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00:01Long time ago, Dragon protected the valley, but was punished by heaven's arrogance.
00:07He blamed us.
00:09Now, trapped in his icy prison, he plots to destroy us.
00:13Our only hope might be my pupil, Skunk.
00:20Yo, Skunk fool, balancing the earths and the heavens.
00:23With a whole wise panda and a whole pack of legends.
00:26Fox, rabbit, pig, snake, and killer bees.
00:28Duck, crane, tiger, fighting off ninja monkeys and bad bones.
00:32That evil dragon won't prevail over young skunk steals and an old stink tail.
00:36Defend all the darkness from the dragon in the lake.
00:38Losing mind, body, and soul.
00:40Reply and spectate the yin, the yang.
00:42The saddle-hide technique, the monkey-flip tiger style.
00:44Skunk fool!
00:47The Art of Remembering.
00:58The Art of Remembering
01:08The Art of Veterans
01:12PIANO PLAYS
01:42PIANO PLAYS
02:12PIANO PLAYS
02:20PIANO PLAYS
02:22PIANO PLAYS
02:27Well, you see, I was going over there, and then I saw him, and I'm sure for a minute, and I'm sure I was going to it.
02:32I'm sure I was going to it, and your boot's got him. We got to do something.
02:34Okay, let's do that for one at a time.
02:37Oh, I was going over there, and then I saw him, and I'm sure for a minute, and he was going to it.
02:45Right, well, uh...
02:47Oh, oh, ahem, please excuse the language.
02:52Now, what's this about Panda being captured?
02:55Will one of you please explain?
02:58Well, Mrs. Duck, it happened like this...
03:01Hang on there, Foxy. Why don't you just let someone else tell the story?
03:05Someone who's not afraid of the hard-edged, gory, gruesome truth.
03:10Somebody's about to feel the hard-edged truth of my pa.
03:13Let him speak. You can fill in the details when he's done.
03:17Yes, Mrs. Duck.
03:19As I was saying, it was a dark and stormy day.
03:25And a tough-as-nails rabbit was hard at work in preventing his bad fighting skills.
03:55Greatest of my deadly warriors. I have a task for you. What's in it for me?
04:07Anguish, pain, misery. For your enemies, that is.
04:10Tch, wait.
04:13If there's going to be anguish, I want a part of it.
04:16Me too.
04:17It's okay. I'm cool.
04:19It's okay. I'm cool.
04:20So, Master, what's in it for me?
04:21What's in it for me?
04:22Anguish, pain, misery. For your enemies, that is.
04:26Tch, wait.
04:27If there's going to be anguish, I want a part of it.
04:32Me too.
04:33It's okay. I'm cool.
04:47So, Master, what's the plan?
04:49Baboon has summoned me to the Great Howling Gulf to negotiate a truce.
04:54But Master Panda, surely it is a trap.
04:58Silly boy. Of course it is a trap.
05:01So, we will set a trap for his trap.
05:04Brilliant plan, Master.
05:06Brilliantly done. Baboon knows you'll expect a trap.
05:11So, he is going to spring a trap on my trap of his trap?
05:16Don't worry. We're going to plan a trap of his trap of your trap, of the first trap.
05:19Ah, Rabbit. You are truly the wisest strategist.
05:23Stay close, everybody. Danger looks around every...
05:31Oh, for crying out loud.
05:44You've got to try this fruit, Rabbit.
05:48What are you doing?
05:50You're ruining my story.
05:53Hmm? Oh, uh...
05:56Yeah, uh, these cherries are dangerously delicious.
06:09Okay, okay.
06:11That's better. Now, move it.
06:13Gee, what a grouch.
06:14I must rest. Just... just for a moment.
06:23Okay, we'll set up a perimeter here. The dorky one. You take first watch.
06:24Oh boy!
06:25And as for you, foxy lady. I take my tea green. No sugar.
06:26Hehehe.
06:27Hehehe.
06:28Hehehe.
06:29Hehehe.
06:30Hehehe.
06:31Hehehe.
06:32Hehehe.
06:33Hehehe.
06:34Hehehe.
06:35Hehehe.
06:36Hehehe.
06:37I don't like it.
06:38It's quiet.
06:39Hehehe.
06:40Hehehe.
06:41Hehehe.
06:42Hehehe.
06:43Hehehe.
06:44Hehehe.
06:45Hehehe.
06:46Hehehe.
06:47Hehehe.
06:48Hehehe.
06:49I'll take my tea green. No sugar.
07:05I don't like it. It's quiet. Too quiet.
07:12I didn't mean that literally.
07:15Hey, what's taking the tea so long? I said no sugar.
07:19No sugar!
07:24So let it. Our parts cross once again.
07:29I said, our parts cross.
07:33Blast this stupid part!
07:36Eww! You idiots!
07:40I always look this way.
07:43I know.
07:46Let's see. Where was I?
07:48I expected you to fall into my trap of course the sneaky one and the dumb girl
07:57also but you rabbit I am disappointed funny did you see a trap
08:18oh
08:25yeah
08:30yeah
08:33yeah
08:36yeah
08:39yeah
08:42yeah
08:45Thank you for that.
09:15Let's go.
09:16Oh.
09:17Oh, ah!
09:18Ah!
09:19Ah!
09:20That's all!
09:21Ah!
09:22Oh!
09:28Whee!
09:29Ah!
09:30Ah!
09:31Ah!
09:32Ah!
09:33Ah!
09:34My favorite type of ninja monkey.
09:36The photosensitive type.
09:39It has to have the sun.
09:41Stay out of the sunlight!
09:43Ah!
09:45And that little lady is how you take out six dozen ninjas.
10:00So you do like Fox!
10:07Shut it. Shut it now. I'm not kidding.
10:14Okay.
10:17Now, to deal with, Babu.
10:20Deal with this, my long-eared foe.
10:44Farewell. You are magnificent.
10:49Sorry.
11:01Perhaps I should lay off the Babu.
11:04Ooh. Dang.
11:07Robin, what do we do?
11:15I don't know.
11:17Okay, so maybe I got a couple of little details wrong.
11:32Like how I wear an eye patch.
11:34Or when I made you tea.
11:36And since when am I the dorky one?
11:39Hey, you calling me a liar?
11:42Yeah, but a really good one.
11:45Why, you little...
11:47Take me back.
11:54Huh?
11:55Come on, guys. Cut it out.
11:57This won't help rescue anybody.
12:00Butt out, Rad.
12:01Butt what?
12:02You hurt me.
12:04Stop.
12:05Hang on.
12:07And, uh, wherever you are...
12:09This is going to take just a little while longer to figure out.
12:15We're out.
12:16We're out.

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