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After a massive solar flare destroys the Earth's eastern hemisphere, an emboldened treasure hunter for hire adventures to Europe to uncover the coveted Mona Lisa, only to learn the world needs a hero more than it needs a painting.
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00:00Too easy.
00:12Oh, mate.
00:14Wait a minute. You guys aren't real cops, are you?
00:16Oh, damn.
00:37When the solar flare hit, we lost our humanity.
00:42You saw what people did. The world burned.
00:47The monsters they became.
00:50If we're to rebuild, we have to hold on to every masterpiece of human achievement.
00:56Jay, you have a gift for acquiring treasures.
00:59And what would I be hunting down this time?
01:01Mona.
01:03The Mona Lisa?
01:05In all her motherfucking glory.
01:13Guessing you're my contact?
01:14We're headed to the worst place on the planet.
01:16There's nothing there but disease and warlords.
01:21Yeah, it was definitely a bad idea.
01:27The world is a gladiatorial arena.
01:29I worried the opponent was hard to find.
01:34I could have taken that guy.
01:35You're welcome.
01:36We just flew into a war zone.
01:38Jumped out of a plane for the first time.
01:41Got attacked by a tank.
01:42And all this work painting.
01:43I don't get it.
01:44What's going on that everybody's willing to die for?
01:45I want our world back, Jake.
01:46From these ages of chaos.
01:47We got work to do.
01:48I love this song.
01:49Hey!
01:50They're all over us.
01:51How many tanks does this guy have?
01:52How many tanks does this guy have?
01:53How many tanks does this guy have?
01:54How many tanks does this guy have?
01:55How many tanks does this guy have?
02:01Hey!
02:07They're all over us.
02:14How many tanks does this guy have?
02:27Oh, shit.
02:28Motherfuckin' go get that motherfuckin' Mona Lisa and all this motherfuckin' glory.
02:34Fuck you!
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