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00:00Let's start with Evander Kane.
00:02He got traded there, right, to the Canucks.
00:06And he said goodbye to Edmonton already.
00:09And all hell is broken loose in Vancouver.
00:11You figure Vancouver Canuck fans would say, all right, you know what?
00:14He's from Vancouver.
00:15You have a hometown kid coming back to play for his hometown team.
00:19But the media here is so toxic.
00:23And, oh, Evander Kane.
00:24I hate Evander Kane.
00:26Oh, he's a cancer in the locker room.
00:28And I swear to God, Scott, you would think that this dude has had sex
00:33with every Canucks fan's mother and sister.
00:36Like the level of, like, just sort of, I guess you could say, like, passion,
00:42but, like, just sort of, like, rage and bitchiness.
00:45And, oh, I wanted to sign this guy and that guy.
00:48Well, newsflash.
00:48You know what?
00:49Conor McDavid's not signed with the Vancouver Canucks next year.
00:52Like, Vancouver, like, they live in this delusional land of let's get that guy
00:55and this guy.
00:57Never.
00:57And you haven't had that guy since Pavel Bure, so shut up, right?
01:01So, it's unbelievable.
01:03I swear to God, no, Scott, there's a lot of talk about the taxes all the time.
01:06You know, there's something to be talked about.
01:08Five of the last six Stanley Cup champions are from tax-free states.
01:12It's undisputable.
01:13It's a fact.
01:14But another reason why players don't play in Canada is because fans are effing insane.
01:20So, a good example is, and, you know, God bless them, Scott, whatever.
01:25They know their market better than me, but there's, like, a local sports show in
01:29Vancouver, and it's 365 Canucks.
01:33Like, just, like, constant, constant, constant.
01:35So, Evander Kane, the guy, Scott, he got traded hours ago, Scott.
01:42They had this big thing.
01:44Is he a cancer in the locker room?
01:47He's never been in the room.
01:49He hasn't played a game yet, right, for the Canucks.
01:52But they've already judged that he's toxic, right?
01:56Is he controversial?
01:57Yes.
01:58Toxic is a pretty strong one.
01:59Nobody ever said one bad word about him in Edmonton playing with the Oilers
02:02that played on that team.
02:03No, I never heard why that thing.
02:04McDavid and Leo, he played on a line with them, and he loved them.
02:08Yeah.
02:08They're like, yeah, Connor McDavid loved them.
02:11You know, Scott, people think, like, is he, like, dude, he's a sandpaper guy.
02:15He marches to his own drum.
02:17He's like a football player in a hockey room.
02:19What's wrong with these people?
02:21I know.
02:22Oh, he gambles.
02:23Oh, he had a divorce.
02:25So what?
02:26Oh, God.
02:26Oh, he's toxic.
02:27Oh, he got divorced.
02:29Oh, my God.
02:30Are you serious?
02:31You know, these people are insane.
02:33They're insane.
02:34Yeah, he rocked up a bunch of debt.
02:35He's a big gambler.
02:36Okay, he plays blackjack.
02:37Who cares?
02:38He's a good hockey player.
02:39You know what I mean?
02:40He's not dating your sister, people.
02:43Like, you know, so my point is, this is why, players, if Evander Kane, guys,
02:48gets traded from the Edmonton Oilers today for a fourth-round pick with a
02:53nothing Indiana jump, you get traded for a fourth-round pick to the Las Vegas
02:57Golden Knights.
02:57You think Vegas Golden Knight fans are enraged this morning?
03:01If you get traded to the St. Louis Blues, they're like, hey, look, we got
03:05Evander Kane.
03:06In Canada, it's how much money does he make?
03:11Oh, I met him in a bar once and he wasn't nice to me.
03:14Oh, he got, you know, he beat my friend up in a bar fight years ago.
03:17You know what I mean?
03:18Like, it's, in Canada, like, they know everything.
03:21It's, like, it's insane, Scott.
03:23So, like, it's toxic.
03:25You know what I mean?
03:25I'm telling you, like, if you're, like, you're on the Florida Panthers, bro, okay?
03:30You're Sam Bennett.
03:32You're making $8 million a year.
03:34Now he's going to make more.
03:35All right, so you're Sam Bennett.
03:36Let's say you're making $10 million a year.
03:38Sam Bennett doesn't score much during the regular season and stuff.
03:41If Sam Bennett was on the trial to Maple Leafs, they'd rip him all year.
03:45He's overpaid.
03:46What are we paying him $10 million for?
03:49I'm telling you, it's laughing toxic playing for a Canadian hockey team.
03:54The fans are losers.
03:56They have nothing else going on in their lives, Scott.
03:59You know what I mean?
03:59Some of them are, like, CFL fans and stuff.
04:02But, like, imagine, like, a college.
04:05Like, I'm being real today.
04:07Like you.
04:07Let's just, you know, screw everybody.
04:10But, you know, think about it.
04:12You're living in Calgary, Alberta.
04:13What the hell do you have going on besides the Calgary Flames?
04:16So all you do all day is just bitch about the Calgary Flames all day.
04:20Right?
04:21People in Vancouver, there ain't no baseball team here.
04:23There's no basketball team here.
04:25Right?
04:26So all you got is the BC Lions and the Whitecaps.
04:28So people just bitch about the Canucks all year.
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