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01:30His plan to kill Beatrix Hasp
01:32I'm sorry, but there's just, uh, there's no way that he could know I'm headed to Beatrix's
01:46Bet you are, aren't you?
01:50So, he did. The iguana knows you are the only person who can lead him to have
02:00Both of them. Thank you.
02:12They're numbered here.
02:13Come in. You're a smart cookie, Charlie.
02:15But you don't understand what you're up against.
02:18He can look like anybody. I'm texting you a video. Right now.
02:24Each by the wedding venue. You see what I'm talking about?
02:29Hey, look, do you have to explain it to me?
02:34It's the iguana's prosthetics. It's his disguise.
02:39Huh?
02:39The top left is his nose.
02:45I'm sorry, but what kind of a psycho would recognize
02:48The iguana can look like anyone.
02:53Okay, and his
02:54She dies. I cannot protect you. FBI, CIA, NSA
03:03You know I'm not lying. Tell me. Do you know where Hasp is?
03:09Almost there.
03:10I'm sorry to hear about the divorce. Jim told me what you're going through.
03:40I'm sorry.
03:42Agent Luca. Fucking Clark.
03:48Okay.
03:49Okay.
03:51Okay.
03:53Okay.
03:55Okay.
03:59Okay.
04:01Okay.
04:03Okay.
04:05Okay.
04:07Okay.
04:08Okay.
04:10Okay.
04:12Yeah.
04:13I mean, Luke is right.
04:14Yeah.
04:15Yeah.
04:16I just...
04:17I mean, if this iguana guy is fall...
04:19I mean, if this Iguana guy is following you, Alex, look, I want to protect you, okay?
04:35But if there's a truck stop coming up and we go with a new strategy, come on.
04:49Jesus, any one of these guys could be him.
04:58Let's just get our food and get the fuck out of here.
05:03Any snack for plus?
05:05I don't know, maybe.
05:07Whatever looks good.
05:08Actually, no, just freeze your eye taffy and then almond joy and some of that jerky, but not the sweet kind.
05:13You know, the good stuff.
05:13Just get whatever looks good, okay?
05:15Man, fuck them later.
05:19Is this...
05:24Coffee?
05:37Oh, hi.
05:40Two, please.
05:42Some...
05:43I'm kidding.
05:45There's a guy in the parking lot.
05:46Oh, yeah.
05:48Very quick on the fries.
05:50Suspicious.
05:52So any ideas cooking?
05:54Yeah.
05:55All right.
05:56Well, come on.
05:58Then, you and me, well, we go square this with Beatrix once she's out of danger.
06:05That's right.
06:06That's right.
06:06And you already outran a bunch of mob guys before, right?
06:09Like, how hard can it be?
06:10Is that how you got there?
06:21There.
06:23Shit.
06:25It's the same hand.
06:27It's the same position where they want a hat cut.
06:29It's the right height.
06:30What's the gun?
06:36Hey, if I hurt me and my friend...
06:37What?
06:39Come here.
06:40Hey.
06:41Come here.
06:42Go.
06:42Go.
06:47Oh.
06:48God.
06:48Oh, and they were beating him up.
06:51Oh, yes.
06:51And the cops were there.
06:52As long as the highway behind the stairs...
06:54Okay.
06:55Grab the map.
06:56Grab the map, baby.
06:57Yes, we are going to be, and we are clearing your...
07:00I asked you here because I believe the iguana is on his way to kill Beatrix Hasp right now.
07:08I need you each to release your three code words so I can locate Hasp and...
07:12Hearing nothing on the wires.
07:14Agency source of...
07:15Location.
07:16You've offered a far-fetched theory...
07:18To reveal where Hasp is.
07:21You argue because there's somebody...
07:23The iguana.
07:23An oyster-shocking drifter will take him.
07:27Iguana is hoping that you do exactly what you're doing.
07:30You can lead him there yourself.
07:32I think we can all...
07:33Is not to reveal her location to anyone.
07:36Between our agencies is so that no one agency or agent can work out where she is.
07:42It's the only way to keep this witness safe.
07:45And we must keep this witness safe, Agent Clark.
07:48But I'm saying I believe the location has already been compromised.
07:51By this girl?
07:52Yes?
07:55You have to understand.
07:56Charlie Kale has an uncanny talent for figuring out things that nobody else can.
08:04She's a force of nature.
08:07Crime-solving genius.
08:09She has the detailed detection of a hawk.
08:12The logical meticulousness of Sherlock Holmes and the stubborn persistence of an English bulldog at lunchtime.
08:20She can out-crack the NSA, outsmart the CIA, and she could frankly run the FBI better than anyone in this room.
08:27Including me.
08:28So, underestimate her at your peril.
08:35I think we're done here.
08:40Here we go.
08:57Here we go.
08:58So, I'm gonna go in first.
09:10All right?
09:11Uh, give her a little primer, you know, before we put you in the firing squad.
09:16Hmm.
09:18Okay.
09:26Ah, fuck.
09:28I got a bad feeling.
09:31Jesus.
09:32Why am I so nervous?
09:33You got any gum in there?
09:45If you got breath long, there's some freshness.
09:49What big red.
09:51All right.
09:51Listen to me.
09:52Uh, anything goes wrong, anything feels weird, just slam on that horn, okay?
09:59All right.
10:00I'll be back in a second.
10:04I got you.
10:31Alex.
10:35Shit.
10:43Alex.
10:45Shit.
10:46Shit.
10:46Shit.
10:46Shit.
10:49Shit.
10:54Shit.
10:55Jesus Jesus
10:58Fuck
11:25Agent
11:28Shit
11:30Agent
11:33Shit
11:35Jesus
11:40You skink
11:50I know who you are
11:55Fucking with you
11:58Couldn't resist
12:01And you'll be dying of anaphylaxis
12:06Caused by a fatal cinnamon allergy
12:07I'm severely
12:09Like deathly allergic to cinnamon
12:11All true
12:13You know what's funny
12:15The amount of lies I've told you
12:18The amount of mundane
12:20Made up details I've had to keep track of
12:22It has been bothers
12:23I never expected I'd get taken down
12:26By a stick of big red though
12:28I always wondered if you were out there
12:31And now I found you
12:34The one person in the world
12:36Who can lie to me
12:37Technically I found you
12:40Okay so uh
12:42How do you do it
12:44Huh you're like a trick
12:46Or something like you uh
12:47Only use certain words
12:49So technically you're not lying
12:51No
12:52I've lied to you
12:53Over and over
12:55Cool
12:57So you're the world's biggest sociopath
12:59Standing ovation
13:00Yeah yeah
13:01Jesus
13:07Yeah yeah yeah
13:10Okay
13:10Sudden hot flash
13:13You mind I'm of an age
13:14Fucking Christ
13:16Really Alex
13:18Man
13:19And all for this
13:22Right
13:23All to get to Beatrix Harris
13:25I mean Jesus lady
13:26Wasn't there an easier way
13:28I'm doing the math here
13:30You know
13:30Seems like a lot of work
13:33You invented
13:35A whole other person
13:37Like is there anything
13:39That you didn't lie to me about
13:40Yes
13:42There was one thing
13:44I wasn't lying at the wedding
13:47When we first met
13:48I really was at an all time low
13:50My entire adult life
13:54I've been deceiving and killing
13:56Some of the most powerful people
13:58In the world
13:59It was always so
14:02Easy
14:03I've seduced and murdered movie stars
14:07I've killed kings and queens
14:10Dukes
14:11Viscounts
14:12Barons
14:13Countesses
14:14When the Vatican wanted to put out
14:18A contract on the sitting pope
14:20They called me
14:23You killed a pope?
14:24No
14:25Always good to have a line
14:27Cheap fuckers wouldn't make my rate
14:29The last few years though
14:33A feeling had started to settle over me
14:36I was taking out some CEO
14:39In a panic room
14:41300 feet under the Alaskan tundra
14:44Nobody knows you're here
14:49It took months of research and planning
14:53I traveled there on foot
14:55A hundred miles
14:57So that I could not be detected
15:00I had to wrestle a polar bear to the death
15:04Nobody knows you're here
15:05And when it was finally done
15:33I realized what that feeling was
15:37I was bored
15:42There just was no challenge anymore
15:45And without that
15:48I was dead inside
15:51Two weeks before we met
15:57I hit an inflection point
16:00Luckily
16:11At that very moment
16:13My agent called
16:14I'm sorry
16:19You have an agent?
16:21Talk about world's biggest sociopath
16:23I know you're out of the game, Iggy
16:25But hear me out
16:26I've got the perfect job
16:28A real noisy comeback
16:30Beatrix Hasp
16:32She's about to testify
16:33Against the entire East Coast mob
16:35And there is a lot of money on the table
16:37To get her gone
16:38A fucking mob hit
16:40I told you
16:42No more boring jobs
16:44Wait, listen
16:45Nobody will take it
16:47They say it can't be done
16:49The FBI's got this broad
16:51In some crazy unbreakable protection program
16:54She's been invisible
16:55Since the day they arrested her
16:57I'm hanging up
16:58Hold on
16:59Here it is
17:00There's only one person left in the world
17:03Who has any connection to Beatrix Hasp
17:06And get this, honey
17:07It's impossible to lie to her
17:10Everyone can be lied to, Cedric
17:12Not this girl
17:13Charlie Kale is a bona fide human lie detector
17:18Infallible every time
17:20Let me send you her file
17:36I haven't been caught in a lie
17:42Since I was five years old
17:44And that was only because
17:46I didn't know you could kill witnesses
17:47Well, you actually can't
17:51When I realized
17:53My kryptonite might exist
17:56I couldn't wait to meet you
17:58So I designed a test
18:01The coffee
18:02One black coffee
18:04And
18:04What's the most disgusting beverage
18:07You have here?
18:08Butterscotch pumpkin mochaccino
18:10It's like drinking a candle
18:12It's perfect
18:13Do you want this coffee?
18:16This was the moment
18:18Could I lie to you?
18:21It's just a regular black coffee
18:23They accidentally made me two
18:24It required total suppression
18:27Of my involuntary responses
18:28Heart rate
18:29Adrenaline
18:30Body temperature
18:31Saliva production
18:32Oxygen concentration
18:34I even had to control my sinuses
18:36Not coffee
18:38Not controlling the presentational effects
18:40But choking off the roots of my humanity
18:43They messed it up
18:45I'm so sorry
18:47I took everything I had
18:49And I said it was black coffee
18:50I lied
18:51That's awful
18:52It was exhilarating
18:53It's fine
18:55You're trying to do something nice
18:56And you didn't lie
18:57I went home
19:02Hooked up in a hydration IV
19:04And slept
19:05For 26 hours
19:07I'd never been happier
19:09Lying to you
19:11I felt like an Olympic athlete
19:12Pushing beyond
19:14What's physically possible
19:15I'd never struggled before
19:17Not once
19:18Lying to you
19:19Was like great sex
19:21I
19:22Assume
19:23I don't really do
19:24Physical pleasure
19:25I said fortunate
19:28And it never
19:30Got easier
19:31Every single time
19:33I lied to you
19:34And I lied to you a lot
19:36It was the same
19:37Herculean act
19:38And even then
19:40I could tell
19:40I was just barely
19:41Getting it over the net
19:43One slight flip up
19:45In concentration
19:46And you'd detect me
19:48I see
19:52But lying to you
19:54Was just the start
19:55To find my way to Hasp
19:59I adjourn your complete trust
20:01That's when I got my lucky break
20:04The murder at the gym
20:08The murder at the gym
20:08Oh, jackpot
20:09I couldn't have planned it better
20:11I became your kooky
20:14Little Watson
20:14And, uh
20:16Yeah, you lapped it up
20:17After that
20:19Cracking the Charlie code
20:20Was easy
20:21I'm sorry
20:22Uh, what's the Charlie code?
20:24It's not complicated
20:25You're a compulsive do-gooder
20:28Simple as that
20:29You're a sucker
20:31For the world's victims
20:32And losers
20:33And, you know what?
20:36I think, uh
20:37I think I, uh
20:39I think I just like people
20:41Do you?
20:44Sure
20:44All they do is lie to you
20:47All the time
20:48You ask me a question
20:51And I lie
20:53Who'd you just have
20:54A conversation with?
20:56Nobody
20:56Charlie, you've been talking
20:59To nobody your whole life
21:00I saw how much
21:02I meant to you
21:02Not being lied to for once
21:05You loved it
21:07Fine
21:08I get it
21:10Then what?
21:12And then I just had to get into some hot water
21:15That only Beatrix Hasp
21:17Could pull me out of
21:18Once I uncovered Hasp's adopted son
21:21Everything fell into place
21:24First, I hired the world's second greatest assassin
21:28Total schnuck
21:30Then, I got him to frame me
21:32Stick with the plan
21:34Find a patsy to take the fall
21:35And we'll double your feet
21:37To help compensate for the added risk
21:38He was room temperature butter in my hands
21:44Please
21:54Oh
21:55Right
21:55Cup
21:58Legal
21:59Shut off
22:00Love
22:02You want to do whatever you have
22:03You want to do what you have
22:03?
22:05You want to do that?
22:06You want to dolor and bump into your needs?
22:11I do Zola
22:12And that leads us to this moment here.
22:29I'm so sorry.
22:30What happened at the truck stop?
22:34I had to improvise that one.
22:42Hey, want an oyster?
22:45Oyster?
22:46Okay.
22:49Wow, well, my initial impression still stands.
22:57I mean, all that for a mob hit.
23:00Do you get paid by the hour or something?
23:04All because of you, Charlie, Kayla.
23:07The greatest challenge of my career.
23:09You gave me a reason to live.
23:14Wow.
23:15Well, here's some honesty for you.
23:19Even now, here, hearing you say those words,
23:25it still just sends a little zing through my heart.
23:29I guess I can't suppress that root of my humanity stuff,
23:35which is, uh, it's kind of fucked up.
23:39But it's also kind of a relief in a way, you know?
23:42It means I'll never be you.
23:44I really wish I didn't have to kill you.
23:50Ah, yeah, shit.
23:52Well, I figure that might be coming.
23:54Hey, uh,
23:56all killing me mean that you got nobody left to light your fire,
23:59and you just gotta go back to that meaningless thrum of nihilistic dread?
24:07Probably.
24:07Probably.
24:07What did you do?
24:13Oh, me.
24:15Oh, I, uh,
24:16I lit your fire.
24:29Clever girl.
24:29Clever girl.
24:30We have a location for Hasp.
24:41Greenville, Indiana.
24:43Contact local PD.
24:45Tell them to send everyone they have to that address right now.
24:47You want an extraction team for Hasp?
24:49Nope.
24:50Tell them to bring firepower.
24:51Suspect is armed and dangerous.
24:52Beatrix Hasp is likely dead.
24:54I'm on my way.
25:00Hostage!
25:04I just got a hostage!
25:05Stand down!
25:06Do not engage!
25:10Ow!
25:10Jeez!
25:12General agents are en route and will intercept.
25:15Do not engage.
25:15Jeez!
25:16Palace!
25:18Necessary!
25:18Fuck!
25:28So...
25:29What now?
25:52I'm supposed to headquarters!
25:54Okay, we can take out the car!
25:56I'm not putting our hostage in danger!
25:58There's no time!
25:59Fucking Christ!
26:03We need to act!
26:03Stay on by!
26:04The hostage has a plan!
26:06I know how that sounds, but just...
26:07Wait!
26:12Is there a plan?
26:14Maybe cut a deal?
26:16Maybe you could negotiate down a minimum security?
26:18They're not catching me, Charlie.
26:21Explain to me how that interacts with reality.
26:24I got an order straight from the top to take out the car.
26:33We need to buy her more time.
26:35Get me Agent Darville on the line.
26:36Agent Darville can't help you.
26:37Then get me the director!
26:39No, Luca.
26:41The top top.
26:42You haven't been paying attention.
26:56I fooled the unfoolable Charlie Gale.
27:00The closest thing I'll ever have to a nemesis.
27:03So what's left?
27:09This is the end of the road.
27:10You're wrong.
27:32Okay?
27:32You can't lie to me.
27:37See, you've never done it when I'm trying to catch you.
27:45And I don't think you can.
27:55Jesus!
27:56They just turned on to a dirt road towards Grand Canyon Canyon.
28:10She's trying to lose us.
28:19This dirt road dead ends at the overland.
28:21Are you paying attention now?
28:27Huh?
28:27Two truths and a lie.
28:29Fair fight.
28:30You win, I'll have an equal in the world.
28:32Sherlock to my Moriarty.
28:34And that'll be fun.
28:35That's the reason for us to live.
28:37And if you win, ready?
28:43When I was a kid, I had a dog named Puddles.
28:47I'm double-jointed.
28:48I'm gonna drive us off this cliff,
28:50no matter who wins this game.
28:56True.
29:01True.
29:06Bullshit.
29:11You win.
29:11You win.
29:41Trailer for sale or rent
29:58Rooms to let fifty cents
30:02No phone, no pool, no pets
30:06Ain't got no cigarettes
30:10I'm a man of means, by no means
30:15King of the road
30:19Who are ridin' it?
30:21Same one up, same one am
30:26I'm a sparrow, this one, I can't
30:30Set one more fun, more fun
30:35This is the hellish world
30:41This piece of street car
30:45Help!
30:49Help!
30:50Help!
30:52Help!
30:54Help!
30:56Help!
30:58Oh my god!
31:14Oh, Jesus Christ!
31:16Oh, my God!
31:18Oh, my God!
31:20Oh, shit!
31:22Oh! Oh, God!
31:24Oh, shit!
31:26Not bad for two people under 5'5", huh?
31:28I'm 5'7".
31:30I'll allow it.
31:34Oh, my God.
31:36Oh, fuck!
31:38I'm so sorry.
31:40I'm so sorry about Beatrix.
31:42And you were right.
31:44Catching up real quick here. Your shuck buddy
31:46was the iguana,
31:48and she could lie to you?
31:50Long story short,
31:52she could until she couldn't.
31:54Doesn't matter now.
31:56Agent Clark, any sign of the suspect?
31:58Becca.
32:00Oof.
32:02I don't see anyone up here.
32:04That bullshit. I'm sorry about that.
32:06Reflex.
32:08Charlie, it's a stroke of luck.
32:10I found you first.
32:12They're sweeping the canyon.
32:16You can get mad at this, right?
32:18Like, you know, I mean, you could just tell them.
32:20I mean, I was trying to help, right?
32:22You just aided and abetted a serial killer.
32:24You got a federal witness killed.
32:26You revealed the location of a WITSEC safehouse.
32:28If I keep listing the federal crimes you've committed,
32:30they'll be here.
32:32Uh, put it that way.
32:34Eesh.
32:36You're officially wanted by the FBI.
32:40Makes sense.
32:42Yeah.
32:44Yeah.
32:46Two miles south,
32:48there's a service road that'll take you back to the highway.
32:52Yeah.
32:54You let me go.
32:56We'll go.
32:58Call it a head start.
33:02Oh, thank you.
33:06Thanks.
33:10Yeah.
33:12That's wind.
33:13Yeah.
33:14You look really cold.
33:15No, it's okay.
33:16I'll be okay.
33:17It's a service road.
33:18Two miles south.
33:20Yeah.
33:21I get it.
33:22It's cold.
33:24Yeah.
33:26Take this.
33:28Thanks, Luca.
33:30This is...
33:31Okay.
33:32Next time, Charlie...
33:36I will arrest you.
33:40I mean, I have to at this point.
33:46Okay, go now.
33:48No scurry on.
33:50Yeah, go.
33:51Okay.
33:52Go a little faster, please.
33:54Okay, I'm running, Luca.
33:56Yeah.
34:03Is he clerk any sign of the suspects?
34:06That's it.
34:08Negative.
34:09Nothing up here.
34:10He understands your offer
34:13With his gun
34:19Crying like a fire
34:21We gotta rise!
34:22We gotta rise!
34:23What?
34:24Fuck no, that dog's not with me.
34:27Where'd you come from?
34:29You know?
34:30I'm in!
34:31You're fucking on my whole shit!
34:32Ow!
34:33Ow!
34:34You're screaming with my eyes.
34:35All right, there you go.
34:37Walk, you go.
34:38Oh!
34:39Oh!
34:40Shit!
34:41Oh!
34:42Shit!
34:43Shit!
34:44Oh!
34:45You're gonna get hurt!
34:47Here!
34:48Jesus, you're shooting me!
34:50Hey!
34:51How's it going?
34:52Hey!
34:53How's it going?
34:54Hey!
34:55How's it going?
34:56I'm in!
34:57I'm in!
34:58How's it going?
34:59How's it going?
35:01Fuck yes!
35:06Hey!
35:07Thanks for stopping.
35:08So...
35:09Where are you headed?
35:10Oh, uh...
35:11Well...
35:12I guess that's a deceptively profound question.
35:15Well...
35:16I'm going to Wichita.
35:19Works for me.
35:21You mind if I'm a scam?
35:22Oh, well, hello.
35:23Ha-ha!
35:24I'm Charlie, by the way.
35:25Thanks.
35:26You're right.
35:27You're right.
35:33Ah, I'm Charlie, by the way.
35:35Thanks.
35:36You're right.
35:37You're right.
35:38You're right.
35:39You're right.
35:40You're right.
35:41You're right.
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35:43You're right.
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35:45You're right.
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35:59You're right.
36:00You're right.
36:01You're right.
36:02You're right.
36:03You're right.
36:04Cause it's all over now, baby blue
36:13It's all over now, baby blue
36:34It's all over now, baby blue
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