00:00I
00:20See you're drinking one percent is that because you think you're fat
00:25Because you're not you could be drinking whole if you wanted to
00:31Well, I have all your equipment in my locker
00:34Should probably come get it because I can't put my nunchucks in there anymore
00:40Where's your locker?
00:53Nobody's gonna go out with me
00:56Have you asked anybody yet?
00:58No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills
01:02What do you mean?
01:03You know like
01:05Nunchuck skills
01:07Bow hunting skills
01:09Computer hacking skills
01:12Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills
01:15Aren't you pretty good at drawing like animals and warriors and stuff?
01:19Yes
01:20Probably the best that I know of
01:23Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take up
01:26And give it to her for like a gift or something
01:29That's a pretty good idea
01:32There's a lot more where this came from
01:45If you go to the dance with me
01:47Worse truly
01:49Napoleon Dynamite
01:50I have no chance but to get down, down, down, down, down
01:51Dance
01:52Woo
01:53Nothing left for me to do but dance
01:55All these bad times I'm going through
01:57Just dance
01:58Got candy in my heels tonight, baby
02:02Woo
02:04I feel the thunder, see the lightning
02:06I know this anger is heaven's sound
02:08So I've got to hang out on my hang-ups
02:10I feel the thunder, see the lightning
02:12I know this anger is heaven's sound
02:14I know this anger is heaven's sound
02:16So I've got to hang out on my hang-ups
02:18So I've got to hang out on my hang-ups
02:20Cause I'm a burger, I feel so helping
02:22Hey, yeah
02:24It's just an instant, got reaction
02:26It's just an instant, got reaction
02:28Pulling, give me some of your tots
02:29I don't got fried your own
02:30Come on, give me some of your tots
02:31Come on, give me some of your tots
02:32No, I'm freaking starved
02:33I didn't get to eat anything today
02:35Oh, God
02:37Gross
02:39Gross
02:41Freaking idiot
02:43Ah
