00:00Hey, yeah, I was hoping to speak with a manager.
00:02This is John. I'm the manager.
00:04Okay, perfect. John, nice to meet you.
00:06I wanted to call and tell you that I was in your establishment last night, and I did have a wonderful time.
00:11Oh, that's great.
00:12Yeah.
00:13You know, a lot of people don't call to give us positive feedback like that, so I really appreciate you calling.
00:17No problem, yeah. The food was incredible. Dining was incredible. All that. Great, great place.
00:21But I do have a little bit of an issue.
00:24Oh.
00:25But it has nothing to do with your service.
00:26I did lose something while I was there, and I was hoping you could tell me if anybody reported it found.
00:31Yeah, we have a lost and found. I can definitely check on that for you.
00:34Okay.
00:34What did you lose?
00:35Well, I accidentally left my emotional support tarantula there.
00:40Wait, your what?
00:41Emotional support tarantula.
00:43I put him in my pocket during dinnertime, and then when I left the restaurant, I checked, and he wasn't there anymore.
00:49So I'm pretty worried that he's scared and alone in there.
00:52Did you say your emotional support tarantula?
00:56Yep, she's a trained emotional support tarantula. I have the certificate to prove it.
01:00Her name's Gretchen. If you haven't found her, you could probably try calling out Gretchen. She does come to her name.
01:04Please tell me this isn't a joke. This can't be real.
01:06No, not at all. Is there a problem?
01:10Yes, this is a huge problem. You just told me there was a giant spider wandering around my restaurant, and I had no idea until you just called.
01:18Okay, so you haven't found her.
01:20No, no one's seen her.
01:21Here's some advice if you're looking for her. She can jump very far, and if you're wondering if she is venomous, yes, she is.
01:29What?
01:30But she's never bitten anybody, though. I've never seen her bite anybody, other than, like, the rats and things that she kills when I feed her.
01:36But other than that...
01:36This spider eats a rat?
01:38Yes.
01:38How big is this freaking spider?
01:40I mean, she's pretty big. You'd know her if you saw her. She'll definitely look a lot different than any other spiders you got rolling around in there.
01:46Oh, my God. I'm going to have to tell the staff.
01:48Yeah. You might want to let them know. She can pounce up to five feet, but...
01:51Pounce?
01:52Yes.
01:53Do you have any idea what you're telling me?
01:54Uh-huh.
01:55There's an emotional support tarantula that jumps on people just running around my restaurant, and I'm just supposed to call you if I find it instead of squishing it or calling animal control or something?
02:06Oh, my... Oh, my goodness.
02:08Why are you freaking out? I'm the one freaking out.
02:10A squish? My emotional support tarantula. If you do that, I will sue you.
02:15You can't sue me because you let your emotional support tarantula loose in a restaurant.
02:20Oh, I'm sure I could. That is an emotional support animal, and if you harm her or any of her babies, I don't know who I'll call, but I'll figure it out.
02:27I will find the right person.
02:28Wait, there's babies? What do you mean, babies?
02:31Not yet, but she is pregnant, and I'm hoping to find her before she lays eggs.
02:35Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
02:38I know. That's what I'm saying.
02:40Oh, it's not good.
02:40You just said that you would squish a pregnant emotional support tarantula. How do you feel? You would have killed her and 500 to 1,000 of her babies, depending on how big...
02:491,000 babies? You're saying there could be 1,000 babies?
02:52Yes, I know.
02:53Running around in my restaurant?
02:54Isn't that cute?
02:55Any minute now?
02:55Yes, 1,000 little Gretchen's. I can't wait.
02:58No, this cannot happen. I have dinner service starting in 20 minutes. I need to call Animal Control or something stat.
03:06Okay, well, don't do that yet, because this is a prank phone call, and your voice is getting really high.
03:10It's a what? It's a prank phone call?
03:12Yes, and your voice is even higher now. This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning doing a phone tap on you.
03:19Oh, my God.
03:19Oh, my...
03:21Yeah, your co-worker, Liz, set you up. She told me that you've been dealing with some strange customer requests recently and wanted to freak you out.
03:28You just called at my restaurant and told me that there's a giant tarantula running around on the loose? That's cruel, dude. That's mean.
03:34Well, it's an emotional support animal, and she's got a great smile if you can just look past the fangs.
