00:00For advertising, this is Tiffany.
00:02Hey there, my name is Rob Smithsonian and I recently applied for a job.
00:06Okay, great, how may I help you with that?
00:09Well, I just wanted to let the powers that be know that I'm not going to be needing the job there after all.
00:15Oh, well...
00:17Yeah, I turned my resume in for a job, but I don't need it now.
00:22Okay, that's wonderful.
00:24The reason is because I'm rich.
00:27That's good for you.
00:29Yeah, I just found out I hit the lottery and I'm a multi-millionaire.
00:33Woo!
00:34Okay, you know what, Rob, was it...
00:36I have a lot of phone calls that I have to get to.
00:39Yeah, I know.
00:40I got a lot of phone calls I need to get to, too, because I just won the lottery and I'm rich,
00:44so I won't be needing a job there.
00:46Okay, yeah, that's the second time you told me.
00:48I heard you the first time.
00:49Yeah, it's crazy.
00:49Basically, now I'm too rich to work.
00:53So you're too rich to work.
00:57That's good for you.
00:58Yeah, actually, I just thought about it.
01:00With the amount of money that I won in the lottery, I could have probably hired a personal
01:03assistant to make this phone call.
01:04What am I even doing on the phone right now?
01:07Is there a point to this, Rob?
01:09You just want me to pull your resume out and get it?
01:11Yeah, I want you to pull my resume out because I don't even want to interview for the job
01:15because I don't need one because I'm rich.
01:18I got that.
01:19Okay.
01:19Just curious.
01:20Hey, if you won the lottery like I did and suddenly became a multimillionaire, what would
01:24you do with the money?
01:27I have no idea.
01:30Is that all?
01:31It's funny.
01:32You took a second to think like what you would do if you were suddenly rich, but I actually
01:35am rich.
01:37Okay, Robert.
01:38It seems to me that you're just calling me to tell me how rich you are and I don't think
01:43it's about the job at all.
01:44So no, no, no.
01:45I was concerned because I don't want them to call me like they're going to waste their
01:48precious time calling a multimillionaire when they don't need to.
01:52So it was more about the resume and less about the money, but I knew you were interested.
01:56So I thought I'd tell you.
01:58Actually, I didn't ask you about your financial situation.
02:01You kind of just told me.
02:02Well, when I called up to tell you to take my resume out, you sounded very confused like
02:06why I would do that.
02:07And I knew that you wanted to know why.
02:09So I thought I'd tell you that the reason I can't is because I'm rich now.
02:13Yes, you've made your point.
02:15You're rich.
02:16I got it.
02:17I got it.
02:17I got it.
02:18All right.
02:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
02:21The answer is no.
02:23I have no idea what you're talking about now.
02:25Okay.
02:25I have things to do.
02:27You're wasting my time.
02:28I'm talking.
02:29Tell me how rich you are.
02:30I'm just, what?
02:31I'm talking about the flirting and the fact that you want to go out.
02:35Well, the answer is no, because we don't know each other very well, and I feel like
02:39you're going to only be interested in my money.
02:42Is there something wrong with you?
02:44No.
02:44Is there something?
02:45As a matter of fact, everything's right with me.
02:47I'm rich.
02:47Are you kidding me?
02:48Oh, my God.
02:49I know that.
02:49Jesus.
02:50I know.
02:50Well, and that's what I'm saying.
02:52The dating world is going to be hard for me now.
02:54I know that you're flirting with me, but I think it's just because of the
02:57money.
02:57Are you out of your mind?
02:59What is wrong with you, you sick person?
03:01No, nobody's flirting with you.
03:03I'm actually getting incredibly aggravated.
03:04I actually, if you're in front of me right now, I punch you in the face.
03:07Did you say getting so annoying?
03:08Incredibly excited?
03:09Aggravated?
03:10No.
03:11I said aggravated.
03:13You know what that means?
03:14I think that means aroused.
03:16Don't be a smart ass with me.
03:18And you know what?
03:19You are absolutely annoying.
03:20You shouldn't even bother wasting your time.
03:23You know what's funny is, I feel like this conversation has been all about my money, and
03:27I'm very uncomfortable with that.
03:28I want to just remove my resume.
03:30You started the conversation about your money.
03:32Nobody asked you about your money.
03:34You just called me up and said, hey, I'm going to talk to this woman about how much money
03:39I have, so I can make her feel like crap, so I can waste her time, so I can ruin her
03:43day, so I can give her a freaking heart attack.
03:45Is that what I feel like I'm about to have right now?
03:48If you don't tell me why, I'm still on the phone with you.
03:50Oh, because it's a prank phone call.
03:53What?
03:54This is actually Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning doing a phone tap on you.
03:58Your boyfriend, Eric, set you up.
04:00Are you kidding me?
04:01No, he said you were having a bad week at work and wanted me to have some fun with
04:05you.
04:06Oh my God, this was a joke the whole time?
04:10Yes.
04:11The whole time?
04:12Yeah, the whole time.
04:13Oh my God, he knows what a crappy week I've had.
04:17All right, I'll let you get back to work now, okay?
04:20Yeah, oh, by the way, real quick.
04:22What?
04:22Did I mention that I'm rich?
04:24Oh my God!
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