00:00Hi Wojak.
00:07Hi Wojak.
00:13Do you want to play a game?
00:15Who are you, how do you know my name?
00:18The rules are simple.
00:20I have a stock that either increases or decreases in price.
00:23You don't know which of the two will happen but you have to choose whether you want to sell it or buy it.
00:28If you win, you get $1,000 from me. If you lose, I get $1,000 from you.
00:34Okay that sounds totally legit. I have to wait for my train so let's try it. I'm selling.
00:45Too bad. You sold but the price is increasing. Now you have to pay me $1,000.
00:51But I don't have $1,000.
00:53You can also pay by letting me hit you.
00:55What?
00:56Either you pay $1,000 or you let me hit you once. After that we can retry in another round.
01:02Okay. Go ahead. Hit me.
01:05That feels good. Let's do another round. I'm buying this time.
01:11Damn it. Another round.
01:21I'm buying again this time.
01:23Good job. Here you have $1,000 and a phone number. I know you earn a lot of debt and desperate for money so listen to me.
01:35We are an organization that gives people the chance to win huge amounts of money.
01:39If you enter and win, you will easily be able to pay off your debts and escape the rat race you're trapped in.
01:44Let me know if you want to-
01:45I'm joining. Whatever games you're playing, I'm in.
01:48Perfect. Let's get started then.
01:50Where am I? What is this place?
02:02What is that huge thing over there?
02:08Welcome to the first game, everybody. We are going to play Pumpeat, Dunpeat. When you are Pumpeat you have to walk towards the finish lane. When you are Dunpeat you have to stay still. If you move you get eliminated.
02:14Pumpeat.
02:16Pumpeat.
02:17Where am I? What is this place?
02:18Where am I? What is this place?
02:19What is this place?
02:20What is that huge thing over there?
02:21Welcome to the first game, everybody. We are going to play Pumpeat, Dunpeat. When you are Pumpeat you have to walk towards the finish lane. When you are Dunpeat you have to stay still. If you move you get eliminated.
02:37Pumpeat.
02:38What? If you get eliminated, you actually get killed. This game is indeed a way out of this wage life. Pumpeat.
03:08Pumpeat.
03:10Time to leave this poor people place.
03:15just like past you or miss your face.
03:27Where is that place?
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