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00:00:00Since the beginning of time, man has looked to the stars and wondered if others like ourselves
00:00:17existed. Would they be super intelligent, peaceful, sensitive? Our story will go some
00:00:26way to answering these eternal questions.
00:03:13Keep space tidy.
00:03:21mission successfully completed we repeat trailblazer desmond brock has safely returned
00:03:33to space podule exon mark four mission successfully completed we repeat repeat repeat well well what
00:03:43was it there no it wasn't now we're really inconvenienced they're um they're blue with
00:03:49silver nipples and there's a long piece of um yes i know what a fuse looks like we're lost in space
00:03:54lost we're not lost well where are we then bernard that's what i'd like to know now there
00:04:00is absolutely nothing to worry about right julian this is just like space cruise to nowhere no it
00:04:09is not they drifted for days years in the end oh for heaven's sake
00:04:13all we have to do is put on an emergency repair cord somehow drifting drifting they all turned into
00:04:23skeletons in the end of course ah yes there we are with little bits of floppy skin hanging off
00:04:28yeah lovely spot right come on chop chop space ball anyone
00:04:35beautiful isn't it where are we then uh well this is technically what we call deep space
00:04:49well it's technically what i'd call stoddle oh look come on cheer up everyone we are 15 million light
00:04:55years from the nearest space group there is no intelligent life around here anywhere
00:04:59so a happy ending for one man and his job this is alice de paul wishing you a very good evening
00:05:09and remember we'll be back with an update in two hours at midnight
00:05:13that's it everybody back in two hours
00:05:19uh graham oh yeah uh mr mackenzie and me have got an important rendezvous with uh contact
00:05:35extoriator yeah could be it could be so you look after the phones sure yeah
00:05:41if the third world war breaks out just make a note of it will you yeah yeah you can rely on me
00:05:46have a good meeting
00:05:49space balls must not be kicked out of the recreation area thank you space balls must not be kicked out of the recreation area thank you
00:06:02space balls must not be kicked out of the park
00:06:05руwhy must not be kicked out of the recreation area thank you
00:06:06ind主
00:06:08yo
00:06:09and i had to be kicked out of the recreation area thank you
00:06:14and i had to beanglespers didn't you
00:06:17know
00:06:20the
00:06:31really don't play with it you don't know how to work it desmond put it back where it was
00:07:01well where are we going that's what i'd like to know well somewhere i can get a drink hopefully
00:07:19what about bernard what about bernard des well he's up
00:07:23how do you stop these things we're gonna hit it we're gonna hit it
00:07:30we're going too far
00:07:34i'm just a boy out of tennessee and music always wants my life just say the words
00:07:47i can't eat it oh yeah it's a little chopped up i mix it with a little tennessee butter
00:07:55i got one i got one i got a spaceship they're coming
00:08:11from outer space they're coming they're gonna enter our atmosphere
00:08:20we have a target
00:08:43give me the indian ocean
00:08:51give me the indian ocean
00:09:05i'm located sir indian ocean coming up sir
00:09:09where's the man
00:09:10where's the man
00:09:22but so
00:09:24and so
00:09:30and so
00:09:401, 2, 3, 2, 1.
00:09:52Geoffrey, there's something very peculiar coming up behind.
00:09:57Good grief!
00:10:00Get off the motorway!
00:10:02But it's still following us!
00:10:06Don't look behind you!
00:10:10It shouldn't be allowed. It's madness.
00:10:28Did you get his number?
00:10:32No.
00:10:34I think he was Belgian.
00:10:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:11:10Hello, love. Just reporting a bit of congestion between exits 8 and, say, 23. Looks like a
00:11:22spaceship of some description. Over. Can I put the cones out, Sarge? Yeah, might as well.
00:11:30Hello? Just, just, just, hold on, hold on a minute. Just a minute. Can you hold for just a minute? Can you, can you hold for just a minute?
00:11:47Hello? Hello? Can you hold for just a minute, please? Hold on just a minute, please. Hold on, can you? Yes? What?
00:11:56And the government has no intention at this stage to change immigration laws. Not only would we consider it to be totally...
00:12:06Red phone, Minister. Ah. Excuse me. Yes? Oh. Is there a Commander Matteson here? Yes. Oh. It's for you. Oh.
00:12:26Oh, hello. No, no, not very. Aliens? What do you mean, aliens? What do you mean from another planet?
00:12:38Yes, it's a tricky one, isn't it? Well, if I still alive, don't let them out of their flying saucer. We don't want a lot of little green men
00:12:45terrorizing the home counties during Ascot week, do we? Hmm? Yes, all right. Full emergency.
00:12:50Good morning, sir. Good morning, Madison. Yes, all right.
00:13:05I'll try to join you for coffee in the library.
00:13:07I want the press. Captain, I do this.
00:13:19Oh.
00:13:19Oh.
00:13:20Oh.
00:13:21Oh.
00:13:22Oh.
00:13:23Oh.
00:13:24Oh.
00:13:25Oh.
00:13:26Oh.
00:13:27Oh.
00:13:28Oh.
00:13:29Oh.
00:13:31Oh.
00:13:32Oh.
00:13:33Oh.
00:13:34Oh.
00:13:35Oh.
00:13:36Oh.
00:13:37Oh.
00:13:47Oh.
00:13:48Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:13:50Oh, blah, blah, blah.
00:13:52Shut up.
00:13:53Look at this, Elvis.
00:13:54Look at this.
00:13:54What's up?
00:13:55Ed of a Chinese mill.
00:13:56The biggest story since Adam and Eve got evicted, and where were you all?
00:13:59In the pub were you, Stanley.
00:14:01Yes.
00:14:02So.
00:14:03Who have we got on the spot, eh?
00:14:06Tell you who? No one. Wait a minute, Stanley, what's that?
00:14:15Mr. Benson, an alien spaceship has landed on the M1, taken camera unit to cover, everything under control.
00:14:22Well, at least someone here knows what's going on.
00:14:27Someone who can seize the moment by the horns as it rises.
00:14:31Who is it, eh? Graham Sweetly.
00:14:33Oh, my God.
00:14:36Aliens have landed, and I've got an idiot running around the country with my camera unit.
00:14:40Wait a minute, Stanley. We don't even know if it was an alien spaceship yet.
00:14:44Listen, I've been in television for over 40 years, and I can recognize the inexplicable and unknown when I see it.
00:14:52All right, everybody?
00:14:56All right, you lot, let's make television!
00:15:00Your time has come, you smug bastard!
00:15:03The aliens are here! We're all going to die!
00:15:06The aliens are here!
00:15:10The aliens are here!
00:15:14The aliens!
00:15:19You all right, son?
00:15:37Oh, Jules.
00:15:39What is it?
00:15:40It's my leg.
00:15:42What's wrong with it?
00:15:45You're standing on it.
00:15:49Oh.
00:15:58He's dead, Julian.
00:15:59Julian.
00:16:03No.
00:16:05No, I'm not, son.
00:16:06Good job, Bernard's not here.
00:16:12Why?
00:16:14Well, he'd be angry about the mess, wouldn't he?
00:16:16No, he'd be angry about the mess, doesn't he?
00:16:23Oh, let's go.
00:16:24So, let's go.
00:16:34No, I'm not.
00:16:36No, I'm not.
00:16:37You're not.
00:16:38You're not.
00:16:38No, I'm not.
00:16:39No, no.
00:16:40No, no, no.
00:16:40I'm not.
00:16:40No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:41No, no, no.
00:16:42No, no, no, no.
00:16:42No, no.
00:16:43No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:44Drive on.
00:17:14All right, now, back you go.
00:17:27Back.
00:17:28No one's going anywhere.
00:17:29Come on now.
00:17:30Chief Inspector Miller, local police.
00:17:31Chief here, how's it going?
00:17:32Hell of a mess, sir.
00:17:33It's attracted every crackpot in the country.
00:17:35Good, good.
00:17:36God, it's a local fire department.
00:17:38How's it going?
00:17:39Oh, terrible.
00:17:40Lost three men.
00:17:41The flames are completely out of control.
00:17:42Good, good, well done.
00:17:43If you wouldn't mind, sir.
00:17:44Oh, of course.
00:17:45It's Jeffrey, isn't it?
00:17:47Get off my land, all of you.
00:17:48I'll take your army with you.
00:17:50Have that woman shot, will you?
00:17:52There's a sort of pot, Jules.
00:17:53I beg your pardon?
00:17:54Down there.
00:17:55It looks undamaged.
00:17:56Down there.
00:17:57It looks undamaged.
00:18:09Oh, of course.
00:18:10It looks undamaged.
00:18:11How did you rule theEEP?
00:18:12It looks undamaged.
00:18:13No one's going to lie?
00:18:18The bomb had come out there.
00:18:22It looks and can be all the way out of control.
00:18:26.
00:18:27.
00:18:28.
00:18:43.
00:18:44.
00:18:44.
00:18:45.
00:18:46.
00:18:47.
00:18:48.
00:18:49.
00:18:50.
00:18:51.
00:18:52.
00:18:53Sir!
00:18:54Commander, you probably don't know this, but my mother was a great military strategist.
00:19:02No.
00:19:03No, I didn't.
00:19:04Well, there's no reason why you should.
00:19:06One hell of a woman, Matheson.
00:19:08Yes.
00:19:09Yes, I think she was.
00:19:10I'm only sorry she can't be here now to see this.
00:19:13Certainly.
00:19:14The Archbishop of Canterbury on the line, sir.
00:19:17Tell him I'm a prayer.
00:19:18Well, let's face it, Commander, the people of the world as we know it are...
00:19:23What's the word I'm looking for?
00:19:27Doomed?
00:19:28No.
00:19:29Saved?
00:19:30No, no.
00:19:31Not alone.
00:19:32The people of this world are not alone.
00:19:35I think you know what I'm talking about, Matheson.
00:19:39So broadly, you're in agreement.
00:19:41Commander, the quicker you can make your move, the better.
00:19:44Go for it.
00:19:46Just remember, we're not playing polo in Westminster Abbey now.
00:19:50These beings are of a higher intelligence.
00:19:54Well, don't just sit there, Desmond.
00:19:56Do something.
00:20:00What?
00:20:01Well, start the engine and let's get out of here.
00:20:03Well, I can't do that, can I?
00:20:05Why not?
00:20:06Well, because it's broken.
00:20:07How do you know?
00:20:09Because it looks broken, does it?
00:20:11Now, let's take a place for my mother here.
00:20:14Here is a statement issued at 20 through 30 hours.
00:20:17April the 16th.
00:20:18I will read it once.
00:20:19There will be no questions.
00:20:20There has been an accident on the M1 just south of Luton.
00:20:23What?
00:20:24Is Sweetly doing pictures?
00:20:25I must have pictures.
00:20:27OB coming through.
00:20:28That's more like it.
00:20:29Good boy.
00:20:30Good boy.
00:20:31Sound!
00:20:33I must have sound!
00:20:35Sound!
00:20:36The simple explanation is that the vehicle in question was a prototype seven-story helium-driven
00:20:43hovercraft blown off course while undergoing tests in the Solent.
00:20:47That is the end of this statement.
00:20:54Yeah.
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11Greetings!
00:21:25I had trouble finding you.
00:21:31Your signal was weak.
00:21:41Where are you going?
00:21:47Oh, I'm easy, you know.
00:21:54I'm just bumming around the spaceways, you know, doing my own thing.
00:21:58Very much like yourself.
00:21:59So you've obviously been up to it a lot longer than I have, judging by the, what would you
00:22:05call that, sort of, floppy skin, sort of hanging off.
00:22:10It's a lovely, lovely spaceship, isn't it?
00:22:12That's not bad.
00:22:13I bet you've got a bit of poke when you pump the gas, eh?
00:22:19Are you male or female?
00:22:22Pardon?
00:22:23Are you the male of the species or the female?
00:22:29Male, male, male.
00:22:32I'm a man.
00:22:33I'm a man, definitely.
00:22:34I'm a human man.
00:22:35A part of mankind, but very definitely the male part.
00:22:38guts.
00:22:39Or parts?
00:22:40Oh, shit!
00:22:45Oh, my God.
00:23:16Will all Section 7 personnel scheduled for decontamination proceed to the decontamination unit in the decontamination block for immediate decontamination?
00:23:29I'll repeat that. Will all Section 7 personnel scheduled for decontamination proceed to the decontamination unit in the decontamination block for immediate decontamination?
00:23:45Colonel Larravee.
00:23:50Commander Madison.
00:23:53Ah, Simpson.
00:23:57Has there been any further activity?
00:23:59No, sir. We alerted you as soon as we heard the noise.
00:24:01What, oh, three hours ago.
00:24:04It's been quiet, sir.
00:24:05And you think it's some sort of life form?
00:24:07Well, we're naturally taking orientation precautions.
00:24:10Disguise.
00:24:13Where is Professor Trussaud?
00:24:15I beg your pardon?
00:24:16Trussaud.
00:24:17Oh, the prop.
00:24:18He's setting up his equipment next to the podule now.
00:24:21Oh, good.
00:24:21Who is it?
00:24:22I had him flown in.
00:24:23Did you?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25Trussaud, the world's number one expert in lingophonic communications.
00:24:28Of course he is.
00:24:29He certainly has a fair amount of tackle.
00:24:31Listen, if the man who got a dolphin asked permission before pissing in his pool needs a lot of equipment, he needs a lot of equipment.
00:24:36Yes, I can imagine.
00:24:45Commander Madison, am I wearing the right clothing?
00:24:55This is not my suit.
00:24:56Where is my suit?
00:24:57Professor Trussaud.
00:25:19Professor, thank God you're here.
00:25:32If ever there was a time when the skills that you are endowed with were what we have need of, then this is it.
00:25:38Gentlemen, may I present the man who will unravel the mysteries of the aliens' language.
00:25:46This is the big one.
00:25:48Qu'est-ce que vous dites?
00:25:49Je ne comprends pas.
00:25:50Y'a quelqu'un qui parle le français?
00:25:52Non?
00:25:53The big one.
00:25:55The big one.
00:25:57One.
00:25:59Talking to the aliens.
00:26:02The podule.
00:26:02Oh.
00:26:03Padule.
00:26:05Padule.
00:26:09Podule.
00:26:10Podule.
00:26:11Talk.
00:26:12Speak.
00:26:13Aliens.
00:26:13Professor Simpson.
00:26:14Professor Simpson.
00:26:16The noise has come back, sir.
00:26:24Oh.
00:26:27This is a much more positive signal.
00:26:50Is it?
00:26:51Yes.
00:26:52The first bout only lasted 20 seconds.
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:55Oh.
00:27:19This is a much more positive signal.
00:27:22Des?
00:27:24Des?
00:27:26Des, that's no music.
00:27:28So can I, son.
00:27:30I thought you were asleep, you dirty little git.
00:27:34Don't stop, Des.
00:27:36Oh!
00:27:38Des, that's no music.
00:27:40Des? Des, that's no music.
00:27:42So can I, son.
00:27:44I thought you were asleep, you dirty little git.
00:27:46Oh, don't stop, Des.
00:27:48Oh!
00:27:50Born free.
00:27:52As free as the wind blows.
00:27:54As free as the grass grows.
00:27:58Born free to follow your heart.
00:28:00We don't need a goddamn word.
00:28:02Live free.
00:28:04And beauty surrounds you.
00:28:06The world still storms you.
00:28:10Each time you look at a star.
00:28:12Take this bullet, sir, and shut up your...
00:28:16Sir?
00:28:18Oh, my God.
00:28:22Oh, my God.
00:28:26Des?
00:28:28What?
00:28:30The door's dropped off.
00:28:32What?
00:28:46The door has dropped off.
00:28:48What?
00:28:50The door has dropped off.
00:28:52Well, pull it back on again.
00:28:54Come on again.
00:29:16Des?
00:29:18What?
00:29:20Would you come here a moment, please, my darling?
00:29:22Oh, fuck.
00:29:24Would you just come here, please, Desmond?
00:29:26Sound?
00:29:28I wonder what that...
00:29:30Desmond?
00:29:32I'm trying...
00:29:33I'm...
00:29:34All right.
00:29:35You pull that door off!
00:29:37Hello.
00:29:38Can I speak to Miss Benson, please?
00:29:39Mr. Benson.
00:29:40Yes, it's very urgent, actually.
00:29:41Hello.
00:29:42Miss Stanley.
00:29:43This...
00:29:44is tea bag.
00:29:45We'll eat with a hovercraft, later.
00:29:46There's somebody coming.
00:29:47We need a picture of a hovercraft.
00:29:48And we'll need a diagram.
00:29:49All clear.
00:29:50All clear.
00:29:51All clear.
00:29:54Oh!
00:29:55What?
00:29:56Yes, it's very urgent, actually.
00:29:57Hello.
00:29:58Miss Stanley.
00:29:59This...
00:30:00Is tea bag.
00:30:01We'll eat with a hovercraft, later.
00:30:02I'm sorry.
00:30:03I don't know if there's somebody coming.
00:30:04We need a picture of a hovercraft.
00:30:09Mmm.
00:30:10And we'll need a diagram.
00:30:12All clear.
00:30:14Gentlemen, Professor Simpson and his team
00:30:43have just completed a thorough physical examination of the aliens, and he has come to the conclusion
00:30:47that they are... human.
00:30:51Human?
00:30:52Human?
00:30:54Yes, it's quite feasible.
00:30:56A parallel world, a planet, a whole new life form developing in much the same way as our
00:31:00own in a distant solar system.
00:31:02It's all here in document 14.
00:31:08All right, gentlemen, no more pussyfooting around.
00:31:10Let's go.
00:31:13Sit down, will you?
00:31:40Over here.
00:31:45We'd like to start at the beginning.
00:31:57Yes?
00:32:01Good.
00:32:04Good place to start, I think.
00:32:06You have come to our planet from another planet?
00:32:10No.
00:32:11We come from our own planet, not another one.
00:32:15That's what we mean.
00:32:17Well, why didn't you say so, then?
00:32:18Yes, why didn't you say so?
00:32:20Let's start again.
00:32:21At the beginning.
00:32:22If you like.
00:32:23I don't mind.
00:32:24It's him that gets confused.
00:32:25Sit down, sis.
00:32:27The planet that you come from.
00:32:30Yes.
00:32:31What do you call it?
00:32:33What do I call it?
00:32:36Yes.
00:32:37What do you call it?
00:32:38What's it known as?
00:32:40What's its name?
00:32:44Forgotten.
00:32:45You've forgotten?
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:48Silly me.
00:32:50I'll forget my own name next.
00:32:51It gives a clue.
00:33:02Now, can you complete that?
00:33:19Can you?
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:22Well, what are you asking me for?
00:33:38Greetings.
00:33:43My name is Bernard.
00:33:46I have travelled far to your planet.
00:33:50I come in peace.
00:33:53Will you speak with me?
00:33:58No, I understand.
00:34:00I would like to meet with your leader.
00:34:04Is that possible at all?
00:34:08I will return here in 24 hours.
00:34:12When the moon is in the heavens again.
00:34:20Good.
00:34:21This should interest you, Lut.
00:34:22This is the sort of thing we have on our planet.
00:34:24See this?
00:34:35See this?
00:34:35So, just by touching this, see, we can make signs, what we call letters and words, yeah?
00:34:55P-L-E-N-N-I-T. Planet. I mean, you'd have a bit of a job carrying one of them around your top pocket, wouldn't you?
00:35:11And we call this a pen. P-E-N. N.
00:35:24Who, show it to me? Um, where do you know I'm up?
00:35:32Tempt me sideways? You must have heard of tempt me sideways.
00:35:36Tempt me sideways. Oh, that's the key.
00:35:44It's such a na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, but it's true.
00:35:51Do go on.
00:35:54It's such a na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, but it's true.
00:36:00When you are in my arms, why does the sky go blue?
00:36:05My heart goes bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, when I'm with you.
00:36:12Make my dreams come.
00:36:19True.
00:36:20So, let's just recap, shall we?
00:36:29It's very big, possibly huge, but also wide and rough.
00:36:37It's greeny, sort of bluey, sort of all bright colors, and covered with all wispy clouds.
00:36:49And all in all, a funny old place.
00:36:59And there's nothing else you can tell us about your planet?
00:37:01Oh, I just remember what it's called.
00:37:11What?
00:37:12Blob.
00:37:14Blob.
00:37:16Blob.
00:37:18Blob.
00:37:21Blob.
00:37:22Blob.
00:37:23Blob.
00:37:28You're early.
00:37:30Greetings, once more.
00:37:38Leader not here, then?
00:37:42You seem strangely silent tonight.
00:37:45you haven't told him have you what is the point in people making arrangements if
00:38:03what can i say this is a great moment a great moment
00:38:10hey melvin there was a strangey dressed man of the forest back there and you know i think we hit him
00:38:19good oh no melvin please stop we've got to get some help
00:38:25definitely a strain of the ankle some abrasions possibly slight bruising of the toes he'll be
00:38:35okay
00:38:36severe concussion multiple fractures hemorrhaging possible broken toes
00:39:03somebody give me an okay on immediate surgery somebody find the doctor we got a sick man here
00:39:09where am i okay honey you're gonna be all right
00:39:14i must go home yeah sure honey i must leave this planet at once
00:39:24has anyone seen my spaceship he's delirious take me to your leader it's gonna be okay honey just relax
00:39:33everything's fine look i am not talking to you i'm talking to him
00:39:37get the doctor
00:39:41i'm sorry to call you so late sir you asked to be kept in four have they tried to escape no have they
00:39:48given something away they've started playing with the chess set oh this is a development no it isn't i
00:39:54see commander matters i don't wish to dwell on technical matters but these visitors from outer space
00:40:03yes they are what we scientists call brainless brainless they're thick stupid dum-dums crudds crudds twits
00:40:13twits morons look at them now well they're posing in the mirror i had the mirror taken out yesterday
00:40:19some years ago we were in the habit of sending chimpanzees into outer space
00:40:25someone somewhere has gone one better they're completely worthless they know as much about the
00:40:32secrets of the universe as my mother's labrador they've got you exactly where they want you
00:40:37running around and around in circles until they're ready to strike well then you don't see it do you
00:40:46the moment that they get out on the streets
00:40:51their heads will split apart like ripe peaches spletch
00:40:57like maggots swarms of them reproducing until we have no power with which to resist them by
00:41:08i think we all need a good night's sleep we'll try a different approach in the morning
00:41:13hello sanny yes i know it's late this is tea bag again and and there's someone coming i'll find
00:41:22what's on this shut up shut up
00:41:37now listen boy listen good we're not going to leave this room until i know
00:41:46how your spacecraft was powered i've told you i drove it
00:41:50well look you've got two pedals right and you you press one and that makes you go and you you press
00:42:03the other and that makes you stop see pedals p e d d e l s pedals
00:42:12come on let's have a look at the real alien
00:42:27keep him away from me will you he's mad
00:42:34so i knew this would have to happen eventually you know
00:42:39well you spend as much time buzzing around in space as i do
00:42:42bound to make contact with the odd intelligent life form aren't you
00:42:45ah yes this is very good can't be too careful
00:42:49i uh i think you'll find i'm clean
00:42:55uh good evening i'm here to see your leader i believe he's expecting me
00:43:21well george washington's taking a nap right now julius caesar is watching tv
00:43:25but i'm sure one of the napoleons will be able to talk to you
00:43:29and we consider it a regrettable incident that we must put behind us
00:43:41especially today because i have a very important announcement to make you all
00:43:48you'll have to wait
00:43:49colonel larrybear i've been very patient with you but as long as i control this operation
00:43:56commander madison you no longer do control this operation
00:44:00i do
00:44:03gentlemen
00:44:12when you're in the tub and a man-eating spider crawls out of the faucet you don't
00:44:18ask him to pass you the soap
00:44:20i'm telling you we have got something in our plumbing and i don't like it
00:44:28these are no pinheads from another planet these are no pea brains from beyond
00:44:35these are mind suckers
00:44:42i can hear my mother now
00:44:50she's saying get out there raymond get out there and get those leeches before they get you
00:44:58my god haven't any of you seen invasion of the body snatchers
00:45:05let's kill him
00:45:08i'll take the ugly one with a drink problem
00:45:16what did you do that for us
00:45:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:54Oh, oh, oh.
00:46:08The ventilation shaft, sir.
00:46:35After them.
00:46:36Dr. Wallis.
00:46:37What would you do if you were being chased?
00:46:50Hide.
00:46:52Let's hide.
00:46:53Come on, search the old building.
00:47:12Hi, hi.
00:47:14Just a minute, just a minute.
00:47:15How am I supposed to escape if you keep running away?
00:47:17Now, I know you're frightened and confused, but just get in the car, will you?
00:47:27Hold the right fire.
00:47:28They're not inside.
00:47:29They're outside.
00:47:30Come on, come on.
00:47:32Oh, come on.
00:47:33Come on.
00:47:34Oh, buddy.
00:47:37It's right, sir.
00:47:38Can somebody just explain to me what's going on here?
00:47:40Quickly.
00:47:42If it's not too much to ask.
00:47:43Come on, sir.
00:47:44Don't push me.
00:47:45Get in.
00:47:45Just get off the key.
00:47:48Olly olly action, free.
00:47:50Adios, alien.
00:47:54Sir?
00:47:55Merchant.
00:47:56Do you think they're all right?
00:48:04You don't really know.
00:48:06Wait!
00:48:09Sandra, I have to talk to you.
00:48:12Can't we behave like reason of all human beings?
00:48:16We're all getting a bit hot under the collar.
00:48:18They are not.
00:48:19I can't let you escape like this.
00:48:21Stop the lorry.
00:48:22Oh, yes, yes.
00:48:23You'd like me to stop the lorry, wouldn't you?
00:48:25Well, I can't.
00:48:27I'm taking these people.
00:48:28Some of them will be careful.
00:48:30Some of them will look after.
00:48:31Some of them will go.
00:48:32Oh, my God.
00:48:36Sandra!
00:48:38I love you.
00:48:39What did he say?
00:48:41Oh, Sandra, you came from outer space.
00:48:44But when I saw your face, somehow I...
00:48:48Watch out for him.
00:48:49He's singing.
00:48:50You nosedived into my atmosphere.
00:48:54You dropped your landing gear.
00:48:57And my heart flue.
00:49:00Graham!
00:49:00Let me in!
00:49:02This is the scoop of a lifetime!
00:49:05Graham, don't do this to me!
00:49:07Not to your own father!
00:49:08You're not my father, Stanley!
00:49:10You can't keep this to yourself!
00:49:12Is he a fool?
00:49:13No, he isn't.
00:49:14Did my wife suck on you at her breast?
00:49:16No, she did not!
00:49:17Would you like her to?
00:49:18No, thank you!
00:49:20Ignore him.
00:49:20He'll go away.
00:49:21Graham!
00:49:22He says to go away!
00:49:24You can have anything you want.
00:49:28Anything?
00:49:31Yeah!
00:49:32Graham!
00:49:33Just fill in your own amount!
00:49:35All right!
00:49:36Oh!
00:49:37Oh!
00:49:40Nobody move!
00:49:41We have the building completely surrounded.
00:49:43You must hand over the aliens to me immediately.
00:49:47Now all will come to you if you give up and I'll stop.
00:49:51If you don't believe me, look out of the window.
00:49:57Come out one by one with your hands high.
00:50:00Come out with your hands up!
00:50:03Slowly!
00:50:04Mind the couch, Billy!
00:50:06Billy!
00:50:07Don't come any disclosure, Billy!
00:50:11We interrupt this broadcast to bring you an urgent newsflash.
00:50:14We'll return to our western as soon as possible.
00:50:18UKBC can exclusively...
00:50:19What happened to the cowboy farm?
00:50:21Shh!
00:50:21Thank you for your help.
00:50:22Well, you'll be quiet!
00:50:23I need this.
00:50:24Crash happened last week.
00:50:26Yes, sure, Stanley.
00:50:27And they are pulled up here.
00:50:30That's us.
00:50:31One, three, two, a...
00:50:33Mornington Avenue.
00:50:34Shh!
00:50:35That's us.
00:50:35We're on the news.
00:50:36Shh!
00:50:37Home of unscrupulous, unemployed, former junior assistant, Graham Sweetly.
00:50:44That's the incredible story tonight.
00:50:47Earlier this evening, the head of special operations on site, Commander Grenville Madison,
00:50:52was prevailed upon to issue a statement.
00:50:55He said there are three extraterrestrials of humanoid Caucasian appearance.
00:50:59The leader is male, about 31, 62, 190 pounds, pallid complexion, length, greasy hair.
00:51:05The second is of indeterminate sex, 28, 5'10", 145 pounds, short, dark hair, pale skin.
00:51:14The female is 26.
00:51:15Looks younger.
00:51:16She has a delicate complexion and excellent bone structure.
00:51:20Her eyes are hazel, flecked with gray, and sometimes a little sag.
00:51:24Her voice is throaty, hands exquisite, and she said to have a certain indefinable something.
00:51:30A commander, Madison, added that they were highly intelligent and potentially dangerous.
00:51:34Highly intelligent!
00:51:34We'll be going back to England, for on the spot...
00:51:36Highly intelligent!
00:51:37You've got it wrong!
00:51:39They've got it wrong!
00:51:40They've got it wrong!
00:51:41They've got it wrong!
00:51:41Listen to me, woman, I shouldn't be here.
00:51:43I should be over there in, uh, in what's it called?
00:51:45England.
00:51:46Do you understand?
00:51:47You can't let those idiots talk to your civilization.
00:51:49They're having enough trouble talking to each other.
00:51:51Bernard!
00:51:52I think we'd be better off downstairs.
00:51:56Look, look, I'm quite calm.
00:51:57Look, is that the time?
00:51:59I promised to give the Eskimo chief a ping-pong lesson.
00:52:00You're wasting your time with me!
00:52:07Kill them before they kill us!
00:52:10Come and I'll watch someone else.
00:52:13No.
00:52:15Hey, look, that man's going to throw something.
00:52:17What is it?
00:52:19Ouch!
00:52:20Well, it's some sort of brick, I think.
00:52:22Well, that could have been dangerous, that.
00:52:24I'm hungry.
00:52:26Wasn't our fault we crushed on their planet, was it, Sam?
00:52:28No.
00:52:29It was Des's fault.
00:52:37This is madness.
00:52:41Madness!
00:52:43I can't, I can't let them do this.
00:52:46I can't.
00:52:51So, space travelers come halfway across the universe to this planet,
00:52:58and this is how we greet them, is it?
00:53:00Yeah, he's right, he's right.
00:53:02With rocks!
00:53:04And with avocados!
00:53:06How much are avocados?
00:53:09You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
00:53:12I never seen that.
00:53:13See, these aren't space monsters
00:53:16with TV aerials stuck on their heads.
00:53:19They haven't come here to zap your planet
00:53:21with their ray guns.
00:53:24These are fellow beings.
00:53:26Come in peace.
00:53:29To do a bit of shopping.
00:53:31People of Earth, people of Earth.
00:53:34We should count ourselves privileged.
00:53:36Yeah, privileged.
00:53:37To greet these intrepid pioneers
00:53:39who've come so far across the space race.
00:53:43Because they didn't do that without courage.
00:53:46Yes, and without fortitude.
00:53:50And without wisdom.
00:53:54Uh, your cook is on fire.
00:53:56You stupid!
00:53:57Idi emoticils!
00:53:59Come on!
00:54:00Come on!
00:54:01Come on!
00:54:01Come on!
00:54:04You haven't been on holiday with them.
00:54:05Come on!
00:54:06Come on!
00:54:06Come on!
00:54:07Come on!
00:54:07You haven't been on holiday with them.
00:54:18I tell you, they're absolutely...
00:54:37I love you.
00:54:51I love you, mommy.
00:54:55Come on, that's it.
00:55:09I love you.
00:55:11I love you.
00:55:25I love you.
00:55:41I love you.
00:55:47Friends, this is where our paths must divide.
00:56:00I have a mission, but I must go alone.
00:56:02Which way is England?
00:56:07Bobby, there's nothing to be frightened of now.
00:56:10On my planet, all of you will be free men, not locked away like animals.
00:56:15Be free.
00:56:17Find your own happiness.
00:56:20Farewell.
00:56:45Are you all needing a lift?
00:56:47Yes, yes.
00:56:48Oh, by the way.
00:56:49Yep.
00:56:50I'm a man.
00:56:51Are you?
00:56:52Yes.
00:56:53Good.
00:56:54Good.
00:56:55Good.
00:56:56Good.
00:56:57Good.
00:56:58So, where are you all from?
00:57:10Originally.
00:57:11Yep.
00:57:12Well, originally I come from a long way away.
00:57:15You see, what happened was, I was with my friends and we were in our spaceship.
00:57:22Oh, here they come.
00:57:23Who's this?
00:57:24Countess Gretel of the Netherlands, may I present Sandra Brock.
00:57:39Have you got the kids on love?
00:57:40Have you seen this?
00:57:41Have you seen this?
00:57:42Have you seen this?
00:57:43King Alexis of Moravia.
00:57:44Sandra, I have to talk to you.
00:57:45Leave her alone.
00:57:46It was the only way.
00:57:47No.
00:57:48Look, Sandra doesn't like you.
00:57:49All right.
00:57:50Admiral of the fleet, Sir Arthur.
00:57:51There's a quiet anteroom.
00:57:52An ambassador.
00:57:53Somewhere where we can talk.
00:57:54A lady with a crown.
00:57:55Just to us.
00:57:56How are you shoving, mate?
00:57:57Get back in line.
00:57:58Oh, for goodness sake.
00:57:59I don't know what people see in her.
00:58:00She's perfect.
00:58:01Perfect?
00:58:02I've got bigger tits than she has.
00:58:03No.
00:58:04No.
00:58:05No.
00:58:06No.
00:58:07No.
00:58:08No.
00:58:09No.
00:58:10No.
00:58:11No.
00:58:12No.
00:58:13No.
00:58:14No.
00:58:15No.
00:58:16No.
00:58:17No.
00:58:18No.
00:58:19No.
00:58:20No.
00:58:21No.
00:58:22No.
00:58:23No.
00:58:24No.
00:58:25No.
00:58:26No.
00:58:27No.
00:58:28No.
00:58:29No.
00:58:30No.
00:58:31No.
00:58:33No.
00:58:34No.
00:58:35No.
00:58:36No.
00:58:37Yes.
00:58:38We haven't got it right, please.
00:58:39We're having a bit of relaxation.
00:58:40I'm sorry about that.
00:58:42Yes, yes.
00:58:43Yes.
00:58:44Sir.
00:58:45Is there you're a big popstar?
00:58:48There's somebody on the other phone.
00:58:50Does it?
00:58:51Hello, alien sweet.
00:58:52Sandra?
00:58:53Project Brock said yesterday that...
00:58:55Well, they exaggerate, don't they?
00:58:57No.
00:58:58Look, these are ambassadors from another planet.
00:59:01They're not interested in advertising.
00:59:02No.
00:59:03She went on to say that her husband, Des, is a well-known millionaire scientist on their planet.
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:08Some hope of that.
00:59:09I see.
00:59:13Honestly, they wouldn't do it for a million dollars.
00:59:15You're offering a million dollars.
00:59:17Now, you don't understand.
00:59:19There is nobody here who has the slightest interest or concern for mouthwash.
00:59:24No.
00:59:25No.
00:59:25Non.
00:59:26Nienti.
00:59:28Nine.
00:59:29No, not nine million.
00:59:31No.
00:59:31You don't understand.
00:59:32The money is entirely irrelevant.
00:59:34No.
00:59:36That doesn't mean they'll do it for free, either.
00:59:38No, please, stop bothering me, will you?
00:59:40I'm going to put the phone down now, you see?
00:59:41I'm going to...
00:59:41Just go away.
00:59:42Look, I'm...
00:59:43Hello.
00:59:45Hello.
00:59:45I'm sorry about that.
00:59:47Yeah, that tastes just like lube.
00:59:49Oh, my God.
00:59:50For charity, yes.
00:59:52I'm afraid you're barking up the wrong tree here.
00:59:54Well, they don't even know what golf is.
00:59:56And I don't think it would be fair to ask them to do it.
00:59:58So the answer is no.
00:59:59Yes.
01:00:00Could you get that for me, Julian, please?
01:00:03I'm talking about lube.
01:00:05That tastes like it, though.
01:00:07Hope you have flaps.
01:00:08Oh, don't drink it, Des.
01:00:11Looks like weed.
01:00:12I see.
01:00:12Thank you very much.
01:00:16Lube's green, Desmond.
01:00:18Good luck for the tournament, and up yours, too.
01:00:21Graham!
01:00:22Get me a crate of this stuff, will you?
01:00:24Yes, I'll get it in just a minute.
01:00:25You haven't got time to do that, Graham.
01:00:27You promise you'll take us to Scallans.
01:00:28Scotland, in fact.
01:00:29We're going there, Graham.
01:00:30I can't get you more trouble.
01:00:31No, I'll be with you in just a minute.
01:00:32You promise we'll go and do some shopping in Scallans?
01:00:35Just a minute.
01:00:35What am I doing?
01:00:39What am I doing?
01:00:41This is what my life has come to, is it?
01:00:43Dancing attendance on you three greedy, interplanetary pillocks.
01:00:47Well, I've had enough.
01:00:48I'm finished.
01:00:52Very sorry.
01:00:53All gone away.
01:00:55There's no water coming out.
01:00:56Julian.
01:00:58Graham.
01:01:01Ray.
01:01:02Julian's got his fingers stuck in a tap.
01:01:08All right.
01:01:10Please.
01:01:17Flowers for Miss Brock.
01:01:18Oh, Sandra, you may move there, you'll call us out of space.
01:01:31But when he saw your face, somehow he knew.
01:01:35How dare you, sir?
01:01:36Look, it wouldn't be done.
01:01:39Sandra!
01:01:41Yeah, hello, love.
01:01:42Yeah.
01:01:42Can you give me a plumber?
01:01:43A plumber, yes.
01:01:45And a brewery and a couple of thousand tons of green dye.
01:01:48All right.
01:01:48Let's go.
01:02:18When you are in my arms, why does the sky go blue?
01:02:33My heart goes dim, dim, dim, dim, dim, when I'm with you.
01:02:39When I feel happy, young men look twice.
01:02:45My headache seems to go away, my hair looks light.
01:02:50But if you ask me why, I sometimes look annoyed.
01:02:56It is because my husband's drunk and unemployed.
01:03:02That's why I'm up.
01:03:07Girl!
01:03:09This show is brought to you live from England.
01:03:15That was great, Sandra.
01:03:25Really great.
01:03:26Now, where were we?
01:03:28Ah, yes.
01:03:29University.
01:03:30Yes.
01:03:31What subject did you read at university, Sandra?
01:03:33Shoes.
01:03:34Shoes.
01:03:35Yes, I did shoes.
01:03:39And hair.
01:03:41Black and yellow.
01:03:44And...
01:03:45Oh, and advanced dancing.
01:03:47Oh my God.
01:03:48And Julian.
01:03:49Yes?
01:03:50You were a world famous manicurist on Blob.
01:03:54Was I?
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56You remember.
01:03:57Oh, oh yeah.
01:03:59Anything you say, Sam.
01:04:00Oh, let's get over to you, Dennis.
01:04:04anything you say sounds. Let's get over to you, Dennis.
01:04:20So Julian also read dancing at university. Yes, but only preliminary. And colouring.
01:04:30Not much preparation for piloting a spaceship. No, Bernard did all of that. Bernard? Bernard?
01:04:48Who's Bernard? He's, um, he's Des's brother's friend. Des, Bernard was with you, was he?
01:04:55Yes. No. Yes, he was. Wasn't he? Well, where's Bernard now? Well, he's up there. Lost in space.
01:05:07Ah, who?
01:05:22Don't try and stop me. Okay. Why, honey? Why? It can't be as bad as all that. Why? Why? I'll show you why.
01:05:33Why? You just, look at that. Look at that. Recognise them? Eh? My three so-called friends, rich and famous.
01:05:44And me, destitute. Nowhere to go. No money. And home, 14 million light years away. Nothing, nothing, nothing.
01:05:56That is bad. That is bad. You better jump. Thank you, madam. You've been a great help.
01:06:02Wait a minute. You're not called Bernard, are you?
01:06:07That is my name, yes. Hey, you must be the fourth alien.
01:06:11Yes. The one they talked about on the chat show just now. Yes.
01:06:14The one with the body odour problem. Yes, that's me. Oh, I'm saved. I'm saved.
01:06:21Oh, don't. I won't be needing you anymore.
01:06:29It's a rock. Excuse me. You'll want you back in the studio. Okay, fine.
01:06:35Stay cool. Okay. What's up? What's up? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. A full suny from the planet.
01:06:42Bob is trying to park his flying saucer, but don't tell Graham. Tell the whole world over their breakfast.
01:06:45Well, it wasn't that great. He's still up there. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it.
01:06:51I've got you. I've got you. The biggest contract. The biggest contract since,
01:06:58since the last contract I got you. And that was a big contract, wasn't it? Yes, it was, Graham.
01:07:01It was, Graham. It was great. I might as well flash this down the... Excuse me.
01:07:06Um, I'm trying to start a smile. Honestly, Graham, Bernard's dead. I hope so.
01:07:20Do you think he's dead?
01:07:20Mr. Tobe? Mr. Tobe, the maid has reported a hotel towel missing from your bathroom.
01:07:43Oh, goodness. Yes, look. Impacted by mistake.
01:07:49Yes. And an alabaster ashtray with simulated gold fittings.
01:07:56Oh, yes. And a bedside lampstand. Yes.
01:08:02Yes. And, uh, an antique or milieu telephone.
01:08:07Oh, yes. Thank you very much. Yes. And a chamber...
01:08:11What is all this? We own this hotel. He can take what he likes. Come on.
01:08:28Good evening. My name is Bernard. I am the fourth alien.
01:08:32Yeah, okay. Very impressive. Now go to the back of the line.
01:08:42You hear the news? The three aliens are coming to New York!
01:08:45One night only. Two thousand dollars a ticket.
01:08:47Julian! Julian! It's me! Julian! It's me! Julian! Look!
01:09:08Julian! Julian! It's me! It's me!
01:09:25It's me!
01:09:26Somebody please lend me two thousand dollars. I promise you'll get it back just as soon as I've seen my friends.
01:09:31You see, I am an alien. Hello. My name's Bernard. Hello. I'm an alien.
01:09:38Right, everybody out. What is all this? For Christ's sake, Ambrose, earn your money.
01:09:41Come on, let's move it. Come on, let's move it. Out, out, out, out, let's go.
01:09:43Out, out, out, out. Come on, let's move it.
01:09:45Come on, come on. Not you. You're on in five minutes.
01:09:49Graham, we've been thinking. Yeah, well, there's a first time for everything. Get dressed.
01:09:54Thank you! Thank you, America!
01:10:06We're not happy, are we, Julian? We think we're going in the wrong direction, artistically.
01:10:13We're thinking of retiring. Retiring?
01:10:18You haven't done anything yet. Get your clothes on.
01:10:22I don't think you appreciate the kind of pressure that we're under.
01:10:26Self, self, self. That's all you think of, isn't it?
01:10:32Never mind the 400,000 ordinary earth people out there. No, you surprise me. You really do.
01:10:37I really thought you were bigger than that.
01:10:41I blame myself. I've turned you from nice, ordinary guys into monsters from outer space.
01:10:49No, don't say that, Gray. No, I suppose, I suppose I just hoped for too much, didn't I?
01:10:55I just hoped that you could show this crazy, mixed up planet we live on, torn by war and strife and
01:11:03suffering, that there was something up there. Something beyond our own petty concerns.
01:11:08Something we could believe.
01:11:15Well, I was wrong to hope, wasn't I?
01:11:19I was wrong to hope for something sincere and truthful.
01:11:25What do you think, Gray?
01:11:25You look fine. Get out there and slay them.
01:11:34Let's have a big hand for the alternative gospel singers, that guides people from outer space.
01:11:39Big Blast!
01:11:40Big Blast!
01:11:41Big Blast!
01:11:41Big Blast!
01:11:43Big Blast!
01:11:45How, how did we go, before the module, the module of hope?
01:11:56Came, came from above, module of love, module of love.
01:12:08They came, yes, they did, yes, they did, they came from heaven, at about 10, 5, 11, right by Junction 7, that module of hope.
01:12:18Can we, how, how did we go, before the module, the module, the module of hope?
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01:18:39What's going on?
01:18:51I don't know what's happening.
01:19:03I don't know. You can't take it back one second. Out my way, Desmond.
01:19:06I don't know what's going on.
01:19:18Out the way, out the way, Desmond, we all know.
01:19:22Thank you very much.
01:19:23It's not what's going on, Desmond, that's right.
01:19:55Did you rent a space podule? Exxon Mark IV?
01:20:04So what if we did?
01:20:05It was supposed to be returned five weeks ago.
01:20:08It crashed, actually.
01:20:11Well, I hope you're fully covered.
01:20:14Where is it?
01:20:17Well, there's not much left.
01:20:21And that's in a museum.
01:20:25I suppose you'd better come back with me, then.
01:20:29What are you dressed like that for?
01:20:34Oh, nothing, really.
01:20:40You coming or what?
01:20:41Can't hang around.
01:20:42Oh, no.
01:20:47Oh, no.
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01:20:51Oh, no.
01:22:24You don't know me, but I know who you are, Bernard.
01:22:43Now, I'd like to have a little talk with you because, well, for one reason or another, some of the things that have happened today have obviously excited the two of us, haven't they?
01:22:55I should introduce myself sweetly.
01:22:57Oh, well, well, well, well, well.
01:22:58Nice to meet you.
01:22:59Now, this, um, this whole shebang.
01:23:00Everybody wonders why we walk around with this blank expression on our face.
01:23:17There goes that crazy bunch, they're really out to lunch.
01:23:23That bunch of jerks from out the state.
01:23:27We're more of us.
01:23:29Welcome to our pleasure dome.
01:23:31Welcome to our mobile home.
01:23:33Up in the sky.
01:23:36We're more of us.
01:23:38People say we've gone too far, but we don't know where we are, and we don't know why.
01:23:44The silver bird has landed on your motorway.
01:23:50No one could have guessed what was inside.
01:23:54Hey, they're drinking tea.
01:23:57Hey, look, it's on TV.
01:23:59Turn on and see two worlds collide.
01:24:03We're morons.
01:24:05Welcome to our pleasure dome.
01:24:07Welcome to our mobile home.
01:24:09Up in the sky.
01:24:11We're morons.
01:24:14People say we've gone too far, but we don't know where we are, and we don't know why.
01:24:21We don't know.
01:24:30Someone out there's watching me, and I don't know who.
01:24:35Trying to predict what I will do.
01:24:38What have we got to lose?
01:24:42I think I'll buy some shoes.
01:24:44Maybe a home computer too.
01:24:48Traveling Cognito on the underground.
01:24:52Form ourselves into a tiny cube.
01:24:57We're charging all the fees to mention frozen peas.
01:25:02We'll paint our faces green, and we're a smart machine.
01:25:06We'll take a peaceful nap, and we've got time to clap your hands if you're a moron too.
01:25:14Hey, hey, we're morons.
01:25:16And we cruise the stratosphere.
01:25:19What a space for ear to ear.
01:25:21There's nothing there.
01:25:24We're morons.
01:25:25And we come from outer space.
01:25:28We're going to another place, but we don't know where.
01:25:32And we don't know where.
01:25:33We're morons.
01:25:34Welcome to our pleasure dome.
01:25:37Welcome to our mobile home.
01:25:39Up in the sky.
01:25:42We're morons.
01:25:43People say we've gone too far.
01:25:46But we don't know where we are, and we don't know why.
01:25:50We're morons.
01:25:52And we cruise the stratosphere.
01:25:54We've got a space for ear to ear.
01:25:57There's nothing there.
01:25:58We're morons.
01:26:00We're morons.
01:26:01And we come from outer space.
01:26:03We're going to another place.
01:26:06And we don't know where.
01:26:08And we don't know where.