00:00Say hi, Daddy. Say hi, Daddy.
00:03Hi, Daddy.
00:05Whose goddamn white baby is that?
00:07This is your baby, okay? He's just light-skinned.
00:10Mm-hmm.
00:12That one might be mine, that one right there.
00:14I'm not totally sure.
00:15Just because you name him Darren don't mean he belong to Darren.
00:18But I don't care what this baby's name is.
00:21This baby is light-skinned, but not light-skinned.
00:24That is a white child.
00:25That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.
00:28That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.
00:32That's a good...
00:33That baby got 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant.
00:37You the only one I've been with, Darren.
00:39Just let me explain to you the math.
00:40I've been in here 16 consecutive years.
00:43You know how long consecutive is, don't you?
00:45Yeah.
00:46Okay, so it means one right after the motherfucking other.
00:49I ain't never missed a day.
00:50So clearly you've been having some conjugal visits
00:53with some other motherfuckers other than me.
00:55Mm-hmm.
00:56That's not my baby.
00:57That's almost a grown white man you brought in here.
01:00His glasses are certainly grown.
01:02I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.
01:04And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?
01:08Bitch, you been fucking the car?
01:11I...
01:12Nuh-uh.
01:13Hey, Darren.
01:14That puts my mom like that, man.
01:15You respect me.
01:16You're absolutely right.
01:17I apologize for that.
01:19It's just this bitch...
01:21There you go again.
01:22Your mother...
01:23Your mother was misbehaving.
01:25I'm sorry, I should've set a better example.
01:28Why is the other kid having like a grown man voice?
01:30A nice white gentleman and your mother.
01:32Fuck.
01:33All right, so...
01:34Could I please speak to my black son privately, please?
01:37If that be okay with you talking to me?
01:38Mm-hmm.
01:39I mean to me and no disrespect, sir.
01:41Hope to work for you one day when I get out.
01:43Come on, baby.
01:44Raggedy head.
01:46Excuse me, son.
01:51This is my first white baby.
01:53Ha-ha!
01:54Ha-ha!
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