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00:00I cannot even like, it's like hummus, so if you've had hummus, you've had chickpea.
00:04Because it's made of chickpeas.
00:08But I got a bit traumatized from chickpea.
00:12When I was in McDonald's
00:16in the UK, I was like, I'm hungry, I'm gonna get like a chicken burger.
00:20And then I was like, please, that burger, please.
00:24And then they gave me a chickpea burger instead of a chicken burger.
00:28Because it looked like chicken on a picture.
00:30But I was like, this is not chicken when I was eating it.
00:34This is something else.
00:36And I realized it was chickpea, not chicken.
00:43Hummus is really good.
00:44Hummus is made of chickpea, so you'll like it then.
00:50Mikan was good, nice, nice.
00:52Did you do anything fun?
00:54A chicken sandwich with lettuce and mayo is so good.
00:58When you mentioned bacon, that had me drooling.
01:00It had like a little piece of bacon.
01:02I didn't make the sandwich, I bought it like from the store.
01:04And it had like a small piece of bacon on one side, yeah.
01:08It was really good, I enjoyed it too.
01:14Does that choke someone if they even say the word chickpea?
01:16Chickpea.
01:17I don't mind people liking chickpea, I don't care what people eat.
01:20I just, I don't like it myself.
01:21I tried liking hummus.
01:22I've tried many different like flavors of hummus, but no.
01:26Maybe I'll try again someday.
01:28I'd have jumped the counter and put the server straight in the deep fryer.
01:32Give me that chickpea shizu.
01:34No, I didn't want to be.
01:38It was maybe, I don't know.
01:40I still don't know if it was my fault because I ordered it wrong
01:42or they gave me a wrong burger.
01:43I still don't know till today.
01:44I think I might have ordered it wrong because it just looked like chicken.
01:48Or they just trolled me, I don't know.
01:52Do you like chickpea?
01:55Oh, Pedia has to come here, Ziki.
01:57It probably was my fault, yeah.
01:59It's possible.
02:00Bacon is like the best accessory for food dressing.
02:06I'm not like a huge fan of it.
02:08Like I like bacon, but I'm not like crazy about bacon.
02:11Oftentimes bacon is cooked, in my opinion, a bit too dry and like salty.
02:17How are you, Mr. Torg?
02:20Wait, what do you hate with a world of no?
02:26Customer is always right.
02:28I could have fucked up, honestly.
02:33Good bacon is so good.
02:34Good bacon is great.
02:36But average bacon sucks.
02:39I can only find those sad thin-ass strips.
02:44Chickpeas you hate?
02:46Chicken peas.
02:49I have to go to like a butcher's shop for proper.
02:51Yeah, yeah.
02:52Butcher's shop is the best for like meat.
02:54For sure.
02:59I don't like regular like stuff that you buy from the store.
03:04Meat-wise is not always good.
03:06Yeah.
03:11Thank you for 10 stream streak, World of No.
03:13Appreciate it.
03:15Thanks for...
03:17Thanks for being here.
03:21Not too bad, Zaz.
03:22Watching the third Die Hard movie.
03:24Enjoy.
03:26Yeah, I like sausages.
03:28I like...
03:30I like...
03:32I don't think there's like a type...
03:34The only type of sausage that I don't like I think is blood sausage.
03:37Blood sausage to me is no thanks.
03:42I don't mind other sausages.
03:44It says dodging invisible bullets.
03:48There was like a...
03:50Some bug.
03:51Some insect flying.
03:55160 to go.
03:59Bacon on a hot dog is too damn good.
04:02On a hot dog?
04:04Hmm.
04:06Again, if the bacon itself is good, then yeah.
04:09I love blood sausage.
04:11Yum.
04:12With lingon berries.
04:13I haven't tried lingon berries.
04:16Blood sausage, yeah.
04:18Do you guys have it?
04:19Blood sausages?
04:24It just...
04:25It looks like it's like black sausage.
04:33Hot dogs, burgers, fries.
04:35Now what else?
04:38What are you saying?
04:39What else?
04:40What's what else?
04:43I've never tried blood sausage.
04:45I don't exactly wanna.
04:46I don't like it myself, but a lot of people do.
04:51I think it's worth trying at least like a bite, you know, see.
04:54But in my opinion, there are way better sausages than blood sausage.
04:58Heya, Jay.
04:59I did enjoy my weekend.
05:00How was yours?
05:01We have a few types with barley groats and one with rye.
05:02Okay, okay.
05:03The UK is also big on blood sausage.
05:04Yeah, unfortunately.
05:05Balding.
05:06Blame it on your genetics, you know, if you're balding.
05:07Okay.
05:08You have less hair than me.
05:09I thought you had longer hair.
05:10Okay.
05:11I have plenty of surplus hair in my nose.
05:12And I think I'm confused.
05:13I think I'm confused.
05:14I'm confused.
05:15I'm confused.
05:16I'm confused.
05:17I'm confused.
05:18I'm confused.
05:19I'm confused.
05:20I'm confused.
05:21But I think this is a good warning.
05:22I don't know if I'm confused.
05:23I don't know if I'm confused.
05:24I can't understand.
05:25I'm confused.
05:26Bye.
05:27I'm confused.
05:28But I'm confused.
05:29I'm confused.
05:30I'm confused.
05:31I'm confused.
05:32I'm confused.
05:33I'm confused.
05:34I'm confused.
05:35I'm confused.
05:36I'm confused.
05:37I'm confused.
05:38You have less hair than me?
05:39I thought you had longer hair.
05:40Okay.
05:41I have plenty of hair surplus hair in my nose and ears.
05:44Don't think you can make nose hair into a wig.
05:45Can you?
05:46Can I sue my parents?
05:48For like faulty genetics?
05:49Probably not.
05:50that'd be funny if that you could nobody would have kids
05:53bolder but not bolder true wish it was the opposite parents to judge like ah
06:03suing your parents for balding or they're suing your dad for balding because your mom
06:09probably won't bald
06:11you've got more than me especially after some recent cuts I made okay got you
06:20I think the hair septum is actually where you split the hair oh like like the hair part
06:25that's called septum hair septum I usually have it in the middle like here but today it's like here
06:32for real it's a bit different so generous I'm like Zaz you want black hair would that fit you black
06:42hair I can give you some hair you'll know a trick to balding get some rosemary and olive oil and rub
06:50it on your head it helps blood flow back to the roots you think it will work if you're actually
06:58balding like will it help the hair cells and stuff I'm not sure I mean I've done that before I've done
07:05rosemary water on like my scalp and it does trigger I don't know trigger like new growth but it doesn't
07:14work when you're actually balding I don't know
07:16thanks Davey putra it helps stop it slow it down so it's probably before you bald you should do that
07:28it's like it's like a preventative thing right I watched some YouTube videos of these people trying
07:35spiritus duchpus they all spat it out spiritus duchpus I don't even know what I know it's alcohol
07:42but I don't I've never tried that one doesn't sound good they said it feels like acid on the thumb
07:49it's not tasty then why do men get more bald than women because we use those seven in one shampoos
07:57must be it gotta keep just keep buying like you know shampoos that women use and you'll be fine
08:05of course thanks Tamil Bob thank you for the seven months and your prime thank you for the love and the
08:16just get rid of your testosterone and you won't be balding guys simple solution thank you Bob oh I got
08:32bitten thanks I only use three in one close three in one instead of seven in one all in one shampoo
08:45it just uses like a dishwasher soap
08:47polish spirit 95% that sounds gross
08:55we get to smell like flowers if we use women's shampoo right women's shampoo smells good
09:02men's shampoo some of them smells don't smell bad either I guess but I prefer women's shampoo
09:11my bad just googled it's not hair septum but hair parting silly me
09:15no worries no worries no worries hair parting yeah septum is like in your nose here that's septum
09:23uh I can recommend Schwarzkopf professional shampoo it's expensive but worth it okay okay
09:30I use like any cheap shampoo just to wash the scalp
09:36that's why AJ's bald he's 100% testosterone
09:40does that speaker play any Tupac if you request Tupac I'll play Tupac no problem
09:48women deodorant also smells nice true true
09:52men deodorants smell like whatever in my opinion
09:58I'm 32 I'm 32 I still not bald if I'm lacking in testosterone then thank god
10:04is it weird that sometimes I use female products in my hair no I don't think so you like the smell
10:11enjoy I I use male products like like a shaving foam or like razors you know so because I told you
10:21that men razors are much better than the women ones have a good one AK sleep well thanks for being here today
10:29how do women feel about today's men who have nobody hair anymore I wonder
10:34I think it depends on a woman everyone feels differently
10:38wait get rid of testosterone you want to eradicate the bit of manly features which I do have
10:48I'm just joking
10:49it's it's a simple logics balding is uh it happens because of testosterone if you get rid of the
10:58testosterone you won't be balding I'm joking obviously
11:03no woman uses men deodorant I don't think so yeah I'm about to be 38 I'm nowhere near balding
11:12my testosterone levels are fine then your genetics are good your your genetics probably are like
11:18you're gonna you know you might not bald or you're gonna bald later
11:21so expensive I always use razors for way too long so they get dull I bought one of those old school
11:27ones where you put individual blades in it and I didn't like it oh yeah I'm not very ecological and
11:33I'm using this like you know the ones that you're supposed to paint white oh yeah that's super annoying
11:40I hate those too
11:41um I have friends of my age who are bald excessive hair and me finally who has average hair yeah see
11:49it's like a lot of times it's just genetics really you cannot control it hey tamil how are you
11:55I wish I had asian gla is that asian glazes they don't stick as much um hispanic I swear a lot
12:03asian okay I don't know what that is razor blades are such a ripoff male or female ones male ones are
12:11much better than the female ones the female ones are like dull I always use male razors and also like
12:20this shaving foams or gels it's male ones are also better somehow he means asian people sweet less ah sweat less
12:28yes okay isn't that just like koreans I don't think it's all asian people I don't know
12:43I'm gonna make my own deodorant call it bear shit that's manly oh my god it's terrible
12:55asian sweat glands I got you
12:58I too sweat a lot and it sucks other people wear full suit in the office when it's 32 33 degrees
13:04and not a bit bit of sweat zazz zazz rage I sweat a lot too
13:12it's so annoying because everyone looks fresh in the summer and I'm all like wet you know
13:16my hair is all like sweaty and stuff
13:21bare ass why did you write bare ass
13:24male razors are for harder and thicker hair you have us southeast asian uh fit the bill
13:35they definitely work for me yeah
13:40a lot of asians but is koreans mainly okay you're a giga sweater too high five
13:45you must got a nice smell I think I smell like neutral
13:59this capitalism for you it's all speculation
14:04so is social media just used mostly for manipulation then
14:06like they did with cambridge analytica
14:15it's just a little bit of identity trolling just just this much yeah
14:20hollow tangled how is cabin life looked gorgeous on your pics looks like nice weather
14:26outfit check let's do quick outfit check
14:34quick alpha check
14:38thank you for the sport you're on fire today getting all the bits and goals uh
14:43reach thank you thank you mirko how are you bit goal for nothing it was for socks off so i have no more
14:52socks
14:54i can put them back on back to putting them on
15:06twitter is not a good example after musk destroyed it
15:10it's a it's purple for twitch today yes thanks to fallen angels
15:16leave some old we leave some old people for me to rob too you got all the money today
15:22no thank you guys especially on in a park stream so much support thank you
15:30biking home in bare feet oh i hate having my feet bare feet on on like pedals i don't like that
15:37feeling either it doesn't feel safe
15:43fallen angels has saved you from tan lines tan lines what a hero
15:46for real i don't have stupid timelines for my socks thanks fallen angels
15:56twitter was already losing money before musk bought it
16:00in 2023 instagram generated an estimated 49.8 billion dollars oh that's just this much
16:06not impressed just 14 like just 50 billion dollars in that
16:15it's not pleasant or safe no that's if you have to put your feet on the ground and it's like cold or
16:20something
16:21an influencer mansion and live large we're not gonna afford that
16:29maybe we can share a cardboard box together if somebody wants to as long as there is a toilet in it
16:41sharing one toilet with chat for life should the balcony pool stream in the rain won't matter if
16:47you get wet in bikini but then it's cold usually when it rains
16:51some of those stupid emails are your emotes yeah all of them were my emotes am i calling my emotes stupid
16:59i'm calling the vomit of emotes stupid stupid thank you fallen angels for the 30 subs for reaching 30 subs
17:10i could buy a house then but then i'd be poor again buy half a house then you won't be too poor
17:15hey amira how are you i don't know how to disable the emote thing so you guys are gonna just have to
17:24look at it i remember what it was like saving up for a house here i didn't eat for at least two months
17:30i must have learned every politician's name out of hate for how they ruined the housing economy
17:36did you make it though or did you give up on the savings
17:39hey forksow good definitely just ran a red light i hate learning how to drive
17:50are you still learning yeah wait didn't you pass your exam i thought you did hey ashton hey solid
17:57fair how are you guys you're driving is like stressful ah you got the temporary license right right
18:08well take it easy you know gotta that's just how it goes with driving you gotta learn
18:14step by step my day is good thanks ashton we're just outside today how are you
18:22that's great again 90 i'm happy for you i'll let you guys sleep in my barn along with the horses and
18:28the sheep just outside the walls of course no peasants inside the castle walls i'll take anything i'll sleep
18:34with like horse poop seriously as long as it's like free the car i'm driving with is old mm-hmm
18:44at least you are getting a license young people have given up on that i saw that more and more young
18:50people are not getting a license or a job like you know how like the thing was to get a license right
18:57after high school or like in the states when you were like 16 you know you know people kind of
19:03postponed that it seems same with moving out but that's kind of understandable that people postpone
19:09moving out because prices of renting is insane sounds good ashton hey good morning feedbull
19:17would i date a brazilian if i like him then sure if he likes me also why not i have nothing against
19:28brazilian people i think i paid a quarter of that yeah and in poland to get a license is 1000 euros and i
19:39used used to be like i don't know like 300 or 350 like 10 years ago now it's 1000
19:52crazy staring contest let's do it you ready three two one stare
20:09if you ever need to pilot a plane
20:23the tiger literally is in shaded colors shaded in colors they cannot see
20:31humans have three types of consoles we perceive more colors differently animals with two types of
20:35consoles see less so they don't see orange they see green okay okay i get it i think
20:49i just know you're my type because i get lost in your eyes
20:53so that's all it takes huh i see how it is polar bears are not white the more you know
20:59in addition it's easier for evolution to create brown and orange animal colors than green ones
21:09the orange color of the tiger's first produced by a chemical called pheomelanin okay
21:17tigers also have eyes on their ears when they're drinking it looks like they're still aware of their
21:21surroundings i have seen that yeah i have seen that actually cool cool interesting
21:34what's my favorite thing to do it depends on my mood i like to chill but i also like to
21:40especially recently be like doing things physically makes me feel better
21:45whatever whatever physical is good gets me out of the house you know also
21:54what's your favorite thing to do for the record i didn't try to crash i thought it was like tom
21:59cruising top gun and then i messed up yeah you can try again maybe you won't crash into london but hey
22:06not like you like london anyway
22:17albino tigers with blue eyes are interesting to see in a zoo
22:21i don't think i've ever seen an albino actually tiger before
22:26i don't think we have those in the zoo here yeah you've been giga busy lately getting all exhausted
22:32hearing about it i know right i shouldn't even mention i'm like a gym freak now people in chat said
22:39i'm like the class maxing in the gym which is funny
22:45just be outside doing anything that's nice ashton cool
23:00i don't think i'm gonna pay to look at animals in captivity fair
23:15so hard to get my ass out of the door once i'm home gotta build more energy
23:30the only way it works for me to get out is literally when i am like
23:36when i've committed to something like when i when someone's waiting for me to be somewhere you know
23:41and it's like a bit lame to cancel you know that's the only way for me to get out honestly so maybe
23:46you can try something like that i don't know how yeah some appointment or like literally you know
23:52even with friends like an appointment but as long as you know you don't cancel
24:00the best is like to have an appointment with one person like if you don't show up they're gonna be a
24:04bit disappointed you know because if you if you if you go hang out with like more than one person like
24:09four people then there's always gonna be like a group without you but if it's just you and another
24:13person that it's like you kind of cannot cancel you know already something always comes up i know
24:20it's very easy to make excuses to not go places
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