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00:02:44In Oliver Stone's JFK, why is the president suddenly assassinated by some stranger?
00:02:52No reason.
00:02:54In The Excellent Chainsaw Massacre by Toby Hooper,
00:02:58why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom or wash their hands like people do in real life?
00:03:03Absolutely no reason.
00:03:06Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski?
00:03:10How come this guy has to hide and live like a bum when he plays the piano so well?
00:03:17Once again, the answer is no reason.
00:03:19I could go on for hours with more examples.
00:03:21The list is endless.
00:03:23You probably never gave it a thought.
00:03:25But all great films, without exception, contain an important element of no reason.
00:03:33And you know why?
00:03:35Because life itself is filled with no reason.
00:03:41Why can't we see the air all around us?
00:03:43No reason.
00:03:44Why are we always thinking?
00:03:48No reason.
00:03:49Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages?
00:03:53No fucking reason.
00:03:54Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage.
00:03:58Let's go.
00:03:59Just a minute.
00:04:00Let me finish.
00:04:04Ladies, gentlemen.
00:04:06The film you are about to see today is an homage to the no reason.
00:04:13That most powerful element of style.
00:04:24Why did they destroy all those chairs?
00:04:54To set on those.
00:04:56Yeah, that's really a pity.
00:04:57Quiet, please.
00:05:01Okay, everybody turn around.
00:05:08Good.
00:05:09Enjoy.
00:05:12Excuse me.
00:05:12Is it going to be in color or in black and white?
00:05:24It's already boring.
00:05:44Don't be so negative.
00:05:45It's just the beginning.
00:05:46It's going to pick up.
00:05:47Just be patient.
00:05:48I hope it's not some old silent film.
00:05:57I can't hear a thing.
00:05:58Yes.
00:05:59You can hear the wind a little.
00:06:01If you listen.
00:06:02Somebody see something?
00:06:05I see a dump.
00:06:07There.
00:06:08Straight ahead.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:08Doh.
00:06:18Okay.
00:06:19Doh.
00:06:19All right.
00:06:20Let's go.
00:06:20Okay.
00:06:20Doh.
00:14:22We are not commenting.
00:14:51Thanks.
00:14:53Thanks.
00:14:53Thanks.
00:14:54Go for the future.
00:14:55Thanks.
00:18:21Come on.
00:19:21Anyone got any food.
00:20:51I don't care.
00:24:51Oh my God.
00:26:21Not bad.
00:27:21Bye brats.
00:27:51Mom, it's me.
00:28:51That's so gross.
00:29:51Yes.
00:30:51Good morning.
00:32:20Animals.
00:33:20Fucking weirdos.
00:33:50I just saw you.
00:34:20I swear.
00:34:50And get me a pizza.
00:36:50Whoa.
00:38:20It's burning.
00:38:50What's going on.
00:39:20Yes, I want my show.
00:39:50Anybody there?
00:40:50He's right here.
00:41:20But tell me.
00:41:50Well, you're moving.
00:42:20Take your fucking car.
00:42:50It's been six hours.
00:43:20Hey, everybody.
00:43:50You can all relax.
00:44:20I'm telling you.
00:44:50So?
00:45:20Don't think.
00:45:50I'll do it again.
00:46:20It's a regular corpse.
00:46:50How cold.
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:50I'm sorry.
00:48:20You were happy.
00:48:50I'm sorry.
00:49:20Oh, God.
00:49:50I'm sorry.
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00:54:50Here, go on.
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