Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold

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1995  FULL HOT MOVIE - parody, action,   A magazine centerfold overdoses on a beauty-enhancement drug and grows 60 feet tall.   *  #watchfreemovie  #watcnow  #fullmovie  #watchonlinemovie  #freestreaming  #StreamingNow  #MovieRecommendations  #MustWatch  #ClassicMovies  #Thriller  #Mystery  #WatchOnline  #TopRatedMovies  #CinemaLovers  #DramaFilm  #ForeignFilms  #AwardWinning  #MovieOfTheDay  #InstantClassic  #FeelGoodMovies  #RetroMovies  #MovieClips  #BestCinematography  #StreamingTonight  #LateNightMovies  #RomanticDrama  #Top10Movies  #PopcornTime  #MovieMarathon  #LoveStory  #romanticmovie  #WatchFree  #FreeMoviesOnline  #FilmOfTheYear  #BestMoviesEver  #Comedy  #FunnyMovie  #mustwatchmovie  #Movie  #Film  #filme  #Movies  #FullMovies  #ActionMovies  #ComedyMovies  #HorrorMovies  #DramaMovies  #RomanticMovies  #ThrillerMovies  #EuropeanFilms  #europeanmovie  #FrenchCinema  #SpanishMovies  #ItalianFilms  #GermanMovies  #EuropeanMovieClips  #EuropeanFilmFestival  #BestEuropeanMovies  #TopEuropeanFilms  #ClassicEuropeanCinema  #EuropeanDramaFilms  #EuropeanFilmAwards  #ScandinavianMovies  #EuropeanHorrorFilms  #EuropeanComedyMovies  #EuropeanArtFilms  #EuropeanIndieFilms

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00:22:09bob and now you hope that i appreciate it how'd you know that you used that line on me six months

00:22:16ago at the play bunny shoot let me ask you a question have i tried that line on the year before

00:22:22several times but i don't think you've tried it on angel you know i think you're right thank you

00:22:34don't mention it

00:22:39um

00:23:00all gone

00:23:09i have a confession to make

00:23:32what i'm drunk

00:23:38i like that my woman

00:23:41i have another confession confess away

00:23:44i was telling wilson that

00:23:49oh my god the photo shoot

00:24:02beautiful beautiful look around at me now hold that

00:24:15okay make the lungs to the camera just the camera make the lungs great good

00:24:21one more through the left through the left camera there you go that's it good

00:24:29it's just another night

00:24:36don't panic

00:24:40what am i gonna do

00:24:57that's it

00:25:03That's it. All right. Hold that. Hold it. Beautiful. Great. Beautiful. Sweetheart,

00:25:21this is artwork here, okay? Hold that. I'm sure I hope this stuff works.

00:25:33Okay, look at me. Make love to the camera. Look at the lens. That's it.

00:26:03Beautiful. There you go. Hold that. Angel's running a little late. I can go get her. I mean,

00:26:16it's just, I... We'll give her five more minutes. Great. Hold that. Here we go. One more. Hold.

00:26:33Hmm. Looks like the competition just got a little easier. Shut up. You think she'll be all right?

00:26:47She looks fine to me. No, she doesn't look fine. All right, Wilson. I'll go back and get some help.

00:26:54Me too. I'm going with you. Just, just hurry. Hurry.

00:26:59Hurry.

00:27:14No, no, no, no, kid. It's a terrific layout. You're going to love yourself.

00:27:18Mr. Gordon? Mr. Gordon, sir, we need an ambulance right away.

00:27:23It's Angel. She's passed out on the beach. Could you hold for a second, please?

00:27:28What?

00:27:35Well, where is she? We left her right here with Wilson.

00:27:39Wilson!

00:27:40He's probably off somewhere giving her mouth to mouth.

00:27:44Wilson!

00:27:44Hey! I'm over here!

00:27:51Where's Angel? She okay?

00:27:54Define okay.

00:28:02Hi, Angel!

00:28:07Oh, my...

00:28:10God.

00:28:14This is Bob Gordon.

00:28:17Cancel that ambulance.

00:28:19Wilson, how the hell did this happen?

00:28:21I don't know.

00:28:22She just grew.

00:28:24And grew.

00:28:25And grew.

00:28:28I'm scared.

00:28:31Do you have any idea what...

00:28:32How this happened?

00:28:34All I remember is feeling a little dizzy when I woke up.

00:28:43Help me. I'm huge.

00:28:46All right, now, everybody, just calm down.

00:28:48It's all right now, Angel.

00:28:49We'll take care of you!

00:28:51So, um, what are your credentials, then, Mr., uh...

00:29:03Striker.

00:29:04Vic.

00:29:05Striker.

00:29:11Nice boot.

00:29:15Could you get it off my desk, please?

00:29:17Rat skin.

00:29:20Genuine rat skin.

00:29:24Pardon?

00:29:25Skinned it myself.

00:29:28You need any other credentials?

00:29:31Do you have any idea of what kind of problems we're dealing with?

00:29:35You got a rat.

00:29:37It's no ordinary rat.

00:29:39They never are.

00:29:47There's no smoking in this building.

00:29:56When can you start?

00:29:57You are to take one, one, one, one, one, one, one, no more, no less.

00:30:11Any, any, any, any, dosage, dosage, dosage, could be fatal, fatal, fatal, fatal, fatal.

00:30:16Man, we ought to do something.

00:30:28Call somebody.

00:30:30Who?

00:30:31I don't know.

00:30:32A doctor?

00:30:34You know, I have a funny feeling, Mark, you're not going to find giant woman's specialist in the yellow pages.

00:30:40Besides, right now, I want to keep things quiet for the moment.

00:30:43Why?

00:30:46I want you to tell Angela we're sending a specialist for her.

00:30:49That should buy us the time when you get here.

00:30:51Buy us some time?

00:30:52Then who are you talking about?

00:30:53No.

00:30:54You'll never learn where you can.

00:30:56Marky, I'm talking about the big picture here.

00:30:59I'm talking about a 60-foot centerfold.

00:31:09Do you have any idea how much this girl is worth to Plaything magazine and sales alone?

00:31:14Bob, have you, like, completely lost your mind?

00:31:1760 million dollars.

00:31:23That much?

00:31:25Mmm, probably more.

00:31:27That's what?

00:31:29That's almost a million dollars a foot.

00:31:34Good, yeah.

00:31:36And you know what?

00:31:36I'd be willing to cut you in for a couple of those feet if you helped me out here.

00:31:41What do you say, Marky?

00:31:43No, take your time.

00:31:44Think about it.

00:31:4660 million dollars.

00:31:49Come on, kid.

00:31:50You already said she's sweet on you.

00:31:51All you got to do is just string her along.

00:31:53No, I can do that.

00:31:54I can do that.

00:31:54Um, how long?

00:31:56Oh, just until we've got a chance to exploit the living hell out of her.

00:32:00And after we cash in, I'll make a phone call to some friends I have in D.C.

00:32:04And, uh, well, they'll get her out of here.

00:32:07Well, then what are they going to do to her?

00:32:09Marky, what do you care?

00:32:10Yeah, I don't know.

00:32:11Do experiments on her, I guess.

00:32:13What difference does it make I've got a contract on her?

00:32:15So we're going to keep things nice and quiet, right?

00:32:19First thing I want to do, I want to shoot the layout.

00:32:21Then I want to spring her on the public.

00:32:26We are going to make a fortune.

00:32:45It wasn't a dream.

00:33:10It wasn't a dream.

00:33:15Hey, what are you and Gordon up to?

00:33:33What do you mean?

00:33:34I heard you talking about Angel.

00:33:36Look, keep your mouth shut about this, Wilson.

00:33:38There's enough to go around for everybody.

00:33:40Don't you care anything about her?

00:33:41Wilson, we're talking about a lot of money here.

00:33:44I care about her.

00:33:45Need I remind you that I'm the one she cares about?

00:33:48She got the hots for me, not you, pal.

00:33:50Face it, buddy.

00:33:53Ow!

00:33:54You win some,

00:33:56you lose some.

00:34:15I smell rodent.

00:34:20This is where we lost it.

00:34:22The rat's been spotted in several parts of the building,

00:34:25but we've been unable to catch it.

00:34:28Right.

00:34:29Out of the way, handjob.

00:34:40I got some work to do.

00:34:42You know, nobody loves one.

00:34:55You hit the hose.

00:34:56ORCHESTRA PLAYS

00:35:26IT'S PARTY TIME

00:35:41COME ON, MCKEET, LET'S ROCK

00:35:56COME ON, MCKEET IT

00:36:04OH, SO YOU'RE A SMART LITTLE BASTID, ARE YOU?

00:36:18HELP! HELP! HELP!

00:36:30HELP! HELP! HELP!

00:36:33Angel, honey?

00:36:58Angel, you here?

00:37:03Where is that big bimbo?

00:37:08Angel?

00:37:16Mark?

00:37:17How are you feeling?

00:37:20I'm scared.

00:37:21Don't worry, everything's gonna be all right.

00:37:23Trust me, you're gonna be back to normal in no time.

00:37:27What if I'm not?

00:37:30What's gonna happen to me?

00:37:32Here, these are for you.

00:37:41Could you get in touch with my doctor for me?

00:37:44His name is Paul Lindstrom.

00:37:47He has a clinic in LA.

00:37:49Tell him what's happened.

00:37:51Yeah, sure, anything you want, honey.

00:37:54What's gonna happen to me?

00:37:56Everything's gonna be fine.

00:37:57Bob put a call into a specialist.

00:37:59He's gonna help you.

00:38:00I hope he comes soon.

00:38:02Oh.

00:38:13You okay?

00:38:14Fine.

00:38:17I think it's the flowers.

00:38:20I'd better toss them.

00:38:23Yeah, you can't be too careful.

00:38:34Achoo!

00:38:37Are you okay?

00:38:46Uh, yeah, just try to relax, okay?

00:38:48Um, I'll see you a little later.

00:38:51Um, Mark?

00:38:55Do you...

00:38:57want to come inside for a little while?

00:39:00You know, I really don't think that's such a good idea right now.

00:39:03Maybe later.

00:39:04Don't be scared.

00:39:07I may be 60 feet.

00:39:11But I'm still all woman.

00:39:15I just got this really bad headache right now.

00:39:17Uh, how about tomorrow?

00:39:47She'd buy it.

00:39:49Hook, line and sinker.

00:39:52Hmm.

00:39:53She asked me to get in touch with the doctor.

00:39:56What'd you tell her?

00:39:58Oh, I told her I would.

00:39:59But it's kind of funny.

00:40:01I can't seem to remember what the guy's name was.

00:40:04Good boy.

00:40:17Hey, Doc, what do you want this thing?

00:40:23I want that thing on the third floor.

00:40:25There's something funny going on.

00:40:27Move it.

00:40:29You sure it's okay?

00:40:31That thing looks dangerous.

00:40:32Don't be ridiculous, Kramer.

00:40:34Those men are professional.

00:40:38Come on, let's go.

00:40:42Well, girls, the good news is Angel is gonna be just fine.

00:40:46In fact, I'm making her as comfortable as I can right now.

00:40:49I even sent for a specialist to kind of come in and give her the book over.

00:40:53What about the contest?

00:40:55Well, I'm gonna need a few more days to decide.

00:40:58I'm sure you understand, don't you?

00:41:00Now, by no means does this mean that the contest is over.

00:41:03No, I just need to delay it until all this gets sorted out.

00:41:07Now, in the meantime, I want us to keep our lips sealed about Angel.

00:41:11When can we see her?

00:41:14Well, you know, I don't think I'd disturb her right now.

00:41:18The poor kids, she's just still awfully upset.

00:41:27Still no word from Angel Grace?

00:41:29Nothing. I keep getting her machine.

00:41:31Well, I thought I heard something.

00:41:38Is that absolutely necessary?

00:41:41We don't know how big that rat is.

00:41:44Be careful with that thing.

00:41:46Okay.

00:41:47I guess I'm a little jumpy.

00:42:01Let's go.

00:42:03Okay.

00:42:05That's enough.

00:42:06I quit.

00:42:07You up for a little action today?

00:42:12I could bring my camera along and snap a few shots.

00:42:18I'm pretty tired.

00:42:19Look, I really want to get started on the center phone layout as soon as possible.

00:42:23Maybe tomorrow?

00:42:24Did you talk to Dr. Lindstrom?

00:42:25Uh, you know, that's funny.

00:42:26He should have been here by now.

00:42:27I'll ask Bob about it later.

00:42:28I just want to be normal again.

00:42:29That's all.

00:42:30Honey, you are normal.

00:42:31Except for the 60-foot part.

00:42:32I feel so strange.

00:42:33Like Godzilla or something.

00:42:34No.

00:42:35No.

00:42:36No.

00:42:37No.

00:42:38No.

00:42:39No.

00:42:40No.

00:42:41No.

00:42:42No.

00:42:43No.

00:42:44No.

00:42:45No.

00:42:46No.

00:42:47No.

00:42:48No.

00:42:49No.

00:42:50No.

00:42:51No.

00:42:52No.

00:42:53No.

00:42:54No.

00:42:55No.

00:42:56No.

00:42:57No.

00:42:58No.

00:42:59Godzilla or something.

00:43:01You're much prettier than Godzilla.

00:43:02Mmh.

00:43:04Not without makeup I'm not.

00:43:06Oh, that reminds me.

00:43:08Got something that'll cheer you up.

00:43:09Wilson!

00:43:10Wilson, bring it in.

00:43:12Bring what in?

00:43:14Something Bob had made especially for you.

00:43:16Knew you'd enjoy it.

00:43:17Wilson, come on.

00:43:18Hey.

00:43:24What's that?

00:43:26Lipstick.

00:43:39Hey, how's the food?

00:43:44You know what I'd really like right now?

00:43:50What?

00:43:56Can I help you?

00:44:10Um, yeah.

00:44:11Can I have 250 fat burgers, please?

00:44:19You want fries with that?

00:44:22Yeah.

00:44:23Yeah.

00:44:24For here to go.

00:44:27To go.

00:44:28Definitely to go.

00:44:30Yeah, right.

00:44:30I hope this works.

00:44:53Well, here.

00:44:54Let me show you.

00:44:55Here's Angel Grace.

00:44:59Here's the rack.

00:45:00I know the difference.

00:45:01Just give it to me in English.

00:45:03We're going to spray this onto that and make it small again.

00:45:14Look out.

00:45:15You did it!

00:45:36We did it!

00:45:38Yes, we did, didn't we?

00:45:40Now, if we could only find Angel Grace.

00:45:49Well, this could present a problem.

00:45:58Well, at least Angel's not a rat.

00:46:00Not that I've heard.

00:46:01I know.

00:46:02Oh, stay CONSTANT culture is not a rat one.

00:46:04See you later.

00:46:05That you are inside.

00:46:06Okay.

00:46:10And the one's not a rat born again.

00:46:11Alright, let's see.

00:46:12Bye.

00:46:13Okay, alright.

00:46:15We'll be back again, take care of your servant.

00:46:18But then I can give you a week.

00:46:19Bye-bye.

00:46:20See you later.

00:46:20Bye-bye.

00:46:21Bye-bye.

00:46:29Bye-bye.

00:46:30Wilson, what time is it?

00:46:34Um, it's late.

00:46:36Listen, we have to talk.

00:46:39What is it?

00:46:41Um, I, uh, um, um...

00:46:47Listen, um, I don't have much time.

00:46:54If they knew that I was talking to you, I could be in serious trouble.

00:46:58Who's they?

00:46:59Mark and Mr. Gordon.

00:47:01What are you talking about?

00:47:03Look, Angel, they're just using you.

00:47:05They plan on shooting the centerfold,

00:47:06and then they're just gonna exploit you.

00:47:08And then they're just gonna hand you over to the government for tests.

00:47:11But they're bringing in a specialist to help me.

00:47:13They just told you that to keep you here.

00:47:16I don't believe it.

00:47:17I'm trying to make you see...

00:47:19See what?

00:47:21That Mark doesn't love you.

00:47:24I do.

00:47:25Wilson.

00:47:27I don't want to see you get hurt, Angel.

00:47:29I'm a big girl.

00:47:33I can take care of myself.

00:47:36But...

00:47:36You're wrong about Mark.

00:47:38I know he really cares about me.

00:47:41And I'm glad you do, too.

00:47:43Right.

00:47:45I better be going.

00:47:46Do me a favor.

00:47:48Get in touch with the Lindstrom Clinic in L.A.

00:47:50and talk to Dr. Paul Lindstrom

00:47:52and ask him why he's not getting out here.

00:47:55Who's Dr. Lindstrom, Angel?

00:47:58He's my doctor.

00:47:59And I told Mark to tell him it was an emergency,

00:48:02and I told him to...

00:48:03Just what if Mark didn't make the call?

00:48:05Mark wouldn't do that to me.

00:48:08Woody.

00:48:14Woody?

00:48:15Woody?

00:48:31What are you doing up?

00:48:35I might ask the same of you.

00:48:36I was hungry.

00:48:38That is not the kitchen.

00:48:39That is Bob Gordon's bedroom.

00:48:41Is it really?

00:48:43I had no idea.

00:48:45I'll bet.

00:48:46What are you doing here?

00:48:48Oh, I was hungry, too.

00:48:5049 bottles of beer on the wall.

00:49:0849 bottles of beer.

00:49:11Should one of them bottles it happen to foul.

00:49:1448 bottles of beer on the wall.

00:49:17You know something I can't stand?

00:49:19Redneck drunks.

00:49:21Give me a beer.

00:49:24Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

00:49:26Yeah.

00:49:28And friends don't let friends walk home alone, either.

00:49:32Good pint.

00:49:33You see that?

00:49:50What?

00:49:50I, I don't know, I, it looked like a giant pair of legs.

00:49:59Yeah, sure.

00:50:03Let's go.

00:50:05That's where I saw something.

00:50:19You smell that?

00:50:21That smells like perfume.

00:50:23Now, will you shut up?

00:50:24That's antifreeze.

00:50:25Still hot.

00:50:25There's something out there.

00:50:43Nah, it's probably an earthquake or something.

00:50:45Excuse me.

00:50:47Can you show me the way to town?

00:50:53Oh, my God.

00:50:55Man, are such idiots.

00:51:01Ooh, wee.

00:51:03Yes, sir.

00:51:04I mean, you could see them up there.

00:51:06Just as clear as a bell.

00:51:09They was lighting up the sky like, like flashlights.

00:51:13Like, like flying flashlights.

00:51:18Was that before or after you were abducted by the aliens?

00:51:22Oh, after?

00:51:23I mean, I've never even seen them coming.

00:51:25I mean, you said the leader had a name?

00:51:28Oh, yeah.

00:51:29I mean, as far as I could tell, his name was, was, was Reggie.

00:51:34Reggie?

00:51:35Yeah, Reggie.

00:51:37I mean, there's no telling what that means, you know, in another language.

00:51:41I think it was Reggie.

00:51:42I think it was Reggie.

00:51:43You know, it sounded like Reggie.

00:51:45See, I said to him, I said, what's your name, buddy?

00:51:49And he looked at me straight in the eyeballs, and he said, Reggie, Reggie, just like that.

00:51:57You say they're supposed to come back here tonight?

00:52:00Hey, the mother ship is coming.

00:52:03Yeah.

00:52:04In fact, should, should be here about now.

00:52:06I mean, that's why I called your paper, see?

00:52:09Because you always tell it like it is.

00:52:11Nothing gets by you, Mr. Manning.

00:52:13Yeah, the Daily Inquirer.

00:52:15Journalistic Integrity is our middle name.

00:52:20Ah, got a customer.

00:52:30Ten bucks would make it quick.

00:52:32I know what I saw, and you saw it too, because you were with me.

00:52:36Keep it down, okay?

00:52:37What'd you just say?

00:52:39You wouldn't believe what we saw.

00:52:41What's that?

00:52:41It was a woman.

00:52:43It was a giant woman.

00:52:45How giant?

00:52:46Out there.

00:52:46She must have been a hundred feet tall.

00:52:49Shut up.

00:52:50We didn't see anything.

00:52:51Are you through?

00:52:52I haven't started yet.

00:52:53Well, hurry.

00:52:53We got to get out of here.

00:52:54And if I were you, I'd get the hell out of here too.

00:52:57I can't go on waiting for the mother ship.

00:53:00Is everybody crazy around here?

00:53:02They're just me.

00:53:09Hey, hey.

00:53:10Don't you want your guy?

00:53:11Hey, where are you going?

00:53:15I find myself a woman.

00:53:17Oh, uh, say hello to the mother ship for me.

00:53:19You're awake!

00:53:40Oh, my God.

00:54:10Oh, my God.

00:54:40Hi. Mind if I have a drink?

00:54:48Take the whole thing, lady. I just quit.

00:54:50Oh, my God.

00:54:58Thanks.

00:55:02Don't mention it.

00:55:03What am I going to do?

00:55:21Oh, my God.

00:55:37Yeah. Daily Inquirer. Night desk. What do you want?

00:55:42Oh, man.

00:55:44What the hell are you still doing out there?

00:55:47Look, something's come up. I'm going to need a couple more days.

00:55:51Flying saucers or no flying saucers? You were supposed to be back here yesterday.

00:55:55Somebody says they've spotted a giant woman.

00:55:58We have deadlines.

00:56:00Now, get your tail on the next plane and get the hell out of there.

00:56:03I know it sounds crazy. I just think it's worth checking out.

00:56:06Fine. I'll tell you what. You check out this giant woman, all right?

00:56:10But you better be right. You better be right.

00:56:13I'm on it, boss. I'll find her.

00:56:16Hey, nothing gets by me.

00:56:19Listen, I'm going to need you to wire me a little more cash.

00:56:22Say a hundred bucks.

00:56:25Hello?

00:56:27Hello?

00:56:33Hello?

00:56:34Hello?

00:56:34Dr. Lundstrom?

00:57:02Um, Angel asked me to get in touch with you.

00:57:06Something's happened and she needs your help.

00:57:08Well, what's happened?

00:57:10I don't exactly know how to say this, but, uh, she's grown a little bit.

00:57:17Uh, where are you?

00:57:18Uh, I'm at the Gordon estate.

00:57:20The Placing Mansion. Do you know where that is?

00:57:23Yes.

00:57:24Okay.

00:57:32What's going on around here, Wilson?

00:57:48What do you mean?

00:57:48Don't give me that look.

00:57:50I'm a very shallow person.

00:57:52You know that.

00:57:53All I want are some straight answers about this contest.

00:57:58You want an answer?

00:58:00Yeah.

00:58:02Check out the centerfold, baby.

00:58:05Read it and weep.

00:58:06Want to make a million bucks?

00:58:27We should do something.

00:58:44Come on.

00:58:45You're in my son.

00:58:47Fine.

00:58:48Fine.

00:59:48Hi, Angel.

01:00:06Well, gee, you look pretty today.

01:00:09Pretty as a picture.

01:00:10Um, where's Mark?

01:00:15Well, he's...

01:00:17I'm over here!

01:00:19I'm getting the money shots.

01:00:20How are you doing?

01:00:28Okay, I guess.

01:00:29Just kind of anxious for that specialist to arrive.

01:00:32Yeah, I can't imagine what's holding him up.

01:00:35Well, I hope he gets here soon.

01:00:37I want to be normal again.

01:00:39I'm sure he will.

01:00:41Yeah, if anyone can help you, Bob's specialist can.

01:00:44I hope you're right.

01:00:46I'd hate to think I was being lied to.

01:00:50Lied to?

01:00:52There is no specialist.

01:00:54Is there?

01:00:55Betty, where are you?

01:01:11Betty, are you in here?

01:01:13Of course there's a specialist, Angel.

01:01:36You don't know what you're talking about.

01:01:38She knows exactly what she's talking about.

01:01:41Hey, whose side are you on anyway?

01:01:43I'm on her side.

01:01:45Angel, there never was a specialist.

01:01:48They've been lying to you all along.

01:01:49And don't bother firing me.

01:01:51I quit.

01:01:54Look, Angel.

01:01:55Bob and I were just looking out for you.

01:01:58We wanted to do what was best for you, honey.

01:02:01How could you do this to me?

01:02:04You're going to be famous.

01:02:06What, like some sideshow freak?

01:02:08Some circus act?

01:02:10No, no.

01:02:11You're going to be bigger than Elvis.

01:02:14Don't listen to them.

01:02:15Well, look around here.

01:02:16I mean, plenty of people are beautiful.

01:02:18I mean, but you, you're a one of a kind.

01:02:24Don't bet on it.

01:02:26You thought you could get away with cheating me, huh?

01:02:29Well, think again.

01:02:41No way.

01:02:42I'm winning this contest.

01:02:56This can't be happening.

01:02:59Oh, yeah!

01:03:06Are you Dr. Lundstrom?

01:03:08Yes.

01:03:08There's no time to lose.

01:03:09Give me a hand with this.

01:03:11Did this thing make her normal again?

01:03:12Yes.

01:03:13And this tranquilizer gun was slowed her down long enough for the drug to take effect.

01:03:16Come on, let's go.

01:03:21Come here.

01:03:22Let's get over.

01:03:23Baby, I'm going to make my rent this month.

01:03:36Angel, it's me, Dr. Lundstrom.

01:03:49I've got a cure.

01:03:51Dr. Lundstrom, help!

01:03:53I can make you normal again.

01:03:55Ow, my hair!

01:03:58Ow!

01:04:01Ow!

01:04:09It's not stopping her.

01:04:11She's not stopping.

01:04:13I'm getting out of here!

01:04:14Oh, my God, she killed him.

01:04:26No, it's only a tranquilizer.

01:04:33I think they're headed for L.A.

01:04:35Let's go.

01:04:36Back to my car.

01:04:40Are you okay?

01:04:43Mr. Gordon.

01:04:50This looks painful.

01:04:53Hold still.

01:04:59Sorry.

01:05:00I came to warn you about Betty.

01:05:02Oh, you're a little bit late.

01:05:05Where'd they go?

01:05:07Can you walk?

01:05:09Let's get you back to the house.

01:05:10Oh.

01:05:34Empty.

01:05:35This is not a good sign.

01:05:40This is not a good sign.

01:05:56Rodina, now.

01:05:58It's not what you think.

01:05:59It's not what you think.

01:06:01Oh.

01:06:01It's not what you think.

01:06:02It's not what you think.

01:06:05Oh!

01:06:06Ah!

01:06:07Ah!

01:06:08Oh, oh!

01:06:13Oh, oh, oh, oh!

01:06:36Two giant women. We need back up immediately.

01:06:47I don't know how tall they are. They are giants.

01:06:51Hello? Hello?

01:06:54All right, men, slight problem. I don't think they believe me.

01:07:00God damned if we need backup to take care of a couple of dames.

01:07:04Who's with me?

01:07:06Oh, my God! Look at the size of those tits!

01:07:09Oh, my God! Look at the size of those tits!

01:07:23Oh, my God! Look at my head!

01:07:28Oh, my God!

01:07:30Oh, my God!

01:07:33Oh, my God!

01:07:36Oh, my God!

01:07:38Oh, my God!

01:07:39Oh, my God!

01:07:40Oh, no!

01:07:41Oh, no!

01:07:58Oh, man!

01:07:59It's time!

01:08:00I can't!

01:08:00It's time!

01:08:02I can't!

01:08:03Ow!

01:08:04Ow!

01:08:10Oh! Oh, my God!

01:08:11I'm gonna be dead!

01:08:15No! No!

01:08:18No!

01:08:20Oh, my God!

01:08:23Excuse me. Have you seen two giant women?

01:08:36Seen them? I don't even know them.

01:08:37Then why are you running?

01:08:38Everybody else is.

01:08:40Oh, my God!

01:08:42Oh, my God!

01:08:43Oh, my God!

01:08:52Ladies, ladies, please stop this!

01:08:55Stop this fighting at once!

01:09:01Let him have it!

01:09:03Oh, my God!

01:09:06Oh, my God!

01:09:15Oh, my God!

01:09:16Oh, my God!

01:09:18Oh, my God!

01:09:21Yeah. Come on.

01:09:22Come on.

01:09:26I'm normal again.

01:09:38Ready?

01:09:39Ready, you out?

01:09:44You're gonna be fine.

01:09:48Angel?

01:09:49Are you all right?

01:09:50Excuse me.

01:09:52What?

01:09:53It's not this time, pal.

01:10:00Hey, Mark.

01:10:01You win some, you lose some, pal.

01:10:10Come on, let's go before the police come back.

01:10:13Go ahead, leave.

01:10:15Get out of here.

01:10:16At least I still got...

01:10:18Ah, Betty!

01:10:20You all right, Betty?

01:10:22Get out of here.

01:10:23Get out of here.

01:10:24I'm sorry.

01:10:25All right.

01:10:26How are you?

01:10:30All right, Heidi.

01:10:34Let's get in here.

01:10:37I'm all right.

01:10:39All right, what time do you come in?

01:10:40Around seven.

01:10:41What time is it coming?

01:10:50Around 7.

01:10:52Do you need anything else to drink?

01:10:54Yeah.

01:10:58You should do it, huh?

01:10:59Yeah.

01:11:04Hi.

01:11:11Can you believe that stuff?

01:11:13What will I think of next?

01:11:41Can I have 250 fat burgers, please?

01:11:54How's my hair look?

01:11:56Look okay?

01:11:57Good.

01:11:59Are you okay?

01:12:01Mr. Gordon?

01:12:11Don't worry.

01:12:12We can handle this.

01:12:30Got it?

01:12:34I'm going to make a million bucks.

01:12:41Did you see that?

01:13:02All right, guys.

01:13:04I'm going to vote.

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