00:00Let's play some Battle Train!
00:08Compete on the world's most popular game show!
00:11Play your cards, build your tracks, launch explosive locomotives to destroy your enemies!
00:18So the trains, those are loaded with explosives?
00:21Yes! Glorious destruction!
00:24Oh now, this is off the rails!
00:28You have a shot at the big bucks and the title of President Conductor!
00:35You are not worthy.
00:36Demolish your friends' faces and dash the hopes and dreams of your family!
00:43Battle Train!
00:48So, who drives all these trains? Are they, like, remote controlled?
00:53Yes, yes, they are.
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