00:00In today's Firebreak Auxiliary Safety Training, we'll be tiptoeing into the wondrous world of threshold breaches and exogenic mass.
00:20But first, three fast facts about the mass. Fast.
00:25Fast fact number one. Exogenic mass is pink.
00:29Fast fact two. Although the definition of exogenic often means something formed on the surface of the Earth, here, the FBC is relying on its other definition, which is something formed outside of a system, and in this case, the system we're talking about being outside of is basically Earth, or at least its dimension.
00:49Fast fact three. Exogenic mass doesn't like our attempts to remove it, so if you allow it to form on your body, it will try to make you explode.
00:59Got it? Okay, let's join some firebreakers at the site of the breach in research to watch what happens when they become faced with a serious jobsite safety decision.
01:09Wow! I haven't seen this much pink in one place since watching a game of that sports team I like whose uniforms are all pink. How about you, Alex?
01:27The same, Alex. Let's make sure to keep our distance. Much like the speed of the athlete from that popular sports team you referenced, this stuff is explosive.
01:39Keeping your distance from volatile substances on the job site. Really good thinking there, Alex's.
01:55But I wonder what could have happened if Dave had been in charge.
02:01Oh, look at all this pink. Pink is the color of lame dolls, and the only crayon I never use. I'm gonna go get it, and bring it to a trash can, because it's trash, and that's where trash goes.
02:20Wow, you really hate pink, Dave, and that's okay, but I don't think we should touch it.
02:26Stop trying to protect the trash.
02:29Come out of your trash!
02:32Ugh, Dave! Look out! Hiss!
02:36That's so funny, I'm dead!
02:45Whoa, I'm dying. Fire's wrong.
02:51Ahh, woof. Well, at least he was right about one thing.
02:56Pink! Thanks, but no thanks.
03:00So ev-
03:01Oh, sorry. Sorry.
03:04So remember, everyone, when job site danger calls, be an Alex, not a Dave.
03:26Oh, sorry.
03:33Oh, sorry.
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