- 7/8/2025
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00:00:00Oh, my God.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:24I can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher?
00:00:29You're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've got to go.
00:00:37They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56What was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:58We done here?
00:01:01Yeah.
00:01:02I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09No!
00:01:13Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:17You're the best.
00:01:19You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:21Awesome.
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:26Lonnie.
00:01:27We need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:41What?
00:01:41This isn't working out.
00:01:44Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:48I can't do this anymore.
00:01:50What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:52I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:53This isn't working out.
00:01:55But, but...
00:01:56Take care, Monique.
00:01:57What am I doing?
00:02:14So, I tell her...
00:02:17Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:19That's an okra.
00:02:20Like, seriously?
00:02:22So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:26I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:31How about you and I...
00:02:33Um, you're...
00:02:34Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:36Be right back.
00:02:40So, I was thinking...
00:02:42How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:46Sorry.
00:02:47I'll be right back.
00:02:52Oh, damn it.
00:03:03Shit.
00:03:04I'm so sorry.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08Oh, my God.
00:03:09Asher?
00:03:10Oh, yeah.
00:03:10What are you doing?
00:03:11Oh, you're drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:14Damn.
00:03:15Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:17Sure.
00:03:18Sure.
00:03:18Let's go on.
00:03:22How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:26Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:29We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:31Pinky swear?
00:03:33Pinky swear.
00:03:34Friends forever.
00:03:35Stop doing that.
00:03:40We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:42Pinky swear?
00:03:44Pinky swear.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:46Friends forever.
00:03:47Stop doing that.
00:03:56Oh, what about work?
00:03:57I actually just started a new job.
00:04:00I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:01Small world.
00:04:02They're our biggest client.
00:04:03Hmm.
00:04:04No way.
00:04:06Wait, what do you do?
00:04:07I work at a software development startup.
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:13That's cool.
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:22What?
00:04:22What about your love life?
00:04:25Oh, my God.
00:04:27Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:29A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:33Cheers, mate.
00:04:33How about we?
00:04:40Stop it.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43Hey, we're friends.
00:04:44Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:49Sex ruins everything.
00:04:52Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:53You're right.
00:04:54Yeah, I suppose you're left.
00:04:54I know.
00:04:55I tell you, I'm not.
00:04:57I'm not.
00:04:58I'm not.
00:04:59I'm not.
00:05:00I'm not.
00:05:01I'm attack.
00:05:05Too late orep.
00:05:06Oh, my God.
00:05:07Oh, my God.
00:05:08I know.
00:05:09I know.
00:05:09I know.
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:17loop.
00:05:18I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:46I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:50I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:53I have that effect on women.
00:06:00I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:02Thanks.
00:06:04I think.
00:06:07Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:13Friends forever?
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:18They fall asleep.
00:06:20This is it.
00:06:23It may be less.
00:06:25They're the one.
00:06:27They're the one.
00:06:29And it's the one.
00:06:31Oh, my God.
00:07:01Oh, my God.
00:07:31Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:52I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:55Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:58It feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:54Okay.
00:09:02Sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:36hello ladies asher
00:09:43you two know each other yeah we are we know each other from college he's one of my best friends
00:09:54what are you doing here he's here to see my father wait what daddy owns the company i know
00:10:02i actually own the company i work at he's worth billions and here i thought i knew everything
00:10:09about you i've been busy since college clearly listen gotta run but talk to you later sure
00:10:19good to see you beth you too oh what a man
00:10:27what's this
00:10:38article one nobody knows it might get in the way of us seeing other people good point
00:10:53at a mutually agreed upon time okay article three honesty and transparency are a must agree
00:11:04article four
00:11:07article five
00:11:14once one party sleeps with another person
00:11:18the agreement is over
00:11:20i don't like that one
00:11:23gets too complicated otherwise
00:11:26fine
00:11:29and finally
00:11:32friends first
00:11:38friends first
00:11:40let's see
00:11:51see you
00:12:03you
00:12:34No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:48And I think you're insane.
00:12:49No, you do.
00:12:52Stop it.
00:12:58Will you go out with me?
00:13:00What?
00:13:01On a date.
00:13:02Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:05A real one.
00:13:08No.
00:13:13What?
00:13:16I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:18Forget the contract.
00:13:19No, friends first.
00:13:21Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:30Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:32Come on.
00:13:43Friends first?
00:13:50Friends first.
00:13:56Friends first.
00:13:56So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:07Yes, you will.
00:14:08Okay.
00:14:08He asked me out.
00:14:24He asked me out.
00:14:25Breathe, Beth.
00:14:26Breathe.
00:14:27I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:30On Asher?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32He asked you out?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:34On a date?
00:14:35Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:37Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:39Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:40You can give me some tips.
00:14:42Oh.
00:14:44Um.
00:14:46Yeah, okay.
00:14:47I gotta go.
00:14:48Getting a money-penny ready for the big fight.
00:14:50I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:54Bye.
00:15:04Where was he born?
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:07Philadelphia.
00:15:08Uh, favorite food?
00:15:10Um.
00:15:13He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:16Oh.
00:15:17Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:18I like your pen.
00:15:21I've never seen that color before.
00:15:22Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:24It's my favorite color.
00:15:25Heliotrope purple.
00:15:27Cool.
00:15:28What about sports?
00:15:31Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:33On your date?
00:15:34I can't do that.
00:15:36If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:37he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:41Marry?
00:15:42You got a problem with that?
00:15:48Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:52Me and Asher?
00:15:56No.
00:15:57No, no, no.
00:15:57Never.
00:15:58Please.
00:15:59No.
00:15:59No, no, no.
00:16:00Never.
00:16:01Please.
00:16:02We're friends.
00:16:04We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:10Oh, Mason's.
00:16:11On third.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:15Uh, siblings?
00:16:20And being an only child.
00:16:22I was an only child as well.
00:16:24Really?
00:16:25Cool.
00:16:27Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:28my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:33Shut up.
00:16:34It's my favorite city.
00:16:36Where was the school?
00:16:37Um, I, uh, uh, can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:49How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:53That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:59I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:02I had a wonderful time.
00:17:09I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:12That would be great.
00:17:15Good night.
00:17:18Oh, my.
00:17:20Okay, thank you.
00:17:25Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:30Take care.
00:17:30Why don't you come up?
00:17:34And I will fuck you.
00:17:36It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:38Oh, my.
00:17:39Oh.
00:17:40Oh, my.
00:17:41Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:44Why?
00:17:45Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:49I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:51No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:53It's just...
00:17:55Sex ruins everything.
00:17:58Let's wait.
00:17:59So, it can be perfect.
00:18:03Yeah?
00:18:07Yes.
00:18:10Okay.
00:18:12Toodles.
00:18:13Beth?
00:18:20It was nice.
00:18:22We have a lot in common.
00:18:26Are you jealous?
00:18:30No.
00:18:31Did you, um, did you sleep together?
00:18:40No.
00:18:41But not...
00:18:42She's an animal.
00:18:46Oh, God.
00:18:48Stop it.
00:18:50Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:52Yes, you don't.
00:18:55Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:57I want to wait.
00:18:58Just in case she is the one.
00:19:01You never know.
00:19:09I'm never getting married.
00:19:13I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:14You do you.
00:19:22To each his own.
00:19:23Agreed.
00:19:25Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:26Maybe.
00:19:26Give it back.
00:19:27Give it back.
00:19:28Come on.
00:19:29Mm-mm.
00:19:29It's not funny.
00:19:32It's my strawberry.
00:19:33All right.
00:19:33That was rude.
00:19:41That was rude.
00:20:03You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:17You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:20True love does not exist.
00:20:23You will only get hurt.
00:20:25He is your friend.
00:20:27Don't blow it.
00:20:29Friendship first.
00:20:30Leanne Lamont.
00:20:32You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:35You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37True love does not exist.
00:20:39You will only get hurt.
00:20:41He is your friend.
00:20:42Don't blow it.
00:20:45Friendship first.
00:20:48Leanne Lamont.
00:20:49Hey.
00:21:07Hey, shit, I'm so sorry, my bad, my fault, hang on, you got a tissue, here, let me, hey,
00:21:36what are you doing, stop cock-plucking me, oh, I didn't realize, hey, Asher, Eric, okay, well, see
00:21:50you guys later, here, thank you, I'm Leanne, by the way, I'm Eric,
00:22:06that was fun, yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun, both, okay, you gotta watch out for
00:22:20him, he's a player, so what, you think I can't handle myself, no, that's not what I'm saying,
00:22:27oh, my God, are you jealous, no, I'm not jealous, why would I be jealous, we're friends
00:22:36with benefits, remember, yeah, you don't have to be a dick about it, okay, I'm not being
00:22:43a dick, you're just making another bad choice,
00:22:45I can handle myself, yeah, fine, be that way,
00:22:53you know, maybe things are getting too complicated,
00:22:59maybe we need to end this arrangement,
00:23:04maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men,
00:23:11maybe you should go fuck yourself,
00:23:17maybe I will,
00:23:20yes,
00:23:23flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lamont,
00:23:33that's me, oh, my God, thank you,
00:23:37I'm Eric,
00:23:42what are you doing here,
00:23:49had a meeting with best dad,
00:23:52that's from Eric,
00:23:55yes,
00:23:58they're nice,
00:24:02listen,
00:24:06I'm really sorry about last night,
00:24:09I was out of line,
00:24:11no,
00:24:12no, I was out of line,
00:24:15I'm so sorry about the slap,
00:24:22oh, my God,
00:24:23yeah, I deserved it,
00:24:27friends forever,
00:24:31friends forever,
00:24:34dinner later,
00:24:39sounds awesome,
00:24:41someone's on a good mood,
00:25:02oh, it's just,
00:25:04I'm just so happy,
00:25:06you know Leanne,
00:25:08I think I like Asher a lot,
00:25:10I think he could be the one,
00:25:14oh,
00:25:15I think I'm falling in love,
00:25:18you've only just started dating,
00:25:20have you ever had a connection,
00:25:23that's just so deep,
00:25:25so immediate,
00:25:26that you just know,
00:25:27yeah,
00:25:30that's us,
00:25:33you know,
00:25:35he told me,
00:25:36he wants us to wait,
00:25:37for sex,
00:25:39he says he wants to build,
00:25:40a strong foundation first,
00:25:42I hope you aren't jealous,
00:25:45oh,
00:25:48no,
00:25:49I don't know,
00:25:50I,
00:25:50I just want him to be happy,
00:25:52by the way,
00:25:53I love your lipstick,
00:25:54it's so unique,
00:25:55what color is it,
00:25:58Paris pink,
00:25:59I love it,
00:26:01anyway,
00:26:02gotta go,
00:26:03toodles,
00:26:03why are you so down,
00:26:13what's wrong,
00:26:15nothing,
00:26:17famous last words,
00:26:21is it,
00:26:21attic,
00:26:23of course not,
00:26:25how's Beth,
00:26:27by the way,
00:26:28she thinks that you're gonna settle down with her,
00:26:31yeah,
00:26:31you never know,
00:26:32give me your hand,
00:26:37I'll tell you what's gonna happen,
00:26:39come on,
00:26:40okay,
00:26:41okay,
00:26:42this,
00:26:43is your lifeline,
00:26:45it's long,
00:26:47so you have a nice long life,
00:26:50okay,
00:26:51this,
00:26:52is your headline,
00:26:53for wisdom,
00:26:54and,
00:26:56looks like you have done some stupid things,
00:27:00and this,
00:27:04is your love line,
00:27:06so you've got a rocky beginning,
00:27:08over here,
00:27:10but you have a long line of love,
00:27:14ahead of you,
00:27:14you want to go home and fuck,
00:27:38great idea,
00:27:40long,
00:27:42one,
00:27:45one,
00:27:46for excessive,
00:27:47and you will find the stars,
00:27:48and maybe what's gonna happen,
00:27:49it's full.
00:27:49we should change love,
00:27:51it's just fine,
00:27:51it's a whole,
00:27:53because you're going to do it,
00:27:53and we will be doing this,
00:27:54well,
00:27:55another,
00:27:55you are going to come to follow,
00:27:56you have a long line,
00:27:56of course not to go home,
00:27:58if we were gonna happen,
00:27:58say,
00:28:00and go home,
00:28:00if I was going to go,
00:28:01but they can't do it,
00:28:02because I'm going to go home,
00:28:02I'm going to fall,
00:28:03and say,
00:28:04I'll go,
00:28:06go,
00:28:07It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:37Do you have a key?
00:29:07Oh, nice trick.
00:29:10Right?
00:29:11Yeah.
00:29:15Who is that?
00:29:17I have no idea.
00:29:19Hello?
00:29:20Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:23My front door!
00:29:25How could you?
00:29:44Beth!
00:29:44Wait, Beth!
00:29:46Oh, fuck.
00:29:47What have I done?
00:29:47What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:52Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:30:04Hey.
00:30:05What are you doing?
00:30:06I'm leaving.
00:30:07I'm getting dressed.
00:30:08I'm going.
00:30:09I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:10Sorry, okay?
00:30:11You didn't do anything.
00:30:12It was me.
00:30:12I fucked up.
00:30:14You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:16It wasn't.
00:30:17It isn't.
00:30:18It doesn't matter.
00:30:18I fucked up.
00:30:19Whatever it is.
00:30:20It was.
00:30:21I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:22I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:41Friends first?
00:30:47Friends first.
00:30:48Friends first.
00:30:52Hey, Beth.
00:31:03Go away.
00:31:09I need to talk to you.
00:31:13I fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:16You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:20It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:21It was a stupid game.
00:31:23Friends with benefits.
00:31:23But it's over now, okay?
00:31:25I promise.
00:31:33Do you love her?
00:31:35Of course not.
00:31:36Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:40Really?
00:31:42Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:45You and me.
00:31:46Please.
00:31:48Please.
00:31:49Give me another chance.
00:31:57I suppose.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02Okay.
00:32:02Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:17Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:20I'm so confused.
00:32:22Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric.
00:32:29Eric.
00:32:30Hi.
00:32:31I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:34I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:37I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:49Asher?
00:32:49Asher, it's me.
00:32:51I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:53What's going on?
00:32:54Are you with Leanne?
00:32:55Call me!
00:33:09Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:13I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:15If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:18It's Eric.
00:33:40Leave a message.
00:33:42Hey, Eric.
00:33:43I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what
00:33:50you were doing later.
00:33:51Asher?
00:33:52Asher, where are you?
00:33:54Why won't you call me back?
00:33:56I know you're with her.
00:33:57You lied to me!
00:34:00Okay.
00:34:01Miss you.
00:34:02Call me.
00:34:03Bye.
00:34:08Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:11Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe
00:34:18we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:21I'll call you when I can.
00:34:30Ah!
00:34:30Ah!
00:34:32Ah!
00:34:33Ah!
00:34:33Ah!
00:34:33Ah!
00:34:34Ah!
00:34:34Ah!
00:34:34Ah!
00:34:34Ah!
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:36Ah!
00:34:36Ah!
00:34:37Ah!
00:34:37Ah!
00:34:38Ah!
00:34:38Ah!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:40Ah!
00:34:40Ah!
00:34:41Ah!
00:34:41Ah!
00:34:41Ah!
00:34:50Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe, slow down.
00:34:57To love.
00:35:01Wait.
00:35:03Love sucks.
00:35:04Love sucks.
00:35:05Oh, you're a bit.
00:35:06Ah!
00:35:07Okay.
00:35:08Ah!
00:35:08I think we had enough.
00:35:12How about we head back to the mod face?
00:35:15Hmm.
00:35:16Ah!
00:35:17Ah!
00:35:17Ah!
00:35:18Ah!
00:35:18Ah!
00:35:19Ah!
00:35:19Ah!
00:35:20Ah!
00:35:20Ah!
00:35:21Ah!
00:35:21It's easy.
00:35:511, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1.
00:36:21I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:23Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:26You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:28No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:30Is it Leanne?
00:36:31I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:35You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:37I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:39Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:45It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:47No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:51Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:58I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:21She is the one with the other Matt.
00:37:30She is the one with her.
00:37:31Who is so happy?
00:37:32He's the one with your blue.
00:37:34He has to be the one with aザ.
00:37:35How is the face?
00:37:36How is it?
00:37:37How is it?
00:37:38How do you feel?
00:37:39How does it feel?
00:37:40How is it?
00:37:41How is it?
00:38:42What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:46Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:48Hey.
00:38:49Your best isn't good enough. He causes the game.
00:38:52Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:54Don't tell you what to do, woman.
00:38:56She can handle herself.
00:38:58Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:00Everyone!
00:39:01Asher.
00:39:02Look at the loser.
00:39:03It's all embarrassing.
00:39:05Fuckin' prank.
00:39:09Come here.
00:39:13Come on.
00:39:14Let's go.
00:39:15Come on.
00:40:46I'm so sorry.
00:40:48I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:50You're fired.
00:40:52You can't fire me.
00:40:54I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:57I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:59You can't.
00:41:00She'll sue.
00:41:00Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:06And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:12Yeah.
00:41:12Shit.
00:41:28Shit.
00:41:30I don't know.
00:42:00I don't know.
00:42:30I don't know.
00:43:00I don't know.
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:04I don't know.
00:43:06I don't know.
00:43:08I don't know.
00:43:10I don't know.
00:43:12I don't know.
00:43:14I don't know.
00:43:16I don't know.
00:43:18I don't know.
00:43:20I don't know.
00:43:22I don't know.
00:43:24I don't know.
00:43:26I don't know.
00:43:28I don't know.
00:43:30I don't know.
00:43:32I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:34I don't know.
00:43:36I don't know.
00:43:38I don't know.
00:43:40I don't know.
00:43:42I accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:46I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:48I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:50Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:52You're my lover.
00:43:53You're my best friend.
00:43:54Lyrica.
00:43:55I am not a cheater.
00:43:57I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there but if you want to break up
00:44:01over this then fine.
00:44:02I do.
00:44:03Okay.
00:44:32You know that it's hard.
00:44:34I'm going to a couple of notes, but let me try to put my hand on.
00:44:53All right.
00:44:55I can.
00:44:56Oh, my gosh, I can.
00:44:59And he says,
00:45:01I can.
00:45:02Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:09Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:13Please, don't marry her.
00:45:16You don't love her.
00:45:18You're rebounding.
00:45:25I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:28Thoughts?
00:45:30A string quartet.
00:45:32Instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:33Thoughts?
00:45:37They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:40Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:42They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:42They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:43They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:44They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:44They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:45They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:46They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:47They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:48They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:49Oh my god.
00:46:19Hello! Did you, uh, get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:31I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:35Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:36Sure.
00:46:37Thanks.
00:46:49Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:09You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:11Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna wanna see you again.
00:47:15Ever.
00:47:19Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:27Effective now.
00:47:29Wait.
00:47:30What?
00:47:31Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:37Who's the source?
00:47:43Oh my god.
00:47:44Why would she do this?
00:47:46Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:49No, it's not true.
00:47:50This will ruin me.
00:47:51You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:57But you never speak to me again.
00:48:02So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:03Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:07It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:08It's already in the trades.
00:48:09You're toxic, Asher.
00:48:10Nobody will touch you.
00:48:11So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:14Asher?
00:48:15Asher?
00:48:16You bitch.
00:48:17What?
00:48:18You're a jealous bitch.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20You're a jealous bitch.
00:48:21What are you doing?
00:48:22What are you-
00:48:23I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:24So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:25Honey?
00:48:26What are you talking about?
00:48:27I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:28Your whole job well done.
00:48:29Okay let's just figure this out.
00:48:30Stay away from me.
00:48:31Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:32We are not friends.
00:48:34Okay, we're just going to find them.
00:48:3570s.
00:48:36You've got lots of friends.
00:48:37Valley, a lot of friends.
00:48:38The love, a lot of friends.
00:48:39What?
00:48:40You're a jealous bitch.
00:48:41I'm a jealous bitch.
00:48:42What are you doing?
00:48:43What are you doing?
00:48:44What are you-
00:48:46I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:47So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:49Honey?
00:48:50What are you talking about?
00:48:51I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:53Well, job well done.
00:48:54Okay let's just figure this out.
00:48:55Stay away from me.
00:48:56Are not friends.
00:48:58Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:01Stay away from me. Don't contact me.
00:49:03Don't speak to me.
00:49:04Don't look at me.
00:49:11You are dead to me.
00:49:26You are dead to me.
00:49:44You are dead to me.
00:50:02Jeff F libras.
00:50:12I love you.
00:50:42I love you.
00:51:12I love you.
00:51:42I love you.
00:52:12Oh, my God, this is crazy.
00:52:18I didn't write this.
00:52:24Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:25It was Beth.
00:52:34Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:37It was Beth.
00:52:38She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:43Oh, my God.
00:52:45Huntington's had her day.
00:52:47I've to warn him.
00:52:50Come on, come on.
00:52:51Sure.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:55Come on.
00:52:56Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:02Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:02Beth?
00:53:32They were not staying.
00:54:02I'm going to go.
00:54:32Oh my god. She's insane.
00:54:37What are you doing here?
00:54:41Beth. You set me up. You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:49I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right. And I won.
00:54:57You stay away from me. You're insane.
00:55:02I'll scream.
00:55:05Nobody will hear you.
00:55:12I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:16I'm not going to ruin your wedding. I promise, Beth. Okay? You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:29He loves you.
00:55:30Why don't I just go away? I'll move. I'll quit my job. Just, please, Beth. Don't hurt me. Okay?
00:55:44I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:49But you've got to go.
00:55:56I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:01But you've got to go.
00:56:02Come on!
00:56:03No!
00:56:04I can't...
00:56:06Oh my god.
00:56:10Oh, my God.
00:56:40Oh, my God.
00:57:10Don't bother.
00:57:19That pipe's in there good.
00:57:21You're not going anywhere.
00:57:24You're crazy.
00:57:27You're never getting away with it.
00:57:29Oh, and I will.
00:57:30See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:32And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:34And when I get back...
00:57:39I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:46You bitch.
00:57:48Toodles!
00:57:58Toodles!
00:57:58And then we'll be there.
01:00:12To join in...
01:00:13Stop.
01:00:16Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in...
01:00:24Stop.
01:00:24What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:30What's going on, Beth?
01:00:32Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:36Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:39Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter. Not me. On which she forged my signature.
01:00:47What? It's completely absurd.
01:00:50Is this true?
01:00:54She's crazy. Security!
01:00:57She confessed to it all last night. Right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:02No, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:10Go away, you crazy bitch! From ruining everything!
01:01:13Go away, you crazy bitch! From ruining everything!
01:01:22Beth, how could you?
01:01:25I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:27Get off me.
01:01:28I won't kill you. I won't kill you!
01:01:40Hey!
01:01:40No!
01:01:42Master!
01:01:44No, no, no, no!
01:01:46I, Beth, mom, won't you take me?
01:01:48Ask for it, I'll send you to your lock if you have to climb!
01:01:53You okay?
01:01:58Yeah, I think so.
01:02:00Okay.
01:02:02Good.
01:02:03God!
01:02:04Someone grab a chair!
01:02:08You okay?
01:02:10Yeah, I think so.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:14Good.
01:02:15God!
01:02:16Someone grab a chair!
01:02:22Babe.
01:02:23Hey.
01:02:24Wake up, babe.
01:02:25Baby, wake up.
01:02:27Baby.
01:02:27Hey, wake up.
01:02:29Wake up, baby.
01:02:30Leanne.
01:02:32Oh.
01:02:33Asher.
01:02:34Yes, it's me.
01:02:36And it's all over.
01:02:42I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:45I'm more sorry.
01:02:47You saved me.
01:02:48You're my hero.
01:02:49Oh.
01:02:53Asher, I love you.
01:02:55I love you, Leanne.
01:03:02Let me help you.
01:03:05Come on.
01:03:06Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:24Will you marry me?
01:03:26Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:38They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:41But sometimes, it makes everything better.
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