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Jonas - La Classe - Avril 1989

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00:00Certains sont sur la salette, par exemple Jonas.

00:04Allez voir vos notes Jonas, ça vous a point à rigoler.

00:09Hello stranger, I speak English but I am French.

00:12I am French but I am not stupid.

00:14I am not stupid because I am preparing myself for the Europe of 92.

00:17I come from New York, my company has organized a stage to speak English.

00:22So here I am, I come back from New York,

00:24but it is better for me to come back because I was in trouble with my new language.

00:30Distant to my adventure and you will understand compris pourquoi.

00:33One morning, I decided to go to the McDonald's because, you know, the speciality is the hamburger.

00:38So I go to the McDonald's and I commanded just an hamburger, please, mister, mister, please.

00:43One hamburger, thank you.

00:45I look in my plate, what do I see?

00:49Something wrong, completely wrong.

00:52My hamburger with only one piece of bread.

00:55I am not stupid, I know, I know what is an hamburger.

00:58It is with one piece of bread at the top, a piece of meat in the middle, another piece of bread at the bottom.

01:05I am not timid, you know, I'm not timid.

01:06I call the manager.

01:08Manager, listen, I want two pieces.

01:11He said, yes, you turn on the left, you turn on the right.

01:14No, wait a minute, you don't understand.

01:17I want two pieces right now in my plate.

01:19I don't understand what happened.

01:22Two policemen came and they pushed me outside in the avenue.

01:25I said, okay, ça va comme ça, bonjour.

01:27I go to the hotel to sleep in my bed.

01:29No problem with the people.

01:31When I was in my room, I longed on my bed.

01:34Suddenly, I feel something wrong, completely wrong.

01:37I got my bed with two pillows, two blankets, okay, no problem, but only one sheet.

01:43I am not timid, you know.

01:45I took the telephone to call the manager.

01:47Hello, the manager of the hotel.

01:49Okay, listen, I am the client of the room 222 and I want to sheet.

01:52He said, yes, you turn on the left, you turn on the right.

01:55Oh, oh, oh, stop to ridiculize me, okay?

01:57I want to sheet right now.

01:59He said, it's not my problem.

02:00Yes, it is your problem.

02:01I want to sheet right now in my bed.

02:03He said, don't do it, don't do it.

02:04No, I do not do it, you do it for me or I don't pay.

02:08I want to sheet right now in my bed.

02:10I don't understand what happened.

02:12Two policemen came and they pushed me in the avenue.

02:15This time, I was very depressive, very tired.

02:18When suddenly, what do I see in front of me, my friande?

02:23A French restaurant.

02:25Oh, miracle, miracle.

02:27I am very happy.

02:28I run and run and run.

02:29I open the door.

02:30Oui, salut la compagnie.

02:31Bonsoir, à part de réserver, je suppose.

02:32Non, c'est bon, on peut rentrer comme ça.

02:33OK, I will sit down and I will get a good flight.

02:38OK, so I was alone in a corner with myself.

02:42And I was looking at the beautiful servers, beautiful ladies.

02:45Nice, huh?

02:46Well, suddenly, I look at the table all over Soudan.

02:49What do I see?

02:50Something wrong, completely wrong.

02:52I got two glass, two spoons, two knives, two plates, but only one fork.

02:57I am not stupid, you know.

02:58I called the lady.

02:59Lady darling, come here.

03:01Come here, baby.

03:01I want to fork.

03:02She said, it's not my job.

03:04I said, yes, it's your job.

03:06I want to fork right now.

03:07She said, I'm sorry, I'm working until midnight.

03:09I don't care.

03:10I want to fork right now on the table.

03:13I don't understand what happened.

03:15Two policemen came and they put me in the plane, direct to Paris by the airport.

03:19So here I am.

03:20Voilà.

03:20So I cannot go back to America, but I don't care.

03:23and I'm ready for the Europe of 92, you know.

03:26It is not true.

03:34It is true.

03:35Alors, écoutez, certaines évocations me paraissent tout de même.

03:40D'abord, j'espère que chacun d'entre vous parle anglais couramment, à part...

03:43Oui, par exemple, moi, je ne sais rien.

03:44Accept, sinon, on a pensé carrément 10 minutes ailleurs.

03:47Mais dites-moi, certaines évocations, quand même, hein.

03:50Ce n'est pas ma faute.

03:51It is not my mistake.

03:53Non, mais ce n'est pas une part of pudding non plus, votre fréquence.

03:56Alors...

03:56I have no success with my language.

03:59En anglais, Donnelly Salote en anglais.

04:01Alors, 16, à cause de certaines concierties.

04:05Trop boule, always in trop boule.

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