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00:00:00Hello and welcome to India's Compliment
00:00:03An unnecessary reality show
00:00:05There is no point in this show
00:00:07Just like life
00:00:08You've come to a wild show
00:00:13It is a pointless reality show
00:00:15But it has a very interesting point
00:00:17People will come to show their talent in India
00:00:20They will be able to show their talent
00:00:22They will be able to show their talent
00:00:25But before showing their talent
00:00:27They will be able to show their talent
00:00:30After showing their talent
00:00:32We will be able to show their talent
00:00:33If the score of the judges
00:00:35Is the one who has given the participants
00:00:37Before performing
00:00:38They will win the show
00:00:40And the show ticket sales of all the money
00:00:42So there is a lot of money on the line
00:00:45Yes, we will know
00:00:47From this show we will know
00:00:49Who is self-aware
00:00:50And from this show
00:00:51We will know
00:00:52Who is self-aware
00:00:54So let's start
00:00:56Make some noise for everyone on the panel guys
00:00:59Come on
00:01:00Make some noise for everyone on the panel guys
00:01:01Come on
00:01:02Make some noise for everyone on the panel guys
00:01:03Come on
00:01:08Today my father is here genuinely
00:01:10Make some noise for
00:01:11Amit Tandan everybody
00:01:12Come on
00:01:16Sir, how are you?
00:01:17Very big
00:01:18We were on stage
00:01:19We were on stage
00:01:20And a girl said
00:01:21Who is this?
00:01:23Shit
00:01:24He said
00:01:25Who is this?
00:01:28Here
00:01:29What about some?
00:01:30Ask him to his dad
00:01:31Ask him to his dad
00:01:33No
00:01:34Ask up from your mom
00:01:35With mom
00:01:44We also have Neeti ji
00:01:45Mixed myself
00:01:46Neeti Palda everyone
00:01:47Meethi Ji, in this age, how are you looking so fresh?
00:01:52Such a good skin care. What's your skin care routine?
00:01:55Someone's talking about mom art.
00:01:57We also have dad art.
00:02:01I told Maib Ji, when can I come?
00:02:07I said, can I come from now or can I come from the next month?
00:02:10I said, don't take risks.
00:02:12I gave my show a few days.
00:02:16How are you, sir, Maib Ji?
00:02:20Very big, very big.
00:02:22Good, sir.
00:02:23Are you all right?
00:02:24In your house?
00:02:25In my house.
00:02:27We'll move on, we'll move on.
00:02:30So, thank you so much for joining.
00:02:33You've come so far.
00:02:34You've come from Delhi.
00:02:40So, should we begin India's Got Latent?
00:02:42So, the first act, Bachcha.
00:02:45That's his name.
00:02:46Bachcha.
00:02:47Bachcha.
00:02:48Bachcha.
00:02:49I mean, what's his name?
00:02:51Whatever it is.
00:02:53Round of applause for Bachcha.
00:02:55You're probably not too bad.
00:02:56You're just kidding.
00:02:57Sorry, Bachcha.
00:02:58Sorry, Bachcha.
00:03:00Don't do my child in any way.
00:03:01Let him do it.
00:03:02Let him do it.
00:03:04Yawchee.
00:03:06Let's go.
00:03:07I'm sorry, I don't want to leave my child.
00:03:14Let's do it.
00:03:15Sorry.
00:03:16Let him do it.
00:03:17Let him do it.
00:03:19Let's go.
00:03:37Hey, Suneta.
00:03:41Here we go.
00:03:42I'll show a picture in the car.
00:03:45I will lap you, horse and ihn up.
00:03:47My hand, take all your chu'에.
00:03:49I will تو 불�IE in thejoser.
00:03:51I will send you a band like this one.
00:03:54I will send you an余る guard from all poles.
00:03:56prophecy afterwards I will send you everything I read.
00:03:59I will visit all the temple.
00:04:01LEKEND title while the Laboratory will lack suitacional Dubai.
00:04:03For your big rend come, To your ancestors to join your stay.
00:04:05foreign
00:04:19foreign
00:04:35I'll tell you how much I want
00:04:38How much I want
00:04:39I'll make this song for you
00:04:42Yo!
00:04:50What happened?
00:04:51Baccha! Baccha! Baccha! Baccha! Baccha! Baccha!
00:04:56Baccha! Baccha! Baccha!
00:04:58Baccha! Baccha!
00:05:00It's not a child, it's a child
00:05:02Baccha!
00:05:03One second, one second, one second
00:05:05What did I say, brother?
00:05:07I'm saying this
00:05:09What did you say, brother?
00:05:11That's Baccha!
00:05:12I said Baccha!
00:05:13Baccha!
00:05:14What did I say, brother?
00:05:16Your real name is Baccha
00:05:18No, it's Rohit
00:05:19It's a state name Baccha
00:05:22How did you say this name, Baccha?
00:05:25It's in my village
00:05:27My friends all say Baccha
00:05:28Because I lived in my mother's village
00:05:30So, all of them
00:05:32Baccha got something meaning?
00:05:33Baccha got something meaning?
00:05:34Baccha got something meaning?
00:05:35No, it's not meaning
00:05:36Baccha got something
00:05:37It's just a stage name
00:05:38It's good to keep the stage name
00:05:39Baccha, it's good to keep the stage name
00:05:40Why?
00:05:41What a mess!
00:05:42You've got a lot of expectations
00:05:43You've got a lot of expectations
00:05:44You've got a lot of expectations
00:05:45This was my first time
00:05:46I mean, I'm doing this first time
00:05:47What?
00:05:48One second, one second
00:05:51One second
00:05:52One second, one second
00:05:53He wrote in my resume
00:05:54And I'm saying a lot
00:05:55No, I swear
00:05:57It's the first time
00:05:58It's the first time
00:05:59But the rest of the things
00:06:00I'm saying a lot
00:06:01So, Rohit, how far are you here?
00:06:03I'm going to be 36
00:06:0436, right?
00:06:05Oh, this is not my word
00:06:07I'm saying a lot
00:06:09You've written it
00:06:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..
00:06:17No, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely
00:06:18You've written it
00:06:19You've written it
00:06:20I've never had my friends
00:06:21I've never had my friends
00:06:22I've always had my mother's fault
00:06:23You've ever had my mother's fault
00:06:24You've never had my mother's fault
00:06:25With the rest of me
00:06:26With the rest of me
00:06:27Yes, you've never had her daughter
00:06:28Any particular reason?
00:06:29Not, I don't lookneyed
00:06:30I mean...
00:06:31I love her daughter
00:06:32You say her daughter
00:06:33I don't know how much I can give my mother to my wife.
00:06:42What do you mean?
00:06:44What do you mean by my father?
00:06:46What do you mean by her daughter?
00:06:51What do you mean by her daughter?
00:06:53She's a daughter?
00:06:54If she's a child, I wouldn't believe her.
00:06:56Who would you give her?
00:06:58Who would you give her?
00:07:00Who would you give her?
00:07:02What do you mean by her daughter?
00:07:05Tell me.
00:07:06Give me an example of the one who is allowed in your mind.
00:07:09The one who is giving me in your mind.
00:07:11Why don't you give me?
00:07:13You're asking.
00:07:14You don't play with the other team.
00:07:16You don't play with your father's voice.
00:07:17Like your father's voice.
00:07:19That's not something like that.
00:07:21No, no.
00:07:22I don't care about everything.
00:07:24You're doing it.
00:07:26You're doing it.
00:07:27You're doing it.
00:07:29You're doing it.
00:07:31You're doing it.
00:07:32You're doing it.
00:07:33You're doing it in 21 days.
00:07:34You're doing it.
00:07:35No one has done it.
00:07:36What's your age in Roed?
00:07:38I'm 18 years old.
00:07:3918 years old?
00:07:4018 years old?
00:07:41You're doing it.
00:07:42You're doing it.
00:07:44You're doing it.
00:07:45You've got a girl's name.
00:07:46Oh, so you got a girl's name in this song, right?
00:07:48Yes, she's my friend's girlfriend.
00:07:52Hey, one second.
00:07:53Hey, listen.
00:07:54She's listening to someone's daughter, bro.
00:07:58So, she knows her mother's mother,
00:08:00she knows her daughter,
00:08:02and she knows her girlfriend's girlfriend.
00:08:07Is that right?
00:08:09She's my friend, Aman's name.
00:08:11She told me to write a song for me,
00:08:12so she loves her girl.
00:08:15She's my girlfriend's name,
00:08:17so she'll write it for her,
00:08:18and she'll listen to her.
00:08:18If you wanted to write a song for her friend,
00:08:21why did you write such a love song?
00:08:24Oh, so she loves her, right?
00:08:27Do you do it too?
00:08:28No, no, no.
00:08:29You don't know.
00:08:30You don't know, you don't know, you don't know.
00:08:37Is your girlfriend your girlfriend?
00:08:41No, no, she's not.
00:08:42She's not.
00:08:43No, no.
00:08:47You're watching her in Mumbai.
00:08:48What are you doing here?
00:08:49I'm just walking during the time pass.
00:08:50Now, what do you do?
00:08:51You come here to work?
00:08:53What do you mean, you come here to Bombay?
00:08:55I'm taking my experience.
00:08:56I'm going here to write songs.
00:08:57Where are you going?
00:08:58Where are you going?
00:08:59Where are you going?
00:09:00Yeah, I'm going to write all Mumbai.
00:09:02Okay.
00:09:03I'm working in the way faster.
00:09:05Oh!
00:09:06How much time do you write this song?
00:09:11How many hours have you done?
00:09:12The delivery failed.
00:09:15I'm still writing this rap.
00:09:17Hey, Sunita!
00:09:22That's right, Bacha.
00:09:24Thank you so much for coming, man.
00:09:26Should we score Bacha?
00:09:28I gave Bacha a 9.
00:09:329.5.
00:09:3410 from Neeti Ji.
00:09:3610 from Maheep Ji.
00:09:3810 from my side.
00:09:40Alright, let's go.
00:09:42That makes your average 9.5.
00:09:46Bacha, Bacha, Bacha, Bacha, Bacha, Bacha, Bacha.
00:09:548.5.
00:09:58Come on, Bacha.
00:10:00Why did you give it a little?
00:10:02It was your number.
00:10:03It was your VFAST rating.
00:10:07There is confidence here.
00:10:09You have confidence here?
00:10:10No.
00:10:11No.
00:10:12Bacha, Bacha, Bacha.
00:10:13Thank you so much for joining Bacha, Bacha.
00:10:18Shivani Ray.
00:10:19Can we have a pick on applause for Shivani?
00:10:23Shivani Ray.
00:10:27Hello.
00:10:28If you remember,
00:10:29there will be a Bhak Chodi
00:10:30and we will perform later.
00:10:31Okay?
00:10:32So all misogynists
00:10:34and pseudo-feminists,
00:10:35thank you for your attention.
00:10:37Who's your hand?
00:10:39Who's your hand?
00:10:40Who's your hand?
00:10:41Who's your hand?
00:10:42Who's your hand?
00:10:43Who's your hand?
00:10:44Who's your hand?
00:10:45Who's your hand?
00:10:46Who's your hand?
00:10:47Who's your hand?
00:10:48Who's your hand?
00:10:49Look, I'm not giving extra time.
00:10:51Okay?
00:10:52Let me give you some time later, man.
00:10:53Yeah.
00:10:54Come back.
00:10:55Come back.
00:10:56Come back.
00:10:57Come back.
00:10:58Please.
00:10:59Did you not call a misogynist?
00:11:00I called myself.
00:11:01Did you call a misogynist?
00:11:02I called myself.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:06Guys.
00:11:07Please, see this.
00:11:08Who knows who's the Jib?
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00:12:28What's the matter, Shivani Rai.
00:12:30Very awesome.
00:12:31I have something to ask Shivani ji.
00:12:33When you go out on a date, who pays the bill?
00:12:35I haven't even got any date.
00:12:38What do I do?
00:12:38But if you go out on a date, then would you be footing the bill?
00:12:41Would he be footing the bill?
00:12:42Half-half.
00:12:43Half-half?
00:12:44Do you use split-wise?
00:12:48The correct answer to that question is,
00:12:51the person who asked you out has to pay.
00:12:54But no one is asking me out.
00:12:56If someone asks me, then I'll give the bill.
00:12:57I'll ask you, I'll give the bill.
00:12:59You're single and the child was single.
00:13:03So I say, let's do it.
00:13:10No.
00:13:10Looks madder, I mean?
00:13:12Yes.
00:13:16You're a bad idea, man.
00:13:17You're such a good idea.
00:13:19You're not a bad idea.
00:13:22No, I'm a bad idea.
00:13:23There's a bad idea here.
00:13:26No, no, no.
00:13:27No, no, no, no.
00:13:27No, no, no, no.
00:13:28You're a bad idea.
00:13:29We're doing the bad idea.
00:13:30We're doing the bad idea.
00:13:31We're doing the bad idea.
00:13:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:33I'm just thinking, I don't think this is coming right,
00:13:37whatever you're saying.
00:13:39That I'll give the bad idea.
00:13:40I'll give the bad idea.
00:13:42So that means,
00:13:43that this is wrong.
00:13:46That's right.
00:13:47In poetry, it's okay to give you an adha and I give you an adha.
00:13:51When you say that in time,
00:13:55you never give an adha.
00:13:58Either it gives you an adha or it doesn't give you an adha.
00:14:01What kind of talk is happening now?
00:14:04What kind of talk is happening now?
00:14:06We are talking about payment.
00:14:09Shivani, have you asked anybody out?
00:14:12No, not yet.
00:14:14You have never asked anyone out?
00:14:15No.
00:14:16You want to ask a girl?
00:14:17Yes.
00:14:18Then, you said all the feminism?
00:14:21No?
00:14:22This is not wrong.
00:14:24Who is a girl?
00:14:25This is it.
00:14:27If you ask a girl, it's okay.
00:14:29But I'll give you an adha and adha.
00:14:32Abhin has said that the one who asks out who has to pay full.
00:14:35I don't ask.
00:14:36Look, you can have a date of tea.
00:14:39Then I'll ask.
00:14:40Yes.
00:14:41A good person, a smart word.
00:14:44You'll get it.
00:14:45You'll get it.
00:14:46Looks too.
00:14:47It's okay.
00:14:48You'll get it.
00:14:49You'll get it.
00:14:50You'll get it.
00:14:51Yes.
00:14:52You'll get single.
00:14:53I think you'll get single.
00:14:54Yes.
00:14:55Yes.
00:14:56How are you staying in the delusion?
00:14:59Where?
00:15:00Delusion.
00:15:01Where?
00:15:02Delusion.
00:15:03I don't know.
00:15:04We have a lot of time.
00:15:06Stay in delusion.
00:15:07We have a lot of time.
00:15:08We have to go in the delusion.
00:15:09You've got a lot of time.
00:15:10Yes.
00:15:10But what do you think about Andrew Tate?
00:15:14Sorry?
00:15:16Andrew Tate, what do you think about him?
00:15:26I'll be single.
00:15:32I've never heard of him.
00:15:34Wait, if you find someone who you really like, will you not go ask them out?
00:15:38I will, of course.
00:15:40But, of course, I have thought that the person committed to that point.
00:15:45So, why didn't you ask Mahib Ji?
00:15:46No.
00:15:49Who is your age?
00:15:50No, you're not doing this.
00:15:54Write 9-8.
00:16:10No, no, Shivani, I really liked the thoughts that your imaginary boyfriend had.
00:16:22No, no, Shivani, I really liked the thoughts that your imaginary boyfriend had.
00:16:36You wanted to call someone as a misogynist.
00:16:39But you don't have to call someone as a misogynist.
00:16:42No, you don't have to call someone as a misogynist.
00:16:45So, what is your goal line?
00:16:47I have written that you want to change the delusion in real life.
00:16:50Oh.
00:16:51So, what is your biggest delusion?
00:16:54I feel that, as I have heard the poetry, the poetry is quite meaningful.
00:16:58So, I think that it doesn't work like that.
00:17:00If I go to the reels and say,
00:17:01that she will give herself to me, she will give herself to me.
00:17:03So, it will be viral.
00:17:04I mean, the things that are right, it won't work.
00:17:06So, after that, it will work.
00:17:08Right, right.
00:17:10She is right.
00:17:12She is right here.
00:17:13I have 10 years of meaningful comedy.
00:17:23One more time, how is mommy?
00:17:30So, Shivani Raiji, do you think there is a scope in poetry?
00:17:35Yes.
00:17:35If you leave a quality content, then you will say yes.
00:17:39And that doesn't happen from me, but I will try.
00:17:42I will listen to you one song.
00:17:44I will listen to you.
00:17:45Are you serious?
00:17:47Okay.
00:17:48Rishad.
00:17:49Don't be true.
00:17:51Don't be true.
00:17:53Don't be true.
00:17:55Don't be true.
00:17:57Don't be true.
00:17:59Don't be true.
00:18:00Don't be true.
00:18:01Don't be true.
00:18:03Don't be true.
00:18:05Don't be true.
00:18:06Don't be true.
00:18:07Don't be true.
00:18:08Don't be true.
00:18:08Don't be true.
00:18:09Don't be true.
00:18:10Don't be true.
00:18:17Shivani Raiji, bro.
00:18:18Amazing, Shivani.
00:18:19Thank you so much for joining us.
00:18:20Your poetry was amazing.
00:18:21And, you know.
00:18:26So, I have given you.
00:18:28Nine.
00:18:29I have given you seven.
00:18:31So, I will tell you why.
00:18:33Content was good.
00:18:34But, delivery, I think, you know, is something that you really need to work on.
00:18:39It was not a conviction.
00:18:40It was a thought that, yes, it was a shock to you.
00:18:42But, in poetry, I think the delivery is as important.
00:18:46As important as it is.
00:18:47Gulzhar, sir.
00:18:48Sit with me.
00:18:55Neeti ji.
00:18:56Look, India, everyone is asking for delivery in India.
00:19:01You can ask for delivery.
00:19:02You can ask for delivery.
00:19:04Sometimes, brother.
00:19:05Sometimes.
00:19:06Sometimes.
00:19:07Sometimes.
00:19:08Sometimes.
00:19:09Nine.
00:19:10Nine from Neeti ji.
00:19:11Also.
00:19:12Two things cut and nine gave you.
00:19:13First, nine.
00:19:14Then, eight.
00:19:15Then, nine.
00:19:16You also gave nine.
00:19:17You are not writing your number?
00:19:23Eight.
00:19:24Nine, eight.
00:19:25Nine, eight.
00:19:26Nine, eight.
00:19:27Nine, eight.
00:19:30So, your average is 8.5.
00:19:33Okay.
00:19:35Nice.
00:19:36Very close.
00:19:37Shivani ji, yaar.
00:19:39Good luck.
00:19:40I will give you another one.
00:19:47Make some noise for Shivani Rai, everyone.
00:19:49Thanks so much.
00:19:50Alright.
00:19:51Up next, we have
00:19:53Bharat Ka Oscar.
00:19:55Wow.
00:19:56Round of applause for Bharat Ka Oscar, everyone.
00:19:58Thank you, everyone.
00:20:06Hi.
00:20:06Hi.
00:20:07Hi.
00:20:07Hi.
00:20:08How are you all?
00:20:09Good.
00:20:09Good.
00:20:10Good.
00:20:10Thanks for coming, guys.
00:20:12One more time.
00:20:12Thank you so much for coming.
00:20:13Yes.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:16Hi, guys.
00:20:17My name is Oscar.
00:20:18My name is Oscar.
00:20:19My name is Oscar.
00:20:21My name is Oscar.
00:20:23His name is Oscar.
00:20:24What do you mean?
00:20:25What do you mean?
00:20:26What do you mean?
00:20:27What do you mean?
00:20:28Israan.
00:20:29Israan.
00:20:29Israan's name is also a matter of meaning.
00:20:31I had asked a day to my house.
00:20:33Why do you guys have asked Oscar?
00:20:35No, that's Hollywood.
00:20:36You have seen it.
00:20:37So, the people say that Oscar was born.
00:20:41When you were born, you were born.
00:20:43You were born.
00:20:44You were born.
00:20:45Yes.
00:20:46Yes.
00:20:47Yes.
00:20:48Yes.
00:20:49Yes.
00:20:50I said, good.
00:20:51How are you going to do this?
00:20:52Yes.
00:20:53Yes.
00:20:54Yes.
00:20:55Yes.
00:20:56Yes.
00:20:57Yes.
00:20:58Yes.
00:20:59You are watching.
00:21:00No one came to train.
00:21:01They asked me to pay for money.
00:21:02Yes.
00:21:03Yes.
00:21:04Yes.
00:21:04That's not the local train of the aerostress.
00:21:08Yes.
00:21:09Yes.
00:21:10Yes.
00:21:11It came to me.
00:21:12I asked him to pay for money.
00:21:14I gave him.
00:21:15So, for me, I was reading a mantra, reading a little bit, and I was like, how do I do this?
00:21:20I asked him, I didn't have a result of this mantra, so I'll get a refund.
00:21:24I said, brother, keep my card.
00:21:26It's a mail ID.
00:21:28If there's a result, I'll get a mail.
00:21:30I said, why are you doing all this?
00:21:33He said, bro, I was doing a job first.
00:21:35I was going to teach a boss for me.
00:21:42I'll teach myself.
00:21:45This is my start-up.
00:21:48Let me show you how to get the P.P.T. Malaysia.
00:21:51I'm your co-founder.
00:21:54Thank you. That's my idea.
00:21:56Let's go.
00:21:59When are you doing a comedy?
00:22:012021.
00:22:03Don't count?
00:22:04Yeah.
00:22:05It's been 4 years, bro.
00:22:06It's been a little more than 4 years.
00:22:08It's brutal.
00:22:10Yeah, put a video.
00:22:12You can see my video.
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15It's called Bharat Kauskari.
00:22:16You'll get it on YouTube.
00:22:17You'll get it on YouTube.
00:22:18So, why India has got laden, bro?
00:22:21It's just fun and enjoyment.
00:22:24You're serious, bro.
00:22:26For a person who likes to do fun.
00:22:29Why are you serious, bro?
00:22:31You're crying.
00:22:32You're crying.
00:22:33You're crying.
00:22:34Yeah, I'm crying.
00:22:35Full, full.
00:22:36You're crying.
00:22:37You're crying.
00:22:38You're crying.
00:22:39What age are you, bro?
00:22:40I'm 27.
00:22:4127.
00:22:4227.
00:22:43Did you get married yet?
00:22:44No.
00:22:45Girlfriend?
00:22:46No.
00:22:47Girlfriend.
00:22:48You have a girlfriend.
00:22:49No.
00:22:50Girlfriend.
00:22:51No.
00:22:52Girlfriend.
00:22:53No.
00:22:54No.
00:22:55No.
00:22:56No.
00:22:57No.
00:22:58No.
00:22:59You've applied.
00:23:00No.
00:23:01Girlfriend.
00:23:02Girlfriend.
00:23:03In 2021, they started work.
00:23:05It was coming in season 2.
00:23:06Season 2?
00:23:07Season 3.
00:23:08Season 3.
00:23:09You've won in which season?
00:23:10I've won in second season.
00:23:12It's zero.
00:23:13I'm not sure to tell you.
00:23:15Go winner.
00:23:16Go winner.
00:23:17Go winner.
00:23:18Go winner.
00:23:19You have a judge here from Comicstown, guys.
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:23Neeti Ji.
00:23:24Let me ask you the same question.
00:23:26I'm good at that.
00:23:27You're bad at that.
00:23:36You don't need to cut Wi-Fi in Kashmir.
00:23:38They'll do this.
00:23:39They'll do it.
00:23:44Oh, boy.
00:23:45Did you apply in Comicstown 3?
00:23:47Why?
00:23:48What's the benefit?
00:23:49Oh, boy.
00:23:50Oh, boy.
00:23:52Oh, boy.
00:23:54Oh, boy.
00:23:55It's become a man.
00:23:56Look, how famous you were in Solangi.
00:23:57I'm not reading the film.
00:23:59Oh, boy.
00:24:01How happened, boy?
00:24:02What's happened?
00:24:03Tell me what's your trauma.
00:24:04What's your trauma?
00:24:05Tell me.
00:24:06What's my mother in childhood?
00:24:07There's a trauma.
00:24:09There's a trauma, boy.
00:24:10What's the trauma?
00:24:11I'm not getting a picture.
00:24:12Oh, boy.
00:24:14Oh, boy.
00:24:16Oh, my God.
00:24:26You're the only one.
00:24:39Season to winner, brother.
00:24:46That's why you have to pick up the kumbray today.
00:24:50That's right.
00:24:52That's right.
00:24:54That's right.
00:24:56All right.
00:24:58Thank you so much for coming today.
00:25:00Keep smiling.
00:25:02Time to score him.
00:25:04I gave you 8.
00:25:06It's very good.
00:25:08I gave you 7.
00:25:105.5.
00:25:125.5
00:25:14Maheb Ji with a 6.
00:25:168.
00:25:18Balraj with an 8.
00:25:20That makes your average of 7.
00:25:287.5!
00:25:32Thank you so much for joining me.
00:25:34He was very close to being self aware.
00:25:36Are we ready for a rapper guys?
00:25:38Come on.
00:25:40Makes a noise for Puneet Malhotra.
00:25:42Puneet Malhotra.
00:25:44He's got a noise for Puneet Malhotra.
00:25:46Yaseel.
00:25:50It's like a gunda.
00:25:52I just want to start.
00:25:54I just want to start.
00:25:56Why?
00:25:57This smile you're giving me.
00:25:58This is a joke.
00:26:00I can give you seriously.
00:26:02I can give you sober.
00:26:04Just think.
00:26:06Where did you take your trip?
00:26:08Yes.
00:26:09It's a dimension.
00:26:10It's a world.
00:26:12Think.
00:26:141.
00:26:161.
00:26:171.
00:26:181.
00:26:191.
00:26:201.
00:26:211.
00:26:221.
00:26:232.
00:26:242.
00:26:252.
00:26:262.
00:26:273.
00:26:282.
00:26:293.
00:26:303.
00:26:313.
00:26:324.
00:26:334.
00:26:345.
00:26:355.
00:26:361.
00:26:372.
00:26:382.
00:26:393.
00:26:401.
00:26:412.
00:26:423.
00:26:433.
00:26:443.
00:26:454.
00:26:464.
00:26:475.
00:26:484.
00:26:495.
00:26:505.
00:26:515.
00:26:526.
00:26:535.
00:26:546.
00:26:556.
00:26:566.
00:26:577.
00:26:587.
00:26:597.
00:27:007.
00:27:018.
00:27:028.
00:27:039.
00:27:04It's a flick.
00:27:05And what do you know about the world?
00:27:06The world is a mother-in-law.
00:27:08The world is a mother-in-law.
00:27:10Because it's a dick.
00:27:12This is why you don't do it.
00:27:13And say, Vindas.
00:27:14Bhandi,
00:27:17I'm a bhandi.
00:27:21Bhandi,
00:27:24I'm a bhandi.
00:27:27You're watching this one,
00:27:29like Mary's Dr. Strange.
00:27:31And now I'm going to take my hands.
00:27:33I'm going to take my hands.
00:27:35When I pass this to you,
00:27:37Alright.
00:27:38So, Puninji.
00:27:40You're doing drugs.
00:27:42No, it's not a question.
00:27:44It's a statement.
00:27:46You're doing drugs.
00:27:49So,
00:27:52how long have you been in this zone?
00:27:565-6 years?
00:28:01How old are you, my brother?
00:28:0427.
00:28:05Okay.
00:28:06So, what have you been sent to this house?
00:28:08Nothing.
00:28:09Nothing.
00:28:10So, do you think you're scared?
00:28:12What?
00:28:13What?
00:28:14What?
00:28:19That's not legal in India,
00:28:21what you're doing.
00:28:22So, I'm doing a little open.
00:28:25There's 8 cameras here.
00:28:27There's 8 cameras here.
00:28:28There's not enough.
00:28:29You'll see 16.
00:28:33Is there anyone else in your house?
00:28:34Yes.
00:28:35There's no.
00:28:36There's no.
00:28:37There's no.
00:28:38There's no.
00:28:39In real.
00:28:40In real.
00:28:47If I go to my house,
00:28:49I'm like,
00:28:50Bhandi.
00:28:51So,
00:28:52Ghanj is going to be here.
00:28:53He's going to be here.
00:28:54By the way,
00:28:55Ghanj is going to be here in India.
00:28:57He's going to be here in India.
00:28:59Hey,
00:29:00Bhandi.
00:29:01No.
00:29:06So, do you have dreams?
00:29:08Yes.
00:29:09No, no, no.
00:29:10No.
00:29:11No.
00:29:12No.
00:29:13No.
00:29:14No.
00:29:17Honestly,
00:29:18what you performed,
00:29:19was your rap,
00:29:21breakdown,
00:29:22what was it?
00:29:26You did something crazy.
00:29:27I was like,
00:29:28what genre was it?
00:29:29I had no idea.
00:29:30No.
00:29:31No.
00:29:32No.
00:29:33You started talking,
00:29:34you told me something.
00:29:35Then,
00:29:36suddenly,
00:29:37you started singing.
00:29:39What was it?
00:29:40Rap was it?
00:29:41Rap was it?
00:29:42Okay,
00:29:43the beat is playing.
00:29:47Bhandi.
00:29:51So,
00:29:52Puneet Ji,
00:29:53do you think
00:29:54that it's a wrong thing?
00:29:55Yeah.
00:29:58It is.
00:29:59That it's a wrong thing.
00:30:00But it's not good.
00:30:01It's a fun thing.
00:30:02So,
00:30:03it's a good thing.
00:30:04So,
00:30:05it's a good thing.
00:30:06then,
00:30:07you've never quit...
00:30:08What's that,
00:30:09bro?
00:30:10You've been angry.
00:30:11I've got angry.
00:30:12I've got angry.
00:30:13I've got angry.
00:30:14Yeah!
00:30:16Did you try to quit?
00:30:18Yes, yes. I'm not fooling.
00:30:19No, no. Rapping, rapping.
00:30:26Abhishek, I have to do something.
00:30:28No, no. But...
00:30:29What do you think about Nacy's brother?
00:30:32I mean...
00:30:33You follow him?
00:30:34Yeah, yeah.
00:30:35I listen to him.
00:30:36I listen to him.
00:30:37First of all, I feel a little downfall.
00:30:41What happened to you?
00:30:44What happened to you?
00:30:46Where is it, brother?
00:30:47Brother...
00:30:48You should leave it all on the site.
00:30:51Otherwise, you will forget to leave it.
00:30:54Wow.
00:30:55Wow.
00:30:56Genius.
00:30:57You're on fire today, brother.
00:31:00On fire.
00:31:02So...
00:31:03You smoke cigarettes and all?
00:31:05Yeah.
00:31:07Alcohol?
00:31:10So, how do you do this hacking?
00:31:12It's a job, right?
00:31:14It's a 9-hour job, right?
00:31:15In which you are set.
00:31:18No, in which you are working on the job.
00:31:20But you feel like you don't have to do a nashay?
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:26You don't have to do a nashay?
00:31:28You don't have to do a nashay?
00:31:29No, you don't have to do a nashay.
00:31:30Yeah, absolutely.
00:31:31Now, leave it here.
00:31:33Leave it here, leave it there.
00:31:34Just leave it there.
00:31:38Leave it there and go there, okay?
00:31:39Man, I'm afraid that you won't have to do a nashay.
00:31:43So, you don't have to do a nashay.
00:31:47You don't need to do a nashay.
00:31:49If there is God, you won't have to do a nashay.
00:31:51Can dance only when drunk?
00:31:54So, you won't have to do a nashay.
00:31:57You won't have to do a nashay.
00:31:58So, you will have to do a nashay.
00:32:03But, man, I'm very worried about your health, man.
00:32:05Keep your attention to your health, man.
00:32:07You feel like you're weak.
00:32:09Shave, wave, look beautiful.
00:32:11Shave, look beautiful.
00:32:16Look at Neeti Ji.
00:32:21What, do you mark them?
00:32:22Marks, they give them.
00:32:24Bro, I've given you 4.20.
00:32:35Balraj, I've given you 4.
00:32:39I've given you.
00:32:42I don't want this, brother.
00:32:44For your own health.
00:32:46I'm giving you 3.
00:32:491.5.
00:32:511 from Neeti Ji.
00:32:52Me?
00:32:54I've given you...
00:32:56I've given you a score.
00:33:06How much?
00:33:12How much?
00:33:12I'm not giving it.
00:33:15I'm giving it to you.
00:33:16I'm not giving it.
00:33:17I'm going to give it to you.
00:33:18I'm giving it to you.
00:33:19You've got two.
00:33:20So that makes your average of two.
00:33:23Five points.
00:33:31Nine point five.
00:33:32Nine point five.
00:33:33Wow.
00:33:36That was nine point five.
00:33:38Wow.
00:33:399.5
00:33:45Thank you so much for joining
00:33:50Can I get some claps?
00:34:00Never rub it off, give it on further, let them read it
00:34:04What you wanna do, those ears, you just need to save it
00:34:08It's just not a white or black, color combination
00:34:12Solution, knowledge, fieldwork, experiences and education
00:34:17We don't need a bright, a future and a present
00:34:21We don't need your help, yeah we just need your aid
00:34:26Slates, give it on to me, slates, start it's all we need
00:34:30Slates, slates, slates, yeah
00:34:34Pass on your tactics, pass on your feedback
00:34:38Pass on your thunder, pass on, pass on, pass on
00:34:43Make some puzzles hard to solve but easy to realize it
00:34:48Part marks of your footsteps will lead us to march and create with
00:34:52Angel, love, white and black, color combination
00:34:56Solution, knowledge, fieldwork, experiences and education
00:35:00Women need a bright, a future and a present
00:35:05Women need your help, yeah we just need your aid
00:35:10Slates, give it on to me, slates, start it's all we need
00:35:14Slates, slates, slates, pass on
00:35:19Thank you
00:35:20All right
00:35:22Kiran, hole kari ji
00:35:25Hole kari, yeah
00:35:26Hole toh kariya apne aare
00:35:28Haan nah
00:35:29Kaan me
00:35:30As in, idar so udar
00:35:32Par, kaha rhegai?
00:35:33Kya rhegai?
00:35:34Sur
00:35:35Haan nah
00:35:36Sur, mic test nahin meila na pahle
00:35:39Acha, mic toh test kar liya apne pura
00:35:41Haan, pura test karliya
00:35:42Aghe waale performance achche hongi shayid
00:35:44Baai, aap bhoati indiminating lag rahe go meri ko, yaar
00:35:46Oh, really?
00:35:47Yeah, really
00:35:48Thank you, thank you, anyway
00:35:52Toh, ye apne kaha sikha?
00:35:54Kud, kud sikha?
00:35:55Kud sikha apne khaa?
00:35:56Haan, thode training bi lii
00:35:58Acha?
00:35:59You took a professional training?
00:36:00Yeah
00:36:01From a mosquito?
00:36:02Yeah
00:36:05Singing in my ears, yeah
00:36:07Mereko accent bada acha laga
00:36:09Thank you
00:36:10Mereko, mereko bolo wo
00:36:12Mereko chahe dohi word samajahe, say it, say it
00:36:15Slate
00:36:17It's slate
00:36:18Slate
00:36:20Slates
00:36:21It's slates
00:36:22Slates
00:36:23Party
00:36:24Slates
00:36:25Slates
00:36:26Oh, actual words
00:36:27Slates
00:36:28But I told you
00:36:30What is the correct word?
00:36:32Slates
00:36:33Slates
00:36:34Slates
00:36:35Slates
00:36:36Slates
00:36:37Your stage presence?
00:36:38Ten on ten
00:36:39From me
00:36:40Your style?
00:36:41Ten on ten
00:36:42The way you are commanding the audience?
00:36:43Ten on ten
00:36:44Sur
00:36:48Zero
00:36:49Slate
00:36:51Slate
00:36:56Slate
00:36:57Do you want to try again?
00:36:58Okay, if you
00:36:59If you want to
00:37:00No, I don't know
00:37:01So, do you only sing in English?
00:37:05Yes.
00:37:06Do you not sing in any language?
00:37:07No.
00:37:08Do you mean, where did you get inspiration from this song in English?
00:37:13First, I listened to English songs a lot.
00:37:16What do you mean?
00:37:17First, from my childhood.
00:37:19From your childhood?
00:37:20My father also listened to English songs.
00:37:22So, it just came...
00:37:23Papa?
00:37:24No.
00:37:27Don't worry.
00:37:28He's not here.
00:37:30Your song has written yourself?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:32Why did you sing yourself?
00:37:34What?
00:37:35You sing it now.
00:37:36You sing it now.
00:37:37I've written it.
00:37:38I've written it.
00:37:39You sing it.
00:37:40You sing it.
00:37:41One more time.
00:37:42Say it slowly.
00:37:44I don't understand.
00:37:45This song means that...
00:37:48Parents don't give a lot of things.
00:37:53This has happened to me.
00:37:55So, it doesn't happen to me.
00:37:57So, this is a thought.
00:37:58What do your parents do?
00:38:00One, my dad is in an entertainment business.
00:38:03Is he a singer?
00:38:03Yes.
00:38:04He is.
00:38:05Oh!
00:38:05So, the one who taught you,
00:38:06they didn't pass on to you.
00:38:08Kind of.
00:38:09You can say.
00:38:10You can say that.
00:38:11That's why I wrote the song, you can say.
00:38:14Yes.
00:38:15Who are your favorite singers?
00:38:17Michael Jackson?
00:38:18Yeah.
00:38:19Shakira.
00:38:20And I like Yanni's voice.
00:38:24So, yeah.
00:38:25His music is good.
00:38:26But I like his voice.
00:38:27Yeah.
00:38:28And amongst Indian artists?
00:38:29Like upcoming new Indian artists?
00:38:31New?
00:38:32Not much.
00:38:33Nazia Hassan?
00:38:34Yeah.
00:38:35She is Pakistani.
00:38:36Yeah.
00:38:37But I like her voice.
00:38:39Pakistan was a part of India, so…
00:38:42No, but she started singing after the partition.
00:38:45Sorry?
00:38:46What do you want me to take?
00:38:49Sorry, what did you say?
00:38:52She started singing after the partition.
00:38:55Okay.
00:38:56I was there.
00:38:57I understand.
00:38:58I was not there.
00:38:59Obviously.
00:39:00So, how do you make money right now?
00:39:09No income right now.
00:39:11Do what?
00:39:12But trying my level best to…
00:39:14As you said, singing is not that good.
00:39:17I am trying to make a career in singing, so…
00:39:19I never said it was not that good.
00:39:20I said it was bad.
00:39:21It was bad?
00:39:22That's what.
00:39:23That's what.
00:39:24That's what I am saying.
00:39:25Yeah.
00:39:26I am just…
00:39:27This is my job.
00:39:28I miss the words.
00:39:29Koi nahi, Kiran Holkar Ji.
00:39:30You are such a good supporter.
00:39:32Kiran Ji.
00:39:37So, Kiran Ji, you have time to score.
00:39:40Oh, okay.
00:39:41So, you are evaluating on everything.
00:39:43Okay.
00:39:44So, I gave you five numbers.
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:48I gave you five.
00:39:53Seven from Amit sir.
00:39:56Seven.
00:39:57Seven from Niti ji.
00:39:59Three.
00:40:00Aww.
00:40:01Three.
00:40:02Two.
00:40:03Two.
00:40:04Two.
00:40:05Your average is five.
00:40:07Five.
00:40:08Okay.
00:40:09So, what?
00:40:10I don't have for that.
00:40:11I left it somewhere, I guess.
00:40:12What did you give me?
00:40:1310.
00:40:14Oh.
00:40:15I like the honesty.
00:40:16But I also like the delusion.
00:40:17Thank you so much for joining, Kiran Ji.
00:40:25Up next, we are down to the last two acts.
00:40:26We have Shahid Khan.
00:40:28Come on.
00:40:29Come on.
00:40:30Come on.
00:40:31Come on.
00:40:32Come on.
00:40:33Come on.
00:40:34Come on.
00:40:35Come on.
00:40:36Come on.
00:40:37Come on.
00:40:38Come on.
00:40:39Come on.
00:40:40Come on.
00:40:41Will you hear Shahid?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:44Shahid Khan.
00:40:45Round of applause for Shahid Khan, everyone.
00:40:47Come on.
00:40:48Come on.
00:40:49How are you, big brother?
00:40:50And how are you, big brother?
00:40:51Big brother?
00:40:52Big brother?
00:40:53My mother is okay.
00:40:54But my mother is asking everyone,
00:40:58how are you, how are you?
00:41:00You know, it is the sign of Mahib sir having mommy issues.
00:41:05You know?
00:41:06Dad.
00:41:09You know, Mahib sir,
00:41:10thinking about daddy's age and daddy's age.
00:41:15You know, Mahib sir, you can see how old you are.
00:41:18Mahib sir, when they do sex,
00:41:20then their wife's voice,
00:41:22they hear their ass.
00:41:24You know, Mahib sir did not even hesitate, you know.
00:41:34India is not ready for Samirana humor.
00:41:36That's right.
00:41:37You know, Samir bhai is going to college fest,
00:41:39and they say,
00:41:40I don't have a placement.
00:41:41I don't have a placement.
00:41:42I don't have a placement.
00:41:43I don't have a placement.
00:41:44Mahib sir didn't ask him to Samir bhai.
00:41:46And how is your mother?
00:41:48And then Samir bhai would say,
00:41:49I've got a kid, brother.
00:41:52And...
00:41:53It's time.
00:41:54Okay.
00:41:55So, I told my friends,
00:41:57I told my friends,
00:41:58that I will joke on Mahib sir.
00:42:00So, they said,
00:42:01when they take you,
00:42:02you will not have a placement.
00:42:03I said,
00:42:04the story is okay.
00:42:04I will die.
00:42:05So, I went to suicide helpline.
00:42:07I scrolled on the website.
00:42:09So, I found a very interesting fact.
00:42:11When you call on India's suicide helpline number,
00:42:15you will offer help.
00:42:17But when you call on Afghanistan's suicide helpline number...
00:42:22All right.
00:42:23Shahid Khan.
00:42:24That was a really good joke on Mahib sir.
00:42:25You are not going to die.
00:42:26You are not going to die.
00:42:28You are not going to die.
00:42:30Are you like a comedian,
00:42:31or is this your first time doing comedy?
00:42:32No, I am doing stand-up comedy for two years.
00:42:35I am doing from the 10th class.
00:42:37That's the situation.
00:42:38I am doing this.
00:42:40You have written such things in the talking points.
00:42:43Without a hilae neen,
00:42:44I am not going to die.
00:42:45Without a hilae neen,
00:42:46I am not going to die.
00:42:48I am going to die again,
00:42:49I am going to die again,
00:42:50because I am getting money.
00:42:51You are going to die.
00:42:52You are going to die.
00:42:53I am not going to die.
00:42:54I am saying,
00:42:55this is a lot of funny set.
00:43:00Humor, humor.
00:43:02You are not going to die.
00:43:04I am not going to die.
00:43:06There is a stress in my mind.
00:43:07There is a stress in my mind.
00:43:08Sorry.
00:43:09Who is a hilae?
00:43:10I am not going to die.
00:43:15I am not going to die.
00:43:16I am not going to die.
00:43:17I am not going to die.
00:43:18I am going to die.
00:43:19I am going to die.
00:43:20I am going to die.
00:43:21I am going to die.
00:43:35I don't know how to say that.
00:43:41No, I'm a slave.
00:43:48I'm a slave now, right?
00:43:52Don't say that, son.
00:43:57Don't say that to Papa.
00:44:01I'm a Muslim.
00:44:03What?
00:44:04What?
00:44:08What do you think?
00:44:09I'm a slave.
00:44:10I'm a slave.
00:44:34I'm a slave.
00:44:36What?
00:44:37I'm a slave.
00:44:38I'm a slave.
00:44:39I'm a slave.
00:44:40I'm a slave.
00:44:41I don't do discrimination on the government.
00:44:45Okay?
00:44:46I'm a slave.
00:44:47I'm a slave.
00:44:48Oh, man.
00:44:49Come on.
00:44:52Shahid Khan.
00:44:53I'm a slave.
00:44:54You are a slave.
00:44:55You're a slave.
00:44:56I have to say…
00:44:57He's a slave.
00:44:58You're a slave.
00:44:59I didn't even know how to do it without me.
00:45:06No, I didn't know how to do it.
00:45:09What's your name?
00:45:11His mic is closed.
00:45:13His mic is closed, right?
00:45:15Where is the mic closed?
00:45:17I was talking about the bottom.
00:45:29Meethi, Sabha has related a lot.
00:45:32Oh, fuck man.
00:45:33I don't want to put the mic in my hand.
00:45:41Maybe.
00:45:42Come on, come on.
00:45:44Come on, come on.
00:45:46You said that you don't like your girlfriend's male friend.
00:45:54But I am a male friend of 5-6 girls.
00:45:58Your girlfriend is also your girlfriend?
00:46:00Yes.
00:46:02I mean, she left her in the film.
00:46:04Yes, she is.
00:46:05She is also her male friend.
00:46:07I am secure like that.
00:46:14Big dick energy.
00:46:22So, did you not go out to your girlfriend?
00:46:25No, nothing.
00:46:27Now there is a girlfriend and not?
00:46:29Now there is a girlfriend.
00:46:30Now there is not.
00:46:31Where the mother died, the mother died.
00:46:32I said to her.
00:46:34No, you should not go out to her mother.
00:46:37You should be a girl finally?
00:46:50So how do I want a girl finally?
00:46:52What do I want a girl?
00:46:53I mean, it's good.
00:46:55Good?
00:46:56It's good.
00:46:57It's good.
00:46:58Yeah, that's it.
00:47:00I'll get home.
00:47:02Did you get a septum in your mouth?
00:47:04Yes.
00:47:05What's the goal in the neck?
00:47:07What's the look of her?
00:47:09She's wearing a dress.
00:47:11I'll put it on her face.
00:47:13No, no, no.
00:47:15You need to understand the girl, right?
00:47:17Yes.
00:47:18If she also needs to understand the girl,
00:47:20then...
00:47:25You don't like your respect.
00:47:27No.
00:47:28If you don't like your respect,
00:47:29then who will you marry?
00:47:35Oh!
00:47:37Oh!
00:47:38Oh!
00:47:39Oh!
00:47:40Oh!
00:47:41Oh!
00:47:42Oh!
00:47:43Oh!
00:47:44Oh!
00:47:45Oh!
00:47:46Oh!
00:47:47Oh!
00:47:48Oh!
00:47:49Oh!
00:47:50Oh!
00:47:51Oh!
00:47:52Oh!
00:47:53I mean, there's no girl in the relationship,
00:47:55right?
00:47:56That's why I don't like her.
00:47:57So, why didn't you give birth to girls?
00:47:59Oh!
00:48:00Oh!
00:48:01Oh!
00:48:02Oh!
00:48:03Oh!
00:48:04Because...
00:48:06What happened to my wife?
00:48:07No, no.
00:48:08Good.
00:48:09No, shes it?
00:48:10true.
00:48:11Read since or in.
00:48:15ряд LA
00:48:17Love you, buddy.
00:48:19The guy probably won't win your mind.
00:48:21Disc� couple of books.
00:48:22What big and
00:48:26scaled down a lot,
00:48:27you've seen a woman gayish it,
00:48:28you got into choux,
00:48:29oumer a woman.
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:31This year,
00:48:32You've got a sword.
00:48:34Yes, I can say it, sir.
00:48:37You're a little bit of a pig.
00:48:39You're so cute. You're such a good smile. Why do you think so bad?
00:48:42No.
00:48:43You think jokes are bad for writing.
00:48:45So, you're not like this?
00:48:46No, you're not like this.
00:48:47How do you think about it?
00:48:48You're like a good man. Decent.
00:48:50Decent?
00:48:52So, these are all jokes?
00:48:53What? I said, these are all jokes.
00:48:55These are all my past.
00:48:56Now, I realize that no, all of us didn't happen.
00:49:00You've been in the past five minutes or realized?
00:49:01No, no, no.
00:49:06No, that's not.
00:49:06Shahid, who inspired you to do stand-up comedy?
00:49:09I mean, no one has.
00:49:11No one has.
00:49:12I mean, I was like a heartbreak and thought, what would I make?
00:49:15I don't want to make a song.
00:49:16Because I don't want to make a song.
00:49:17You've seen stand-up online or not?
00:49:19Yes, I've seen stand-up online.
00:49:21Who's the most?
00:49:22I'm… Gaurav Gupta.
00:49:24Oh.
00:49:25And then, what about that?
00:49:26Then, Zakir Khan, then Munawwar, then Samay Vahe.
00:49:29Why?
00:49:30I was like a 5-way number.
00:49:31Yes.
00:49:32No, I mean, Samay Vahe made me a late discover.
00:49:35Thank you, my Vahe.
00:49:37I did discover that.
00:49:43So, I've been here now, right?
00:49:45I just wanted to make a song.
00:49:48They did not even before.
00:49:51Christopher Columbus did not.
00:49:57Divahi…
00:49:58Go ahead.
00:49:58Time to score to Shahid Khan.
00:49:59Come on.
00:50:00Make some last for Shahid Khan.
00:50:04Great score.
00:50:05I have given you a 7.
00:50:074 from Amit Ji.
00:50:09Because she is also Amit Ji's daughter.
00:50:145.5 from Neeti Ji.
00:50:17I have given you a 3-3-3.
00:50:203 from Mahir Singh.
00:50:236.
00:50:246 from Balraj.
00:50:25That makes your average of 5.
00:50:35Oh man, I am so happy you didn't win, man.
00:50:38Make some noise for Shahid Kai.
00:50:41Come on, make some noise for him.
00:50:42Go, go, bro.
00:50:45We are down to the last track of the night.
00:50:46Are we ready?
00:50:49Make some noise for Hard Shivam.
00:50:52So, I am a stand-up beatboxer.
00:50:54Now many people are asking, what is stand-up beatboxer?
00:50:58Well, beatboxing is also allowed to be late.
00:51:01Well, same question as my stand-up comedian.
00:51:03Anyways, beatboxing is also allowed to be late.
00:51:06Like, you can also get angry at someone's face.
00:51:08And at the end, he will do your own brother.
00:51:11How do I tell you?
00:51:12Bad John.
00:51:13Bad John.
00:51:14Bad John.
00:51:15Bad John.
00:51:16Bad John.
00:51:17Bad John.
00:51:18Bad John.
00:51:19Bad John.
00:51:20Bad John.
00:51:21Bad John.
00:51:22Bad John.
00:51:23Bad John.
00:51:24Bad John.
00:51:25Bad John.
00:51:26Bad John.
00:51:27Bad John.
00:51:28Bad John.
00:51:29Bad John.
00:51:30Bad John.
00:51:31Bad John.
00:51:32Bad John.
00:51:33Bad John.
00:51:34Bad John.
00:51:35Bad John.
00:51:36Bad John.
00:51:37Bad John.
00:51:38Bad John.
00:51:39Bad John.
00:51:40I'm sorry.
00:51:41I'm sorry.
00:51:43I'm sorry.
00:51:47Thank you very much.
00:51:51Everything is the habit that you get to beatboxing.
00:51:53You're eating, you're doing beatboxing.
00:51:55You're hugging, you're beating.
00:51:57So one day I was sitting with her and she started mourning.
00:52:00Like,
00:52:01uh
00:52:10Ah, my ex does it better, ah!
00:52:31Um.
00:52:40...
00:52:42Are you?
00:52:43Are we?
00:52:46No.
00:52:48Good.
00:52:50Good.
00:52:51Good.
00:52:53Good.
00:52:55Good.
00:52:57You want to say beat boxing without beat boxing?
00:53:00Man, show up!
00:53:01Let's go!
00:53:02Crazy!
00:53:03Thank you, sir.
00:53:04It's very big, man.
00:53:05It's like listening to Morning Wala.
00:53:13Oh man, Harsham.
00:53:14You really lived up to your name, bro.
00:53:16Thanks, sir.
00:53:17Bro, that was really, really wild, right?
00:53:19It means a lot, sir. It means a lot.
00:53:20I'm going to get a clean comedian, Amit Andan.
00:53:24I'm going to listen to the rhythm.
00:53:30So, where did you come from?
00:53:33Sitting in bed.
00:53:35Did you come from bed?
00:53:36Yes, sir.
00:53:38If you eat, then you do beatboxing.
00:53:39Where do you do beatboxing?
00:53:41Where do you do beatboxing?
00:53:42Like...
00:53:44Or do you do it here too?
00:53:45No, do you do it in bed.
00:53:47Yes, I'm sleeping, like...
00:53:48Every time. It's like my stress buster.
00:53:51Do you do it with your mouth?
00:53:52Yes, if you think it's like 10 people.
00:53:55Or do beatboxing from every place.
00:54:00I'll match with that too, like...
00:54:02Oh, shit, bro.
00:54:04Yes, shit.
00:54:13What's your timing, bro?
00:54:14Tell me, why did you tell me that I had fallen asleep?
00:54:17Yeah.
00:54:18I got a high-high high.
00:54:20Oh, my God.
00:54:22Oh, my God.
00:54:22Oh, my God.
00:54:28Meatboxing.
00:54:29He called the baby himself.
00:54:30Yes, he was saying that.
00:54:30Oh, my God.
00:54:32He also called that.
00:54:32Oh, my God.
00:54:33Oh, my God.
00:54:35Oh, my God.
00:54:35Oh, my God.
00:54:36Oh, my God.
00:54:37Oh, my God.
00:54:38Did you hear your family?
00:54:39No.
00:54:40No.
00:54:41At the moment, no.
00:54:42And I won't suggest that if you listen,
00:54:45they are so good,
00:54:46otherwise they won't give me anything to me.
00:54:48What did you say to them?
00:54:51I came to the audition of Hustle.
00:54:57My husband, I'm going to get your hustle.
00:55:01You go one more time.
00:55:02I'm really impressed with the fact that I'm so young.
00:55:07I'm so excited to hear so much.
00:55:12What will I do next?
00:55:14Don't look at me, brother.
00:55:21Thad Shiva.
00:55:23Yes, sir.
00:55:25You're also a videographer.
00:55:26Video editor and graphic designer.
00:55:28Why, bro? You have this talent.
00:55:30You don't have money.
00:55:32You don't give so much feedback as much as you're giving.
00:55:35Bro, man.
00:55:37I want this guy to win.
00:55:38I want him to win.
00:55:39I want him to win.
00:55:40I want him to win.
00:55:41Look at him.
00:55:43You didn't ask him from the first time.
00:55:46No, no, no.
00:55:47That's unfair.
00:55:48No, no.
00:55:49But, really, really.
00:55:50We also have to win, brother.
00:55:52Yeah, man.
00:55:53Man, harsh you.
00:55:54Really, from the bottom of my heart, I hope you win, brother.
00:55:57You said it, right?
00:55:58So, I won.
00:55:59What?
00:56:01He's doing a centi now.
00:56:04He's doing a centi now.
00:56:06He's doing a centi now.
00:56:07He's confused.
00:56:09Why?
00:56:10Are you coming from Madhya Pradesh to Madhya Pradesh?
00:56:12Yes, yes.
00:56:13I'll see you guys going to see.
00:56:16So, it's late.
00:56:17Why are you going?
00:56:18I just want to call Madhya.
00:56:19Look, you're busy now.
00:56:21Now, two minutes.
00:56:35You've got your branding.
00:56:37I want to call Madhya Pradesh.
00:56:39I've seen J.R.
00:56:40What have you seen?
00:56:41No, he's looked good.
00:56:43He's the first one which I saw.
00:56:49That's the problem.
00:56:50You're a talent man, tell me.
00:56:53I also rap too.
00:56:54You rap too?
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:56It's gonna happen then.
00:56:58It's so good.
00:57:00It's so good.
00:57:02Like the city in Kashmir
00:57:03Kach's car
00:57:04He's a little bit
00:57:06I'm not a level
00:57:07You don't have to keep me
00:57:08I'm sitting in my head
00:57:10I'm not a single person
00:57:11I'm not a single person
00:57:12I'm not a single person
00:57:13When I'm not a guy
00:57:14I'm not a guy
00:57:15I'm a guy
00:57:16I'm not a guy
00:57:17I'm not a guy
00:57:18I'm not a guy
00:57:19I'm not a guy
00:57:20I'm not a guy
00:57:21I'll have to keep my head
00:57:22Your whole life
00:57:23Virtually starts
00:57:24Connect
00:57:25Like my thing
00:57:26Every verse
00:57:27Meheng
00:57:28I'm not a guy
00:57:29Fucked up
00:57:30His booty
00:57:31He's got blood
00:57:32He's got blood
00:57:33He's got blood
00:57:34He's got blood
00:57:35Don't be careful
00:57:36I'm not the one
00:57:37I'm not a guy
00:57:38I'm not a guy
00:57:39I'm a guy
00:57:40I'm waiting for the time
00:57:41The song is funny
00:57:42I'm a guy
00:57:43My name is cash out
00:57:44The client
00:57:45Take a sec
00:57:46Take twice
00:57:47Double R
00:57:48The whole world will be tough, I'll break my head
00:57:50Share my head, shit, girl
00:57:52Like the head is falling, like my head is falling
00:57:54Like the king of Malka
00:57:55I'm losing myself
00:57:56Size too is not a belt
00:57:57I've lost my head, I've learned a lot
00:57:59Oh shit!
00:58:00What do you do, or do you do?
00:58:03Maybe I'm homeless
00:58:04Should I open my books or close it?
00:58:07Hmm...
00:58:08Let me know that
00:58:09I want to die, let's go in the country
00:58:11We'll get out soon too
00:58:12Everyone will get out healthy
00:58:13I'll get out of the house
00:58:14We're at home
00:58:15Up until 12, I'll get out of the house
00:58:16But I'll get out there
00:58:17no idea, no idea, no idea, no idea, no idea, no idea, no idea, no idea, no idea, no idea, no idea, no idea, no idea, no idea, not validation,
00:58:24Fuck that validation, math below the average,
00:58:26I put it in the track race,
00:58:28Good to get a good day, I'm going to trip on a bad day,
00:58:30I'm going to go to the sack race,
00:58:32I got your baggage,
00:58:33I got your life in my lap,
00:58:35And the O.S.H.I.T.,
00:58:36That was classic.
00:58:38I put it in a hard disk,
00:58:39You saw me very hard,
00:58:41My pain did not take it in my head,
00:58:42I learned it,
00:58:43I wrote it,
00:58:45I learned it,
00:58:46I learned it,
00:58:47I don't know what to do.
00:58:48What did I do?
00:58:55Late it, late it.
00:58:57Brother, you should have to get hustle in the truth.
00:59:00Brother, it's been a wrong show, brother.
00:59:03This is the offer.
00:59:10You didn't apply in hustle?
00:59:12I did.
00:59:13I didn't select you.
00:59:14I don't know. I haven't seen it yet.
00:59:16Did you take this online show part of Raftar?
00:59:19Yes, I did.
00:59:20This was the same entry.
00:59:22What was your number?
00:59:24I didn't select.
00:59:25You didn't select?
00:59:26No.
00:59:26I didn't discuss Raftar's people.
00:59:36What did I do?
00:59:40What did I do?
00:59:43What was this?
00:59:45That was crazy, brother.
00:59:46Very crazy.
00:59:47Once again, guys.
00:59:48Once again, brother.
00:59:50Crazy.
00:59:51Very hard shiver.
00:59:53You are very hard shiver for me.
00:59:54Very hard shiver for me.
00:59:56Your goal in life is to be a great rapper.
00:59:59That's it.
01:00:00That's it.
01:00:00What are you going to do now?
01:00:01What are you going to do now?
01:00:02Let's win now.
01:00:03Hey!
01:00:05Bro, I really wish you win, brother.
01:00:07I wish.
01:00:08I too.
01:00:09That's okay.
01:00:10That's okay.
01:00:11So, brother.
01:00:12Let's start with his bar.
01:00:13Let's give Har Shivam some marks now.
01:00:15Bro, I really wish he wins, man.
01:00:18So, let's start from Balraz this time.
01:00:20Brother, it's a full 10 on 10.
01:00:2210 on 10.
01:00:2310 on 10.
01:00:2510 from Mayib Singh.
01:00:2710 from Neeti Ji.
01:00:29I'm going to cut 10 and knock on 10 because I want him to win.
01:00:33Same.
01:00:34So, I wish he won 9.5.
01:00:35Maybe he won 10.
01:00:36Maybe he won 10.
01:00:37So, you both are doing 9?
01:00:38No, no.
01:00:38I'm thinking about it.
01:00:39You know?
01:00:40Sir, please.
01:00:41Think about it.
01:00:42No, no, no.
01:00:43No, no, no.
01:00:44No, no, no.
01:00:45No, no, no.
01:00:46No, no, no.
01:00:47No, no, no.
01:00:48No, no.
01:00:49No, no.
01:00:50No, no.
01:00:51No, no.
01:00:52No, no.
01:00:53No, no.
01:00:54No, no.
01:00:55No, no.
01:00:57No, no.
01:00:58No, no.
01:00:59No, no.
01:00:59The more you learn, the more you know that you don't know.
01:01:02Yeah.
01:01:03So, this is like a man.
01:01:04So, in the history of late night,
01:01:06when someone is really talented,
01:01:08he gave himself 8.5.
01:01:10By chat.
01:01:11Chat.
01:01:12Let's go chat.
01:01:14Let's go chat.
01:01:15Let's go chat.
01:01:20Okay, okay, okay.
01:01:21You guys, you guys.
01:01:23Just listen to what time I say.
01:01:24Wait.
01:01:25Now, I need your help.
01:01:27Okay?
01:01:29Should I give him...
01:01:30How much should I give him?
01:01:329.
01:01:3310.
01:01:3410.
01:01:35Okay.
01:01:369.
01:01:379.
01:01:3810.
01:01:3910.
01:01:409.
01:01:4110.
01:01:42Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:01:43Give it.
01:01:44So, okay.
01:01:45Cheer for 8.
01:01:4610.
01:01:47Okay, cheer for 9.
01:01:4910.
01:01:50Okay, cheer for 10.
01:01:5210.
01:01:539 is what I said.
01:01:559.
01:01:56Okay.
01:01:57So, I need 45.
01:01:59So, it's now 39.
01:02:00I am giving you a 6.
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:05So, your average is...
01:02:079.
01:02:09Let's see.
01:02:10Go on, go on.
01:02:12It's 8.5.
01:02:139.
01:02:2910.
01:02:3110.
01:02:3210.
01:02:34Congratulations, let's go!
01:03:04Thank you so much for coming to India's Gotlady.
01:03:34Now we're going to the flight.
01:03:37The time is up.
01:03:39Bro, are you straight?
01:03:43Bye, man.
01:03:47You stood up to Mahib Ji.
01:03:50You understand?
01:03:52When will this happen?
01:03:54Unless someone comes to Mahib Ji.
01:03:57Mahib Ji.
01:03:58What a man.
01:03:59What a man.
01:04:00Thank you so much for coming.
01:04:01Anything you want from me, I can give you.
01:04:04What a man.
01:04:05What a man.
01:04:06I was straight.
01:04:13Thank you so much for watching.
01:04:15Thank you so much for coming.
01:04:17Bye-bye.
01:04:18Good night.
01:04:19Take care.
01:04:20Crazy man.
01:04:21Crazy man.
01:04:22Crazy man.
01:04:23Go.
01:04:24Make some alcohol.
01:04:25Make some alcohol.
01:04:26Make some alcohol.
01:04:27Let's go.
01:04:28Let's go.
01:04:29Thank you so much for watching.
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01:04:45See you in the next one.
01:04:46Take care.
01:04:47And do find your latent.
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