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00:00:00Hello and welcome to India's Got Lated, an unnecessary reality show, this show has no point, just like life, anything can happen in this show.
00:00:08It's a pointless reality show but it has a very interesting point system, people from every corner of India come to this show to showcase their talent, but before showcasing their talent they have to give themselves a score out of 10.
00:00:25After showcasing the talent, our judges will score them and if the average score of the judges is the same as the one given to the participant before performing, then that participant will win the show.
00:00:36And all the money from the ticket sales of that day's show will be theirs.
00:00:39Yes, this show will tell us how self-aware someone is and the YouTube version of this show will tell us how much of a Peroska someone is. So, let's get started.
00:00:48So, are we ready to begin? India's got latent
00:00:56So, makes a noise for the panel of the night, Balraj Gai, Adgu, Manandai Sai and Deepak Kalal
00:01:03I love you, Mumbai
00:01:33I will never say bye-bye-bye, love you, Mumbai
00:01:39So, all right, Zorat Talia for the panel, everyone
00:01:44We have Agu, do you know Agu?
00:01:47Oh, let's go, he's a black guy, who speaks Hindi
00:01:50Yes, and he speaks very little about them, he spoke very little in the last show.
00:01:54But whoever said it, said it was a big ass, sister
00:01:56To inki lines pe diyan deina, he's a very funny guy
00:01:59What I'm trying to say is, black lines matter
00:02:05How are you, my maid?
00:02:06Bai, how do you know Hindi?
00:02:08Like
00:02:09Five years ago, I was living here
00:02:11Like, five years ago, I was living here
00:02:12Like, five years ago, I was living here
00:02:14Six years ago, I was living here
00:02:15And I was living here in Mumbai
00:02:16Wow, but in five years, you learned Hindi that's commendable
00:02:20I got Zorat Talia for him, yaar
00:02:23I was living here in the US ghettos, I didn't know how to do it
00:02:27And we also have Deepak Khalal here, guys
00:02:34I don't know if you know, I only follow Deepak Khalal on Instagram
00:02:39So that my screen time is reduced
00:02:42Love you, Deepak, Bai
00:02:46Love you too
00:02:48Wow
00:02:52Okay then
00:02:53I am chatting a little far away
00:02:55But Deepak, bai, how are you feeling?
00:02:57Hey there, how are you looking?
00:02:58Some eye, oh my, my
00:03:00Sure, friend
00:03:02Deepak, Bai, this is your character, which you play.
00:03:07Do you know it's a character?
00:03:09Yes
00:03:10So can we meet the real Deepak Khalal today, friend
00:03:12One day, Zorat Talia hai, come on
00:03:14Come on
00:03:16Would you expose yourself and just show us your real self?
00:03:19Who are you actually beneath all this?
00:03:20Okay
00:03:21Look at my videos
00:03:22In that, I also make myself look like a bastard.
00:03:26But in reality
00:03:28I am full of compassion
00:03:30Oh
00:03:31Mahatma Gandhi how to go
00:03:33Oh
00:03:35Bode or not Bode
00:03:37I am really a ghost
00:03:39Bhout dayalu
00:03:41Or bhout hi kind-hearted person
00:03:43Bhoot zahada
00:03:45Um
00:03:47So then you
00:03:48Why does it look like this?
00:03:49In which you are getting killed
00:03:51I have been suffering for some time now
00:03:54Sometimes there is killing in Kashmir
00:03:55I like it
00:03:56Look at the beating I have suffered
00:03:57She studied with good looking people.
00:03:59And I paid for it
00:04:00Achha
00:04:01The beating I have suffered
00:04:02She studied with Jimmy Choo.
00:04:03Not from a child's slipper
00:04:05Okay
00:04:06So I like it
00:04:07Jib good looking logo
00:04:09Rich people kill me
00:04:11Poor people put the flower of no way on the table.
00:04:14But if rich people kill me on some targetland
00:04:18Shahrukh please give me a shock to the starland ends
00:04:20I want that
00:04:22So this boil is what happened to you.
00:04:24Kali's ticket got hit
00:04:29Kali's ticket got hit
00:04:31Zorla ta hai koti ta gala hai
00:04:41We also have Manand Desai dhushto
00:04:44Yeah? You all know Manand Desai?
00:04:47Yeah!
00:04:48Yeah, he's doing comedy since 13 years
00:04:50Their jokes may not seem strange to you
00:04:53Is a
00:04:54Is a
00:04:55Your year's gang laughed
00:04:56Manand Desai has not yet made it
00:04:58You follow me on Instagram and I will give you 200 grams
00:05:10Don't go too far, let me feel it a little.
00:05:15If you keep it, it will bring you joy. It will be good. What will be its quality?
00:05:34How can you enjoy this rum, Nigeria Abu, go and take my rum and eat it.
00:05:46Bhai wase panel ko liga se liga ki piano keys
00:05:53oh by the way guys we also have a sponsor today guys
00:06:05make some noise for bold care
00:06:08bold care is a men's sexual health product
00:06:13and they have a lot of products they have condoms they have lubes they have
00:06:17I would like to gift it to you
00:06:19but there is something called a delay spray
00:06:27This is delay spray if you spray this you get delayed
00:06:31so you can last longer in bed
00:06:33If you liked any performer today
00:06:35So if we spray delay on it, its time will increase.
00:06:39okay okay so this is 90 seconds
00:06:42This agaran is called delay spray.
00:06:43delay spray
00:06:44It's okay if you like a little wet spray.
00:06:47There's lube here, there's lube here, brother.
00:06:49very good thank you for the brand integration
00:06:51It's Santa!
00:06:52The time show is getting a little derailed
00:06:55par lah at ve pajay ko atik this is
00:06:57So this bikin dodel ho imidle ho imidle no this bich apti time.
00:07:02White Sorsho Isma Zmi Rehta
00:07:05Yashyarma
00:07:07am
00:07:08yes yes do it
00:07:13that be
00:07:15Neither have I found you, nor will I find you, neither have you loved me, nor will you love me.
00:07:37You are in my heart's prayers, you are in my prayers
00:07:56I knew it beforehand, I was about to meet you, you were hidden deep in my heart
00:08:14I knew it beforehand, I was trying to meet you, you were hidden in my heart, I did not tell you, I followed you, this was my only trick.
00:08:33Baskar Bhosar Inge!
00:08:44You told me that Dhurandar has come to your show, monkeys have come here!
00:09:03How long have you been playing guitar, brother?
00:09:06five years
00:09:07A five-year-old child will play it if you want.
00:09:10He played the guitar really well, honestly, I really liked the way he played his guitar.
00:09:14All he wants is Balraj is so sweet gaman
00:09:18But here here here you have written that I never lie about anything.
00:09:26So tell me the truth right now, what do you have in mind for Deepak?
00:09:30Hey, I got these from down below, they're really good, I know.
00:09:34Well, great, you found me down there? Hey, you were following me around in my car.
00:09:40to take a selfie
00:09:42I came to take a selfie with Hap Ke Bas
00:09:44Ago this ich bai
00:09:45Yes
00:09:46Waaz Bad Wazaet
00:09:48Ahse ban bolo friend
00:09:50Now what else brother, Kaharaut brother
00:09:56okay okay okay
00:09:58My father, this fat man is coming back
00:10:01Vibhalos Nichar Shurn Rahiye.
00:10:03Brother, which one are you?
00:10:05I am friend
00:10:07Am a very defiant Uman bin
00:10:09Since Y should.
00:10:11Vibhalos Nichar Shurn Y
00:10:13Brother Brother
00:10:15So your father is very angry.
00:10:17They used to beat you in every possible way
00:10:19Then you left them, why did you beat them?
00:10:21No, I mean you can make a joke of it again, but that was a very serious thing.
00:10:25Tell me lady, we were serious things.
00:10:27There are good people sitting here too.
00:10:29He used to drink and then he used to come and then he was always an angry man.
00:10:35So, in your movie, you saw that the entire scene was like this, the father used to beat.
00:10:39How did you get marks? You started getting beaten up because you were not good at studies.
00:10:42I will teach you, I will not tell you anything except getting abused.
00:10:55If he tells me something interesting then he would say that the penis was for the purpose of worship as if it were silver and his eyes would be shining.
00:11:01I had sung eight songs for a girl, well she also hit her, she is getting married, no, she did not hit him but she is getting married, she got married, there is no one like this in her.
00:11:13Listen to someone else, if you don't play or ask for it at her wedding, her husband will also beat you.
00:11:21Cdios you brother, it is written on it that his father had caught the pawn and then played it, so brother, whose name stood first in front of this.
00:11:35If no one has a stiff one, then you can use it with bold.
00:11:45Aae and sang Yash Bai Dar Bhura Do Hua Atmila Bale Nahin Apan Mela Nahin Paren and in Apan, this one did not go to you.
00:12:00Now you are using it to earn money, but I did one thing to earn money, leave the money and earn a little, I mean a little, just this much, Sedudhis, but not so much, I earn, oh I am dying, I earn a little,
00:12:27But that on you that Azd Ijda fleet one up kiya baij a little bit a little bit now it is becoming a little bit that you are very emotional oh here it is written big maksan rhinoceros chavari yours this increases me not so much emotional on this
00:12:57So you smoke, you smoke, you smoke, you smoke, or you smoke with the money you earn, people smoke it with ice.
00:13:27If you ever see its face, you feel it lives near the Varni ceiling. If it is visible from my window, I will change my room.
00:13:54what is your financial status like
00:13:59Sir, nothing is there Sir
00:14:01For fame he needed bread, let him have bread, brother.
00:14:08So don't earn fame, think of eating bread, your food will be useful to you.
00:14:12So Yash Bhai post, don't you feel that this is a small cancer that you have faced?
00:14:16Take this as your gold, what is cancer, otherwise there is nothing much
00:14:21That your family, your children, your family and your parents are not that rich.
00:14:28and you are doing this
00:14:30I am doing this for this show
00:14:33So in general what are you doing?
00:14:35In general, I will do some job
00:14:38blowjob
00:14:52Deepak bhai is a bit crazy, so
00:14:55Yes, bhai, you have written here that your childhood was very troubled.
00:14:59Yes, right
00:15:00So that is shown
00:15:01Yes
00:15:02But what was the biggest trauma you had?
00:15:04If you are comfortable in Delhi
00:15:06Yes, I am comfortable
00:15:07So please tell me
00:15:08I mean this is that
00:15:10My friends don't talk about me
00:15:12You don't talk about me?
00:15:13Yes, you don't talk about me
00:15:14Then
00:15:15We all talk about
00:15:16Now I am not talking about what I am telling
00:15:18My father was killed
00:15:20Quite a tough child
00:15:23Yes, I am not good
00:15:25Deepak Bhai
00:15:26You don't have any humanity
00:15:27that is so sad
00:15:28His life is so difficult
00:15:29You are enjoying his life
00:15:30You are enjoying his life
00:15:31No, he is acting
00:15:32No, he is acting
00:15:33When you go to the time
00:15:34He will die
00:15:35I will give you this
00:15:36I will give you this
00:15:37No, no, no
00:15:38No, no
00:15:39No, no
00:15:40No, no
00:15:41No
00:15:42He is acting
00:15:43He is acting
00:15:44He is acting
00:15:45Yashbhai you are having fun
00:15:46Yeah, yeah
00:15:47You are enjoying it
00:15:48Totally
00:15:49Round of applause for Yashbhai
00:15:50Such a good sport guys
00:15:51Come on
00:15:52Come on
00:15:53That is fantastic
00:15:55It is not easy to face Deepak Kalal
00:15:57In your life
00:15:58There is no success in your life
00:15:59There is no success in your life
00:16:00Yes
00:16:01So why is your name
00:16:02Yashbhai?
00:16:03Deepak Bhai
00:16:04I am going to eat food
00:16:05Deepak Bhai
00:16:06Deepak Bhai
00:16:07I am going to die
00:16:08Deepak Bhai
00:16:09Deepak Bhai
00:16:10I think we have reached that stage
00:16:12Where we have to apologize
00:16:14Yes
00:16:15Apologize
00:16:16Sorry brother
00:16:18It is out of control brother
00:16:20Yeah
00:16:21And score too
00:16:22Score
00:16:23Score
00:16:24Score
00:16:25Something sweet
00:16:26Something
00:16:27Something
00:16:28Something
00:16:29I am going to say
00:16:30Something sweet
00:16:31Something
00:16:32I am going to say
00:16:33That you will run quickly
00:16:34Just
00:16:35You will run quickly
00:16:36Just
00:16:37A little bit
00:16:38You will run quickly
00:16:39You will run too much
00:16:40Yes
00:16:41You should sit
00:16:42Yashbhai
00:16:43Yashbhai
00:16:44Yashbhai
00:16:45One minute
00:16:46Yes
00:16:47Yashbhai
00:16:48Yes
00:16:49Yes
00:16:50But no
00:16:52Yashbhai
00:16:53You are really nice
00:16:54Everything this guy did to you, bye a little, bye a little, today ni b toda oi toda, for whatever has been happening, I would like to say this, respect Dolan
00:17:04So Yash bhai, I really like you, I am going to give you a 5, 7, Deepag bhai has given you 6, you have given 8, and Balraj bhai, 5, 5, I really like the way you played the guitar, hi, how much is it, so their average is 6, 7.5, and here, any other things, thank you so for joining Yash bhai,
00:17:34Bye, whatever the next guy has written, I think there is some spelling mistake, I think he meant rapping, oh my, yes, correct, so make some noise for Rushikeesh Jadav, a.k.a. MC Azat, there is,
00:17:56Vihir Shinde, a.k.a. Beat Machine.
00:18:00Bai, you have written that there are two P's in raping, so one after that Sora Tal Ya, for that man.
00:18:16Check, check.
00:18:21Let's go.
00:18:26So check Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake
00:18:35Yo yo yo check
00:18:38Papayaala Dusa Basun is a pastime, Mala is a day
00:18:43sitna and poda ghuda achha aagana dinai ekodi vel
00:18:46Lavla ithewala hota dabhoon ajam chivel
00:18:49Basle Marketak Kakaon, Mota Label Var Pun, Mota Shoals Var Pun,
00:18:53Aratiriya Pradisu Lagle Bhila Bhod Var Pan,
00:18:55Tuta ton bunker, hasan le tula humsa bhait lovede ye ntar,
00:18:59Asmja myla ve nai kela, je gel kasban kela, lovede kela aami,
00:19:02Sisota uba banana, barber jaatu ko nale kami,
00:19:05Woh waqt hone bagat hote hasa, toh hote vadat party kaun panyau dabadabav,
00:19:09Loveday love, lagun baga nadhi high shaaraib,
00:19:11If the barber answers, then understand or give all the answers,
00:19:14Wabaraon, bagit laami gadi,
00:19:15Marah Hadi, look at the black hair,
00:19:18Mumbav ablav, awath panablav,
00:19:19Mother Chut, Mumbav Ablaw,
00:19:21Mother is absent,
00:19:23Mother is absent,
00:19:25Mother is absent,
00:19:27Mumbao,
00:19:29Mumbao,
00:19:31Today the burden is heavy
00:19:35Lotog ask that dokhio rikh and rara thokhio today
00:19:39Today Pal's Dokhiyo Ajir Savasta Alaav Jaaye
00:19:45Lotokhio opio thakku bhafivi ko bonfire go
00:19:50Bhafio I went but you checked the Bhuje Kushmi
00:19:54Let's go.
00:19:56Bachm, Saam!
00:19:57Khup Shanmak Y.
00:20:01Do you understand the girl?
00:20:05Bass motherfucking motherfucking child
00:20:12Don't you understand what is needed?
00:20:14जाई आथरीको bachan माड़चरो समें ।
00:20:20Kane liga aapko?
00:20:21I liked her songs but I liked her body.
00:20:26Man you
00:20:28Why are you going around in my time, Bai?
00:20:29My mind is here but my soul is here
00:20:32Make bold rake pepper spray yaara you got stuck
00:20:34Oh bye
00:20:36Jhaar o naved karo dav mera aap here
00:20:45You will come to do this yourself
00:20:49will yes
00:20:51some tendency to urinate less
00:20:56� тобой Vipa here Vipa my booly avtaro tharma a
00:21:04How are you sir?
00:21:08How are you sir?
00:21:10How are you sir?
00:21:11thank you so much for joining
00:21:12Jigsaw Sit Jigsaw
00:21:13No, sit in his wake
00:21:14sit in its place, sit in its place
00:21:16Hey come on Raar
00:21:22Yes
00:21:24Hello
00:21:26Lob You
00:21:28Saw
00:21:30Saw
00:21:32Saw
00:21:34Saw
00:21:36Saw
00:21:38Saw
00:21:40then come
00:21:42Mahi Ji Garasha
00:21:44then come
00:21:46How did you get here today, boy?
00:21:56Gor Robert
00:21:57To
00:22:00islovely to foob here in nie ne show
00:22:02Video come
00:22:11This is how you will feel their performance.
00:22:16So you come here
00:22:24Ha Ad Shuan
00:22:25My favourite line was Ai I Jawada Tujha Ai Chagatiya Tha
00:22:30Haha there was no such line my good one you have written here that you like shopping in Chor Bazaar yes of course you have a Gud Nius I will go shopping in yours please call Raag tomorrow
00:23:00So who among you is MC Ajab?
00:23:04I am
00:23:04ok
00:23:05So you named MC Aajab?
00:23:07Strange bridge left it
00:23:08what-what-what
00:23:09I did it today
00:23:10And how did you surprise me with the tabla?
00:23:12Joshal Jawaj Gaali Agandhawal
00:23:14Peppy coat pant thief bachar ja dirty cows left them naked you this this oh new this this oh new this story rule is that I mean I keep losing bananas everywhere I mean it is my nature from the beginning so how can everyone keep walking
00:23:44In that type of sermon, his wealth is everything, fame, prosperity, everything, but they say that till date you have never been able to hug your father, that is why I have shown you how to hug your father, Baba is telling you, I have asked your father.
00:24:14Your new plans here
00:24:16Your mathi to bhai majandhadhage agarne againe sabkyaaye
00:24:19It means that if you take a papa, you will use it only for the papaka.
00:24:22Your Abhiha N c us
00:24:23And your Y tax lela, brother
00:24:25So you do it happily brother
00:24:27No, no, brother is not saying anything, he has stopped talking, after five minutes he has not even talked, understand this sin.
00:24:33Now I am tensed, brother I am food, brother I am human, I can say that I have been complaining for so long.
00:24:37On more than one taker am indis from hip-hop, I have not achieved anything, I have not achieved anything etc., nothing that I can say with confidence, Papa, that I am banana.
00:24:44Yours is not achieved, shaped Jhauj said, Jawad is doing, this is not happening to anyone.
00:24:47This page is for my reference, it's plan B
00:24:59Plan B means why do you know that right now I am struggling, my hustle is going on brother, I am 26 years old.
00:25:04So mom, publi, marriage, all this is just a thing, isn't it?
00:25:08Because now I seem to have forgotten that music is playing 24-7, unless something happens to it.
00:25:13If I have to get married then tomorrow I will have to cook, I will have to eat, I will have to eat.
00:25:32some some some some some
00:25:36This brother is correct
00:25:37Brother Rushikej brother, you struggled a lot in the Rif.
00:25:40But you still think this is more painful than you
00:25:43Brother brother brother brother, I just want to have fun and laugh like this
00:25:47Jar you struggle Rushise jo ab paayi nad bhai bhai bhai is me bhai bhai bhai paayi
00:25:54Khrultov Potcner Brother
00:25:57Pi Bhai Bhai
00:26:08...mashi jo boat
00:26:13Brother the video is awesome
00:26:14Apsi Wallace
00:26:16Watch my video from Starent Jiyan I am liking the world in India Kule, this is this is this is this, so score well let's do it, I am getting 000 marks
00:26:32I thought minus 10
00:26:34Ipkalal friend, do you have some humanity in you brother?
00:26:40I am Christ, not a man.
00:26:41Ipkalal I
00:26:44Guys, everyone who's against abortions
00:26:48Ipkalal
00:26:49Okay, man, time to score you, man, genuinely. I fucking loved you guys, man
00:26:58Yes
00:26:58You know, I'm giving you
00:27:00Bablijari is not asked in the temple and you are the Padyara
00:27:11So I have given you a 10 on 10, my friend, the function is at MOR
00:27:1610, 10
00:27:1710 is 10 grown up friend, y from worth, goodbye
00:27:19Y, I'll give it to you too
00:27:2310 inuğ Except doc
00:27:2410 out of 10 to whom there table ate.
00:27:2610
00:27:2710 10 from you and of course you also so I would like sir rate this one love day
00:27:34just focus on your rap you are natural
00:27:54kya wada bhai 10 out of 10. that makes your average 10 out of 10
00:28:05you deserve that
00:28:09what a check
00:28:10what a check
00:28:13wow
00:28:16my god
00:28:17I know 10 out of 10 we can take you full confidence
00:28:19so why do you do that
00:28:20the stage is a little bit
00:28:21I can take you back after 8.5
00:28:2510 out of 10 we can take you to take me to 10 out of 10
00:28:27I know it
00:28:28but the stage is a little bit
00:28:29public
00:28:30so that you will do that
00:28:32here
00:28:33Hash me sagit lo, don't underestimate yourself, you'll make big
00:28:39super super super brother, super super
00:28:42I would like to get a puppy because people call me mushe
00:28:45nik ho laane here
00:28:53Nigun Situn
00:29:00only toupees
00:29:02You guys please follow me and tell me
00:29:11My brother MC Azad and my nab beat machine 9-5
00:29:14Tank you so mua so sir if you like
00:29:20I will keep correcting you whatever you said in Vifer Calling without stage name.
00:29:36The owner of the habitat and he is sitting here, he is sitting here, this Balraj
00:29:44habitat and barrage are Synomomis. And that's how nepotism works, guys.
00:29:52So, my best wish is habitat mein aate roho, enjoy karte roho, haste roho, youi keep it up both of you guys.
00:30:03And thank you so much.
00:30:05Grat up applause for Mr. Paramgit Singh, guy.
00:30:08okay are we ready for some stand-up comedy
00:30:12make some noise for Bhavya Shah
00:30:16it was Zohar Thalia for Bhavya Shah everyone
00:30:38for many of you this may be your first time seeing me but don't worry this is
00:30:48also my zeroth time seeing all of you if you've ever met a blind person before
00:30:55raise your hand I mean give me a cheer for those of you not laughing right now
00:31:05nice to meet you I should introduce myself my name is Bhavya Shah and I
00:31:09study mathematics and computer science at Stanford University whoa thank you thank
00:31:16you so much so when my joke doesn't land you should feel dumb for not getting it
00:31:20I know what you're expecting of me basic blind jokes but I don't want to do those
00:31:27I want to level you up so I'm going to tell you a Kashmir joke instead let's go
00:31:33Samai bhai I really feel for the people of Kashmir because the life of a Kashmiri is
00:31:41is just like the life of a blind person don't know blackout me jeet there
00:31:48I'm a feminist I believe in equality so whenever I'm having sex with someone I blindfold them
00:31:55I'm a feminist I believe in equality so whenever I'm having sex with someone I blindfold them
00:32:03Everyone watched the show, everyone watched the show, there was dialogue in it, how many people were there
00:32:10as a blind person the question you get from bullies is kitne ungli hai
00:32:15I'm a feminist I believe in equality I believe in equality so whenever I'm having sex with someone I blindfold them
00:32:24That everyone saw it, there was a dialogue in it, how many people were there?
00:32:28As a blind person, the question you get from bullies is, how many fingers do you have?
00:32:34My answer is simple, one.
00:32:42That's my time.
00:32:43Let's go!
00:32:50You have a standing ovation.
00:32:52Thank you, thank you.
00:32:53Right here.
00:32:56Man, you are so good, dear, Bavyesha.
00:32:58It was a great time, Bavyesha, man.
00:33:04Bro, like, can you see us at all or you cannot see us at all?
00:33:09No, fully blind.
00:33:10Fully blind, man.
00:33:13You speak Braille?
00:33:14Don't speak Braille.
00:33:15Oh, yeah, you feel...
00:33:17Sorry, sorry.
00:33:20How dumb, by printing it in hell.
00:33:22That's true.
00:33:24I speak Braille as much as Kashmiri.
00:33:29I always say Kashmiri.
00:33:30What?
00:33:31Save it, save it.
00:33:32Save it, save it.
00:33:32But, Bavyeh, bro, you are so good, man.
00:33:47This is actually true.
00:33:48Not trying to butter you up.
00:33:49I have opened my first open mic before I saw you and Vidit's understanding comedy streams.
00:33:55Oh, wow.
00:33:56Wow.
00:33:57Wow.
00:33:57Wow.
00:33:58DGD?
00:33:59DGD.
00:33:59DGD.
00:34:00I like you.
00:34:07You're very nice.
00:34:09I wish I could say the same.
00:34:10Oh!
00:34:11Oh!
00:34:11Did Dupak ji impose tax on you?
00:34:41That I am coming to protect the two girls, I am determined to protect them, I am also beating you, why don't you give everything to the chief Mr.!!
00:34:49Let's listen to another Deepak Kalal joke
00:34:57She is now banned. I dislike Deepak Kalaal, I still have my Rakhi tied.
00:35:10and and and and that da kughar very bada assassins
00:35:19So Bhavya Bhai, you have had this bond since childhood, not this later in your life.
00:35:28Someone's love has become great
00:35:31This love has become very heavy for these
00:35:36Vod is gaaya vav
00:35:40How do you have so much confidence, Borna, this is inspiring.
00:35:44No, no, Ishu pill down
00:35:47And looking into the dej viper, taking the sigh from the eyes and from me
00:35:52So Ripa taking the cosh
00:35:54Potosh ino aakh e niya the chud aai jiya hayen
00:36:01He who is not watching, he was also fucked and abused.
00:36:04The people who are here are not that proud but this is why they have to fight like this when they are here but they are not that proud but this is why they have to fight like this
00:36:34This Braille ka yaha this Braille voice buds hara this yu thij tarij tarig fad vat wa ind is samtinch niyu apat andhar viye ind ka i luksha ap anga appreh is apar ap is ap tent shrad is vapra utv is ve ind ya
00:37:05So my brother, what was it?
00:37:07This is what YouTube we watch?
00:37:09ne, this youtube watchta riye youtube watchta
00:37:12That's my screen reading software.
00:37:15I bought it for its efficiency.
00:37:16Ted overtime has been extended
00:37:18Bavaya told you that I
00:37:20wait no
00:37:21I like to drink water very much
00:37:24Fight and drink my
00:37:25Maid
00:37:29My eyes are
00:37:32Still I will not see you fighting with lamps
00:37:33Now it has come out
00:37:44distance left is one carab
00:37:46with the flock
00:37:49you drive a car
00:37:52Have you ever hit a car?
00:37:53What is the style, Aakh Bosuke
00:37:54Brother, here you wrote three these, leave me
00:38:03This black pink
00:38:04What the Folk is Here
00:38:06K-pop girl group
00:38:09There is great listening ever
00:38:11Nice
00:38:13So you like K-pop girls' songs?
00:38:16uh
00:38:17You are very shy.
00:38:19wai wai
00:38:21Varo, do you watch porn?
00:38:23Varo, do you watch porn?
00:38:25How can he watch?
00:38:27Do you listen to porn?
00:38:29Varo, do you listen to Porn and all that?
00:38:31Varo, do you?
00:38:33you go
00:38:35enter in the search box
00:38:37Audio Described Category
00:38:39There
00:38:43So today, let's take a look at the live shows.
00:38:45You who love internet traffic
00:38:55This man is single, Deepka
00:38:57reddened there
00:39:01I loved you, you are very nice
00:39:03Likewise
00:39:05You are coming to Thailand AIDS today
00:39:07Remember, my boss is a punishment.
00:39:09Yourself
00:39:11Along with the end, I will also make you lagala till supe tomorrow.
00:39:13So brother
00:39:17This is your condition which
00:39:21Is this curable like can you
00:39:23which is organ donation
00:39:25eyes
00:39:27in that actually
00:39:29Only cornea transplant is done
00:39:31my second part
00:39:33Retna is karaab
00:39:35So that's why that's inapplicable
00:39:37So sad, very sad
00:39:39Just like your life
00:39:41Oh
00:39:55This guy
00:39:57I love
00:39:59So adorable
00:40:01Legend
00:40:02Legend
00:40:03Magma
00:40:04Choddi
00:40:05Choddi
00:40:06Puri
00:40:07Ah, I opened everyone's
00:40:10Vislideye Deepak ji, I have been affected by the evil eye.
00:40:22Others Gaya Oney Sabrahu and Bavia Incha
00:40:34Baaviya Marog, what do you want in life man?
00:40:37the one who spins
00:40:39Bhave Bai?
00:41:02Now Dil Dil Dil Dil De if you do this
00:41:05okay okay and
00:41:06I have given you the 21st Avila.
00:41:14Are you free on 30th September?
00:41:17Yes sir
00:41:18Would you like to open the show?
00:41:20I would love to
00:41:22I'll see
00:41:29No way, someway
00:41:35No way man
00:41:37There is no show on 30th September
00:41:42But for sure in October I'll be doing another show
00:41:46And I will call you for that
00:41:48Thank you so much
00:41:49Thank you so much for coming here
00:41:50Thank you so much
00:41:51Like do you have like good 10 minutes?
00:41:56I do, I have a tight 10
00:41:57For sure, let's do it for you then
00:41:58Thank you
00:41:59In October or November for sure
00:42:00Thank you so much
00:42:02Is there anything you would like to say
00:42:04Because you are very inspiring
00:42:05You don't know
00:42:06How inspiring
00:42:07Like
00:42:07You are fucking amazing
00:42:11You are a fucking legendary person
00:42:12I have never met someone like you
00:42:13Okay
00:42:14So just any motivational words
00:42:22Because many people are going through shit in lives
00:42:24And how do they turn their life around
00:42:26And how do they get the confidence to live
00:42:28like you do
00:42:29Let's fucking go
00:42:40So it's time to score
00:42:44Bhavya Shah
00:42:44I have given you a 9
00:42:56Because I don't think he will give himself a 10
00:43:00I am going by my gut feeling
00:43:02I want him to win
00:43:03I think you will give yourself a 10
00:43:0410 okay
00:43:0510
00:43:0610 from Deepak Kalal
00:43:078.5
00:43:088.5
00:43:09This all comes down to Balraj guy
00:43:11I will give a 9
00:43:13So that makes you average
00:43:159.5
00:43:179
00:43:18Nooo
00:43:19You are fucking right bro
00:43:20Bro I was so right man
00:43:21That's why I also gave a 9 dude
00:43:35I was like
00:43:36This show sucks man
00:43:38Thank you so much for having me
00:43:39This was such an honour
00:43:40Bro I love you my brother
00:43:41I fucking love you my brother
00:43:42Thank you so much my brother
00:43:44This guy
00:43:46This guy
00:43:47Thank you so much my brother
00:43:48This guy man
00:43:49Thank you so much my brother
00:43:50This guy man
00:43:51This guy man
00:43:52So guys I have a very unfortunate news to share
00:44:00So guys I have a very unfortunate news to share
00:44:03No winner was found
00:44:05Refund
00:44:06Refund
00:44:07Refund is a very boring thing to do
00:44:09So how about
00:44:12We give you something crazy crazy
00:44:15So make some noise for the final surprise act
00:44:20Puneet Superstar
00:44:22Puneet Superstar
00:44:31Samai
00:44:45I have been playing
00:44:47So how about
00:44:48Reelz
00:44:49And how about
00:44:50The real people
00:44:51Is the real people
00:44:52How about
00:44:53We are still
00:44:54Come in
00:44:55And
00:44:56Me
00:44:57Proof
00:44:58My friends
00:44:59Now
00:45:01Am
00:45:02May
00:45:03I keep my fake name as Dheepkalal Jahat, I am giving your talented judgment.
00:45:31So this guy is very rich and tells me that he has booked a room in my Taj Hotel.
00:45:4840,000, 50,000 now you are a thief, tell me how much time you have to spend, you gave it to Big Mangal Drhatar for food.
00:45:56I am a thief, a bastard, a fool, I am just chatting away.
00:46:03The thief will keep selling the market coat, ahead, ahead
00:46:05The thief is busy running away, running away, running away.
00:46:24I am a big fan of this bastard, I am a bad person, I am eighteen years old.
00:46:35Seeing the blind bhagan, who will run away, the saints will run away
00:46:41Puneth Baha'i. Puneth Bhai.
00:47:11Saint
00:47:24Ji karne ki yeh angse toh nahi this shot irritating to 3
00:47:293
00:47:34Pataiga pun is in Patav Hong бегal
00:47:41Purit brothers
00:47:53Purid tebh ko all mintha
00:47:55Rabanal ळुम कोने काहीटूपस्टडेजी
00:48:02Alcor Yarb Wijgane Aistam
00:48:07pumshto pud 11boot
00:48:10and capable of being used as a minua
00:48:14Yua Min A Min A Min
00:48:20Holo
00:48:22Punit Baig village heard that there is a Sindh Gadiya, Punit Bai is a Munit Bai Godit, Purid Bai is carrying a Sekin
00:48:39Jiye Jatu, yesterday I did a scam, I subscribed, this guy says not to subscribe and this guy says to take the crown of the girls to meet Parsu.
00:49:00He tells me brother, I have taken a room for 25 friends and he has put it live, tell these people that for the last three days you have been eating time, manpai, and time is being given to you, this bastard is so big, so big, this bastard is a dick.
00:49:30That house is that, if you give it to me then tell me not to go and stay with you, Bai, I am proving my love for you.
00:49:54I had to stay with Samay, I had to pay the first price, Samay Bai called me.
00:49:58What is this brother? I am going to bring it.
00:50:01Samay Bai gave me a hotel, I admit it myself.
00:50:04Bai, why do I make Orlando cry and complain to the whole world?
00:50:09How can I say that I have bought my best
00:50:14brother ok puri brother theflix puri subscribe whip
00:50:26That I subscribeR 90 matav so subscribe tha kav di dokta natiye
00:50:33He is not going to contact Morgen
00:50:42Look friend Punin Bhai, it is amazing
00:50:48one fan iddhi ki
00:50:55If we are all on our team then why are we fighting so much?
00:50:59Theblock no one brother
00:51:02So now someone should come out and tell the wife that if she breaks the knot then friend
00:51:15I have to file a claim for damages. I need two million dollars at any cost.
00:51:21I am going to call you on my phone Papa Pokupalanko and I get friendship when you travel in trade in seven, one samosa one brother Yoginder and Puneep
00:51:48Jingal Maal Chingal Chingal and what song did its mother sing?
00:52:18My darling, my darling, my darling
00:52:30My mom's name is Lolo
00:52:33Its mummy's moist omen is on the bottom
00:52:37I say, Alexa, open the door
00:52:41Siri, open the door
00:52:48thi private my prab kara other than my kumedya
00:52:52the elders of my family
00:52:53my family's lava
00:52:55Mere Akele Prieb's Comedy Hai
00:52:57If I want to call my mom
00:53:00I have no words
00:53:01I will hit right up
00:53:02I will never break it
00:53:03I will cross the dot
00:53:05I will be alone
00:53:07I will only be alone
00:53:09If this is the true comedy king
00:53:13It is the true comedy king
00:53:14I will figure it out
00:53:16I love your fun.
00:53:17Comedy has one big rule.
00:53:20So be a good listener also
00:53:22Okay? So wait a second, please, this is Odin's Puri.
00:53:25That's where Odin's sitting
00:53:27This is Bedins Puri that so Adins is sitting
00:53:27To phisle root uf puri turi nata ki to gtich kiya listi hui even rude watwash plus plusupesag shupub shukit aye lufalt shup par binsak awam person sach wam personality tdi
00:53:46You think that Jimba Dipa can win this one.
00:53:54See
00:53:55seriously
00:53:56Look what my problem is, why don't I have any friends?
00:53:59Because I come from a well-to-do family
00:54:01No one is my friend
00:54:03If I walk around with it in the temple
00:54:05I'll stay with him in room 299.
00:54:08So he will accept me as his own
00:54:10My mistake is that I become a challenged person.
00:54:13I view forums in English
00:54:15And I have a challent
00:54:17If I go and put a poop button like this
00:54:19seriously
00:54:24If I start doing all this
00:54:26So I also need rickshaw pullers, tyre punctures.
00:54:29Everyone will follow this
00:54:31Few people follow me
00:54:33But as many as follow
00:54:35See
00:54:37He understands my humor
00:54:39He understands my talent.
00:54:41I will say this
00:54:44She will tell you that you are not surrendering.
00:54:46Hotel will tell you the money
00:54:48So he considers you your mother's
00:54:50I will give you pride
00:54:52The one who is giving you the courage to say it to your mother
00:54:54The one who is giving you food
00:54:56So what should Ashaale do with comedy?
00:55:00pallet cycle
00:55:02I would like to say this to all the people who
00:55:06That I ate the haram pot while waiting for the time
00:55:10it
00:55:12A
00:55:16A
00:55:20A
00:55:22Maid
00:55:24You said whatever you wanted to
00:55:26Its no jaraut neti theepak brother very nice man
00:55:28Man, man, man, man, man
00:55:30See
00:55:32I was a guest for the time being.
00:55:34I ate it but why did he come and eat it?
00:55:36over there
00:55:38But Maghstu Bhai Tach
00:55:40I showed you the video of ten rotis
00:55:42Put so much corn in it
00:55:44And tell you what it literally means
00:55:46The one who comes to the housekeeping to cry
00:55:48Bai was taking it as if
00:55:50had nothing
00:55:52had nothing
00:55:54I am not keeping any money.
00:56:22So this is brother, hit the sweet and give a split, this one goes, that one goes, so today's Paldi is from Purik.
00:56:39Now when I have palsy, the shunt is of thousand rupees and I should take it and eat it.
00:56:48This pack will be given only to those who subscribe to the same platform.
00:57:03Bhonan hai npmurglg me a min a min a min a min a min a min
00:57:10I will only work with you if I get a chance to do that.
00:57:15When you just say something good about them, just say something good about them, just say one thing good about them, just say one thing good about them, just say one thing good about them, just say one thing good about them, just say one thing good about them, just say one thing good about them, just say one thing good about them.
00:57:29Come on, let me show you the packet of patties that I had given you.
00:57:58for being such a sweetheart, for being such a gentleman, and entertaining us all tonight, look at that, look at that, look at that, so, so Deepak bhai, can we have a few words, gentle, about Puneet bhai?
00:58:15Not Roshan anymore?
00:58:16Look, Puneet, whatever it is, he means he is good at heart, it is just this, that he should pay the bill at least once, Maha Ghasam, seriously, I mean I have spent Rs. 4-5-5, Sir, something, something, it is a good thing, so, a good thing, I mean something here, I will give you the fort for free, I will buy it for him.
00:58:46The world is my fan, but yes, I am a big fan of time, because it has everything, number one, humor, instant, that is, whatever it says, it is absolutely instant, and I came here on Mummy's oath, she told me that no one
00:59:16It's not that I did the show, you know what, I celebrated it and not only this, only because of that, his London show is sold out, New York was sold out and I tell you one thing, meaning when he followed me, I had tears in my eyes
00:59:41Because, you know, I mean, people abused me, they didn't understand my humor, my dark humor.
00:59:47And you know, today, I say everybody, that look at this, someone is following me
00:59:53Because, my content, I mean, earlier many good people used to follow me.
00:59:59But then I went away into negativity
01:00:02But, because of this I will get a better stage than Babhi
01:00:07And, good people will follow me.
01:00:09And you know what?
01:00:14Stay calm, stay like my sip
01:00:18That's it
01:00:19Oh my god
01:00:20Round of applause for Deepak bhai
01:00:22Thank you so much
01:00:23Living in peace is my passion
01:00:27And finally I would like to request Murid bhai to say
01:00:33What do you think about India's Got Latent
01:00:35What do you think about India's Got Latent?
01:00:37Thank you so much brother for coming here.
01:00:39About this show, I
01:00:41I don't know much because I don't know that much.
01:00:44Thank you
01:00:46Thank you
01:00:48Thank you
01:00:49Thank you
01:00:50Thank you
01:00:52I know a lot of time
01:00:54And a lot of good stand-up comedy
01:00:56Stand-up comedian
01:00:58I don't know what I mean
01:01:00So I was at the hotel in 2-3
01:01:02So I was at the hotel
01:01:04So I was at the stand-up comedian
01:01:06Let's do comedy
01:01:07I know the names of 2-3 more people.
01:01:09like this
01:01:10Or maybe there are one or two more
01:01:12But brother, these people don't have that quality.
01:01:13Whatever the time is, brother
01:01:15And brother, I am telling you this sincerely.
01:01:19How many comedians have I seen?
01:01:21Brother, how much comedy do you do at that time?
01:01:23Someone's brother-in-law is getting injured
01:01:24Mupe someone's beard is getting holes in it
01:01:25Someone's beard is turning white
01:01:27But brother, there is one more thing.
01:01:29When I too will be eight to ten years old.
01:01:31making a video
01:01:32I have made a video of Fach Lag Se Opar
01:01:33I
01:01:34But what happens
01:01:35Along with doing comedy,
01:01:36The face should also be Vanni
01:01:37The face should also be cute.
01:01:38Like right now my Vanni Mandala good
01:01:40Well, like I was making some content of my own, some people were copying me, so I made a video, it got ten million views, so I said, brother, give me a good body along with good comedy.
01:02:10� PACI is very loving and with him there is no one else in this world who is a true friend, this is the path of brother coming, at first I was feeling that this video was coming to my attention.
01:02:29Here it is two million because brother, there was nothing so big in it, but after my entry, after my entry, it means one hundred million views, you will like it, thank you, it is a roast.
01:02:40All right guys, make some noise for Deepak Kalaar and Puri Superstar once more
01:02:44Ek baal Zora Talya for Balraj Gai for being the gentleman
01:02:49Thank you, thank you
01:02:50And Haar Badate with Dhostika, let's go!
01:02:52Let's go guys!
01:02:53That was India's God Laten, thank you so much for watching guys
01:02:57All right, that's time Vijayit
01:03:03Victory
01:03:04Okay, I don't know
01:03:07How is it pronounced?
01:03:09Oh Vijayit, it's fine
01:03:11No, it's pronounced members only content
01:03:19So, you listen to that song
01:03:20You listen to that song
01:03:21Negaahun, negahun
01:03:23Mein Dil Lene Waale
01:03:25You listen to that song
01:03:26You listen to that song
01:03:27You listen to that song
01:03:28So, what happens in this song?
01:03:29Do you have a song or do you have a song like this?
01:03:31You have a song like this
01:03:32You have a song like this
01:03:33Then you understand
01:03:35Negaah Maarda
01:03:36Negaah Maarda
01:03:38You listen to that song
01:03:39You listen to that song
01:03:41In this show, there were other funny jokes that we couldn't put in the episode.
01:03:46Because those jokes were very funny
01:03:47But their performance was very average
01:03:50But don't worry
01:03:50Wow, by making a compilation of the right jokes
01:03:52Main dal rahaun members only channel pe
01:03:53Tomorrow evening it's six o'clock
01:03:55So, go ahead and become a member for 60 rupees only
01:03:57Thank you
01:03:58Thank you
01:03:59Jhaal
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