00:00Oh, if it isn't pretty!
00:28Oh, Percy, you don't know how lucky you are never to have had children.
00:35They're such a trial.
00:39That always burns her up.
00:43You know, Junior scratched a little today for the first time.
00:49Wonderful! He'll be crowing next thing you know.
00:52Don't touch my child. What the very idea. The nerve of her.
00:57Why doesn't she have her own children?
00:59Oh, my dear, she'd never land a man.
01:02She's too much of a D-R-I-P, if you know what I mean.
01:07I had a cousin the same way.
01:09Now, that old hound dog is an awful pest.
01:14He barks so much, I get no rest.
01:18Homely as an old mud fence.
01:20That old hound dog just got no sense.
01:23Oh, doggy.
01:25You're gonna get your lumps.
01:26Oh, doggy.
01:28You're gonna get some bumps.
01:29Oh, doggy.
01:30Huh?
01:31Now, I say, now, what's that skinny old hound doing up on the barn?
01:35Huh?
01:36She must have flipped her wig and think she's a weathervane.
01:43Wham-a-doodle!
01:44She's jumped off.
01:45What's the odd, I say, what's the odd day of diving in no water?
01:54Your diving's okay, but you just gotta have water.
01:58Any of this sifting through that little sun bonnet of yours?
02:01Yes.
02:01She reminds, I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride.
02:12A little light in the belfry.
02:14Now, where was, oh, yes.
02:17Oh, doggy.
02:18Da-do-dee-dee-doo-da.
02:20Oh, doggy.
02:21Do-do-dee-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
02:25Ah!
02:26Ah!
02:26Ah!
02:27Ah!
02:28Ah!
02:29Ah!
02:30Ah!
02:30Ah!
02:31Ah!
02:31Ah!
02:31That dog just can't take it.
02:41Wait a minute.
02:42Wait a minute, sister.
02:44Turn off your fandango.
02:47Are you, I say, are you by any chance looking at me as a matrimonial prospect?
02:53Yeah!
02:55Well, cross me off your list, gal.
02:58I belong to Bachelors Anonymous.
03:00So turn your damper down, gal.
03:02Get yourself a hobby.
03:04Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas.
03:07No curves.
03:09Bow, arse, bow, arse, bow, arse, bow, arse, bow, bow, wow.
03:25Making all these goodies is getting you no place, gal.
03:28The weight of my heart through my stomach has a detour sign on it.
03:32Pay attention, gal.
03:34I keep throwing them, I keep throwing them and you keep missing them.
03:36Can't you take a hint?
03:38Yeah.
03:42I know, I know I'm a heel.
03:44But it was the only way to get rid of her for keeps.
03:46Hey, sister, if you want to land that big lug, you're going about it the wrong way.
03:53You've got to play hard to get.
03:55Yes?
03:56Since I'd like to see that rooster hitched to you, I'll help you out.
04:00But you've got to do as I told you.
04:02Now listen.
04:03Here comes that little old gal who's nuts about me.
04:14I'll give her a big fat thrill today.
04:16I'll say hello.
04:18I'll say hello.
04:21She passed, I'll say she passed me by.
04:23Oh, no, she just didn't see me.
04:25I'll say it again.
04:28Hello.
04:29I've been, I say, I've been snubbed.
04:33She must have another fella.
04:34I'd better check on this.
04:37Uh-oh, here he comes.
04:39I love yous.
04:41I'll buy you jewels.
04:43We'll travel.
04:44Why, that no good love thief.
04:46Get your hand, I say, get your hands off of her, you interloping snake in the grass.
04:51This gal loves me.
04:52I'm marrying this gal.
04:54I'm marrying this gal.
04:56Oh, no, you're not.
04:58Oh, yes, I am.
05:04Why, Prissy, they're fighting over you.
05:07Ooh.
05:11Come on, gal.
05:13Let's go before he wakes up.
05:14I'll show him he can't beat my time.
05:20I now pronounce you rooster and hen.
05:24I won.
05:24I won.
05:25Yes.
05:29Hey, there must have been some way I could have lost.
05:32I'll see you next time.
