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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth, you set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher?
00:00:30You're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've got to go.
00:00:37They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56What was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:58We done here?
00:01:01Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:09No!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:12Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:17You were the best.
00:01:19You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:26Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:41What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:44Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:49What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:52I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:54This isn't working out.
00:01:55But...
00:01:55But...
00:01:56Take care, Monique.
00:02:05What am I doing?
00:02:14So, I tell him.
00:02:17Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:19That's an okra.
00:02:21Like, seriously?
00:02:23So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:26I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:31How about you and I...
00:02:33Um, you're...
00:02:34Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:36Be right back.
00:02:40So, I was thinking...
00:02:42How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:46Sorry.
00:02:47I'll be right back.
00:02:56Oh, damn it.
00:03:03Shit.
00:03:04I'm so sorry.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08Oh, my God.
00:03:09Asher?
00:03:10Oh, yeah.
00:03:10What are you doing?
00:03:11Oh, you're chowing my sorrows, you?
00:03:14Hey.
00:03:15Do you want me to grab a drink?
00:03:17Sure.
00:03:18It looks fun.
00:03:23How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:26Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:29We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:31Pinky spray?
00:03:33Pinky spray.
00:03:34Friends forever.
00:03:35Stop doing that.
00:03:40We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:42Pinky spray?
00:03:44Pinky spray.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:47Stop doing that.
00:03:56Oh, what about work?
00:03:58I actually just started a new job.
00:04:00I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:01Small world.
00:04:02You're our biggest client.
00:04:03Mm.
00:04:05No way.
00:04:06Wait, what do you do?
00:04:07I work at a software development startup.
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:13That's cool.
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22What?
00:04:23What about your love life?
00:04:25Oh, my God.
00:04:27Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:29A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:33Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:40Stop it.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43Hey, we're friends.
00:04:44Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:49Sex ruins everything.
00:04:52Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:53Hey, everybody.
00:04:55I believe that I've lived in my life.
00:05:05Oh, man.
00:05:10I swear.
00:05:15Oh, man.
00:05:15I've talked a lot.
00:05:16I swear.
00:05:17He's lost.
00:05:18I swear.
00:05:19You're alone.
00:05:19I swear.
00:05:19I swear.
00:05:19I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:46I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:53I have that effect on women.
00:05:55I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:02Thanks.
00:06:04I think.
00:06:07Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:13Friends forever?
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:17Friends forever.
00:06:19Friends forever.
00:06:21Friends forever.
00:06:51Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:07:21Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:07:36Let's do that again.
00:07:40Ah.
00:07:50Ah.
00:07:51Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey.
00:08:08That means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10No.
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because.
00:08:20Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fox.
00:08:25But still.
00:08:27But still.
00:08:28Sex without strings.
00:08:34You do you, I do me.
00:08:37And we do each other.
00:08:42Interesting.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:50Salt.
00:08:54And benefits.
00:08:55You.
00:08:55You.
00:08:57You.
00:08:57You.
00:08:57And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:27Hello, ladies.
00:09:31Asher?
00:09:35You two know each other?
00:09:37Yeah, uh, we know each other from college.
00:09:42He's one of my best friends.
00:09:43What are you doing here?
00:09:45He's here to see my father.
00:09:47Wait, what?
00:09:48Daddy owns the company.
00:09:50I know.
00:09:51I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:54Clearly.
00:09:55Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later.
00:10:00You too.
00:10:05Oh, what a man.
00:10:17What's this?
00:10:25Article 1.
00:10:29Nobody knows.
00:10:31It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:33Good point.
00:10:37At a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:40Article 3.
00:10:42Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:44Agreed.
00:10:46Article 4.
00:10:47Article 5.
00:10:56Once one party sleeps with another person,
00:10:59the agreement is over.
00:11:02I don't like that one.
00:11:04Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:08Fine.
00:11:09And finally.
00:11:17Friends first.
00:11:19Friends first.
00:11:30Let's see.
00:11:31Let's see.
00:11:31Let's see.
00:11:31Let's see.
00:12:35Will you go out with me?
00:12:40What?
00:12:41On a date.
00:12:43Will you go on a date with me?
00:12:46A real one.
00:12:48No.
00:12:53What?
00:12:54I mean, no, the contract.
00:12:58Forget the contract.
00:13:00No, friends first.
00:13:01Remember?
00:13:03Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:06Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:23Friends first?
00:13:33Friends first.
00:13:36So, see you at seven tonight?
00:13:48Yes, you will.
00:13:48He asked me out.
00:14:04He asked me out.
00:14:05Breathe, Beth.
00:14:07Breathe.
00:14:07I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:10On Asher?
00:14:11Yes.
00:14:12He asked you out?
00:14:14Yes.
00:14:15On a date?
00:14:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:17Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:19Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:20You can give me some tips.
00:14:23Oh.
00:14:24Um.
00:14:26Yeah, okay.
00:14:27I gotta go.
00:14:28Getting a money-petti ready for the big fight.
00:14:30I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:34Bye.
00:14:44Where was he born?
00:14:45Philadelphia.
00:14:47Philadelphia.
00:14:49Favorite food?
00:14:49He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:14:56Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:14:59I like your pen.
00:15:01I've never seen that color before.
00:15:02Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:04It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:07Cool.
00:15:08What about sports?
00:15:11Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:13On your date.
00:15:15I can't do that.
00:15:16If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:17he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:19Mary.
00:15:22You got a problem with that?
00:15:29Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:33Me and Asher?
00:15:36No.
00:15:37No, no, no.
00:15:38Never.
00:15:38He's...
00:15:39No.
00:15:40No, no, no.
00:15:40Never.
00:15:41He's...
00:15:41We're...
00:15:42We're friends.
00:15:44We're best friends.
00:15:46Good.
00:15:47By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:49Where'd you get it?
00:15:50Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:15:52It's super cute.
00:15:54Okay, let's carry on.
00:15:55Uh, siblings?
00:15:56And being an only child.
00:16:03I was an only child as well.
00:16:04Really?
00:16:05Cool.
00:16:07Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:08my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:10I was born in Philly.
00:16:13Shut up.
00:16:14It's my favorite city.
00:16:16Where was the school?
00:16:19Um, I...
00:16:21Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:25How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:33That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:39I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:46I had a wonderful time.
00:16:49I really hope we can do this again.
00:16:52That would be great.
00:16:55Good night.
00:16:58Oh, my.
00:17:00Okay, thank you?
00:17:04Listen.
00:17:06I should really head out.
00:17:10Uh, take care.
00:17:11Why don't you come up?
00:17:14And I will fuck you.
00:17:16It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:18Oh, my God.
00:17:19Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:23Why?
00:17:25Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:29I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:31No, no, no.
00:17:32It, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:33It's just...
00:17:35Sex ruins everything.
00:17:38Let's wait.
00:17:39So, it can be perfect.
00:17:42Yeah?
00:17:46Yes.
00:17:50Okay.
00:17:52Toodles.
00:17:53Beth?
00:18:01It was nice.
00:18:03We have a lot in common.
00:18:07Are you jealous?
00:18:11No.
00:18:11Did you, um...
00:18:16Did you sleep together?
00:18:20No.
00:18:21But not...
00:18:22She's an animal.
00:18:27Oh, God.
00:18:28Stop it.
00:18:30Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:33If you don't...
00:18:34Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:37I want to wait.
00:18:38Just in case she is the one.
00:18:42You never know.
00:18:49I'm never getting married.
00:18:53I'm ready to settle down.
00:18:54You do you.
00:19:02To each his own.
00:19:04Agreed.
00:19:05Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:06Maybe.
00:19:06Give it back.
00:19:07Give it back.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:09Mm-mm.
00:19:09It's not fun.
00:19:12It's my strawberry.
00:19:13All right.
00:19:20That was rude.
00:19:24Leanne Lamont, you do not...
00:19:54have feelings for Asher.
00:19:57You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:00True love does not exist.
00:20:03You will only get hurt.
00:20:05He is your friend.
00:20:07Don't blow it.
00:20:09Friendship first.
00:20:11Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:17True love does not exist.
00:20:19You will only get hurt.
00:20:21He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:23And you're first
00:20:26They am alone
00:20:53Hey
00:20:59Shit
00:21:00I'm so sorry
00:21:03My bad, my fault
00:21:05Hang on
00:21:06You got a tissue
00:21:10Here, let me
00:21:15Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:17Stop cock-plucking me
00:21:18Oh, I didn't realize
00:21:20Hey, Asher
00:21:22Eric
00:21:24Okay
00:21:27Well, see you guys later
00:21:30Here
00:21:34Thank you
00:21:35I'm Leanne, by the way
00:21:40I'm Eric
00:21:41That was fun
00:21:51Yeah, was that fun
00:21:53Or was Eric fun?
00:21:57Both
00:21:58Okay
00:21:59You gotta watch out for him
00:22:00He's a player
00:22:01So what?
00:22:04Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:06No, that's not what I'm saying
00:22:07Oh my God
00:22:10Are you jealous?
00:22:13No, I'm not jealous
00:22:14Why would I be jealous?
00:22:15We're friends with benefits
00:22:16Remember?
00:22:19Yeah
00:22:20You don't have to be a dick about it
00:22:22Okay, I'm not being a dick
00:22:24You're just making another bad choice
00:22:26I can handle myself
00:22:30I can handle myself
00:22:31Yeah, fine
00:22:32Be that way
00:22:33You know, maybe things are getting too complicated
00:22:39Maybe we need to end this
00:22:43Arrangement
00:22:45Maybe you're so shut down
00:22:48That you can only date asshole men
00:22:51Maybe you should go fuck yourself
00:22:57Maybe I will
00:23:00Yes
00:23:03Flubs for Mrs. Lynn Lambert
00:23:13That's me
00:23:15Oh my God
00:23:16Thank you
00:23:17I'm Eric
00:23:22What are you doing here?
00:23:31Had a meeting with Best Dad
00:23:32Mr. Merrick?
00:23:37Yes
00:23:38They're nice
00:23:42Listen
00:23:46I'm really sorry about last night
00:23:50I was out of line
00:23:51No
00:23:53No
00:23:53No, I was out of line
00:23:55I'm so sorry about the slap
00:24:02Oh my God
00:24:03Yeah, I deserved it
00:24:07Friends forever?
00:24:13Friends forever
00:24:15Dinner later?
00:24:20Sounds awesome
00:24:21Someone's on a good mood
00:24:42Oh, it's just
00:24:44I'm just so happy
00:24:46You know, Leanne
00:24:48I think I like Asher a lot
00:24:51I think he could be the one
00:24:54Oh
00:24:55I think I'm falling in love
00:24:58You've only just started dating
00:25:00Have you ever had a connection
00:25:02that's just so deep
00:25:05so immediate
00:25:06that you just know?
00:25:08Yeah
00:25:10That's awesome
00:25:13You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex
00:25:18He says he wants to build a strong foundation first
00:25:22I hope you aren't jealous
00:25:25Oh, no
00:25:28I don't know
00:25:30I just want him to be happy
00:25:32By the way
00:25:33By the way, I love your lipstick
00:25:34It's so unique
00:25:35What color is it?
00:25:38Paris pink
00:25:39I love it
00:25:40Anyway, gotta go
00:25:42Toodles
00:25:43Why are you so down?
00:25:54What's wrong?
00:25:57Nothing
00:25:57Famous last words
00:26:00Is it attic?
00:26:04Of course not
00:26:05How's Beth?
00:26:07By the way
00:26:07She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her
00:26:10Yeah, you never know
00:26:12Give me your hand
00:26:16I'll tell you what's gonna happen
00:26:18Come on
00:26:19Okay
00:26:20Okay
00:26:22This
00:26:23Is your lifeline
00:26:25It's long
00:26:27So you have a nice long life
00:26:29Okay
00:26:31This
00:26:31Is your headline
00:26:33For wisdom
00:26:34And
00:26:35Looks like you have done some stupid things
00:26:40And
00:26:43This
00:26:44Is your love line
00:26:45So you've got a rocky beginning
00:26:48Over here
00:26:49But you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:10Do you want to go home and fuck?
00:27:19Great idea
00:27:20You have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:21You have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:22You have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:23And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:24And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:25And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:26And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:27And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:28And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:29And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:30And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:31And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:32And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:33And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:34And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:35And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:36And you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:27:37I don't know.
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:14Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:20Do you have a key?
00:28:26I don't know.
00:28:27I don't know.
00:28:28I don't know.
00:28:33Oh, nice trick.
00:28:50Right?
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52Who is that?
00:28:56I have no idea.
00:28:59Hello?
00:29:00Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:04My front door.
00:29:16That's...
00:29:17How could you?
00:29:21Beth!
00:29:22Wait, Beth!
00:29:23Oh, fuck.
00:29:24What have I done?
00:29:26What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:28Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32What are you doing?
00:29:33I'm leaving.
00:29:34I'm getting dressed.
00:29:35I'm going.
00:29:36I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:37I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:38You didn't do anything.
00:29:39It was me.
00:29:40I fucked up.
00:29:41You said it wasn't serious.
00:29:42It wasn't.
00:29:43It isn't.
00:29:44It doesn't matter.
00:29:45I fucked up.
00:29:46Whatever it is.
00:29:47It was.
00:29:48I fucked it up, okay?
00:29:49I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:29:52I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:29:55Yeah.
00:29:56Yeah.
00:29:57Friends first?
00:29:58Yeah.
00:29:59No.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:01No.
00:30:02You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:03It wasn't.
00:30:04It doesn't matter.
00:30:05I fucked up.
00:30:06Whatever it is.
00:30:07It was.
00:30:08I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:11I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:14Yeah.
00:30:16Friends first?
00:30:21Hunts first?
00:30:27Hunts first.
00:30:42Hey, Beth.
00:30:43Go away!
00:30:45I need to talk to you.
00:30:53I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:30:56You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:00No, no. It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:02It was a stupid game. Friends with benefits.
00:31:04But it's over now, okay? I promise.
00:31:06Do you love her?
00:31:15Of course not.
00:31:16Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:19Really?
00:31:21Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:25You and me.
00:31:27Please, give me another chance.
00:31:31I suppose.
00:31:38I suppose.
00:31:41Okay.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:44Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:31:58Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:00I'm so confused.
00:32:02Friends forever, remember?
00:32:04Eric, hi.
00:32:11I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:14I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:17I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:21Asher, Asher, it's me. I haven't heard from you in like four hours. What's going on? Are you with Leigh-Anne? Call me!
00:32:36Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:32:53I'll leave you alone now.
00:32:55If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:06It's Eric. Leave a message.
00:33:22Hey, Eric. Um...
00:33:26I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:31Asher? Asher, where are you? Why won't you call me back? I know you're with her. You lied to me!
00:33:40Okay. Miss you. Call me. Bye.
00:33:48Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:33:52Uh, listen. I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but...
00:33:58Maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:01I'll call you when I can.
00:34:03I'll call you when I know you're on the other side.
00:34:04I'll call you when I can get to know you, and I'll call you when you're on the other side.
00:34:13Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:34:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:34:32to love
00:34:38wait
00:34:42love sucks
00:34:44okay
00:34:47I think we had enough
00:34:50how about we had a bag of the mud
00:34:54fabulous
00:34:58easy
00:35:28a lot of good you did me
00:35:32wow
00:35:34wow
00:35:36wow
00:35:38wow
00:35:40wow
00:35:46wow
00:35:50wow
00:35:52wow
00:35:54wow
00:35:56I'm just so happy to see you again
00:36:04yeah I'm sorry I've been aloof
00:36:06just been going through some stuff
00:36:07you want to talk about it baby
00:36:09no that's okay
00:36:09just life
00:36:10is it Leanne?
00:36:12I don't want to talk about Leanne
00:36:14you know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy
00:36:17I thought she wasn't into Eric
00:36:20well when I was out and about this morning
00:36:22I saw her leaving Eric's apartment
00:36:24and would look like her clothes from last night
00:36:28no way
00:36:29she would never
00:36:30he's a knob
00:36:31which is why
00:36:33I grabbed a photo
00:36:37I guess she's not the same you think she is
00:36:41is it the same?
00:36:53and I guess she is
00:36:54oh
00:36:55I guess she is
00:36:56I just
00:36:56I am
00:36:57I guess she is
00:36:59I am
00:36:59I am
00:37:00I am
00:37:00I am
00:37:01I am
00:37:02I am
00:37:03I am
00:38:22What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:26Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:28Hey, your best isn't good enough. He causes the game.
00:38:33Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:34Don't tell you what to do, woman.
00:38:36She can handle herself.
00:38:38Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:40Look at the loser.
00:38:43It's so embarrassing.
00:38:47Fucking prick.
00:38:49Come here.
00:38:52Come on.
00:39:10Come here.
00:39:17Come here.
00:39:23Come here.
00:39:31Come here.
00:40:03Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:08I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:11We only just got back together.
00:40:14Beth, we were never together.
00:40:17I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:20You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:23Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:27I'm so sorry, I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:30You're fired.
00:40:32You can't fire me.
00:40:34I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:37I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:39You can't.
00:40:40She'll sue.
00:40:42Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:46And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:53Shit.
00:41:14Shit.
00:41:16I don't know.
00:41:46I don't know.
00:42:16I don't know.
00:42:46I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:14Then how do you explain these tips?
00:43:16I don't know.
00:43:17I didn't send it.
00:43:19You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:24I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:28I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:31Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:33You're my lover.
00:43:34You're my best friend.
00:43:36Clearly not.
00:43:37I am not a cheater.
00:43:42I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up
00:43:45over this, then fine.
00:43:46I do.
00:43:53I do.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:57I do.
00:43:59I do.
00:44:12I do.
00:44:13I do.
00:44:13I do.
00:44:14I don't know.
00:44:44Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:49Or both. Thoughts?
00:44:53Please, don't marry her.
00:44:56You don't love her.
00:44:58You're rebounding.
00:45:05I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:10A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:14They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:39We get along because it turns out that they both have the same...
00:45:44Oh, my God.
00:45:50Hello.
00:45:51You
00:46:06Did you get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome. I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you
00:46:14And there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:16Sure
00:46:21You
00:46:37Have got to end this friendship once and for all
00:46:39You are gone Leanne Lamont
00:46:51Once I'm done with this he is never gonna want to see you again
00:46:55Ever
00:47:03Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated
00:47:07Effective now
00:47:09Wait what?
00:47:11What?
00:47:13Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors
00:47:17Who's the source?
00:47:19Oh
00:47:23Oh my god
00:47:25Why would she do this?
00:47:27Lovers scorned I suppose
00:47:29No it's not true this will ruin me
00:47:31You know Asha
00:47:33I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend
00:47:37But you never speak to me again
00:47:39So I'm stuck with you
00:47:43Mr. Fallon
00:47:45I swear this isn't true
00:47:47It doesn't matter at this point
00:47:49It's already in the trades
00:47:51You're toxic Asha
00:47:53Nobody will touch you
00:47:55So now you get your ass out of my office
00:47:59Asher?
00:48:09Bitch
00:48:10What?
00:48:11You jealous bitch
00:48:13What are you doing?
00:48:15What are you?
00:48:16I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday
00:48:18So you got jealous and decided to ruin me
00:48:20Honey?
00:48:22What are you talking about?
00:48:24I would never try to ruin you
00:48:26Old job well done
00:48:28Okay, let's just figure this out
00:48:30Stay away from me
00:48:32Asher
00:48:34If you're one of my best friends
00:48:36We are not friends
00:48:38Okay, we are nothing
00:48:40Stay away from me
00:48:42Don't contact me
00:48:43Don't speak to me
00:48:44Don't look at me
00:48:52You are dead to me
00:48:58Don't look at me
00:49:06You are dead to me
00:49:08I'm dead to me
00:49:10You are dead to me
00:49:12I'm dead to me
00:49:14I'm dead to me
00:49:15I'm dead to me
00:51:46Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:51:58I didn't write this.
00:51:59I didn't write this.
00:52:29Come on, come on, I'm sure.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:35Come on.
00:52:41Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:42Beth?
00:52:44Beth?
00:53:10Okay.
00:53:11And the other...
00:53:53Oh, my God.
00:54:15She's insane.
00:54:17What are you doing here?
00:54:19Beth.
00:54:23You set me up.
00:54:26You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:29I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:34And I won.
00:54:37You stay away from me.
00:54:40You're insane.
00:54:44I'll scream.
00:54:45Nobody will hear you.
00:54:52Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:54:59I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:01I promise, Beth.
00:55:03Okay?
00:55:04You and Asher are...
00:55:07You're a great couple.
00:55:08He loves you.
00:55:13Why don't I just go away?
00:55:15I'll move.
00:55:17I'll quit my job.
00:55:18Just...
00:55:19Please.
00:55:20Beth.
00:55:22Don't hurt me.
00:55:24Okay?
00:55:25I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:26But you've got to go.
00:55:33I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:41But you've got to go.
00:55:42Oh, my God.
00:55:43No.
00:55:45I can't...
00:55:46I can't...
00:55:47I can't...
00:55:47I can't...
00:55:48I can't...
00:55:48I can't...
00:55:49I can't...
00:55:50I can't...
00:55:50I can't...
00:55:50I can't...
00:55:51I can't...
00:55:51I can't...
00:55:52I can't...
00:55:52I can't...
00:55:53I can't...
00:55:53I can't...
00:55:54I can't...
00:55:55I can't...
00:55:55I can't...
00:55:55I can't...
00:55:56I can't...
00:55:56I can't...
00:55:57I can't...
00:55:57I can't...
00:55:58I can't...
00:55:58I can't...
00:55:59I can't...
00:55:59I can't...
00:56:00I can't...
00:56:00I can't...
00:56:01I can't...
00:56:01I can't...
00:56:02I can't...
00:56:02I can't...
00:56:03I can't...
00:56:04I can't...
00:56:05I don't know.
00:56:35Don't bother.
00:56:59That pipe's in there good.
00:57:01You're not going anywhere.
00:57:05You're crazy.
00:57:07You're never getting away with it.
00:57:09Oh, but I will.
00:57:10See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:13And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:15And when I get back...
00:57:17I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:23You bitch.
00:57:28You bitch.
00:57:37Toodles!
00:57:38I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:42I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:44I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:46I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:48I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:49I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:50I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:51I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:52I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:53I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:54I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:55I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:56I'm going to go on our honeymoon.
00:57:57I don't know.
00:58:27I don't know.
00:58:57I don't know.
00:59:28no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on, come on, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:39Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
00:59:53Stop.
00:59:56Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:04Stop.
01:00:04What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:10What's going on, Beth?
01:00:12Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:16Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:20Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:27What? It's completely absurd.
01:00:33Is this true?
01:00:34Oh, she's crazy. Security!
01:00:37She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:44Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:00:50Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:00:58Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:02Beth, how could you?
01:01:05I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:07Get off me!
01:01:13I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:16Don't do it!
01:01:20Hey!
01:01:20No!
01:01:21No!
01:01:21No!
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01:01:48You okay?
01:01:50Yeah, I think so.
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:55God!
01:01:56Someone grab a chair.
01:02:02Babe.
01:02:03Hey.
01:02:04Wake up, babe.
01:02:05Baby, wake up.
01:02:06Baby.
01:02:07Hey.
01:02:08Wake up.
01:02:09Wake up, baby.
01:02:10Leanne.
01:02:13Asher.
01:02:14Yes, it's me.
01:02:15And it's all over.
01:02:18I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:24I'm more sorry.
01:02:26You saved me.
01:02:27You're my hero.
01:02:33I'm sure I love you.
01:02:35I love you, Leanne.
01:02:43Let me help you.
01:02:45Come on.
01:02:48Uh, but...
01:02:52Before I take you to the hospital,
01:02:54I have a question to ask you.
01:03:04Will you marry me?
01:03:06Yes.
01:03:07Yes.
01:03:08Yes.
01:03:09Yes.
01:03:10Yes.
01:03:11Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:18They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:20But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:24More than 100% of me now is things need to change like the body.
01:03:30One more just needs to change.
01:03:31Will it buy more clean to it?
01:03:33Can I buy more and психicrys if I wake up?
01:03:34And it'll make everything better.
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