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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth, you set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher?
00:00:30You're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've got to go.
00:00:37They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:58We done here?
00:01:01Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:09No!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:12Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:17You were the best.
00:01:19You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:26Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:41What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:44Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:49What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:52I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:54This isn't working out.
00:01:55But...
00:01:55But...
00:01:56Take care, Monique.
00:02:05What am I doing?
00:02:14So, I tell him.
00:02:17Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:19That's an okra.
00:02:21Like, seriously?
00:02:23So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:26I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:31How about you and I...
00:02:33Um, you're...
00:02:34Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:36Be right back.
00:02:40So, I was thinking...
00:02:42How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:46Sorry.
00:02:47I'll be right back.
00:02:56Oh, damn it.
00:03:03Shit.
00:03:04I'm so sorry.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08Oh, my God.
00:03:09Asher?
00:03:10Oh, yeah.
00:03:10What are you doing?
00:03:11Oh, I'm chowing my sorrows, you?
00:03:14Hey.
00:03:15Do you want me to grab a drink?
00:03:17Sure.
00:03:18It looks fun.
00:03:23How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:26Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:29We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:31Pinky spray?
00:03:33Pinky spray.
00:03:34Friends forever.
00:03:35Stop doing that.
00:03:40We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:42Pinky spray?
00:03:44Pinky spray.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:47Stop doing that.
00:03:56Oh, what about work?
00:03:58I actually just started a new job.
00:04:00I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:01Small world.
00:04:02Never our biggest client.
00:04:03Hmm.
00:04:05No way.
00:04:06Wait, what do you do?
00:04:07I work at a software development startup.
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:13That's cool.
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22What?
00:04:22What about your love life?
00:04:25Oh, my God.
00:04:27Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:29A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:33Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:40Stop it.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43Hey, we're friends.
00:04:44Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:49Sex ruins everything.
00:04:52Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:53What?
00:04:59First lot of Ин lined up.
00:05:02I'm finished.
00:05:02I'm finished.
00:05:03There we go.
00:05:04I'm finished.
00:05:06I'm finished.
00:05:06I don't know.
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:46I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:50I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:53I have that effect on women.
00:05:55Stop.
00:06:00I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:02Thanks.
00:06:04I think.
00:06:07Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:13Friends forever?
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:17Friends forever.
00:06:30Oh, my God.
00:07:00Oh, my God.
00:07:30Let's do that again.
00:07:48Oh, my God.
00:07:51What are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:54Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because.
00:08:20Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fox.
00:08:25But still.
00:08:27But still.
00:08:28Sex without strings.
00:08:34You do you, I do me.
00:08:37And we do each other.
00:08:42Interesting.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:50Salt.
00:08:54And benefits.
00:09:13And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:29Hello, ladies.
00:09:31Asher?
00:09:32You two know each other?
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:39We know each other from college.
00:09:42He's one of my best friends.
00:09:43What are you doing here?
00:09:45He's here to see my father.
00:09:47Wait, what?
00:09:48Daddy owns the company.
00:09:50I know.
00:09:51I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:54Clearly.
00:09:55Listen, I've got to run, but talk to you later.
00:10:00You too.
00:10:05Oh, what a man.
00:10:17What's this?
00:10:25Article 1.
00:10:29Nobody knows.
00:10:31It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:33Good point.
00:10:37At a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:40Article 3.
00:10:42Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:44Agreed.
00:10:46Article 4.
00:10:53Article 5.
00:10:56Once one party sleeps with another person,
00:10:59the agreement is over.
00:11:02I don't like that one.
00:11:04Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:08Fine.
00:11:11And finally,
00:11:13friends first.
00:11:19Friends first.
00:11:25Let's see.
00:11:30Let's see.
00:11:31Let's see.
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00:12:22No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:28And I think you're insane.
00:12:29No, you do, too.
00:12:32Stop it.
00:12:38Will you go out with me?
00:12:40What?
00:12:41On a date.
00:12:43Will you go on a date with me?
00:12:46A real one.
00:12:48No.
00:12:52I mean, no, the contract.
00:12:58Forget the contract.
00:13:00No, friends first.
00:13:01Remember?
00:13:03Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:10Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:27Friends first?
00:13:33Friends first.
00:13:36Friends first.
00:13:36Friends first.
00:13:40So see you at seven tonight?
00:13:48Yes, you will.
00:14:01He asked me out, he asked me out!
00:14:05Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:07I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:10On Asher?
00:14:11Yes!
00:14:12He asked you out?
00:14:14Yes!
00:14:15On a date?
00:14:15Yes, yes, yes!
00:14:17Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:19Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:20You can give me some tips.
00:14:22Oh!
00:14:24Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:27I gotta go.
00:14:28I'm getting a mani-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:30I'm totally freaking out!
00:14:34Bye!
00:14:40Where was he born?
00:14:45Philadelphia.
00:14:47Philadelphia.
00:14:48Uh, favorite food?
00:14:51Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:14:56Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:14:59I like your pen.
00:15:01I've never seen that color before.
00:15:02Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:04It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:07Cool.
00:15:08What about sports?
00:15:11Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:13On your date.
00:15:15I can't do that.
00:15:16If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:17he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:21Marry?
00:15:22You got a problem with that?
00:15:24Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:33Me and Asher?
00:15:36No.
00:15:37No, no, no.
00:15:38Never.
00:15:38Please.
00:15:39No.
00:15:40No, no, no.
00:15:40Never.
00:15:41Please.
00:15:42We're friends.
00:15:44We're best friends.
00:15:46Good.
00:15:47By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:49Where'd you get it?
00:15:50Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:15:52It's super cute.
00:15:54Okay, let's carry on.
00:15:55Uh, siblings?
00:16:00And being an only child.
00:16:03I was an only child as well.
00:16:04Really?
00:16:05Cool.
00:16:07Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:08my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:11I was born in Philly.
00:16:13Shut up.
00:16:14It's my favorite city.
00:16:16Where was the school?
00:16:19Um, I...
00:16:20Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:25How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:33That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:39I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:42I had a wonderful time.
00:16:49I really hope we can do this again.
00:16:52That would be great.
00:16:55Good night.
00:16:56Oh, my.
00:17:00Okay, thank you.
00:17:04Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:10Uh, take care.
00:17:11Why don't you come up?
00:17:14And I will fuck you.
00:17:16It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:18Oh, my God.
00:17:19Oh.
00:17:20Oh, my God.
00:17:21Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:24Why?
00:17:25Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:30I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:31No, no, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:33It's just, sex ruins everything.
00:17:38Let's wait.
00:17:40So it can be perfect.
00:17:43Yeah?
00:17:46Yes.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:52Toodles.
00:17:53Beth?
00:18:01It was nice.
00:18:03We have a lot in common.
00:18:07Are you jealous?
00:18:11No.
00:18:15Did you, um,
00:18:18did you sleep together?
00:18:20No.
00:18:21But not...
00:18:23She's an animal.
00:18:27Oh, God.
00:18:28Stop it.
00:18:29Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:34So you don't?
00:18:35Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:37I want to wait.
00:18:38I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:18:41You never know.
00:18:49I'm never getting married.
00:18:53I'm ready to settle down.
00:18:54O.
00:18:55I'm ready to settle down.
00:18:56I'm ready to settle down.
00:18:57Oh.
00:19:00You do you?
00:19:02To each his own.
00:19:03Agreed.
00:19:05Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:06Maybe.
00:19:06Give it back.
00:19:07Give it back.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:09Mm-mm.
00:19:09It's not fun.
00:19:10Mm.
00:19:11Mm.
00:19:11It's my strawberry.
00:19:13That was rude.
00:19:43Lian Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:57You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:01True love does not exist.
00:20:03You will only get hurt.
00:20:05He is your friend.
00:20:07Don't blow it.
00:20:09Friendship first.
00:20:10Lian Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:17True love does not exist.
00:20:19You will only get hurt.
00:20:21He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:26Friendship first.
00:20:29Lian Lamont.
00:20:40Hey.
00:21:00Shit.
00:21:01I'm so sorry.
00:21:03My bad.
00:21:04My fault.
00:21:05Hang on.
00:21:08You got a tissue?
00:21:14Here.
00:21:15Let me.
00:21:15Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:17Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:18Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:21Hey, Asher.
00:21:23Eric.
00:21:24Eric.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28Well, see you guys later.
00:21:33Here.
00:21:38I'm Lian, by the way.
00:21:40I'm Eric.
00:21:41That was fun.
00:21:52Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:21:57Both.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:00He's a player.
00:22:02So what?
00:22:04Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:06No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:07Oh, my God.
00:22:11Are you jealous?
00:22:13No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:14Why would I be jealous?
00:22:15We're friends with benefits.
00:22:17Remember?
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:21You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:22Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:24You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:29I can handle myself.
00:22:32Yeah, fine.
00:22:32Be that way.
00:22:33Okay.
00:22:37You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:41Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:22:46Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:22:54Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:22:59Maybe I will.
00:23:03Yes.
00:23:03Yes.
00:23:07That's me.
00:23:15Oh, my God.
00:23:20I'm Eric.
00:23:28What are you doing here?
00:23:31Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:35That's for Eric.
00:23:37Yes.
00:23:41They're nice.
00:23:46Listen, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:23:51I was out of line.
00:23:52No.
00:23:54No, I was out of line.
00:23:55I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:03Oh, my God.
00:24:05Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:10Friends forever?
00:24:14Friends forever.
00:24:18Dinner later?
00:24:20Sounds awesome.
00:24:21Someone's on a good mood.
00:24:42Oh, it's just...
00:24:44I'm just so happy.
00:24:46You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:24:52I think he could be the one.
00:24:55Oh.
00:24:56I think I'm falling in love.
00:24:58You've only just started dating.
00:25:01Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:08Yeah.
00:25:12That's us.
00:25:14You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:19He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:22I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:27Oh.
00:25:28No.
00:25:29I don't know.
00:25:30I just want him to be happy.
00:25:32By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:34It's so unique.
00:25:36What color is it?
00:25:38Paris pink.
00:25:39I love it.
00:25:41Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:43Toodles.
00:25:43Toodles.
00:25:43Toodles.
00:25:44Toodles.
00:25:45Toodles.
00:25:46Toodles.
00:25:47Toodles.
00:25:48Toodles.
00:25:49Toodles.
00:25:50Toodles.
00:25:51Toodles.
00:25:52Why are you so down?
00:25:54What's wrong?
00:25:57Nothing.
00:25:58Famous last words.
00:26:01Is it attic?
00:26:04Of course not.
00:26:06How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:08She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:11You never know.
00:26:15Give me your hand.
00:26:17I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:19Come on.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:20This is your lifeline.
00:26:26It's long.
00:26:27So you have a nice long life.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:31This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:34Mm-hmm.
00:26:35And, looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:43And this is your love line.
00:26:46So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:26:51But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:26:54You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:14You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:19Great idea.
00:27:20Great idea.
00:27:20What a strange thing.
00:27:32And this is your family.
00:27:32See you next time.
00:27:38And I was recording...
00:27:39I'll see you next time.
00:27:41And this is not here.
00:27:43I don't know.
00:28:13Hmm. Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:19Do you have a key?
00:28:26One second.
00:28:43Oh. Nice trick.
00:28:50Right?
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:55Who is that?
00:28:57I have no idea.
00:28:59Hello? Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:02I brought the dough.
00:29:15That's...
00:29:17How could you?
00:29:20Who?
00:29:24Beth! Wait, Beth!
00:29:26Oh, fuck. What have I done?
00:29:30What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:32Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:33Hey. What are you doing?
00:29:46I'm leaving.
00:29:47I'm getting dressed. I'm going.
00:29:49I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:50I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:51You didn't do anything.
00:29:52It was me. I fucked up.
00:29:55You said it wasn't serious.
00:29:56It wasn't. It isn't.
00:29:58It doesn't matter.
00:29:58I fucked up.
00:29:59Whatever it is.
00:30:00It was.
00:30:01I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:06I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:15Yeah.
00:30:21Friends first?
00:30:27Friends first.
00:30:29Hey, Beth.
00:30:44Go away.
00:30:50I need to talk to you.
00:30:53I fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:30:56You on the other hand.
00:30:58I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:00It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:02It was a stupid game.
00:31:03Friends with benefits.
00:31:04But it's over now, okay?
00:31:05I promise.
00:31:13Do you love her?
00:31:15Of course not.
00:31:16Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:20Really?
00:31:21Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:26You and me.
00:31:28Please, give me another chance.
00:31:31I suppose.
00:31:41Okay.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:42Leanne, it's me again.
00:31:57I don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:00I'm so confused.
00:32:02Friends forever, remember?
00:32:03Eric.
00:32:09Eric.
00:32:10Hi.
00:32:11I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:14I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:17I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:29Asher?
00:32:29Asher, it's me.
00:32:31I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:33What's going on?
00:32:34Are you with Leanne?
00:32:35Call me.
00:32:36Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:32:53I'll leave you alone now.
00:32:55If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:32:58Okay.
00:33:06It's Eric.
00:33:21Leave a message.
00:33:22Hey, Eric.
00:33:25I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:31Asher?
00:33:32Asher, where are you?
00:33:34Why won't you call me back?
00:33:36I know you're with her.
00:33:37You lied to me!
00:33:40Okay.
00:33:41Miss you.
00:33:42Call me.
00:33:43Bye.
00:33:48Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:33:53Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:01I'll call you when I can.
00:34:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:31Slow down.
00:34:37To love.
00:34:41Wait.
00:34:43Love sucks.
00:34:44I'll call you.
00:34:45I'll call you.
00:34:46I'll call you.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:48I think we've had enough.
00:34:52How about we head back to my face?
00:34:55Hmm.
00:34:57Fabulous.
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00:35:43I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:04Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:36:05I've been aloof.
00:36:06Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:07You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:09No, that's okay.
00:36:10Just life.
00:36:11Is it Leanne?
00:36:12I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:15You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:18I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:20Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:26It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:28No way.
00:36:29She would never.
00:36:30He's a knob.
00:36:32Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:38I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:42No way.
00:38:22What the fuck, Leanne?
00:38:24How could you miss that?
00:38:26Sorry.
00:38:27I'm trying my best.
00:38:28Hey.
00:38:29Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:31You cost us the game.
00:38:33Okay, hey.
00:38:33You've had too much to do.
00:38:34Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:36She can handle herself.
00:38:38Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:40Everyone!
00:38:41Asher.
00:38:42Look at the loser.
00:38:43It's all embarrassing.
00:38:47Fucking prick.
00:38:49Come here.
00:38:53Come on.
00:39:06Let's play together.
00:39:12Bye.
00:39:12Bye.
00:39:23Bye.
00:39:25Bye.
00:39:26Bye.
00:39:26Bye.
00:39:27Bye.
00:40:01Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:08I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:11We only just got back together.
00:40:14Beth, we were never together.
00:40:17I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:20You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:23Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:27I'm so sorry, I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:30You're fired!
00:40:32You can't fire me.
00:40:34I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:37I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:39You can't.
00:40:40She'll sue.
00:40:42Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:46And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:53I love you.
00:41:00I love you.
00:41:02Shit.
00:42:32Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:42:45How about a hotel this time?
00:42:49We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:42:55Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:00XO, XO.
00:43:03When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:12I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:14Then how do you explain these tips?
00:43:16I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:19You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:26I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:28I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:31Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:33You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:36Clearly not.
00:43:37I am not a cheater.
00:43:42I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:43:52I do.
00:43:57Kate.
00:43:57You're my lover.
00:44:27You
00:44:45Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert or both thoughts
00:44:50Please don't marry you. You don't love her. You're rebounding
00:45:05I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids thoughts a string quartet instead of a jazz trio thoughts
00:45:13They say he's the photographer to the stars
00:45:39You get along because it turns out that they both have this
00:45:43Oh
00:45:46My god
00:46:06Did you get my messages you're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome
00:46:11I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:16Sure
00:46:18You have got to end this friendship once and for all
00:46:24You have got to end this friendship once and for all
00:46:39You are gone Leanne Lamont once I'm done with this he is never gonna want to see you again
00:46:55Ever
00:47:03Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated
00:47:08effective now
00:47:09Wait what?
00:47:11Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors
00:47:17Who's the source?
00:47:24Oh my god
00:47:25Why would she do this?
00:47:27Lovers scorned I suppose
00:47:29No, it's not true. This will ruin me
00:47:32You know Asha
00:47:32I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend
00:47:37But you never speak to me again
00:47:39So I'm stuck with you
00:47:44Mr. Fallon
00:47:45I swear
00:47:46This isn't true
00:47:48It doesn't matter at this point
00:47:49It's already in the trades
00:47:51You're toxic Asha
00:47:54Nobody will touch you
00:47:56So now you get your ass out of my office
00:47:59Asher?
00:48:09Bitch
00:48:09What?
00:48:12You're a jealous bitch
00:48:13What are you doing?
00:48:15What are you
00:48:16I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday
00:48:18So you got jealous and decided to ruin me
00:48:20Honey?
00:48:22What are you talking about?
00:48:24I would never try to ruin you
00:48:27Well job well done
00:48:28Okay, let's just figure this out
00:48:30Stay away from me
00:48:31Asher
00:48:33You're one of my best friends
00:48:36We are not friends
00:48:37Okay, we are nothing
00:48:39Stay away from me
00:48:42Don't contact me
00:48:43Don't speak to me
00:48:44Don't look at me
00:48:46You are dead to me
00:48:53You are dead to me
00:48:53You are dead to me
00:49:06You are dead to me
00:49:07You are dead to me
00:49:08You are dead to me
00:49:09You are dead to me
00:49:09You are dead to me
00:49:10You are dead to me
00:49:10You are dead to me
00:49:11You are dead to me
00:49:11You are dead to me
00:49:12You are dead to me
00:49:13You are dead to me
00:49:13You are dead to me
00:49:14You are dead to me
00:49:14You are dead to me
00:49:15You are dead to me
00:49:15You are dead to me
00:49:16You are dead to me
00:49:16You are dead to me
00:49:17You are dead to me
00:49:17You are dead to me
00:49:18You are dead to me
00:49:18You are dead to me
00:49:19You are dead to me
00:49:19You are dead to me
00:49:20You are dead to me
00:49:20You are dead to me
00:49:21You are dead to me
00:49:21You are dead to me
00:49:22You are dead to me
00:51:53Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:51:58I didn't write this.
00:52:04Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:05It was Beth.
00:52:14Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:17It was Beth.
00:52:18She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:23Oh my God.
00:52:25I think someone's had her day.
00:52:27I've still worn him.
00:52:30Come on, come on.
00:52:31Sure.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:35Come on.
00:52:36Shit.
00:52:41He blocked me?
00:52:42Shit.
00:52:44He blocked me?
00:52:47Shit.
00:52:47He blocked me?
00:52:52Beth?
00:53:06Yes.
00:53:10Beth?
00:54:12Oh my god.
00:54:15She's insane.
00:54:17What are you doing here?
00:54:21Beth.
00:54:24You set me up.
00:54:26You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:29I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:34And I won.
00:54:35You stay away from me.
00:54:39You're insane.
00:54:44I'll scream.
00:54:45Nobody will hear you.
00:54:47I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:54:59I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:01I promise.
00:55:02Beth.
00:55:03Okay?
00:55:04You and Asher are...
00:55:07You're a great couple.
00:55:09He loves you.
00:55:12Why don't I just go away?
00:55:15I'll move.
00:55:17I'll quit my job.
00:55:18Just...
00:55:19Please.
00:55:20Beth.
00:55:22Don't hurt me.
00:55:24Okay?
00:55:25I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:29But you've got to go.
00:55:37I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:41But you've got to go.
00:55:42Come on!
00:55:43No!
00:55:45I can...
00:55:46No!
00:55:49No!
00:55:54No!
00:55:55No!
00:56:09No!
00:56:09No!
00:56:11No!
00:56:11No!
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:42Don't bother.
00:56:59That pipe's in there good.
00:57:01You're not going anywhere.
00:57:04You're crazy.
00:57:07You're never getting away with it.
00:57:09Oh, but I will.
00:57:10See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:13And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:15And when I get back...
00:57:19I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:26You bitch.
00:57:37Toodles!
00:57:38Toodles!
00:57:40Toodles!
00:57:42Toodles!
00:57:43To goals!
00:57:43To enroll!
00:57:49Toodles!
00:59:49We're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
00:59:53Stop.
00:59:54Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join
01:00:03in.
01:00:04Stop.
01:00:04What are you doing here?
01:00:09Keep going fast.
01:00:10What's going on, Beth?
01:00:12Security, take this woman away.
01:00:15She's clearly deranged.
01:00:16Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:18We are gathered here today.
01:00:19Let's go finish it.
01:00:20Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:27What?
01:00:28It's completely absurd.
01:00:33Is this true?
01:00:34She's crazy.
01:00:35Security!
01:00:37She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:42Asher, you love me.
01:00:46We're getting married today.
01:00:47Go, go, go!
01:00:50Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:52You're ruining everything!
01:00:58Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:00You're ruining everything!
01:01:02Beth, how could you?
01:01:05I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:07Get off me!
01:01:12I will kill you.
01:01:14I will kill you!
01:01:16Just...
01:01:16Get off me!
01:01:19Get off me!
01:01:20Hey!
01:01:20No!
01:01:22No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01:26Beth, why don't you take me?
01:01:28Asher, run over me or not!
01:01:30You have been declined!
01:01:31You okay?
01:01:38Yeah, I think so.
01:01:40Okay.
01:01:42Good.
01:01:43Dad.
01:01:44Someone grab a chair.
01:01:48You okay?
01:01:50Yeah, I think so.
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:54Good.
01:01:55Dad.
01:01:56Someone grab a chair.
01:01:57Dad.
01:01:58Dad.
01:01:59Dad.
01:02:00Dad.
01:02:01Dad.
01:02:02Dad.
01:02:03Dad.
01:02:04Hey.
01:02:05Wake up, babe.
01:02:06Baby, wake up.
01:02:07Baby.
01:02:08Hey.
01:02:09Wake up.
01:02:10Wake up, baby.
01:02:11Leanne.
01:02:12Oh.
01:02:13Asher.
01:02:14Yes, it's me.
01:02:15And it's all over.
01:02:22And I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:24I'm more sorry.
01:02:25I'm more sorry.
01:02:26You saved me.
01:02:27You're my hero.
01:02:30Sure, I love you.
01:02:31I love you, Lee.
01:02:32Let me help you.
01:02:33Come on.
01:02:34Come on.
01:02:35I love you, Lee.
01:02:42Let me help you.
01:02:50Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:02:55Will you marry me?
01:03:08Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:17They say that sex ruins everything, but sometimes it makes everything better.
01:03:25God bless.
01:03:26Amen.
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