- 7/12/2025
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail with my mouth.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland!
03:09There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out!
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04Alright, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17Let's go.
04:18Let's go.
04:19Let's go.
04:20Let's go.
04:21Let's go.
04:22Let's go.
04:23Let's go.
04:24Let's go.
04:25Alright.
04:26Let's go.
04:27Let's go.
04:28Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:47This is the money that I owe you.
04:51What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee coffee. Yeah
05:03Acting not going so well
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch. Yeah
05:10I don't believe in love fine. I want a divorce. Did you hear him? I ruined my son
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever gonna find himself
05:22Just try to keep your heart open if not for yourself or Benji
05:27I think I have an idea. Okay. What is that?
05:31I want to hire you
05:34You want to hire me to pretend to be in love with me an acting gig
05:39I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me. You know like a happy couple
05:47Oh, um
05:49I cannot pay you much, but
05:53Seems like you need the money
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal
06:01Deal
06:14Come on two more
06:17Last one
06:19Okay
06:20Good work, good work
06:20Yeah
06:22Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be
06:29I'm gonna be an actor
06:31You what?
06:31Look, some waitress
06:33Someone needed my help and
06:36I agreed
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:40Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but um
06:42Look man, she's super sweet
06:44And she um
06:45And she wants to show her son that love is real
06:50Totally normal request
06:52Look man, I just need something
06:54Something different
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle and
06:59Just feel so empty
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:04Yeah
07:07Okay, crazy things have happened
07:10I got your back, boss
07:12Thanks, Dino
07:13And you'll see, she's great
07:14Whatever you say, boss
07:16Another set
07:19Oh my god
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon
07:25No idea what you're doing
07:28What's this?
07:30Oh, no
07:32Let's do
07:32It's not good
07:36Urgent child support
07:45Last notice of child support must pay
07:49Will not be paying that
07:58I don't know
08:02I don't know
08:05Ah, fuck
08:09No, no, no, no
08:11Ah, fucking no
08:16Hello
08:18Delilah
08:20You look quite nice tonight
08:24Why, thank you, George
08:30You look quite nice as well
08:38Why, thank you, George
08:39You look quite nice too
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No, thank you
08:51I'm fine
08:53This is gonna be great
09:02Okay
09:06Come on, Benji
09:08Come on
09:08You can do it, Benji
09:10You can do it, Benji
09:10Come on
09:13Come on, Benji
09:13Hit the ball for once
09:16Let's go, Benji
09:18You're doing great
09:20Hey, Tony
09:22Hey, Delilah
09:24Looking good as always
09:25Somebody likes you
09:26Shut up
09:27You're right, Benji
09:28He does
09:29Nice with that dribble
09:31Nice
09:31Oh my god, that's him
09:42Oh my god, that's him
09:48That's who
09:49Uh
09:51The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend
09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:57He's coming over
09:57What are you talking about?
09:59Hey, George
10:00Hey, Delilah
10:07Oh, for Christ's sake
10:08Man up, boy
10:10Don't say that
10:11Oh my god, can I go?
10:12I'm so bored
10:14For fuck's sake
10:15Thank god, I have a mini-pedi
10:17Come on, let's get out of here
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:22No
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George
10:27I'm Delilah's new boyfriend
10:33Delilah's new boyfriend
10:36Yes
10:37Yeah
10:38We are dating
10:39What do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:43He's an actor
10:44Oh, he's an actor
10:46That makes it even better
10:48Wow
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber
10:52You proved me wrong
10:53What's that, bud?
10:57Nothing
10:58We gotta get out of here
11:00Wish you two the best
11:01Hey, asshole
11:06Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, boobie
11:10I'll handle it
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching
11:13I think I just wanted it in my mouth
11:19All right, I think I'm gonna get going
11:21But, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes, yes, yes
11:25Our date
11:27See you tomorrow
11:31Girl
11:32You better tell me everything now
11:44No, no, no, no, no
11:45You're not supposed to do that
11:46I'm a starving artist
11:47They have lint on their shirts
11:48I still think this is a harebrained idea
11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life
11:54where I can be a normal person
11:56Nobody after my money
11:58or my status
11:59or what I can do for them
12:00Delilah doesn't want anything from me
12:03She just wants me to play a role
12:06I do have to say
12:07It's nice to see you smile again
12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice
12:15You'll see
12:16And you should take the night off
12:18Take Janice out to dinner
12:20On me
12:21Hell no, boss
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you
12:23From a distance
12:24No, it'll be fine
12:26Nobody will know who I am
12:27That may be the case
12:28But you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:30And I ain't taking any chances
12:32Do not follow me
12:34Yes, boss
12:35Later
12:36Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George
12:52I'm Benji
12:58Well, hello
13:00Hello there, how are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well
13:08Won't you come in?
13:09Ah, yes, thank you
13:19Oh my
13:20Bad plumbing is making the roof leak
13:26We have a lousy landlord
13:28Ah, but you look quite nice tonight
13:32Why, thank you, George
13:34You look quite nice as well
13:36Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter
13:42I think it's time for you to get going
13:44Yes
13:45Yes
13:45Um, yeah
13:46What if
13:46Yeah
13:49That was so strange
13:51I know
13:57Well, that didn't go too well
14:02Yeah, no academy award for us
14:04Maybe we should practice
14:06That sounds good, yeah
14:10Uh
14:12So what are you gonna do for the next couple hours
14:14While we're on our supposed date?
14:19Yeah, probably go eat
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good
14:25What are you gonna do?
14:27Uh, same
14:28Probably grab a bite to eat
14:30Maybe hit a bookstore
14:32Well, that's just silly
14:34I mean
14:35Why don't we go together?
14:38Sure
14:40Sounds good
14:41Okay
14:50So tell me
14:52Why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl
14:56I always wanted to wear the dress
14:58Be the bride
15:00Yeah
15:00Have my happy ending
15:04And then
15:05I eloped with Andy
15:08And he had an affair
15:12Then we got a divorce
15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support
15:17My roof is leaking
15:20My car is useless
15:22And I work in a diner
15:24So
15:26Best laid plans, I guess
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue
15:40I would tell him that you're a friend of mine
15:41Thank you
15:43Yeah, of course
15:43I will
15:49Should probably get back from our date
15:52Soon
15:54Split the bill
15:54Yeah, sure
15:56Split the bill
16:00Check, please
16:01Hey, Bernard
16:11This is Justin
16:12You're gonna be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James
16:16Long story short
16:18Her ex is a piece of
16:19He won't pay child support
16:21And he works at Lestile
16:22But I can't fire him
16:23Unless he might sue
16:26Or he might figure out who I am
16:27So the least I can do is try to help
16:29Get some money back from this douchebag from her
16:31And she can't know who I am
16:33She thinks my name is George
16:34Thanks, ma'am
16:40Hey, Dino
16:41Yes, boss
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building
16:45Let's fix the roof on it
16:47Sure thing
16:48Oh, and while you're at it
16:48If you can buy her a car
16:50Nothing too fancy, though
16:51She's not that type of girl
16:53And keep everything anonymous
16:55You got it
16:56Thank you
16:56What's going on?
17:04Someone about the building
17:06They're putting on a new roof
17:08What?
17:08Oh, my God
17:10That's amazing, right?
17:26Lorda
17:36You got it
17:40I got it
17:41That's amazing, right?
17:41Amazing, correct
17:42Nah, I have to
17:43You get it
17:45But I have to
17:47Love another
17:50You got it
17:51That's amazing
17:51You got it
17:51I got it
17:52You got it
17:54I got it
17:55I got it
18:26National Grid, water.
18:30Dealing with that one.
18:34Oh, urgent.
18:45Oh.
18:47You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:53Delinquency of child support?
18:55Ha.
19:12Anyway...
19:15We need to talk.
19:28I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:30That's her address.
19:33Find me some dirt.
19:35I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am. You got it.
19:43Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Good luck.
19:56I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun. We should, um...
20:00We should do it again sometime.
20:02I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure. That'd be great.
20:12Well, good night.
20:15Good night.
20:17KolBERT
20:29Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:30Wait, what? Who?
20:31A big truck came today and dropped it off,
20:32Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what? Who?
20:38A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
20:48I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:57Oh, don't look at me. Look, it's got your name on it.
21:01Oh my god.
21:03It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:07They gave me this to you as well.
21:10I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:22What's 10 minus 4?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:27Dang.
21:31Oh, shoot.
21:33I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:35George, can you get it for me?
21:37Wellen's gonna call.
21:39Yeah, sure, no problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:43Look rightfully.
21:45You've gone through the darkness.
21:47Like thatpark, whenever you get all parts for me,
21:48and you'll close hi.
21:52I'mí• avec my visibility dot com.
21:54Gotta check that out so kuin su you know it all.
21:56You have to tell me!
21:57Let me see.
21:58You have to tell how to know about funny things that you say,
22:00you have to tell him and thinking.
22:01You only take the car by being in the room,
22:02but even if he knows everything that I can Roger,
22:04you can 47 minutes plus you can understand.
22:05Very quickly.
22:06Welly, even if you have to tell me how to show a tienen
22:08theysical corridor world,
22:09even if you're definitely not sharing romantic places you know it,
22:10Soебie has so many apps.
22:11Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:23Nothing. I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:41I think that we should practice kissing.
22:55I think that we should practice kissing.
23:01I think that would be a good idea.
23:11I think that would be a good idea.
23:41I think that would be a good idea.
24:03I think that's true.
24:06Oh, my God. George, wake up.
24:16The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:20Wait.
24:21Oh, okay, yeah.
24:21Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay.
24:34No, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go.
24:36Come on, finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We got to move.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:04Hi.
25:04So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:17I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:24Zip, zip, zilch, nada.
25:29How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug him.
25:32Ow, that hoot.
25:34Damn it.
25:37How dare she.
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay.
25:48This is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:01Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow, damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta...
26:10I mean...
26:11Ow!
26:12All right, all right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:17Good.
26:19Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:38There we go.
26:39We're fucked.
26:48Come on, Rev.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52Oh.
26:53Oh, hi.
26:55Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Look at me.
27:30Rev, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:36And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
27:39And it is.
27:41But Messi misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Thanks.
27:58Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:05And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:16I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:30Hey, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:58And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm actually with him now, so...
29:07With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:18Pretending to help Benji?
29:22I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:25Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew.
29:34Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go.
29:35Come on.
29:36Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't.
29:37I really fucking...
29:38I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:48And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52Hmm.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, hands up.
29:56Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:57Come on!
29:58Just...
29:58Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:03You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:12Listen, sorry.
30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money.
30:18Oh!
30:23Oh!
30:28Hey!
30:32Get gone, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:36Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:44Dino is my cousin.
30:46Yeah.
30:49But he called you Boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:57Yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:09Come on.
31:12Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:16I think it will really scare him.
31:17I, um...
31:18I, um...
31:20I...
31:21What?
31:24Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:28I think I would...
31:30Maybe...
31:31What's going on?
31:34I'm falling for you.
31:35I'm in love with you.
31:37No, you aren't.
31:38Yes, I am.
31:41And what's so wrong with that?
31:42Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:49Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:52Okay.
31:52The plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:54Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:59No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:07What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:11The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:17Yeah.
32:20Whatever, Delilah.
32:21I did.
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:25Oh!
32:28I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm gonna go.
32:36Oh.
32:37What?
32:49Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:52Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:53Man.
32:53Women are nothing but trouble.
32:57You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
33:02is not even what they wanted.
33:04And women are trouble.
33:05That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:08I'm sorry, man.
33:11No, it's fine.
33:12Dino, you should go home.
33:14Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:17Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:20Yes, sir.
33:21Yeah.
33:26It's gotta go in.
33:27You should go in.
33:43There's nothing in here.
34:13There's nothing in here.
34:43Tell me, what you got?
34:54I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there.
34:58He came out of nowhere.
35:00What?
35:04They've seen my face.
35:05I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing.
35:10Get out!
35:12I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should have saw it, the guy was.
35:16Idiot.
35:23Hey, sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:26What is it?
35:27What's wrong?
35:30Okay.
35:31I have to show you something.
35:34You can't laugh, okay?
35:36What?
35:37Of course.
35:38Anything for you, Boopie.
35:43What?
35:44Cher, they're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah, it will.
35:53Thank you, Boopie.
35:57Wow.
35:57Incredible.
35:58Thank you, Boopie.
36:28Boopie.
36:34Mama's in the mood.
36:40Boopie.
36:42Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:52Boopie.
36:56Boopie.
36:58Boopie.
37:05George, please call me.
37:26I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:35George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:49Benji misses you.
37:51I miss you.
37:53Call me.
38:05Fine.
38:13Barone, seven o'clock.
38:15This better be important.
38:21Listen.
38:23I really need to talk with you.
38:25Can we get a coffee?
38:27Just a coffee.
38:30Okay.
38:31Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:34See you then.
38:35Hey, Dino.
38:42Yes, boss.
38:44Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:46Can you follow Delilah?
38:47She's been acting a little strange.
38:49I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:51Consider it done.
38:57So what is this about?
39:01Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
39:03No.
39:04I've been thinking about us.
39:10Us.
39:12There is no us.
39:14But there is.
39:16There could be.
39:17When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:24We're a family.
39:25We're a family.
39:28We're the perfect family.
39:30You've got to be kidding me.
39:31How dare you?
39:36How dare you?
39:40How dare you?
39:43Sharon, boopy.
39:45This was not my idea.
39:47You're lying.
39:48You're trying to steal my man.
39:50I already told you.
39:51He's mine, you slut.
39:52Tell her.
39:54This was your idea.
39:55He wants us to get back together.
39:57Oh.
39:58I don't know what you're talking about.
40:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
40:02She said it was an emergency.
40:04Something about Benji.
40:05You coward.
40:07She grabbed my hand.
40:09She was begging me.
40:10It was pathetic.
40:11Take that, you slut.
40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:26You're a worm.
40:29And you're fucking crazy.
40:32And this man does not pay his child support.
40:36Okay.
40:37Okay.
40:41Boopy.
40:42Don't even start.
40:43What the hell is this?
40:44You're embarrassing me.
40:46It's disgusting.
40:46Let's go.
40:47Let's go.
40:48Come on.
40:55Hey.
40:58Hey.
40:59Thank you for meeting with me.
41:01I'm happy to see you.
41:04Yeah.
41:05What do you want, Delilah?
41:06I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
41:19Look, I was wrong.
41:22I...
41:23What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake, and I was confused.
41:28What do you mean you were confused?
41:30I was dinner last night with Andy.
41:34I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:40How do you know about that?
41:42Ah.
41:43So you did have dinner with him, and you held hands.
41:47How romantic.
41:48Oh, my God.
41:49Did you have me followed?
41:51You're not even denying it.
41:53Oh, God.
41:55I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:59Yeah.
41:59And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
42:05Right.
42:06Yeah, right.
42:07And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings for you.
42:12But now I realize I was wrong.
42:15You're just an asshole.
42:19And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:25I hope I never have to see you again.
42:36Jesus Christ.
42:45Mom?
42:46Yeah, hon?
42:47Can I ask you a personal question?
42:50Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:55Where's George?
42:57George.
42:59You heard me.
43:00Where's George?
43:03Um...
43:04Didn't he have a fight?
43:07Well...
43:08Did he break up?
43:09Sometimes grown-ups, they...
43:19They have to make decisions.
43:23Well, it's okay.
43:24You broke up.
43:25Don't worry about it.
43:27I'm used to it.
43:29I'm sorry, Benji.
43:32I really am.
43:34I'm sorry.
43:34What's in your car, George?
43:57Thank you for meeting with me.
43:59Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
44:02Um, are you here alone?
44:03Yeah, I snuck out.
44:05Mom's a rocker.
44:06Roland fell asleep on the couch.
44:07He does it every time.
44:09Don't tell mom.
44:11Okay.
44:12I want to talk about mom.
44:15Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:19Mom was being super sad.
44:22And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:24You know she loves you, right?
44:26Wait, what?
44:28I can tell.
44:31Benji, it's not what you think.
44:32Look, look.
44:35Your mom hired me to...
44:36I know you've been pretending.
44:38What?
44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:41so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:45Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:47But...
44:47And you love her, too.
44:48But there's...
44:49So I'd like the two of you to establish an anagans
44:51and please get back together.
44:54Deal?
44:58Deal.
44:58Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
45:03What?
45:04What?
45:05I'm...
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex
45:07had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style show
45:10and I couldn't use them and get them to me!
45:14What?
45:15Wait, that is, like, huge.
45:17Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
45:20How are you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:24And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:28And guess who's going to be my date?
45:31Who?
45:31You silly!
45:32What?
45:33Yeah!
45:39Wait, those are my designs.
45:42What?
45:43Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:45You see?
45:45Oh my God, they do!
45:47We have to go.
46:10Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:15There they are.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen,
46:23before we end this magical show,
46:25we have a very special treat.
46:27Today, after years of secrecy,
46:29Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
46:34founder, and primary designer.
46:36Oh my God.
46:39We're fucked.
46:41Oh my God.
46:42Ladies and gentlemen,
46:45please put your hands together for none other than
46:47Justin Fitzgerald.
46:59Isn't that...
47:00Yes.
47:01George.
47:10Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah.
47:12He gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah.
47:18He gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:21Not a secret, Milo.
47:23A surprise.
47:24Yeah.
47:24You should have lost entry.
47:26Kill Benji.
47:27Wow.
47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:32You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:35Oh my God.
47:36Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:42And the truth is...
47:44I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:52The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:58Holy fuck.
48:00Damn it.
48:01This isn't fair.
48:03So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:31Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:53Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
49:08Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:13Oh.
49:15Ready?
49:15Oh.
49:23Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:40Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:57What?
50:00Yes.
50:01You will?
50:02I will.
50:03You will.
50:10The clothing is disgusting.
50:19Terrible.
50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:28No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:40I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love, but in the end, I learned it's
50:49not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy, proving that sometimes
50:57the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
51:00You are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and you are under arrest for delinquency of child support, and
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