00:00Can somebody give me a hand to do that?
00:09Bhai, Harj bhai ka abhi tarhe zami pe ko dekhne ka hek alagi nazariya hai.
00:12Main aapko in ke hawaale chhoďta ho. Can we have a big, big round of applause for Harj Kuchral?
00:21Isnei mera hat toh maang li hai, lekin kalse use bhi karega.
00:26But thank you so much everyone.
00:28I love Vicky Kaushal.
00:34Sir, abhaap Dhoom 3 mein double lege ke ghoom sakte ho.
00:36Aum real life mein lege ke ghoom sakte ho.
00:41But thank you so much everyone.
00:43Main ek stand up comedian ho. Mera naap Harj Kuchral hai.
00:46Jis ko nahin pata.
00:50Main yahaan aaj ek comedian ki haisiyat se nahin aya ho.
00:53Main ek tarhe zami parke fan ki haisiyat se aya ho.
00:56Seventeen years of tarhe zavine par.
00:58Main yee kaya na chahata ho ki tarshil toh fir whi bada ho gaya.
01:01Aap paise ki waise hi rhe gho.
01:02Bahaat baari yaa.
01:08Bahaat baari yaa. Mtlal.
01:09Mujhe pata Aamir sir ko na awards.
01:11Sir camera ni chakir.
01:12Madam camera ni chakir.
01:13Aap ko ye nai pata ki comedian sa apni video khun nahi daal paa raha hai.
01:16Bahaat baari yaa.
01:17Tarshil teri munche ucche ninkala hai.
01:18Seventeen years.
01:19Mujhe pata Aamir sir ko na.
01:20Aap.
01:21Aap.
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02:00that was the emotionless character.
02:06Salute.
02:08This is the father's father,
02:10who knows how to beat him.
02:12Sometimes he didn't beat him,
02:14because he didn't beat him.
02:16He didn't beat him.
02:18He didn't beat him.
02:20He was an emotionless man.
02:22It was fun to see.
02:24He related to his father.
02:26I can't tell you,
02:28when you leave the house,
02:30it was so emotional,
02:32and so sad.
02:34My mother is crying,
02:36she's crying.
02:38She's crying.
02:40She's crying.
02:42The driver is crying,
02:44the house is crying.
02:46She's crying.
02:48She's crying.
02:50She's crying.
02:52She's crying.
02:54She's crying.
02:56She was crying.
02:58She said,
03:16I don't know that you are so bad.
03:21You are also a bad guy.
03:24Tell me about the name of Nand Kishore.
03:28I don't know what to do.
03:33I don't know what to do.
03:35I was a very small person when I was released in 2007.
03:39In 2009, I was a student in college.
03:41I was in Mumbai, I was in a coffee shop.
03:43I didn't know what to do, sir.
03:44I was in a coffee shop, sitting in a coffee shop and working on a laptop on the coffee shop.
03:51It was Nand Kishore.
03:55I told him that this man was the same day for that day.
04:00He took the kid, left him in the hostel, and went to the camp in China.
04:06That's a big deal.
04:12That's why it's been shown, the song is too much for you, my mother, my mother.
04:18Is there anyone for my father?
04:21My father's name is like, my father, brother, my father.
04:24My father's name is like, my father.
04:29What are you talking about?
04:34I don't know, sir, we've also done an online conversation.
04:37We've done an online conversation with our influencers.
04:42We've done an online conversation.
04:56Aamir sir, perfectionist.
04:59If he makes a good picture, he makes perfect.
05:02And when he makes a bad, he makes perfect.
05:09The whole world makes a good picture.
05:11The whole world makes a good picture.
05:13That's a great idea.
05:17Actually, the picture is hit when you relate to the character.
05:21Anand ji's character we're both related to the character.
05:24So my father did not get great.
05:26Just tell me, I'm my father.
05:27I said that he had related to my father.
05:31Tell me, I'm your father.
05:34I always say,
05:35I was like,
05:36I was like,
05:37I was like,
05:38I was like,
05:39I didn't understand my math,
05:40I didn't understand my chemistry.
05:41I didn't understand my father,
05:42I didn't understand my father.
05:44I said,
05:45no, no,
05:46this is all your ideas.
05:47But in the house,
05:48there is a delay,
05:49there is no delay.
05:50The problem has been to you.
05:52My father is a deputy.
05:54The government has got a tax tax.
05:57I didn't understand the audience.
05:59I didn't understand the government.
06:01I was like,
06:02I was reading my father,
06:04and I was like,
06:05I'm reading GST.
06:06I said,
06:07what will happen?
06:08I said,
06:09I don't understand GST.
06:10I said,
06:11this is all your ideas,
06:12not to study.
06:17You're a great actor.
06:19It was a great picture.
06:21All the time,
06:22there was an emotional character,
06:23there was such a character.
06:25I was like,
06:26I'm trying to find you.
06:27I'm sorry.
06:28I'm sorry.
06:29I'm sorry.
06:30I'm sorry.
06:31I'm sorry.
06:32I see.
06:33I'm sorry,
06:34but I'm sorry.
06:35I've been able to do that.
06:36I'm sorry.
06:37I'm sorry.
06:38I'm sorry,
06:39I am sorry.
06:40I'm sorry.
06:41I'm sorry.
06:42So I didn't know anyone in my life, but I was also the one who was in the picture.
06:46I also used to understand words in my childhood,
06:49my mind didn't feel marks,
06:50my marks were 0,
06:51it was strange,
06:52the question and answer were the same.
06:54It was just the difference in me and in my mind,
06:57that it was dyslexia,
06:58and without dyslexia,
06:59it was not dyslexia.
07:01I'll tell you one thing,
07:03if zero marks came,
07:05in my mind,
07:07if it was dyslexia,
07:11then,
07:12with my group,
07:13there were 22 people in my group.
07:20They were all dyslexia.
07:23They were all dyslexia.
07:25They were all dyslexia.
07:36They were all dyslexia.
07:38They were all dyslexia.
07:41And,
07:42I'll tell you,
07:43I was a claim.
07:44I was a claim to know the marks,
07:45I won't talk about my marks,
07:46I won't take my marks,
07:47I won't take a role,
07:48I will take a role in my hand.
07:49I won't give a number.
07:50I got to throw a number.
07:51I got to tell you my colleague,
07:52I said,
07:53I understood,
07:54counting mistake.
07:55Counting mistake,
07:56I got to tell you,
07:57counting mistake.
07:58You got to tell me,
07:59I got to take a name and role number.
08:00I didn't know the name and the number.
08:02I'm not talking about the disease, I'm just talking to my friends,
08:05I'm talking about how many people are.
08:07I'm telling you something.
08:09Dyslexia is a very serious disease.
08:11You don't have a name on the top.
08:15It's called problemy words.
08:17He's talking to me.
08:27What's happening to me?
08:29This is a doctor.
08:31I'm not talking to the doctor.
08:36I'm also coming from Kanpur.
08:38I was living in a village somewhere in Londo,
08:41and I didn't tell the teacher.
08:42Everything goes on the escuch.
08:44South Bombay Dyslexia, Kanpur Ka Kao,
08:48Oobar Kaavad.
08:54It's a difficult time, bro.
08:56I was emotional for you in the beginning of the first half.
08:58Dude, it's a shame.
09:00I don't understand it.
09:02Second half came here, leave it for me.
09:04I thought it was for myself.
09:06I said, this is painting.
09:11I didn't come too.
09:14It's so big that I will become an artist.
09:17I will paint wall putty.
09:22Indian parents didn't have to change it so easy
09:25as Aamir Khan has been living in 2007.
09:27Picture through, everything for me.
09:31That, son, do a fashion follow.
09:33Where are Indian parents?
09:34There is something now that's still a date.
09:37It's not my fault.
09:38Look at the whole picture,
09:39I'm emotional,
09:40I'm angry with Aamir Khan.
09:41I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
09:43I'm sorry, I'll play a great picture.
09:44I'll tell you my mind.
09:45I thought I'll play cricket.
09:48I said, I'll play cricket.
09:50No, I'll apply.
09:52I said, Nand Kishore.
09:58I'm just so much to tell you.
09:59these are all the things in that picture
10:02when you came to that as a teacher.
10:04Well, but first what was it to be implemented in the dance-
10:07Feedback?
10:12what was it to me, tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue.
10:14He might grow for this.
10:21What did you see at the student tenure?
10:27what was it like?
10:29So that was the same he was getting down in a school.
10:31He was so sweet, so he was asking,
10:33what's your passion?
10:35You don't have any number of numbers.
10:38Come to my house.
10:40I was a three-partie man in Kanpur.
10:42I knew that I didn't have a mind in my studies.
10:45They were the ones who were beating me
10:48in the day of my life.
10:55What was that happening, Bum Bum Bhole?
10:58Our teachers were beating so many balls.
11:01yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
11:17thank you sara jitra bhi bachcha samajana uski zara thank you
11:20you if you know the theorem of a ship...
11:25Bin I'm not gonna try now
11:29and I'll
11:32or
11:36can
11:37hangat
11:41or
11:42anja
11:45Oh
11:47I
11:49I
11:51I
11:53I
11:55I think it's about to make a picture of my mom and dad's a picture of me
12:02I think my laptop was saved by my mom and my mom gave me a picture of my mom and dad.
12:07It's a huge picture.
12:10Oh, you're crazy.
12:12Papa is going to leave you.
12:14Go to the hostel, freedom.
12:16Enjoy the time.
12:18I'm going to cry.
12:20I'm dying.
12:22foreign
12:36foreign
12:50My mother asked me, what was the name of the teacher?
12:54She said, she's a heroine name.
12:59I'm joking.
13:03It's a lot of nonsense.
13:05Parents, teachers, children's stories.
13:08The first time I knew that the teacher was saying,
13:11that children don't die, they will go away.
13:13Why are they saddened? Why are they killed?
13:16Our parents and teachers, especially my parents,
13:19and my parents and teachers, every month,
13:21there was a debate.
13:25That I'm a poor student.
13:31The teacher made a complaint, my father will give two more.
13:34I'm sitting in four mouths.
13:36This competition is going on,
13:38who will do my bad?
13:40How bad is it?
13:44I'm just saying, thank you for doing this.
13:47For doing this.
13:48I mean, the picture was done.
13:49I mean, you also did the acting.
13:51You also did the direction.
13:52We were afraid to go down the road.
13:57But it was a very sweet way.
14:01It was a very sweet way.
14:02Parents, teachers,
14:04teachers,
14:06teachers,
14:07they didn't know how to kill kids.
14:09They didn't know how to kill kids.
14:10They were friends.
14:11They had to be friends.
14:12They had to be friends.
14:13They had to be friends with love.
14:14They had to teach kids.
14:16Next up and then,
14:17this guy didn't know.
14:18I didn't believe anything.
14:20Then I killed 2-4 rafters.
14:22That's what I'm saying.
14:24Aamir, sir, one thing is,
14:26Junaid will never hurt me.
14:28I have proof.
14:30I have proof.
14:32I have looked at Junaid's reel, sir.
14:34In which he told me that
14:36he was once in the Juhu circle,
14:38he was in the auto, he was in the Mercedes.
14:40The owner of the Mercedes.
14:42He was in the Mercedes.
14:44He said hi, Junaid.
14:46Junaid said hi.
14:48So the auto asked,
14:50sir, Aamir,
14:52you know.
14:54So Junaid said what?
14:56We live in one place.
15:00Saga baap.
15:02If I can't accept this in the auto
15:06that this is my baap,
15:08he's gone.
15:10Thank you so much.
15:12That's my time for you being a good audience.
15:14Give it all up
15:16for Harsh Kuchral.
15:18Wow.
15:30Thank you so much.
15:32Thank you, ma'am.
15:46Indian parents,
15:48they told you
15:50that if you don't get money,
15:52in the sense that if you follow passion
15:54and don't have good knowledge,
15:56they told you.
15:58that if you don't get money,
16:00you'll get money.
16:02Now,
16:04you'll get money.
16:06You'll get money.
16:08Today, I'm free.
16:10I'll take money.
16:12I told you,
16:14I'll take lunch today.
16:16I'll become a comedian
16:18for lunch.
16:20The next lunch is Amir's house.
16:22Yeah.
16:24Thank you so much.
16:26And tell me,
16:28do you want to talk to someone?
16:30Do you want to talk to someone?
16:32Do you want to talk to someone?
16:34Tell me, madam.
16:35Tell me.
16:36There, standing,
16:37your hands.
16:38Tell me.
16:39Tell me.
16:40Tell me.
16:41You want to take a ticket?
16:42We came from Gurgaon.
16:45Okay.
16:46You're here.
16:47You're here.
16:48You're here.
16:49Your show is here.
16:50My show is here.
16:51My show is here.
16:52My man is here.
16:53What's the name?
16:54Amir Khan is here.
16:55My show is here.
16:56Nandji.
16:57Nand Kishor said,
16:59you won't come back.
17:00You're here.
17:01You're here.
17:02You're here.
17:03You're here.
17:04You're here.
17:05You're here.
17:06You're here.
17:07You're here.
17:08You're here.
17:09Very nice.
17:10What's your question?
17:11I'm a huge fan of you.
17:13You're a huge fan of me.
17:14Question is something?
17:15Oh, yeah.
17:17That's why my mom and dad are dead.
17:20I'm a huge fan of you.
17:22You won't fly outside.
17:23I'm a huge fan of you.
17:25Why don't you say anything?
17:27Why don't you say anything?
17:28Can I ask a question?
17:29Sir, can I ask?
17:30Sir, if you say anything, you said.
17:33Sure, sir.
17:35Yes, sir.
17:36You know what, boss?
17:38I am a huge fan.
17:39Yes, sir.
17:40You are amazing though.
17:42You are amazing.
17:44Thank you, sir.
17:50Thank you so much. My name is Ash Gujaral. Bye-bye. See you again.
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