Taare Zameen Par | Standup comedy by Harsh Gujral ft Aamir khan
This is a heartfelt tribute from my side to the brilliant cast of Taare Zameen Par, featuring Aamir Khan sir and the incredible team behind the film.I’ve revisited some of my favorite scenes and reimagined them in my own style — a humble attempt to honor a masterpiece that was truly ahead of its time..
Special Thanks to Laksh Maheshwari,Devansh, Abhishek Walia and Himanshu Bhardwaj
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This is a heartfelt tribute from my side to the brilliant cast of Taare Zameen Par, featuring Aamir Khan sir and the incredible team behind the film.I’ve revisited some of my favorite scenes and reimagined them in my own style — a humble attempt to honor a masterpiece that was truly ahead of its time..
Special Thanks to Laksh Maheshwari,Devansh, Abhishek Walia and Himanshu Bhardwaj
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00:00Can somebody give me a hand to do that?
00:09Man, Harj is one of the same thing to see on the ground.
00:12I will leave you with him.
00:14Can we have a big round of applause for Harj Kuchral?
00:21He has asked my hand, but he will use it from tomorrow.
00:26But thank you so much, everyone.
00:29Aamir sir, I love Vicky Kaushal.
00:35Sir, now you can take in Doom 3 and take in real life.
00:42But thank you so much, everyone.
00:44I am a stand-up comedian. My name is Harj Kuchral.
00:47I don't know.
00:51I haven't come here today from a comedian.
00:54I have come here from a fan.
00:57I am 17 years old in your life.
00:59I want to say this.
01:00I want to say this.
01:01Tarshil is again big.
01:02You will stay like that.
01:03It's very big.
01:08I mean, I mean, I know Aamir sir...
01:12Sir, don't take my camera.
01:14You don't know that the comedians aren't putting their videos open.
01:25You look like your face.
01:3017 years.
01:31I don't know Aamir sir.
01:33I don't like awards.
01:35I don't like awards functions.
01:37But the picture on the ground was the emotion.
01:40There was no Oscar or film fair.
01:43I can't justify anything.
01:46I want to tell you this.
01:48Because every character who is sitting here,
01:53from that picture,
01:55especially Darshil,
01:57who was playing the role of Ishaan Awasthi,
01:59his father's emotion was less...
02:05...character.
02:08Salute.
02:09It was the one who was the father's mother who had known him.
02:12He used to eat him.
02:13Sometimes he used to eat him.
02:15Because he didn't eat him.
02:17He had no idea.
02:19How emotional is it?
02:21It's so nice.
02:23It's interesting.
02:24It's so nice to see.
02:25It's so nice to see.
02:26It's so nice to see you.
02:27I can't tell you, the scene of the hostel when you leave Darshil to leave,
02:31it means it's so emotional, it's so sad, it's so sad.
02:34Mother is crying, mother is crying.
02:37Big brother is crying, the girls are crying.
02:40The driver is crying, who doesn't mean anything.
02:44The hostel is standing outside, Darshil says,
02:46Please, Papa, take me.
02:47I don't want to stop, mother is crying in the car.
02:50Take me with the laundry.
02:52Where are you going to leave?
02:53The sound of Nand Kishora's voice is coming.
02:55It's a long time, man.
02:58You said, I was very cold in Mumbai.
03:06It's a long time, I kept the ticket.
03:10I'll take off here, brother.
03:13Brother, by God, I'm telling you, after that scene,
03:15I saw my father's back.
03:20I said, you're not so bad.
03:21You're a father.
03:25Tell me, Dada Ji, tell me.
03:27I'm a Nand Kishora's voice.
03:33I'm not doing it.
03:33And I'll tell you, this is my life coincidence.
03:36I was a very small man when the picture was released in 2007.
03:39In 2008, I was a student in college.
03:41I was in Mumbai, I was in a job.
03:42I was in a coffee shop.
03:44I didn't tell you, sir.
03:46In a coffee shop, I sat in the first person,
03:48and I was working on a coffee and on the laptop.
03:54Dand Kishora's voice.
03:57I said, this man was so long.
04:01He gave me a friend.
04:03He left me in the hostel.
04:05He left me here.
04:11He's a very big.
04:13Because I saw that.
04:14The song is also on there, that
04:15I am going to do my mother.
04:17My mother.
04:18Is this for my father?
04:19Is this for my father?
04:21My father's name is my father.
04:23I'll get my father.
04:24I'll get my father.
04:25What are you talking about?
04:27What are you talking about?
04:29What are you talking about?
04:34You don't know, sir, we've also talked about online.
04:37Arlal Singh promoted to our influencers.
04:40It won't happen to you.
04:55Aamir sir, perfectionist.
04:58If you make a good picture, they also make a perfect.
05:06And when you make a house, you make a perfect one.
05:10The whole world is a world.
05:21That's a great job.
05:23Actually, a picture was hit when you related to the character.
05:26Anand Ji's character was related every time,
05:28so my father did it.
05:31Just tell me, it's like my father.
05:34I always say,
05:35Papa, I was a teacher.
05:37I didn't think I was a teacher.
05:38I didn't understand math,
05:40I didn't understand chemistry.
05:41I didn't think I was a teacher.
05:43I didn't think I was a teacher.
05:44They said, no, no.
05:45These are all your ideas.
05:47But in God's house, it's time.
05:49It's time for you.
05:50It's time for yourself.
05:52My father is a attorney.
05:54I gave a tax to the government.
05:58Let the audience go.
05:59The government doesn't know anything.
06:02I was at night,
06:03my father opened my mouth,
06:04and I was reading a book like GST.
06:06I said, what will happen?
06:07I said, I don't understand GST.
06:08I said,
06:09They are all your prayers.
06:10I have to read all your prayers.
06:17You are writing about meditation.
06:19It was a very breathtaking picture.
06:21It was a day and day,
06:22it was an emotional character.
06:23It was made of chance.
06:24Cushion Tishan,
06:26This is Tishan Awasthi,
06:29at which age he was acting.
06:32At that age, I was only acting as a dog.
06:36Sometimes I got a head on my dog.
06:39Why do I relate to you?
06:42I haven't even told anyone in my life.
06:44I was also the one who was in that picture.
06:46I didn't understand words in my childhood.
06:49I didn't think I was a mark.
06:51I didn't think the question and answer was the same.
06:54It was just the difference between me and me,
06:57that I had a dyslexia without dyslexia.
07:01Tell me about this one.
07:03If I had zero marks,
07:05if I had no idea,
07:07if I had no idea,
07:09if I had a dyslexia,
07:11then I had 22 people with my group.
07:20They all had dyslexia.
07:24You had 25 pounds.
07:25So, this is a whole country dyslexia.
07:36Full country, boys.
07:37Now girls,
07:38take the long line again.
07:39All the dyslexia.
07:41I'll tell you,
07:42this was a good one again.
07:43I used to say,
07:44that I won't talk about our marks, I'll take a roll and sit on our side.
07:48It's not a number, it's like 4.
07:51Half a mark came and said to my friend, check it out, counting mistake.
07:56He said counting mistake, half a mark took it because you took the name and roll number.
08:01I'm not talking about the disease.
08:03I'm just telling you how many people are.
08:06I'm telling you that dyslexia is a serious disease.
08:10You put the name above.
08:14He said to me, what's happened?
08:26He said, what's happened to me?
08:29I'm telling you.
08:30I'm telling you to talk to the doctor.
08:33I'm telling you.
08:37I lived from Kanpur, I lived in the city.
08:40I couldn't tell you about this problem.
08:42What's going on with a teacher?
08:43Everything is uber-ghaavad.
08:46South Bombay, dyslexia, Kranpur.
08:48Uber-ghaavad.
08:53Very difficult, brother.
08:55I was emotional for you in the first half.
08:58Hey, boy.
08:59It's a shame.
09:00I don't understand that.
09:02The second half came here, leave it for me.
09:04I wanted to come for myself.
09:06I said, this is painting.
09:09I didn't come here too.
09:15I'm going to become an artist.
09:17I'm going to paint wall putty.
09:22It's not easy to change Indian parents
09:25as Aamir Khansar lived in 2007.
09:28For everything.
09:30That, son,
09:32follow passion.
09:33Where are Indian parents?
09:35Now it's a date.
09:37Don't listen to me, brother.
09:38Look at the whole picture.
09:39I'm emotional.
09:40I'm angry with Aamir Khansar.
09:42It's a very good picture.
09:44My mind changed my mind.
09:45I thought, I'm going to play football.
09:47I'm going to play football.
09:48I said, I'm going to play football.
09:49I said, I'm going to play football.
09:50No, I'm going to apply.
09:51I'm going to apply.
09:52I said, Nand Kishore.
09:54I'm going to play football.
09:58I only want to play football.
09:59This is what you did in that picture
10:02when you were here as a teacher.
10:04The first time,
10:05you went to the teacher.
10:06Who was that?
10:07That was the shoulder.
10:08They were only one of those.
10:09He was a little...
10:10I'm going to play football.
10:11I'm going to play football.
10:13My peur.
10:14I said,
10:15the teacher is also dyslexic.
10:21The student dyslexic is dyslexic,
10:23and the teacher is singing.
10:25He'll be like a big one.
10:27Which teacher entry will be like that?
10:29He was in Dune School,
10:31he was so sweet,
10:33so he was asking,
10:35what's your passion?
10:37No matter your number,
10:39come to my village.
10:41I had a three-partie shirt in Kanpur.
10:43I thought that I didn't feel like my studies.
10:45They had to be beaten up in my life.
10:47They were given me on your land.
10:55What was that?
10:57Our teachers would kill the bomb.
11:03Or they would be like a different word.
11:05First of all, I was thinking about the teacher
11:07that I would give up and hug.
11:09I had to keep up with the three-partie shirt
11:11so that they would not take both hands.
11:13I had to keep up with them.
11:17But thank you all,
11:19whatever the child has come,
11:21thank you.
11:23What was the answer on the earth?
11:25It was the answer of God.
11:27It was the answer to Him.
11:41Yes!
11:42It was the answer of God.
11:43We couldn't avoid it.
11:44that was torture.
11:47Like the Brahma came from the earth,
11:51he was killing them from there.
11:53We were killing them from the earth.
11:57After three months,
11:59after four or five months,
12:01I wanted to see my mother-in-law.
12:03One day, my laptop was saved by my mother-in-law,
12:05and my mother-in-law gave me his hand.
12:09It's a very dangerous picture.
12:10Oh, you crazy?
12:11What?
12:13Papa is going to leave you.
12:14Go to the hostel,
12:15we get freedom.
12:17I was like,
12:18I'm going to enjoy it.
12:21I'm going to be drinking water.
12:33Yes, brother.
12:34You know this?
12:35It's like our father.
12:36We have to leave our tuition,
12:37and take it too late.
12:39It's like my mother-in-law,
12:41and my father-in-law,
12:42that's my father-in-law.
12:49What is my benefit?
12:52My mother-in-law asked me,
12:53what was her name?
12:54She said,
12:55she's a heroine.
12:56I'm going to be a fan of this.
12:58I'm not going to be a fan of this.
12:59I'm going to be a fan of this.
13:00I'm going to be a fan of this.
13:01I'm going to be a fan of this.
13:03This is a lot of rage.
13:04Parents, teachers,
13:06children,
13:07I know.
13:08The first time I knew that
13:09the teacher is saying,
13:10that the children
13:11do not have a child.
13:12They will go away.
13:13Why are they angry?
13:14Why are they hurt?
13:15Why are they hurt?
13:16My parents and teachers,
13:18especially,
13:19my parents and teachers,
13:20every month,
13:21there was a debate
13:22every month,
13:23that I'm a lot of poor
13:26or a student.
13:31The teacher did a complaint,
13:32my father would do two more.
13:33I'm going to sit down four mouths
13:35and sit down.
13:36The competition is going
13:38and I'm going to sit down
13:39who's the most poor
13:40I'm going to do.
13:41How bad does it look?
13:45Aamir sir,
13:46I just want to tell you
13:47that thank you for doing this.
13:48I have done the picture,
13:49I mean you have done the acting
13:50too.
13:51I made the direction too.
13:52We were scared
13:53that the road is not going
13:54to go here.
13:57But in a very beautiful way,
14:00I mean,
14:02parents and teachers
14:04had confidence in the children.
14:05After the children,
14:06parents knew that
14:07they didn't kill the children,
14:09they had friends,
14:10they had friends,
14:11they had friends,
14:12they had friends,
14:13they had friends with love.
14:14If even after this
14:16there was no child
14:18or child
14:19then
14:20then
14:21I killed two,
14:22four rapes.
14:23That's what I'm saying.
14:24Aamir sir,
14:25one thing is,
14:26he will never
14:27ever kill him.
14:29I have proof.
14:31I have proof.
14:32I have written a proof.
14:33I have written a reel
14:34in which he was
14:35that he was
14:37in the Juhu circle
14:38in the auto.
14:39He was in the Mercedes.
14:40He was in the Mercedes.
14:41He was in the Mercedes.
14:42He was in the Mercedes.
14:44He said,
14:45hi,
14:46Junaid.
14:47Junaid said hi.
14:48So,
14:49the auto
14:50asked,
14:51Aamir,
14:52you know,
14:53you know,
14:54so Junaid
14:55knew what he said.
14:56That we live in
14:57one place.
14:58Saga Baap.
15:01If the son
15:03is full of
15:04the auto
15:05is not able
15:06to accept
15:07that he is my son,
15:08he is a Pita.
15:11Thank you so much.
15:12That's my time guys.
15:13You've been a good audience.
15:15Give it up!
15:16For Harsh Kuchral.
15:20Thank you so much.
15:21Thank you ma'am.
15:32Thank you so much.
15:33Thank you ma'am.
15:35It's so easy.
15:36You're going to take a lot.
15:42I want to tell you something else.
15:47Indian parents,
15:48at that time,
15:49they didn't tell you
15:50if you don't get money.
15:52In the sense that
15:53if you want to follow passion
15:54if you don't want to follow
15:55in school,
15:56he didn't tell them.
15:57Not that our mother
15:58had two things.
15:59Or if you are good in school,
16:00you will go to school.
16:03Now I think
16:04you'll earn money.
16:09I've come to free today.
16:10How do I take money?
16:12I said,
16:13I'm going to give you lunch today.
16:15I'm going to be a comedian
16:17for lunch.
16:18I've performed so good.
16:20The next lunch is on Amir's house.
16:21Yeah.
16:27Okay. Thank you so much.
16:28And tell me.
16:29Do you want to talk to someone?
16:31Do you want to talk to someone?
16:33Tell me, ma'am.
16:34Tell me.
16:35Yes, sit down with your hands.
16:38Yes, tell me.
16:39Yes, tell me.
16:40Do you need a ticket for me?
16:42Yes, tell me.
16:44We came from Gurgaon.
16:45Okay.
16:46Do you want to see this here?
16:48Yes.
16:49Look at your show.
16:50Yes.
16:51It's not my show.
16:52This is my man.
16:53What are you doing here?
16:54What are you doing here?
16:55What are you doing here?
16:56What are you doing here?
16:57What are you doing here?
16:58What are you doing here?
16:59What are you doing here?
17:00What are you doing here?
17:02You're coming here.
17:03Why are you doing here?
17:04What are you doing here?
17:05What are you doing here?
17:06You're coming here.
17:07You're coming here.
17:08That's why I'm here.
17:09Very nice, very nice.
17:10What is your question?
17:11I'm a huge fan of yours.
17:13You're a huge fan of me.
17:14You're a huge fan of me.
17:15Something.
17:16Oh yeah.
17:19That's why my mother and mother is babbling.
17:25I don't even know.
17:27What's your question?
17:29Go ahead, go ahead.
17:35Yes, sir.
17:37You know what, boss?
17:39You are amazing.
17:43You are amazing.
17:45Thank you, sir.
17:51Yes, let's go.
17:53I'm telling a story.
17:55I'm telling a good story.
17:57Thank you, brother.
17:59This is the whole team of sitare?
18:01Yes, sir. Very good.
18:03First, on the ground, now on the ground.
18:05The next picture will tell me in my house.
18:07All the ground.
18:09Thank you so much.
18:11My name is Hans Gujral. Bye-bye. See you again.
18:13Shut up.
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