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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail with my mouth.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland!
03:09There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out!
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04Alright, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17Let's go.
04:18Let's go.
04:19Let's go.
04:20Let's go.
04:21Let's go.
04:22Let's go.
04:23Let's go.
04:24Let's go.
04:26Let's go.
04:29Let's go.
04:34Let's go.
04:47This, is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:54Yeah.
05:03Acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine. I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him? I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open, if not for yourself or Benji.
05:27I think I have an idea.
05:29Okay. What is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me. An acting gig.
05:39I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know, like a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:02Deal.
06:03Come on. Two more.
06:18Last one.
06:19Okay.
06:20Good work. Good work.
06:21Yeah.
06:22Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:24You ready?
06:25As ready as I could be.
06:26I'm going to be an actor.
06:27You what?
06:28Look, some waitress someone needed my help and I agreed.
06:32You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:33Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet.
06:34But, um, look man, she's super sweet.
06:35And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:37Totally normal request.
06:38Look, man, I just need something.
06:39Something different.
06:40You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:41I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
06:43Okay, so let me get this straight.
06:44You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
06:45Yeah.
06:46Okay.
06:47Crazy things have happened.
06:48Okay.
06:49Crazy things have happened.
06:50Yeah.
06:51Okay.
06:52Crazy things have happened.
06:53Yeah.
06:54Okay.
06:55Crazy things have happened.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Yeah.
06:58Yeah.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Yeah.
07:01Yeah.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah.
07:04Yeah.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Okay.
07:09Crazy things have happened.
07:10I got your back, boss.
07:11Huh.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see.
07:14She's great.
07:15Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Another set.
07:17Okay.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:27I...
07:28What's this?
07:29Oh, no.
07:31Let's do.
07:33It's not good.
07:35Urgent child support.
07:46Last notice of child support must pay.
07:49We'll not be paying that.
07:58I don't know.
08:00Yeah, I don't know.
08:01I don't know.
08:02No.
08:03No, no, no, no.
08:04Fuck.
08:05Fuck!
08:06No, no, no, no!
08:07Fuck!
08:08Fuck!
08:09No, no, no, no!
08:10Fuck no.
08:11Fuck no.
08:13Fuck no.
08:14Hello, Delilah.
08:15You look quite nice tonight.
08:16Why, thank you, George.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:29George you look quite nice as well
08:38Why thank you George you look quite nice
08:41too
08:42Can I offer you something?
08:45to drink
08:47No
08:49Thank you
08:51I'm
08:53fine
08:55This is going to be great
08:59Okay
09:03Come on Benji
09:07Come on
09:09You can do it Benji come on
09:11Come on Benji hit the ball for once
09:15Let's go Benji
09:17You're doing great
09:19Hey Tony
09:21Hey Delilah
09:23Looking good as always
09:25No
09:27Looking good as always
09:28Somebody likes you
09:29Shut up
09:30All right Benji
09:31He does
09:32Nice with that dribble
09:33Nice
09:41Oh my god that's him
09:43That's who
09:48That's who
09:49Uh
09:50The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend
09:53Delilah what are you talking about
09:56He's coming over
09:57What are you talking about
09:58Hey George
10:00Hey Delilah
10:01Delilah
10:07Oh for Christ's sake man up boy
10:10Don't say that
10:11Oh my god can he go
10:12I'm so bored
10:13Oh for fuck's sake
10:15Thank god I have a mini-pedi
10:16Come on let's get out of here
10:18You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No
10:22It's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:24Who the fuck are you?
10:26I'm George
10:27I'm George
10:28I'm Delilah's new boyfriend
10:33Delilah's new boyfriend
10:36Yes
10:37Yeah
10:38We are dating
10:40What do they run out of pizza boys hun?
10:43He's an actor
10:44Oh he's an actor
10:46That makes it even better
10:47Wow
10:48You are such a riot Delilah
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber
10:52You proved me wrong
10:53What's that bun?
10:57Nothing
10:58We gotta get out of here
10:59Wish you two the best
11:03Hey asshole
11:06Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry Boopy
11:10I'll handle it
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching
11:16I think I just wanted it in my mouth
11:18Alright I think I'm gonna get going
11:20But um
11:21I'll see you tomorrow for the date
11:22Right?
11:23Yes
11:24Yes
11:25Yes
11:26Our date
11:27See you tomorrow
11:31Girl
11:33You better tell me everything now
11:44No no no no
11:45You're not supposed to do that
11:46I'm a starving artist
11:47They have lint on their shirts
11:48I still think this is a harebrained idea
11:51Dino
11:52This is the first time in my life
11:54Where I can be a normal person
11:56Nobody after my money
11:57Or my status
11:58Or what I can do for them
12:00Delilah doesn't want anything from me
12:03She just wants me to play a role
12:05I do have to say
12:06It's nice to see you smile again
12:09Hm
12:12Yeah
12:13It's gonna be nice
12:14You'll see
12:15You'll see
12:17And you should take the night off
12:18Take Janice out to dinner
12:19On me
12:21Hell no boss
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you
12:23From a distance
12:24No no
12:25It'll be fine
12:26Nobody will know who I am
12:27That may be the case
12:28But you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:30And I ain't taking any chances
12:32Do not follow me
12:34Yes boss
12:35Later
12:45Hey, how are you?
12:46I'm George
12:47I'm Benji
12:48Well, hello
12:49Hello there, how are you?
12:50I am very excited about our date
12:51I am looking forward to our date as well
12:54Won't you come in?
12:55Ah, yes, thank you
12:56Hello there, how are you?
12:57I am very excited about our date
12:58I am looking forward to our date as well
13:00Won't you come in?
13:01Ah, yes, thank you
13:02Oh my
13:03Oh, bad plumbing is making the roof leak
13:05We have a lousy landlord
13:06Ah, but you look quite nice tonight
13:09What are you doing?
13:10I am very excited about our date
13:11I am looking forward to our date as well
13:13Won't you come in?
13:14Ah, yes, thank you
13:15Oh my
13:16Oh my
13:17Oh, bad plumbing is making the roof leak
13:19We have a lousy landlord
13:20Oh, but you look quite nice tonight
13:23Why, thank you, George
13:34You look quite nice as well
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter
13:42I think it's time for you to get going
13:44Yes, yes
13:45Um, yeah
13:46What if?
13:47Yeah
13:48That was so strange
13:50I know
13:52Well
13:58That didn't go too well
14:01Yeah, no academy award for us
14:04Maybe we should practice
14:06That sounds good, yeah
14:10Uh
14:12So what are you gonna do for the next couple hours
14:14While we're on our supposed date?
14:19Yeah, probably go eat
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good
14:25What are you gonna do?
14:26Uh, same
14:27Probably
14:29Grab a bite to eat
14:30Maybe hit a bookstore
14:33Well, that's just silly
14:34I mean
14:35Why don't we go together?
14:38Sure
14:39Sounds good
14:40Sounds good
14:41Okay
14:50So tell me
14:51Why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl
14:55I always wanted to wear the dress
14:57Mhm
14:58Be the bride
14:59Be the bride
15:00Yeah
15:01Have my happy ending
15:03And then
15:05I eloped
15:06With Andy
15:08And
15:09He had an affair
15:12Then we got a divorce
15:14And now, of course
15:15He hasn't paid a dime of child support
15:17My roof is leaking
15:19Um, my car is useless
15:21And
15:23I work in a diner
15:26So
15:27Best laid plans, I guess
15:30You know, you should call my attorney friend
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue
15:39I wanna tell him that you're a friend of mine
15:41Thank you
15:42Thank you
15:43Yeah, of course
15:44I will
15:49Should probably get back from our date
15:52Soon
15:54Split the boat?
15:56Yeah, sure
15:57Split the bill
16:00Check, please
16:01Hey Bernard, this is Justin
16:12You're gonna be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James
16:16Long story short
16:18Her ex is a piece of shit
16:19He won't pay child support
16:21And he works at Le Style
16:22But I can't fire him
16:23Unless he might sue
16:25Or he might figure out who I am
16:27So the least I can do is try to help
16:28Get some money back from this douchebag from her
16:31And she can't know who I am
16:32She thinks my name is George
16:34Thanks, ma'am
16:39Hey, Dino
16:41Yes, boss?
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building
16:45And let's fix the roof on it
16:47Sure thing
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car
16:50Nothing too fancy, though
16:51She's not that type of girl
16:53And keep everything anonymous
16:55You got it
16:56Thank you
16:58Thank you
17:03What's going on?
17:05Someone about the building
17:06They're putting on a new roof
17:08What?
17:10That's amazing, right?
17:11Thank you
17:12Thank you
17:41Thank you
17:42Thank you
18:11National Grid
18:14Water
18:39Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:53Delinquency of child support?
19:09Anyway, we need to talk.
19:27I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:32What's her address?
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:35I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am. You got it.
19:44Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Come on.
19:56I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun. We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
20:01I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:12Well, good night.
20:15Good night.
20:16Good night.
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what? Who?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:46I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:58Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:02Oh, my God.
21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:09I guess my look is finally changing.
21:23What's 10 minus 4?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:28Oh, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Well, I'm just going to call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
22:11Mission accomplished.
22:15He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:24Nothing.
22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:41I think that we should practice kissing.
22:55I think that we should practice kissing.
23:01I think that would be a good idea.
23:03Good guys.
23:13We should practice.
23:16Okay, so feet up.
23:29Bye.
23:30Bye.
23:31Bye.
23:31Bye.
23:31Bye.
23:31Bye.
23:31Bye.
23:32Bye.
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