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00:00You see in my first docket here that our first case today is a tenant-landlord type of dispute.
00:07Two friends who've done a sublet kind of agreement are here in the court today.
00:13Although they're good friends, the plaintiff thinks that the defendant is taking advantage of the situation
00:19and not following the plaintiff's rules.
00:22So we'll hear this case today.
00:24The plaintiff thinks that a real spanking in a spanking court might impose the discipline needed to follow the rules.
00:32So welcome, ladies.
00:34I understand my plaintiff is...
00:36Goldie.
00:36Goldie, is it?
00:38Yes, Your Honor.
00:39You may present your case.
00:42Your Honor, I had a moment moving out from my apartment and Angel moved in with me
00:49after I specifically told her all the rules that I want to be followed in my apartment.
00:58And it was through a mutual friend that we met each other, so I thought everything was okay
01:03and she would, you know, follow with the rules the way it should be followed.
01:08And she goes in and she completely starts breaking all the rules.
01:13Well, first of all, are sublets allowed in your apartment complex?
01:15Yes, they are, yeah.
01:16Okay, okay. Continue.
01:17And I gave her a specific list of things that aren't allowed.
01:21And the first one was no pets.
01:24Did you write these rules down?
01:26Yes, Your Honor.
01:26Okay.
01:27I told her no pets and she brought a puppy over, like, the first night.
01:33I don't have any dogs. That was my boyfriend's dog.
01:36So you're saying this was just a transitory thing, that it was just a temporary visit of the pet?
01:41Yes, the pet does not.
01:42You're not responsible for this animal?
01:43The pet does not live there 24 hours a day.
01:45Okay, we'll continue.
01:49And I told her no visitors after 9 p.m. during the week because I have to go to work early in the morning.
01:55And that's...
01:56Okay, and how early do you have to get up and go to work?
01:597 a.m.
02:00That's a reasonable expectation.
02:02Right.
02:04And she had a visitor over and he stayed till, like, 10 p.m.
02:10Ooh, that's so crazy.
02:1110 p.m.
02:12Ooh.
02:13That level of violation doesn't strike me as unreasonable.
02:16Were there other instances?
02:17I told her to clean up the kitchen after yourself.
02:22And...
02:22A reasonable expectation?
02:23Which I do.
02:24I found dishes everywhere.
02:26She even leaves dishes in her room.
02:28Okay, sometimes I...
02:30You'll have a chance to respond in just a little bit.
02:33Continue.
02:34She leaves dishes in her room.
02:35The puppy was crying all night the first night she moved it.
02:38But the puppy's no longer there.
02:40The puppy wasn't even there all night.
02:41You're making stuff up now.
02:42Please, you'll have a chance to respond.
02:45Continue.
02:48And the other thing was, I told her to notify me in advance if she's having plans on anyone staying over, over the night.
02:56It's just reasonable.
02:57You tell someone something about that.
02:58That's a reasonable expectation.
02:59Well, I live there, too, so I want to be able to have people over where I want them over.
03:04Again, again, stand by.
03:05We'll have your chance to respond in just a minute.
03:08Again, go ahead.
03:08And she had someone over, staying over the night, and I had a terrible nightmare that night because I felt someone...
03:16Is this a chronic problem, her having guests?
03:18Is that a routine occurrence?
03:20Yes.
03:20She's been having people over...
03:21Okay, you won't have a chance to respond.
03:24And I have terrible nightmares when that happens, and I don't think it's okay for her to not tell me in advance.
03:29You had nightmares before I moved in.
03:32One at a time, please.
03:33I'm listening to the plaintiff.
03:35So you're trying to make it worse for me to go to sleep.
03:37That's not my problem.
03:39Moving on to your next issue.
03:40Do you have other issues?
03:42And she also parks in randomly on the street in non-designated spots.
03:51Do you have parking spots in the apartment complex?
03:54Yes.
03:55And she just parks randomly.
03:57She has her visitors park randomly in the street.
03:59I understand you have tenant parking spots and visitor parking spots.
04:02Is that correct?
04:03Yes.
04:03Okay.
04:04And she just doesn't even pay attention to that.
04:07Sometimes she just takes my parking spot.
04:09Sometimes she just parks in the first parking that's open.
04:12It's like, find your own parking spot.
04:16That's not true.
04:17We've had some parking spot issues here at this court.
04:21I want to confirm, are both of you parked in our marked visitor parking out front?
04:26Yes, we are.
04:28Yes, I know how to park legally.
04:30Okay.
04:31Moving right along.
04:32And I also told her to take her shoes off when she steps into the apartment because I want the apartment.
04:39What, are you Japanese or what?
04:41Exactly.
04:42Hello.
04:43Well, it's just, I have to clean up after her.
04:48Oh, so it's a tracking issue.
04:49She's tracking stuff in.
04:50Of course.
04:51She walks in and there's dirt on the floor from her shoes and I have to clean that up after her.
04:57And I don't think that's...
04:57And again, this was a written rule you proposed to her when she moved in.
05:01Absolutely.
05:02Okay.
05:02Which I always obey unless I'm only going to be in the house for a couple minutes, in which case it's pointless to take off my shoes for...
05:13Well, again, the issue is tracking in dirt and debris, so we'll deal with that in a second.
05:18Were there any other major rules violations you wanted to bring out?
05:23Um, no, besides the fact that she really needs to tell me before she has visitors over and...
05:30To be fully informed, that seems like a reasonable request.
05:33Anything else before we go to the defendant?
05:36No, Your Honor.
05:37Okay.
05:37Now, defendant, uh, Angel, correct?
05:41Yes, thank you.
05:42Go ahead, Angel.
05:44Okay, well, first off, um, I'd like to state that I have filed a counter-complaint due to Ms. Goldie's passive-aggressive behavior and causing problems of her own.
05:55Filed a complaint with our court?
05:57Yes, sir.
05:58So, you're on my docket for, like, three days from now?
06:01I believe it's next week.
06:02Oh, okay.
06:04So, is it okay to...
06:04That's a separate case.
06:05Let's not deal with that right now, but we'll deal with that next week.
06:08Well, can I address the concerns that she's brought before the court today?
06:14Okay, um, well, in my defense, Goldie is completely unrealistic in her house rules.
06:21And they're extreme to the point that I don't see how anyone could follow them.
06:26So, I follow them...
06:27Again, they were presented to you in writing when you moved in, is that correct?
06:31Yes, I saw them.
06:31Okay.
06:32And I follow those rules to the best of my ability, in my own way, and...
06:37You follow the rules in your own way?
06:41Yeah, like, I will do the dishes, of course, because I don't want to be messy, but I'm not
06:46going to just clean, like, one dish at a time, like, I'll wait for this thing to get full,
06:51and then I'll do the dishes.
06:52And besides, I don't live alone, so why doesn't Goldie ever do dishes?
06:56Is there any substance to the complaint that you leave dirty dishes laying around elsewhere
07:01in the house other than in the kitchen?
07:03Maybe, but not for more than a day.
07:06Still, a few hours might be problematic.
07:10Well, if you're...
07:11This sounds like on this particular issue, she has a strong case, but moving along,
07:16to other issues.
07:17Okay, fine.
07:19And then, regarding having company over, I have only asked my boyfriend to stay late.
07:27He's never stayed over.
07:28She's making up lies on that, and it's only because we were watching a movie, and we wanted
07:33to finish it, and it was quiet, so we weren't bothering anyone.
07:37Okay, so again, this was the late night stay, but he did not stay overnight.
07:41Is that correct?
07:41No, he left.
07:42Okay.
07:43He left about 10 o'clock, which is not that late, so everybody calm down.
07:48Yeah, it wouldn't be that late in my household either.
07:50Okay, thank you.
07:52And then, regarding the parking issue, I only park in the undesignated parking spot for like
08:0010 minutes, and that's just when I have to unload all the groceries from my car, and hello, I'm
08:06by myself, so if she wants to help me, then maybe I could park my car farther away, and
08:12it wouldn't be such a hassle for me, but I only park it in the front for like 10 minutes,
08:17so if she wants to show me like the letters from the management, I don't have a problem
08:22with that, but I haven't seen anything.
08:23Like unloading, and not a parking space, just like in the unloading zone in front of the
08:30complex?
08:31Is that what you're telling me?
08:32Yes, I do.
08:33I did bring it today.
08:34That's okay.
08:35I never saw it.
08:36Okay.
08:37Well, we'll look at it after a bit.
08:38Okay.
08:39And then the other issue about the parking space is that would be a fire code violation
08:41of your parking, what is in effect a fire lane in front of the apartment complex.
08:43Is that your perception?
08:44Yes, Your Honor.
08:45And the fire department even complained about this several times.
08:49Formally complained?
08:50Yes.
08:51Several times.
08:52Yes, Your Honor.
08:53Formally complained.
08:54You have a formal complaint from the city?
08:55Yes, I do.
08:56I did bring it today.
08:57That's okay.
08:58I never saw it.
08:59Okay.
09:00Well, we'll look at it after a bit.
09:03Okay.
09:04And then the other issue about the shoes.
09:07She's just crazy about people taking off their shoes when they come in.
09:11Like, even for five minutes, it's like, get your shoes off.
09:15It's like, calm down.
09:16I'm just going to my bedroom.
09:17I'm just going to get some water.
09:18I'm just going to get, like, my phone charger.
09:20So, or, like, I'm just going to go check my, like, come home and get the key to check
09:25my mail and then go.
09:26Yeah.
09:27So, it's like, what's the big deal?
09:28Calm down.
09:29Well, again, the issue is tracking in dirt and debris.
09:32Are your shoes unusually dirty?
09:34I don't have any dirt or debris on my shoes, okay?
09:37I don't need to see your shoes today.
09:38You can see my clean shoes have no dirt or debris.
09:40I don't need to see your shoes.
09:41Put your shoes back on in my courtroom.
09:43Let's hear it.
09:45Anything else you want to bring up in your defense?
09:50Just that Goldie is unreasonable on her expectation for a roommate and I wish her luck in finding
09:57someone that she's happy looking with.
09:59In light of that, just out of curiosity, why did your other roommate move out?
10:05Moving to New York.
10:07Okay.
10:08So, it wasn't a question of discipline.
10:09It wasn't a question of following the rules.
10:11No, not at all.
10:12Okay.
10:13Just a job situation or something?
10:14Absolutely.
10:15Okay.
10:16Yes.
10:17Now, are there other house rules that are like in the formal rental agreement that you
10:23have with your actual landlord?
10:26Yes.
10:27Is she basically following the larger rules that are set by the apartment complex?
10:34To a certain degree, yes.
10:37I would say yes, she is.
10:39Except for the momentary parking violations kind of thing?
10:42Exactly.
10:43We're kind of concerned about parking violations here at the court.
10:47I've had problems with that here at the courthouse.
10:50So, it's common.
10:52Again, you have these rules for your sublet written down and presented to her when she moved
10:59in.
11:00Not as a condition of moving in, but she got to look at them and speak her mind about them
11:05as she moved into your sublet.
11:07Is that correct?
11:08Absolutely.
11:09We had a one-hour conversation the same day that she moved in.
11:13And I went through all the rules and she said that she was happy with this.
11:17She wanted to move in.
11:19She was happy to move in with me.
11:20She liked me as a person.
11:22And she also agreed with me in that moment that she also didn't like when people don't
11:29take off their shoes and she doesn't have people over and she doesn't...
11:32like she said told me to not worry about anything.
11:35And then she immediately started breaking all the rules.
11:37Like she just wanted to confirm and see like she just thought I'm a nice person.
11:40And then she just started breaking all the rules.
11:43Everybody's lying now.
11:45How much of this is a rules dispute and how much of this is just a personality dispute?
11:51Well...
11:52Are you getting along other than these rules issues or not?
11:56We used to get along.
11:57Used to?
11:58Well, what has changed?
11:59Well, we used to get along before she started being...
12:01What?
12:02Parking wrong?
12:03Bringing boyfriends over?
12:04What?
12:05All of that.
12:06Just ruined everything.
12:07Like we had a good friendship.
12:08We were good roommates.
12:09Like she would...
12:10Well, that's what my notes said that you were good friends.
12:11So what happened?
12:12Back when she was normal.
12:25We don't like to deal with personality issues here in this court.
12:29But she clearly had some written rules that you saw.
12:32You're admitting that you saw these rules when you moved in.
12:35And I follow to the best of my ability.
12:37To the best of your ability.
12:38But I have some serious issues.
12:40One, with the somewhat occasional parking violations.
12:45And the quiet hours kind of violation I think is very reasonable.
12:52So I think that I have found that out of the six or so rules, you're in clear violation of like four of them.
13:00What?
13:01So that's why you're in spanking court today.
13:04Is to get some discipline in your life.
13:07To follow these relatively simple rules that have been set down by your tenant.
13:14In effect, your landlord.
13:16So we're going to make sure that you can learn to follow rules by instilling a little discipline in you today here at spanking court.
13:24I follow rules just fine.
13:25I'm sure you will in the future because we're going to sentence you to a discipline session here in spanking court.
13:31Now I think of the rules I'm hearing here that I've made notes about you're in violation of at least four of the six.
13:39So I'm going to sentence you.
13:46I'm going to sentence you to swaps with a leather strap.
13:49Just a level one punishment.
13:51Nothing.
13:52Nothing harsh.
13:53Just a level one.
13:54I didn't do anything wrong.
13:55This is spanking court.
13:56It's just a spanking.
13:58It's not a hanging.
13:59I'm not a hanging judge.
14:00It's just a spanking judge.
14:01If I deserved a spanking that would be different.
14:04I don't deserve it.
14:05Well I understand you've had some playful spanking from your boyfriend.
14:07Is that right?
14:08That's different.
14:09That may be different.
14:10That's what you need though is you need some real spanking here in real spanking court
14:15to instill some discipline in your life and to make sure you follow the rules.
14:20Now I show basically I'll call it four violations.
14:23So we'll make this real simple.
14:25We'll make it 50 swaps with a leather strap for each violation.
14:28What?
14:2950 for each violation.
14:3150 times four.
14:32That's crazy.
14:33That's crazy.
14:34Just a level one punishment.
14:35Just a level one punishment with a simple leather strap.
14:38Simple leather strap.
14:39I have rules.
14:40Get these clothes.
14:42Take a seat.
14:43Take this.
14:44Okay.
14:45All
14:47you
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