00:00So, Bobby is taking auto shop.
00:04Way to go!
00:05Good view, man.
00:06Yep, I'll buy him an old junker car, then we can restore it together.
00:11We'll stay up late, fixing her up, just me and my boy.
00:14Then one day, when we're all finished, Bobby will get in that car and he'll drive away.
00:19And then I can die.
00:20A happy man.
00:23Yep.
00:24Yep.
00:25Mm-hmm.
00:26That's actually kind of sad, Hank.
00:28What the heck is that?
00:31I didn't know if you were a Ford man or a Chevy man.
00:34It was the happiest problem I've ever faced.
00:39You bought me a car?
00:41Yep.
00:42Now, let's put that auto shop training to work.
00:45What tool can I get for you?
00:46Uh, a hammer?
00:49A hammer?
00:50Boy, have you been sleeping through auto shop or are you being funny?
00:53Uh, you know, Dad, I think your obsession with auto shop stems from your unresolved feelings
00:59about your father.
01:01And perhaps we should explore some of those feelings.
01:04Bobby, you know how I explore my feelings?
01:07I fix my truck or your mother's car.
01:10When Mr. Doetrieve's wife left him, we tuned up his escort.
01:13And when that little fella from the Fantasy Island died, we put the ant on top of Dale's van.
01:18Well, that's one path.
01:21But if I took peer counseling, I could...
01:23Trust me, Bobby, when you're stuck on the side of the road with your girlfriend
01:26and you can do more than ask your carburetor how it feels,
01:29you'll be glad you took auto shop.
01:32Okay.
01:34You're talking like a song from the Lion King.
01:37Stop that.
01:38It makes no sense.
01:40Or does it make perfect sense?
01:42What the...
01:42See, that's the type of...
01:45I'm gonna kick your ass.
01:46If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked.
01:51What?
01:52Ah!
01:54Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this,
01:57but I would be a bad parent if I didn't.
02:00Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy
02:04while their husbands did the cooking.
02:07Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?
02:11I don't hate you, Bobby.
02:12I meant soccer.
02:14Soccer.
02:14Oh.
02:15Oh, yeah.
02:15I hate soccer.
02:16Yes.
02:18Please, Mr. Hill.
02:19Loud is not allowed.
02:21What the...
02:22Loud is not allowed?
02:24Now, you listen to me, mister.
02:26I work for a living.
02:27And I mean real work, not writing down gobbledygook.
02:30I provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories.
02:37Oh, when I think of all my hard-earned tax dollars
02:40going to pay a bunch of little twig boy bureaucrats like you,
02:44it just makes me wanna...
02:46Oh, God.
02:48It just...
02:49Hank?
02:50Honey, bring me my BC headache powder and a glass of water.
02:54All right, Hank.
02:55Now, you listen here.
02:57You see that boy?
02:59That's my boy.
03:00And if you ever try to take him away,
03:02so help me God,
03:03I'll tear you a new one bigger than the Grand Canyon.
03:07Now, I want you to get out of my house.
03:09You're not welcome here.
03:11I mean now, before I give you a black eye.
03:14Get...
03:15You're not welcome here.
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