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00:00Get ready to match the stars, Bill Macy, Brett Summers, Charles Nelson-Reilly, Elaine Joyce, Richard Dawson, and Betty White, as we play the star-studded Big Money Match Game PM.
00:22And now here's the star of Match Game PM, Gene Rebber.
00:30You rascal.
00:45Hello there, group.
00:47Now, all of you are aware of the fact that we have three sterling characters who are regulars on daytime and nighttime Match Game, Richard and Charles and Brett.
00:57And now, let's see. Is this the first time for the three of you on? No, you've been on nighttime.
01:02Yes.
01:02Have you been on nighttime?
01:03Yes, I have.
01:03Oh, what the heck am I talking about?
01:04I've also done this show, PM.
01:05Oh, you've done this show, too. That's right. And here we go. Oh, Bill has them.
01:10This is the first time for me anytime.
01:12Anytime.
01:13Very good, Bill.
01:14Let's welcome the new kid on the block, shall we? Thank you, Bill Macy.
01:18Okay. Yes.
01:20You realize that on this show, I will be breaking my blank.
01:26You will. Well, I hope you'll do your best, too.
01:29Now, let's say hello to our two players over here, Richard Edwards and Lisa Kersey.
01:33How do you do?
01:34Hi, Gene. How are you?
01:36How do you guys think?
01:38I think it's mob ties.
01:41Isn't that something?
01:42Now, we wish you well, both of you.
01:44And we want to find out something about you.
01:46Lisa, shall we begin with you?
01:48Okay.
01:48I'm from Placentia.
01:50And I'm a student.
01:52And I want to be a stewardess.
01:54And I have a terrific family and a great boyfriend.
01:56Well, that's marvelous.
01:58Good luck to you here, Lisa.
01:59How about you, Richard?
02:00What about your life?
02:01I'm from San Diego.
02:02Sales manager for a national company manufacturing coffee brewing equipment.
02:07We just got back from Europe.
02:09We were over in England for two years.
02:11We've been married 18 years to the runner-up of Miss England in 1955.
02:16We have four children, ages 17, 16, 12, and 3.
02:211955.
02:26Okay.
02:27Yes, indeed.
02:27That's fine.
02:28I wish you well, too.
02:30I want to point out to both of you that you'll be trying to match as many celebrities as you can.
02:34And then the winner will go on to play the big money supermatch, which can pay off over $10,000.
02:39Here we go.
02:40Oh, Lisa, please make your selection.
02:42Okay, I'll pick B.
02:44B it is.
02:45B.
02:46Are you ready?
02:46Yep.
02:47Here we go.
02:48The Godfather said...
02:49Don't do it.
02:50Oh, all right.
02:51Okay.
02:53Godfather said, I'm a changed man.
02:54I no longer shoot guns.
02:56Instead, when I get mad at a guy, I throw a blank at him.
03:00I can't even read it in my own voice.
03:03He says, I no longer shoot guns.
03:04Instead, when I get mad at a guy, I throw a blank at him.
03:08He don't shoot no more guns.
03:10He don't shoot no more guns.
03:12All right, gotcha.
03:12Instead, when I get mad at a guy...
03:16I told you not to do it.
03:21Ready?
03:21I bet you're wondering.
03:23All right.
03:25Now, don't shout at me because I'm almost finished.
03:28If you're finished, Bill, then what we do here is you turn it upside down so no one can sit.
03:31I'll tell him.
03:32And put it in the spot.
03:33You do your thing.
03:34It's my show.
03:34Now, stop that.
03:35But I'm supposed to be the guider up here.
03:37Yes.
03:37She's got about one good year left in her, I think.
03:40Oh, I forgot to put mine in.
03:47Instead, when I get mad at a guy, I throw a blank at him.
03:50Everybody ready?
03:50All right.
03:51We'll call on Lisa.
03:52The godfather said, I'm a changed man.
03:55I no longer shoot guns.
03:56Instead, when I get mad at a guy, I throw a blank at him.
04:03Now, that's the godfather speaking.
04:05Right.
04:07You do understand that?
04:08Right, right.
04:09Okay.
04:11A horse's head?
04:12A horse's head.
04:16Yay!
04:17Poor Betty White.
04:22Oh, I would rather she...
04:23Animal lover par excellence.
04:25I mean, the other end of the horse, I wouldn't mind.
04:28Yes, but not the horse's head.
04:29You are married to that.
04:37Now, Bill, we call on you.
04:39Yeah, I can understand why she said horse's head, because I saw the picture, too.
04:42That was part of the picture, sure.
04:43And I just chose a different scene.
04:45Really?
04:45Yes.
04:46And remember, he was on Mulberry Street?
04:48Yes.
04:48And he was picking various things, and he threw a tomato at him.
04:52A tomato.
04:53Okay.
04:54A tomato.
04:55All right.
04:56That means that's wrong.
04:58When you hear the buzzer.
04:59Oh, I'm sorry.
05:00You'll get used to that sound, sweetheart.
05:02Right.
05:03Leave him alone.
05:04First, I want to tell Betty White I killed seven flies before I left home.
05:08And then I want to say.
05:12She taught them to death.
05:13Yeah.
05:14She said you taught them to death.
05:22What do you say now?
05:24Show us your answer.
05:25You know what he did?
05:26What?
05:27He killed, he threw a lemon cream on a rag pie.
05:32Well, isn't that the answer?
05:34No, that's not the answer.
05:35It's the Godfather.
05:36I know, but she just got so, like Charles Nelson Raleigh, she just started throwing cream
05:41pies.
05:42Come on, stop that.
05:42When someone comes up with a good answer, the audience will scream and applaud and holler
05:45and fall out of their seats, and you'll know a good answer.
05:47Now leave Charles out.
05:48All right, Charles, you're up.
05:49First of all, they will do that when I show my answer, because it is terrific.
05:52It is.
05:53And second of all, tomorrow morning, I want to come, because I'm going to bet on the seven
05:56flies that'll get you tomorrow.
05:59I said, and here it is, but destined to be one of the big all-time nighttime favorite answers.
06:03Meatball.
06:05Meatball.
06:07Italian meatball.
06:09Pizza, meatball, anything like that, you see.
06:13Hello there.
06:14Hi.
06:15Are you ready?
06:16Yeah, you want to hear a great answer?
06:17A great answer is coming up.
06:19Now, wait a minute.
06:19Go right to Richard.
06:20The Godfather said, I'm a change man.
06:21I no longer shoot guns.
06:22Instead, when I get mad at a guy, I throw a blank at him.
06:25He no longer shoots guns.
06:27Right.
06:27He throws guns at him.
06:29That was the worst.
06:34I think the Romans are going to throw you to the lions.
06:37I hope so.
06:38Now, Richard.
06:40Now, listen to this.
06:41Here comes a good answer.
06:42Here comes a good answer.
06:44When I get mad at a guy, wake up.
06:50I throw a plate of spaghetti at him.
06:52Hey, plate of spaghetti.
06:53Oh, he's going to get you for that.
06:57They don't allow that.
06:59Now, you, madam.
07:00I'm on the wrong, you've been watching.
07:02I'm on the wrong wavelength, but I thought it was the Godfather, right?
07:06Yeah.
07:06He threw a body at him.
07:07A body.
07:09Sorry, these are going to have no horses hitched for you there.
07:12Now, let's see what we've got for you, Richard.
07:14Listen carefully now.
07:15Oh.
07:16Gunga Dingy, the snake charmer.
07:19Gunga Dingy?
07:20Gunga Dingy, the snake charmer, was such a rotten musician.
07:24When he played his flute, his snake blanked.
07:29That's how rotten a musician he was.
07:32When he played the flute, the snake blanked.
07:34Say his name again, because that's more rotten than the snake.
07:38Gunga Dingy?
07:39Gunga Dingy?
07:40Okay, what happened?
07:41He was a rotten musician, you see, and when he played his flute, his snake blanked.
07:45The past tenths of whatever the snake did is what we're after, Charles.
07:51You finished?
07:52You finished.
07:53She's drawing diagrams to make sure we understand it.
07:57Finish, finish.
07:57I finished first.
07:59There.
07:59We're waiting for...
08:01He's ready.
08:03All right, just put it there in a slot there, Charles, and away we go.
08:07Here we go, Richard.
08:08Gunga Dingy, the snake charmer, he was such a rotten musician.
08:14When he played his flute, his snake blanked.
08:18Cried.
08:19Cried.
08:24They're crying.
08:24That's another good answer.
08:26Well, that's not one of my all-time favorite answers, but it's a possible.
08:31We'll at least see what you've got, Bill.
08:33Well, I am in...
08:38I am.
08:39You're kidding.
08:40Now, wait a minute.
08:41That's the best he can do.
08:42It is my first time, the same as Richard's.
08:46So, both of us must be on the same wavelength because I have cried.
08:51Oh.
08:58Okay, Bill.
09:01You may now retire.
09:03Brett.
09:04And I have something else to tell Betty.
09:06Last night, I shot a nightingale.
09:09I said, hissed.
09:12Such a rotten musician when he played his flute is snake hissed.
09:16Oh, my goodness.
09:18I hate that.
09:19There are people out there, the likes of which I can't begin to describe.
09:21Charles?
09:22Well, if the audience can read lips, they can get this.
09:25It's...
09:25Bzzz.
09:27Bzzz.
09:27Bzzz.
09:28Bzzz.
09:28Bzzz.
09:28Bzzz.
09:29Bzzz.
09:32Bzzz.
09:32Gunga Dingy, the snake charmer, was such a rotten musician.
09:34When he played his flute, his snake blanked.
09:37And Richard said, cried.
09:39What do you say?
09:40Well, he cried, yeah.
09:42We assume that.
09:42But then he just curled up and died.
09:44Now, there's an answer.
09:46I got a hand.
09:47My first rabbit.
09:48That's right.
09:48You've got it.
09:51Yes!
09:52Yay!
09:53Hey, yes, go.
09:54Played his flute as snake blanked.
09:56Cryed.
09:57Honestly, say, I never thought a time would come when snake dying would get round of applause.
10:03Things are looking out.
10:04When he played tune.
10:06Yes.
10:07Snake bitten.
10:08Yes.
10:09Yes.
10:09Yes.
10:09Yes.
10:09Yes.
10:10But there is something I would like to know.
10:17Would you please tell us, what kind of snake was this?
10:20That he...
10:21This was a rattling snake.
10:22A rattling snake.
10:23That swallowed a pencil, you pick him up and rattle him.
10:26Exactly.
10:27Give one, please.
10:28All right.
10:29No more Indian stories.
10:31I thought you had an ending for this piece, but you did not have...
10:34Oh, no, not at all.
10:35You did not have an ending.
10:36It could have been an...
10:37I didn't have a beginning.
10:38Wasn't too crazy about middle.
10:41All right, Miss Betty White, honey, what do you say?
10:43As in Richard's last piece of material, it died.
10:47It died.
10:50Okay.
10:52Round one is over.
10:53Scores one to nothing favor Richard.
10:54Round two will come along after this message.
10:57Or two.
11:00Here we go.
11:01Round two coming up.
11:02Now, let's see.
11:04Richard, the score is one to nothing in your favor,
11:05so therefore we ask you to go first.
11:08I'll take the B, please.
11:09B it is?
11:10B.
11:10B.
11:11One person does not play, and that is...
11:13That's Bill, our new best friend.
11:15Because you matched him in the first round so that you lay out this time.
11:17May I smoke?
11:18Right.
11:19We don't mind if you burn.
11:20The jolly green giant said to the doctor,
11:22he says, gee, Doc, I'm worried.
11:25You know how a leaf turns brown and then falls off a tree?
11:29Well, my blink just turned brown.
11:35Ho, ho, ho.
11:42Did you understand everything I said?
11:44I sure did.
11:45Gee, Doc, I'm worried.
11:46You know how a leaf turns brown and then falls off a tree?
11:50Well, my blink just turned brown.
11:53Ho, ho, ho.
11:56Isn't that what he does?
11:57I'm ready.
11:58Oh, you're ready.
11:58Was it the jolly green giant?
12:00The jolly green giant is talking.
12:02Oh, for heaven's sake.
12:03You've got to listen.
12:04I have a major decision.
12:05I was listening, but I didn't have my hearing aid.
12:06The jolly green giant.
12:07No, my major decision.
12:08Would you like to come into my office and consult with me?
12:10No, I have to decide whether I want to continue in this business.
12:13Now, yes, you do.
12:13Yes, okay.
12:14Jolly green giant.
12:15All right.
12:16All right.
12:19Ready, ready, ready.
12:21Ready, ready.
12:22Here we go.
12:23Now, Richard, the jolly green giant sent to the doctor.
12:28Gee, Doc, I'm worried.
12:30You know how a leaf turns brown and then falls off a tree?
12:33Well, my blank just turned brown.
12:37Bottom.
12:42Bottom, huh?
12:46Well.
12:48Let him laugh, Richard.
12:49I bet you five of them have it.
12:50Brett, what have you got?
12:53Oh, he was a little, he had a little vegetable garden.
12:56Had a vegetable garden.
12:57He had a little peas and a little, and he had a little carrots.
13:00His carrots turned brown.
13:01His carrots turned brown.
13:02Yeah.
13:02Okay.
13:06That's a sweet answer.
13:08Yes, it is.
13:09Charles?
13:10I said his green bean turned brown.
13:11His green bean turned brown.
13:13Really?
13:14Here, I'll point it straight, Richard.
13:16Hi, you know, they're supposed to be the funny, but they're all, all right, you, madam.
13:20Could I think about it a little while longer and you can come back to me?
13:24No, you want me to preview your answer?
13:26It's, his can of peas turned brown.
13:30That's right.
13:31The buzzer seems to be getting louder, or is that my imagination?
13:34You know, one more lousy.
13:35Yeah.
13:36Mr. Glassman!
13:37Three people are applauding.
13:39Cut.
13:41Richard?
13:41Yes, I happen to know the arse.
13:45I knew him very well.
13:47Yes.
13:47And his niblets turned brown.
13:51Okay.
13:54Now, what do you say, Betty White?
13:57Falling off at the end, here is corn.
13:59It's corn.
14:00So, it's one to nothing at this moment.
14:04Now, we come to you, Lisa.
14:05You've got to match one celebrity to stay in the game.
14:07If you match two, you win the game.
14:09Here we go.
14:09Jim said, my new wife has a weird idea of what's fun.
14:13On our wedding night, she blanked me up.
14:17Jim said, my new wife has a weird idea of what's fun.
14:21On our wedding night, she blanked me up.
14:24Everybody plays, since she didn't match anybody in the first round.
14:28And don't think too long.
14:29Trust your first instinct and you'll write the answer down on the card.
14:32Oh, sure.
14:35Okay.
14:36Could we have a conference?
14:37It's a good answer.
14:38Trust the answer.
14:39Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
14:40We're going to have a whole conference.
14:41Hold on, let me just check that.
14:43No, no, no.
14:44No, no.
14:49Charles and I liked it.
14:50That's good.
14:50Yeah, of course.
14:51Splendid.
14:52Of course.
14:52Of course.
14:54All right.
14:57Put that in the slot there, Bill.
14:59And we're all set.
15:02Elaine, are you still fooling her up?
15:03No, no, I'm...
15:04All right, everybody's ready.
15:05So, Lisa, Jim said, my new wife has a weird idea of what's fun.
15:08On our wedding night, she blanked me up.
15:12She picked me up.
15:14Picked me up.
15:15Yeah.
15:15Okay.
15:16Yes.
15:16She said, pick me up, Bill.
15:18What do you say?
15:20Well, it could have been that, except that...
15:23He was all slippery from being shampooed.
15:26She...
15:27On our wedding night, she shampooed me up.
15:29Well, whatever.
15:30It turns you on, Bill.
15:31Okay, Brett.
15:32I heard he was all washed up.
15:34Yes.
15:35Brett.
15:36Yes.
15:37Okay.
15:38Tied.
15:39Tied me up.
15:40Tied.
15:41Oh.
15:42Yeah.
15:43Oh, all right.
15:44Charles.
15:45Yes.
15:46I said, cranked me.
15:47Cranked me.
15:48Okay.
15:49Lisa is looking for the answer.
15:52On our wedding night, she picked me up.
15:54What do you say?
15:55I said that at night, she made him up.
15:58She was asleep.
16:00All right.
16:00That's sweet answer.
16:01That's a lot of fun.
16:02You ought to try it.
16:04Your husband will look better to you.
16:06Cut it.
16:07Go.
16:08I said, tied.
16:09Tied.
16:10Got to match Betty to stay in the game.
16:12Betty, may we see it, please?
16:13I have learned not to judge from personal experience, or I would have said, woke me up.
16:18But I said, tied me up.
16:19Tied.
16:20So that means Richard wins the game.
16:22Okay, congratulations on you.
16:28You stand by for a moment or so now, here.
16:31Gonna say goodbye to Lisa Chrissy.
16:33Bye-bye, thank you.
16:34I had a really good time.
16:35Lisa, we've got a gift for you, together with our thanks for being with us here on Match Game PM.
16:39Goodbye, Lisa.
16:40And while we're spinning her off, we're gonna spin these messages just for you.
16:45Ready?
16:47No, here we are now with Richard Edwards Jr.
16:50And Richard, it's time for the Big Money Supermatch, where you can win over $10,000.
16:55Now, to do that, we have two audience matches for you.
16:58And whatever you win in these audience matches, you'll have a chance to multiply by 10.
17:04Ready?
17:04Ready.
17:05All right, here we go with the first one.
17:06We polled a recent studio audience, and we got their best response to this.
17:10Blank cocktail.
17:13Blank cocktail.
17:15Now, if you match the answer they gave most often, you'll get $500.
17:19If you match the next one, $250, and the bottom, $100.
17:25Which celebrities would you like a little help from?
17:28I've got a good one.
17:30We'll start with Elaine.
17:32Okay.
17:33Get ready, gang.
17:34Shrimp cocktail.
17:36Shrimp cocktail.
17:37Yeah.
17:40That's it.
17:41Okay, there's one.
17:43Richard?
17:44Pardon?
17:44Richard.
17:45Blank cocktail.
17:46I don't drink.
17:47This is very difficult for me.
17:48Yes.
17:48I'll go into a conference.
17:50Yes.
17:50Of course.
17:52Ah, of course.
17:53What?
17:54Are you calling me names?
17:57Fruit cocktail.
18:01All right.
18:02I thought it was going to be you.
18:04Okay, one more.
18:05And Brett?
18:06Wouldn't you know.
18:07Third is tough.
18:08Third is tough.
18:09Well, the only thing...
18:10Oh, yes, you.
18:12Oh, I already had fruit, you fruit.
18:16And I've got crab meat, too.
18:18So your crab meat cocktail.
18:20So those are the three, Richard.
18:21Crab meat cocktail, shrimp cocktail, and fruit cocktail.
18:24Do you want one of those?
18:25Or is there a better idea floating around in your head?
18:28No, I'll have the fruit cocktail.
18:29All right.
18:34Ordering one fruit cocktail coming up here.
18:38All right, that's the one he's looking for.
18:39We'll find out if it's there.
18:40May we see the $100 response?
18:42Molotov cocktail.
18:44Oh, are we off?
18:45That's a great drink.
18:46Dangerous.
18:46Yes, indeed.
18:47Fruit cocktail.
18:48Is it under the $250 response?
18:51Shrimp cocktail.
18:53That's the one that Elaine gave you.
18:54All right.
18:55Last chance for the fruit cocktail.
18:56Here is a $500 response.
18:58Fruit.
18:59Fruit cocktail.
19:01And a $500 cocktail.
19:05How are you?
19:07I'm not surprised.
19:09You've won the $500,
19:10which means that the least
19:12you'll be playing for
19:12is 10 times that amount
19:14or $5,000.
19:15Now we're going to see
19:16how much more you can win
19:17with a second audience match
19:18and here we go.
19:19We polled another studio audience
19:21and we got their best response to this.
19:23Blank and the roll.
19:25And the answer they gave you
19:26is $500,000, $5,000, $2,500.
19:28Three celebrities are going to give you a hand here.
19:30Whom do you call on?
19:31Richard?
19:33I was going to say shrimp,
19:34but I will say rock and roll.
19:37Rock and roll.
19:40Charles.
19:41Charles, have you got one?
19:45What?
19:45Esther and roll.
19:46No, I can't.
19:48Blank and roll.
19:49I got a wonderful one.
19:51Go.
19:51Definitely an audience pleaser.
19:54It's called butter and roll.
19:57Butter and roll.
19:59Okay, one more.
20:01And Betty.
20:03Betty, have you got one?
20:04Oh, I knew it.
20:04Did you ever know
20:05that the umbrella
20:05was going to come right down
20:06on your head?
20:07Right.
20:07Yeah.
20:07Now, third is tough.
20:08Thirt is very difficult.
20:10Shrimp roll.
20:11No.
20:12Crab meat roll.
20:13Yes.
20:14Knife and roll.
20:17Fork and roll.
20:18What do you call it?
20:19Yaw, when I think,
20:21the space capsule does what?
20:22Yaw.
20:23Yaw and roll.
20:24No, there's one
20:25that they'll never think of.
20:25Yeah, yaw and what?
20:27Yaw and roll.
20:27You should go to Hawaii
20:28more often.
20:30So it's yaw and roll,
20:31butter and roll,
20:32rock and roll.
20:33Which one of those
20:33do you want, if any?
20:35I think I'm going to go
20:35with the rock and roll.
20:36Rock and roll is one we want.
20:38Let's find out
20:39it's up down at somewhere.
20:40Let's begin down at the bottom
20:41and reveal the $100 response.
20:44Butter and roll.
20:46Well, what do you call it?
20:47All right, it's not there.
20:47He's going to be the $250 response.
20:49Hold it, MC.
20:50Shake, rattle and roll.
20:52Last chance for rock and roll.
20:54Here's the $500 number.
20:56Rock and roll.
20:58Congratulations.
21:03Another $500 multiplied by 10
21:05makes another $5,000.
21:06Add it to your previous $5,000,
21:08you've got $10,000 to shoot for.
21:10Here's the $10,000 question.
21:13You face me.
21:13Now, to collect this,
21:14you've got to match
21:15one celebrity head-to-head.
21:16Which one will it be?
21:17Richard.
21:18Richard.
21:19Ready.
21:20Here we go.
21:23Blank beans.
21:25B-E-A-N-S.
21:27Blank beans.
21:36Okay, he's finished.
21:38Now, Richard, we ask you to give us your response.
21:41One you think will match his.
21:42Blank beans.
21:44Green.
21:46Green beans.
21:47The audience is owing you.
21:49I don't know whether that's a good or a bad sign.
21:51Richard, for $10,000, he says,
21:54green beans will match you.
21:55What do you say?
21:57I said baked.
21:58Baked beans.
22:00I'm sorry, Richard.
22:00Okay, Richard, you didn't win the $10,000.
22:03However, you did win $1,000,
22:06and we thank you for being with us here on Match Game PM.
22:09It was a pleasure meeting you.
22:11Okay, we'll be back in a moment or so.
22:13Come right back.
22:17You were all terrific,
22:19and we hope to see you all again,
22:20and you do join us next week for Match Game PM.
22:22Gene Rayburn here.
22:23Goodbye.
22:23Some contestants will receive.
22:26Cool comfort from Frederick.
22:27Leader in energy.
22:28Efficient room air conditioners.
22:29Frederick lasts for years.
22:30Saves you a lot of money.
22:31And record a call in the automatic telephone action system.
22:34Voice actuated with remote control
22:36that plays vacuum message from anywhere in the world.
22:38And Procter Silex Cauter Magic Toaster Oven,
22:40a two-tray toaster oven,
22:41and also broils and pops-up toast.
22:43Another superior design from Procter Silex.
22:46And Prestone 2,
22:47winter-summer concentrate
22:48with its patented silicone silicaire formula,
22:50likes winter freeze-ups,
22:51summer boil-overs,
22:52and rust and corrosion in all seasons.
22:54And for a smooth-running car,
22:56Castrol GTX motor oil
22:57for all models and sizes of cars.
22:59Castrol lubrication
23:00for cars, motorcycles, and snowmobiles.
23:08This is Johnny Olsen speaking
23:13for Match Game PM.
23:15A Mark Goodson, Bill Tottenham production.
23:17A Mark Goodson, Bill Tottenham production.
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