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00:00I'm so hungry. Hi guys. Feta cheese.
00:20Smokey, I'm gonna show him after I eat. I'm so hungry. He's hiding. Look at the salad.
00:25New cat. Smokey first? All right. Smokey? Smokey? Are you scared? Oh, sorry. Are you scared of your new home?
00:39He's adjusting, guys. Don't go behind that toilet. Don't go behind. Come on. You big fat ass. You big fat boy. Come on. Smokey?
00:51Aw. Can I hide for a while, boy? Oh, it's okay. It's okay. Yeah, Smokey. Smokey. Aw, poor guy.
01:07He's been rehomed three times, by the way. Of course, thing.
01:13So yeah, he's, you know. What a dump. Yeah, your face. Your face is a dump.
01:19Oh, I got a chicken pita. He's six. Okay, guys. I have some. I'm so hungry. I'm sorry,
01:28but I don't like french fries with my Greek food. Can you dip them in tzatziki? I want to name him, um,
01:35beefy, but oh. I'm gonna put some feta on this rice. Okay, like that. Smokey?
01:47It looks okay. Oh, I feel so bad for him. It's all right. Don't look.
01:56I don't have napkins. I'm doing laundry anyway. Cat is a priority.
02:02Why is it selfish? It's selfish to give a cat in need a home? Fuck off. That's what I say to you. Get out of here.
02:08I know how to take care of a cat, itty bitty fishy. I'm not a retard. Thank you.
02:18Wheelchair? No, no wheelchairs. Jeez.
02:23I wouldn't even need a wheelchair. 20 milligrams, does it? That's it. And I'm out.
02:28I didn't say I was traveling. Why are you worried about it? Go get a fucking hobby.
02:35Go get a hobby. You think I would travel and just leave a cat with no care?
02:40People with pets travel, by the way. It's a thing.
02:41Oh, smokey. I feel bad. He's brooding.
02:57I just madly couldn't stop it. Of course I can't. You can sit and spin. I've got a hobby.
03:02It's a he. Big boy. Yeah. He was in the window earlier. With the screen on.
03:16And he came to me and let me pet him and spike his little bump. Messy. I was so hungry. Like,
03:24that lasagna hurt my stomach so bad. Tomato sauce, yeah. Tomato sauce is heartburn city, eh?
03:30Okay. Guys, I know how to take care of cats.
03:42Where did I abandon my cat? Where?
03:49Seriously. This time will be different. How? Like, how is Julia not taken care of? You guys are just
03:54stupid and listening to dumb fuck reactors who know shit. They don't know anything. They make
03:58shit up to make money. That's their job. Somebody's saying, Julia's sutures were ripped open. No,
04:03they weren't. Are you blind? Do you want some glasses? Like, they never ripped open. They heal fine.
04:11People are so stupid. Grow up. Get a fucking job, a hobby, a life, whatever.
04:15It's true. I'm sorry, but come on. I have cups.
04:28I didn't know you needed a kitchen table to have a cat, though.
04:32He came with all his things. He came with, I bought a new litter box with litter.
04:35A scooper. He came with a box with toys. A scratcher thing.
04:42Um, a tub of food.
04:48Bags of treats. A brush. And it's just like,
04:52Minecraft, go sit and spin, bye. I suggest you do a puzzle.
04:55Weight loss surgery.
05:02I feel bad for him right now.
05:05Poor thing. Smokey.
05:09I smell.
05:11He loves the closet.
05:14Did you tell us how much you need for wheelchairs and walkmas?
05:18I don't need wheelchairs.
05:20I have some candies on hand, which I know is not very good as a Muslim, but
05:27I'm kind of addicted to it, so whenever I'm ready to change that, I will.
05:33I don't know if addicted, but dependent.
05:36I don't have the backscrasher. I'm working on an Amazon wishlist.
05:39Oh, hi, boy.
05:42Hi, boy.
05:43Come here, big boy.
05:45Hi, Smokey.
05:47Where you go, Smokey?
05:50Hi, Smokey.
05:51You fat chonky.
05:53He's curious. He thinks he's a curious boy.
05:55Come.
05:56Oh, he's a good boy.
05:58He's a good boy.
06:00He's a good boy.
06:01He's a good boy.
06:03He's a good boy.
06:04My aunt got me a nice housewarming gift.
06:06Oh, you big boy.
06:08You big boy.
06:11What?
06:12What?
06:14What?
06:15You fat, eh?
06:16What's this?
06:19What's this?
06:20What's this, Smokey?
06:21What's this, Smokey?
06:24Hi.
06:24You want to put in the bed?
06:25Come on.
06:26You want some chicken?
06:28What?
06:28Is he fat or what?
06:33Is he fat or what?
06:34I'm fat too, Smokey, so don't worry about it.
06:37You want to diet together?
06:39You're so cute, boy.
06:41I love his curves.
06:42Is he cute?
06:45Smokey.
06:48Come here, big boy.
06:49Oh, no.
06:51I'm your home now.
06:51Oh, oh, that's a big fatty.
06:54This is a big boy.
07:01Come here.
07:02What am I?
07:04Come up on your bed?
07:05Come up on your bed?
07:07He's crying to hear him.
07:10What the fuck is that?
07:11He's too curious.
07:18Do you like fetic cheese?
07:20It's delicious.
07:21I have a feeling he doesn't eat.
07:22He is.
07:23Ow, he bit my.
07:24Don't bite my.
07:25He bit my broken toe.
07:27Don't bite my broken toe.
07:28Did you bite your new mouth?
07:32Why are you a chonk?
07:33Why?
07:35Low calorie?
07:35Yeah, I'm going to have to ask the vet about that.
07:37But the vet told the previous owner not to overfeed him and she doesn't feed him that much.
07:43So I don't know if it's like just, why are you biting myself?
07:45Hormonal or because he's been neutered?
07:48I don't know.
07:53I'm full.
07:55Something's wrong with my appetite these days.
07:57I guess I'll just leave it for what I'm hungry later.
08:00I'm nervous.
08:00I don't know.
08:01I don't feel right about being away from my husband, being away from my daughter.
08:05Now my son.
08:07Well, are you my son?
08:09Are you my son?
08:10Oh, big boy.
08:11You're my son.
08:12Who is your...
08:14Wanna look at Smokey again?
08:15Smokey?
08:16You think my blanket's funky or something?
08:18What do you smell?
08:19Who is that?
08:21What is that?
08:24Hi.
08:24Aww.
08:28Poor Smokey.
08:33I need a Swiffer.
08:35Are you sure he's a boy?
08:36I don't see anything.
08:37Aww, it's okay.
08:38It's just a micro.
08:41I'm not making fun of my boy.
08:42You're my new boy.
08:43He's Chunky Bum.
08:45Okay, I'm sorry, but fat cats have the best...
08:49Oh, you're so cute.
08:50Reminds me of Timbit.
08:52Are you 1010.2?
08:54I've seen him jump down, and he jumped on the windowsill.
08:56But he won't jump on my bed.
08:57I don't know why.
08:58Come on.
08:59You gotta sleep with me, so come on.
09:00Come on.
09:01Come on.
09:02Come on.
09:05Hey, Nicole.
09:06Hi.
09:08Hi.
09:09You're so cute.
09:10Yes, you're so cute.
09:12You're so cute.
09:13You're fat.
09:14Oh, my.
09:15What are you fat?
09:16Oh, my God.
09:20Oh, my God.
09:21Look what he did.
09:24Smokey.
09:25Hi, big boy.
09:26Hi, big boy.
09:29Hi, big boy.
09:32Smokey.
09:34Hi, Smokey.
09:37Hi.
09:41You like my foot?
09:42Yes, you do.
09:43I wish I caught on camera when he, um, flipped himself.
09:52The fan is intense.
09:54I gotta go to the bathroom.
09:58Slow blinks.
09:59Smokey.
10:01Oh, he's a good boy.
10:05He's a good boy.
10:13I have to use the bathroom.
10:20Well, I could probably leave this one.
10:21Smokey.
10:24Can you jump on the bed?
10:25Hey, can you jump on the bed?
10:28I can't even lift him.
10:29He's too fat.
10:29Oh, he's too fat.
10:33Do you want to go in the window?
10:36Oh, he's too fat.
10:45Okay.
10:46I need to put this stuff away.
10:50You went back in the closet.
10:52Yes, you did.
10:54Hey.
10:54I'll eat my salad later.
11:11At least I have leftovers.
11:20It smells like Greek food in here.
11:33Are you okay?
11:34Are you okay?
11:35Are you okay?
11:36It's okay.
11:38You can hide there.
11:39You can hide there.
11:40There you go.
11:42A twin bed?
11:44It's supposed to be a queen.
11:46Does it look like one?
11:49Maybe it's a double.
11:49I don't know.
11:51Smokey is six.
11:52Yeah, I'm going to try to help him lose weight.
11:54It's not a twin.
11:56I'm so happy I've come pay now.
11:57Yes.
11:58I have no idea no sugar.
11:59I don't really know the whole history on that.
12:03No markets.
12:04Greek food.
12:06Does Smokey live with other cats?
12:07Uh, I don't know.
12:08I don't know his full history.
12:10I'll find out.
12:11We need gaming, Beezing?
12:13I'm getting a TV.
12:15For sure.
12:16Should I go bring his box in here?
12:19Circular cat treadmills.
12:21Yeah, I should get one.
12:22I don't know if he'll use it.
12:25I hope so.
12:31Doesn't have a bed, actually.
12:35He's so cute, though.
12:36He's fat as hell.
12:39Cats sleep anywhere.
12:40Right now, he's taking to the closet, so.
12:43He's neutered.
12:46I don't know if we would move or not.
12:51It's not like we have kids.
12:52We have cats, though, but.
12:53Juice.
12:56I really miss Juice.
12:57She was my sweet, fluffy, fluffy, friendly, sweetheart.
13:02He'll come in the chat.
13:03He's sleeping.
13:04He's very tired.
13:05He was very tired today.
13:08Why are so many people asking so many invasive questions about pet care?
13:11I don't know.
13:12Yeah, the tribe.
13:13But he's also been wandering around the rest of the house.
13:15So I don't think he's like too.
13:16Oh, my toe is so broken.
13:19Would you like to scammed you?
13:22Chantelle, you were scheduled for a litter box inspection in five minutes.
13:25Less or no.
13:27And I'm not going to tell people when he's going to the vet.
13:29This and that.
13:30It's no one's business.
13:31Go re-into the abyss.
13:33Christ Christ.
13:34For those concerned, he's going to be fine.
13:36It'll just heal by itself, Nicole.
13:38I want Paws to wait to update us on where is Bruce.
13:40Yeah.
13:40I haven't tried petting his paws yet.
13:43Where is he?
13:45YouTube lover, the cat.
13:45He's in the closet.
13:46Can I mob these yet?
13:48I need justice.
13:49Oh, yeah.
13:49I was supposed to talk to you so well.
13:52I need justice.
13:53Yes, very soon, a BBJ.
13:54Don't worry.
13:55You know, I love you.
13:56You're a BBJ.
13:57When is he coming out of the closet?
13:58I want to go for a walk.
14:00Honestly, I do.
14:01I'm tired of being in here.
14:02Gabrielle, yes.
14:03But, like, it really hurts just to walk, like, around my apartment, so.
14:10But it is healing up, I think.
14:14The toe right next to the pinky is, like, I can't even wiggle it.
14:17Will your toe need to be amputated?
14:19I hope not, but if they ever amputate my toe for whatever, not for diabetes, but if it's
14:23for something else and the toe isn't packed, I'll pickle it and put it in the jar.
14:26How much do you eat your own pickled toe?
14:29I should sell my toe.
14:31Well, here's to hoping I don't lose it.
14:32Why are my lips all skinny these days?
14:34I need makeup.
14:34I need to go brush my teeth.
14:36Yeah, I pinned up my PayPal on the community tab.
14:38I'm going to go and people are going to measure my bed.
14:40I don't know if it's a twin.
14:41I think it's either a double or a queen.
14:42But I know it's not a twin.
14:46You okay?
14:51Oh, Spooky.
14:52Spooky.
14:56Hi, Spooky.
14:58Hi, Spooky.
15:05Shit.
15:22I spilled the water.
15:28I wet the bed.
15:30Oh, it's cold on my butt.
15:36All right.
15:38Hi.
15:40Hi.
15:41Hi.
15:42Hi.
15:42Hi, Spooky.
15:46He's looking at me from the closet.
15:49It's not a pigsty.
15:49Where?
15:52There's nothing.
15:54I mean, I moved in like two days ago.
15:57A year, at least.
16:00Most apartments are.
16:04I've been on YouTube since 2012 and I've never witnessed or experienced so much hate.
16:07YouTube is about to do something about reaction channels.
16:08I've seen channels talking about it already.
16:11Yeah, some of them for sure.
16:13What goes around comes back around and that goes for everyone.
16:20We're all losers.
16:20We're just fun peeps.
16:21Exactly, Jack.
16:22I think HDHD is defeating all strength snipers.
16:25Oh, really?
16:30But he can afford like all kinds of lawyers.
16:33That's the problem.
16:35Smokey's BMI.
16:37I don't think it's behavioral issues.
16:38He's actually a really nice cat.
16:39Are you a good boy?
16:41You're a good boy.
16:42Here he comes.
16:43As soon as I say that.
16:44Come on.
16:46Come on, big boy.
16:47Hi.
16:48It's okay.
16:50It's okay.
16:50It's your house.
16:51It's your house now.
16:54That's your house?
16:55Oh, boy.
16:57Did you hear him?
16:59He's so chunky.
17:00What's your BMI?
17:03Oh, you're such a pretty boy.
17:05You have an orange nose and a big bum.
17:07You have a big bum.
17:09I like big butts and I cannot lie.
17:10All the other cats can't deny.
17:12When a fat chonk walks in with an itty bitty head and a big thing in your face,
17:15It's okay, doggy.
17:17What?
17:17What?
17:18Come on.
17:20Why does he smell that corner?
17:23What's with the corner?
17:24The smell?
17:26He needs to go on it, doggy.
17:28You're a big boy.
17:29Yeah, it's a big boy.
17:30Come on.
17:32I like when they do that with your tail.
17:36It looks like beans.
17:38Probably a urine drip.
17:39Ew.
17:39What?
17:40What?
17:43Hey.
17:44Hey.
17:44Hey.
17:45You going under the foop?
17:46What?
17:47What?
17:50What are you doing here under me?
17:52Come on.
17:53Do you want to jump on the bed?
17:55I just want him to jump on the bed, but I don't know if he can.
17:59Hi.
18:01I can't even pick him up.
18:05Can I hug him?
18:07He's tubby.
18:08You going to go see out there?
18:09Go explore.
18:10Oh.
18:12He likes the corner pieces of the wasonia bed.
18:22What was that?
18:26Hold on.
18:28I just want the sun to go down.
18:29I thought I heard.
18:31I heard a man.
18:32Did you guys hear that?
18:34Neighbors?
18:37You think I should buy a car?
18:39I don't think he sprayed my bed.
18:41It smells like laundry detergent.
18:43What are you smelling?
18:47He's ignoring me.
18:47He doesn't.
18:48He's like, I'm tired of this shit.
18:49I'm, I'm.
18:51Grab your pew pew.
18:52Yeah, I'm in Canada.
18:54Yeah.
18:55I don't think he's going to spray.
18:56I've never seen a mail pack spray that's fixed.
19:01Well, honestly, like, time for a water bath.
19:03I feel like shh.
19:04I don't, I don't know.
19:05I just don't feel good.
19:07Ew, I look dead.
19:09I need makeup.
19:15I'm about to go travel again.
19:16No, I could never.
19:19Yeah, I don't want to just be bed bound.
19:22Shut up, Leslie.
19:23Shut it up your ass.
19:24Who did I re-home, you stupid idiot?
19:28Julia's not re-homed.
19:30And people re-home their cats, whatever.
19:33Happens.
19:34And take some pain relief so you can walk.
19:36Yeah, even with pain relief.
19:37Like, I'd need morphine or something.
19:40No, I'm not nice.
19:40I'm not nice.
19:42Right now.
19:43Screw everybody.
19:44I don't care.
19:47They have taken the hijab off your voodoo doll on Twitter.
19:49I can't believe these people exist.
19:53Seriously, like, people like that?
19:54Like, I don't know how they exist.
19:59Imagine you have to live around these people in your real life.
20:01No, they probably don't have people in real life,
20:03because who the fuck would want to be around?
20:04A stupid idiot who makes a voodoo doll of someone.
20:07Twitter's a cesspool.
20:08Yeah.
20:09Yup.
20:10Desperate, lonely, ugly as fuck women.
20:14My jaw's on the floor.
20:15Can you imagine, Nicole?
20:15And I'm the bad person in all of this.
20:18No matter how fucking sad you think my life is,
20:22I don't do any of the shit you weirdos do.
20:24I don't look up where people eat.
20:25I don't try to dox people.
20:26I don't make voodoo dolls.
20:27So right then and there, you're sad sacks of shit.
20:30Even people on Kiwi farms or forums, you spend,
20:32you obsess over every detail over someone thinking you're fucking cool.
20:35You're pathetic.
20:36It's sad.
20:37You should all be embarrassed of your lives.
20:40Because no matter how sad my life is,
20:43at least I'm not doing that shit.
20:44That's, I feel good about myself.
20:46I actually, like, see these people to make myself feel better about myself.
20:49I get it.
20:50Half of them are snaking.
20:51Yeah, because they have no fucking life.
20:53It's like what?
20:53Like, 647?
20:55447 in the day.
20:56Maybe time zones or whatever.
20:58It's beautiful out.
20:59Go enjoy your life.
21:01Go enjoy your life.
21:03I don't get it.
21:03Like, what's so exciting about me laying in bed?
21:06I've just watched an episode of people who stalk famous people.
21:08They're obsessed.
21:09It's truly a mental disorder.
21:10I'm not stalking anybody.
21:13There's no way.
21:13You can pat yourself on the back knowing you're good and they have hate in their hearts.
21:17So gross they are.
21:18Yep.
21:19That's beyond demonic.
21:21It's insane.
21:22A voodoo doll.
21:23So much, so much good it's doing you.
21:25Idiots.
21:26Shove your doll up your friggin' butthole.
21:31Wow.
21:32They're disturbed.
21:33Yep.
21:34They have actual dangerous people following you.
21:36Please be more careful.
21:37What they did in Kuwait is not the end.
21:39Yeah, well they're gonna end up in fuckin' prison.
21:41I called the FBI on Marty.
21:43There you go.
21:44I can do it again.
21:45It's a level of crazy I could never have anticipated.
21:49At least you can rest your head knowing you didn't swear to God for someone to trip down a flight of stairs.
21:53Yeah.
21:54I did say I wouldn't give a shit if some of the- if some of the people in Gore World died, but...
21:58I'm not lying.
21:58Sorry.
21:59I'm not saying I want people to die or I think about their death or I obsess about them being harmed, but...
22:03I don't know.
22:05Like, what do you want me to say?
22:06Okay.
22:08Seriously.
22:08All FBI.
22:09Sorry, I'm angry at what they say.
22:10I can't even imagine how bad you feel about it.
22:12I don't care what they say, honestly.
22:13Except that it's all lies and bullshit, but...
22:15I don't care if they think I'm fat, whatever.
22:16Look at them.
22:17Like, look at fuckin' FFG.
22:18She sits there raging, calling me fat.
22:20Have you seen-
22:20How many people in here have seen what she looks like?
22:22I'd rather look like me all day, every day.
22:24Most of these people, not just her.
22:26Don't say that it's bad karma.
22:28No, it would be bad karma if I was gonna say, wish them death.
22:30I don't wish them death, dollies.
22:31But I'm not gonna give a shit if any of them croak.
22:33Sorry, but why would I care about them?
22:37All they do is spread hate.
22:39Sorry, but it's true.
22:40But that's the most I've said, really.
22:42Whatever.
22:43Yeah, it makes a voodoo doll and does demonic things, but I'm the bad person.
22:45That's what I'm saying.
22:47I didn't abandon my husband, of course.
22:48We had to separate.
22:50For now.
22:51Like, I swear, some of you are so retarded.
22:53Like, it's insane.
22:55I dipped in a shanty shot and they were calling your names.
22:57From the woman with two and a quarter teeth.
22:59Yeah, who lost her kids to abuse.
23:02Um, who has two teeth, shits in a bucket.
23:04Lives at her boyfriend's uncles, who she friggin' made spend 700k on them and barely on her kids.
23:10What else?
23:11Yeah, I'd shut my big mouth if I were you.
23:12A warthead.
23:13Warthog.
23:15I'm in a mood to rant.
23:18You can rest your head knowing that you didn't willingly hand your kids over to a predator too.
23:22Hey, it is what it is.
23:23For one, she didn't abandon him, but I would mind.
23:26Rage incoming.
23:26Let's rage.
23:28Three years of Kuwait silence.
23:29I was pretty mouthy in Kuwait too, but mostly against these idiots.
23:32The hypocrisy is what tells me.
23:33Oh, she just lays around in bed.
23:34No content.
23:35Wah, boring.
23:36Sir, you've made your videos about nothing today.
23:37Sit down.
23:38Right?
23:40Exactly.
23:40So what the fuck are you reacting to?
23:42Me laying in bed.
23:43How boring is your content then?
23:44Idiot.
23:45She's laying in bed.
23:46She's gonna die.
23:47She's unhealthy.
23:48Like, fuck off.
23:49Mind your business and get your own life.
23:50Like, who cares?
23:50What is that your problem anyways?
23:52They're literally doing the same thing.
23:54What are you doing while you're criticizing me?
23:56Sitting there acting like an ass or laying down and acting like an ass.
23:59Like, everyone does it.
24:00Who's relaxing right now?
24:02Please.
24:03By the way!
24:09It's my medicine.
24:09Don't judge me.
24:11People are allowed to take meth legally.
24:13Well, there you go.
24:14It's my medicine, SB.
24:18Canadian medicine.
24:25What is Delta 9?
24:27It's candy.
24:27The difference is you get to exist as yourself.
24:33They have to exist talking and discussing about you.
24:34Yeah.
24:35Oh, it is Nicole?
24:38What the hell?
24:43They're all Delta.
24:47Hybrid Keith.
24:48I'm not sure if Sue's near.
25:02Really, Nicole?
25:03Oh, no.
25:04Delta 8, but Delta 9 is the same.
25:06Lily, what are you doing?
25:08You're literally in my chat.
25:10How was your life?
25:11Nobody who watches me.
25:12I'm just joking.
25:14Actually, I have a really good...
25:15Why are my lips white?
25:17I'm pasty.
25:20This is a life for me.
25:21This is what I want to do right now.
25:22I don't want to be mountain climbing right now.
25:23What the hell?
25:25You want me to go to a park and go...
25:27Like, what is life?
25:29More water.
25:30I swear some people are like, that's not a life.
25:32Okay, let me go out.
25:32Like, you know on the drug commercials,
25:34they're running through a field with a puppy and the scent.
25:35Like, what the fuck do you mean that's not a life?
25:38I just got back from the Middle East.
25:40Actually, now that I medicated,
25:41I don't think I'll be bitchy.
25:43I forgot I signed up for a therapy thing and they called me.
25:45I have to call them back after.
25:48I need some friends in real life.
25:50Okay, Nicole.
25:51Yeah, well now that I'm back here, I can hang out with more people.
25:54Tampax commercial.
25:59When I travel to Mars, I trust Tampax to keep me dry the whole way.
26:03Box Mountain.
26:05Smokey!
26:06I have a feeling this cat is just going to be a bread loaf on the ground.
26:09I think I'm having separation anxiety.
26:12You have that pet owner resemblance already.
26:14Yeah, the edibles are packaged.
26:16It's medicine, guys, for real.
26:18I use this as natural medicine.
26:19I don't like pills.
26:21Are you Muslim fupative foodie?
26:22I don't think so.
26:24Based on your name, fupative?
26:25Yeah.
26:26So mind your biz.
26:27Where does it say in the Quran you can't have any weed?
26:33I don't drink alcohol.
26:35And I use weed for medicinal purposes.
26:38How's your evening going?
26:39Very well.
26:39There's nothing about marijuana in it at all.
26:46She can do what she wants.
26:47I use weed because I like the guy.
26:49It's against intoxication, but I'm using it for medicinal purposes.
26:53Mostly.
26:54You know.
26:55Weed is medicine.
26:56Sounds like a loophole.
26:58Anyways, that'll be up to me and God, right?
27:01Weed is a plant.
27:02Yeah, well, so is cocaine.
27:04No, the coca plant.
27:05Well, fugitive cutie, that's debatable, okay?
27:09You're technically not supposed to smoke cigarettes either.
27:11How many Muslims smoke cigarettes?
27:12Do you go around shaking your finger at everybody?
27:14You shouldn't be doing that.
27:17Please.
27:19No one follows religion to the absolute T.
27:21Religion and God are personal to every individual.
27:23Exactly.
27:24And if you say, well, you're wearing hijab.
27:26Um.
27:27So?
27:31Weed is the only thing that works for my restless leg.
27:33There you go.
27:33So that's medicinal.
27:35For me, right now I'm using it to just deal, you know?
27:40Maybe it's not, you know?
27:42Yeah, it does help.
27:43Look at how I was a VITCH just a few minutes ago and now I'm like more comfortable.
27:49But I don't know.
27:49Maybe I should eventually get off of it.
27:54Maybe whenever I cease a lot again.
27:58I'm not used to not having any affection this long.
28:04Microdosing edibles.
28:06I had 20.
28:07Okay, I need to shave my nose.
28:09Amazon.
28:13Could you ever pluck your nose hair?
28:14That's so painful.
28:17You're right, fugitive.
28:18I'm not trying because I'm not quitting right now, so.
28:19I guess that's my sin to deal with later.
28:24I don't know.
28:24You are blessed, though.
28:27Mine are black.
28:28Look it.
28:29Ew.
28:30Ew.
28:32Ew.
28:34Ew.
28:34Ew.
28:35Why do I have a weird nostril anyway?
28:36It should be hidden inside like this.
28:40Disgusting.
28:41You go under the blanket to smell.
28:43Ew.
28:46Plucking upper lip.
28:47No, I never.
28:48My top lip has gotten so much skinnier since I've.
28:51It's so thin.
28:53It's so thin.
28:54Cornhole pizza.
28:55Ugh.
28:57No.
28:58Ugh.
29:01Food makes me feel sick.
29:02I went to the bathroom three times, five times already today.
29:06A fun for the car?
29:08That big toenail is busted.
29:10I guess we could beez a lot more if we had a car.
29:12How much do you think I need for a car?
29:14Can you buy cars on Kijiji?
29:1710k for a beater?
29:19Oh my gosh, forget it.
29:22Did the dealership tell you your payment would be through the roof?
29:24No, it was going to be like 400 and something, but for like six or seven years.
29:30Let's start a car fun.
29:32If everyone sends a dollar.
29:35A dance?
29:42The car fun?
29:42No, it won't.
29:43I'm going to barf.
29:44Sorry guys.
29:45Why can't I have decorum like a normal person?
29:50It was a gift.
29:52If I was in Kuwait and people were giving me money.
29:56Another thing was like we got like we shouldn't be accepting PayPal donations at all for anything.
29:59So I was like, well, I got to bounce then because that's part of my like it all adds up.
30:03Okay view money.
30:04We get a portion from the YouTube premium.
30:07We get
30:09PayPal donations cameos
30:10cameos, which I, oh shoot, I have cameos I have to do.
30:13We, um, merch purchases
30:16and
30:17PayPal's and memberships.
30:18It's all adds up, you know?
30:20Didn't your PayPal for the car fun?
30:23Maybe it should I set it?
30:24Should I make a GoFund?
30:25I feel like GoFundMe is for serious things.
30:27PayPal is allowed in Kuwait.
30:28They're lying to you.
30:28Well, that's what they said.
30:29And everything was just adding up.
30:30Like, I felt like, I don't know, you know?
30:32And then pause.
30:33I'm like, really?
30:35Yeah, we're both separate and we both kind of just have to like,
30:38you know, pay for our own living.
30:40And no, he's not getting a single cent from me.
30:43And why is that anyone?
30:43Why am I even saying that?
30:44If I want to give him money, who cares?
30:46That's no one's business, right?
30:47But I'm paying for my own way of life right now and
30:49he has to worry about himself, right?
30:51So, and Julia.
30:53He obviously helped me get a flight.
30:55Like, it was expensive last minute a little bit.
30:57I don't think I'm going to tell where Salah is.
30:59I think that's a better idea.
31:01Because people with no life don't need to know that.
31:09Where am I going to put all these?
31:19I'm not flexing.
31:22It's going to be a screenshot.
31:23Oh, no.
31:25It's medicine.
31:25I don't care.
31:26I'll defend it.
31:26And, you know.
31:30And yes, I'm still married to the most handsome man.
31:34And he deserves better than hairy nostrils and thin lips.
31:37So I've got to go make myself look gorgeous just to make sure that it's still possible.
31:41I don't know what that's supposed to do.
31:42Maybe because all cows are the same on me, let's say.
31:46I have a big handful of them, but it's to last a while.
31:49Because, you know, they were on sale.
31:54Actually, I went to go to a dispensary and I saw that Sharon lady that worked at one plant where
32:00FFG stalked me.
32:02I don't know who said her name.
32:03I don't remember her full.
32:04It's either Shelly or Shelly.
32:05I don't know.
32:05Anyway.
32:06And I'm like, oh, God.
32:07So I just waited in my car a bit.
32:08Like, I'm not talking to them.
32:10But I don't know.
32:13Smokey?
32:14Hi, Smokey.
32:15Hi, Smokey.
32:18Hi, Smoke, Smoke.
32:19Hi, Smoke, Smoke.
32:21Hi, Smoke, Smoke.
32:21Oh, Smoke, Smoke.
32:23Hi, Smoke, huh?
32:24Oh, what?
32:25What?
32:26What do you want to do, Smoke, Smoke?
32:28Hey, big boy.
32:30What do you want to do, Smoke, Smoke?
32:31Hey, Smoke, Smoke.
32:32Hey, Smoke, Smoke.
32:33You want to go into bed?
32:36You want to come up on the bed.
32:37Come on, big boy.
32:38Come on, big boy.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:40Hi.
32:42Hi.
32:43Hi.
32:45Hi.
32:46Hi, Smoke, Smoke.
32:47You are so, so heavy, Smoke, Smoke.
32:51Yes, big boy.
32:53Hi, big boy.
32:55Okay, you get cozy now, Smoke, Smoke.
33:01Oh, he's so friendly.
33:03You love me now?
33:05Oh, that's right.
33:05Just, you're going to like the fan?
33:07I don't think you like the fan.
33:10This pouch, primordial pouch.
33:12Isn't that what it is?
33:13Oh, he wants beddings.
33:15Hey, hi.
33:17He's a sweetheart.
33:22Pouchimus Maximus.
33:23What?
33:23I like spanking his bum.
33:25It's so hot.
33:30Big bottom boys, they make the rockin' world go round.
33:32Don't show us your bum.
33:35Don't show it.
33:36Don't show it.
33:37Don't show it.
33:38Don't show us your bum.
33:39Don't show it, Smokey.
33:41He's so mature looking.
33:45He's so solid.
33:47Smokey, he knows his name.
33:50Hi, Smokey.
33:51We have to keep his name as Smokey.
33:54Wow, what is that?
33:56That's catnip.
34:00I think he's eating it.
34:00Are they allowed to?
34:01Come on.
34:05He's a little meow.
34:06Isn't he cute?
34:07This is organic habit.
34:09That's a good treat, Smokey.
34:13Yeah, Andy.
34:14First kid enough to nip drive.
34:16He bit my toe already.
34:21He's so funny.
34:22He's so funny.
34:23Isn't he sweet?
34:26No.
34:27I will not break his heart.
34:29And Julia, too.
34:30I don't know why people think I just gave her away.
34:32You know why that's insulting to me?
34:36Because you don't know the shit.
34:40Like, Salah had to go to.
34:44Let's be honest.
34:44He loves Julia.
34:45He said he can't live without her.
34:46But I think also what adds the momentum for him to, you know,
34:49the motivation for him to want to do everything to bring her is me.
34:53Like, the whole time he was traveling, send me updates on.
34:56I have her in the plane.
34:57I can show you guys the pics and videos.
34:59But the whole time.
35:02Is she okay?
35:02She was sedated, by the way.
35:05He's not cross-eyed.
35:06Yeah, okay, tear drop shirt.
35:09Yeah, I didn't abandon Julia.
35:10He went through a lot.
35:14Not just, like, the microchip and everything, but.
35:17And honestly, I was still terrified.
35:19Like, am I doing the right thing?
35:20Because that was my dilemma with BBJ.
35:22She's so old and unhealthy that an arduous trip like that.
35:27Sam, I was worried.
35:28Like, that's a long trip.
35:29I couldn't imagine.
35:30And I had to leave in a month.
35:31And I was like, you know what?
35:32And my future was uncertain.
35:33So I just, you know, I thought that was the best thing at the time.
35:36And people would say I wanted to kill BBJ.
35:38I had the cat for 21 years.
35:40If I didn't like her, you don't think I'd offer sooner than that?
35:41Secondly, I was inquiring about euthanasia for her.
35:46If it was less traumatic than re-homing for her.
35:48Because she's got so many problems.
35:50Not for my benefit.
35:51You know?
35:53I didn't have time to fly with Julia, that's why.
35:55Oh my god, he's-
35:56Hi!
35:56Oh my god, you guys.
35:59What?
36:00You freaking out?
36:02You freaking out?
36:03You freaking out?
36:07He's stoned.
36:08We're both.
36:09He's hammered her eyes, easy.
36:12I'm not allowed to make a joke, Ms. Blackwood.
36:14Seriously.
36:16Actually, a joke just to piss you guys off and you take it literal.
36:19That's like, the problem, you know?
36:21It's good, yeah.
36:22Oh, does Kitty need his nails cut?
36:26I know I do.
36:27We have so much in common.
36:29Both fat.
36:30Both stoned.
36:31Hey, what is that?
36:33Catnap!
36:34You like it?
36:35You like it?
36:36Yeah!
36:37You like it?
36:40Smokey!
36:42He's beefy!
36:43Look at his trunky.
36:44Look at his legs.
36:46Hi!
36:47Are you-
36:48Say hi on Canyon?
36:48It's okay.
36:52Look at that top dog.
36:53You big boy!
36:54Yes!
36:55You guys, are you happy?
36:57He's so fat.
36:58Look at you!
36:59You look like a sea!
37:02Ah!
37:02I hope you got an Abaya.
37:04Are you doing aerobics?
37:06Aww!
37:06This seemed to really help his anxiety.
37:08Thank you guys!
37:08Name him Butch.
37:10He wants pets.
37:10Come get them!
37:13He's freaking stoned.
37:15Sometimes people joke as a way to cope exactly.
37:19Bengal tabby mix?
37:21I gotta get him in shape.
37:22What can we do guys?
37:24He likes the mat, yeah.
37:25Well I put catnip on it.
37:26Organic catnip.
37:27You want a bit more?
37:29You're a cute boy!
37:30You're such a cute-
37:31Look at his tom-tom!
37:33Smoky!
37:34Smoky?
37:35What?
37:36You silly boy!
37:37Smoky?
37:39Smoky?
37:40You silly boy!
37:42I'm gonna give him a bit more.
37:43They can't overdose on it.
37:44Hold on.
37:45Smoky!
37:47Look, Smoky!
37:48I can't bend over properly.
37:50Wait!
37:51Okay, hold on you freaking junkie!
37:53Look, if you have a habit,
37:54I'm not going to be able to afford it.
37:56We have to start a fund to support
37:57Smoky's freaking catnip addiction.
37:59You love the catnip?
38:00Oh, he loves it.
38:01Wow.
38:02I've never had a cat who loves catnip.
38:03So this is new.
38:06Are we inside the fan?
38:08Okay, what about now?
38:10No, I explained the pictures in the post.
38:13That was Salal on the-
38:14You know those stupid buses you have to take to get to the plane?
38:16Him and Julia on that bus.
38:21And his toys?
38:22Do you want your toys?
38:26Do you want your toys?
38:28Smoky, you're too big.
38:30Go pick the catnip.
38:31What?
38:32What?
38:33Come on, can you jump?
38:35Hey, can you jump?
38:37Cross, cross, we'll make you jump, jump.
38:39Mac Daddy, we'll make you jump, jump.
38:41Okay, stay on your mat.
38:42I think that will be his mind.
38:43Stay on your mats.
38:44Yeah, his big belly.
38:45He has a nice belly.
38:46He's like,
38:51Illuminati, all for your body.
38:54I flow like a 12-gauge shotty.
38:56Is that what he said?
38:58Come with me, pale Smokey.
39:00He's flipping everywhere.
39:03What's going-
39:03Guys, he's peeking out.
39:05Are you peeking?
39:06Are you peeking?
39:07I'm going to get you.
39:08I'm going to get your smokey.
39:09I'm going to get your tummy smokey.
39:10I'm going to get your tummy smokey.
39:12I'm going to get that tummy smokey.
39:14I'm going to get your tummy.
39:20Come on, if you want up here.
39:21I can't lift you right now.
39:22You're too heavy.
39:23Honestly guys, what?
39:26He cries a lot too.
39:27Why do you cry so much?
39:29Okay, do you guys watch TikTok a lot?
39:31You ever see that one girl that says Max to her cat?
39:35And the cat goes meow.
39:36And then she goes,
39:38It's time for dinner.
39:40And then the cat goes meow.
39:41And he runs.
39:42He's all strung out.
39:44Strung out.
39:45Look at his fupa.
39:46Hold on.
39:47Sorry, I'm going to expose you.
39:49Look at this fupa.
39:51You have a handsome fupa.
39:52Yeah, he's a handsome fupa.
39:58He's massive.
40:00But his tummy is so snackable.
40:03There's people watching me right now at home going,
40:06and this is true.
40:06I'm not exaggerating.
40:07Oh my god, I can't stand the legs of her.
40:10I'm telling you that's what's going on.
40:13Believe it or not.
40:15Don't eat food out.
40:16Well, this is the only food I've left out for him.
40:18So maybe after he eats, I'll put it up.
40:20I don't know.
40:20I got a really...
40:22What are the grossest things in the world to you?
40:26Should I get his litter box?
40:27It's okay.
40:31Come on, Smokey.
40:32Come see.
40:32Your box is here.
40:35That's all yours.
40:40It's yours.
40:42He's a starter.
40:46You don't have to call?
40:47Gosh, I hope he can get in it.
40:48Poor boy.
40:57He's too gentle.
40:58He's out of shape.
41:00He just means...
41:01I think he just...
41:02He might be one of those cats that just wants to stay in one room.
41:05Hold on, I'm gonna...
41:06Like, you guys always say, oh, Timbit stayed in one room, blah, blah, blah.
41:09Okay, for two reasons.
41:10Mostly that she had feline leukemia.
41:13And yes, we did vaccinate the other cats, but the vet still said we should keep her separate
41:16because it's not 100% proof.
41:18And number two, Timbit was not in good shape.
41:21She was like 15, 16, and she was morbidly obese and had health issues, feline leukemia.
41:25So she did not have severe arthritis.
41:27She could not even jump from Pete's bed hardly.
41:29So she did not like to get out of the bedroom, okay?
41:32Sometimes we would like make sure the other cats are not around, try to let it out,
41:35and she would only venture a few feet from the door.
41:37She liked to be in Pete's room.
41:39We tried to give her the best length that she could have in her physical situation, okay?
41:44We loved her a lot.
41:45We got her...
41:46I got Timbit for Pete's, so I felt absolutely horrible.
41:51And that's something I just...
41:55I'll never fucking forget.
41:56So big F you to those of you.
41:58I'm sorry, I have to let this off my chest.
41:59Say that I would ever get back with a swordfish because he was so jealous of me helping Pete's
42:05that he didn't even want me to take him to take Timbit to the vet.
42:08That's how fucking selfish he is.
42:11And I felt like...
42:12And then I think of Pete's and I feel so bad.
42:14But I did take...
42:14I said F you and I took him anyway.
42:16You know?
42:17I'm not just gonna discard...
42:20Especially Pete's, he's a damn good friend.
42:22Like, sorry, but screw you, buddy.
42:29You know?
42:31He's like a family, yeah.
42:34What?
42:34Neglecting Timbit, what?
42:36That makes no sense.
42:37So that's what you get out of the long 20-minute explanation when I was talking about Timbit?
42:41Is that I neglected her for swordfish?
42:44What?
42:46That's scary.
42:46No cure for immune system?
42:49Yeah.
42:50She was not well.
42:52And then she literally just started dying and we brought her to the vet.
42:54It was traumatic.
42:55It was bad.
42:57And no, I took Timbit to the vet.
42:59I didn't care.
43:00Like, I said I'm not gonna leave my friend and my cat.
43:03And Smokey reminds me, he's a male Timbit.
43:06But I'm afraid he won't live long if he's this obese.
43:09And I want to help him out.
43:11I'm gonna help you.
43:12I'm doctor now.
43:14I seem very composed.
43:14I would be going off if people were attacking me like that.
43:16And over some stupid beyond your control.
43:18Plus, I have health.
43:19I know.
43:19They act like we, like, let's lock Timbit away for no reason,
43:22even though the other cats can roam in the owls.
43:26So dumb.
43:27So dumb.
43:29Then you let your friend go back to the vet.
43:31Whatever.
43:32I, no.
43:33I stayed for a while.
43:34And then he said he wanted to be alone.
43:36So, well, he told me he didn't mind.
43:38And yes, you're right.
43:39Maybe I should have stayed longer.
43:41Yeah, I should have stayed.
43:42100%, actually.
43:43I can't even get mad at that.
43:45I'll admit it.
43:48But Pete's, he likes to be alone when he's emotional.
43:50He doesn't like to show emotions around other people.
43:52So you can't really talk on a dynamic that you have no idea anything about.
43:54So, yeah.
43:57It's the past, exactly.
43:59Yes, I made some mistakes when I was with Swordfish.
44:01Yes, I know.
44:02I have to live with that every day, okay?
44:03Like, but I've learned from it.
44:05I've learned what narcissism is.
44:06You deal with different situations in life.
44:09You learn a lot about, you learn a lot from them.
44:12You can tell them people haven't been through much in life.
44:14They just, and they're always the ones who have the most to say about a situation that
44:17they've never been through.
44:19So weird.
44:20Okay, where am I going to put my pot?
44:21I was thinking right under BBJ exam.
44:24What do you think?
44:25I have all the love in my heart for Pete.
44:28He's one and honest, but also a ride or die.
44:30Yes.
44:33He really is.
44:42That's all right.
44:43I'm eating very nicely.
44:47Smoky.
44:49Smoky.
44:52Smoky.
44:55Smoky.
44:58Smoky.
45:00Hi, Smoky.
45:03Hi, Smoky.
45:06Smoky.
45:10There's cat in it.
45:12He's a loaf.
45:14He's a freaking loaf.
45:16I don't know how they'll get along.
45:18I really don't.
45:22Good boy.
45:25Anyways, I think I'm gonna go rest.
45:26Okay, guys.
45:27Love you guys.
45:27And, uh, itching me until I...
45:32It's criss-cross!
45:40I know what I'm doing.
45:42I'm fucking 38.
45:43I know how they can go.
46:08Yes.
46:09Alright.
46:10You
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