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00:00You know, Zev, we spoke last time about how you're starting this life with Wendy, but
00:11you've been talking so much about your past issues with Jessica, the ways in which she
00:18hurt you and angered you.
00:20So I'm just wondering, I'm wondering why, why, if it was so markedly dysfunctional, why
00:29do you think that you spent seven years with her?
00:37Okay, I know it's only our second session, but let's just say my mom, Sharon, is a classic.
00:50You've met your fair share of Sharons, I'm sure.
00:53You know, that typical Jewish mother who loves you so much that by the time you're 19, you
00:59haven't learned to turn a fucking washing machine on.
01:02The kind of mom that tucks in your shirt and zips up your pants and wipes food off your face
01:09with her own spit.
01:11And, you know, when she's loving you and feeding you and covering you in blankets that you don't
01:18really need or even ask for, well, it feels like love.
01:26But it comes at a price, because to get that love, I have to tell Sharon, or we all have
01:33to tell our own Sharons, that I love her best of all, that no one can compare, that when I'm
01:43on my deathbed and my life is flashing before my eyes, that she's who I'll see.
01:47You know, I'll only see Sharon.
01:52I mean, if she wanted a hype man, she should have been a rapper, not a mother, but she trained
01:57me Jane, she trained me well.
02:02We're late now.
02:03Let's go.
02:04Since when do you care if we're late?
02:05We'd be late to my funeral.
02:06These people don't run like that.
02:08For a long time, it's like being in our room.
02:10Why is there, like, loose horses?
02:12There's, like, shit everywhere.
02:14At least it's not human shit everywhere.
02:16Are you sure my outfit's okay?
02:17I've only been inside of a church once, so it's to donate blood.
02:20I feel like I should be wearing a hat or something.
02:23Do you even have a hat?
02:24Like a beanie, of course.
02:26Okay, listen.
02:27You probably haven't seen me like this before, but I actually feel pretty, like, weird.
02:31Like, I kind of feel a bit fizzy.
02:33You know what I mean?
02:34Like, kind of tight.
02:35Like, white noisy.
02:36I'm nervous.
02:37Uh, yeah, maybe.
02:39You look like you want to pass out.
02:39Like, a part-time Orgy and Polly, like, these aren't really my people.
02:42Okay?
02:43Like, actually, a lot of them are proper shithills, so just...
02:46You know what I mean?
02:47Well, why don't we just go home or I could eat two toasties or something?
02:49I don't know.
02:50I feel sort of weirdly loyal to the groom, because he was the only boy in my year who didn't call
02:53me Felix Rahman.
02:55Hey.
02:56That's like a racist nickname.
02:57Yeah, it's a racist nickname.
02:59I'm not saying we can't be ourselves.
03:00I'm just saying, like, I don't know.
03:03You know what I'm saying, right?
03:04Just sort of not our full selves.
03:06Yes, over and out.
03:07I agree with you, Mr. Felix.
03:09I, uh, feel like you had such a stressful week with your family, and I'm really happy that
03:13you, like, opened up to me.
03:14I love you so much.
03:15I love you.
03:16I love you.
03:16Stay, stay, stay, stay.
03:17Stay, stay, stay.
03:18Nice.
03:18Georgia Peach, Nicklaus, Cara Best, take this man, Aurel Terabianco, to be your husband.
03:26Will you love, comfort, honour, and protect him all the days of your life?
03:31I will.
03:34I truly will.
03:36Georgia and Aurel.
03:38I'll get you together.
03:38Support and uphold them in their marriage.
03:41And do you, Aurel, take this woman?
03:44You don't even have to finish.
03:45This woman is my lifeblood.
03:47Illegally speaking, I do have to have you say.
03:50I do.
03:50I do.
03:51I do.
03:52A bloody do.
03:53Excellent.
03:55And will you, the families and friends of Georgia and Aurel, support and uphold them
04:02in their marriage, now and in the years to come?
04:05We will.
04:06Then I proclaim you, man and wife.
04:15Jesus Christ.
04:16Man and wife.
04:33You're still, I can move your foot.
04:36I thought you guys were fighting.
04:52Oh, we just pretend that it didn't happen.
04:54We literally find out.
04:55Sorry.
04:56In that case, Polly, Augie.
04:58Hey.
04:59That was so moving.
05:01Did you see how they were devouring each other?
05:03Yeah.
05:03A lot of tongues.
05:04Yeah.
05:04I went through the whole thing.
05:06I was a bit trapped for a sex-positive pseudo-Marxist.
05:09Like me, but I like your dress, Jessica.
05:11You look like a wave.
05:12Yeah.
05:13A wave crushing on a Berenchal.
05:15Is that a compliment?
05:16Yeah, in a nice way.
05:17I'll take it as such.
05:18I'll take it as such.
05:19That was not what I was going to say.
05:21Oh, what were you going to say?
05:22It's a powerful dress.
05:24Yeah.
05:24You all right, dude?
05:25Well, yeah.
05:26Yes, Georgia.
05:27Eat it up.
05:28No crumbs.
05:29It's so good.
05:32In fact, can we just have family, please?
05:36Okay.
05:38And actually, I'd love Daddy next to you.
05:40Of course, darling.
05:41Daddy's coming up behind you.
05:45Cool.
05:45Stop.
05:46And then just me and my groom, please.
05:48Everybody.
05:49Filthy.
05:49Filthy.
05:52Oh.
05:53Wearing white at someone else's wedding.
05:54That's pretty bold.
05:56Oh, I'm the maid of honor.
05:57She's my sister.
05:58Otherwise, I'd be wearing my signature color.
06:00Black.
06:01Oh.
06:02Yeah, wearing neutrals is like a way of saying that you give up, right?
06:05Unless you're a boy with a pretty face.
06:08But I know that you didn't pick this, so I'm not judging.
06:12You see, fun.
06:14You're fun.
06:14You're fun.
06:16How?
06:16Kidding.
06:17You're really funny.
06:19Do you want to hide behind the stables with me and have that?
06:22Hang on.
06:23Hey.
06:23I don't know, man.
06:24Oh, yeah.
06:27Congratulations.
06:28Come on.
06:28I want to be happy for her.
06:30I do, but it's hard.
06:33Hey, did you ever think when I was an amateur going drawers down in the sandpit, I'd be locked
06:37down and loved up?
06:39I mean, yeah.
06:40I'm going to love a baby riding to me a mustique next week.
06:43That's what he's going to do.
06:44Cool.
06:45Twins.
06:46Oh, shit.
06:46Hi.
06:46Hey, congratulations.
06:48Sorry about our big grand entrance.
06:50This is, um...
06:51His girlfriend.
06:52Yeah, this is Jess.
06:52Yeah.
06:53You look so gorgeous.
06:54Really sensual dress.
06:56Oh, you look like one of those beautiful Madame Alexander dolls.
06:59You know, those ones you have to keep in the box or else you'll get spiked.
07:03Chisel pocket.
07:04Uh-oh.
07:05Yeah.
07:05Oh, powdered drugs.
07:08It's like you're something borrowed.
07:10What?
07:11I better borrow my drugs.
07:13Then I can't just do them.
07:14Right, well, better get on before my groom puts his willies somewhere it doesn't belong.
07:22Yuck.
07:22It's right where it belongs.
07:24You look lovely.
07:25Congrats, old bean.
07:26See you later.
07:28Old bean?
07:30You're talking different, old boys.
07:31Shut up.
07:32You are.
07:34Felix Rahmanov isn't the man with the golden split.
07:37What's up, you big tusser?
07:38I'm good.
07:39Sober for a year.
07:40No way.
07:41Congrats.
07:41Start on Monday.
07:43Giacomo, is that brothel you're running still raking it in?
07:46Matchmaking for high-end individuals.
07:47Absolutely nothing dodgy about it.
07:50Georgia is related to the late queen, by the way.
07:53Distant cousins.
07:53Yeah.
07:54Orgis, I obsess with the royals.
07:56It's weird, given his politics, but he's such a royalist.
07:58I used to lie in bed and dream the queen was my mother.
08:02Yikes.
08:03Yeah, her whole essence was so cozy.
08:05Are you sure you got mixing her up with Rue McClanahan?
08:08Who?
08:09The woman from Golden Girls.
08:10No one knows who that is, babe.
08:20Oh, hey, Weezy.
08:21Hey.
08:22You all right?
08:23Long time no see, stranger.
08:25Hi.
08:25I think it was, um, premiering in Orpington.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Yeah.
08:33Crazy.
08:34How are you?
08:35Yeah, good.
08:37Well, say hi later, like, for real.
08:39Sure, we'll do.
08:40We'll do.
08:41I think you're going to get Weezy back to Orpington and you've got another thing going.
08:44He's kidding.
08:45He knows about it.
08:47I thought I said only women.
08:49See you guys later.
08:50Yeah, right.
08:51This is Jessica.
08:52For you guys, like, in a haunted house, though.
08:53Oh, hey.
08:54How are you?
08:55Look what the cat dragged in.
08:56Am I the cat?
08:57I'm Jessica.
08:58Oh.
09:01Honestly, Felix, I've been having so many dreams about you lately.
09:04Oh, yeah?
09:05In some, we kiss in a wind tunnel, and in others, I whip you from limb to limb.
09:12It's so weird.
09:14I love your little bow.
09:16It's actually a Victorian hairpin.
09:18Nice.
09:19It holds a block of hair from Dante Gabriel Rossetti's lover.
09:25Nice.
09:26Okay.
09:26She was poisoned by laudanum, and he kept her body for three days, praying her back to life.
09:33Where the hell did you get that?
09:35Mushrooms.
09:36You don't need mushrooms, dude.
09:37Come on.
09:38Yes, I do.
09:39You're Homme de Girol, where is he?
09:42I have to turn this searing emotional pain into compelling psychedelic imagery.
09:46You'll be all right?
09:47Of course.
09:48Go, Felix.
09:49I will protect her at all coast.
09:51Please, please, please.
09:52She means it.
09:52Please, please, please, please.
09:53Please, please, please, please.
09:54Don't worry about us.
09:55I've got the girls.
09:57Girls, stay.
09:59Just with my best friends.
10:01Yeah.
10:03Should we go inside?
10:04I want to see what kind of toothpaste they use.
10:06Oh, they don't usually let you go inside.
10:08But I had sex with one of the cousins, so maybe we can try.
10:11That's not your cousin, right?
10:13I don't know.
10:14This house is just for display.
10:17It's been in their family for 4,000 years.
10:20I don't think that's right.
10:22And everyone's buried in the lawn.
10:24I mean, except George's mother, because she had intensity issues.
10:28Well, my, uh, one note would be to replace some of these creepy portraits of men in coats
10:33with creepy portraits of dogs in coats.
10:35I'll be yourself.
10:37You know what?
10:39If I see Wizzy van der Waal today, I'm gonna kick your ass.
10:42Excuse me?
10:43I'm not a jealous person, as you can see.
10:45I'm free.
10:46I trust myself.
10:47I mean, I'm French.
10:49You're French?
10:50I thought you were from Ohio.
10:51So funny.
10:53I mean, Wizzy was like my sister.
10:56We grew up together, went to school together, came to England together.
10:59We shared everything.
11:00Minds, secrets, bra, panties.
11:03And then I went just one month in Marseille, and she seduced Felix.
11:08And honestly, that broke my heart.
11:12But that's why I'm gonna kick your fucking ass today if I saw her.
11:16Okay, I'm sorry.
11:17That's just, that's a lot for me to process.
11:19So basically, she was kind of cheating on you while he was cheating on you.
11:24But it's not about Felix anymore.
11:26It's about justice.
11:30Yeah, I mean, I get it.
11:32I was actually going through a really bad breakup, and my ex...
11:36You know what?
11:36I'm bored and hungry.
11:38I'm gonna get some food.
11:39Okay.
11:40Grab me a snack.
11:42Oh my God.
11:43Oh my God.
11:49Oh, Marie Antoinette, you are trash compared to me.
12:02Hi.
12:04Wanna fuck me in the loo?
12:06Can't hear you.
12:07Wanna fuck in the loo?
12:08I'll blow you?
12:10In the bathroom?
12:11What is she saying?
12:12I'll swallow this time.
12:15Oh, yeah, later.
12:18Later.
12:18Bye.
12:19Oh.
12:20Oh my God.
12:21Hi, I love your dress.
12:23It's more my style.
12:24You want to trade?
12:26Oh, okay.
12:28Why?
12:28I need a way.
12:30Here we go.
12:30All right.
12:30I'll throw these myself, mate, in Sussex.
12:37They are no fucking joke.
12:38Great.
12:38Just hand them over.
12:39Yeah, but just start with one, all right?
12:43Pretty bold of you to show up with your front bitch when all your back bitches are here, mate.
12:48What are you talking about?
12:48It'll be funny.
12:49We're all friends.
12:50Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
12:51That's all down.
12:53I'm a touch of dirt and liberation.
12:55Actually, hey, Fee, could you hold on to these for me?
12:57For a second, one of those chicks from Bridget and see I'm gonna try to show my car over there.
13:00All right.
13:01Good luck.
13:03I've lost my bird.
13:05You'll fuck me.
13:06He is hoping.
13:07Did I just say bird?
13:09When did I say bird?
13:13Oh, you all right?
13:14Hi.
13:16Hi.
13:17Hey.
13:17Hi.
13:21Oh, hiya.
13:22Hi.
13:24Whoa.
13:25Okay.
13:25Hi.
13:27Hello.
13:28You all right?
13:30You know I have a child now.
13:35Oh, yeah.
13:36No, I heard something about that.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Just stopped calling me back.
13:39I married the therapist I saw in order to recover.
13:43Always happy to help.
13:45Is he here?
13:46Can I meet him?
13:46He's 74, so he prefers it at home.
13:49But I can't find my daughter anywhere.
13:53Hi, Synth.
13:55Hi, Synth.
13:56Darling, help me look.
13:57It's the least you could do.
14:00Um, excuse me.
14:02Have you seen like a small, you know, like a person who's younger than...
14:07A child.
14:07It's called a child.
14:08Yeah, she's looking for a child.
14:10Do you have...
14:10Uh, what are those?
14:12A toffeltartart.
14:14No.
14:14You know, if I wasn't clear enough when we last saw each other, you're an absolutely terrible boyfriend.
14:27World's worst.
14:29It's a bit excessive, don't you think?
14:31It would be one thing if you were just an arsehole, but you were sweet, romantic, and amusing, and then you disappeared.
14:43Good luck to whoever you came here with.
14:47Well, what are you doing?
14:49Okay.
14:50Well, really taking us left, huh?
15:01Can I?
15:03Can we let go?
15:05Mm-hmm.
15:05Yeah.
15:06Nice to see you, though.
15:08Hi, Synth.
15:12Hi, Synth.
15:14Where are you?
15:18A little bump for the bride?
15:19Yes, but food is going to be delicious.
15:21Oh, I can't wait.
15:22Just a little while.
15:23I'm fucking starving.
15:27Just so you know, I'm right out here if you need help with your wee.
15:30Oh, there you are.
15:32What?
15:33No.
15:34No, I stopped thinking about you.
15:36Stop following me around.
15:37How can I follow you around at a party I'm not even at?
15:40I may have my flaws, but this one's on you, honey.
15:45Where's your boyfriend?
15:47Um, he's outside helping a friend locate drugs because he's a very nice, fun guy.
15:53And I'm helping a little girl go wee.
15:55Talking all English now.
15:56A month or so on your Carey Mulligan?
15:59Of course, that's the only British person you've ever heard of.
16:02You probably jerk off to her nude scene in shame on repeat, you fucking pervert.
16:05Come on, now.
16:07Let's not fight.
16:11How'd it go?
16:14Whoa.
16:15Okay.
16:16That's enough.
16:17I'm going to go to the bathroom now.
16:18Do you still like spit in your mouth?
16:39I'm going to go to the bathroom now.
17:09You're normal.
17:11You're normal.
17:12Okay.
17:13Beverage, sir?
17:15Oh, no, I'm all right, thank you.
17:18Actually, fuck it.
17:19I'll have one there, thanks.
17:20What's the worst that can happen?
17:25You're normal.
17:27You're normal.
17:28You're a normal girl.
17:30You're a normal girl.
17:32Ghosts don't eat pussy.
17:34You're a normal girl.
17:34Like I say, you know, I'm...
17:40Thanks.
17:44Okay.
17:46I hope nothing happened.
17:48What?
17:49Oh, fuck.
18:04Okay.
18:05Oh, fuck.
18:08Okay.
18:09I...
18:10Yeah.
18:11Look at these.
18:12It's just...
18:13Oh.
18:14Oh.
18:15Oh.
18:16Oh.
18:17Oh.
18:18Oh.
18:19Oh.
18:20Oh.
18:21Oh.
18:22Oh.
18:23Oh.
18:24Help.
18:25Help.
18:26Rob's up.
18:27Oh.
18:28Oh.
18:29Oh.
18:30Oh.
18:31Oh.
18:32Oh.
18:33Oh.
18:34Oh.
18:35Oh.
18:36Oh.
18:37Oh.
18:38Oh.
18:39In you go.
18:40Come on.
18:41Oh.
18:42Fuck.
18:43Okay.
19:06Okay.
19:08Hugging my body, hugging my body at all.
19:12You can do it.
19:14Hugging my body at all.
19:17Okay.
19:18Okay.
19:21Okay.
19:26Oh, my God.
19:27I'm just gonna... in this way.
19:50The thing is, it's not a scent bar and it's not a scent lab.
19:53It's a scent closet.
19:55Closet.
19:56It was my favorite word when I was a kid.
19:59I haven't even really started yet.
20:01You haven't even started?
20:03Yes, that's why there's been so much drama about it online.
20:05This business that I haven't even started.
20:07My parents both died last week.
20:09Oh, I'm sorry.
20:10Bit of an unfortunate coincidence, but, you know, that's life.
20:12See, the thing about Tess is that you just feel like Batman,
20:14not on the cool watch.
20:15There you are, you so much.
20:17Where were you last night? Left me to get a cinema on my ones.
20:19Oh, I was just, like, sleeping.
20:21Oh, how was your fag?
20:23Sorry, that word just sounds terrible out of my mouth.
20:25Um, I don't think I'll get past it.
20:28Are you at table 13?
20:29Yeah.
20:30You're probably up there, right?
20:31No, actually, Daddy thought I'd be more use over here.
20:34I think he just doesn't want to acknowledge the truth,
20:36which is that Georgia has completely abandoned our Crucian Sandal Company
20:40to organize this wedding.
20:41Hey.
20:42Oh, hey.
20:43Yeah.
20:44You all right?
20:45Oh, fabulous.
20:46Here I am, sat at the spares table with you.
20:50Sylvia Violet, hi.
20:52Hello, William.
20:53I mean, they say time heals everything,
20:55but what if time just makes everything hurt more?
20:57Maybe it's about getting a hobby or something?
20:59I don't know, mate. Sorry, I'm flailing a bit here.
21:00I don't need a hobby.
21:01I've got a job.
21:02In fact, my job is my hobby.
21:03I'm a fucking earth defender.
21:05Come on.
21:06Ooh.
21:07It tastes like wine.
21:09Did you have wine?
21:10Uh, no.
21:12It might be like I had someone gave me one of those Listerine strips.
21:15It might be like, I'm all right, actually.
21:16Thanks.
21:17Yeah, you can take that away.
21:18Thanks.
21:19Hi.
21:20I'm Jessica.
21:21How are you?
21:22Oh.
21:23You're nice.
21:25I don't.
21:26Why don't you tell me?
21:28I love feelings I'm American.
21:30This could be your table, darling.
21:31But it could.
21:33Oh.
21:34Teenage sweethearts reunited.
21:37How cute.
21:38Hi, Weezy.
21:39William.
21:40My sweet William.
21:42It's been too long.
21:43How have you been?
21:44We're quite bad, as you'd imagine.
21:46Because of the pandemic?
21:47Yeah, it sucks, right?
21:49I mean, we couldn't avoid those big questions, right?
21:52No, it's not that.
21:53All stuck inside.
21:54Poor William just got out of jail.
21:56Worst five months of my life.
21:58Besides when I've studied abroad in Cambodia.
22:05Why were you in jail?
22:06Huh?
22:07What were you in jail for?
22:08Uh, well, if you ask them sexual assault.
22:11Dang.
22:12So come on, how's the sandal innovating going?
22:15SV, why are you being offish with me?
22:17I know you.
22:18I don't know.
22:19Why don't you take a few wild guesses?
22:20Felix?
22:21Let's go.
22:22Oh, is it going to be like this all night?
22:24You made them leave.
22:25You put them off their dinner.
22:26You can go, too, if you like.
22:28Oh.
22:29Go on.
22:30You're kind of hurting my hand.
22:33What's going on?
22:34I don't know, it's weird.
22:35I didn't think he'd be here.
22:36It's weird.
22:37You know what I like about SV?
22:38It's ridiculous and roundly misunderstood, but we don't do rape.
22:41Oh, great.
22:42That's good to know.
22:43We never will.
22:44You're right.
22:45We need some rape music.
22:46What?
22:47Rap music.
22:48She means rap music.
22:49Oh, well, the pronunciation should be a bit better.
22:50She's been here a while now.
22:51Wheezy, steady.
22:53When you go, stop playing.
22:54Oh, come on.
22:55You don't stop playing.
22:56Oh, come on.
22:57You don't stop playing.
22:58I can tell you got big, big energy.
23:00I can tell you got big, big energy.
23:01Make them sing to this thing like a melody.
23:03And if your girl ain't right, I got a remedy.
23:05It ain't too many of them that can handle me.
23:08Bad chick, I could be a fantasy.
23:11Little girl's room.
23:13You need a drink?
23:14Not unless it's tightly sealed.
23:16Honestly, he should really talk to Jeremy and Sam,
23:19because they got into similar scrapes this year as well.
23:21Oh, awesome.
23:22So we're at the rape table?
23:23That's it?
23:24Uh, grey area.
23:25Settled out of court table, mostly.
23:27I need to make like an announcement or something, Jess.
23:29They need to know.
23:30I need to say something.
23:31Like, not now.
23:32But did you hear that Paul William has had his passport revoked?
23:34Now, I also, I don't think raping is nice at all.
23:36But not being able to spend the holes at his uncle's llama sack.
23:39Oh, God!
23:40Not the llama farm!
23:42Yeah, no, that's...
23:43Yeah, it's sad.
23:45It is sad, actually.
23:47Have you not seen Hyacinth?
23:49No, sorry.
23:51No.
23:53Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
23:58From the moment Georgia Peach was born, I thought,
24:05by God, that's a beautiful girl.
24:08You know, all the boys will be shoving each other out of the way for this one.
24:12Bloody hell.
24:13You know, I lost my wife.
24:17If I wasn't attracted to.
24:22Great stuff.
24:27Sorry.
24:28Sorry.
24:29Sorry.
24:30Sorry.
24:31Let's give it up for Dad.
24:32For those of you who know I'm not much of a writer, I text in Morse code.
24:42But this woman, she does something to me.
24:49The night falls, but her face remains the sun.
24:55Eyes like the morning.
24:57Lips like cinnamon buns.
24:59Hi, Hector.
25:00Hi.
25:01Hello.
25:02Good evening, all.
25:03I am Auriel's favourite cousin, Jetta.
25:04And I'm here to bring a new vibe.
25:05Thank God.
25:06Now, what I think this wedding needs is just a little bit of cunt.
25:11And speaking of, thank you, Georgia, for flying me out here first class and for having
25:18me dripping in diamonds from my head all the way down to my toes.
25:24You're welcome, my angel.
25:40Thank you, my angel.
25:41Now, how could I possibly begin to thank the best cousins in the world by letting you
25:49be the first to hear my new single?
25:51And so, without further ado, please enjoy the future EDM classic.
25:56I'm horny.
25:57Come on.
26:10Can you stand there?
26:12Can you remain here?
26:14Hey.
26:15Come on.
26:17Come on.
26:18I'm so fucking horny.
26:30I'm horny.
26:32I'm horny.
26:34February, February.
26:36March, I'm horny.
26:38Exactly.
26:39I'm horny.
26:40I'm horny.
26:42Horny.
26:44Horny.
26:45Horde, Horde, Horde, Horde
26:59Thank you, thank you everyone
27:01Wow, Horde, now everybody get on the dance floor and shake what your momma gave ya
27:12I'm a bit of Diet Coke
27:15Do we have Coke light?
27:16Ok, fine, whatever you have, ok?
27:19Sorry, I'm having a bit of a nervous breakdown
27:22There's a sexual assaulter at the table
27:25Are you ok?
27:26No
27:30I don't have to get so worked up about it, we can just talk about it calmly, like when you don't know
27:35Really? Worked up? You think I'm worked up?
27:38Well yeah, you're like telling it, like you're shouting it
27:41You don't even care
27:43What are you gonna achieve? Send him to double jail?
27:45Ok, I'm sorry
27:46First of all, don't ever tell me to talk calmly, don't tell any woman to be calmly
27:50Ok, this is me now
27:57Excuse me, I'm sorry
27:59I'm sorry
28:00I'm sorry
28:01In fact, it's so weird
28:02Oh, I'm sorry
28:03We'll be careful
28:04I'm sorry
28:05And I'm sorry
28:07I'm sorry
28:08I'm sorry
28:09I'm sorry
28:10I'm sorry
28:11No, I'm sorry
28:12I'm sorry
28:13I'm sorry
28:14I'm sorry
28:15He's reacting it all.
28:17Yeah, go have fun and have a dance.
28:19Awesome night.
28:29We always wanted to see a French woman slap a French woman.
28:32I'm a big bitch.
28:33We don't have a big bitch.
28:34I'm a big bitch.
28:35I'm a big bitch.
28:36Yeah, I'm a big bitch.
28:37I'm a big bitch.
28:38I'm a big bitch.
28:39I'm a big bitch.
28:40I'm a big bitch.
28:41Yeah, perfect.
28:45I'm a big bitch.
28:46A big bitch.
28:47I only have a big bitch.
28:48I only have a big bitch.
28:49I only have a big bitch.
28:50I don't know if I'm a big bitch.
28:52I need to be trapped.
28:53Just keep flingin' it, get jigging it.
28:55Get to go break it.
28:56I don't know if I'm a big bitch.
28:57I'm a big bitch.
28:58Oh, stop.
28:59Aren't they gonna bring food out?
29:01No, no, they're never gonna bring food out.
29:03It's a wedding.
29:04It's a British wedding.
29:05You know what?
29:06I've had to adjust to a lot here,
29:07and they think I've done a pretty good job,
29:09considering when I read the word a safe,
29:11I thought I'd be living somewhere like this!
29:13for like one night just one night one night to what just say it shut the fuck up no it's just
29:18like playing along with i don't know the customs of our country or whatever the customs of our
29:22country who are you edith wharton i'll i'll fit in i'll do whoever you want me to be who do you
29:27want me to be you've never done that i've never seen you do that if anyone needs to rein it in
29:31it's you i do it all the time i'm always writing it in for you but seriously felix who are these
29:37people they're like crazy fancy freaks they're cheerful but they're not dying and they're
29:43horny but they're not warm is this what your family is like stop talking about my family i've
29:48asked you to leave that i've told you everything there is to know about that and every time we
29:54talk about you just start talking about yourself so it's just like pointless really i gave so much
30:00to you and i was trying to help you but it's fine i mean let's talk about you then you're in there
30:05saying old boy and young chap i feel like i don't even know you it's like i get it you went to the
30:10harry potter school for like naughty indie boys do you think i like these people i don't like
30:13these people either jess then why are we here because it's who i know and for a long time before
30:18i met you i was very lonely so i went to the parties and i drank the booze and i played the
30:22games i'm just playing the game just like a normal person so i can be around people okay well i'm here
30:27now so why do we have to play the game it's not like you're authentic all the time when you're
30:34around me you pretend to be this warm gushy feelings person and then i hear you on the
30:37phone with your mum and you're like talking about what you ate and shitting on people that you're mad
30:42at what the else am i supposed to talk about i'm just saying that i feel like it's normal for people
30:48to like adjust their behavior depending on the situation they're in like i don't think it's fair
30:53for you to punish me for that i was just asking you to be normal for like one night because i wanted
30:59you to support me because i don't find these situations very easy i've spent the whole week
31:05talking about my feelings and in case you haven't noticed that's not something i'm very good at
31:09it's not something anyone in this country is very good at i was just asking you to cut me some
31:13slack for like one night all you do is cut yourself slack felix
31:20all right well if that's how you feel then you should like probably just go home or something
31:30i'll just find my way home in the dark that's a vibe i just want to stop doing this that's all
31:35you're probably just pissed because your little ex-girlfriends are in there you probably love
31:39them fighting over you is it that basic jess i don't think that's the issue like i have good
31:43relationships with all these people are you kidding me they hate you
31:49they want to put spears in your stomach you don't know anything about any of that
31:52you've met them for like three seconds whatever maybe they're bad girlfriends you don't know yeah
31:57like me why are we saying like girlfriend like we're nine years old this is so stupid this is
32:04like such a dumb conversation why are you never saying it you don't say it
32:09the bus is over there so much thanks see ya please stay yeah have fun this was fun thank you for the talk
32:23that was really nice i enjoyed it thank god you're still here she trained me jane she trained me well
32:41because now whenever i step into a room damn you're needy
32:50the first thing i smell before i see it before i hear it is a girl in need of that kind of love
32:58love and i swoop in and for a moment i'm her knight in shining armor
33:05but little by slowly she starts to hate me
33:19just to recognize
33:21just to recognize
33:25In a way I call out, I call, see you later
33:31La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, see you later
33:39Don't hear good and go wrong, I can recognize friends
33:45Soon as I may know I can turn it away
33:49I call out, I call, see you later
34:19I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, see you later
34:49I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out, I call out
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