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00:00My hair might be different. Oh, maybe. Maybe my hair is a bit different. Could be.
00:05Could be that. Because I don't remember. It's been a while since we saw each other. I don't know if I changed my hair then.
00:11Hey, Sui. Hey, Tamil. How are you?
00:13We have staring contest, guys.
00:17Their brains are smaller than their eyes, apparently. Whoa.
00:21Yeah, that's very little. A very small brain.
00:25Thank you, Silo.
00:26Thank you, Tamil. Thank you, everyone. Thank you, Scotster. Thank you, an overworked chef.
00:34And thank you, Seret, for the hype train. Thank you so much for the big bits and the subs and the resubs.
00:42Very generous, guys.
00:45I've been cursed out by a crow once, so yeah, they really are something else.
00:51So, crows hate you.
00:52Choo-choo.
00:54Choo-choo.
00:55Choo-choo.
00:55Choo-choo. Thank you. Let's do staring contest. Are you ready?
00:59Three, two, one.
01:02Ugh, stare.
01:03Choo-choo.
01:26You probably won, guys. My staring contest is not impressive.
01:32Crows just know they are smarter than us.
01:35They have advantage over us, yeah.
01:38It's like cats.
01:39Cats just don't care that they're cats. They don't care that we're human. They are better than us.
01:44They feel superior. Maybe crows have that, too.
01:47You distracted me with wiggling your feet. Ah, sorry, sorry.
01:53You know it's customary to blink at the beginning of the match, is it?
02:05If only they had hands to dominate. They would take over.
02:10Ravens are incredibly smart, and both crows and ravens can count and they remember human faces for their entire lives.
02:17So if a crow has seen you been shitty to other crows, they will never trust you.
02:21Okay, so again, Ninety here is screwed because the crow that he messed with remembers him forever.
02:30You're screwed again, Ninety. You have to be careful with crows now.
02:34Crows, dolphins, octopus are part of the brain club. They're not normal animals by a long shot.
02:43What do you mean, not normal?
02:46Like, cats notice when you first look at them, they roll their eyes thinking, what does dumb thing...
02:51What does this dumb thing want now?
02:54Cats always... Cats are like our overlords.
02:58I'm pretty sure Zez has been trained by staring contests all these years that she's pro in-in it from here onwards.
03:14Oh, like IRL! No, I don't do staring contests IRL, for sure.
03:19I'm pretty bad at holding eye contact in real life.
03:22life if you've been pretty shitty to crows you're fucked because crows have been
03:29known to bring the other crows to warn them of humans that are shitty
03:33see guys don't be don't be assholes to crows nor ravens nor magpies maybe i don't know if
03:42magpies remember you i think that bird was just being a prick because i didn't bother it at the
03:48exhibition maybe you both were pricks i don't know nosy thank you for the gifted song gifted song
03:56gifted sub i can get your name up there too what's the song name uh iris i think type an exclamation mark
04:07song iris it's called
04:13crows will hold a grudge yeah yeah it looks like magpies don't remember as many people as
04:28crows do oh so their memory is not as good as crows i see that's that's actually crazy that birds
04:35like crows can do that
04:37silu five gifted what the hell thank you so much for the five gifted i'm adding you to the board
04:48thank you thank you thank you
04:50what's up today you guys were so generous already yesterday with the subs
04:56why so many today thank you guys thank you silu for the five gifted
05:03thank you scotster appreciate it it's because i'm back we celebrate your return
05:10hey brad how are you you bring me good luck you're like a good good luck charm
05:16girls definitely hold grudges and they can also communicate that to their buddies and share that
05:24hatred amongst uh themselves for you yeah yeah yeah so i better better not bother them
05:31enjoy the gift that stuff tell me you thank you silu again i can afford it since i'm i'm a serge
05:43first thank you silu
05:45yeah you're getting promoted i mean you will be getting promoted promoted
05:53this could be a lucky mascot to some people i guess so because she has some aura
05:59don't don't like don't like every doesn't everyone like have an aura
06:04either negative or like positive
06:07now if we're on the topic of badass birds may i introduce the sadly extinct has eagle a giant of a
06:14bird please introduce i will google for it and see how it looks
06:18that's a big ass eagle whoa i don't know this is a drawing but no this is not a drawing
06:34i'm gonna find a good picture of how to see size oh there we go
06:40no i cannot this is not good guys
07:00no i cannot this is not good guys
07:08not fair a bird holding grudges is intelligent a human holding grudges is petty
07:18maybe the bird is also petty then petty doesn't equal not intelligent
07:24i wanted to show you the eagle but i cannot find a good picture of it whatever i guess
07:35but what the crows don't know is that i too hold grudges and share amongst my many personalities
07:43against them
07:44let's do staring contest you ready
07:49three two one stare
07:53i will try not to move
07:56do not distract
07:58that's not good guys you laughed oh you need we need a rematch some other day
08:19definitely rematch needed some other day though i need my eyes to like recharge
08:27no no outfit can beat this one to me thank you so much i'm happy you like it
08:35left eye started twitching almost immediately
08:38it happened oh good job selmo proud of you that's great
08:43you don't hear it used at all in this part of the us we have a large polish community here
08:48yeah that would be pretty bad to use uga it's so bad
08:52definitely i hope it just all these slurs fade
08:58i don't know if this is is this considered a slur
09:00hope they fade away
09:02you do it so chill whereas my face starts twitching like crazy
09:07sometimes my eye also twitches it's just random
09:11you're dressed like we see ladies heading to swimming areas
09:16like the beach or rivers
09:18okay okay okay that's cool
09:21yeah this this this type of shorts are popular here
09:25i don't think they go out of style much
09:29i was actually trying this time too
09:32you need to try harder
09:34silo also won but silo always wins
09:37here it's more of a term used for specific profession rather than a general slur
09:43okay okay
09:44because i don't know if it's used
09:46like you said like for specific professions or or for like all
09:51polish people like i don't know how does it work
09:54hey randy i'm doing great thank you how is how how about you how are you
10:00silo had his eyelids removed so he could never lose again
10:04silo silo always wins with me he lost once only but i kind of cheated so
10:10i'm good thank you marcel what's up with you
10:16i win because in the army you learn the stare
10:24silo just orders his eyes not to blink
10:29you could do that only only only army people can do that
10:34gunslinger knows
10:35you're doing well i'm happy to hear that myself
10:40hey star lord what's good telling his eyes to stand in attention
10:54the eyes are used to the orders
10:57the eyes are like oh okay again
11:01we have to do push-ups if we fail
11:06okay so you're just traumatized i think you just don't want to do the push-ups
11:11even though there's nothing no punishment here silo
11:14cool asses ass thanks grand puppy you guys also have cool asses
11:21everyone in chat has a cool ass
11:24and it's also hot we've established that in the beginning of the stream
11:30today
11:32blink if you want the smoke
11:36no trauma but i can finally use what i have learned the hard way
11:58you sure sure you look you always uh see the positives that's nice
12:04your hair looks nice thank you thank you i don't know i'm trying to make it look
12:11okay for stream that's pretty hot for me here
12:26oh
12:28oh
12:32oh
12:34oh
12:36oh
12:46oh
12:48oh
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13:00oh
13:02i'll give you three takes to guess who i am and if you guess me right i'll donate five thousand dollars
13:08is it a fake five thousand dollars because i got that already last week
13:14so
13:16monogamy to me means gaslighting manipulation getting cheated on an experience i want to have again
13:20i'm sorry to hear that you had such shit experience of monogamy
13:24you know
13:26sad to see
13:28sad to see that a person made you feel that way
13:30uh
13:32i feel like my 20s were sexually wasted i'm sorry to hear that too
13:34because of religion
13:36kentahaya
13:38is there nothing you can like do at this point like you know with your wife
13:42talk about it
13:44it's as if you're chronically single due to lack of words are you really monogamous either
13:52i've never been poly i think i've never been in a relationship at the same time of more than one person
13:58so
14:00no not if you're open about it but just don't bring it home
14:04like you just don't talk about it i don't know how does it work
14:08let's do staring contest because there's too many messages i have to do staring contest first
14:14i will not you know manage to read them all
14:18three two one
14:20there
14:38ah see you omb have a good day
14:42let's do outfit check
14:44outfit check
14:46outfit check
14:56tada
15:02i guess i was poly before marriage i never categorized it that way but everyone was informed and
15:06it was fine in my opinion it was freeing if person a didn't have time to join then there was person b c or d
15:12usually ended in a good time
15:14mhm
15:16yeah it makes sense i think as humans we are able to love more than one person
15:20you know we just choose to pick one right
15:26or is poly just sexual no i don't think poly is just sexual i think it can be with feelings too
15:32I wouldn't want to share my soulmate with anyone, so I guess I'm super mono.
15:37Yeah, the person I know that's Polly also talked about like jealousy, how like,
15:41one of the main arguments for mono people is that like, you know,
15:44oh, I would not want to share my person with anyone else, you know.
15:49And then he was like, why are you so jealous? Control your jealousy.
15:54I was like, interesting point.
16:02I thought that was in a Polly amorous relationship with chat.
16:16That sounds more like an open relationship than Polly, to be honest.
16:19In Polly relationships, you have multiple partners that are also involved with each other as well.
16:23Oh, okay. Okay, then don't listen to me. But Cengiz knows more about this topic for sure.
16:28Oh shit, it's raining here like it did on your stream for you last week.
16:34Oh yeah? Storm? We got stormed also yesterday.
16:39Karol Nawrotzky as president, did you vote? I voted, yeah.
16:43But yeah, we have a new president, yeah.
16:48He's a president from the right party. Yes.
16:52Yeah, I missed your reply book, Cengiz. Let me read it now.
17:06Entirely depends on the dynamics of relationships. Rule one is communication.
17:10You also need to communicate what your heart and self boundaries are.
17:13And if one of your partners wants to sleep with a new person, they do need to talk to you about it first.
17:17Yeah.
17:18Because keeping things from your partners is the fastest way to destroy the whole relationship.
17:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:23So you gotta, like, you gotta, you gotta talk to them.
17:26Exactly.
17:27Hey Luke, what's up? Where are you from?
17:29The pimp one? Yes, he did.
17:32He's a former pimp, but still.
17:35Congrats on that. Hopefully he and his team of government will make the right decision, decisions moving forward for everyone.
17:46Uh, I didn't vote for him, but, but, um, we'll see. We'll see.
17:54Like, I'm not, I've decided to not be, like, angry or, like, you know, about it.
18:03Hey, Edgy, thank you so much for the five gifted. Appreciate it. Thank you, thank you.
18:09How you doing? Good to see you. Let me get your name.
18:14Thank you, Edgy.
18:25You know what is weirder than polyamory? A struggle.
18:31And you know what's funny? Apparently today is International Sex Workers Day and we have a new president who used to be a pimp.
18:46Like, what irony is that in life? He won, yeah, yeah. He did.
18:58Which nickname do you like the best? Mrs. Tickums or Mummy? Neither.
19:04Everything's gonna be alright. Everything's gonna be okay.
19:09The throuples are a fucking mess. I don't know the difference, but what's a throuple exactly?
19:14In Canada, a few years ago, we voted for Justin Trudeau, officially known as JT by some circles, who won elections and served for three terms.
19:21Near the end, he didn't like him so much. And the popularity of the year went downwards.
19:26We now have a banker from the same party voted as a PM. Okay, okay.
19:31People seem to like crooks for big positions. I am not surprised that the people voted for this guy, even though the difference between the votes was not too big.
19:41It was like less than 1% of the difference, apparently. And people are sick of the current government. They want changes, you know. Like, I'm not surprised. Even if it's a crook. A goon.
20:02I was here earlier, but words got me super pissed. Okay, okay.
20:06I'm ready to kidnap a woman and climb to the top of the Empire State Building and get shot down by a plane. Is it that bad?
20:13Sorry to hear, Edgy.
20:16It's working Mondays, huh?
20:21I wanna see the pimp president give Trump and Putin a pimp slap. He's pro-Trump. He's already met with him. With Trump.
20:28Wonder when the first twitch gunner will become prime witness. King Kong edgy.
20:38Yeah, but it's going from one extreme to another, I feel. Yeah, it seems like it.
20:45The second guy was not a pimp, but he... I don't think he would have been a good president either, so I don't know anymore. Like, seriously.
20:54Centrist politicians leading us to fascism because we can't oppose our corporate overlords.
21:01Exactly. This is exactly what's happening in Poland. This is exactly what's happening in Poland.
21:06Literally, that's the situation. That's why people are voting for fascists.
21:10Okay, maybe not fascists, but like right-wing peeps.
21:14They have to kiss ass. Kiss corporate asses, you know. Decentrist peeps.
21:24Hey, Marco. Hey, Vinny. Let's do outfit check. How are you guys?
21:29Hey, Frankie. Good to see you. Good to see you.
21:37Tada! Happy Monday.
21:39Why? Who was he worse than Pimp Slump? I don't think... I mean, he wasn't a crook. Like, the other candidate was not a crook.
21:52Like, he didn't have like a shady past, but he's just... he doesn't do anything. He sells his soul to the corporate overlords like Pedia said.
22:00He doesn't do any changes. He doesn't listen to the people. He keeps lying. Like, he's full of himself.
22:06He's full of himself. So, like, is that good? I don't know.
22:12Yeah, I changed. I changed. We changed outfit.
22:16It's literally happening all over the world and they just all go, hey, let's stick to the status quo where you keep falling behind and wondering why they don't move voters.
22:25Exactly. Yeah. That's basically what's happening here, yeah.
22:29So, no wonder people want somebody, even if it's a crook, to do some... something, you know.
22:42That's the same old, yes.
22:44We're trying to solve the poor political problems today.
22:48Nah, we're just a bit complaining about the Polish elections.
22:51Because we had a presidential election yesterday.
22:57Hey, Vegeta! How are you?
23:00We cannot... we cannot solve the world... problems for sure.
23:07Anyways, guys, what... my comment about this is that I just wish...
23:12that people didn't call each other dumb.
23:18Because that's what happened in the morning.
23:21The whole internet was, like, calling each other idiots, you know.
23:24And just created more chaos.
23:28This is why I joined the Green Party. They are a UK political party that wanna make change.
23:33Aha, okay. A political party, I see.
23:36I'm not familiar with it.
23:38Sadly, though, voters don't recognize how these far-right peeps don't help them either,
23:43but they've got a media disinformation ecosystem that hides from them the harm those far-right parties do to them.
23:50Yeah.
23:52People don't really get to see the whole, like, view on things.
23:57They only see, like, one side or the other.
24:01It's always like that.
24:04Hey, Link! What's up?
24:05Super close vote percentage too, you said, so it makes sense people are split.
24:10Yeah, it was, like, more... less than one percent.
24:16They are big on environment, obviously.
24:19Okay, which means holding companies accountable for their actions.
24:22Yeah, people... see, this is probably a lot of companies hate these people that you are a part of.
24:28Thank you, Link. Good day, Derek. What's up?
24:39People always hate... people hate activists.
24:42Especially the environmental ones.
24:45Oh, because of you there's traffic.
24:48Like, you know...
24:59I hate corporations more.
25:01Mm-hmm.
25:03I know, I understand totally.
25:05Hate activists. Heaven forbid we want to maintain our planet.
25:08Right? Like, literally, why do you hate people who actually care about the planet?
25:13Like, seriously.
25:15All they do is that they care a bit more than most people.
25:19You know, they go out and actually, you know, like, talk about it.
25:25Or, like, scream about their views about, like, you know, maintaining the planet.
25:28But, hey, let's hate on these guys.
25:31Especially that it's so annoying because most of these activists are often, like, young.
25:36You know, like, even teenagers.
25:37And you're hating on, like, fucking kids who care more about Earth than you.
25:43It sucks.
25:45There are, like, two things people care about.
25:47It's, like, me, themselves, and money, probably.
25:52But people don't care more.
25:54They care the most about themselves only.
25:58It's not money making to maintain the planet.
26:05I know, I know.
26:07You lose money to maintain the planet.
26:10I think of the poor share...
26:11Think of the poor shareholders and executive bonuses.
26:16Elon needs another spaceship.
26:18Oh, my bad.
26:19I take everything what I said because Elon needs a spaceship.
26:24Oh, poor Elon.
26:25I hate those videos of people blocking traffic for the environment.
26:30But they sit in their polyester clothes and think they're saving the planet.
26:33But they are hindering traffic.
26:35It's, like, to me, it's, like, you cannot really...
26:39Even if you care about the planet, I don't think you can fully be, you know, sustainable.
26:45Like, 100%.
26:47Because, like, being able to afford good quality clothes, like, non-polyester, it costs.
26:53Which, oftentimes, these activists don't really make much money, you know.
26:58So, I kinda like...
27:00We do our best.
27:02Everyone does their best, I guess.
27:05That's how I see it.
27:07Kids should worry about the planet more than the elders because they'll be here longer.
27:14Oh, no.
27:16That's not good, Derek.
27:19Not very profitable to protest.
27:21No, protesting doesn't give you millions, unfortunately.
27:24Everyone would be protesting if it did.
27:27Imagine being paid to protest things.
27:31No, we should all care about our planet, guys.
27:36Not just younger.
27:37Like, you want toddlers to care about the planet?
27:39They don't even know how to think yet.
27:41Oftentimes.
27:42You know, they're too young.
27:44By the time they get old, it's gonna be too late.
27:51Hating on the kids who are gonna inherit the fucked Earth instead of the corpus literally destroying the planet daily.
27:56I know, like, that's what's wrong, I feel like.
27:58Like, people have their hate targeted towards the wrong audience.
28:04Hey, Ziki!
28:05Good to see ya!
28:06What's up, what's up?
28:0790% of pollution driving climate change is caused by corporations, but they want to pass the buck on individuals not to be accountable.
28:15It's anyone's fault but mine, yeah?
28:17That type of thing.
28:19A professional protester.
28:20What do you do for a living?
28:21I professionally protest.
28:24I recycle my garbage, that's my contribution.
28:28I feel like...
28:29Yeah, I feel you, Vinny.
28:31Recycling is a sham in a lot of places.
28:33I feel like recycling is a...
28:35It doesn't do anything, honestly.
28:36I don't know how you feel, guys.
28:42Toddlers holding World Council meetings no different than what we have now.
28:45True.
28:46Like, British Petroleum explicitly created the concept of carbon footprint to get rid of their accountability to people.
28:57Okay, okay.
28:58I didn't know that.
29:01Stream's been fine.
29:02Like, everything's been chill.
29:04Good to start Monday this way.
29:09It's better than doing nothing, I guess, but it said how much still it just gets thrown into a landfill.
29:14Yeah, literally, like, it gives you, like, an illusion that you're doing something productive.
29:19But then, in the end, all your garbage will go into the same pile of garbage, basically.
29:27I feel like recycling here doesn't do much.
29:31I don't know.
29:32I believe in recycling, but it did come out that some stuff we sorted just got burnt or shit.
29:40Anyway, oh no.
29:41But it has gotten better here for sure.
29:44Okay.
29:45Okay.
29:49I sleep an extra hour so I don't cause waste.
29:51That's how I help with recycling.
29:56BP have known about climate change since the 60s.
30:01Same thing with carbon offsetting being a complete shampoo.
30:06It doesn't matter if we believe in climate change, it's gonna fuck us all regardless.
30:09Yeah, it's, some people are still very, very, very stubborn and not believing.
30:15But then it gets you fucked anyway, even if you don't believe so.
30:22Small contributions are still contributions.
30:24Sure, sure.
30:26That's what politics is about.
30:28About.
30:29Give the illusion of progress, but actually.
30:33It make the people feel like they're productive and do something useful for the planet,
30:38but in reality all these corpus just do their shit and it doesn't matter.
30:44Yeah, lots of stuff that gets sorted for recycling ends up in the same damn dump.
30:49Usually gets burnt or disposed off without proper recycling.
30:52Yeah.
30:53And regular citizens of Earth are like, you know, yeah, we're doing something for the planet and it's not really working actually.
31:04Maybe it is in some small percentages it is working, but yeah, good luck to us.
31:10And like, you know, and then the same people are like, you know, hating on activists.
31:15I don't know.
31:17I feel like there's more, more, more things to hate on than like activists, like people who try to change the world for the better, you know.
31:23Go to Zazz, talk about politics and state of the world.
31:30I'm sorry guys, I know it's like a depressing topic.
31:34Somehow, um, it always, we always get here somehow.
31:40We can talk about something else.
31:42Hey Markel, I'm good, thanks. How are you?
31:46What's good with you? How was the weekend?
31:47I thrive in depression, so it's okay.
31:59I feel, I feel very, like it's very often on stream that we talk about these things.
32:03Like I don't mind, but it does, it does get to that, uh, you know, like point where we're like, yeah, yeah, it's everything is just useless.
32:10We were talking about perverts earlier, we were talking about perverts earlier, yes.
32:18That is true.
32:20And birds.
32:25Before hating, try to understand the position of others is my motto.
32:28Yeah, but people are very prone like to quick hate.
32:31I just leave if it bothers me.
32:33Okay, okay, totally.
32:35Understandable.
32:37Can I leave my stream if something bothers me too?
32:41Fit person, goodbye.
32:43I leave, I leave the camera on here.
32:49You technically can.
32:51Chair stream goes hard.
32:52Oh yeah, you guys like chair stream for real.
32:54You'd enjoy it.
32:56Thank you Markel.
32:58I just don't comment if I'm not into it.
33:00Smart way to do it, like if you don't like,
33:02if you're not interested in some discussion that's going online, don't comment on it.
33:06It's so simple, right?
33:08That's smart.
33:11I know people like to pretend they don't do politics, but politics will never not do you.
33:15Yeah, that's, that's basically what we're saying kind of like earlier in stream that
33:19even if you don't participate, it will participate in your life, so.
33:23And I miss you.
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