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00:00:00Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event here tonight.
00:00:04Nick Lassie, the maker of champions.
00:00:06WrestleMania!
00:00:07Hulkamania is running west.
00:00:09I am.
00:00:09I miss the man.
00:00:11You are fine.
00:00:12This is not a world that is watching.
00:00:27What's up?
00:00:30What are you doing here?
00:00:33I just thought I'd come in and have a little chat with you.
00:00:37Listen, I know the whole sledgehammer thing was an accident.
00:00:39I know you didn't mean to hit me, but that's me.
00:00:42You and I always have been and we always will be.
00:00:45We're cool.
00:00:46But my dad, on the other hand...
00:00:47Yeah, your dad.
00:00:48What about your dad?
00:00:49Huh?
00:00:50The Vince McMahon kiss my ass club?
00:00:52If he thinks for one second that I'm gonna get down...
00:00:55Hold on, hold on, hold on a second.
00:00:56Do you think I like that for one second?
00:00:57Do you think in any way that I want my...
00:01:00It's embarrassing to see your father's alabaster doughy keister flopping all over the place.
00:01:04And, you know, it's personally mortifying when you're actually a member.
00:01:11And I don't want to see that happening.
00:01:13So what are we gonna do about it?
00:01:15Well, it's not a we.
00:01:16It's not a we.
00:01:17It's what you can do about it.
00:01:19Listen, just get a reason.
00:01:20My dad likes you.
00:01:21He always, you know, he always has continually said the fact that you're like a member of
00:01:25the family.
00:01:26So you gotta go talk to Vince.
00:01:28That's what you gotta go do.
00:01:30Go talk to him.
00:01:31Go reason with him.
00:01:32Because if you don't, it's only gonna get worse.
00:01:37Alright.
00:01:38See you later.
00:01:40Now get the cards, the cards, from my generation, I'll take the...
00:01:45No, no, no, no, no, let's get it out, let's get it out, let's get it out.
00:01:51Let's get it out, let's get it out, let's get it out, let's get it out, let's get it out.
00:02:01The loss of the money, we're in this together and do it all.
00:02:06They said that nothing's forever and they refuse to see the change in me.
00:02:12Why won't they wake up?
00:02:14Music.
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00:02:30Welcome ladies and gentlemen on the Monday Night Round.
00:02:33We are live in the Melvin Arena in Pittsburgh.
00:02:36It is a huge crowd here tonight and Keith, what a wild ride.
00:02:40We're about to embark on.
00:02:42Oh, you're right.
00:02:43Check this out there.
00:02:44I'm afraid it's gonna happen tonight.
00:02:46Triple H is gonna join Mr. McMahon.
00:02:49Kiss my ass club right here on Raw.
00:02:52I know exactly how that feels.
00:02:54The ladies and gentlemen all for tonight.
00:02:56John Cena, Rob Van Damme in the ring for the official contract signing for the WWE Championship match at the ECW one night stand this Sunday.
00:03:05That is happening right now.
00:03:08The man who will defeat John Cena this Sunday at One Night Stand.
00:03:09The man who will defeat John Cena this Sunday at One Night Stand.
00:03:11For the WWE title.
00:03:12Ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:13The man who will defeat John Cena this Sunday at One Night Stand for the WWE title.
00:03:26Ladies and gentlemen, Rob Van Damme.
00:03:27The man who will defeat John Cena.
00:03:28The man who will defeat John Cena this Sunday at One Night Stand for the WWE title.
00:03:29Ladies and gentlemen, Rob Van Damme.
00:03:31The man who will defeat John Cena this Sunday at One Night Stand for the WWE title.
00:03:38Ladies and gentlemen, Rob Van Damme.
00:03:40The man who will defeat John Cena this Sunday at One Night Stand for the WWE title.
00:03:41Ladies and gentlemen, Rob Van Damme.
00:03:44He's running back for the WWE title.
00:03:45He's running back.
00:03:46John Cena's running back for the WWE title,
00:03:49Roy McCormick.
00:03:50, Paul Hayman already tried to run the show.
00:03:53He's running back for the WWE title.
00:03:56And due to their roffest crowd here tonight, we thank you ladies and gentlemen,
00:03:57for inviting us into your home.
00:03:58We believe we're going to be in store for one hell of a ride here tonight, live on Monday Night Raw.
00:04:05And his opponent this Sunday at one night stand he is the WWE champion John Cena.
00:04:35The most controversial champion perhaps in WWE history will be stepping King into no man's land this Sunday.
00:04:45John Cena may be walking to the ring on the wall for the last time as WWE champion.
00:04:52Oh please don't say that.
00:04:54It would be the blackest day in the history of this illustrious company if our champion lost our championship at an ECW pay-per-view.
00:05:04And now an ECW wrestler there in Rob Van Dam.
00:05:08It will be hostile ground for John Cena to be walking on this Sunday on pay-per-view at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City.
00:05:19That event sold out in a matter of minutes for this Sunday's pay-per-view.
00:05:26And every one of the ECW fans had to check with their parole officers to see if they could attend.
00:05:34Okay gentlemen let's get started.
00:05:41Now gentlemen I hold in my hand the Money in the Bank contract that Rob you won at WrestleMania.
00:05:50Oh yeah.
00:05:55Now both of your lawyers have looked at it both of your lawyers have approved it.
00:06:00And Rob you are the challenger one night stand so you will sign first.
00:06:05I'm sure he can't wait to get his name on the dotted line.
00:06:11Van Damme does seem very anxious.
00:06:14And confident.
00:06:18No?
00:06:26No?
00:06:27very passionate audience here tonight ladies and gentlemen
00:06:41six days john
00:06:41six days before that title right there is around my waist
00:06:57and renamed the ecw world title
00:07:13how bad would that be jr i hope you're prepared john for this fight
00:07:19for this hardcore action that brings out the best in me
00:07:27and for this extremely judgmental crowd that can't wait to boo you right out the freaking door
00:07:39no john the chain gang will not be present at one night stand
00:07:53see john when you sign this contract you're walking into the most unique environment in sports
00:08:03entertainment history because it's not about sports entertainment john it's going to be about
00:08:09hardcore action it's going to be about the most rapidly passionate fan base you have ever been
00:08:15in front of in your entire life because john whether you can't hear them or not they're here tonight and
00:08:22they'll be in mass at the hammerstein ballroom this sunday at one night stand and they're all going to
00:08:28be in unison dying for the chance to rub in your face the three letters that rob van damme represents
00:08:37e-c-w
00:08:39e-c-w
00:08:51yes
00:08:59passionate fans
00:09:01you're damn right because you are looking at an e c w fan
00:09:15Paul, I watched and respected
00:09:22every single thing that ECW did for this business
00:09:25And Rob, just because I gotta go to your house
00:09:32and play by your rules
00:09:36and have 2,500 of your best friends
00:09:39boo me out of the Hammerstein Ballroom
00:09:41Don't think that I'm just gonna lay down
00:09:48and hand you this WWE Championship
00:09:50It don't work like that, Jack
00:09:51Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong
00:09:58Everybody in this building now knows
00:10:00that you will fight for ECW
00:10:02What you need to understand
00:10:08is that I have fought
00:10:11and I have bled
00:10:13to keep this
00:10:16To hold on to this WWE Championship
00:10:30I have stepped in a cage with pit bulls
00:10:33I fear nothing and regret less
00:10:35Along the way, Rob
00:10:41I've been booed out of a building or two
00:10:44I know what that's like
00:10:45but I still got the nuts to stare the devil in the face
00:10:49And smile
00:10:57So before you get all excited
00:11:00about being the hometown hero
00:11:02at One Night Stand
00:11:03Homie, you need to get your mind straight
00:11:06You need to realize
00:11:10guys, this could possibly be
00:11:12your one opportunity
00:11:14to get a crack at this soldier
00:11:16And Rob
00:11:19This soldier is locked on
00:11:22dialed in and ready to strike
00:11:24And that One Night Stand
00:11:32And that One Night Stand
00:11:32My target
00:11:37The ECW fans are already here tonight
00:11:49This is Rob Van Dam
00:11:51Good luck to you
00:11:53I'll see you on Sunday
00:11:54Okay fellas, you are both signing
00:11:59So what we're gonna do
00:12:00Excuse me, excuse me
00:12:00There's a mistake here
00:12:02There's a little bit of mistake
00:12:03because your first taste of ECW
00:12:05does not come this Sunday, John
00:12:08Your first taste of ECW
00:12:10comes in two nights from now
00:12:12right here on the USA Network
00:12:14Your first taste of ECW
00:12:16comes this Wednesday night
00:12:17on a special called
00:12:19WWE vs. ECW
00:12:23I like to call it
00:12:24ECW vs. WWE
00:12:26Ten superstars
00:12:28from Raw and Smackdown
00:12:29combined
00:12:30against ten superstars
00:12:32from ECW
00:12:33in one battle royal
00:12:35head-to-head
00:12:36WWE and ECW
00:12:38and just, John
00:12:40so you can sample the flavor
00:12:42of ECW
00:12:43I brought
00:12:45a couple of the participants
00:12:47in the battle royal
00:12:48here with me
00:12:50tonight
00:12:51We need to see more ECW
00:12:56bums
00:12:57Oh my god
00:13:01Wait a minute, Caleb
00:13:01Tommy Dreamer leading a
00:13:06Oh, there's Terry Buck
00:13:09Terry Buck
00:13:11I saw the Sandman
00:13:12that falls Mahoney
00:13:13How did these guys get in the building?
00:13:16It's like the ECW
00:13:17There's the Sandman
00:13:19These ECW
00:13:20competitors are coming out
00:13:22of the woodwork here
00:13:23They're coming out
00:13:24from under a rock
00:13:25somewhere, JR
00:13:26And John Cena
00:13:27has found himself
00:13:28in one hellacious
00:13:30precarious position here
00:13:32Tommy Dreamer
00:13:40Terry Funk
00:13:42Sandman
00:13:45See, this is the way ECW works
00:13:48Paul, let me guess
00:13:50These guys are here for John Cena autographs, right?
00:13:53Right
00:13:53Well
00:13:55If I'm going down
00:13:58my ass is going down
00:13:59Oh, there you go
00:14:01John Cena
00:14:01John Cena
00:14:02and they're shooting the action
00:14:04here
00:14:04And a shot to the head
00:14:06And that kid does dip
00:14:07by the Sandman
00:14:08And now Cena
00:14:08is being decimated
00:14:10by a multiple
00:14:11opponent pack
00:14:12Look at this
00:14:12Cena being assaulted here
00:14:16by these men
00:14:17from ECW
00:14:18and there's
00:14:19that's Sabu
00:14:20Sabu
00:14:21Come on, wait a minute, JR
00:14:25Something's got to be done about this
00:14:26Wait a minute, Sabu
00:14:27that steel tear in hand
00:14:28Sabu on the top
00:14:30Cena
00:14:30Come on, way down
00:14:31Sabu driving that steel tear
00:14:34right across the back of Cena's head
00:14:36A gang assault
00:14:39by ECW
00:14:41Here you go
00:14:43And the Raw Superstars
00:14:47Hitting the ring here
00:14:50ECW
00:14:52Hitting the print
00:14:54The cycles of Lehman
00:14:56to set their discretion
00:14:57on this night
00:14:58perhaps is a better part of valor
00:15:00Now, look at this
00:15:04The entire
00:15:04Everybody from the back
00:15:06The entire Raw locker room
00:15:09is empty
00:15:09John Cena
00:15:12the laceration to his head
00:15:14And this
00:15:15Again, a moment of the prone attack
00:15:18by
00:15:19led by Paul Heyman's ECW
00:15:21Cena, I'll tell you what
00:15:27set a lot of guts
00:15:28whether you like him or not
00:15:29And I happen to have a lot of respect for him myself
00:15:32Well, that's why I don't think it's a wise move
00:15:34for John Cena to be going into
00:15:36enemy territory
00:15:37at this ECW pay-per-view
00:15:39Heyman sending a message
00:15:41not only about this Wednesday
00:15:43here on the USA Network
00:15:44but perhaps more importantly
00:15:46about this Sunday
00:15:47at ECW's one night stand
00:15:49What can we expect
00:15:51in the Hammerstein Ballroom
00:15:52on pay-per-view this Sunday?
00:15:54You can expect Mayhem
00:15:56If you like carnage
00:15:59this is the night for you
00:16:01it looks to me like
00:16:05We're back on Raw
00:16:06and after the contracts are signed
00:16:07for this Sunday's one night stand
00:16:09John Cena surrounded by ECW men
00:16:11and Cena had this to say
00:16:12If I'm going down, my ass is going down
00:16:14Swim
00:16:15And John Cena just did that
00:16:16He started swinging King
00:16:18and he saw
00:16:19Bam! Right there!
00:16:20The kendo stick from that ECW
00:16:22extremely crappy wrestler
00:16:24Sandman
00:16:25and then watch
00:16:26Sabu, look at this!
00:16:27What is he trying to do here?
00:16:28Sandman, they say
00:16:29he's homicidal
00:16:30He's suicidal
00:16:32Now what a death of
00:16:33finally fist walk
00:16:34He has no clue
00:16:35what he's just trying to hit
00:16:36John Cena in the head
00:16:37with that chair
00:16:38His own body lands on that table
00:16:40These guys are so unorthodox
00:16:42They are just
00:16:43a people who don't want to be caught
00:16:45I hope security's locked him
00:16:47completely out of the building
00:16:49You know what
00:16:51This contest is scheduled for one fall
00:16:53Introducing first
00:16:54from the Caribbean
00:16:55weighing in 220 pounds
00:16:58Galito!
00:17:01And I tell you what
00:17:02this crowd is still buzzing
00:17:03and again we
00:17:04we have a premonition all day
00:17:05it was going to be a wild night
00:17:06here
00:17:07and it certainly has started off
00:17:08that way
00:17:09and again we thank you
00:17:10for allowing us to be a part
00:17:11of the night
00:17:12I can't believe we have
00:17:14so many ECW fans here
00:17:16in our Raw event tonight
00:17:17in Pittsburgh
00:17:19Ain't no stopping me
00:17:20no!
00:17:21And making it win the ring
00:17:23from Orangeburg, South Carolina
00:17:25weighing 228 pounds
00:17:27and the Intercontinental Champion
00:17:31Shelton Benjamin!
00:17:34Shelton Benjamin getting set to go
00:17:37one on one of Carlito
00:17:38in this non-title match
00:17:40this should be a great matchup
00:17:43these two young guys
00:17:45terrific in the ring
00:17:46they both
00:17:47they both got a lot of attitude
00:17:49they both got a ton of talent
00:17:51these ECW wrestlers should
00:17:54maybe they should peek back in here
00:17:55and watch this
00:17:56and see a little bit about what
00:17:57Raw is all about
00:17:58WWE is all about
00:17:59are you saying that the ECW
00:18:01competitors are classless?
00:18:02they got a lot of class
00:18:04but it's all low
00:18:05so one on one here
00:18:08one fall
00:18:09Shelton Benjamin
00:18:10the Intercontinental Champion
00:18:11and it starts off
00:18:12very aggressively here
00:18:13against Carlito
00:18:14and they'll give us
00:18:15non-title match
00:18:16live here tonight
00:18:17huge crowd on hand
00:18:18here in Pittsburgh
00:18:20and the aggressor Benjamin
00:18:21with those clenched fists
00:18:23right in front of the referee
00:18:24and referee Chad Patton
00:18:26trying to admonish
00:18:27and slow down Benjamin
00:18:28but he's having a tough time
00:18:29communicating
00:18:30Benjamin looking like he's
00:18:32throwing the wrestling rule book
00:18:33out the window here
00:18:34he's starting out
00:18:35punching, kicking
00:18:36Carlito following suit
00:18:37Carlito the Southpaw
00:18:39second generation star
00:18:41San Juan
00:18:43living in Miami
00:18:45beautiful dropkick by Carlito
00:18:47Caribbean Cool
00:18:51and Shelton Benjamin
00:18:52reverse elbow nicely done
00:18:54well placed elbow by Carlito
00:18:56what a night this is gonna be
00:18:59you gotta wonder what's going
00:19:00through Triple H's mind
00:19:01as we speak
00:19:02and that's a counter there by
00:19:04oh man
00:19:06that had to do it
00:19:07did you hear that impact
00:19:08what a pop
00:19:09that kick right to the head
00:19:12by Benjamin
00:19:13and now Benjamin
00:19:14taking advantage of that shot
00:19:16working over Carlito
00:19:18Carlito a former
00:19:20Intercontinental Champion
00:19:21would love to get back
00:19:22in the title chase at some point
00:19:24oh
00:19:26again
00:19:27well applied King
00:19:28by Shelton Benjamin
00:19:29absolutely
00:19:31Shelton Benjamin
00:19:32you may not
00:19:33like his attitude
00:19:34but oh you certainly
00:19:35gotta respect his ability
00:19:36the snap
00:19:38marathon by that knee
00:19:39right to the back of the head
00:19:40and Benjamin
00:19:41wrenching down
00:19:42and crimping
00:19:43crimping the neck
00:19:44and then lucky Carlito
00:19:45cares someone but Benjamin's
00:19:46body weight
00:19:47look at Benjamin more than once
00:19:48he's used Carlito's hair do
00:19:51against
00:19:52against Carlito
00:19:53I don't know if that's a haircut
00:19:54or a cry for help
00:19:55what do you think
00:19:56that is a lot of hair
00:19:57it is
00:19:58and Chad Patton referee down
00:19:59taking a close look
00:20:00making sure that
00:20:01take a look at his shoulders
00:20:02make sure again
00:20:03that he's not a choke hold
00:20:04and now look at this
00:20:06great
00:20:07with three
00:20:08and Braxton of the rules
00:20:09and Benjamin raking the eyes
00:20:11had a break on four
00:20:12he'd have been disqualified
00:20:13on five
00:20:14and Carlito
00:20:19taking his time here
00:20:21and Carlito
00:20:22looking the right side now
00:20:23and left
00:20:24trying to fight back
00:20:25and Carlito
00:20:26throwing to the outside
00:20:27very disrespectfully
00:20:28by the Intercom
00:20:29on the center
00:20:30and why
00:20:32Benjamin is so full of himself
00:20:33as of late
00:20:34that I don't know
00:20:35if he respects
00:20:36many of his opponents
00:20:37I think he thinks
00:20:38that he is far superior
00:20:40to anybody
00:20:41that he's been in the ring
00:20:42with lately
00:20:43and Carlito
00:20:44not trying to fight back
00:20:45in this thing
00:20:46but he's having a hard time
00:20:47turning the corner
00:20:48if you will
00:20:49certainly a victory
00:20:50for Carlito here
00:20:51would be a major step
00:20:52in getting closer
00:20:53to a
00:20:54only continental title match
00:20:55that's in place
00:20:56down the road
00:20:57I hope that victory
00:20:58for Rob Van Damme
00:20:59in that ECW one night stand
00:21:01I'll tell you
00:21:02what it would mean
00:21:03is that the WWE title
00:21:04is the most respected
00:21:05tenure titles
00:21:06and man
00:21:07both man
00:21:08the clotheslines
00:21:09and quite the collision
00:21:10there
00:21:11you think about the heritage
00:21:12the history of the WWE title
00:21:14and for it to be
00:21:15eliminated
00:21:17and folded into ECW
00:21:19it's hard to battle
00:21:21I'd say that would be
00:21:22the blackest day
00:21:23in the history of this company
00:21:25Carlito's ending
00:21:27for the right
00:21:28caught him
00:21:29with a low kick
00:21:30with a belt line
00:21:31and a running knee lift
00:21:32Benjamin now
00:21:33and Triple Carlito
00:21:34from the left side
00:21:35that's where his power
00:21:36really comes from
00:21:37he's a southpaw
00:21:38as I mentioned earlier
00:21:39I hope we've seen the last
00:21:40of those crappy ECW guys
00:21:41here tonight
00:21:42well look out here
00:21:43whoa
00:21:44nice springboard
00:21:45back elbowed by Carlito
00:21:47Carlito
00:21:48that gets the cover
00:21:49makes the cover
00:21:50and gets
00:21:51oh got
00:21:52a long two count there
00:21:53to Carlito
00:21:54Carlito may have
00:21:55wasted a
00:21:56second of valuable time
00:21:58that may cost him
00:21:59right here
00:22:00a Samoan drop
00:22:01I've been to one of those ECW
00:22:04pay-per-views
00:22:05I wrestled Tommy Dreamer
00:22:06at an ECW pay-per-view
00:22:07going to the locker room
00:22:08there
00:22:09look at this
00:22:10going to one room
00:22:12you think you're in a
00:22:13you think you're in an
00:22:14unemployment office
00:22:15going to another room
00:22:16you think you're in a
00:22:17rehab center
00:22:18another room
00:22:19you think you're in a
00:22:20mental hospital
00:22:21look at Carlito's
00:22:22athleticism
00:22:23Carlito
00:22:24that should do it
00:22:25Carlito on his version
00:22:26of the backbreaker
00:22:27has a leg
00:22:28and Carlito beats
00:22:29the Intercontinental Champion
00:22:30up the kick out of that
00:22:33here is your winner
00:22:34Carlito
00:22:36a very impressive victory
00:22:40for Carlito here tonight
00:22:41in this non-title match
00:22:43nothing beats
00:22:44all those extremely crappy
00:22:48wrestlers should watch this
00:22:49look at this
00:22:50athleticism here
00:22:51tremendous move
00:22:54by Carlito
00:22:55it's the victory
00:22:57no
00:23:14no
00:23:15Ah, yes, Triple H.
00:23:28You know, Mr. McMahon, he's been expecting you, so I'll let him know you're here.
00:23:32Please, make yourself comfortable, and I'm sure that the boss will not make you wait that long, okay?
00:23:37Thanks.
00:23:45Indeed, we are in Pittsburgh.
00:24:05Look at those Super Bowl rings.
00:24:07The Steelers received us yet today at Hinesfield.
00:24:10We've got 19, get it?
00:24:1119 Pittsburgh Steelers in attendance here tonight.
00:24:14There they are, but they're everywhere, what the, that's some super bling right there to Jay Hartman.
00:24:19That is playing, a long bling, the Super Bowl ring, over the world champions.
00:24:37Hey, pal, hey, how you doing, boy, tonight's the night?
00:24:42What's with the boo-boo look?
00:24:48Come on, tonight we can make WWE history.
00:24:54I got a little story to tell you.
00:24:55You know how I go to New York, you know, normally on Wednesdays, and I get a manicure, shoeshine, haircut, and a facial all at the same time.
00:25:05This past week in New York, I got something I didn't even know they had.
00:25:10It's called an ashle.
00:25:14Yeah, an ashle.
00:25:16It's where they, they shave and wax your private parts.
00:25:20And, I mean, they sort of sandblasted my butt, and quite frankly, it felt pretty good.
00:25:25But I did it all for you.
00:25:29I did that for tonight.
00:25:30Well, thank you very much, and I appreciate that, but I think I've heard enough about that.
00:25:35But let me just clarify this whole thing for you.
00:25:39If you think for one second that tonight I'm going to go to the ring and embarrass myself,
00:25:46then you can stick it up your ashle.
00:25:48Well, uh, then you're not the kind of leader I thought you were, okay?
00:26:01Because in this business, in every business, it's leadership by example.
00:26:06And if you go out there and voluntarily kiss my ass tonight, I'll have everybody lined up in the locker room to kiss my ass, okay?
00:26:14There's nothing wrong with that.
00:26:16Leadership by example.
00:26:20Well, I hate to disappoint you, but it ain't going to happen.
00:26:26You're going to have to come up with another plan.
00:26:32That would be plan B.
00:26:34Whatever you want to call it.
00:26:35You know, I've been thinking about that, and, um, I've got it, okay?
00:26:40Because I always have a plan B, and that is that there's a match tonight,
00:26:44you go one-on-one with this big, angry, nasty, 500-pound giant that thinks he got screwed out of being the number one contender last week.
00:26:53The Big Show.
00:26:54You go one-on-one with the Big Show.
00:26:56You win your match.
00:26:57We call off this whole Mr. McMahon kiss my ass club tonight.
00:27:03You like challenges.
00:27:05Just to be clear here, if I win, this is over.
00:27:09No kiss my ass club.
00:27:11Yeah.
00:27:12You're on.
00:27:15Well, okay, um, the only thing is that match is, uh, now.
00:27:23Yeah, as in, um, right now.
00:27:26Right now, I think I'm hearing your music.
00:27:36Well, the game's gonna have very little time, as in, no time.
00:27:46Right now, but preparing for the biggest athlete in the world, who I can tell you,
00:27:50I saw him learning today, just not, I mean, he just not in a good mood.
00:27:55Loud mood, you're right.
00:27:56But, at least, you can't even be giving a way out, JR.
00:28:01There's a lot about that, but it's a, it's a long way around to get to where you want to be.
00:28:06I don't know why Mr. McMahon is so intent on everyone in this company.
00:28:15Is it almost anxious to kiss his ass, or what?
00:28:17Do you think?
00:28:20The following contest is scheduled for football.
00:28:23Introducing first, from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 265 pounds, Triple H!
00:28:32Do you think Art and Rudy haven't made any of the Pittsburgh Steelers get the best?
00:28:36Uh, highly unlikely.
00:28:38I know when I joined a club, it wasn't the happiest day of my life.
00:28:45It wasn't like watching Cedar football, let me tell you.
00:28:47The game's got one chance to not join the club.
00:28:50He's got to beat the Big Show.
00:28:52Can he do it?
00:28:53We'll find out next.
00:28:57And we are back live here, ladies and gentlemen, on Monday Night Raw.
00:28:59Triple H in the ring awaits the world's largest halfling.
00:29:02As the game can beat the Big Show here tonight, the game will not.
00:29:06I'll be beat will not have to join the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club.
00:29:11But, no pun intended, he doesn't win.
00:29:17And making his win the ring, weighing in at 507 pounds and seven feet tall, The Big Show.
00:29:27The Big Show body should be the number one contender in this match.
00:29:30As you saw last week against Edge, Edge is the number one contender.
00:29:34If the Big Show is going to be pissed at somebody, it should be Edge and Lita.
00:29:40He was mad at the world today.
00:29:41I thought of that small look at this.
00:29:43How big are your hands?
00:29:44I think it's a ring size.
00:29:45I wear a 23 ring.
00:29:46You heard that.
00:29:47I heard that.
00:29:48A 23 ring.
00:29:49And now the game has got to go through a seven foot four and 500, maybe 515, maybe 520 pound man.
00:29:58You don't know exactly, but you know when he sits down, chairs beg for mercy.
00:30:01And the Big Show certainly is still irate over last week's situation again, fighting to not join the
00:30:10Mr. McMahon's distressful club here tonight.
00:30:14And it sounds like, should the Big Show win, he might be given some special consideration in that
00:30:20number one contendership situation.
00:30:23I don't know.
00:30:24Those two huge chops.
00:30:26Look at Big Show's hands the size of toaster ovens.
00:30:30Trying to collapse the chest cavity of Triple H.
00:30:34And again- Look at this.
00:30:36And that's power.
00:30:37Unmitigated strength and power of the Big Show.
00:30:40Military pressing the game.
00:30:42It weighs into the nifty 265.
00:30:44And out here, look at the low brings.
00:30:48And the 500 plus pounder's own momentum.
00:30:52Wait a minute.
00:30:52What is that doing?
00:30:54The spear spot attacking the Big Show on the outside.
00:30:58And the referee called it for the bell.
00:31:00Triple H trying to restrain the referee, but-
00:31:03The winner by disqualification is Big Show.
00:31:06Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by disqualification, The Big Show.
00:31:10Oh man, wait a minute.
00:31:13Man, is this wreak of collusion?
00:31:17The Big-
00:31:18Triple H knew exactly what was going to go down once the referee rang the bell.
00:31:22The Spirit Squad assaulting the Big Show.
00:31:25And because they did, the game got disqualified.
00:31:29Because of the Spirit Squad's actions, the game must join Mr. McMahon's Kiss My X Club
00:31:35later tonight.
00:31:35Wow.
00:31:38I think it's market value at the moment.
00:31:40Yep.
00:31:41No, somewhere around 16.
00:31:43That's-
00:31:43What the hell was that, huh?
00:31:46What the hell was that?
00:31:48I'll call you back.
00:31:49What the hell are you talking about?
00:31:50What the hell am I talking about?
00:31:51What happened?
00:31:51Like you don't know.
00:31:52You send the Spirit Jack-offs out to jump Big Show so I get disqualified?
00:31:57The hell are you thinking about?
00:31:58What the hell are you talking about?
00:31:59What am I talking about?
00:32:01Like you don't know, the Spirit Squad came out, jumped Big Show to get me disqualified.
00:32:06Like you didn't send them.
00:32:07I've been on the phone.
00:32:09Okay?
00:32:09I got more important things to do.
00:32:11Well, wait a minute.
00:32:12So what you're telling me is you lost?
00:32:17Is that what you're telling me?
00:32:20Because if you lost the match, that means you have no alternative tonight but to kiss my ass.
00:32:28I hate to do this because we're close and all that but a deal is a deal.
00:32:37And if you're thinking about not kissing my ass,
00:32:43then you'll never ever wrestle for a championship again.
00:32:58Now what's he gonna do?
00:33:02And the game is all about championships, let me tell you.
00:33:05Wow, no alternative.
00:33:08This contest is scheduled for a punch ball, making its wavering.
00:33:12From Louisville, Kentucky, weighing in at 242 pounds, Eugene.
00:33:17And here comes proof that Scott has a sense of humor.
00:33:21Eugene's set to go one-on-one with the former school teachers.
00:33:24237 pound, Matt Stryker.
00:33:29That Lillian just introduced.
00:33:33Eugene, the last time you and I wrestled in this ring, I utterly annihilated you.
00:33:40Did you not learn your lesson?
00:33:43What makes you think you could come out here this time and beat me, Matt Stryker?
00:33:49I have a tutor.
00:33:51Really?
00:33:56There is no one on the face of the earth stupid enough to think that they could teach you anything.
00:34:02Hey, look who's here.
00:34:11This is Eugene's tutor?
00:34:12Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
00:34:14Hacksaw Jim Duggan, man, I've been running for 20 years.
00:34:30I've been running a long time too, but he's
00:34:32a lot of those puzzles missing a few pieces if you know what I mean.
00:34:37The graduate of SMU, by the way.
00:34:42You gotta mean slow middle university or something, I don't know.
00:34:44Look at that.
00:34:45Eugene taking his eye off the ball, so to speak.
00:34:47And that's, oh, good God.
00:34:52Oh, what a DDT, what a DDT.
00:34:56And don't worry about Eugene, he's the only person I know that's impervious to brain damage.
00:35:00And Stryker with an almost in paper like DDT, and Hacksaw Jim Duggan attempting to get this
00:35:06crowd behind Eugene.
00:35:11Stryker, the former New York City school teacher who was fired.
00:35:15What do you mean?
00:35:16Well, he still teaches.
00:35:17I think she teaches on Monday Night Raw.
00:35:20He's your teacher.
00:35:24Dougie Duggan, do we?
00:35:26Yeah, starting a, somewhat of a Eugene chant here.
00:35:29I think Duggan hangs around Eugene.
00:35:32You know, I can't believe that Kurt White has no alternative now, but the
00:35:35kissed Mitch McMahon's ass later tonight.
00:35:40As we said, Eugene, a somewhat childlike at times.
00:35:44A very special individual.
00:35:45Childlike.
00:35:46That's an insult to children everywhere.
00:35:48He emulates as many of the wrestlers he's seen in his lifetime.
00:35:51Look at that Chief J. Strongbow here playing spin.
00:35:56Uh-oh, Eugene's tried that several times.
00:35:57Stryker's a little dizzy now.
00:36:01He was a rock for a moment, and Stryker with that neck breaker.
00:36:05What a crowd getting involved in the USA Champ.
00:36:13By the way, Stryker is an American.
00:36:14Yeah, what's it, what's it?
00:36:15And look at Eugene getting down that stance.
00:36:17Look out.
00:36:17And Stryker knocked down the count.
00:36:22And Eugene beats Stryker.
00:36:24Pass is over.
00:36:25Here is your winner, Eugene.
00:36:31I should've told Stryker, when you hang around with, too close to Eugene, you're at risk for
00:36:36secondhand idiocy, and I think.
00:36:38Stryker, not a very good loser here.
00:36:42Oh, and Stryker sends Eugene up pleasantly bottling into the steel space.
00:36:48Whoa.
00:36:49Hey, Duggan's got that two-by-four.
00:36:50That's it, two-by-four.
00:36:51That's off Jim Duggan, that two-by-four.
00:36:54And Stryker heads to the, uh, to the playground or wherever teacher's lounge, maybe.
00:36:59I don't know where he goes.
00:37:00Oh, God!
00:37:02Umaga from nowhere, pancaking Eugene in, and Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and now Estrada.
00:37:14Armando Alejandro Estrada.
00:37:17Wait, what's he insisting?
00:37:18Oh, no, no!
00:37:19Hacksaw off the entrance.
00:37:21Umaga dropping that head right into the heart of Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
00:37:25And Umaga sacrificing his own body.
00:37:27He just dumped right face first under the floor.
00:37:31And Estrada just gave Umaga a sign, and look at him, a Samoan spike.
00:37:37From the Samoan Bulldozer, the Samoan Tsunami.
00:37:42Umaga just destroying Hacksaw Jim Duggan after that heinous attack from behind.
00:37:48My name is Armando Alejandro Estrada, and Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
00:38:01Amigo, you may be a hero.
00:38:05You may be a legend.
00:38:07Ha-ha!
00:38:08But tonight, you became the latest victim of the Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga!
00:38:22No one has beaten Umaga in an official match.
00:38:29Every man he's touched, every man he's been around has become a victim.
00:38:32And watch this.
00:38:33Umaga, from up high up on that ring there, just dives head first.
00:38:38And then the Samoan spike from a man that's close to 400 pounds and all that athleticism.
00:38:52This is a dangerous human thing, folks.
00:38:54A dangerous man.
00:38:55Well, speaking of dangerous, it looks like Triple H can't back out now.
00:39:01He's gonna have to kiss the backside.
00:39:02Namely, Mr. McMahon.
00:39:05Triple H must now join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club.
00:39:13Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lana back in Pittsburgh in the Igloos.
00:39:16They call it here in the Steel City.
00:39:18Oh, yeah.
00:39:18Still to come, Triple H will join the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club.
00:39:23I can't believe it.
00:39:26What is that?
00:39:26What's that?
00:39:28King is Kurt Angle.
00:39:30What's he doing here?
00:39:31Kurt Angle has the SmackDown, as you know.
00:39:38Fish McMahon gave him a name and a couple of great picks.
00:39:42Kurt Angle came from SmackDown as RBD has come from Rome.
00:39:50Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Kurt Angle.
00:39:55Now, can you get to deny that this man doesn't have class?
00:40:00But he is going to be competing with ECW.
00:40:04Well, I've realized that Kurt Angle has always been one of my favorite superstars in the WWE.
00:40:10And I think that it's a black day once again, the day that Kurt Angle was drafted by Paul Heyman.
00:40:16You know, it wasn't, it was completely out of Kurt Angle's control.
00:40:21This is Angle's hometown here at Pittsburgh, 1996 Olympic gold medal winner.
00:40:25Will soon be wearing the ECW colors.
00:40:29Now, I realize that I'm proudly a part of the ECW and not raw.
00:40:47But nothing was going to stop your Olympic hero from coming back to his hometown, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
00:40:55Yeah!
00:40:58And I'll tell you right now.
00:41:00Come on!
00:41:04Well, I don't know what Kurt Angle was going to say, but there's Mick Foley.
00:41:10No, hold on.
00:41:15Wait just a second.
00:41:17Kurt, it's one thing for you to stand out there as a proud member of the new ECW.
00:41:23But blatantly getting a cheap pop right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania?
00:41:31Hey, come on, that's my deal, Kurt.
00:41:33Now, granted, ECW is nothing but a bunch of cheap second-rate Mick Foley rip-offs.
00:41:39But, hey, this is...
00:41:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:43You want me to give you a nice cheap Mick Foley rip-off?
00:41:49Like selling out to anyone that is willing to give the biggest amount of cash right in front of your face?
00:41:56Huh?
00:41:59How about losing every bit of my wrestling ability and becoming a bonafide stuntman?
00:42:09That's right.
00:42:10Everything Ric Flair said about you, Mick, it's true.
00:42:14Oh, is that a fact, Kurt?
00:42:16Oh, that's a fact.
00:42:17Woo!
00:42:22Now, do you have a point coming out here?
00:42:25Actually, I do, Kurt.
00:42:27You see, on Friday night, I was watching SmackDown, and I heard Paul Heyman claim that
00:42:32you were issuing some type of open challenge at ECW's one-night stand.
00:42:39Now, seeing as it was coming out of Heyman's mouth, I naturally assumed it was a lie.
00:42:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:42:46Mick, it's true.
00:42:48It's damn true.
00:42:50It's damn true.
00:42:54Now, I know you have your tag match with Dreamer and Funk, but since Mrs. Foley's baby boy
00:43:03is now Mrs. Foley's giant hairy prostitute.
00:43:11After losing that tag match this Sunday, won't you accept my open challenge?
00:43:17Get yourself an extra paycheck so I can whoop your ass and break your ankle in two.
00:43:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:24Lena, speaking of hairy prostitutes, how you doing there?
00:43:28Hold the phone, hold the phone.
00:43:35It seems like it's your lucky day, almost like it's an episode of This Is Your Life.
00:43:40Kurt Angle, because I've just been informed, we have a special visitor for you.
00:43:45Somebody who holds more victories over you than anybody in the WWE.
00:43:52Ladies and gentlemen, he is the rated R superstar, the co-holder of the Hardcore Championship,
00:44:00and my tag team partner this Sunday night at One Night Stand.
00:44:06Say hello to Edge.
00:44:08You think you know me?
00:44:10Well, Kenny's also the number one contender for the WWE title.
00:44:13This is Edge, and that might be more important than everything.
00:44:19Hardcore time.
00:44:20I think what's more important is the fact that Edge holds more victories
00:44:26over this newly proud ECW superstar we're looking at there, Kurt Angle.
00:44:35Boy, he's just, he's cocky and he's confident.
00:44:38Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt Oldbein, how are you?
00:44:41You look a little nervous.
00:44:45I can see the beads of sweat forming on your noggin.
00:44:48The same noggin that I once shaved bald.
00:44:52Good memories, huh?
00:44:54You don't look so tough now.
00:44:57You see, against everybody else, you're like the almighty Pittsburgh Steelers.
00:45:01You got a sweet clap?
00:45:12But you see, against me, you're like the lowly, miserable, pathetic Pittsburgh Pirates.
00:45:19More specifically like, uh, like Willie Stargell.
00:45:34Yeah, Willie Stargell, not, not the 1970s all-star Willie Stargell, more like the, uh,
00:45:39the corpse that's been dead and rotting for the last five years.
00:45:45Striking a nerve.
00:45:50You got two seconds to explain why you're out here before I snap your ankle into you,
00:45:54you blind-haired bitch.
00:46:01Okay, wrestling machine.
00:46:03Well, here goes.
00:46:05I thought I'd tell all of these people that they're never going to see you again.
00:46:12You're never going to see your hometown boy again, too bad.
00:46:16Because when you became the first ECW track draft pick, your career ended.
00:46:24Your life is going to be miserable.
00:46:26You're going to hate it there, Kurt.
00:46:28You're not going to fit in.
00:46:30The first time you saw ECW, you walked away in disgust.
00:46:35So, so what makes you think it's going to be any different now?
00:46:38It's not.
00:46:39As a matter of fact, I think you changed positions with me in a second.
00:46:45I mean, look at me.
00:46:50I'm the number one.
00:47:01You know, I agree with them.
00:47:04Cute, but I'm the number one contender to the WWE Championship.
00:47:11I got a shot at the title at Vengeance.
00:47:14And what do you got?
00:47:16Oh, you had your open challenge at the ECW pay-per-view.
00:47:20Very riveting.
00:47:20Good stuff.
00:47:23But I tell you what, Kurt.
00:47:25You've gone from the penthouse to the outhouse.
00:47:30Because if you think you're going to last in ECW more than two weeks, you're full of crap.
00:47:34So that's your expert analysis.
00:47:45You see, growing up in Pittsburgh, I've been told my whole life I couldn't do anything.
00:47:52And I've always proved the critics wrong.
00:47:57Now the ECW you're about to see is not the ECW I saw 10 years ago.
00:48:03Because you're looking at the man who's going to single-handedly change the face of ECW forever.
00:48:10And ECW one night stand.
00:48:15And you want to know why, Edge?
00:48:19Do you know anyone in ECW who is capable of doing this?
00:48:25Hey, wait a minute.
00:48:26Angle taking down Edge.
00:48:28And Foley trying to, Foley, Foley, Foley with it.
00:48:33The Angle slam on Mick Foley.
00:48:35Edge now, and Kurt Angle reversing one behind Edge.
00:48:40Edge trying to get an advantage here.
00:48:42But Angle, with a single angle, remove the ankle.
00:48:44There, Edge, don't let him get your ankle.
00:48:46Kurt Angle will break Edge's ankle right here.
00:48:49Kurt Angle will break Edge's ankle right here.
00:48:51And lead up again, sending Edge's back side.
00:48:58Man, this is not good, Joe.
00:49:01I'm telling you, this is impactful.
00:49:03But Kurt Angle will be the first draftee into the new ECW.
00:49:07That open challenge for this Sunday is-
00:49:11Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:49:12Hey, wait, wait, hey.
00:49:14Randy Orton.
00:49:17Randy Orton.
00:49:18Randy Orton is RK on angle.
00:49:20Right out of his gold belt.
00:49:25What in the hell is Randy Orton doing here?
00:49:30My God.
00:49:32I don't know what Randy Orton is doing here, but I'm glad to see him.
00:49:36Randy Orton just took Kurt Angle down with the RKO.
00:49:40And we are back, ladies and gentlemen, as Kurt Angle took care of Mick Foley and Edge.
00:49:47We got a pretty amazing night going on right here.
00:49:50Kurt Angle in the ring, floating, and then from behind, who shows up?
00:49:54Randy Orton with an RKO.
00:49:55Randy Orton taking the Kurt Angle out.
00:49:58But during the commercial break, courtesy of WWE Illuminate, we got some blockbuster news from Randy Orton himself.
00:50:09Randy, I'm sorry.
00:50:10Why exactly are you here?
00:50:11Hold on, Todd, hold on.
00:50:12You want to know why I'm here?
00:50:13You think that I forgot about back in April when Kurt Angle broke my ankle.
00:50:18He gave me a minor fracture.
00:50:21It took me 60 days to come back, and I finally got my pay back.
00:50:25But if all these people, if Kurt Angle thinks that that was all that he's going to get, all I got to say is stay tuned, Kurt, because I accept your challenge for this Sunday at ECW One Night Stand.
00:50:41Wow, that is huge.
00:50:42Yes, it is.
00:50:43I love it.
00:50:43Kurt Angle, Randy Orton this Sunday, ECW's One Night Stand.
00:50:49Kane, last time you and I were in the ring, you got lucky.
00:50:55Well, tonight, that's not going to happen, because you're wrestling my tag team partner, Lance Kane.
00:51:02That's right, the band is back together.
00:51:05We don't need no spooky music.
00:51:07We don't need no mask.
00:51:08He's a real man.
00:51:13Now, Trevor Murdoch, I think, is going to finish his dissertation as the big red machine goes for the purpose.
00:51:20The game and Lance Kane's technical one-on-one on a night that, still to come, the game's going to turn Mr. McMahon's Kiss My Ass Club.
00:51:32And remember, Shawn Michaels joined that club as well, Kane.
00:51:36Well, yeah, same thing with Shawn Michaels, thanks to the Spirit Squad.
00:51:39I got a feeling that Lance Kane is going to see plenty of evil.
00:51:47The star I've seen over the other game, I saw the movie, as I said for the second time,
00:51:54it didn't look like Kane was acting to me.
00:51:56Now, oh, and Lance Kane, Brown had gained an advantage on Kane, but that hasn't worked out too well yet, anyway.
00:52:06No, it has not.
00:52:07If you find yourself in a confrontation with Kane, try not to make eye contact.
00:52:14A lot of strange things have been going on in Kane's life in recent weeks.
00:52:18Another hard right hand, Kane just overpowers people.
00:52:23He's seven feet tall, 320 pounds.
00:52:25Kane's entire life has been strange, JR.
00:52:28It has.
00:52:28He's like a living, breathing horror movie.
00:52:31Yeah, man, nowhere for Lance Kane to go, but straight south.
00:52:38Kane absolutely is.
00:52:40Physically, I don't know that Kane has very many equals that I've ever seen.
00:52:44But Kane and Murdoch, we could use a trip, Murdoch hadn't been sitting outside in shape in the sun much.
00:52:52Kane, he better do the guy, he could.
00:52:54And now look at Kane on top, man.
00:52:57And the Big Red Machine flying, again, a seven-foot, 300-plus pounder.
00:53:02In the end, it looks to be near in quick fashion.
00:53:06Uh-oh.
00:53:08But Lance Kane goes up.
00:53:10Oh!
00:53:11If you want me, come on back.
00:53:15I'm waiting.
00:53:17If you want me, come on back.
00:53:21I'm waiting.
00:53:24I'm waiting.
00:53:26I'm waiting.
00:53:30Oh!
00:53:32Oh, yeah!
00:53:34Oh!
00:53:35Oh!
00:53:36Oh!
00:53:37Oh!
00:53:38Oh!
00:53:39Oh!
00:53:40Oh!
00:53:41Kane is a couple of wins.
00:53:41Kane, he's going.
00:53:44With Jack Doan's counting.
00:53:45And Kane is going.
00:53:47Six!
00:53:48That's back toward the locker room area.
00:53:50Seven!
00:53:51And Jack Doan's got a ten count to work with here.
00:53:54Nine!
00:53:56Ten!
00:53:58Can you believe this?
00:53:59No!
00:54:00Oh, man, wait.
00:54:01Yes!
00:54:02Yes, yes!
00:54:03Did huge people see that?
00:54:05We won!
00:54:06Woo!
00:54:08Oh, my goodness!
00:54:09You people know what this victory means!
00:54:11Come on out, so I can see you!
00:54:13Get up, Lance!
00:54:14Come on, buddy!
00:54:14You said that you're waiting for me.
00:54:16So I'm back here now.
00:54:18So come out and let's quit playing!
00:54:20Oh, that's a good touch, huh?
00:54:26You want to play mind games with me?
00:54:31Well, I've got a game.
00:54:33Let's play, come out, so I can kick your ass.
00:54:39Do you know who I am?
00:54:41Do you know what I...
00:54:43Stop playing games with me!
00:54:46Do you know...
00:54:46thing that's hot!
00:55:00Do you know what I'm doing?
00:55:02Like...
00:55:03What have we seen?
00:55:05What have we seen?
00:55:15Well, I don't know.
00:55:29I am Rory McAllister. This here's my cousin Robbie.
00:55:33I'm Robbie.
00:55:35Aye.
00:55:36For century upon century, the McAllister clan has inhabited the Scottish Highlands.
00:55:43Highlands.
00:55:44But now, me and Robbie left our homeland for the honor of competing in our greatest battle yet.
00:55:51The WWE.
00:55:53WWE.
00:55:55So for the first time, the Highlanders have come.
00:56:02To America.
00:56:04And look at this.
00:56:06When we got here, they gave us these great beard warmers.
00:56:10Let's go bowl this city, Robbie.
00:56:14I want to meet some Americans here, Robbie.
00:56:16American?
00:56:18Scottish, please meet you.
00:56:20How you doing, buddy?
00:56:22Oh, I'm sorry.
00:56:30This is some country you got here.
00:56:32Oh, this is great.
00:56:34Hey, what's up, Americans?
00:56:36Hi.
00:56:38How's it going?
00:56:40The Highlanders have come to America.
00:56:46Beautiful thing, Robbie.
00:56:48It's a beautiful thing.
00:56:50And they're on their way to Monday Night Raw, and they're not alone.
00:56:56Look who's coming out tonight.
00:56:58Yes, this red carpet beats.
00:57:00Well, these two are on their way.
00:57:02Oh, but Nina, she's so hot.
00:57:04Easy Captain Cialis.
00:57:06This contest is scheduled for one fall.
00:57:08Making his way to the ring.
00:57:10From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 219 pounds, Johnny Nitro.
00:57:24Nitro making his second appearance here on Raw since he and Molina were fired by SmackDown
00:57:30General Manager Theodore Long.
00:57:32And the paparazzi are on hand to take pictures of this amazing ring entrance.
00:57:38You know, some lady is rather flexible.
00:57:43Yes, she is, J.R., but...
00:57:45It's like a fine painting in a museum.
00:57:49You touch it with your eyes, not your hands.
00:57:51Watch this!
00:57:52Oh, wow.
00:57:53You ain't got to tell me that.
00:57:56I'm a happily married man.
00:57:58And my wife's a Pittsburgh.
00:58:00Is that right?
00:58:01Exactly.
00:58:02Well, let me just tell you that tonight, J.R.
00:58:05Raw is being brought to you by Underworld Evolution.
00:58:09On DVD and for PSP, June 6th.
00:58:12And can you like this?
00:58:14And by noon, improved just for Lynn hair color.
00:58:16Parker's only the gray.
00:58:18Ain't nothing like it.
00:58:19You love Skittles!
00:58:21Indeed.
00:58:22Share the rainbow.
00:58:23Taste the rainbow!
00:58:24I can eat my weight in Skittles here.
00:58:27And from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 249 pounds, Charlie Haas!
00:58:37Charlie Haas back on Raw, the former Seton Hall University All-American.
00:58:41The one-on-one with Johnny Nitro here.
00:58:47And Molina will be at ringside, much to the King's enjoyment.
00:58:59Yes.
00:59:00Nitro, I guess John Cena last week ran into some rough waters, shall we say.
00:59:06And that's Johnny Haas going behind.
00:59:09Nitro getting the early advantage.
00:59:11Haas, who grew up in the end of Oklahoma, by the way, went to Seton Hall and a wrestling
00:59:16championship.
00:59:17Graduated there.
00:59:18And Nitro backpedaling, getting away from Charlie Haas.
00:59:23A very important match for both these men, in my opinion, King.
00:59:26Yes, it is.
00:59:27Both these guys need to make a name for themselves here on Raw.
00:59:30And Molina certainly made a name for herself already.
00:59:33These guys need a victory here.
00:59:35And as we are live at Pittsburgh, still to come tonight, Triple H has no alternative.
00:59:41But to join Mr. McMahon's Kiss My Ass Club.
00:59:44Under the eye on the break.
00:59:47Nice dropkick to a temporarily blinded Charlie Haas by Johnny Nitro.
00:59:53And look at Molina.
00:59:54And Molina, there are those, look at those fingers into, her fingers into the eyes of Charlie Haas.
00:59:59Nitro had, uh, have the Ripper distracted.
01:00:06And the, uh, lost, lost, lost back of the ring.
01:00:12Nitro's got the advantage.
01:00:14And certainly, Molina had a large hand, no pun intended, and turn the corner here.
01:00:22corner here or johnny nicho right into the eyes as you said of charlie haas now
01:00:33at kings all over ww.com you're going to answer taz's challenge time give me time
01:00:40i have a few choice words for taz you've really had some bad experiences in ecw
01:00:46there are nothing but bad experiences
01:00:52a shot there by night
01:01:02neck vice on charlie haas
01:01:12charlie haas is trying anything he can to get out of that ice-like grip
01:01:16shots there fans chatting for lillian garcia who got
01:01:19yeah i thought the apron here uh inadvertently as this match got underway she's getting medical
01:01:24attention i mean it's a it's a war zone out here this is what a night this has been i'm telling you
01:01:29anytime you have anybody associated with extremely crappy wrestling anything could go wrong and it
01:01:36usually does king i used to watch ecw all the time i never really why would you waste your time i always
01:01:41thought it was pretty unpredictable yeah it's unpredictable all right
01:01:44yeah mark coastline uh nothing to do with wrestling they are i thought you of all people
01:01:48would know what is the different style of wrestling
01:01:52charlie haas now trying to build up some momentum and again as we said both these guys looking for a
01:01:58very important victory here oh my god what a complete somersault in the air land on his face
01:02:10awesome great matt wrestler right to the spine that was a can we possibly see that
01:02:16that's got some opportunity and he can't waste any time
01:02:32charlie knees up don't get charlie going to that uh those fists and i that's a i don't know that's his
01:02:38best his best strength no i would uh give him another monkey flick if i were charlie haas
01:02:43oh what a mess melina try to come in the ring and drip murder ankle
01:02:52now we've got the ring announcers down now melina's down
01:02:59the roll-up by by nitro nitro's got a roll-up
01:03:02well melina and nitro just outsmarted charlie haas look at melina running around the ring now
01:03:10there's nothing wrong with her ankle at all
01:03:15well she has got some chisabelle tendencies and charlie haas just lost a a very important
01:03:22matchup nitro gets his first draw victory and ladies and gentlemen still it's him tonight
01:03:28live here on raw believe it or not there's no alternative
01:03:32the game triple h will join mr mcmahon's kiss my ass club tonight
01:03:41and now the wwe rewind is brought to you by new and improved just for men hair color
01:03:46targets only the gray ain't nothing like it
01:03:51jory wilson and beth phoenix to take on candace michelle and victoria and beth phoenix in our first
01:03:56action here she's got her eyes on mickey james man victoria kicked right out and mickey james
01:04:02just left and a sit down slam look at this and a very impressive in-ring performance by beth phoenix
01:04:09we're back live ladies and gentlemen uh lily lillian garcia being helped out of the ring by our
01:04:17trainer and our team doctor and lillian knocked off the apron and she was trying to get out of the
01:04:22ring or earlier charlie haas hit the ropes i'm sure charlie obviously didn't uh that was totally
01:04:27inadvertent but lillian's being attended very very hard here on the floor the following is a divas
01:04:33contest scheduled for one fall introducing first from los angeles california victoria
01:04:40justin roberts tech goes for lillian garcia and we'll give you any updates on lillian if we get them
01:04:46here here comes from that girl in her corner she is the women's champion mickey james mickey james is
01:05:01the ww women's champion and this is a one-on-one match from what i understand that does not involve
01:05:08nicky james of course folks next monday night we're going to be the home of the powerful nifty lions
01:05:13at kent state university state college pa next monday night we're looking forward to that monday
01:05:18night we're all live in state college next monday night
01:05:26introducing next being coming to the ring by trish stratton from buffalo new york
01:05:32and uh again there's some sort of story that we're not there has not been made privy to involving
01:05:37something that happened a long time ago between nicky james and beth phoenix
01:06:05and that's a dangerous thing to do victoria former women's champion certainly a powerful
01:06:18competitor but uh i was impressed by beth phoenix's efforts last week and a winning winning effort
01:06:26there's no doubt that nicky james would love for victoria to eliminate there there's a cover
01:06:31over the leg would you just love to know what's going on and uh what has gone on in the past between
01:06:37mickey james and all of these divas have probably illustrious backgrounds or or you know maybe some
01:06:45skeletons in the closet i love divas and speaking of that there this is my favorite time of the year
01:06:49because you know the quarter million dollar diva search is going on once again that's big man
01:06:55that's where stars are made no doubt about that and uh you're talking about that that's what you're talking about
01:07:03now look out here with a maiden choke and uh
01:07:11referee is almost disqualified victoria there in that situation again you got a break on four
01:07:15to get disqualified on five there's a cover by victoria the hook of the leg and a near fall
01:07:21you want me to do some investigation you want me to find out the scoop on on mickey james are you
01:07:25leading me to some sort of undercover line no no of course i i just i can read women like a book
01:07:31you want to go deep deep undercover well i do like to read in bed look at this putting the strength
01:07:35here victoria attending a vertical suplex and countered to a snap suplex by by
01:07:41but i bet this for chris stratus shoulder still uh is on the land needs to be massaged
01:07:46i don't know about that but i'm a masseuse it was just just just located you hear that
01:07:51did that impact i did another hard shot right to the uh pictorial region and a nice close line
01:07:57right underneath underneath under the jaw first injured by at the hands of dickie james wow about a month
01:08:03a month ago slap in the face best ending victoria and caught with a drop kick and now the hook of the
01:08:11leg and pick you up on the apron and up well i think victoria had a handful of beth's hair there
01:08:16to break that that cover oh i think you're exactly right and the hard shot by beth phoenix beth is uh
01:08:24she's powerful she matches up well victoria there's a cover and another near fall
01:08:29get her out of here a little too close to mickey james there if you ask me
01:08:36and then victoria's in a precarious position
01:08:40hey hey hey james up on the apron and look at trish with only one good arm to use trish pulling
01:08:48mickey james right off the apron i don't know if that's a good idea wait a minute
01:08:52there's a roll-up a roll-up hey hey hey hey oh my god yeah you can't grab them yeah you can grab
01:08:58those those tights on board against me would that be considered a wardrobe malfunction
01:09:04yeah i'm not sure what i saw there thongs i love thongs look at the strength again
01:09:10oh yeah sit down slam almost a power bomb and beth phoenix wins again here is your winner
01:09:21phoenix that phoenix remains undefeated here in the wwe and we still don't know
01:09:28what happened in the past between mickey james and beth phoenix i'm on the case
01:09:33there's somebody to tell i'm on the case well find out something before next week will you
01:09:45that is a night i will never ever forget look at the way you're shoving sean michaels face right
01:09:51in there you can tell he likes it and i've got a feeling that tonight will be no different tonight
01:09:58will be just so special the question is are you ready oh i'm ready are you ready oh yeah i just
01:10:05want to make sure that the job gets done i'll take care of my end yeah yeah good i'll go see triple h
01:10:12here in just a few seconds and you will call me when it's over immediately okay before you go take care
01:10:18of that business um i was just wondering you a preview or something like that would you like to see a
01:10:26preview of someone who's actually had an actual i mean you'll see it in the ring but i don't know
01:10:35if you wanted to see no no that's it's smooth as a baby's i mean but you it's just so smooth
01:10:40out of here it's amazing jane you ought to try it one of these days an actual jane call me when it's done
01:10:47ecw one night stand is presented by x-men the official game master the power of the x-men
01:11:03and we are back ladies and gentlemen of course this sunday the ecw pay-per-view one night stand but it
01:11:08was a chaotic explosive start the monday night raw here the contract signing between john cena and rob
01:11:15van dam for the wwe title that will be decided this sunday on pay-per-view in the hammerstein ballroom
01:11:20right anytime you deal with ecw wrestlers it's going to be bad bad news bad things happen check
01:11:25this out earlier tonight and the contracts have been signed paul hayman then brought a score of ecw
01:11:34competitors including a sandman terry bump tommy dreamer uh to the ring and john cena knew what was up
01:11:41here's what he said let me guess these guys are here for john cena autographs right
01:11:48well if i'm going down my ass is going down so john cena took matters into his own hands
01:11:56it's a bam right there he got hit right in the face by the sandman's kendo stick king it was a mass
01:12:04mauling and then sabu right that's what you can always expect from these warrants for ecw
01:12:11sabu he don't care what happened to himself as long as he inflicts some damage on john cena look at that
01:12:17the ww locker and they're all locked for him empty and but it was a little too late the ecw
01:12:23and speaking of ecw you know last friday night man tas lay down a heavy challenge to you king
01:12:35for this sunday okay let me just say this i know that when when i'm talking about extremely crappy
01:12:40wrestling everybody thinks it's fun or funny but there is nothing funny about what i'm about to say
01:12:47to you taz now you know for the past 10 years we've been listening to taz tell everybody how tough
01:12:54he is and how bad he is but the truth of the matter taz the only thing bad about you are your announcing
01:13:00skills now you see it's true that you've choked out a lot of people in your day but in wrestling
01:13:11choking is illegal i mean that's the problem i've always had with extremely crappy wrestling
01:13:19there are no rules and you see you have to have rules not just in wrestling but in life taz i mean
01:13:25you have to have rules like you can't bring guns to school you have to be at least this tall to get on
01:13:31the rides at disney world oh sorry that's it's a little close to home doesn't it taz well let me just
01:13:37tell you this you last friday on smackdown issued a challenge to me for one night stand you said
01:13:45you got one match left in you taz well i'll tell you what pal i accept and i promise you this at one
01:13:53night stand i'm gonna make sure that it's your last stand well ladies and gentlemen the king accepting
01:13:59that challenge for this sunday on pay-per-view and of course uh well as a matter of fact let's take a look
01:14:06at what's coming up this sunday sabu challenging ray mysterio for the heavyweight title king oh yeah the
01:14:12challenges come left and right from the extremely crappy wrestlers sabu would love to be the world
01:14:17champion wouldn't he and this match just made tonight randy or very physically accepted current
01:14:22angles challenge randy orton got dropped on a randy orton dropped kurt angle right on the top of his head
01:14:27tonight and i think that's what will happen at the pay-per-view and this sunday at one night stand
01:14:33on pay-per-view what a tag team matchup this one could get really nasty really ugly in a hurry oh it
01:14:39ain't gonna get any uglier than terry funk's face look at this guy him and tommy dreamer tommy dreamer
01:14:43knows what happened to him the last time a wwe wrestler faced him at a pay-per-view and then the
01:14:48fireworks started early tonight what do you think about this one cena and rvd oh i'm praying i'm gonna get
01:14:54down on my knees and pray that john cena wins and retains the wwe title then it doesn't go to ecw
01:15:05hey man listen hey what did you see that huh yeah i saw it you see that your old man thinks he's
01:15:11gonna play me like some kind of a fool let me tell you something chill out man if he thinks for one
01:15:17second relax that i'm gonna kiss his ass he is crazy calm down just calm down calm yourself i mean
01:15:26come on seriously do you think for one second one second that my dad would make you do that
01:15:33i mean come on get a grip on yourself what you're getting he's playing a mind game with you chill man
01:15:38just relax you're the cerebral assassin don't you understand he's the boss all he wants is a little
01:15:43respect you're the ten time world heavyweight champion you think he's gonna make you actually
01:15:48kiss his ass out there no he's playing with you come on i know him you know
01:15:54he sent me in here to make sure that you're cool are you cool you say it like that
01:16:02come on give me a little credit i'm cool
01:16:05i'm gonna call you're cool trust me you have nothing to worry about with this thing
01:16:20excuse me
01:16:24hey yep uh we're good
01:16:29yes he is he's gonna be uh yeah well he's a big boy he knows let's just say he's he's gonna
01:16:40suck it up and take his medicine yeah well i guarantee it
01:16:50he's cool
01:16:50that's good
01:17:09well i guess it's time jr
01:17:15we are back live here on monday night raw and
01:17:18it's only this sunday at one night stand it's going to be a huge event this wednesday back here
01:17:22in usa the wwe versus ecw special but nothing i don't know if they pay what we may be about
01:17:29to see here check out those pants mr mcmahon are wearing they're not going to be on much longer
01:17:34ladies and gentlemen please welcome shane mcmahon and the chairman of world wrestling entertainment
01:17:41i don't know about the big toe but he's the big another part of the
01:18:02well uh before we begin the festivities here in a moment i'd like to remind you there are a number
01:18:09of special clubs out there there's uh
01:18:14let's see there's uh a strip club oh oh yeah they're out there country club
01:18:22but perhaps the most elite club of them all is the mr mcmahon kiss my ass club
01:18:33and there have been a number of luminaries that have joined
01:18:36the club such as uh the heartbreak kid sean michaels
01:18:42now sean i know you're at home watching because in all likelihood sean
01:18:47your career is over and i'm sure as you
01:18:52look back on things and think about the stellar moments of your career
01:18:55the first thing that pops in your mind is the night you join the club
01:19:02yet there's uh another individual among us who is a charter member of the club and that would be
01:19:10that's right good old jr
01:19:17by the way jr i'm sure that night was much better for you than it was for me
01:19:21matter of fact even my son shane has inadvertently joined the club
01:19:30but allow me now ladies and gentlemen to join
01:19:33well to have someone join the kiss my ass club he is well he's the the game he's
01:19:42what is he the cerebral assassin he's the king of kings the newest member of the mr mcmahon kiss my
01:19:50ass club triple h
01:20:10well king i never thought i'd have a great deal of empathy
01:20:13for triple h we've had our issues over the years but
01:20:20i would want i know what it's like to be humiliated in front of the world
01:20:24in front of family because i joined the mr mcmahon kiss my ass club in opalma city
01:20:30in front of my family and i'll never forget
01:20:33the game drank all of his water
01:20:34and i'll never forget his face
01:20:41mr vance said earlier the game did not kiss his ass but the game would never ever get another
01:20:47opportunity to wrestle for a championship again in this company and as far as sean michael's career
01:20:54being over if michael's heart is beating i'm with him and god bless sean michael
01:20:59yeah this is or you know sean drank some water before he joined the club remember yes
01:21:12um i want to let you know but before you do the honors here that
01:21:18there's no malice here on my part i want you to understand that that
01:21:21i'm not doing this because i'm sort of self-aggrandizement okay i'm doing this because uh
01:21:29well it's leadership by example you can be the leader of the locker room by
01:21:34by just puckering up that's all you got to do and uh again there have been a number of individuals who
01:21:42what's the matter with your eyes
01:21:43your eyes look all glassy
01:21:50seem to have lost your your coloring now look i know that a certain amount of anxiety comes with
01:21:58joining the mr mcmahon kiss my ass club but i mean you didn't like have a few drinks before he came
01:22:04out here or something did you no you didn't pop one of those anti-anxiety type things like that xanax or
01:22:11whatever it is what the hell's the matter with you do you feel all right
01:22:19fields she's
01:22:25what the hell's the matter with him what the hell the hell's the matter with you
01:22:29you know what folks i know what's the matter with him he needs to kiss my ass oh boy that's what
01:22:40he needs that's exactly what you're gonna do who do you think you are you think you're better than
01:22:45me you're no different every other superstar who came along the way i made you pal i made you i can
01:22:53break you no one is bigger than mr mcmahon so with that in mind oh no chino
01:23:05put the women and children to bed we're gonna get the full money
01:23:09or the full mcmahon
01:23:10all right you're about to witness the first ever asheal ever in public he didn't do an asheal before
01:23:19you joined the club did he no
01:23:24i didn't get the oops
01:23:25i gotta tell you that's a mighty fine looking ass isn't it it can do tricks watch this
01:23:42all right shano look at shane take triple h and put his face right where it belongs come on
01:23:55look at shane is look at shane watch uh-huh pucker up come on triple h pucker up good yeah uh-huh
01:24:25shane is
01:24:32mr mcmahon just seen a ghost
01:24:36uh leave him down drop the trowel
01:24:41wow
01:24:46oh my god
01:24:48oh my god
01:24:52oh my god
01:24:54oh mr mcmahon
01:24:56the game just pedigree the chairman of the wwe
01:25:00the chairman
01:25:07the elaborate plan that worked on sean michael's and messed up here tonight
01:25:14the game apparently either with the great instincts or learning from sean michael's experience has turned the
01:25:21tables on sean michael's and mr mcmahon
01:25:27hey mcmahon thanks to the street is in lilo land
01:25:31and mr mcmahon's in the same place thanks to the pedigree
01:25:34shane mcmahon missed it all he got outsmarted by the game
01:25:37as did his daddy who just got pedigried face first here on the wall
01:25:42but they are what are going to be the repercussions from this for the game
01:25:48my god just think what will the repercussions be i shudder to think
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