Pirates Clinch Rare Win Against Twins with 2-1 Score

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00:00The Pirates beat the Twins 2-1.

00:03Well, let's clear the decks real quick on Sportsnet Pittsburgh before we move on.

00:07Cannonball coming.

00:08Willie Castro in the seventh inning.

00:10Tommy Pham now drives one to deep center field.

00:13And Tommy Pham clears the deck with his fourth home run.

00:19Pirates lead one to nothing.

00:21I mean, you know, that was great and everything.

00:25But the Pirates have scored two runs in the last month.

00:28I mean, they are so awful.

00:31Like, their road trip.

00:32Did that not just snap an eight-game losing streak or something?

00:36They're pathetic.

00:37I mean, Tommy Pham has four home runs on the season.

00:41They act like he's got 50.

00:43I mean, honestly, like, they do nothing.

00:46They don't score.

00:47They don't hit home runs.

00:49They don't win.

00:50Like, it was more of a story that they won a game than that guy hit a home run.

00:55Tommy Pham, my ass.

00:57He sucks, too.

00:58I mean, let's get real here.

01:01He's awful.

01:01They ended up going one and eight on that road trip to finish out the first half.

01:06They scored.

01:07This is how many runs they scored in each game.

01:10Zero, zero, zero.

01:12Three, three, three.

01:14One, four, two.

01:16Never more than four runs in any game.

01:18And that was only once they got to four.

01:20Mostly zeros and twos for the Pirates.

01:22I wonder why I like the Yankees.

01:24I can't even, like, I watch the Pirates win skeins pitches.

01:29And then if you watch them any other night, it is so awful.

01:34I've had more fun at a wake than watching the Pirates play baseball.

01:40They are.

01:41Remember I told you last week my buddy said I haven't watched a game in five years.

01:44And he lives in Pittsburgh.

01:46He goes, I haven't watched a game in five years.

01:47They're so awful.

01:48Well, I'm like, geez, you're right.

01:50They are that bad.

01:51Like, if you watch their games, I mean, it is watching paint dry boring.

01:56I mean, it is as bad as it gets.

01:58They're so anemic.

02:00You can't even watch their games.

02:03If you watch the Pirates for three innings, I guarantee you, you'll be out cold, passed out.

02:08Like you had just drank a bottle of Jack.

02:10I mean, honestly, you'll be passed out.

02:14Skeens did take the loss on Friday night in Minnesota.

02:18He's four and eight on the year.

02:21He did reach 300 career strikeouts and only his 43rd start.

02:25He's the only Pirate pitcher to ever do that.

02:28And he's one of 17 in Major League history to have 300 Ks in their first 43 starts.

02:33How about this?

02:34I'm thinking about the game tomorrow.

02:36And I'm like, Skeens against Scoobal.

02:38And, you know, I know they're only pitching an inning.

02:40But I'm taking the National League because Skeens never wins ever when he pitches for the Pirates.

02:47Watch him win when he pitches one inning for the National League team.

02:50When he pitches for a good team, watch him win.

02:53When he pitches for an absolute bullshack team like the Pirates, he couldn't win a game if the other team didn't show up for the game.

03:00Byron Buxton also hit for the cycle on Saturday against the Pirates for the Twins.

03:07So good weekend for him.

03:12Guys have, you know, they even have career highlight moments against the Pirates.

03:18You know, it is what it is.

03:19What can I do?

03:20You know, I don't know.

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