Classmates | Stand Up Comedy by Manik Mahna" - video Dailymotion

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Classmates | Stand Up Comedy by Manik Mahna"

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00:00I learned that these boards, CBSC, ICSC and all,

00:02they don't really care about your education.

00:04They only care about one thing.

00:06Exams for three hours.

00:07Don't give anyone else to go outside.

00:11And I don't finish five minutes.

00:15Because it takes time to write the role number on the whole page.

00:24I saw on the side.

00:27You are Muslim.

00:28Sikh children.

00:30Christian children.

00:33All are writing home.

00:46I said, I'm not saying that this is the right answer.

00:55In those five minutes, I don't get peace.

00:56I don't know who knows how to write it.

00:58If someone says a dog, he says,

00:59She's the right answer.

01:04And he says, She's the right answer.

01:06And he says she and his tissues say,

01:08She says,

01:09I give five sheets.

01:10I give a map.

01:10Of course, what's the question?

01:12Man, I don't have anything on the map, but I don't know where it is, it doesn't matter.

01:19When I don't know the government, I will cut the number of the teacher.

01:23I will cut the map on the map.

01:27I don't have 5 sheets, but I don't have 5 pages.

01:31I'll cut the answer and then I'll write it.

01:34I'll write it on the other page.

01:39I'm thread-ly, for self-respect.

01:44I don't have a sheet, I'm thread-ly.

01:48Later, I'm stuck in my mouth and I'm going to go to school.

01:54There's so much stress in our country.

01:59There's so much stress in education.

02:01You can see, you can learn something from YouTube.

02:03And come and say, what am I learning? You have no respect.

02:05If you read a book and say something, I've learned something from this book.

02:08Nothing.

02:09If you have a degree of MBA, you'll get a job in our country.

02:12Look, you're all sitting here, you're slightly privileged, right?

02:16You're guilty of education.

02:18They'll say, if you only give 5,000 rupees per year,

02:24some lucky child can be sent to school for that whole year.

02:28Right? That's a great initiative, I think.

02:31But I'm saying, let me ask you one time.

02:39Do you know if you want to become Prime Minister?

02:41That's right.

02:42You're a little negative person.

02:50What you undesired?

02:51It's really unacceptable for me to be at that,

02:52I am going to be broke up there.

02:54Er you know.

02:56Today, the GST is carrying out.

03:04The child is doing what is coming in his mind.

03:06He is running out of the way.

03:08He is running out of the way.

03:10He is running out of the way.

03:12He is running out of the way.

03:16Suddenly, a man is coming and saying,

03:18Oh, your school fees are paid. Let's go to school.

03:20And you know, let me just make one thing very clear.

03:22I am not trying to get a laugh or amusement

03:24out of some underprivileged person's adversity.

03:28I am just saying I know these things from experience.

03:30My best friend at school,

03:31Benchmade, your best friend, Anshul,

03:34was like this.

03:38He was sitting in school the whole day.

03:40Who is paying my fees?

03:43Who is this crazy man?

03:47And you know why you are laughing?

03:48It is because you all are like me.

03:50You went from school.

03:51You know, first, second, third, fourth,

03:52and onwards, you went.

03:54Anshul is coming straight to 8th.

03:59There are many things that children learn themselves

04:00in their life,

04:01which they don't know,

04:02like they never flushed.

04:03Because wherever they are,

04:04you can just get up and leave.

04:08It becomes a dream, I guess.

04:10I don't want to do cheating.

04:11He told them to cheat.

04:12I said, in the exam,

04:13I have written an answer.

04:14He said, okay.

04:15He took a guidebook.

04:17He said, there are all answers.

04:18I said, where are you going?

04:20He took a pant.

04:22He took a guidebook here.

04:25Then he took a pant.

04:26I said, Zip, how are you going to do it?

04:31He said, look.

04:32I will read all the questions.

04:34Then I will go to the toilet.

04:36Then I will read all the answers.

04:38Easy.

04:40I said, the book is going to leave in the toilet.

04:50He said, I don't have to learn this.

04:52I can't.

04:53I'll read all the answers.

04:54I'll read all the answers.

04:55My father is giving me some food.

04:57They are hiding like this.

04:58And in the rural school,

04:59there wasn't any of us learning what the cheating was going to do.

05:00We have to keep the invigilator in the toilet.

05:01All the kids are cheating on the toilet.

05:02Because they are in his book in the toilet.

05:03Because he is in the book.

05:04They are asking, sir, I'm going to the toilet.

05:05The invigilator is sitting in a towel and sleeping in the face.

05:08All the kids are cheating, except for Anshul.

05:11Because his book is in the pants.

05:15He goes to the teacher and says, sir, go to the toilet.

05:21He goes to the toilet and we stopped cheating.

05:24We are waiting for Anshul when will come back.

05:27After 15 minutes, Anshul will come back to Anshul.

05:29He will say, thank you, and he will tell us.

05:31He will come and raise his hand.

05:32The teacher is coming and we are all over.

05:34He will say, sir, these are two questions.

05:36These are autoslavers.

05:40It's so big, because I don't know things.

05:42As I told you, my roommate was in my hostel.

05:44What did we do?

05:45We closed the warden at 2 o'clock at night.

05:49And then, at 15-20 at night,

05:50we are playing in the hostel.

05:53Yes, they forgot where they were hiding.

05:57Yes, this was three days ago.

05:58Three days ago, we started the game.

06:00The warden didn't have the warden.

06:01That's why he closed the warden today.

06:02I told you, the condition is the same.

06:04The warden got angry.

06:05He called the police.

06:06The police came in the hostel.

06:08But the police came in the hostel.

06:10But as soon as the police came,

06:11we were closed.

06:15It was only Anshul outside.

06:17It didn't tell her that

06:18it didn't make a dinner every time.

06:21The police said,

06:22the police said,

06:23the police said,

06:25the police said,

06:26the police said to all people,

06:27come out.

06:28There was no chance.

06:30Look at the scene now,

06:31now the police is giving us.

06:34suddenly game

06:40level

06:41you see the people who are responsible for the people who are looking at us and they don't

06:46understand that they don't care about the police's gunfire with your attention,

06:48don't take care of yourself, you don't take care of the police, they are looking at the

06:53police, they are looking at the police, they are cheating, we have kept the rules of the game,

07:01the police are not doing the following, they are not allowed, they are not allowed,

07:04She was hung.

07:11She's as a kid.

07:15She was blocked by the wall.

07:16She left her in a sofa.

07:19In the bedroom, the outdoor edge of her feet wasn't there.

07:21She stole a reflection and sat back.

07:25Against the bedroom, the churches were pointing out and dancing.

07:28She couldn't be seen here somewhere.

07:31All the поform is for rooms.

07:34It's hidden outside the building.

07:40Police and Anshul have reached.

07:43The police are saying,

07:44Hey, you see, go here.

07:45He's ignoring it.

07:46He's just sitting there.

07:49The Anshul is also sitting there.

07:50Police are saying,

07:50Sir, you say ice ice.

07:51How are you calling her?

07:59The police are saying,

07:59You see, go here.

08:01He's talking there.

08:02First, tell me,

08:04Where am I going?

08:12One of our classes is Rahul.

08:15I don't know Rahul's dream.

08:16That where I'm hiding,

08:18that place is not okay.

08:22Change it.

08:26He's running around everyone.

08:27He's running around,

08:28he's coming to the police.

08:29He's running around and saying,

08:30How is your wife?

08:31He is running around.

08:32I'm getting married.

08:33I'm not going to know what the hell is.

08:34He's running around here.

08:36He's running around.

08:37He was running around.

08:39He's running around.

08:41He's running around.

08:43He's running around.

08:44He is trying to hurt me.

08:45in the room.

08:46The police was behind the door,

08:47and the police was behind the door.

08:48The police was behind the door,

08:49and the police was behind the door.

08:50Rahul didn't open it.

08:51After a minute, Rahul opened it.

08:53He was tired.

08:55He was tired.

08:56He took the police back two times.

09:02The police was saying,

09:03''You're running away from there?''

09:07He said, ''No,

09:08I was doing a party.

09:15The police was saying,

09:17''You're running away from there?''

09:20He was coming in.

09:21He said, ''I'm tired.

09:22What are you doing?''

09:23The police said,

09:25''Look, everyone saw you running away.

09:26Don't go out and go out and do it.

09:28He said, ''I'm running away from five minutes.

09:30The police said,

09:31''This is a quiet thing.''

09:32He said, ''This is quiet.''

09:33The police said, ''OK.''

09:35''Hawaldar, check it out.''

09:38The Hawaldar ran away from the commode.

09:41After Rahul was tired.

09:44He said, ''I'm running away from the commode.

09:46We were having fun.''

09:47But you remember that the commode never flushed.

09:49When you arrived there,

09:54you went to Rahul.

09:56You went to Rahul.

09:58He said, ''We all knew him and went out at home.''

10:10He was running away from the policeru.

10:11Please see the police and the police are not looking into it.

10:14What happened?

10:15you guys are laughing because it's been a long time

10:20but it's been a long time

10:21my parents brought me to my house

10:22the parents are telling me to send you all this

10:24I said why are you sending me here

10:26I said why are you sending me

10:28I didn't have any mind

10:30I said we didn't send you

10:31I don't know who your fees is getting paid for so many years

10:33I said my hands are getting paid for 12 years

10:36who are you still getting paid for 12 years

10:38I said I am sure

10:45you

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