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00:01:00It's still happening, over and over again.
00:01:06That's because this story is about time itself.
00:01:12And time has no ending.
00:01:15But it does have a beginning.
00:01:18And the beginning is as good a place as any to start a fairy tale.
00:01:24Look over there, see how they play.
00:01:41So happy, so carefree, so unafraid.
00:01:45They all belong.
00:01:48What makes me so different from them?
00:01:53Teasing and chasing, calling me names.
00:01:57Content to be playing their childhood games.
00:02:02They all fit in.
00:02:04So it sets me apart from them.
00:02:09They're all happy to play tag or football.
00:02:13Or catch pollywogs down by the book.
00:02:17But me, I'd rather be inside.
00:02:21With a chair and a lamp and a book.
00:02:25Here comes back Paige.
00:02:34She's such an introvert.
00:02:36She reads and reads and reads and reads until her eyeballs hurt.
00:02:40And then Paige reads on board.
00:02:43Her two eyes turn to four.
00:02:45She's such a bookworm who can stand to be with such a boar.
00:02:49She's such a bookworm who can stand to be with such a boar.
00:02:54It's rare for Paige to play with other kids, girls, or Ollie.
00:02:58Except for hide and sleep.
00:03:00But then she hides at the library.
00:03:05She's in a separate world where no one else can look.
00:03:10It's no wonder that her name is Paige.
00:03:13She's bound up like a book.
00:03:15It's no wonder that her name is Paige.
00:03:17She's bound up like a book.
00:03:20Hey, four eyes.
00:03:22Read any good books lately?
00:03:24Give it back.
00:03:25Sure.
00:03:26Catch.
00:03:27Leave something, bookworm.
00:03:29Let go of it.
00:03:30Why should I?
00:03:32We'll see what you did.
00:03:34What's the big deal?
00:03:35Yeah, it's just a book.
00:03:37I love to read.
00:03:40It makes my life much richer.
00:03:42With titles, plots, and characters to brighten up the picture.
00:03:47Plus a book will never heckle or displease.
00:03:51How can some paper and some ink be mean to me or tease?
00:03:56I wish that I could bring to life the stories that I read.
00:04:01I'd like to have Aladdin come and spend the day with me.
00:04:09And so I live for books.
00:04:13They're always there for me.
00:04:15I could never find a friend as good as the books I have to read.
00:04:20She can never find a friend as good as the books she has to read.
00:04:24Paige stays inside and spends her time a-reading in her room.
00:04:29And when Paige cleans her room, she straps a book onto her broom.
00:04:34And when Paige walks to school, she doesn't even look.
00:04:42It's no wonder that her name is Paige.
00:04:44No wonder that her name is Paige.
00:04:47No wonder that her name is Paige.
00:04:49She's pig-headedly.
00:04:50Passionately.
00:04:51All fuddly.
00:04:52Most blissfully.
00:04:54Headstrongly.
00:04:55So ecstatically.
00:04:59Found up like a book.
00:05:17Paige?
00:05:18Hi, Gramps.
00:05:20Do you need any help today?
00:05:22You've helped me every day this week.
00:05:25I'm beginning to think you come here to hide.
00:05:28I'm not hiding.
00:05:30I just like it here with all the books.
00:05:33Now tell me the truth.
00:05:35Are those bullies picking on you again?
00:05:38It's these stupid glasses.
00:05:41Your glasses?
00:05:43Why else would they tease me?
00:05:45Because you let them.
00:05:47You've got to stand up for yourself.
00:05:50But I'm scared of them.
00:05:52I'm scared of everyone.
00:05:55You're not scared.
00:05:56You're just shy.
00:05:58And you're no different than anyone else.
00:06:00We all have things that make us feel insecure.
00:06:05Those bullies don't.
00:06:07Nothing bothers them.
00:06:09I wouldn't be too sure about that if I were you.
00:06:14People aren't always what they seem.
00:06:18They're not?
00:06:19No.
00:06:20And neither are you.
00:06:21Remember, you can't judge a book by its cover.
00:06:25Now, why don't you go outside and play with your friends?
00:06:31The only friends I have are fairy tales.
00:06:36I just wish they could talk.
00:06:37And so I live for books.
00:06:43They're always there for me.
00:06:47I could never find a friend as good
00:06:52As the books I have to read.
00:06:56Once upon a time, there was a poor boy named Aladdin.
00:07:14He searched for buried treasures inside the cave of riches.
00:07:17Instead, he found an old lamp, a magic lamp,
00:07:22that would give him any wish his heart desired.
00:07:25But Aladdin felt no richer for his wealth
00:07:28until he used the lamp's magic to rescue the princess
00:07:31from the clutches of an evil sorcerer.
00:07:34By saving the princess,
00:07:37Aladdin discovered the most valuable treasure of all,
00:07:41true love.
00:07:44Are you getting all this, Tambor?
00:07:46Yes, your majesty.
00:07:50Good.
00:07:51Now, where was I?
00:07:52Ah, yes.
00:07:55And they lived happily ever after.
00:08:00Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:08:02The end.
00:08:16You call this living happily ever after?
00:08:23I call it covering my tracks.
00:08:27You'll never get away with this, Scheherazade.
00:08:29Oh, but I already have, princess.
00:08:31Not only have I stolen Aladdin's magic lamp,
00:08:36but I've used it to make your soft-hearted father
00:08:40fall hopelessly in love with me.
00:08:43Now his entire kingdom is mine to command.
00:08:47Isn't that right, Sultan?
00:08:52Yes, dear.
00:08:55But why go to all the trouble of writing that fairy tale?
00:09:01Because people believe whatever they read,
00:09:06and I don't want the name Scheherazade
00:09:08to go down in history as a wicked old witch.
00:09:12I was going to say queen.
00:09:15Whoopsie, my mistake.
00:09:19So, now that I have everything my blackheart desires,
00:09:24I'm going to hide the lamp in a place it will never be found.
00:09:30Hmm, but where?
00:09:32Not where, Tambor.
00:09:34When.
00:09:35The future!
00:09:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:09:40I knew that.
00:09:43Magic lamp, I wish you away.
00:09:48Vanish unto some distant day.
00:10:10Not at all.
00:10:18Oh my God!
00:10:21Oh my God!
00:10:32Where are The Lily'smen?
00:10:35I have a wish ключ.
00:10:37Now then, what's our next order of business?
00:10:55Oh, the peasants tried revolting again.
00:10:58Oh, what was it this time?
00:11:02Oh, taxes, famine, slavery, thieves duel.
00:11:07We'll have to do something to calm them down.
00:11:10You could always cut taxes.
00:11:14What? I'd rather cut off one of their heads.
00:11:18Oh, an excellent idea, Your Excellency.
00:11:21Did you have a particular head in mind?
00:11:25As a matter of fact, I do.
00:11:34It's time, Aladdin.
00:11:37This wasn't here yesterday.
00:11:54I wonder...
00:11:59No, that's silly.
00:12:02There's no such thing as a magic lamp.
00:12:05But I wish I knew where it came from.
00:12:12It's Aladdin.
00:12:17And he's in trouble.
00:12:19If only I could give him his lamp.
00:12:25Wait a minute.
00:12:26I can.
00:12:28Magic lamp?
00:12:29I wish Aladdin were here.
00:12:30Are you all right?
00:12:46No, I'm not all right.
00:12:47I landed on my...
00:12:48head.
00:12:50Hey!
00:12:52Isn't that great?
00:12:53I landed on my head.
00:12:54You must have landed harder than I thought, if you're happy about it.
00:12:58Don't you get it?
00:12:59I still have my head.
00:13:01Woo!
00:13:02For a while there, it looked like...
00:13:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:13:08Thanks.
00:13:09Um...
00:13:10I'm Paige.
00:13:11Paige?
00:13:12Huh.
00:13:13What a funny name.
00:13:14What's so funny about it?
00:13:16Well, it makes you sound like a book.
00:13:19Well, it's better than Aladdin.
00:13:22It is not.
00:13:25Wait a minute.
00:13:26You know my name?
00:13:28I know everything about you.
00:13:31How?
00:13:34Where did you get this?
00:13:36My grandpa gave it to me.
00:13:38This is his antique shop.
00:13:40What's an antique?
00:13:42Something from the past.
00:13:43Like that book.
00:13:44If this book is from the past,
00:13:48then this must be the future.
00:13:51I guess it is.
00:13:53For you.
00:13:54But how did I get here?
00:13:57I made a wish.
00:13:58On what?
00:13:59On this.
00:14:00Where are we going?
00:14:15To consult the enchanted hourglass.
00:14:19Sands of time, heed my call.
00:14:32Make yourself a crystal ball.
00:14:36You saved my life.
00:14:38I don't know how to thank you.
00:14:40This I do.
00:14:41I'll give you a wish.
00:14:43Any wish you want.
00:14:44What'll it be, huh?
00:14:45A handsome prince?
00:14:47A castle in the clouds.
00:14:48How about a unicorn?
00:14:50I don't want any of those things.
00:14:52There must be something you want.
00:14:54There is, but it's silly.
00:14:58The sillier, the better when it comes to wishes.
00:15:01Believe me, I should know.
00:15:03Spill it.
00:15:04Well, I don't have any friends, except for my books.
00:15:09I know they're just paper and ink, but sometimes I wish...
00:15:12What?
00:15:14I wish they could talk.
00:15:26Oh, fire!
00:15:28Help!
00:15:29Someone!
00:15:30Anyone!
00:15:31Who said that?
00:15:34I did.
00:15:36But you're just a book.
00:15:38My name is Wordsworth, and I am not just a book.
00:15:42I am a history book, and I burn quite easily.
00:15:46But there's no fire.
00:15:47It's just a little smoke.
00:15:48My dear boy, logic would dictate that where there is smoke, there is fire.
00:15:54But this is magic smoke from Aladdin's lamp.
00:15:58Aladdin's lamp?
00:15:59Oh, you've been reading too many fairy tales.
00:16:02What's wrong with fairy tales, you outdated old reprint?
00:16:06Stay out of this, Jack.
00:16:08Jack?
00:16:09Of Jack and the Beanstalk?
00:16:12Would you guys keep it down?
00:16:14I'm trying to sleep.
00:16:15You're Sleeping Beauty.
00:16:18I bet you don't know my name.
00:16:20Rumpelstiltskin.
00:16:22Has anybody seen my glass slipper?
00:16:24And you're Cinderella.
00:16:27Hey, you know me.
00:16:28Humpty Dumpty.
00:16:29Of course I know you.
00:16:30I've read you all so many times.
00:16:32Not all of us.
00:16:34The question is, which one of us are you going to read next?
00:16:38Hit me!
00:16:39Hit me!
00:16:39Hit me!
00:16:40Hit me!
00:16:41There are so many of you.
00:16:43How can I possibly choose?
00:16:45Read me first.
00:16:48Check me out.
00:16:50I'm the best fairy tale.
00:16:52There's no doubt.
00:16:55My chance to enchant is long overdue.
00:16:59I've got a story to tell you.
00:17:03If you start on page one, you won't put me down till you're done.
00:17:12The magic that happens will leave you spellbound.
00:17:16I'll spin a tale that turns you upside down.
00:17:20So pick me up off the shelf and read me first.
00:17:26Read me first.
00:17:28Cause I'm great.
00:17:30I'm the best story here.
00:17:33He's second rate.
00:17:35I save the town from a giant who's mean.
00:17:40Your story's not all that it's cracked up to be.
00:17:44Read me first.
00:17:45I can't wait.
00:17:48Otherwise, I'm sure I'll be late.
00:17:52So let her be late.
00:17:54Come with me.
00:17:56I've got the wizard of eyes to see.
00:18:00So pick me up off the shelf and read me first.
00:18:05I just sit on the shelf growing old.
00:18:11My pages are freckled with mold.
00:18:15I fear I am boring to most.
00:18:19That I suffer from being verbose.
00:18:22To me, it is quite a mystery.
00:18:26As to why no one reads any history.
00:18:29What is to become of our youth if they prefer fairy tales to the truth?
00:18:38Wordsworth, why would Paige want to read your boring old lessons when I can take her to Prince Charming's ball?
00:18:45Paige can't go to the ball with you, Cinderella.
00:18:47She's coming to the Mad Hatter's tea party with me.
00:18:50Please, don't fight.
00:18:52I'd love to read all of you.
00:18:55Ruby slippers, hay of gold.
00:19:00Every fairy tale ought to be told.
00:19:04So many wolves and witches and things that are cursed.
00:19:09So many tales that I want to read first.
00:19:13Read me first.
00:19:17Check me out.
00:19:19I'm the best fairy tale.
00:19:22There's no doubt.
00:19:24The magic that happens will leave you spellbound.
00:19:28I'll spin a tale that turns you upside down.
00:19:32So pick me up off the shelf.
00:19:37It's as I feared, Your Excellency, you're too late.
00:19:54Not yet, I'm not.
00:19:56But I have the magic lamp.
00:19:58Have you forgotten, Tambor?
00:20:01Time is on my side.
00:20:05If you're done wishing, I should be on my way.
00:20:08You're leaving?
00:20:09I have a kingdom to save.
00:20:11From what?
00:20:13Scheherazade.
00:20:14Schehera who?
00:20:29Sands of time change in form.
00:20:33Create for me a magic storm.
00:20:36Oh, it's a twister end, girl.
00:20:40Wrong story, farm girl.
00:20:43Aladdin, do something.
00:20:48The lamp.
00:20:49I've got it.
00:20:55Come to papa.
00:20:59Sorry.
00:21:01Find us, keepers.
00:21:03You stop the storm, Aladdin.
00:21:16But you'll never stop me.
00:21:19She's got the magic lamp.
00:21:21Yes.
00:21:22And rest assured that it won't be so easy to find in the future.
00:21:26Or should I say, the past.
00:21:33Now I'll never get back to my own time.
00:21:35Would that hourglass help?
00:21:37It would.
00:21:38But Scheherazade has it.
00:21:40Oh, you mean she has half of it.
00:21:43The sands of time!
00:21:45Now you can go home.
00:21:46First, I have to find the magic lamp.
00:21:48It's the only way to stop Scheherazade.
00:21:50But you don't know where she hid it.
00:21:53The lamp could be any place in history.
00:21:55I could tell you where it is.
00:21:58You could?
00:21:59Where?
00:21:59I said I could tell you.
00:22:01I didn't say I would tell you.
00:22:03Please, Mr. Wordsworth.
00:22:05Why should I?
00:22:05You've left me sitting on this shelf for years.
00:22:09Unopened, unread, collecting dust.
00:22:11Do you know that I'm allergic to dust?
00:22:13Ah, who needs him anyway?
00:22:20He's so old, he probably doesn't even have all his pages.
00:22:23I beg your pardon.
00:22:24My text is complete and unabridged.
00:22:27Oh, Aladdin, you're making him mad.
00:22:29Shh.
00:22:30That's exactly what I want to do.
00:22:31Come on, play along.
00:22:33You're right, Aladdin.
00:22:35Wordsworth couldn't possibly know who has the magic lamp.
00:22:38For your information, there happens to be a gravy boat
00:22:41which looks very much like the lamp
00:22:43on the dinner table of King Henry VIII.
00:22:46Ah, never heard of him.
00:22:47Of course you have.
00:22:49He was the fattest king in history.
00:22:52The 35th birthday of King Henry VIII.
00:22:55Thanks, Wordsworth.
00:22:56You've been a big help.
00:22:57I have?
00:22:58Oh, but wait a minute.
00:23:00You've tricked me.
00:23:01Yep, sure did.
00:23:03Let's go, Paige.
00:23:04We don't want to be late for dinner.
00:23:06Dinner?
00:23:07With the king?
00:23:08Oh, I'd be too scared.
00:23:10You go in.
00:23:11Maybe someday I'll read about it.
00:23:13But reading about it isn't half as much fun as living it.
00:23:16Oh, I don't know.
00:23:18Come on.
00:23:19It'll be the adventure of all time.
00:23:23What do I do?
00:23:24Just hold my hand.
00:23:27Sands of time, you must obey.
00:23:30Send us back to the king's birthday.
00:23:33Goodbye.
00:23:34Goodbye.
00:23:35Goodbye.
00:23:36Goodbye.
00:23:36Bye.
00:23:37And we say journey.
00:23:40Goodbye.
00:23:41And good riddance.
00:23:43Didn't think we'd leave without you.
00:23:45Did you, Wordsworth?
00:23:46I am not going anywhere.
00:23:48Think again.
00:23:49I could have you arrested for shoplifting.
00:24:17Sorry, Wordsworth.
00:24:19But once I picked you up, I just couldn't put you down.
00:24:23Oh, my.
00:24:24Oh, dear.
00:24:25My cake.
00:24:27My beautiful cake.
00:24:30Mmm.
00:24:31Chocolate.
00:24:31Not bad.
00:24:33Not bad?
00:24:34This is horrible.
00:24:35You're from King Henry's birthday cake.
00:24:38Am I going to explain this to the court?
00:24:40Oh, my dear-o.
00:24:42Oh, they're here.
00:24:44Who?
00:24:45The royal family.
00:24:47That's who.
00:24:48Excuse me.
00:24:49You're stepping on my side.
00:24:50Help me.
00:24:50Excuse me.
00:24:52I believe I'm...
00:24:53Your fatness, your hugeness, your whiteness, your whiteness, your bigness, your tubbiness.
00:25:09Cut the sweet talk, Baker.
00:25:11Where's my husband's cake?
00:25:16I'm afraid it got smooshed.
00:25:19Maybe we shall smoosh with you.
00:25:22Stop that.
00:25:23What gives you the right to come in here and throw your weight around?
00:25:27Who dares raise their voice to royalty?
00:25:32I do.
00:25:33Oh, I beg your pardon, princess.
00:25:39Princess?
00:25:40You must be a princess.
00:25:42I've never seen such fancy robes.
00:25:44What kingdom are you from?
00:25:47Allow me to present Princess Page of, um, Library, um, Nitwit.
00:25:54Of course.
00:25:55Princess Page of Libraria, Nitwit.
00:25:58And who might you be? Certainly not a prince dressed in rags like those.
00:26:05He's my royal gastronomist.
00:26:09Royal what?
00:26:11He's my cook.
00:26:12Oh, then this little fellow must be your cookbook.
00:26:16Cookbook? Why, I never.
00:26:18You better if you don't want to end up a scrap paper.
00:26:21Madame, my culinary talents are at your service.
00:26:25Well, it just so happens that we are in need of a cook to prepare my brother's dinner.
00:26:31It would be our pleasure.
00:26:33Right, Wordsworth?
00:26:34My pages are rippling with excitement.
00:26:38Then it's settled.
00:26:39You're hired.
00:26:41Baker, we'll be expecting another cake by dessert.
00:26:46Oh, yes, your fatness.
00:26:48Good luck.
00:26:50You made it.
00:26:51Swoo!
00:26:51Swoo!
00:26:52Swoo!
00:26:52I'm afraid my cousin is very difficult to please.
00:27:00We go through as many as three cooks a day.
00:27:03Let me guess.
00:27:04Breakfast, lunch and dinner.
00:27:06Yes.
00:27:07And you shall see how fat the lions are getting.
00:27:12You mean, if the king doesn't like a meal, you feed it to the lions?
00:27:16No, no, no.
00:27:17Of course not.
00:27:18We feed the cook to the lions.
00:27:21Oh, the cook.
00:27:22The cook?
00:27:25Anything else would be a waste of food.
00:27:28Come along now.
00:27:30It's almost time for din-din.
00:27:34Yee-haw!
00:27:35Excuse me, I did not step up on my foot.
00:27:39That was good.
00:27:39That was good.
00:27:40I believe you were sitting there.
00:27:42Ooh!
00:27:42Ow!
00:27:47Watch out.
00:27:48Please.
00:27:49Excuse me.
00:27:49Please.
00:27:50You're not heavy.
00:27:51You're not heavy.
00:27:51No great.
00:27:51No.
00:27:52You're not heavy.
00:27:53No great.
00:27:53You're not heavy.
00:27:54Ah.
00:27:54Stop it.
00:27:55Ah.
00:27:55You're not heavy.
00:27:56Ah.
00:27:57Ah.
00:27:57I've never been so changed in place.
00:28:00Let's go.
00:28:01Me!
00:28:06I hope you know how to cook.
00:28:10How hard can it be?
00:28:12Recipe for turkey stuffing.
00:28:15After beating a dozen eggs with bread and water,
00:28:18add a pinch of pepper, a dash of salt,
00:28:21and a splash of sherry.
00:28:22Was that a pinch, a dash, and a splash?
00:28:25Or a splash, a dash, and a pinch?
00:28:27Here, read it yourself.
00:28:31I can't.
00:28:33I don't know how.
00:28:34I wish you hadn't told me that.
00:28:36Why?
00:28:37It's very hard to dislike someone you feel sorry for.
00:28:40Wordsworth?
00:28:41Yes?
00:28:41Stuff it.
00:28:43I beg your pardon.
00:28:44The turkey.
00:28:45Stuff the turkey.
00:28:46I'm going to look for the magic lamp.
00:28:48So, what's a nice book like you doing in a place like this?
00:28:56Any sign of the lamp?
00:28:58This table is so long, I'm not sure what's on it.
00:29:02How's Wordsworth coming with the main course?
00:29:04Let's hope it's fit for a king.
00:29:08Presenting the royal family!
00:29:10Look at all that food!
00:29:22Isn't the king going to eat with us?
00:29:26Oh, I'll try my best.
00:29:29You're King Henry VIII?
00:29:31In the flesh.
00:29:32Or should I say, the bones.
00:29:34But you're so skinny.
00:29:38Yes, well, trying to live up to my family name has left me without much of an appetite.
00:29:44Yo, bring out the bird!
00:29:47Your family name?
00:29:48The last seven Henrys were all larger than life.
00:29:52They stood firm like mountains and commanded respect.
00:29:56Me?
00:29:57I can't even go outside without blowing away.
00:30:01Children tie a string round me neck and use me as a kite.
00:30:04Do you know how embarrassing it is to get stuck in a tree?
00:30:08Turkey a la king.
00:30:10But your weight doesn't have anything to do with what kind of a king you are.
00:30:16It's like my grandpa always says, you can't judge a book by its cover.
00:30:20Truer words were never spoken.
00:30:22Is anybody going to eat that drumstick?
00:30:25Sorry, Countess.
00:30:27That's for his majesty.
00:30:29What, sir?
00:30:29Oh, no, I couldn't possibly thank you.
00:30:33Come on, it won't kill you to take one bite.
00:30:36But it'll kill you if he doesn't.
00:30:39Oh, well, at least the lions won't starve tonight.
00:30:54The lions?
00:30:57Your catnip cookie.
00:30:59Pass the grave, Henry doll.
00:31:01Wait a minute.
00:31:02None of this makes sense.
00:31:04King Henry is famous for being fat.
00:31:06Are you sure you're not hungry?
00:31:09Oh, I wish I were.
00:31:20Something's different.
00:31:23Something's strange.
00:31:26I feel as if I've had to go to change.
00:31:31A money you'll mind'll change.
00:31:36Please pass the rumboast and big snuggles.
00:31:43Can's head and hot pastrami.
00:31:45Poffee, bacon, apple pastry.
00:31:47Pickled peppers and salami.
00:31:49I will eat up until I burst now that I'm what I'm supposed to be.
00:31:55I'll feed some more on liverwurst with cheese souffle and fried zucchini.
00:32:00I will masticate my carbohydrate.
00:32:05I will clean my plate of protein.
00:32:10I will swallow pit-a-pat every last morsel of fat.
00:32:17Now that I'm what I'm supposed to be, get me some pudding and be hasty.
00:32:25Michael Scropper is quite tasty.
00:32:27Pass the doughnuts, pass the jelly, pass the cheese that's kind of smelly.
00:32:32I'll indulge in gluttony, now that I'm what I'm supposed to be.
00:32:38Your Highness, I must speak to you at once.
00:32:44No, no, Tambor.
00:32:46Can't you see I'm busy?
00:32:49Sultan, take out the royal garbage.
00:32:54Right away, honey bunch.
00:32:56Oh, my.
00:32:59Oh, dear.
00:33:00You know, it's true what they say.
00:33:05A queen's home is her castle.
00:33:08Well, it won't be for long if you don't listen.
00:33:12All right, Tambor.
00:33:14Don't have a hissy fit.
00:33:16What is it?
00:33:17Oh, nothing.
00:33:18I guess like you might want to know that Aladdin found the magic lamp.
00:33:22That's nice.
00:33:26Hey, what?
00:33:28Your Highness.
00:33:29Would you pass the gravy?
00:33:32My gravy?
00:33:33Come now, King Henry.
00:33:36Don't hog it.
00:33:38Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
00:33:40I can use some help, Paige.
00:33:43What do you want me to do?
00:33:44Throw the book at him.
00:33:46I hope he doesn't mean that literally.
00:33:48Sorry, Wordsworth.
00:33:53Got it.
00:33:55Come back here, you gravy thief.
00:33:58Run, Aladdin, run!
00:34:00Uh, I'm trying.
00:34:07Uh-oh.
00:34:09Uh-oh.
00:34:10Uh-oh.
00:34:10I think we've overstayed our welcome.
00:34:13Come on, Wordsworth.
00:34:14Where do you think you're going?
00:34:19Look, an all-you-can-eat dessert bar.
00:34:22Where?
00:34:23Huh?
00:34:24Oh, talk about your bookends.
00:34:29Here we go.
00:34:30Raise the drawbreeze.
00:34:41Oh, no, not again.
00:34:53Here we go.
00:34:54Okay.
00:34:55Come on!
00:34:56Come on, Nathan.
00:34:57Come on.
00:34:57Uh-oh.
00:34:58Sage!
00:34:59Help!
00:35:00Aladdin?
00:35:01Huh.
00:35:02Nice kitty.
00:35:03Very pretty, pretty kitty.
00:35:04Wordsworth, find the lamp.
00:35:06Huh?
00:35:07Wordsworth!
00:35:08Find the lamp!
00:35:09Yep.
00:35:10Wordsworth!
00:35:11Find it.
00:35:12Magic lamp!
00:35:13I wish!
00:35:14Oh, wait.
00:35:19Magic lamp, I wish...
00:35:25Charles, what exactly did you wish for?
00:35:28Dandelions, what else?
00:35:31Help me out of here.
00:35:33Can I hold a lamp for you, Princess?
00:35:36Thank you, Baker.
00:35:40No!
00:35:41Thank you, my lovely.
00:35:44Sahara's eyed!
00:35:46Sands of time with power sublime, take me far from the scene of this crime!
00:35:55Lower the drawbridge!
00:36:02Let's get out of here!
00:36:04Historically speaking, heroes do not run away.
00:36:07In Fairy Tales Wordsworth, we call it escaping.
00:36:10Good word.
00:36:11Yah! Yah! Come on! Yah! Yah!
00:36:14Where exactly are we escaping to?
00:36:18Wherever Scheherazade hid the magic lamp.
00:36:21In that case, count me out, because I'm not going there.
00:36:25Wordsworth, do you know where the lamp is?
00:36:28Well, I could take an educated guess.
00:36:31Don't leave us in suspense.
00:36:33You don't understand. I get seasick.
00:36:35Seasick? Who has the lamp this time? A pirate?
00:36:38Blackbeard, to be exact.
00:36:39Blackbeard, to be exact.
00:36:42The lamp's in his treasure chest!
00:36:48Magic Sand, it's time to flee!
00:36:51Take us to the deep blue sea!
00:36:52Good Dipper simply!
00:36:57At the barbeard, it's time to seize your port.
00:36:59Ugh!
00:37:00Fuck you, son!
00:37:02Just keep��'s inники as a deep blue sea!
00:37:04Of course!
00:37:07Gather round, me hearties.
00:37:30Let us see what treasure this sunken chest contains.
00:37:37There's nothing here but sun, Captain.
00:37:44And the cover is stowaways.
00:37:47Stowaways?
00:37:49Did you say stowaways?
00:37:51Oh, how exciting.
00:37:53No one's ever stowed away on me ship before.
00:37:55Welcome aboard.
00:37:57Who are you?
00:38:07Oh, I'm only the most fearsome, loathsome pirate who ever sailed the seven seas.
00:38:12You're Blackbeard?
00:38:14Take a gander at me beard, Missy.
00:38:17Does it look black?
00:38:18No.
00:38:19And what colour is it?
00:38:21Blonde.
00:38:22Now do you know who I am?
00:38:24Don't tell me your name is Blondebeard.
00:38:27Aye, that it be.
00:38:29His grammar is atrocious.
00:38:31But his hair is beautiful.
00:38:33There aren't even any split ends.
00:38:35Well, thanks for noticing.
00:38:37I do use a seaweed and salt water conditioner.
00:38:40Excuse me, but we're stowaways and you're a pirate.
00:38:45Shouldn't you make us walk the plank or something?
00:38:47Oh, right.
00:38:48I always forget that.
00:38:49Thanks for reminding me.
00:38:51Would you mind?
00:38:52Would we mind what?
00:38:53Would we mind what?
00:38:54Walking the plank.
00:38:55It would really impress the boys.
00:38:57No, no, no.
00:38:58You're not supposed to ask us.
00:38:59You're supposed to order us.
00:39:01Oh, right.
00:39:02But nobody follows me orders.
00:39:05Watch.
00:39:06I'll tell you.
00:39:07Ahem.
00:39:08Avast ye mateys.
00:39:10All hands on deck.
00:39:12Lift that barge.
00:39:13Tote that bale.
00:39:15Oh, not now, Kevin.
00:39:16We're playing cards.
00:39:17Do you have any sevens?
00:39:18Go fish.
00:39:19You see what I mean?
00:39:20Nobody's scared of a pretty pirate.
00:39:21Real pirates have eye patches and peg legs.
00:39:22But all I have is a gorgeous blonde beard.
00:39:23And a treasure chest full of sand.
00:39:24Shiver me timbers.
00:39:25What's this?
00:39:26Hey, could I see that?
00:39:27No, you can have it as far as I'm concerned.
00:39:31It's worthless.
00:39:32I wouldn't say that.
00:39:39It's that shell of Longjohn silver.
00:39:41Now, he's a abbot.
00:39:42No.
00:39:43No.
00:39:44No.
00:39:45No.
00:39:46No.
00:39:47No.
00:39:48No.
00:39:49No.
00:39:50No.
00:39:51No.
00:39:52No.
00:39:53No.
00:39:54No.
00:39:55No.
00:39:56No.
00:39:57He's got a pirate. He's got a parrot and everything.
00:40:00Ahoy there, ye cowardly swamps!
00:40:03Cowardly swamps! Cowardly swamps!
00:40:06Surrender your treasure, or I'll sink that floating junkyard ye call a ship!
00:40:12Surrender else! Surrender else!
00:40:19Now what did I do with that white flag?
00:40:22Oh, here it is!
00:40:24You don't have to surrender. Not as long as I have this.
00:40:28Oh, thanks for reminding me. I'll be needing that back.
00:40:32You can't give the lamp to Long John Silver.
00:40:35That's the only treasure I got. Why don't you fight back?
00:40:39Because! He's Long John Silver and I'm just... me.
00:40:44But he just picks on you because you let him.
00:40:47Believe me, I should know. There are these bullies back home who do the same thing to me.
00:40:52You've got to stand up for yourself.
00:40:54But he scares me!
00:40:56So? Scare him back!
00:40:58I don't know how.
00:41:00You have to try. I know you don't believe me, but you really are Blackbeard.
00:41:05The most fearsome, loathsome pirate of the seven seas!
00:41:09How I wish I were, lass. I wish I were.
00:41:15Something's different. Something strange. I feel as if I've undergone a change. And a bomb and a bull change!
00:41:43Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Out of me way, you weak landlubbers! Buried treasure I must seek!
00:41:52I will pilfer, I will plunder, then I'll hang you who are me! Ha ha ha ha!
00:41:58No one will be spared now that I'm what I'm supposed to be. I'll cheat and steal from all my friends and mooch some money from my family!
00:42:08I'm the number one outlaw of the seas! I'll conquer all of ye who dares to challenge me!
00:42:17All the mermaids flip their tails when they see me bloody sails! Now that I'm what I'm supposed to be!
00:42:27I've got me shark infested waters! And me precious beard of black! It's a pirate's life for me!
00:42:42Now that I'm what I'm supposed to be!
00:42:45Polly! Help! I can't swim!
00:43:04See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!
00:43:14Congratulations, Blackbeard! You are a real pirate!
00:43:19Arrgh! You ain't seen nothing yet!
00:43:24Did he just say arg?
00:43:27The next dastardly deed will be to make you landlubbers rock the plank!
00:43:32What kind of a word is arg? Or lubber, for that matter?
00:43:36And this little lady's going first.
00:43:40Alright, get going, missy.
00:43:44Don't worry, Paige. This is the kind of pirate I can handle.
00:43:48Well, we'll see about that.
00:43:52This is getting hairy.
00:43:56Time to feed the sharks!
00:44:00This dastardly wag be mine.
00:44:04On guard.
00:44:10Haven't you ever heard that the pen is mightier than the sword?
00:44:16You know something, Blackbeard?
00:44:20You need a shave.
00:44:32Look what you've done to me, beautiful Blackbeard.
00:44:36If it makes you feel any better, you were just as ugly without it.
00:44:40Do you really think so?
00:44:44Yeah, absolutely.
00:44:48Just one more step.
00:44:50Aladdin!
00:44:52Aladdin!
00:44:56Magic lamp! I wish Paige were safe in my arms!
00:45:00Gotcha!
00:45:02Can we get out of here?
00:45:04Can we get out of here?
00:45:06We can do anything we want, now that we have the lamp.
00:45:10We can do anything we want, now that we have the lamp.
00:45:12Whoa!
00:45:14Whoa!
00:45:16We've got to go after the lamp!
00:45:20Whoa!
00:45:22Whoa!
00:45:23Oh!
00:45:24No!
00:45:25Oh!
00:45:26Oh!
00:45:27Oh!
00:45:28Oh!
00:45:29Oh!
00:45:30Oh!
00:45:31Oh!
00:45:32Oh!
00:45:33Oh!
00:45:34Oh!
00:45:35Oh!
00:45:36Oh!
00:45:37Oh!
00:45:38I think I'm going to be sick the sharks are gaining on us
00:45:53I'm not worried about the sharks you're not
00:45:59I'm worried about that sea monster sea monster
00:46:05where are we I believe we're in the belly of the beast
00:46:33not for long
00:46:35so long suckers
00:46:56your highness back so soon?
00:47:10your highness back so soon?
00:47:22time flies when you control it
00:47:26I missed you pookie
00:47:29out of my way idiot
00:47:32I trust you found a new hiding place for the lamp
00:47:36it's been taken care of
00:47:39and so has Aladdin and his little friend
00:47:42I left them in the belly of a sea monster
00:47:48what's wrong with you?
00:47:54I was just wondering why do you have to be so mean?
00:48:00because it's fun
00:48:04some people eat and drink for pleasure
00:48:15and others like to sit and suck for a thumb
00:48:19there are fools who exercise for leisure
00:48:23while being mean is my kind of fun
00:48:27I build them up
00:48:29I break them down
00:48:31I make them slave while I'm out on the town
00:48:35and when they see me coming I yell
00:48:39work hard you bum
00:48:40because being mean is my kind of fun
00:48:43being mean is my royal duty
00:48:47a queen's meanness is never quite done
00:48:51the knack for being mean seems to suit me
00:48:56and as I've said
00:48:57being mean is kind of fun
00:49:00she'll work you hard without the pain
00:49:03I mean working twice as hard on your birthday
00:49:07the only holiday you get is Halloween
00:49:12cause she loves being queen of mean
00:49:15who needs the bullet?
00:49:18who needs the bees?
00:49:19who gives a hoot about the flowers of the tree?
00:49:24I've penciled in my schedule to get rid of the sun
00:49:28cause this meanness thing is really fun
00:49:31I've got an itch
00:49:33I need scratch
00:49:35it's a rotten plot
00:49:37I need to hatch
00:49:39I need a candy from a baby
00:49:42then I'll starve a cat
00:49:44don't even care what you think of that
00:49:47being mean is my royal duty
00:49:51a queen's meanness is never quite done
00:49:55the knack for being mean seems to suit me
00:50:00and as I've said
00:50:01being mean is kind of fun
00:50:04she'll make her plan
00:50:06she'll see it through
00:50:08I'll give the place up to a wrecking crew
00:50:11she won't even spare the last stinking crump
00:50:16cause being mean
00:50:19is my kind of fun
00:50:22who is this Scheherazade?
00:50:35they call her
00:50:36the queen of mean
00:50:38pardon me Aladdin
00:50:39but I believe you're mistaken
00:50:41look who's talking
00:50:43so far you've been wrong about King Henry
00:50:45and Blackbeard
00:50:46but I'm right about Scheherazade
00:50:48she was the kindest
00:50:50noblest
00:50:50most generous queen
00:50:52in history
00:50:53haha
00:50:54now who's telling fairy tales, huh?
00:50:56cross-reference me
00:50:57if you doubt it
00:50:58he's right
00:51:00he's right, Aladdin
00:51:01you should read what it says about her
00:51:04I don't want to
00:51:05the truth is
00:51:07he can't
00:51:08hey, put a bookmark in it, Wordsworth
00:51:10is that true, Aladdin?
00:51:14the reason you have so much to read
00:51:16is because
00:51:16I never learned how
00:51:18I was too busy having adventures
00:51:21to go to school
00:51:21but going to school
00:51:23is an adventure
00:51:24it is?
00:51:26I wish I could go to school with you
00:51:28but wishing doesn't do me much good
00:51:31without the magic lamp
00:51:32speaking of which
00:51:34you might want to skim page 310
00:51:36oh, not so fast
00:51:39not so fast
00:51:40that tickles
00:51:41sorry
00:51:42so, huh?
00:51:44who has it this time?
00:51:48Cleopatra
00:51:48wow
00:51:50whoa
00:51:52she's beautiful
00:51:55sure
00:51:56if you like goddesses
00:51:58magic sand
00:52:01to Egypt for a while
00:52:02take us to
00:52:04the Queen of the Nile
00:52:06as I see it
00:52:26we have two ways down
00:52:27I'm afraid of heights
00:52:29pick one
00:52:31quick
00:52:32there are the stairs
00:52:33but that'll take forever
00:52:34is the other way faster?
00:52:37much
00:52:37remember
00:52:42when I said
00:52:43I was afraid of heights
00:52:44well
00:52:45I'm afraid of falling
00:52:46even more
00:52:48Prince Raji
00:52:59you have been charged
00:53:00with breaking
00:53:00your promise of marriage
00:53:02to my beloved Cleopatra
00:53:03how do you plead?
00:53:05innocent
00:53:06by reason of insanity
00:53:08insanity?
00:53:10anybody who gets engaged
00:53:11to your daughter
00:53:12has to be crazy
00:53:13I sentence you
00:53:17to a lifetime
00:53:18inside the Sphinx
00:53:19oh
00:53:20no
00:53:21no
00:53:21please
00:53:22no
00:53:22anything but that
00:53:24oh no
00:53:24no
00:53:24I beg of you
00:53:25please
00:53:26be fair
00:53:26no
00:53:27no
00:53:27I believe I was
00:53:33more than fair
00:53:34with Prince Raji
00:53:35if I wasn't
00:53:36may the gods
00:53:37drop the sky
00:53:39on my head
00:53:40something broke our fall
00:53:49yeah
00:53:50the pharaoh's head
00:53:52now Cleopatra is queen
00:53:54what should we do
00:53:56with these vagabonds
00:53:57let's drown them
00:53:59in the Nile
00:53:59oh we always do that
00:54:02how about
00:54:03we bury them
00:54:04in the desert
00:54:05nah
00:54:07too much digging
00:54:08I know
00:54:09I know
00:54:09we could boil them
00:54:11in oil
00:54:11why don't you guys
00:54:13just let the queen
00:54:14decide
00:54:14huh
00:54:15what
00:54:16my father was a king
00:54:26among men
00:54:27the emperor of Egypt
00:54:29and you squashed him
00:54:31like a beetle
00:54:32what have you got to say
00:54:34for yourselves
00:54:34whoops
00:54:36I couldn't have said it
00:54:38better myself
00:54:39what Aladdin means is
00:54:41it was an accident
00:54:43well
00:54:44accident or not
00:54:46you must be punished
00:54:47sacrifice the girl
00:54:49and the book
00:54:50to the sphinx
00:54:52the girl
00:54:53and the book
00:54:54what about the boy
00:54:55this whole thing
00:54:56was his fault anyway
00:54:57the cute one
00:54:59has a choice
00:55:00he can spend the rest
00:55:01of his life
00:55:02in prison
00:55:03or
00:55:04or
00:55:05be my husband
00:55:08when's the wedding
00:55:10Aladdin
00:55:10hey
00:55:11either way
00:55:11it's the old ball and chain
00:55:12huh
00:55:12take them
00:55:14to the sphinx
00:55:15oh great sphinx
00:55:18awake
00:55:19who summons
00:55:21the lion god
00:55:23in the name of
00:55:25Cleopatra
00:55:25we offer you
00:55:27these souls
00:55:28your sacrifice
00:55:29is accepted
00:55:31where are we
00:55:42you are nowhere
00:55:45trapped in the blackness
00:55:47of eternity
00:55:48and who may I ask
00:55:50are you
00:55:51once I was a prince
00:55:54but now
00:55:55I am one of the lost souls
00:55:57soon
00:55:58you
00:55:59will be like
00:56:01the rest of us
00:56:02we'll never be like you
00:56:04Aladdin will rescue us
00:56:06provided he's not
00:56:07on his honeymoon
00:56:07with Cleopatra
00:56:08what does he see in her
00:56:10you're kidding
00:56:11right
00:56:11I'll be out
00:56:16in two shakes
00:56:17of a camel's tail
00:56:19I can't wait
00:56:20to meet you
00:56:20you're the most beautiful girl
00:56:24I have ever seen
00:56:25oh really
00:56:27there's just one thing
00:56:29I don't understand
00:56:30why would you
00:56:31have to force someone
00:56:33to marry you
00:56:34do you really think
00:56:38I'm beautiful
00:56:39you're
00:56:40you're Cleopatra
00:56:43yes
00:56:44but you
00:56:45can call me
00:56:46Cleo
00:56:47when I get my hands
00:56:50on Wordsworth
00:56:50I'm gonna dog ear
00:56:52his pages
00:56:52and what should
00:56:54I call you
00:56:55how about
00:56:57calling me a cab
00:56:58there's got to be
00:57:00a way out of here
00:57:01no one
00:57:02but it was the king
00:57:04has ever
00:57:05escaped
00:57:05the sphinx
00:57:06how did he manage that
00:57:08he served a riddle
00:57:10what riddle
00:57:11what creature walks
00:57:22on four legs
00:57:23in the morning
00:57:23two legs at noon
00:57:25and three legs
00:57:27in the evening
00:57:28Wordsworth
00:57:30I beg your pardon
00:57:31I am not a joke book
00:57:33what is your answer
00:57:35pitiful creature
00:57:36I'm not pitiful
00:57:38and human beings
00:57:40aren't creatures
00:57:40or are we
00:57:42Wordsworth
00:57:43that's it
00:57:44that's the answer
00:57:45what is
00:57:46human beings
00:57:48I did it Wordsworth
00:57:58I answered the riddle
00:57:59but the answer
00:58:00is illogical
00:58:01how does a human being
00:58:02walk on four legs
00:58:03in the morning
00:58:04two legs at noon
00:58:04and three legs
00:58:05in the evening
00:58:06when we're babies
00:58:08we crawl on our hands
00:58:09and knees
00:58:09when we grow up
00:58:11we walk on two feet
00:58:12and when we grow old
00:58:14we limp
00:58:14with a cane
00:58:15well personally
00:58:17I prefer
00:58:18a good knock knock joke
00:58:19to riddles
00:58:20ok
00:58:22I've got one for you
00:58:23knock knock
00:58:24who's in there
00:58:26the pharaoh
00:58:27the pharaoh
00:58:29the pharaoh who
00:58:30it's Cleopatra's father
00:58:32but now
00:58:33he's probably
00:58:34her mummy
00:58:35enough funny
00:58:36Wordsworth
00:58:36let's get out of here
00:58:38we've got to find
00:58:39the magic lamp
00:58:40actually
00:58:41Egyptian monarchs
00:58:42were often buried
00:58:43with all their
00:58:44worldly possessions
00:58:46you mean
00:58:47the lamp
00:58:48could be
00:58:49inside
00:58:51we'll get married
00:58:54tomorrow
00:58:55right after
00:58:57the very daddy
00:58:58tomorrow
00:59:00isn't that
00:59:02a little soon
00:59:02I mean
00:59:03we hardly even
00:59:04know each other
00:59:05right
00:59:05would you like
00:59:07a date
00:59:08no thanks
00:59:10I'm not hungry
00:59:11I mean
00:59:12with me
00:59:13sorry pharaoh
00:59:25we need this
00:59:26more than you do
00:59:27no problem
00:59:28magic lamp
00:59:29I wish we were
00:59:31with Aladdin
00:59:31I'm sorry
00:59:36Cleo
00:59:37but I can't
00:59:38marry you
00:59:38I just can't
00:59:39or even date you
00:59:40I just can't do it
00:59:41are you playing
00:59:42hard to get
00:59:43precious cargo
00:59:44no
00:59:46the truth is
00:59:47I have a princess
00:59:48but why have a princess
00:59:50when you can have
00:59:52a queen
00:59:53oh
00:59:54oh
00:59:55oh
00:59:56oh
00:59:56oh
00:59:57oh
00:59:58oh
00:59:59oh
01:00:00oh
01:00:01oh
01:00:02oh
01:00:03oh
01:00:04oh
01:00:05oh
01:00:06oh
01:00:07oh
01:00:08oh
01:00:09oh
01:00:10oh
01:00:11oh
01:00:12oh
01:00:12oh
01:00:13oh
01:00:13oh
01:00:14oh
01:00:14oh
01:00:15oh
01:00:16oh
01:00:17oh
01:00:17oh
01:00:18oh
01:00:18oh
01:00:19oh
01:00:20oh
01:00:21oh
01:00:22oh
01:00:22oh
01:00:23oh
01:00:23oh
01:00:24oh
01:00:24oh
01:00:25oh
01:00:25oh
01:00:25oh
01:00:26oh
01:00:26oh
01:00:27oh
01:00:27oh I could kiss you
01:00:30what about me
01:00:31who are you
01:00:33would you believe Cleopatra
01:00:35Cleopatra is more like it
01:00:37Wordsworth
01:00:38he's right
01:00:39he's right
01:00:40I'm fat and ugly
01:00:42no wonder nobody wants to marry me
01:00:46come on now's our chance
01:00:52we can't leave her like this
01:00:54oh
01:00:54what else can we do
01:00:56we could let her make a wish
01:00:58I advise against this
01:01:00I gotta tell you for once I agree with Wordsworth
01:01:03let's go buy the book
01:01:04oh
01:01:04finally the credit I deserve
01:01:06but what about history
01:01:08if we leave now the books will be wrong
01:01:11oh I hadn't thought of that
01:01:12besides
01:01:13I know how she feels
01:01:15you do
01:01:17back home
01:01:20the boys call me four eyes
01:01:22oh
01:01:23they call me thunder thighs
01:01:27it's not important what other people think
01:01:30what's important is what you think
01:01:32I think they're right
01:01:35they're not right
01:01:36don't ask me how I know
01:01:38but inside
01:01:39you're the most beautiful and desirable girl in the world
01:01:42I wish I were
01:01:46something's different
01:01:54something's strange
01:01:57I feel as if I've undergone a change
01:02:04a voluptuous change
01:02:08I see a fetching femme fatale
01:02:14all Egyptian men revere her
01:02:17she is fairest of the fair
01:02:19I'm looking at her in the mirror
01:02:21I must admit that I'm a knockout
01:02:25since I'm what I'm specific
01:02:27my figure causes palpitations
01:02:30and my friend mark answer me
01:02:32I am right perfection
01:02:35for every man's selection
01:02:37I am Aphrodite
01:02:40to the high and mighty
01:02:42I attract the old geezer
01:02:46Julius Caesar
01:02:48now that I'm what I'm supposed to be
01:02:52I need some wrinkle cream
01:02:55and a hair dye
01:02:56scented soap
01:02:56hair spray
01:02:57and lip gloss
01:02:58eyebrow pencil
01:02:59eyelash
01:03:00curler
01:03:00bubble bath
01:03:01and dental gloss
01:03:02I will indulge in vanity
01:03:05now that I'm what I'm supposed to be
01:03:09well what do you think
01:03:14you're beautiful
01:03:17I'm speechless
01:03:19there's a first
01:03:20I don't know how to thank you
01:03:23you could always marry me
01:03:25why would she marry you
01:03:27when she could curl up
01:03:28with a good book
01:03:29right
01:03:30your loveliness
01:03:31sorry boys
01:03:33but now it's my turn
01:03:34to break a few hearts
01:03:36starting
01:03:37with the two of yours
01:03:39what
01:03:41before I forget
01:03:44this is for you
01:03:46with my deepest thanks
01:03:49you're giving it back
01:03:50my wishes have all come true
01:03:54now if you'll excuse me
01:03:56I have to go inspire poets
01:03:59and cause war between nations
01:04:02Aladdin and the girl
01:04:04have recovered the magic lamp
01:04:06you have such a grasp
01:04:08of the obvious
01:04:09it's scary
01:04:10aren't you going after them
01:04:12why should I
01:04:14because
01:04:14if you don't
01:04:16they'll come after us
01:04:17I mean you
01:04:18and when they do
01:04:20I'll have a surprise
01:04:22waiting for them
01:04:24what kind of surprise
01:04:26a big one
01:04:29I guess it's time to go home
01:04:31for both of us
01:04:32there still are so many places
01:04:35I'd like to visit
01:04:35and people I'd like to meet
01:04:37so why don't we
01:04:40why don't we what
01:04:41why don't we go everywhere
01:04:43meet everyone
01:04:45can we
01:04:46sure
01:04:47it's up to you
01:04:48I wish I had more time
01:04:51I wish I had more time
01:04:55to go to me
01:04:56I wish I had more time
01:04:56to run
01:04:57wow
01:04:58wow
01:04:58wow
01:04:58wow
01:05:00Was feeling all alone
01:05:18Look into the sky
01:05:22Nothing there but endless gray
01:05:28Time was passing by
01:05:32Suddenly a change
01:05:38Rainbow-colored sky
01:05:42Brightness knows no end
01:05:45Found my first true friend
01:05:47That's the reason why
01:05:51The years will come and go
01:05:58No matter what we do
01:06:02But time stands still
01:06:06When I'm with you
01:06:10Was feeling all alone
01:06:15Like a standard fire
01:06:21Just existing
01:06:23Day by day
01:06:25Time was passing by
01:06:29Suddenly a change
01:06:35Suddenly a change
01:06:37Rainbow-colored sky
01:06:39Rainbow sky
01:06:41Brightness knows no end
01:06:43Found my first true friend
01:06:45That's the reason why
01:06:48That's the reason why
01:06:50The years will come and go
01:06:54No matter what we do
01:06:58No matter what we do
01:07:00But time stands still
01:07:02When I'm with you
01:07:06Time stands still
01:07:10When I'm with you
01:07:16I'm with you
01:07:20I'm with you
01:07:30I've never seen such a horrible place
01:07:52I wonder where we are
01:07:55Welcome home
01:07:56Welcome home
01:07:57Aladdin
01:07:58Home?
01:07:59That's just the first surprise
01:08:02Here's your second
01:08:04What is that?
01:08:09A blast from the past
01:08:12It's a dinosaur
01:08:15A Tyrannosaurus Rex
01:08:17To be exact
01:08:18Aladdin, do something
01:08:23I wish
01:08:24Oh no
01:08:26I wish it wasn't such a klutz
01:08:28What?
01:08:29The lion fell into the center of the earth
01:08:35Easy come, easy go
01:08:41Easy for you
01:08:43You can slither
01:08:45You want me to go down there?
01:08:48After it!
01:08:51Follow me
01:08:56Is everybody okay?
01:09:07I'm getting too old for this
01:09:10I'm not the first addition I used to be
01:09:13Maybe there's some place in history we can hide
01:09:16Oh no
01:09:18It's too late
01:09:20We're out of time
01:09:21You mean that we're trapped here forever?
01:09:24There's still a little sand left
01:09:28No
01:09:29A few grains won't take us back very far
01:09:32They'll take us back far enough
01:09:34Come on, Wordsworth
01:09:35Where?
01:09:36Magic sand, it's time to go
01:09:38Five minutes back and fifty leagues below
01:09:41Where are we?
01:09:47The center of the earth
01:09:49And what are we doing here?
01:09:52Just wait
01:09:53Aladdin, do something
01:09:55I wish
01:09:56Oh no
01:09:58I wish it wasn't such a klutz
01:10:00The lamp fell into the center of the earth
01:10:06Here it comes
01:10:07The lamp
01:10:08Got it
01:10:09Easy come, easy go
01:10:12Easy go
01:10:13Easy for you
01:10:15You can sliver
01:10:17You want me to go down there?
01:10:20After it
01:10:21After it
01:10:22We've got to save Aladdin from that Tyrannosaurus
01:10:36Follow me
01:10:37I'll check that if you don't mind
01:10:59Let go there you snake
01:11:01Ooh
01:11:02Sticks and stones may break my bones
01:11:05But words will never hurt me
01:11:08Want to bet?
01:11:10There's still a little sand left
01:11:18No
01:11:19A few grains won't take us back very far
01:11:22They'll take us back far enough
01:11:24I wish we were with Aladdin
01:11:26Magic sand
01:11:27It's time to go
01:11:28Five minutes back and fifty leagues below
01:11:31Long time no see
01:11:33W-what the?
01:11:34I thought you might need this
01:11:44Hey, any ideas on how to kill a dinosaur, Wordsworth?
01:11:47Um, an ice age would do the trick
01:11:50I wish for a glacier
01:11:53What are you looking for, Schnookums?
01:12:03On your knees, fool!
01:12:05Help me find the sands of time!
01:12:08Your history, Scheherazade!
01:12:13Please, Aladdin, spare me!
01:12:17You didn't spare the kingdom
01:12:19Why should I spare you?
01:12:21Because underneath it all
01:12:24I'm really kind and noble and generous
01:12:28I wish you were
01:12:29I wish you were
01:12:30Something's different
01:12:43Something's strange
01:12:46I feel as if I've undergone a change
01:12:52A benevolent change
01:12:54A benevolent change
01:13:01I want to smell the flowers
01:13:03And hear babies say,
01:13:05Goo goo!
01:13:06Feel the sun's warm rays for hours
01:13:08And do these things with you!
01:13:10I've got a lot of work to do
01:13:13Now that I'm what I'm supposed to be
01:13:16I must restore the kingdom
01:13:18To a state of peace and harmony
01:13:20All the prisoners go free
01:13:22All the prisoners go free
01:13:23All the prisoners go free
01:13:24I declare
01:13:25Release the slaves
01:13:27Release the slaves
01:13:28I grant them
01:13:29I grant them
01:13:30I'll lure taxes
01:13:33Just like that
01:13:34Feed every hungry dog and cat
01:13:36Now that I'm what I'm supposed to be
01:13:40I want to reunite the family
01:13:45We'll have barbecues on Sunday
01:13:47Get acquainted with the princess
01:13:49And have pork luck every Monday
01:13:52I'm indulged in hospitality
01:13:55Now that I'm what I'm supposed to be
01:13:58I don't know how to say goodbye
01:14:03Me neither
01:14:05Scheherazade says
01:14:07Mom says
01:14:10You can stay as long as you want
01:14:12Wordsworth too?
01:14:15Sure
01:14:16But something tells me
01:14:18He wants to get back on his shelf
01:14:20You can read me like a book
01:14:22Not yet
01:14:23But someday
01:14:25Thanks for your help
01:14:27I'll never forget you
01:14:29If truth be told
01:14:30I won't forget you either
01:14:32Really?
01:14:33How can I?
01:14:34You made history
01:14:37Now that I've restored the enchanted hourglass
01:14:41You can go home
01:14:42Whenever you're ready
01:14:44I'm afraid
01:14:46Of facing those bullies?
01:14:48I was always too shy to stand up for myself
01:14:52I guess I believed them when they called me a bookworm
01:14:55But look at me now
01:14:57I've stood up to the most famous people in history
01:15:01And what have you learned?
01:15:04It doesn't matter whether you're a king
01:15:06A queen
01:15:07Or a pirate
01:15:09Everybody is insecure about something
01:15:11Even a bully
01:15:13Now that I know that
01:15:14I'm not afraid of them anymore
01:15:16Then why don't you want to go home?
01:15:21Because I'll never see you again
01:15:23Sure you will
01:15:25Sure you will
01:15:26All you have to do
01:15:27Is open a book
01:15:32So as a book
01:15:36You're always there for me
01:15:40But as my only real life friend
01:15:45I'll miss you terribly
01:15:49I'm ready now
01:16:04Magic sand in the dome
01:16:07Take her to the place called home
01:16:11Paige
01:16:16Paige
01:16:17Time to get up
01:16:27Gramps
01:16:28I had the most wonderful dream last night
01:16:30What happened to the clock?
01:16:32It got struck by lightning
01:16:34At least I think it was a dream
01:16:38You better hurry
01:16:39Or you'll be late for school
01:16:41Hey come here watch this
01:16:43Hey four eyes
01:16:45Read any good books lately?
01:16:47Lose something bookworm?
01:17:03Leave him alone middle mouth
01:17:05What'd you call me?
01:17:10She called you middle mouth
01:17:12What are you laughing at freckle face?
01:17:14Freckle face
01:17:16Shut up!
01:17:18It's not my fault that I have freckles
01:17:20It's not my fault that I have braces
01:17:23It's nobody's fault
01:17:25So if you guys don't want to be teased
01:17:27You shouldn't tease anyone else
01:17:28Including people with glasses
01:17:30Is that a deal?
01:17:33Yeah it's a deal
01:17:35Yeah
01:17:41How long have you worn glasses?
01:17:42I just got them
01:17:44Aladdin?
01:17:45Aladdin?
01:17:46Yeah
01:17:47It's my favorite
01:17:48Mine too
01:17:50My name's Alan
01:17:51I'm Paige
01:17:53Paige?
01:17:54Wow!
01:17:55What a cool name!
01:17:56It makes you sound like a book
01:17:58Do you like to read?
01:17:59I love to
01:18:01Most fairy tales end with six magic words
01:18:05Stop!
01:18:06Stop!
01:18:07I hate it when stories end like this
01:18:10And they lived
01:18:12Don't do this to me
01:18:14Happily?
01:18:15There's the word
01:18:16Ever
01:18:17I'm not listening
01:18:19After
01:18:21Oh you just had to say it, didn't you?
01:18:24Sorry, it's the only way I know
01:18:26To end a fairy tale
01:18:28To end a fairy tale
01:18:29Thank you
01:18:30For the best
01:18:31of my life
01:18:35You can find a rainbow
01:18:37You're telling your heart
01:18:38You don't need a murder
01:18:39Oh you just died
01:18:40That ritual
01:18:41You know
01:18:42You'll need a murder
01:18:43You're telling me
01:18:44You're telling me
01:18:45You don't need a murder
01:18:46That you need a murder
01:18:47No, you need a murder
01:18:48But the hell
01:18:49You wish to call me
01:18:50You'll need a murder
01:18:51Looking to the side
01:18:57Nothing there but endless gray
01:19:02Time was passing by
01:19:07Suddenly I changed
01:19:13All the rainbow colors died
01:19:18Brightness knows no end
01:19:21Found my first true friend
01:19:24That's the reason why
01:19:30The years will come and go
01:19:36No matter what we do
01:19:40But time stands still
01:19:44When I'm with you
01:19:50Feeling all alone
01:19:54Like a stander by
01:20:00Just existing day by day
01:20:04Time was passing by
01:20:12Suddenly I changed
01:20:15Suddenly I changed
01:20:17Rainbow colored skies
01:20:21Brightness knows no end
01:20:23Found my first true friend
01:20:26And that's the reason why
01:20:32The years will come and go
01:20:44No matter what we do
01:20:52The years will come and go
01:20:58No matter what we do
01:21:02But time stands still
01:21:06When I'm with you
01:21:12Time stands still
01:21:14And that's the reason why
01:21:16To be quiet
01:21:17I have not seen
01:21:18No matter what we do
01:21:19The years will come and go
01:21:20To be quiet
01:21:21Time stays
01:21:22To be quiet
01:21:23And as soon as I go
01:21:24To be quiet
01:21:25To be quiet
01:21:26The next day
01:21:27To be quiet
01:21:28Let me open
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