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00:00:00What do you do for work?
00:00:02I'm Will O'Connell, head of the O'Connell Crime Family.
00:00:05I am not going out with a gangster.
00:00:10Hey, kid, look out!
00:00:17What happened?
00:00:20What the fuck?
00:00:23Oh, shit. I'm in the body of a teenager.
00:00:26Ew! Don't touch me, fat ass.
00:00:29Grab it.
00:00:32It's time to take back what's mine.
00:00:37I want to see my dad flee you alive.
00:00:40Motherfucker!
00:00:44My son will die!
00:00:46What the fuck are you doing? I didn't say you could lower your guts!
00:00:49It'll just fall in order, sweetheart. We'll be done shortly.
00:00:59So, this is our second date, and I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:01:09Where did you go to college?
00:01:12I didn't.
00:01:13I dropped out of high school.
00:01:17Oh.
00:01:19Um, and then what do you do for work?
00:01:23Um, here.
00:01:26Let me get your coffee.
00:01:27Watch where you're going, greaseball!
00:01:38Sorry, friend.
00:01:39Yeah, I'm not your friend.
00:01:41Why don't you fuck off to the dog track or wherever slime-like you hangs out?
00:01:44Why don't we all come down?
00:01:50This isn't a strip club.
00:01:53You can't smoke.
00:01:54It was unless...
00:01:56It was an accident.
00:01:58Who said you could speak, bitch?
00:02:00Excuse me?
00:02:02You are...
00:02:03You want a piece? Bring it!
00:02:11I'll kick your scummy ass!
00:02:24You're...
00:02:24You're gonna be sorry!
00:02:25I have powerful friends in this town!
00:02:32Not as powerful as I am.
00:02:47You see, I'm Will O'Connell, head of the O'Connell crime family.
00:02:52Long live the O'Connell family.
00:02:56What is this?
00:02:59Clear out the trash.
00:03:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:03:04Please don't kill me, no!
00:03:06No!
00:03:07No!
00:03:10My apologies.
00:03:12Now, where were we?
00:03:14Hell no.
00:03:16Jane.
00:03:16Jane?
00:03:17No.
00:03:18Jane, wait!
00:03:19I am not going out with the game.
00:03:21Jane, what?
00:03:22Come on!
00:03:23Stop telling me.
00:03:24Come on, beautiful.
00:03:25I'll see you later, Jane.
00:03:29Sorry, boys.
00:03:30That's a kick in the Twins.
00:03:33But I lost at a second she found out I'm a high school dropout.
00:03:38No one respects a high school dropout.
00:03:41No.
00:03:41You should have shown her your bank account.
00:03:44I'm sure she would have respected billionaires.
00:03:46I'm serious.
00:03:50Thing was, I was good in high school.
00:03:52I crushed calculus.
00:03:55Maybe you should think about going back.
00:03:58Could, uh, be like that kid over there.
00:04:01Yeah, maybe not that kid, Vincenzo.
00:04:09But, honestly, it would be good.
00:04:12I wish I would have another shot at high school.
00:04:14God, what a great Gigi.
00:04:22If I could just...
00:04:23I could.
00:04:24Have you a scalper.
00:04:25Look out!
00:04:26Branch impacted.
00:04:27Go.
00:04:27Go.
00:04:33Go.
00:04:51Go.
00:04:51What happened?
00:05:03I wish I had another shot at Heizen.
00:05:08Oh shit.
00:05:10Am I in a hospital?
00:05:12But what's wrong with my eyes?
00:05:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:16Get him out of here right now.
00:05:18I recognize that voice.
00:05:19That's Sully.
00:05:20One of my low-level guys.
00:05:22Get up.
00:05:23I'm taking you home.
00:05:23The clothes are in the bag.
00:05:25Why would he take me home?
00:05:27He's not my driver.
00:05:28Put on your glasses.
00:05:30Let's go.
00:05:31Glasses?
00:05:32That means now.
00:05:34I'm talking to you.
00:05:36Hey, shit for brains.
00:05:38Move now.
00:05:40What the hell did you just call me?
00:05:42What the fuck?
00:05:43What the fuck?
00:06:01What the fuck?
00:06:03Whoa!
00:06:04Language!
00:06:06Do you have any idea the mess you've been causing?
00:06:09Huh?
00:06:10Oh shit.
00:06:12Somehow, I'm in the body of a teenager.
00:06:15Sully.
00:06:17It's me.
00:06:18It's me.
00:06:19What have I told you about calling me Sully?
00:06:22I am your father and you will show me the respect I deserve.
00:06:27Oh shit.
00:06:28I'm in the body of Sully's son.
00:06:31Okay.
00:06:33You have to listen to me.
00:06:34Listen.
00:06:36I'm not...
00:06:36Ah!
00:06:38Sully!
00:06:39Is this really how Sully treats his own child?
00:06:41Poor kid.
00:06:42What the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of the traffic, huh?
00:06:47Do you know how much trouble I'm in because of you?
00:06:50You're about to find out.
00:06:52That's a very bad decision.
00:06:54You want to pop like a little girl?
00:06:55You're about to cry like one too.
00:06:58You never learn how to act like a Sullivan.
00:07:01I couldn't imagine a bigger demotion.
00:07:04Why are you little...
00:07:04Hey, hey, hey!
00:07:04What the hell is going on in here?
00:07:06Thank God.
00:07:07I'm just in time to watch me teach my son to fucking look.
00:07:11Hey!
00:07:11What the fuck's the matter with you?
00:07:13He's a kid!
00:07:15Vinny, look at me.
00:07:16Look.
00:07:17I don't know.
00:07:18This is fucking crazy.
00:07:19Okay.
00:07:21It's me.
00:07:22It's Will.
00:07:24Look, I don't know how this fucking happened.
00:07:25You think you're funny?
00:07:26It's me.
00:07:26It's Will.
00:07:27Yeah, you think you're funny, you little piece of shit?
00:07:29You think so?
00:07:29Yeah.
00:07:30Because I saw Will die.
00:07:34I saw Will die!
00:07:37I saw Will die!
00:07:40My body's dead, so I'm stuck at this one.
00:07:43Vinny!
00:07:44Vinny!
00:07:45Stop!
00:07:46Ah!
00:07:48I'm about two seconds away from fucking ending you.
00:07:52Vinny!
00:07:54You gotta...
00:07:55You gotta listen to me.
00:07:56It's me.
00:07:57It's Will.
00:07:58Say it one more time.
00:07:59Vinny!
00:07:59One more fucking time!
00:08:01I can't breathe.
00:08:01Sribble Khan was a great man.
00:08:03And a great man died running into traffic to save your fucking ass.
00:08:07Disrespectful fuck!
00:08:09Buried in his phone.
00:08:11What do you gotta say for yourself?
00:08:13Huh?
00:08:13That's a kick in the twins.
00:08:18That's a kick in the twins.
00:08:26Oh, did you see?
00:08:30That's a kick in the twins.
00:08:33Ain't it, Vincenzo?
00:08:35Only Will called me Vincenzo.
00:08:36Here, take your bag, idiot.
00:08:38We're going now.
00:08:39And he took the way...
00:08:40No, you don't!
00:08:41Vinny!
00:08:52Dick.
00:08:55Oh, shit.
00:09:04About to go to school.
00:09:06I'm the powerful leader of a crime family.
00:09:16I can get through high school, even trapped in this kid's body.
00:09:21Ew!
00:09:22Don't touch me, fat ass.
00:09:24I'm sorry, I'm just trying to walk you...
00:09:26Are you trying to feel me up?
00:09:27No, I'm just trying to walk...
00:09:29Oh, my God.
00:09:30Is that how you get off?
00:09:32No, I...
00:09:33John Farris, school.
00:09:35Look, sorry.
00:09:35Are you staring at my tits?
00:09:38No.
00:09:39Ew!
00:09:40He's staring at my tits!
00:09:42Oh, is there a problem here?
00:09:45Sorry, I was just...
00:09:46This fat fucking freak bothering you, babe?
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:50He basically molested me, and now he won't stop staring at my tits.
00:09:54Is that true?
00:09:56You've been sleeping, my girl?
00:09:57Oh, Jesus.
00:09:58Oh, he's so gross!
00:10:00I mean, uh...
00:10:01Hell, I get it.
00:10:02She's got some great tits.
00:10:03Yeah.
00:10:04Uh...
00:10:05But, but, but...
00:10:06We're not as big as yours.
00:10:09You know what?
00:10:10Uh, let's see how you like it when everyone stares...
00:10:13...at your man tits.
00:10:15You know what?
00:10:19Let's take off his shirt.
00:10:23Let's take off his shirt.
00:10:25Don't you fucking touch me.
00:10:29Grab it.
00:10:31Oh, yeah, I got me.
00:10:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:34Yeah, yeah, keep it pinned right there, right?
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37Oh, fuck.
00:10:39Wait, it's you, baby.
00:10:41I gotta be so excited.
00:10:43Oh, yeah.
00:10:46Look at those things.
00:10:51If I ever catch you perfect on my girl again,
00:10:54I will fucking kill you.
00:10:57Fuck.
00:11:03Oh, fuck.
00:11:07Hey.
00:11:20Fuck you, bitch.
00:11:24What, what'd you just say to me?
00:11:28I said...
00:11:30Fuck you, bitch.
00:11:32You're back.
00:11:59Come on, come on.
00:12:01Fuck you.
00:12:03Oh my god.
00:12:10Dang!
00:12:12Come on, come on, sir, you got...
00:12:14Come on, come on, sir, you got...
00:12:19Come on, come on, sir, you got...
00:12:22Dude, you're gonna kill me.
00:12:30oh shit oh i just kicked this shit out that freaking freak
00:12:41touch my girl
00:12:52hey
00:13:00you still have more to do us kaden stop you're gonna die i don't fucking care
00:13:09come here go see
00:13:12come on
00:13:24look at me
00:13:30what the hell is going on dame huh
00:13:49kaden
00:13:54jesus christ
00:13:55i'd like to go just one fucking day without my dumb ass son getting himself in the hospital huh
00:14:07i'm not your son solid yeah i wish believe me
00:14:12wouldn't have to pay all your fucking medical bills what the hell were you thinking getting into a
00:14:17fucking fight you're a weak fat ass ah i am sick and tired of people thinking that they can
00:14:24talk to me the way you fucking do oh don't lay one more finger on him
00:14:29i'll do with spexter this is my son he's no more of your concern
00:14:43don't come home
00:14:55don't come home i don't want you
00:14:58that thing you said that's a kick in the 12th
00:15:10there's only one guy who would say such a dumb phrase
00:15:17if you really will prove it the first time that we met was in a holding cell i asked you why
00:15:29you're in there and you looked me dead in the eye and you said elder abuse
00:15:34a banger ma your middle name is marion got a thing where you say your favorite drink
00:15:41is a johnny red but the reality it's a mango flavor white claw you're a fucking pussy you gotta
00:15:51stash some getaway money underneath your aunt's above ground pool which is just fucking stupid
00:15:57and you lost your virginity with uh stevie rizzo's sister in a handicapped bathroom at the jersey
00:16:03city multiplex should i keep going you fucking hoe
00:16:13jesus christ it's you boss it's me oh good to see you
00:16:20it's good to see you still got a broken rib yeah no no no i heard i heard you know who the other kid
00:16:25voice dame flanagan hatch flanagan's son hash flanagan is an hour and force of the guy that i
00:16:32almost didn't hire because he was too brutal that hash yeah yeah that's the one if the kid's anything
00:16:36like his father he's a fucking sociopath listen you need anything you call me thank you it's good to
00:16:45have you back boss it's good to be back
00:16:55listen here you little bitch you got lucky in that fight but after all suspensions are over i am going
00:17:14to beat you i'm going to humiliate you and then you know maybe i'm gonna kill you
00:17:20you have no idea who you're messing with oh really because i'm bigger than you
00:17:32i am stronger than you i'm richer than you my dad is a fucking mommy voice
00:17:37you're nothing
00:17:49vini it's time to take back what's mine
00:17:57are your parents coming to pick you up not exactly
00:18:07how you doing how you doing how you been we're good to go boss thank you
00:18:17welcome back home boss
00:18:39i think it's time to get ready for high school man
00:18:47so
00:18:59you
00:19:01you
00:19:05you
00:19:07you
00:19:09you
00:19:11So what are we thinking?
00:19:33Well, I just need to see.
00:19:34So, uh, just give me whatever the kids are getting.
00:19:41So glad you're back at school.
00:19:46Yeah.
00:19:47I mean, they threatened to expel me from being up that piece of shit, but, yeah, I knew it
00:19:52would never happen.
00:19:53I mean, they know that my dad is a mobster and that he'd kill them if they did.
00:20:00They're not going to risk their lives as some goth freak.
00:20:04Where is that weak bitch anyway?
00:20:06I haven't seen him in a while.
00:20:07I probably transferred out, you know, after I scared the shit out of them.
00:20:12Good.
00:20:13That ugly little toe gave me the crates.
00:20:15All right, don't worry, babe.
00:20:16I'll never see that little pussy ever again.
00:20:19Whoa.
00:20:35Who's that?
00:20:41Oh, my God.
00:20:42I'm in love.
00:20:43What the hell are you?
00:20:51Don't recognize me.
00:20:53Bitch.
00:20:56Ian?
00:21:00Things have changed.
00:21:03Clearly.
00:21:05Now, if any of you even look at me the wrong way or get in my way, I'll take everything you
00:21:09have.
00:21:10Cool?
00:21:11I have to go.
00:21:14I have class.
00:21:15Yeah, whatever.
00:21:19You're a dead man walking.
00:21:21Kaden, you look different.
00:21:23Paige, what the fuck?
00:21:27Yeah, I, um, I got a haircut.
00:21:30That must be it.
00:21:33Come on, bitches.
00:21:34Holy...
00:21:35You should come hang out with us tonight.
00:21:37We're going to Club Razor.
00:21:38Zane's got an in, so you don't even need a fake ID.
00:21:40I mean, you think for one second that I'm going to let this piece of shit sneak up.
00:21:48Oh, don't worry, Dane.
00:21:49That's kind of you, but I don't need it already having him.
00:21:52Please.
00:21:54And even if you somehow snuck in, you'll never get a table.
00:21:58Once you want to stand with all the commoners on the dance floor.
00:22:03I'm a VIP there.
00:22:05I will get us a VIP table.
00:22:06Oh, VIP.
00:22:07That's great.
00:22:08So then you must know about the, uh, the darkroom.
00:22:11What the fuck?
00:22:12I've never heard of any darkroom.
00:22:17Yeah, of course.
00:22:19I'm going there all the time.
00:22:19No way.
00:22:25I heard about the darkroom on TikTok.
00:22:27That's where Sabrina Carpenter hangs out when she's in town.
00:22:30It's true.
00:22:31Wow, Dane.
00:22:32So you can get us all in there.
00:22:33I can get us in there.
00:22:36You're not invited there.
00:22:38Let's make it back.
00:22:40If you can get us all in there, which I totally believe you,
00:22:43I'll drop out of school.
00:22:46But if you can't, and I can,
00:22:55then you have to crawl across the whole quad in your underwear.
00:23:01And kiss my feet.
00:23:04Just for fun.
00:23:08And screw you.
00:23:09You.
00:23:18Thanks.
00:23:22Hey, how do you even think you're going to get in, huh?
00:23:25Give the bouncer a handjob?
00:23:30That's funny.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32I'll just remind him who owns the place.
00:23:35And ladies?
00:23:37We're something nice.
00:23:38What the fuck was that, you studs?
00:23:46And no fucking way am I going to lose this bet.
00:23:51Holy shit, Dane.
00:24:07I can't believe you got us into this place.
00:24:09Dude, we are probably the only high schoolers that have ever set foot in here.
00:24:12Dude, be cool.
00:24:14And why do you two look like your cat just died?
00:24:17You're literally in the coolest club in the city.
00:24:21We're just PMSing because Caden didn't even show up.
00:24:23We should have waited for him longer.
00:24:25Oh my god.
00:24:26Why do you care about that freak?
00:24:28So, he went on a Zen pick or something, but he's still gross.
00:24:33Hey, man.
00:24:34Let's just get a drink.
00:24:35Nah, nah.
00:24:36I got us a table, and I'll tell him who I am, and they'll upgrade us to the dark room.
00:24:42Excuse me, sir.
00:24:43Get the fuck off me.
00:24:47You see my last name?
00:24:50Flanagan.
00:24:51Mm-hmm.
00:24:52You have any idea who my father is?
00:24:54Hatch Flanagan.
00:24:55As in the very dangerous and high-ranking member of the criminal organization that owns this club.
00:25:03I'm aware, sir.
00:25:05Your party has been upgraded to the dark room.
00:25:09Oh, shit.
00:25:11Damn!
00:25:11Follow me, please, sir.
00:25:13Didn't even need to tell him.
00:25:18Sorry, girls.
00:25:19Looks like your little crush is going to transfer schools.
00:25:25What the fuck?
00:25:30Welcome to the dark room.
00:25:36Please, have a drink.
00:25:38Make yourself comfortable.
00:25:39I'm glad you're here.
00:25:42Except for you, Dane.
00:25:44Would hate for you to have a hangover before you have to cross the quad tonight.
00:25:55Please, please, have a seat.
00:26:02Cut the shit, asshole.
00:26:05It was my dad's name got us in here.
00:26:08Now, how about you stop drinking our alcohol and you get the fuck out of here?
00:26:12It was your dad who got you in here.
00:26:21I mean, it sure as hell wasn't yours.
00:26:23Now, see, you guys might not know this, but Caden's dad is also in the O'Connell gang.
00:26:28He mops the floors.
00:26:30Oh, my God.
00:26:31No wonder you smell like trash all the time.
00:26:34They have no idea that I'm really the boss of the O'Connell gang.
00:26:37No, I have a little idea.
00:26:40What, you want to stay here, hang out with us?
00:26:43Then how about you mop the fucking floor like your daddy?
00:26:50Bring me a mop and bucket.
00:26:52Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:26:53Do you have any idea who my father is?
00:26:56That's enough.
00:27:03You could please go get the mop and bucket.
00:27:05That would be great.
00:27:07If you'd be so kind to please get him out of the bucket, that would actually be great.
00:27:19Dude.
00:27:23The one who got us in here, she should be listening to you.
00:27:26You.
00:27:30Get him out of my seat.
00:27:32I wouldn't do that if I were you.
00:27:34Unless both of you want all the bouncers in here to break you in half.
00:27:40Just the truth.
00:27:40Fat nerd freak.
00:27:54Who's too poor to belong in a place like this?
00:27:56Yeah.
00:27:57We've beat your ass once and we'll do it again.
00:28:00Or, even better, I call my dad.
00:28:04He comes down here and we'll then, then transferring schools, that's the least of your issues.
00:28:09Oh, my God.
00:28:10Oh, my God.
00:28:11His dad will kill you.
00:28:13Like, literally.
00:28:15Dude, you're going to die.
00:28:18For reals.
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:20You know what?
00:28:21I think I will call him.
00:28:23Tell him you're disrespecting him, me, and this club.
00:28:28You're mopping buckets, sir.
00:28:29You know what?
00:28:36They can call you dad.
00:28:39Or, you'd raise the stakes.
00:28:46What do you think?
00:28:50You'd raise the stakes.
00:28:51Nah.
00:28:58Nah.
00:29:00I am sick of your shit.
00:29:03I'd rather see my dad flay you alive.
00:29:08I'm calling him.
00:29:10You can call him.
00:29:11If you're a daddy's bitch.
00:29:15Or, you can just talk to your daddy's boss.
00:29:17He's right through that door.
00:29:18Just through there.
00:29:21What are you talking about?
00:29:26You see, there's a VIP.
00:29:30And there's ultra VIP, which, welcome.
00:29:35But then there's a third VIP.
00:29:39Which is so secret that it probably shouldn't even exist.
00:29:43Because it's only for gang members and their special guests.
00:29:47I've never heard about Room.
00:29:48I've never seen it on TikTok.
00:29:49Well, sweetie, that's probably because if it was ever posted on TikTok,
00:29:53whoever did that would be at the bottom of the Hudson River.
00:29:56With two bullets in the back of their heads.
00:30:01So.
00:30:02Dane.
00:30:06What do you say?
00:30:07If you can take your preppy little ass through that door and not be stopped,
00:30:26I'll get on the ground right now.
00:30:28I'll mop up for you while you guys party.
00:30:31And at the end of the night, you can come and watch me be beat to death.
00:30:35But.
00:30:38If you can't.
00:30:39And I can.
00:30:40You drink this.
00:30:45And.
00:30:46Just for fun.
00:30:48You.
00:30:48Crawl across the quad.
00:30:50And her underwear.
00:30:54You crawl across the quad.
00:30:56And her underwear.
00:30:58I should kick your ass right now.
00:30:59Dane, calm down.
00:31:03Paige!
00:31:04Maybe you should just leave now.
00:31:05I don't want you to get hurt.
00:31:09You're going to regret that.
00:31:11Yeah.
00:31:13Why don't you come over and make me?
00:31:16Because I don't need to.
00:31:20So.
00:31:21Dane.
00:31:22Do we have a deal?
00:31:32And all I have to do is walk through that door.
00:31:35That's right.
00:31:37You go through that door.
00:31:39I'll get on my hands and knees.
00:31:40I'll wash your shoes for you.
00:31:42And you get to watch me get beat to death.
00:31:44Oh, you.
00:31:45My friend.
00:31:46Are a fucking idiot.
00:31:50Yeah.
00:31:51Deal.
00:31:52Bad move, idiot.
00:31:57Should you get the mop?
00:31:58I'm so glad I'll never have to see his face again.
00:32:02He's a fucking idiot.
00:32:13He's a fucking idiot.
00:32:19What do you think?
00:32:20Get the fuck off me.
00:32:21This is a restricted room.
00:32:23Yeah, and I'm allowed in.
00:32:24You know who my dad is?
00:32:30Daddy's not here.
00:32:31What are you putting?
00:32:43What are you putting?
00:32:43Just right now.
00:32:45I'm your fucking daddy.
00:32:47Get him on his knees.
00:32:54Open.
00:32:54No.
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00:33:20Paige, Emma, would you like to go to a real VIP room?
00:33:27Also, take everyone else to the quad at Lockwood High School.
00:33:30I'll be with them all shortly.
00:33:32Understood.
00:33:34It's time to pay up, bitch.
00:33:41Hope you don't mind.
00:33:43We may figure out this is happening.
00:33:45Do it.
00:33:47Don't fool this.
00:33:48I'm not fooling this.
00:33:49Yes.
00:33:50You are.
00:33:56Now, come on, Danny boy.
00:33:58Get on your knees.
00:33:59Let's go.
00:34:00Do it!
00:34:01Do it!
00:34:06Eat it!
00:34:07Eat it!
00:34:08Eat it!
00:34:09Let's do it!
00:34:11Let's do it!
00:34:12Let's do it!
00:34:13Oh!
00:34:14Oh!
00:34:15Oh!
00:34:16Oh!
00:34:17Come on!
00:34:18It's so, see what happens!
00:34:19Oh my God!
00:34:20Oh my God!
00:34:21Come on!
00:34:22Eat it!
00:34:23Eat it!
00:34:24Eat it!
00:34:25Oh!
00:34:26Oh my God!
00:34:27Oh my God!
00:34:28Oh my God!
00:34:29Oh my God!
00:34:30Eat it!
00:34:31Eat it!
00:34:32Eat it!
00:34:34Oo!
00:34:35Oh my God!
00:34:38Oh!
00:34:39Oh!
00:34:40Oh!
00:34:41Oh!
00:34:43Oh!
00:34:44Oh!
00:34:45Oh!
00:34:46Oh!
00:34:47Oh!
00:34:48Oh!
00:34:49Oh!
00:34:50Oh!
00:34:51I can't believe you!
00:34:53Oh!
00:34:55Oh no!
00:34:56Oh!
00:34:57Oh man!
00:35:00Oh!
00:35:01Oh my goodness!
00:35:04Now,
00:35:06Kiss my feet
00:35:10Kiss my feet
00:35:14Go on deal's a deal
00:35:36It sucks we only got to go into the club for a few minutes and you want to go back but we have school tomorrow and the club is still open
00:36:06I
00:36:28Dad I need a favor. I want you to have someone killed
00:36:36Now that is only going to be true as long as X is zero now what happens if we increase that amount well
00:36:44It's going to do something a little bit different to the equation here
00:36:48Now if we take a look at X plug-in one that's going to change it
00:36:54Calculus, I mean I have a gift when it comes to calculus, but still
00:37:00It's not the worst in calculus on a hangover, am I right if we
00:37:03Increase
00:37:05Mr. Sullivan, please sit down
00:37:16As an asshole as a teacher
00:37:20So nice of you to join us after retiring from your career as a human punching bag
00:37:26And why don't you head up here solve the problem on the board?
00:37:33That's not fair. Mr. Thompson. He's been suspended. He hasn't learned any of this
00:37:37Yeah, plus the entire class got that question wrong when we tried
00:37:40We only know the answer because you gave it to us
00:37:43Well, then this should be enlightening then
00:37:46I could do that in my sleep
00:37:48Chopped up mr. Sullivan unless you left your brain at home today. No, I can do it
00:37:57Caden that's an advanced calculus problem. You haven't learned it. You probably never will
00:38:03Go back to your seat
00:38:04How about I just take a try? I'm not gonna waste everyone's time just so you can make a fool out of yourself
00:38:12What is he doing?
00:38:13Just sit down Caden it's okay. Yeah, just sit down go read your maga hentai or whatever
00:38:19Now as I was saying this problem is incredibly complicated, but you will be able to do it in time
00:38:31Those of you that are passing at least
00:38:35What are you still doing here?
00:38:37Let me try to solve this problem if I can get it right then you have to apologize for being wrong about me
00:38:42in front of everybody
00:38:45If you can solve that problem then I'll eat my shoe
00:38:54Okay, well mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show
00:39:07Okay, well mr. Sullivan's decided to give us a show
00:39:14He'll need the first derivative of the numerator and then the denominator
00:39:30Wait, he's applying l'Hopital's rule. How does he know that?
00:39:33So the x with zero still gets you zero over zero, so I need to do a second differentiation
00:39:45That's enough
00:39:49What the fuck that's enough
00:39:54What the fuck language mr. Sullivan
00:39:59The mistakes you were making were too painful I don't want to embarrass you in front of everyone
00:40:03But he didn't make mistakes let him finish mr. Thompson
00:40:06It's okay. It's fine. That's the spirit mr. Sullivan you don't feel bad some people just aren't made for advanced mathematics
00:40:15Oh, I'm sorry. No
00:40:19I meant it was okay
00:40:21Because I saw the rest of the problem already in my head
00:40:23What you see you have to apply l'Hopital three times
00:40:28Otherwise the results are going to be indeterminate
00:40:30Which is what makes it tricky isn't it because if the cosine of zero is one and
00:40:41x equals zero then that means that the answer and the limit would be negative 20
00:40:47How did you know I'm right it's negative 20 that is
00:41:02Incorrect excuse me mr. Thompson the answer is negative 20 you said so yourself last week
00:41:07Well
00:41:18You cheated me a person like you could never solve a problem like that without cheating
00:41:24I just want to make sure that you all are hearing this clown
00:41:27I saw this problem with no help from anyone completely on my own standing here by myself
00:41:32Do not talk back to me mr. Sullivan in my classroom go see principal daniels
00:41:39No
00:41:41I'm sorry. I can't do that
00:41:43Not until you apologize to me in front of the entire class as you promised
00:41:49Listen to me you little shit
00:41:51There are two kinds of students in this world the ones with bright futures and the ones that are brainless
00:41:57hopeless penniless
00:42:00worthless
00:42:02You know that's interesting because the way I see it there are two types of teachers in this world those who aren't psychopathic assholes
00:42:19Principal's office now
00:42:22Okay, I'll go just don't piss your pants
00:42:27Again
00:42:32What are you?
00:42:38Mr. Sullivan I'm talking to you
00:42:45All right, so if we focus on an opital we will see
00:42:49Mr. Sullivan what are you doing back here? You don't belong here see that's where you're wrong
00:42:55Because you're the one that doesn't belong
00:42:59What are you talking about class? I hate to be the one to inform you
00:43:03But if you would please say goodbye to mr. Thompson
00:43:05Because today will be his last day of employment with us. I don't think so laggard
00:43:10You're nothing but a stupid teenage son of a low-level gangster
00:43:13Correction
00:43:14I'm the stupid teenage son of a high-level gangster
00:43:16To fire me you'll have to deal with the board the union and a whole bunch of lawyers
00:43:25None of which you know how to do now get out of my class
00:43:29You know what?
00:43:31I'm sorry everyone uh you're right I don't know how to deal with any of those people
00:43:41But you know what gangsters do know how to do?
00:43:44Full security flash like I don't know how to coffee shop
00:43:48How did you even know about it? Did you hear that?
00:44:06That's just the sound of your employment ending
00:44:12How did you even know about it? You guys hear that?
00:44:15That's just the sound of your employment ending
00:44:18Mr. Tuff please get your things and come with me now what Jerry now fuck you
00:44:30I'll get you you gangster piece of trash. I know powerful people true
00:44:38But not as powerful as me
00:44:44Not as powerful as I am
00:44:48700
00:44:59Well, I think it's safe to say class dismissed
00:45:04I'm not going to miss.
00:45:05I'm not going to miss.
00:45:27Kate and Sullivan?
00:45:28It's me.
00:45:29Mr. Johnson, I work for the school district.
00:45:35Apparently there was an incident in the quad last 99.
00:45:39Need to get your version of the story.
00:45:41I recognize him.
00:45:43He's not with the school district.
00:45:45He's a hitman for hire.
00:45:47Where are we going?
00:45:49Come with me.
00:45:51Where?
00:45:53I'm out the locker room, somewhere private.
00:45:57I don't want to.
00:46:15What are we doing in the locker room?
00:46:17Ah.
00:46:24I don't think so.
00:46:26Turn around, kid.
00:46:34Alright, you tell me who hired you.
00:46:36I'll let you walk and I'll let you live.
00:46:38You really think you have any right to make demands?
00:46:44Do you have any idea who I am?
00:46:47I do.
00:46:49You're Pierre Lebeau.
00:46:51Mid-level hitman for hire.
00:46:53Do you have any idea who I am?
00:46:57Nope, I really don't care.
00:46:59Well, you should.
00:47:04Mr. Lebeau, please meet my associate.
00:47:06Vincent Brigini.
00:47:08Acting head of the O'Connell crime family.
00:47:09Last chance.
00:47:10Who hired you?
00:47:13You did.
00:47:17The fuck?
00:47:18Or at least someone from the O'Connell crime family.
00:47:20They called me and asked me to make it look like an accident.
00:47:23I don't know.
00:47:26Alright.
00:47:27Hey, listen to me.
00:47:29If you ever try to kill a kid again,
00:47:32I would personally cut off your balls and stuff them in your mouth.
00:47:36You get me?
00:47:37Alright.
00:47:38Alright.
00:47:39Look at the fuck out of me.
00:47:43It's okay. It's okay.
00:47:46Now, why would he have the balls to order a hit without going through first?
00:47:50Well, that's just a thing.
00:47:51A lot of guys are trying to grab the throne because you're gone.
00:47:58Well, then it's time I come back and...
00:48:01put these bozos in line.
00:48:04But to do that, I'm gonna need the O'Connell family token.
00:48:07Well, I got bad news for you.
00:48:09You were buried with it.
00:48:11But I always kept a second spare.
00:48:16I keep it hidden in the safe in the club.
00:48:18Oh.
00:48:21So I'm gonna go and I'm gonna get it.
00:48:22No, no, no, no, no.
00:48:23I'll do it.
00:48:24Don't worry about it.
00:48:25A lot of the guys still don't know who you are.
00:48:26It's gonna be okay.
00:48:27Alright?
00:48:28Look, I might be a kid.
00:48:30But I'm still the same guy.
00:48:32Alright?
00:48:33It's gonna be fine.
00:48:35Alright.
00:48:36You want a beer?
00:48:37Yeah, of course I do.
00:48:38And get back to class.
00:48:47I'll go right now.
00:48:48The club is closed.
00:48:49It'll be fine.
00:49:09Fuckers.
00:49:35Jackpot.
00:49:38You have any idea what happens when you steal from the O'Connells?
00:49:44Hatch Flanagan.
00:49:45Dane's brood of fodder.
00:49:47This isn't what it looks like.
00:49:56Well, looks like some homeless kid is trying to break into a personal safe of a very rich dead man.
00:50:10I am that rich dead man.
00:50:13I am that rich dead man.
00:50:15My soul somehow transferred into this body.
00:50:18I'm not breaking into anything.
00:50:20I know the code.
00:50:21It's got my stuff in it.
00:50:22Oh, really?
00:50:23Will O'Connell.
00:50:24One of the most dangerous, powerful men in the world.
00:50:25Also known for storing hobo kid's shit in his safe.
00:50:27Huh?
00:50:28What does he got?
00:50:29Your comic books?
00:50:30Hmm?
00:50:31Or your favorite jerk off sock?
00:50:32No.
00:50:33Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:50:34Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:50:35Just your mom's giant dildo.
00:50:58It's a funny guy.
00:51:04guy. Oh, I like funny guys. They usually bleed more. Ah, you got jokes, huh? You a comedian?
00:51:16Call Vinny Brigini. He'll tell you exactly who I am. Whoever the hell you are, you're way,
00:51:22way over your head. You're messing with the O'Connell crime family now. And I'm Will O'Connell,
00:51:28you stupid jackass. Look, call Vinny, or let me try to open the safe. I'll show you what is in it is
00:51:35mine. You're not getting anywhere near that safe. In fact, you're going nowhere at all.
00:51:45You're making a huge mistake. Who am I? Do you have any idea who I am? Yeah. You're Hatch Flanagan.
00:51:57You've been in this gang for eight years. I wasn't going to let you in because
00:52:04you're a brutal prick, but you said you could follow the rules. Also, you've got a son who's a dumbass
00:52:11mouth-breathing bitch and bully. Tommy Mahomes from North Park, Pennsylvania. You've got a scar on your
00:52:20left calf from a knife pipe. This kid is crazy. Mr. Sam O'Dowd. He's lived on the same street in the
00:52:29same house since he was a kid. It's on Bastion Drive. You know, he tells us that it's because he
00:52:34doesn't want to see the house go. But the reality is, he's been banging Mrs. Baxter from next door
00:52:38since he was 18 years old. How do you know all this? Because as crazy as it sounds, I'm the guy
00:52:47who hired all you fucks. I'm the leader of this gang. I'm Will O'Connell.
00:53:03Now, call Vinny. Don't just stare at me, you dumbasses.
00:53:15Who sent you? What? Who sent you to spy on him? He's got to be a spy. Hells,
00:53:20what do you know all that? Which times do I have to explain that?
00:53:23It's your last chance. Who sent you? It's your last chance. I'm telling you.
00:53:40The boy should have been out by now. Come on, come on, come on. Pick up, pick up.
00:53:44You made me do this.
00:53:56Boss? I didn't want to do this, god damn it.
00:54:03That move, that was boss's signature. What are you doing standing there? Do something!
00:54:07B-b-b-boss, what? What?
00:54:10Hellah!
00:54:14I just got a call from Vinny Borghini and he is on his way here.
00:54:25What the fuck do you want? That's what I'm asking you!
00:54:28Larry Tomelli, all-around creep. He runs his club for Vinny, who runs his mob for me.
00:54:35Why, why, why would he come to my club during the day?
00:54:39You're a club. The O'Connell family owns this club and Vinny is in charge.
00:54:46Stop busting my nuts. All I'm saying is let's figure out why Vinny's coming.
00:54:54Who the fuck is this kid? Why is this kid talking to you?
00:54:55Shut up!
00:55:00Wait, maybe there's a son.
00:55:04What's happening to me?
00:55:19I say, I say, let's get rid of this rat before Vinny gets here, huh?
00:55:23Yeah, I can't think of anything else that piss him off more.
00:55:26Wait, Larry, that safe has a code, right?
00:55:30Yes. A code that Will O'Connell and Will O'Connell only knows, yes.
00:55:38Larry, let's just shoot him!
00:55:40Shut up!
00:55:42So what? What about it?
00:55:49I can open it.
00:55:50That safe has been shut dead since the boss is gone.
00:56:00And we checked with every locksmith in the whole goddamn vicinity.
00:56:03Because I designed it.
00:56:05And all the contents inside of that safe were supposed to die with me.
00:56:08Larry, the kid is full of shit, okay?
00:56:10I know the code to that safe. Let me put it in there. And if I get the code right, we wait till Vinny gets here.
00:56:19Okay. And what if you don't open?
00:56:22Then you kill me.
00:56:25I'll bite. I'll shoot you right in the gut and watch you bleed to die.
00:56:32Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:36Nice try, but how do I know that you're not some kind of, uh, some kind of locksmith genius or something, huh?
00:56:44Do I look like a locksmith genius to you?
00:56:47Your shithead doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut, let alone know how to open something.
00:56:51Look, I'll give Hatch the numbers. Hatch will put in the code.
00:56:56I won't even touch it.
00:57:02Great.
00:57:04All right, Pops, let's go.
00:57:14All right, try 5-2 for May 2nd. That was my mother Annette's birthday.
00:57:21And then 604 for 604 West Avenue. That's my childhood home.
00:57:32And finally, 99 for the year that I should have graduated high school.
00:57:37Something that was very important to me.
00:57:39I don't know.
00:57:45Well.
00:57:49Pound.
00:57:49how the fuck you'll find 100 g's cash in there as well as a passport for connor o williams
00:58:14and a framed picture of uh the last time i saw my grandmother it was her 93rd birthday
00:58:22there's cake
00:58:25what's the color to dress your nana's wearing
00:58:34i don't know
00:58:35oh because it was in the closet the shirt she was wearing however was blue
00:58:51he's right
00:58:51you know fellas ironically this is not the most interesting piece of the safe
00:59:06what's most interesting is that behind the frame is the o'connell family token
00:59:12that proves he's the boss
00:59:23sir sir i am so sorry look i i it's not it's a up situation okay what the
00:59:33fuck
00:59:39what the fuck have you done now
00:59:42you know who this kid is son yeah of course
00:59:46fucking son
00:59:48fucking son
00:59:50no i'm not yeah he is
00:59:54unfortunately but i haven't had anything to do with him since he killed will
00:59:59you got will killed no you're the dumbass that stepped out into traffic no no i'm not
01:00:09i'm telling you i am will no wonder he knows so much about will he he probably got obsessed
01:00:18and then broke into his house and got his info you devious little shit you promised not to do
01:00:24anything until vinnie got here vinnie is on his way and he was best friends with will uh we we can't let
01:00:32him see that the kid who got will killed is here
01:00:42i can breed another kid
01:00:49guys i'm telling you if you pull those
01:00:50i'll take my chances
01:01:00right put holes in your brainless heads
01:01:10boss i'm so sorry we was going to take care of this for you oh you were were you this is the
01:01:16kid that that got will killed car breaking in here trying to get in the will go private
01:01:22safe
01:01:23oh he was was he boss i'm sorry this is my fault i take full responsibility for it
01:01:29i should have killed you a long time ago now i'll take care of it right now no please
01:01:37allow me
01:01:46oh god
01:01:51you fucking idiots boss boss this this kid broke any club
01:01:55shut the fuck up
01:02:00it's not my club it's his club and you're lucky that he's not getting me to execute every single
01:02:04one of you for disrespecting him what i i don't understand i told you to shut the
01:02:12fuck up now everyone listen up no one and i mean no one touches him
01:02:19you're not making any sense this is kaden my fucked up son no he's not
01:02:25this boy that's standing before you all this is will o'connell
01:02:29what what they don't believe it but there is another way around us will o'connell's son
01:02:41what the
01:02:41fuck
01:02:43so he's not my real father
01:02:46and he was about to shoot me point blank just a moment ago if you remember that
01:02:49so he's not your father did that my mom had an affair that's a lie it's not a lie
01:02:54she was gonna leave this piece of shit until she got sick
01:03:01will felt really bad didn't want to make her look bad so he only told me and his best friend
01:03:08no wonder will sacrifice his life to save you yes can't believe i didn't see it before
01:03:16you look nothing alike but you sound exactly the same
01:03:20you're not believing this absolute are you let me tell you something his mother never slept with
01:03:26no other man but me like we're going to believe a son killer over vinnie
01:03:34mr o'connell i i apologize for the mishap earlier i am at your service
01:03:50thank you gentlemen all right first order of business get silly out of my fucking psych please
01:03:56what no you heard him you heard me i swear i swear
01:04:03patch wait
01:04:07why don't you go take a couple days and heal on up and come on back
01:04:10what you got to pick up that mop
01:04:15mom i was supposed to get promoted the o'connell family is not going to tolerate someone who would
01:04:21shoot a teenager who's innocent point blank you come back and you take that mop or you don't come back at all
01:04:26yes sir
01:04:39you declared yourself you got your power back
01:04:42what now i take over my next organization oh yeah what's that
01:04:52high school
01:04:52high school
01:05:01hey babe
01:05:03where are you going
01:05:05not with you
01:05:07and don't call me babe
01:05:09amanda are you embarrassed to be seen with me after what happened
01:05:13you looked like a loser the other night and worse than that you made me look like a loser
01:05:24oh you're kidding me right now dane you got owned by a nobody
01:05:34or maybe i was wrong about that maybe you're the nobody
01:05:38maybe i should be dating kaden instead
01:05:45oh good luck with that you dumb slut
01:05:51you are never gonna see kaden ever again oh my god
01:06:01yeah i took care of that little wannabe
01:06:08i haven't seen this calculus oh my god oh my god pain
01:06:13what did you do you see you you dumb skits
01:06:19you really picked the wrong guy to see this this is my school
01:06:24it is about time that i showed it
01:06:29dude you got problems
01:06:33what about you big man no no
01:06:38now see that that is what i fucking thought i am the fucking king here
01:06:43you're not like you want to be next huh
01:06:46why don't you get down and kiss my fucking feet
01:06:50why don't you get down and kiss my fucking feet
01:06:54yeah yeah get down on the fucking floor on your hands and knees and kiss my fucking feet huh
01:07:03what's the matter this super funny when he kissed his last night right
01:07:09you think she's gonna kiss my feet by herself get down now
01:07:22i let you all swoon when that fucking freak humiliated me
01:07:32are all going to submit to me
01:07:35you are gonna make it up to me what you just did the hard way
01:07:46no no it's true you said from your hands and knees we kiss the fucking face of your king
01:07:53baby baby please you're scared
01:07:57i can give a
01:08:00is just the beginning because after this all three of you are going back to your
01:08:03locker room with you and you are going to really submit to me
01:08:14do something
01:08:16jared you're bigger than him are you gonna let this happen
01:08:21devil are you you're bigger than me
01:08:44shouldn't have disrespected good boy good boy steve steve he's not gonna help you
01:08:51okay nobody is gonna help you
01:09:07well i am waiting ladies
01:09:14what the hell is going on here yeah how about you calm down clancy i'm just teaching a lesson in
01:09:19respect mr franagan gone too far i don't care who your father is you don't act like this in my school
01:09:32your school your school no no mother
01:09:39doctor this school is now mine
01:09:53now you you are all gonna watch and see what happens will you with me someone call 911 now
01:10:12the next person to take out their phone gets a bullet in their head
01:10:17okay
01:10:18what can you now now
01:10:25because see i want to take my time
01:10:28with this
01:10:28somebody please
01:10:30don't you just let him do this
01:10:35dude this is crazy
01:10:38oh yeah is it crazy why don't you come and do something about it
01:10:43if we rush them all at once we can take him down oh no oh no i should have thought of that oh wait i did
01:10:58lookwood high school meet the o'connell gang
01:11:11hey please don't do this
01:11:18as you you disrespected me
01:11:22in my family name and when you disrespect me you disrespect them and you are all
01:11:30i'm gonna pay for it
01:11:33starting
01:11:38no no no no no no no no i'm not gonna kill you i'm not gonna kill you but it's gonna be so
01:11:43so
01:11:45worse
01:11:45because you see these these pretty girls they thought they were too good for me
01:11:51well you're about to become a whole lot less
01:11:59this is enough data season's hit just stop it's a dump
01:12:03now if anyone takes another step forward gun down
01:12:13no
01:12:18who is gonna help you huh do your boyfriend can no wait keaton has got two bullets
01:12:25in this head
01:12:36keaton keaton oh sweet keaton huh where are you
01:12:48i'm right here
01:12:49okay
01:12:54dane flanagan
01:12:58keaton you're okay
01:13:02you look like you've seen ghosts
01:13:04keaton you're still alive seems to be so huh
01:13:08well i'm not a problem man kill him
01:13:12oh so you lovely ladies work for this guy huh
01:13:14they are members of the o'connell crime family which means that they work for my father which
01:13:19means that they work for me i thought the o'connells uh worked for just the o'connells
01:13:25you fool
01:13:26will o'connell's dead
01:13:29he got hit by a truck there are no o'connell's left
01:13:36actually there is one
01:13:38me
01:13:47you really think it's some
01:13:54is this
01:14:08all right now everybody put your guns down okay he ain't your boss yes he is
01:14:21bit him
01:14:22virginie
01:14:24end of the organs itch
01:14:25i'm second in command now
01:14:30what the are you doing i didn't think you could lower your guns
01:14:33i'll just follow an order sweetheart we'll be done shortly
01:14:35do you know who my father is hatch flanagan you piece of
01:14:47shit peasant
01:14:50may i
01:14:52please
01:14:54i know how you're dead to any idea what my father's gonna do to you when i tell him that you
01:15:01it's a slack mate why don't we ask him i invited him here
01:15:09i got your message boss the hell's going on here
01:15:13i need you to kill this piece of
01:15:23i don't know what you're talking about
01:15:35i don't know what you're talking about
01:15:37you're not a bad
01:15:38you're not a bad
01:15:38shut it
01:15:39mr o'connell
01:15:41subugini
01:15:42i apologize on behalf of my moron
01:15:45disrespect to the son of a bitch kid you don't know him better
01:15:47gotta take the wrath out on somebody take it out on him not me okay
01:15:51hash
01:15:54get the fuck out of here
01:15:56done
01:15:56dad
01:16:07now you listen up you listen up good the o'connell family does not tolerate threatening
01:16:12children but boss we were just following orders and you got some new orders now don't you
01:16:18if i see any of you fucking rats here ever again i'll fucking kill you
01:16:22finish that
01:16:28i have
01:16:31smoking
01:16:32on with your auto family
01:16:45what are you just leaving me everybody's leaving me can you catch on to that
01:16:52friends
01:16:54girlfriend
01:16:56your own daddy
01:17:00what is it that you said to me right here in front of this fucking locker
01:17:09you
01:17:10are
01:17:14nothing
01:17:22that's not quite true
01:17:43what'd you say
01:17:45i give up
01:17:45up loud
01:17:47okay i i i give up i i give up
01:17:49okay
01:18:09you kill me now me no i would never kill you come on
01:18:13why would i deny all those federal inmates some young fresh meat dang
01:18:22what
01:18:22now here's what's gonna happen
01:18:24as soon as he wakes up
01:18:28you're gonna take the fall for everything that happened this last week
01:18:31you know no no no no you you can't
01:18:33yes i can
01:18:36i own half the district attorneys in town
01:18:40you're going to prison baby boy
01:18:41julie
01:18:44i'll see you in forty years to life
01:18:49please
01:18:50All right, for the rest of us you were never here capisce go
01:19:14Okay
01:19:20I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just cruelty. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
01:19:30After that day school actually became fun
01:19:36I became a straight-a student. I was very popular with the ladies not that I ever acted on it
01:19:42But the best part was after saving the school I gained a reputation for fixing things
01:19:50I understand that you're having trouble with certain elements of the hockey team
01:20:02How come we all?
01:20:04You
01:20:06You
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