00:00Sons, how are your portfolios doing? I teach you two how to invest when you were younger so that you guys could escape a wage life. Is that working out?
00:14I'm doing pretty fine. I invest in stocks and ETFs and my portfolio has gone up by 5% over the last two years.
00:215%? You have to step up your game bro. I make 30 to 50% on a daily basis with altcoins.
00:29Altcoins? Is that some sort of a gaming company?
00:33No father, altcoins are crypto-
00:36I actually own some gaming stocks myself as well. But I've never invested in GameStop. It's too risky according to the news on TV.
00:45He is talking about crypto dad.
00:47Crypto? That bitcoin stuff?
00:50Yes, I've been doing crypto for 2 years now and the returns are insane. That Mercedes outside is paid using crypto gains I made in a week.
00:5850% returns on a daily basis. Holy mother of god. I need to try that out.
01:05I'm proud of you chat. Can you help me open an account so I can start crypto trading?
01:12Of course father, let's fix it right now.
01:16Guys, can you also help me with an account?
01:19Guys, can you also help me with an account?
01:21Alright winner, let's do some research into crypto.
01:29Chad, which coins do I need to buy to become rich? I need your advice.
01:42I'm not a financial advisor but I advise you to buy SHT coin and wage coin. Tell them when they double which will happen within a week.
01:50Thank you Chad. You have always been my favorite son.
02:04That coin has a funny dog logo. I'm gonna invest in it.
02:11Did he buy?
02:17Yes Bogdanov.
02:18Dump it.
02:19I want to notify you about the fact that we are targeting a boomer instead of a doomer right now.
02:25Cancel the dump. I only want to keep a doomer in the race. Skip the boomer and target the doomer.
02:32Of course Bogdanov.
02:43Guess who just got rich with crypto?
02:45Nice. Which coins did you buy and why did you buy them?
02:49I bought that dog coin because I liked the dog on the logo.
02:53No, you can't just buy a coin because it has a funny dog logo. You have to do technical analysis and it's called Dogecoin.
03:00Oh it just went up with another 40%. Dog coin go BRRRRRRR.
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