00:00You
00:07Who no must thanks?
00:09You're Johnny Cage. I loved Citizen Cage when I was a kid
00:15Thanks man, I appreciate it. They should do a reboot
00:20Nobody wants that
00:22shit went out in the 90s
00:25Johnny Cage you have been chosen to fight tell me you're not some crazy fans
00:33How are you doing that are you coming or what?
00:43Where the hell am I it's called Mortal Kombat
00:51It's a fighting tournament
00:53To the death
00:58Fuck that
01:03This is a war for the fate of your world
01:07Haha, you dickheads in or what?
01:11I'm not some champion. I don't have transformer arms
01:16Oh shoot lightning bolts
01:18This shit's got nothing to do with me
01:23I'm an actor
01:27I find you annoying
01:28Not the face
01:29I do want a crush on your face
01:34There's a more going on outside
01:38You can run, but you can't hide forever
01:40Ever
01:41AHHHHH
01:42It's time
01:45To become the hero
01:47You were meant to be
01:49Alright, you big ugly fuck.
01:53It's showtime.
02:04Get over here!
02:11Only the strong survive.
02:18Freeze him!
02:21Are you shitting me? You don't have any powers!
02:23It's just incredibly handsome.
02:25Oh no, stop me!
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