00:00At 50, we're no longer jealous.
00:01We can't.
00:04Too risky. Oh well, of course.
00:06Too dangerous. We can't just throw an old-fashioned jealousy fit.
00:09which would begin with the famous sentence
00:11"But what does she have that I don't?"
00:13Oh no!
00:16No, no, because we know she has nothing more, eh.
00:21She's 20 years younger, though, so...
00:23You're calm, huh?
00:24And then, we can't even spy on your cell phones, we're presbyopic.
00:30So I can't read the texts behind your response, I see things blurry.
00:36No, I want to tell you that you type "Merry Christmas, Mom!"
00:38or “I’ll eat your ass, Véronique!”
00:41Sorry, but for me, it's the same message at this distance.
00:44The same.
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