00:00Yay! It's my birthday guys! Thanks for all my presents!
00:05Are you lucky? You better enjoy all your presents! Look how many people I brought here!
00:11Hey Junior! Happy Birthday!
00:14Lucky.
00:15Thanks, Dad and everybody that's come. I'm gonna open this one first.
00:20See what this is.
00:22Oh!
00:2540 bullets! 9 pounds! Oh Frank, who got me that?
00:30I'm gonna do that, son. Thank you, Dad. I really like these Nerf gun bullets.
00:35Oh, which one am I gonna open now?
00:38Oh, that one's moving. I'm gonna open this one. I bet this is good.
00:42Who got me this? I don't think any of those got me this, son.
00:47Surprise! Jesus!
00:50Wait, who got him that?
00:53Wasn't me. I'm cool.
00:55No, definitely wasn't me.
00:57No, not me either!
00:59Yeah, I didn't get you that son, so he must have just got in there himself.
01:03Happy Birthday!
01:06Oh, um, can you just get out, please?
01:10Okay, um...
01:12Whee!
01:13Okay, now I'm gonna open two presents.
01:16I'm gonna open this little one here.
01:18Oh, that's for me, Junior.
01:20Okay, thanks, Joseph.
01:22Oh, Thomas.
01:26Oh, a car!
01:28It's not Thomas, but...
01:29Whee!
01:30This is really good.
01:31Okay, now I'm gonna open this one.
01:33Um...
01:35Who got me this?
01:37Oh, that's me, son.
01:38Thanks, Dad.
01:40Ah, jeez.
01:42You want me a phone?
01:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:45Coffee, don't break it, son.
01:46Thanks, Dad.
01:47I really like this phone.
01:48I can do anything now.
01:50Yeah, and I can call my friends and play games.
01:53Right, guys?
01:54Definitely!
01:55Can you open mine now?
01:57Hmm...
01:58Okay, I'm gonna open this one then.
02:00Oh, oh.
02:01Oh.
02:02I kind of didn't...
02:03Ooh!
02:04I kind of didn't even have to open that.
02:06That was crap wrapping.
02:07What are you trying to do?
02:08Destroy my house?
02:09If I throw this in the wall, I can make a friggin' break!
02:11Oh, can you open mine now, Junior?
02:13Please, please?
02:14Yeah, okay.
02:15Yeah, okay.
02:16I'll open this one then.
02:17Oh!
02:18Are you understand?
02:19Wow!
02:20Thanks, guys.
02:21Right, now I'm gonna...
02:22I'm gonna show Jeff Peepay.
02:23What the hell?
02:24Ow!
02:25Jesus Christ, Junior, that went right in my throat.
02:26Like, down my throat.
02:27Here, covering number one.
02:28Oh, no!
02:29Oh, you bloody dare have a hand, Junior!
02:30You know, open your other present.
02:31Oh, no!
02:32Oh, no!
02:33Oh, no!
02:34Oh, no!
02:35Oh, no!
02:36Oh, no!
02:37Oh, no!
02:38Oh, no!
02:39Oh, no!
02:40Oh, no!
02:41Oh, no!
02:42Oh, no!
02:43Oh, no!
02:44Oh, no!
02:45Oops!
02:46Sorry!
02:47But I have to do another one first.
02:49Oh!
02:50God, Junior, why don't you do that?
02:53God damn it, Toad!
02:54Why did you have to get him that?
02:55Sorry!
02:56Ooh!
02:57Let's have some...
02:58Hmm...
02:59Well, who got me this?
03:00I'm gonna see what it is.
03:03What's this?
03:05Oh, I lost.
03:07I put it in the trash can and Chef Peepay found it, so I just give it to you.
03:11You lost?
03:12What is it?
03:13Oh!
03:14Oh, it's a losing lottery ticket, Dad!
03:16Don't...
03:17Can you just open mine, please, Junior?
03:20Okay, okay, I'll open this one.
03:23Geez, everybody stop nagging me.
03:25Okay.
03:26I'll open it.
03:28Oh!
03:29Hulk Hogan!
03:30That's not it.
03:31A Mentor!
03:32Mentor's in Diet Coke.
03:33Here we come.
03:35And the Rock!
03:36Thanks so much, Joseph!
03:37Yeah!
03:38Oops, I forgot the Diet Coke.
03:39Phew!
03:40Thank God for that.
03:41Oh, it's okay.
03:42Don't get your hopes up, Chef Peepay, for cleaning it up.
03:43I already have some.
03:44God damn it, Junior!
03:45Oh, I love Mentor's in Diet Coke, right, Cody?
03:46Yeah, I love it too.
03:47Look, just forget the Diet Coke, Mentors.
03:48Just open my present already.
03:49I bet it's the stupid one from you, and it's my last one, Shedley.
03:50God, so I'm grateful, Junior.
03:51Just open it up.
03:52Okay, here I go.
03:53Is it what I think it is?
03:54What's it in you, Junior?
03:55Oh, what is it in you, Junior?
03:56I already have some.
03:57I already have some.
03:58I already have some.
03:59God damn it, Junior.
04:00Oh, I love Mentor's in Diet Coke, right, Cody?
04:01Yeah, I love it too.
04:02Look, just forget the Diet Coke, Mentors.
04:03Just open my present already.
04:04I bet it's a real stupid one from you, and it's my last one, Shedley.
04:06God, so ungrateful, Junior.
04:07Just open it up.
04:08Okay, here I go.
04:09Is it what I think it is?
04:10Okay, here I go.
04:14Is it what I think it is?
04:18What's inside?
04:22Oh, my God, thank you, PP.
04:24It's waiting sky under us.
04:26Yay!
04:27You got some more yet?
04:28They're just not wrapped up.
04:29Here's one of them, Junior.
04:32Keep them eyes closed, Junior.
04:33It's a baby one.
04:35Shoot, dog.
04:37Turn around.
04:38A dog?
04:41I've always wanted to dog face you so much, dude.
04:44I'm going to call him Chompy.
04:46I love you so much.
04:47Do you want to play catch?
04:49Do I get Junior?
04:51I love him.
04:52Let me stroke him.
04:55No, no, no, he's killing me.
04:58No, no, no, no.
05:00No, no.
05:02This is more entertaining than watching Charlie.
05:05Come here, dog.
05:06I don't want Junior to have his other present first.
05:11Bad dog.
05:12Bad dog.
05:14That's it.
05:15Now, I think I broke all my bones, Dad.
05:19Can you get me something that will make me happy?
05:22Okay, well, this is your final present, but it's not wrapped up, obviously.
05:26Here it is, and it is...
05:28Doofy!
05:30Hey, Junior!
05:31I know you've always wanted to see me.
05:33Now, let's play toys!
05:38Doofy!
05:39Let's play.
05:40Let's play.
05:40I'm going to ask you loads of questions.
05:41Let's play.
05:42Let's play.
05:42Let's play trains.
05:43Let's talk.
05:43Let's do everything.
05:45I don't play.
05:46I read books and get more education, guys.
05:49Well, I've got to go and do some dishes, even on your birthday, lucky brat.
05:53Oh, well, what do you want to play, Junior?
05:56Oh, yeah, one minute, Dorothy.
05:57I'm just doing one thing, and I'm swapping some cards with Joseph.
06:01Yes, you're going to be so awesome, Junior.
06:02I bet you ain't got better ones than these, man.
06:05Cam and Jeroon, and I can't say the rest.
06:07I'll swap you something for that.
06:14Swap you them two for that Man City badge.
06:18Yes!
06:21Where's Junior?
06:22Oh!
06:23Hey, there!
06:24Oh, I'm back.
06:27Let's play Nerf Guns.
06:29I'm going to kill you, Junior.
06:30Ah!
06:31I know.
06:32Let's have a game of hide and seek.
06:35Body slam!
06:36Oh, yeah, and it seems like a great idea.
06:38How about if Doofy counts, because he's new and you always wanted to see him, Junior?
06:43Okay, I'll count!
06:45One!
06:46I know where I'm going to hide.
06:47I'm going to get this, and it might give me extra cover.
06:51I know where I'm going to hide.
06:57Nine, ten, come in, whether you're dead or not.
07:01He hasn't seen me yet.
07:02I knew this would be a great hiding place.
07:05Where are you?
07:06Oh, I give up already.
07:08What's that bump?
07:10Looks like something's crawling.
07:11No, Joseph, get here.
07:13I found him.
07:13Get off me, dude.
07:15Looks like he's found Joseph.
07:17Oh, damn it, dude.
07:18Looks like I'm just going to have a little game of footy.
07:21I wonder if it's under here.
07:23No.
07:24Damn it, kids.
07:25Where's Junior?
07:26This is hard.
07:27It's f***ing.
07:27Is he even going to find me?
07:30I'm getting bored.
07:30I might just go and play.
07:31Oh, there you are.
07:37Oh, no.
07:39Ow!
07:40Thanks, everybody, that got me all these presents.
07:43This has been the best birthday ever.
07:45I love meeting Dorothy.
07:46It was so good playing high and cheek and everything, even meeting him.
07:48And I love playing with all my new toys.
07:50Right, Joseph?
07:51Yeah, dude.
07:51It's been, like, the best birthday ever.
07:53Next time, when it's your birthday, invite me, dude.
07:57You just had to drag me back up from my dishes to say goodbye.
08:00Thanks, Junior.
08:02Bye.
08:03Bye.
08:03Bye, everybody.
08:05Bye.
08:05Happy birthday to you.
08:13Happy birthday to you.
08:15Happy birthday.
08:17Happy birthday.
08:19Happy birthday to you.
08:20Me.
08:21Happy birthday to you.
08:24Happy birthday to you.
08:27Happy birthday.
08:29Happy birthday.
08:30Happy birthday to you.
08:32Goddammit, Junior, it rained my eye!
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