00:00ARNED POLITICAL EXTREMISTS HAVE TAKEN HOSTAGES DOWNTOWN.
00:07SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
00:11WAIT! WAIT! STOP!
00:14WE'LL GET TO ALL OF THAT.
00:16JUST RELAX, OKAY?
00:20WE LOST SHELLY A YEAR AGO.
00:23THESE DAYS IT'S JUST ME AND THE KID.
00:25IT LOOKS GREAT.
00:26I'LL JUST SCRIP OFF THE BLACK PART.
00:28THAT PART'S PRETTY GOOD.
00:30NOW GIVE HIM BACK.
00:31I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIM.
00:33WHY DIDN'T SHE DO ANYTHING?
00:36SOMETIMES IT'S BETTER TO DO NOTHING.
00:39IT'S, UH, IT'S GOING GOOD.
00:43YOU'RE SAYING THAT THIS CORPORATION
00:47WOULD KNOWINGLY POISON ITS OWN CUSTOMERS JUST TO BOOST THEIR OWN PROFIT MARGINS?
00:54SUMMON THE NUTS.
00:57OKAY, SUMMONING THE NUTS.
01:03I DIDN'T WANT ANY OF THIS.
01:10I'M A MONSTER.
01:12YOU'RE NOT A MONSTER.
01:14SHOW HIM YOUR GOOD HEART.
01:16HEY, BUDDY.
01:17I'M YOUR DAD.
01:19WHAT THE?!
01:21I WASN'T EVEN INVOLVED.
01:25BUT SOMETIMES, YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
01:29WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
01:38JUST SOME DUDE WITH A MONTH.
01:41I'M SCREINGING IN THE CALL.
01:43I'M SCREAMING THE CALL.
01:44I'M SCREAMING THE CALL.
01:45How does it feel to be a hero?
01:54Do you realize what's at stake here?
01:57Everything!
01:59Find him, bring him here.
02:01There you are.
02:06That was just self-defense.
02:12You haven't killed anyone else, have you?
02:13See, when you say, uh, self-defense.
02:25He's an ugly son of a bitch, though.
02:35The Toxic Avenger.
02:37That's what the kids are calling him. I think it's swell.
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