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00:00:00I'm Dora Muller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:18I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, and I crushed since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:44Ouch.
00:00:48You always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:58You just got pucked, Dora.
00:01:03But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:10It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:21Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
00:01:25I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:36Get with Leo. Lose my big card.
00:01:38You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:46Idiot.
00:01:47But I divergent.
00:01:49No.
00:01:50If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:01:54Dora Muller, tell Leo how you feel. Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:03Dora.
00:02:04Can it wait? I'm just a little busy.
00:02:08Leo, I have been in love with you for years. I think we would make a great team.
00:02:14I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:27Oh my god, what did she just say? She's a virgin. L-M-A-O.
00:02:44Oh, sweet. A pleading little virgin. Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:57What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:04Pretty. Hey. I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:03:09It's funny. Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:14I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:19Wait. I totally can.
00:03:22But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:26Aww.
00:03:30Don't have a stitch.
00:03:34I'll just... I'll leave you guys. Go.
00:03:37And this...
00:03:40It's interesting.
00:03:45Women have a choice for...
00:03:47They can be appealing, or they can be you.
00:03:52I like this cardigan.
00:03:56So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:01Leo's hot.
00:04:03You're not.
00:04:04Leo's rich.
00:04:05Poor.
00:04:06We're in, you're out.
00:04:08Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:12Maybe.
00:04:14No, you're a place, nerd.
00:04:16In the library, it's in your nose with the other mountains.
00:04:22You know, you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:45What the hell?
00:04:46I'm not expecting money from anyone.
00:04:47Especially this much.
00:04:48I'm not expecting money from anyone. Especially this much.
00:04:49Why?
00:04:50I want to speak to you.
00:04:51I...
00:05:08I...
00:05:10Did you take a towel just before?
00:05:14Why?
00:05:15I want to speak to you.
00:05:19oh come on it's not that bad I just told Leo that I was in love with them but
00:05:23Mindy was there so now the whole school is gonna know that I'm a virgin are you
00:05:28in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower come on I know you're in
00:05:32there virgin I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner
00:05:38Oh Troy no virgins here but you already knew that right goodbye ex-boyfriend
00:05:59thank you oh not so fast you are the ignorer I saved you now you won't big time
00:06:19no way guys like you they want one thing such as help passing math listen I've got a
00:06:28really weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff but
00:06:32it's gotta be kept real secret if you got a virus from a corn site that's your own
00:06:35problem no no some stranger's putting money into my account and I'm worried
00:06:40they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games match-fixing that
00:06:45also sounds super dodgy I'm not touching it wait well what if we did a deal you
00:06:53help me and I help you get Leo boom swing for fifth base in no time it's a sexual
00:07:02reference for you once that's sex yeah it's not just sex I love Leo I've been waiting for him
00:07:13so do we have a deal okay but I need to clear something up the fifth base I thought it was
00:07:20fourth you got some work to do you think I'm a joke it's called teasing door do you want me or not
00:07:30teach me how to flirt and you know do things you want me to teach you how to kiss Dora
00:07:42just want to know what Leo will expect
00:07:56and that's if we're familiar with this stuff
00:08:03all right maybe we should tackle it in order list it for him flirting fashion technique okay so you
00:08:12spent some time thinking about this all right flirting skills first and then boom fifth base sounds good
00:08:18just uh don't forget about fashion and we need a deadline how about the fun reason to dance for the
00:08:24hockey team you can make a big move there it's only two weeks away calm down you're not that hopeless
00:08:30we can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics okay sounds good
00:08:37my whole life is gonna change go team oh it's our key got here
00:08:43dora just the person i wanted to see oh shit i wanted to say that i'm sorry about yesterday
00:08:58you did yeah i was just feeling really insecure because
00:09:03i really like leo but i shouldn't have reacted that way yeah okay thanks did you hear about the cake
00:09:15party that's happening tonight you should totally come all of us lost our b cards at cake parties don't we
00:09:21girls totally
00:09:33what the hell dora do you even live here it's so freaking neat i like things organized
00:09:50what are you doing checking to see if your underwear is color-coded
00:09:53you're probably a mass solution of the week on my underwear it's none of your business
00:10:04i mean it kind of is do you want my help landing leo can we please stop talking about my underwear
00:10:23you're just playing teary you have such incredible eyes to wear
00:10:38i never noticed how beautiful they are before
00:10:47they're just eyes i have two of them like everyone else
00:10:51come on dora i was flirting with you this is why i need help
00:11:00why couldn't i see what you were doing just be open to signals don't be dora the ignorer
00:11:08can i bore you why would you care
00:11:12because you have such beautiful eyes
00:11:27you're flirting again
00:11:31yeah you're supposed to say something flirty back
00:11:33i know i will practice on leo at the party tonight
00:11:42what do you think yeah why not but just remember you've still got your training wheels on don't expect
00:11:49miracles we'll need to have another flirting lesson
00:12:00all right i'll grab us a drink just try to be cool dude when am i not cool
00:12:17oh my god there's leo you're worth a million of him but you have no idea yeah good luck
00:12:24oh my god
00:12:28she got her we got
00:12:30hey
00:12:39hey
00:12:39hey
00:12:39i thought you were staring at me from over there
00:12:42was i
00:12:43i'm sorry if i was weird yesterday
00:12:49you don't got to say it
00:12:51you don't got to say it minnie's a bitch
00:12:53and you're awesome
00:12:54i am
00:12:56i am
00:13:06hey hey
00:13:07hey
00:13:08all right i don't mean to interrupt
00:13:11school
00:13:11cool
00:13:15sorry if i was being weird yesterday
00:13:17you don't got to say it's cool
00:13:21okay
00:13:26yes she does
00:13:27doesn't she girls
00:13:30whatever it is
00:13:32and i think it is her vagina
00:13:35it's like a vagina only dryer
00:13:38we call it adora
00:13:44what the hell do you think you're doing
00:13:47you're doing nothing
00:13:52she needs you
00:13:53because
00:13:54you're nothing
00:13:56oh i thought you were talking about how much lube you need
00:14:00she buys an inventi size tubes
00:14:03how cute
00:14:04but with how many guys you're seeing it's probably up to tranta right
00:14:08oh
00:14:09that's the largest one
00:14:13don't you dare laugh
00:14:15why it's about me all of a sudden
00:14:17what do you see in her
00:14:27dora the borer
00:14:29what does her bony body make your boner look bigger
00:14:36she's great
00:14:37it's as simple as that
00:14:41do you know what it'll do for my reputation
00:14:43if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin
00:14:48why does dora being a virgin bother you so much
00:14:52i think it's kind of sweet
00:14:53this is just the start you sexless ironing board
00:15:04get ready for the plan i have specifically for you in five minutes
00:15:09i'll tell you something about it
00:15:29wait here i'll grab you some drinks and some snacks
00:15:39you know i have been in love with you for years i think we'd make a great team
00:15:44i've been saving myself for you and i want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month
00:15:52ouch that's a real kick in the lady nuts
00:15:56could you be any more desperate
00:15:59i don't know can you dora
00:16:03ready okay
00:16:04take my virginity take my virginity
00:16:08take my virginity
00:16:27please stop
00:16:33please let me go
00:16:38please
00:16:57hey young where are you
00:17:03hopefully it doesn't see me like this
00:17:08please please please let me go
00:17:10oh honey you want to go
00:17:13please
00:17:15you can go
00:17:16we just want to hear you say it
00:17:19one more time
00:17:20say take my virginity
00:17:24say it
00:17:26say it say it say it say it say it say it
00:17:30that's enough
00:17:33that's enough
00:17:38that's enough
00:17:47and you wonder why guys keep leaving you
00:17:49i don't care what anyone says
00:17:53when someone starts shit with me
00:17:55i always finish it
00:17:57you're wrong
00:18:00i'll finish it
00:18:19i'll get you to the show
00:18:29sorry
00:18:30but you should be a crier
00:18:33you can't let me get to you
00:18:35okay you need to fight back
00:18:37like with a shark you should punch her in the nose
00:18:39why do you care if she believes me
00:18:48you remind me of my little sister
00:18:51is she a pitiful virgin loser too
00:18:55i mean she's eight
00:18:56i really hope so
00:18:59i remind you of an eight year old
00:19:01that
00:19:01no
00:19:03no
00:19:05stop crying
00:19:08so i'm gonna be okay
00:19:10yeah
00:19:12it's easy for you to say
00:19:15you have to go to the hockey team
00:19:17everyone loves you
00:19:20and i'm just
00:19:23dora
00:19:28i happen to think you're pretty great
00:19:32and
00:19:32hey that should count for some things
00:19:34since i'm apparently so amazing
00:19:42i thought you just said that at the party to mess with mindy
00:19:53i'm lying to you
00:19:56i'm lying to you
00:20:00i'm lying to you
00:20:04the worst part is
00:20:07i didn't even get a chance to talk to leo
00:20:12you know there's a chance that leo might not be into you no matter what you do
00:20:16i just have to change the way that he sees me
00:20:19all right i just need you to get me a clear shot at the goal
00:20:27okay we'll make it happen if that's what you really want
00:20:31let's do another flirty lesson
00:20:38now
00:20:40it's not like we have another party to get to
00:20:49great date
00:20:52let's pretend like we're on a date
00:20:53i'm not
00:20:54hate
00:20:56show me some person
00:20:59okay
00:21:00so
00:21:01flirting
00:21:03you want to make
00:21:05lots of eye contact
00:21:06and if you can
00:21:09touch them
00:21:13at one
00:21:16i thought it was right
00:21:18everything that i had inside my mind
00:21:23yeah it felt so good walking next to you
00:21:28you said you liked me too
00:21:30yeah
00:21:30sometimes
00:21:32i'm
00:21:33i don't know if you'd like to
00:21:36i'm going to suspect but it feels real
00:21:41and you should laugh at leo's jokes if he makes any
00:21:45but you probably won't
00:21:47and then you should find something special about him to compliment
00:21:51if you think that you are
00:21:57you
00:22:00i really did you
00:22:04and i
00:22:06smells so good
00:22:09what is that
00:22:11is
00:22:11we want to get close
00:22:23i thought
00:22:24This shit actually works.
00:22:33Congratulations. You just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:37You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:39I know. And who knew I had it in me?
00:22:42Just curious. Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:22:46Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with.
00:22:52And you went with, I smell nice.
00:22:54What's wrong with that?
00:22:58How do you want to smell? A pair of sweaty old socks?
00:23:02Hockey players are tough, okay? We don't smell nice.
00:23:06Hey.
00:23:09Relax. You are still a beast on the ice.
00:23:13I'm going to let your secret get out.
00:23:17Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:20I like it.
00:23:22Thanks.
00:23:24Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:28Yes. It's around here some way.
00:23:30Tora's helping Troy track the money?
00:23:52If she works out I sent it, they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:23:55She's going to fuck everything up.
00:24:00We got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:24:10What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:13What's it to you?
00:24:15She's an old friend.
00:24:16Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:24:18Yeah?
00:24:18Yeah?
00:24:19Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:24:23Of Dora?
00:24:24Hardly.
00:24:25She's like our team mascot.
00:24:28Perfect.
00:24:29Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:24:31I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:24:44I don't care what Troy thinks.
00:24:46This is about Leo, stupid.
00:24:47Going somewhere, geek girl?
00:25:00I've got a date with Troy.
00:25:01Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:14Where are you going?
00:25:15The library?
00:25:20I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:22Everything about you offends me, geek.
00:25:25The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:25:29I mean, do you have any self-respect?
00:25:36Can I go?
00:25:38Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:25:40I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all around.
00:25:44And these have a definite gotta go.
00:25:52And this hurt again?
00:25:54So gross.
00:25:55Stop!
00:25:57And you gotta face the hook with something.
00:25:59You gotta fight back.
00:26:11Like with a shark.
00:26:12You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:26:20You gotta fight back.
00:26:21You gotta fight back.
00:26:23Like with a shark.
00:26:24You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:26:25I'm not.
00:26:34Sorry, I'm late.
00:26:36Yeah, you should be.
00:26:37It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
00:26:41I know.
00:26:42Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night, and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:26:53It's the bud.
00:26:55But, like, like one T or two T's.
00:27:04So, let me just stick to fourth base then.
00:27:12There's a brave little bitch.
00:27:17That's her arrest.
00:27:19Are you Dora Miller?
00:27:21Dora Miller, you're under arrest for aggravated assault.
00:27:28Whoa, whoa, hang on a second. Can we just talk about this?
00:27:32This young lady reported an assault, and it needs to be investigated.
00:27:35No, she's the one who assaulted me. They opened my shirt and took pictures.
00:27:42I've seen you at the ring, yeah?
00:27:44Yeah, I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
00:27:46Let's go, thanks.
00:27:47Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:27:49She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:27:52Yeah?
00:27:53No.
00:27:54This is bullshit. This is not happening.
00:27:57Oh, really?
00:27:58Why don't you hand over your phone, and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear.
00:28:02That's what I thought.
00:28:07Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:28:14Nice to meet you.
00:28:15Nice to meet you, too.
00:28:16See you at the next game?
00:28:17You will, go team.
00:28:24Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me.
00:28:27Got it?
00:28:32You can't believe you recognized him from the ring.
00:28:34No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:28:35That was bullshit.
00:28:36It worked, didn't it?
00:28:37Unbelievable.
00:28:38You know what's unbelievable?
00:28:39Is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:28:40I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:28:41I don't know what happened, okay?
00:28:42Just one moment, she was monstering me, and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
00:28:44Yeah, I wish I would've been there, slugger.
00:28:45Yeah, I wish I would've been there, slugger.
00:28:49What is not believable?
00:28:50I love you.
00:28:51I love you.
00:28:52You know what's unbelievable?
00:28:53What's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:28:54I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:28:55I don't know what happened, okay?
00:28:56Just one moment, she was monstering me, and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
00:29:01Yeah, I wish I would've been there, slugger.
00:29:04You sure would have been there, slugger.
00:29:25You're calling the cops.
00:29:28No one, you can stay with me tonight.
00:29:34I'll change my sheets, and he is leaving my bed tonight.
00:29:41I'll take the floor.
00:29:49I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:29:52He feels so good.
00:29:53Oh, no!
00:29:54Am I hot for Troy?
00:29:55Do you have something I could change into?
00:30:06Yeah, of course.
00:30:07I'm so sorry I did not realize that...
00:30:26Relax, Dora.
00:30:29You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking game.
00:30:32Yeah, but that's...
00:30:33That's different.
00:30:35You can look now.
00:30:37You're still shirtless.
00:30:39It's how I sleep.
00:30:41But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:30:44Dream on.
00:30:54Babe.
00:30:54Babe.
00:30:54I need you, baby
00:30:56Cause it's been darkness all along
00:31:03I need you, baby
00:31:06Morning.
00:31:20You're gonna share it a bit, if you want.
00:31:27I trust you.
00:31:31A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:31:33I need you, baby.
00:31:35I do. You're a joke.
00:31:37Hey, you're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff.
00:31:42Are you sure?
00:31:45We can put a pillow in between us.
00:31:49We might need a thicker pillow.
00:32:01I need you, baby.
00:32:19What happened to the pillow?
00:32:21Someone threw it on the floor.
00:32:23It wasn't me.
00:32:25Why would I do that?
00:32:27I don't know.
00:32:29Baby, because you want me to do this?
00:32:31Wake me up when this ends all over.
00:32:37Take my heart, we both want our hands.
00:32:43I've been spending all my days just trying to find the way.
00:32:51Whoop!
00:32:52Whoop!
00:32:53Whoop!
00:32:54Whoop!
00:32:55Whoop!
00:32:56Whoop!
00:32:57You know, we have someone I want.
00:32:59You're the one who said you wanted help with Fifth Face.
00:33:03I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:33:05Right.
00:33:06Yeah.
00:33:07Sorry for freaking out.
00:33:09I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion.
00:33:14Since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:33:16Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:33:19Yeah.
00:33:20Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:33:26Okay.
00:33:27I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna go.
00:33:36Hey, what's up?
00:33:38What's up, dude?
00:33:39I'm gonna do it.
00:33:40So,
00:33:41you're at Dora, punched Mindy.
00:33:42That's an hinge, man.
00:33:43Trust me, dude.
00:33:45Mindy deserved it.
00:33:47You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
00:33:51Why are you so down on Dora?
00:33:53Isn't she your friend?
00:33:54Why are you so down on Dora?
00:33:56Isn't she your friend?
00:33:58Of course she is, but we have the most important game
00:34:00of the year coming up, and you need to be more focused.
00:34:02I'm focused.
00:34:04Okay, don't worry about me.
00:34:06Doesn't look it.
00:34:08When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming,
00:34:10you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:34:16Leo! Hey!
00:34:20I'm gonna wash this and get it back to you.
00:34:24Minnie trashed Dora's room so she stayed here last night.
00:34:28Wow!
00:34:30Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:44Stop it! Stop it!
00:34:46Troy is just a friend.
00:34:50It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:34:52Well, just looking out for you.
00:34:54Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:34:56And you're a virgin.
00:34:58Just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:35:00Thanks, man.
00:35:04Great.
00:35:05Nothing ain't happening between us.
00:35:07Don't say I'd warn you.
00:35:09Thanks, buddy.
00:35:11Great chat.
00:35:13Go team.
00:35:22Excuse me.
00:35:26The boss wants an update.
00:35:32Hey, Big Mike.
00:35:33How's it hanging?
00:35:36Right.
00:35:37An update.
00:35:38So, everything's set to where we lose the big match.
00:35:41Except Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from.
00:35:44Then you'd better make sure.
00:35:45That does not happen.
00:35:46Hey.
00:35:47Just about to call you.
00:35:48So, I tracked the money to an offshore account and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:35:50You got a name yet?
00:35:51Not yet.
00:35:52But, I will.
00:35:54How'd your exam go?
00:35:55Aced it.
00:35:56As usual.
00:35:57Nerd.
00:35:58That's good.
00:35:59Now you can focus on this.
00:36:00Nice one.
00:36:01Oh, how'd you do that?
00:36:03Yeah.
00:36:04Hi, I'm sorry.
00:36:05Huge.
00:36:06I think, but the one is going to talk to you and what you're going to ask.
00:36:09Oh, how'd you do that?
00:36:10Well, I think, here's what you're going to ask.
00:36:12Wife's going to ask.
00:36:13So, how'd you say the two things that are going to be asked for you?
00:36:16Hey, just about to call you.
00:36:17So, I tracked the money to an offshore account and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:36:20Renato and Lydia. My cousins. They're gonna do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:30Hi.
00:36:31You ready for this?
00:36:33I think so.
00:36:35She's ready.
00:36:37Then buckle up, girl. We're about to rock your world.
00:36:45I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but the car will pick you up at 6.
00:36:50Be ready.
00:36:52You got me a car?
00:36:54Gotta make an entrance.
00:36:57It's fun.
00:36:58Thanks.
00:37:01We don't want to have this.
00:37:04This is my favorite part.
00:37:06Oh, no.
00:37:08Burn. Trash.
00:37:10Honey, is this from middle school?
00:37:12I think that's it. We're not gonna do that again.
00:37:14The 2014 GAP sweater.
00:37:17Going...
00:37:21Cinderella's ready for the ball!
00:37:25I did it again.
00:37:26We did it.
00:37:27Oh. We.
00:37:28We.
00:37:39What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:41What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:44Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:47I wanna get to your clothes, gonna get it right now.
00:37:51Damn.
00:37:52Put this hot body.
00:37:53I wanna push all the limits with you right now.
00:37:59Oh, my God. Is that Virgin Dora?
00:38:02You see?
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:17I...
00:38:19I...
00:38:20I...
00:38:21I...
00:38:22I...
00:38:23I...
00:38:24Don't think I'd like to try hard?
00:38:26You look beautiful.
00:38:28I wonder what Leon is thinking.
00:38:29Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:38:34Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:42Could this get any sadder?
00:38:45I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:48She looks amazing.
00:38:53That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:57May I have this dance?
00:38:59Sorry you don't dance with your feet.
00:39:02I can handle it.
00:39:04Follow my lead.
00:39:06You got it.
00:39:10He's so strong.
00:39:12He feels so safe in his arms.
00:39:13And he really does smell good.
00:39:19What am I doing?
00:39:20I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:39:22I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:34You can't seriously want that.
00:39:37You could put lipstick on a pig.
00:39:39But it's still a pig.
00:39:41Once a nerd.
00:39:42Always a nerd.
00:39:44Shut up Mindy.
00:39:48Can I cut him?
00:39:50Yeah.
00:39:56Don't be a dick.
00:39:59I can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:40:03It's just me.
00:40:05Underneath all the makeup and hairspray.
00:40:07Still the same old Dora.
00:40:09Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:40:12I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:40:14I didn't realize you liked hitting up with me.
00:40:16Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:21Really?
00:40:25Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:29Just go grab a burger or something?
00:40:31No.
00:40:33Like a proper dinner.
00:40:35Like a date.
00:40:39He's never gonna appreciate her the way I do.
00:40:42This is fucking killing me.
00:40:44I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:40:47Leo is the one I want.
00:40:52Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:40:54How do you do?
00:40:55I can relapse.
00:40:59I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:41:01Or something sexy, cause we're going fancy.
00:41:04Cool.
00:41:06Yeah, I'll try.
00:41:08You know she's got Leo and Troy after her?
00:41:10What is this, opposites day?
00:41:12What is going on?
00:41:14You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:41:16Heaps hotter than Dora.
00:41:17Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:41:23These could work.
00:41:25All you need is ten seconds.
00:41:31Perfect.
00:41:33And I won't ask you why you're carrying locks and dives around.
00:41:36I'm gonna use the restroom?
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:41Cool.
00:41:43Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Poorer is gonna know she's messed with the wrong person.
00:41:59Dora! Hi!
00:42:01Have you tried this drink? It's so good.
00:42:06That's okay, Mindy.
00:42:07Good.
00:42:09Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:11Don't you want to be my friend?
00:42:24Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:42:25Yeah.
00:42:30How'd you know I was thirsty? Thanks, Mindy.
00:42:31Actually, this drink is for me.
00:42:33I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:36Cheers again.
00:42:37Dora!
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39Dora, I'm just having...
00:42:41Dora's gonna get you the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:42Okay.
00:42:43I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:45Cheers again.
00:42:47Yeah.
00:42:49Dora.
00:42:50Dora.
00:42:51Dora.
00:42:53Dora.
00:42:54Dora.
00:42:55Dora.
00:42:56Dora.
00:42:57Dora.
00:42:58Dora.
00:42:59Everyone, can I have your attention over here, please?
00:43:05Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:43:10Dora the Boar is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:43:15Not with her mouth, but with her, well, you'll see soon.
00:43:19Five, four, six, five, four, three, three, two, one.
00:43:29Oh, no, no, no, this is not happening.
00:43:36How dare you?
00:43:39Don't touch me!
00:43:44What's going on?
00:43:47This is just a dream.
00:43:50Wake up.
00:43:52Oh, my God!
00:43:56Yo, Mindy just shit her pants!
00:43:59How did Mindy have fallen?
00:44:03How did Mindy have fallen?
00:44:05That's right.
00:44:06On your knees.
00:44:07Shut up!
00:44:08Put that down.
00:44:09Stop filming me!
00:44:11Thank you for saving me.
00:44:12How did you know she was going to do that?
00:44:13I was watching her.
00:44:14I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:18How'd things go with Leo?
00:44:19Great.
00:44:20We're going on a date.
00:44:21That's all thanks to you.
00:44:22Thank you for saving me.
00:44:23How did you know she was going to do that?
00:44:24I was watching her.
00:44:25I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:27How'd things go with Leo?
00:44:28Great.
00:44:29We're going on a date.
00:44:30That's all thanks to you.
00:44:48Thanks, guys.
00:44:49I appreciate you.
00:44:50I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:44:56And that Dora, she knows how to party.
00:44:59Yeah, bullshit.
00:45:00And don't send her any dick pics.
00:45:02Too late.
00:45:03But hey, she sent them first.
00:45:05Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:45:10Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:45:13She's a good person.
00:45:15Yeah, she's special.
00:45:18Yeah, so don't jerk her around.
00:45:21Look, dude, don't tell me to live my life, alright?
00:45:25That's in the game.
00:45:26This is it.
00:45:27Talent scouts.
00:45:28Contracts.
00:45:29Big money.
00:45:30Big future.
00:45:36I gotta go.
00:45:43Mr. Konstantin, you said you'd fix this by today.
00:45:48Yeah.
00:45:50I am.
00:45:51I'm fixing it.
00:45:52You're getting the senior.
00:45:55Hey, what the fuck?
00:45:57Relax.
00:45:58You'll still be able to play.
00:46:02Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:46:16And after that, game over.
00:46:18Hey.
00:46:19Right on time.
00:46:20So, should I go for more of a smoky eye or like a peach blossom?
00:46:38I know.
00:46:39Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:41What?
00:46:42Just joking.
00:46:43Just joking.
00:46:44No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:51Yeah.
00:46:52For your big date with him.
00:46:57I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:47:00Come on.
00:47:01You're the expert.
00:47:02You tell me.
00:47:03Just wing it, Dora.
00:47:04Okay?
00:47:05Everybody just wings it.
00:47:06I don't know.
00:47:07What's wrong with you?
00:47:08Wait, come on.
00:47:09I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
00:47:10Alright?
00:47:11So come on.
00:47:12Pay up.
00:47:13Wait, really?
00:47:14When am I gonna know who's dumbed all the money on me?
00:47:16Soon.
00:47:17If you keep your pharmacist.
00:47:19Alright.
00:47:20Okay, fine.
00:47:21What do you need to know?
00:47:22Apart from the whole Caholize thing or whatever.
00:47:24Well, which underwear?
00:47:28Black or what?
00:47:30The black ones are a little bit see-through, see?
00:47:32Yeah, I can see.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34You don't need to hand them to me.
00:47:35And you're handing them to me.
00:47:36Oh, shit.
00:47:37I'm getting hard.
00:47:38Dude, not in front of her.
00:47:39Fuck!
00:47:40Um, yeah, these feel too soft.
00:47:43You might not want to take them off.
00:47:45So, the other ones?
00:47:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:47Okay.
00:47:50Up until this point, my life has been sex-negative.
00:47:53Ah, kiss-negative too.
00:47:55Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:47:57So, could you show me?
00:48:08Alright.
00:48:10You asked for it.
00:48:15If I wanted to kiss you,
00:48:18the first thing I do is get you close.
00:48:21Maybe,
00:48:22I'll offer you my jacket.
00:48:26And I'd use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:48:31And I'd look into your eyes.
00:48:34And I'd tilt your chin up.
00:48:36If you don't wait on me.
00:48:38Baby, don't you, baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:45That way you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:48:47That's what the term does.
00:49:05Gross.
00:49:06I don't know.
00:49:17I don't want to let you turn her down.
00:49:31Why'd you stop?
00:49:33Was it being weird?
00:49:36No.
00:49:42Sorry.
00:49:44Wait.
00:49:45Did I do something wrong?
00:49:47Please.
00:49:48Tell me.
00:49:50Because you love Leo.
00:49:51Not me.
00:49:57You're cool.
00:49:59Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:50:01That's like the launch pad right there.
00:50:06I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:50:10Sorry.
00:50:12I don't know if that sounds...
00:50:13Maybe I just...
00:50:15Feel exposed.
00:50:18Me too.
00:50:19Sorry?
00:50:21You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:50:24And everyone else is a player.
00:50:25They're the ones who are shit.
00:50:27Not you.
00:50:28I'm sorry, Dora.
00:50:29I got stuff to do.
00:50:30Tell me.
00:50:31Why him?
00:50:32Why?
00:50:33Why?
00:50:34Leo?
00:50:35Really?
00:50:36I thought you were friends.
00:50:37Yeah, we're good on the ice together.
00:50:38But he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:50:43I don't know.
00:50:44I don't know.
00:50:45I mean, growing up Leo, he's just having to get married.
00:50:50His mom left him and his brothers and...
00:50:53I just kind of wanted to save him.
00:50:58So I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
00:51:03So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:51:06And you're just gonna hand him your V-card.
00:51:11You lose how I imagine my future.
00:51:15Why?
00:51:17Who did you lose it to? Some good looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:51:19Yeah. Hot bitchy chicks.
00:51:21Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:51:23Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:51:27What?
00:51:28Hey, you don't get to judge me!
00:51:45Hey, Troy.
00:51:47Is this okay?
00:51:51I get my boy out of his phone.
00:51:54He doesn't care what I look like.
00:51:56Cause it's all for Leo.
00:52:02Seriously, who cares?
00:52:03She'll work it out.
00:52:04He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:52:06Lesson learned.
00:52:10Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:52:12That narcissist would just hurt her.
00:52:14The girl just makes me jealous.
00:52:17Look.
00:52:25How's your hand?
00:52:27I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:52:29It's alright though, I'm good.
00:52:30Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:52:32Mm-hmm.
00:52:33See me play?
00:52:34I have.
00:52:35You know, that's what I like about you.
00:52:37What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:40How was I?
00:52:41I mean, it was great.
00:52:42You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:52:46Right, and next year's gonna be even bigger for me.
00:52:48You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:52:50Everybody's gonna be like,
00:52:51Leo, Leo.
00:52:53There.
00:52:54Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:52:55Why did I upset Troy?
00:52:57He's been so nice.
00:52:59He's just asking me a question.
00:53:00You see, one guy who gets my jokes.
00:53:04I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:53:06The Leo Constantine.
00:53:08Oh.
00:53:09Leo's still talking by himself.
00:53:11Everything's great.
00:53:13And that's why we should fuck.
00:53:16What?
00:53:19Yeah, there's something I should tell you.
00:53:21About us.
00:53:27You were mine.
00:53:28I know.
00:53:29So, your room or mine?
00:53:31No.
00:53:32We're better off as friends.
00:53:38No, we should fuck.
00:53:39Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:53:45Let me guess.
00:53:47Troy?
00:53:48I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't really say.
00:53:51It's cool.
00:53:52I know it's Troy.
00:53:53Dora.
00:53:58I'm really attracted to you.
00:53:59And I don't know if you remember, but as kids we used to joke around about getting married.
00:54:05It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:54:10Why'd you just walk away with a hockey puck hitting your face?
00:54:23Did I?
00:54:24Yeah.
00:54:25I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up.
00:54:28You're one of us.
00:54:29Like, one of the boys, you know?
00:54:30And...
00:54:31I don't know.
00:54:32It just felt like that made something special between us.
00:54:34Right?
00:54:41Oh, this isn't gonna work.
00:54:42This isn't gonna work.
00:54:44Tora.
00:54:46I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:54:49I'm really flattered.
00:54:50I am.
00:54:51And you are the hottest.
00:54:52I've been there.
00:54:54Maybe I'll find someone else.
00:54:56This is gonna leave a scar.
00:55:01Don't even leave a bruise.
00:55:05Sigh.
00:55:07Sigh.
00:55:12Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:55:25Who?
00:55:27Billy?
00:55:28Borer?
00:55:29Dora the Borer?
00:55:31She's on a date.
00:55:33With Leo.
00:55:35No way.
00:55:39Actually, I don't care.
00:55:41We're not exclusive.
00:55:44What about you?
00:55:45Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:47Are you jealous?
00:55:49She's free to make her own choices.
00:55:52Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
00:55:56I am!
00:56:00Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:56:06Wow.
00:56:08Is that a bike seat in your Speedo?
00:56:11Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:16You know, we could go for a ride now if you want.
00:56:21You know, for old time's sake.
00:56:25No thanks.
00:56:26No.
00:56:27But hey.
00:56:28Maybe he'll be more into you.
00:56:33No.
00:56:36I am.
00:56:38But I...
00:56:41Maybe he'll be more into you.
00:56:43Okay, I'm going to go up the street to come in full time.
00:57:13Oh, yeah. That's definitely a bruise.
00:57:29You're going in the penalty box.
00:57:34Not today, dickhead.
00:57:43You okay?
00:57:50Shit, run.
00:57:52Go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:54Keep going, I'm coming!
00:58:05Oh, my God.
00:58:07You okay?
00:58:09Yeah, that guy was trying to kill me. Why?
00:58:14You okay? You're hurt?
00:58:19Fine, I'm fine.
00:58:20Oh, you're hurt.
00:58:22Did he stab you?
00:58:23Take off your shirt.
00:58:33You must have gotten cut from the guy's ring.
00:58:35Cut, uh, first aid.
00:58:37It's under the table.
00:58:39Okay, it's...
00:58:41Yes!
00:58:42I'm sorry.
00:58:52Okay.
00:58:54I'm so lucky you were there.
00:58:58Why were you there?
00:59:00I was just going to hit the bars.
00:59:03Why were you in the alley?
00:59:04Where's Leo?
00:59:06I called off my date.
00:59:09But I thought he was number one.
00:59:12Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:59:15Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:59:17You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:59:21I will.
00:59:22Yeah, I will.
00:59:24Joy, I released something important last night.
00:59:26What?
00:59:27Okay.
00:59:41What?
00:59:49Leo is not the one for me.
00:59:51Yeah, finally...
00:59:53Who is the right person?
00:59:54Stupid
01:00:03I should have known you don't feel the same way
01:00:07How do you know I don't?
01:00:09Because you didn't say anything
01:00:11Because you said all those times that Leo is your future
01:00:15You love him
01:00:17If I love him
01:00:18Then why did I leave the restaurant?
01:00:24Flat twist
01:00:28Are you sure?
01:00:34Yes
01:00:35I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together
01:00:43Then I saw you holding hands
01:00:47You went to the restaurant?
01:00:51Yeah
01:00:52For the ribs
01:00:54Are you sure?
01:01:21Are you sure?
01:01:24Yes
01:01:54All right, that's amazing, how was it for you, my ribs don't hurt anymore, it was really,
01:02:21really? The best.
01:02:40Good morning. Good morning. Is it good? Best I've ever slept.
01:02:47All right, so what do we do now? Do we, uh, pretend like this ever happened? Do we do it again?
01:02:56What do the experts say? The experts eat breakfast.
01:03:02Okay, I'll go get changed. I'll meet you at the cafe at 930.
01:03:08Okay.
01:03:18Sit in a little bit.
01:03:38We're sure we can do it again.
01:03:46What do you like to practice?
01:03:47I can't believe last night really happened. And with the right person.
01:04:00Gora, I'm Dee. Look, I know we're never gonna be friends. But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:04:14What are you talking about?
01:04:15I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:04:19You may even have a little crush on him.
01:04:22Which is fine.
01:04:24But...
01:04:25But...
01:04:26Haley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:04:32And I know you're not gonna believe me, so I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:04:41In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
01:04:44She's a bit fat, but, you know, fat brings the flavor, right?
01:04:46And Dora's like so grateful.
01:04:49Throw the dog a bone, eh?
01:04:58Can you leave me to cry in peace?
01:05:00Oh, someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:05:06Gee.
01:05:08How do you find the time?
01:05:11Between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
01:05:16Troy would never say that.
01:05:18Leo might.
01:05:20What, is it AI?
01:05:22No.
01:05:23It's real.
01:05:25And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who is trying to help.
01:05:30You are the craftiest bully if you think I'm gonna believe that.
01:05:33I'm gonna tell you this now, cause I don't think you're gonna figure it out yourself.
01:05:37But hurting me is not gonna bring back whoever left you.
01:05:40Please, don't let that tape be real.
01:05:43He's not coming. That tape was real.
01:05:45He's not coming. That tape was real.
01:05:46He's not coming. That tape was real.
01:05:48He's not coming. That tape was real.
01:05:50He's not coming. That tape was real.
01:05:51He's not coming. That tape was real.
01:05:52He's not coming. That tape was real.
01:05:57He's not coming. That tape was real.
01:05:58He's not coming. That tape was real.
01:05:59He's not coming. That tape was real.
01:06:00He's not coming. That tape was real.
01:06:11Come here, you piece of shit.
01:06:14Yell all you want, Mr. Hayes. No one will ever find you.
01:06:20Who are you?
01:06:31What do you want?
01:06:32Shut up and listen.
01:06:34We were gonna play carrot, then stick.
01:06:37The carrot is you're gonna be a TV star.
01:06:41Take this bang off my head.
01:06:43Now there's a bunch of money in your accounts.
01:06:45You took that money to throw the game.
01:06:48You're bookies? Is that all this is?
01:06:52You're gonna say, on camera, that you made a big mistake.
01:06:58You have a gambling problem.
01:07:00But you're seeking help.
01:07:02Rehabbing God.
01:07:04Hoping for a healing miracle.
01:07:07I'll never do it.
01:07:10I'm glad you said it.
01:07:12Now here is the stick.
01:07:18No.
01:07:20You will say a few words on camera and quit the team.
01:07:26And Dora gets to keep a great place.
01:07:30This is a KGB issued spy gun.
01:07:44It fires one bullet.
01:07:47If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull,
01:07:51then do as I command.
01:07:54All right.
01:07:56I'll do it.
01:08:00Hey.
01:08:01It's me again.
01:08:02Just wanna make sure you're okay.
01:08:04We're okay.
01:08:21Polly.
01:08:34Flip cream is always the answer.
01:08:40But you've abandoned me, too.
01:08:43Oh, hi.
01:08:45Back to the store.
01:08:49I cannot believe this.
01:08:51I know, right?
01:08:56What's going on?
01:08:58It's unreal.
01:09:00It's Troy.
01:09:02I've been busted match-fixing.
01:09:03Coach, I'm really sorry.
01:09:06And to my teammates, and to the whole campus.
01:09:08I screwed up, and I'm prepared to accept whatever's coming.
01:09:28Where have you been?
01:09:29I have been calling and calling.
01:09:31I...
01:09:31We should talk.
01:09:34Yes.
01:09:35Yes, we should.
01:09:36Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
01:09:38Mindy just tried to fake me out with one, too.
01:09:40I think it's the same people behind the bank.
01:09:42It's not AI.
01:09:44Okay?
01:09:44It's...
01:09:45It's real.
01:09:45It's me.
01:09:48What?
01:09:49It was all me.
01:09:50You took a bribe?
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:58I mean, but...
01:09:59Why would you say that?
01:10:02I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?
01:10:05I...
01:10:05I was setting up an alibi.
01:10:08Okay, but I got caught.
01:10:10By whom?
01:10:11The...
01:10:11Whatever.
01:10:12The authorities.
01:10:13Who exactly?
01:10:14Look, this doesn't involve you, okay?
01:10:18Just back off.
01:10:20Oh.
01:10:21No, no.
01:10:21Something else is going on here.
01:10:23For fuck's sake, Tori!
01:10:24Don't you get it?
01:10:26I was using you!
01:10:27Thank you for making it so easy for me!
01:10:31Especially last night.
01:10:37You don't mean that.
01:10:39Just tell me which authorities.
01:10:40I will talk to them.
01:10:42It doesn't matter.
01:10:44Okay, it's too late.
01:10:45Tori, please!
01:10:46For fuck's sake!
01:10:48What don't you understand?
01:10:50You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.
01:10:53I'm the captain of the hockey team, and you're a little ex-virgin!
01:10:57You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:10:59It's not worth the hassle!
01:11:07I'm sorry, Dora.
01:11:09But it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:11:11I should've known.
01:11:17Of course, someone like Troi wouldn't want to be with me.
01:11:32I can't this for you.
01:11:33I can't.
01:11:34I'm sorry.
01:11:35I can't.
01:11:41I don't believe any of those notes with me, please.
01:11:46He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:49Something else is coming up.
01:11:51Something made Gold Rushmore away.
01:12:11My god.
01:12:22It's a camera.
01:12:23What programs are you used to make Troi's voice?
01:12:29Tell me.
01:12:30Go away, boy.
01:12:31Screw you.
01:12:32Just send me a link.
01:12:33No.
01:12:34It was real.
01:12:35I'll punch you again.
01:12:36I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:12:41Who is it?
01:12:42Hey, it's Dora.
01:12:43Sorry.
01:12:44I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:12:48Got kicked off the team, remember?
01:12:49Of course he did.
01:12:50You idiot.
01:12:51I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:12:55I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:13:03No.
01:13:04No, no, I don't need someone here.
01:13:05Why not Drew?
01:13:08How?
01:13:091999, it'san for me, Mariah.
01:13:11And I was just JENNIFER.
01:13:13Yuctor.
01:13:14You're the next, Debbie.
01:13:15Girl.
01:13:16Good manners, Lamori.
01:13:17I'm thinking señor.
01:13:18Bye.
01:13:19Again.
01:13:20This is thecommerce team!
01:13:21It's Чтоs.
01:13:22clock, i-m JASON!
01:13:23This is the cheapest.
01:13:24LINDA.
01:13:25No, no.
01:13:26pectrum.
01:13:27I hope not.
01:13:28But, if people speak, I don't understand all the time's actually your feelings.
01:13:30That's not-
01:13:31There's Angel.
01:13:32If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just, I'll just go.
01:13:38They're not here.
01:13:41Okay.
01:14:02Wait, Troy, before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:14:26You found out we put it there?
01:14:29Yeah.
01:14:30Yeah, my friend, she has a name.
01:14:31So we can take this evidence to the cops.
01:14:34Yes.
01:14:35Meet me in the library at one.
01:14:36I'll have all the information then.
01:14:50Why can't you take Di for an answer, Dora?
01:14:54You're ruining everything.
01:15:01Oh, fancy there.
01:15:04I thought you were a book.
01:15:06Oh, that's probably because you can't read.
01:15:08Yes, she can.
01:15:10Right?
01:15:12Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
01:15:15Because you're too busy being alone.
01:15:17Yeah.
01:15:19You are exhausting.
01:15:21All right, just do me a favor.
01:15:24Get some real friends.
01:15:25Get some therapy, please.
01:15:27Before you end up being the one who is all left alone.
01:15:35Leo, hi.
01:15:37You're just in time to watch me destroy war.
01:15:41Get lost.
01:15:43Dora, we need to talk.
01:15:46What?
01:15:48Apologize to me.
01:15:50No.
01:15:57Get lost.
01:15:59What?
01:15:59Get lost.
01:16:09Leo, right now is really not a good time.
01:16:11Okay, I'm expecting someone.
01:16:12I know.
01:16:14I talked to Troy about the situation.
01:16:16He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
01:16:18He sent me here to talk with you.
01:16:21Who transferred the money into his account?
01:16:23Troy, wouldn't tell you that?
01:16:28It was you.
01:16:30You were the one that hit the camera.
01:16:31You were the one who set up Troy.
01:16:32Keep your voice down.
01:16:36Set up Troy?
01:16:36Keep your voice down.
01:16:38Why would you do that?
01:16:40He's your friend.
01:16:42The team needs him.
01:16:43They're going to lose without him.
01:16:44That's the point.
01:16:46I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.
01:16:51That's how I want you to pay it off.
01:16:55By losing?
01:16:56Duh.
01:16:57The bets are in.
01:16:59There's no way they're going to win now.
01:17:01Unless you screw it up.
01:17:04What about Troy's future?
01:17:05Right, he'll never go pro.
01:17:07This could follow him around for the rest of his life.
01:17:08That's the free market, baby.
01:17:11Now I'm free.
01:17:13Phil, we're going to the cops.
01:17:16They're not going anywhere, moron.
01:17:17You wouldn't hurt me.
01:17:23Of course not.
01:17:25Big Mike?
01:17:25I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
01:17:29You organized that?
01:17:31Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea, and he is the hitman.
01:17:35Hitmen hit people.
01:17:37You're a monster.
01:17:38Me?
01:17:39He's the hitman?
01:17:41Why'd you have to stick your nerdy nose in my business in the first place?
01:17:43We are in the public space, you idiot.
01:17:48If you don't come with me right now, be quiet.
01:17:52I'll make sure Big Mike finishes what he started on Troy.
01:17:56Okay.
01:17:58Come.
01:17:59Let's go.
01:18:00Let's go.
01:18:13I know it wasn't you.
01:18:15I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:18:17I'm meeting them in a library at what?
01:18:28Pick up Dora.
01:18:37She would never leave this.
01:18:38Have you guys seen Dora?
01:18:43Who?
01:18:46Come on, stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.
01:18:48She's in danger.
01:18:49I promise.
01:18:53Relax.
01:18:53I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.
01:18:56Leo?
01:18:57Why was he with Dora?
01:19:02You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
01:19:06Thanks, guys.
01:19:07I appreciate you.
01:19:07I'll pay you back ASAP.
01:19:08Leo, I'm scared.
01:19:15Holy shit.
01:19:17It's been Leo this whole time.
01:19:24Come on, Mike.
01:19:25Pick up!
01:19:27Leo, this is crazy.
01:19:29We've known each other forever.
01:19:30We can fix this.
01:19:31I...
01:19:32We're way too deep.
01:19:34Pick up, Big Mike.
01:19:37He burned you.
01:19:37Well, shit.
01:19:41Hey, the hockey game's coming up.
01:19:43People, if you don't show up, people are...
01:19:45They're gonna start asking serious questions.
01:19:48Here's a free lesson for ya.
01:19:49And all you dopey fucking girls out there,
01:19:51talking more does not fucking help.
01:19:54Or why did you even help, Troy?
01:19:56Want to get laid or something?
01:19:57You made a deal.
01:19:58You made a deal.
01:20:00For what?
01:20:02You just gonna help me get your attention.
01:20:05Then I was gonna trace the money.
01:20:07Well, you got my attention now.
01:20:10I see why Big Mike likes this.
01:20:20Actually, a turn-on to feel someone fully under your power.
01:20:25Do you remember what you told me?
01:20:28About losing your virginity?
01:20:32I know I'm a day late, but still got a few minutes.
01:20:35Oh, you little bitch.
01:20:46I hope it hurts.
01:20:49You're a little spicy.
01:20:51I like it.
01:20:53I would rather die than let you touch me.
01:20:54We can do both.
01:20:57I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too, huh?
01:20:58You up for that?
01:21:00I never look up to you.
01:21:02You are not kind, brave, or courageous.
01:21:07Not even a good hockey player.
01:21:09I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
01:21:12Bullshit.
01:21:14I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts,
01:21:16they wouldn't even take a second look at you.
01:21:18Shut the fuck up!
01:21:19You don't even know what you're talking about!
01:21:20No, it's true.
01:21:21Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.
01:21:23I mean, do you know how much they're going to hate you
01:21:26when they find out they were betrayed by our bet?
01:21:27I said shut up!
01:21:29Come on!
01:21:29Do it!
01:21:30Now you're going to be a woman-hitting coward, too!
01:21:32Shut up!
01:21:33What the fuck did you do to her?
01:21:54Nothing she didn't deserve.
01:21:57Big Mike gets here.
01:21:58He'll take care of both of you, too.
01:21:59No, Leo, he's not coming.
01:22:02If you hurt us, that is on you.
01:22:07It's okay.
01:22:10Stay there.
01:22:11Get back with her.
01:22:12Why, Dickhead?
01:22:13What's your plan?
01:22:14I'll tie both of you up.
01:22:16And then I'm going to lock the door.
01:22:19And do what?
01:22:20Go play?
01:22:21Go play?
01:22:22Then I'm going to light a little fire.
01:22:24And then I'll go play.
01:22:26I see you're not so stupid now, huh?
01:22:28Keep it up, Leo.
01:22:30I already called the cops.
01:22:32Yeah, prove it.
01:22:33Let me see.
01:22:37Oh, I'm going to gut you, man.
01:22:38I'm going to get you.
01:22:39Hey, I'm going to cut you!
01:22:41Boy, no.
01:22:42I don't care, Dora.
01:22:44He's not going to hurt you.
01:22:48It's the police!
01:22:49It's the police!
01:22:49It's the police!
01:22:49Did he hurt you?
01:23:12I'm fine.
01:23:13You have to hurry.
01:23:16No, it's fine.
01:23:17He's out.
01:23:17I'm going to call the cops right now.
01:23:19We can still make it to the hockey game.
01:23:21It's too late.
01:23:23I'm finished.
01:23:24No one's going to believe anything I say now.
01:23:41Coach.
01:23:43What are you doing?
01:23:45Get out.
01:23:45Get off the premises.
01:23:47Just give me two minutes to explain.
01:23:48You know how much damage you've done?
01:23:50Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the match fixing.
01:23:53It was Leo, right?
01:23:54He did it to pay off his debts.
01:23:56What?
01:23:57He's a gambler.
01:23:59Okay, getting me off the team squareded away with the people Leo's money to.
01:24:02Where is he, right?
01:24:03I've been calling him for two hours.
01:24:04He's with the police.
01:24:06I have the number if you want to check with him.
01:24:08But you have to let Troy play.
01:24:10I don't have time for these fairy tales.
01:24:12I want you off the premises so security's going to kick you out.
01:24:14Come on, boy.
01:24:18Let's go.
01:24:18Let's talk about it.
01:24:21All due respect, Coach, you are an idiot.
01:24:24Dora.
01:24:25No, no, no.
01:24:25He didn't stay care of this.
01:24:27Do you know how badly you're going to get trolled when they find out that you lost the biggest
01:24:30game of the season because you wouldn't let your best player play?
01:24:32Okay.
01:24:40Let's go.
01:24:41Whatever bitchy thing you are about to say, save it.
01:25:07I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
01:25:11The girls are here to witness me not saying this.
01:25:15But you did good.
01:25:18Troy played and we won.
01:25:22Because of you.
01:25:23Big enough to accept that?
01:25:32Also big enough to know that you will always be a girl-bullying bitch.
01:25:39I am.
01:25:41But now it's time for you to thank me.
01:25:43For what?
01:25:44For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
01:25:47It's a special relationship.
01:25:50They're not friends.
01:25:52Just try stopping me.
01:26:02Hey.
01:26:03I'm looking everywhere for you.
01:26:04Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
01:26:12I just couldn't wait any longer to see you.
01:26:14You were amazing out there.
01:26:16The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
01:26:19It's crazy.
01:26:20Three of them want me to go see them.
01:26:21And I think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
01:26:26All of your dreams are coming true.
01:26:30Not all of them.
01:26:31Okay.
01:26:34Sure you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate?
01:26:44Not pizza.
01:26:46Noodles?
01:27:04How does it keep getting better and better?
01:27:11Because it's you and me.
01:27:15I love you like crazy.
01:27:18And you love me.
01:27:20Right?
01:27:23Yes.
01:27:25Do I be adorable?
01:27:26Do I love you like crazy?
01:27:34Thank you for saving me.
01:27:39You saved me first.
01:27:42I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
01:27:45I'm not going to argue with that.
01:27:50You're a really good tutor, you know.
01:27:53I'm glad you think so because
01:27:54I have another lesson for you.
01:27:57And I think you're really going to like it.
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