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00:00Let's do it
00:30MUSIC PLAYS
01:00It feels like a child's house
01:03played by the gsz prst.
01:06Oh, there is an old girl.
01:10Don't look scared, Sam.
01:13Oh, I've heard it all for.
01:16She has the girls.
01:18You know, I'm first in the game.
01:21I don't know.
01:22There was a new girl.
01:24There's a new girl in the house,
01:27there you go,
01:28Oh, oh, oh!
01:30Oh, oh, oh.
01:33Oh, oh.
01:35Oh, oh, oh.
01:38Oh, oh, oh.
01:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:47This is what a see.
01:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:55Oh
02:20Clothing
02:22Prunk
02:24Shote
02:26Cucking
02:28Skank
02:29Fusk
02:30Pimp Slider
02:32No, we won't get to use that one, won't we?
02:35No, if you remember, that's, you know, it's a bit too, a bit too much.
02:39What, Pimp Slider?
02:40Shhh, yes. Oh, sorry, right.
02:42And lastly, Pimhole. Ha!
02:46So, here it is, ladies and gentlemen.
02:49Please welcome our first sketch crammed with these vicious swear words.
02:53Um, now then, Sergeant Henderson, perhaps you'd care to tell the court what the accused said at the moment of arrest.
02:59Yes, sir. May I consult my notes, my lord?
03:02Certainly, certainly, certainly, by all means, yes.
03:05I, uh, I apprehended the accused and advised him of his rights.
03:09Uh, he replied, why don't you ram it up your Pimhole, you fusking cloth prunker.
03:16Now, forgive my ignorance, Mr. Clarkson, but what exactly is a cloth prunker?
03:21Um, well, my lord, it's a, um...
03:23Yes?
03:24An illicit practice whereby one person...
03:26Well?
03:27Um, whereby one person, uh, frangulates another's plib, my lord.
03:33Say, look, he does what?
03:36He or she gratifies the other party by smuctating them avially.
03:41Oh!
03:42God!
03:43How absolutely disgusting!
03:45Uh, people rarely do that sort of thing.
03:47I believe so, my lord.
03:48Well, carry on.
03:49Oh, thank you, my lord.
03:50Um, so, uh, Sergeant Henderson, after you arrested the accused, you took him to the police station.
03:55Do you have a transcript of the interrogation that ensued?
03:57I have, sir, yes.
03:58Um, I asked him if he could explain his whereabouts on the night in question.
04:02Uh, he replied, I was in all night, wasn't I?
04:05You pimp slider.
04:07Pimp slider?
04:08Uh, yes, my lord.
04:09Oh, thank you, Mr. Clarkson.
04:10I'm not entirely ignorant in these matters.
04:12Uh, beg your pardon, my lord.
04:14I did go to Winchester, you know.
04:18Um, so, um, Sergeant.
04:20Um, he said, uh, skank off, you cloffing cuck.
04:25You're all a load of shoatbag fuskers.
04:28So, prank that up your prime ministering pimhole.
04:34And what did you say to that, sir?
04:36Uh, I told him to mind his f***ing language, my lord.
04:39You very well think so.
04:44Well, I thought the whole thing was, um, disgusting.
04:49I thought the whole thing was simply disgusting.
04:51Yes, did you?
04:52There was no warning given, uh, uh, as to what was in store.
04:55Uh, none whatsoever.
04:56We have the producer with us.
04:58Now, for goodness sake, what, what if my children had been watching?
05:00Hmm?
05:01I mean, no thought had been given to this at all.
05:03Did your children actually see the programme?
05:04No, no, no, no.
05:05They, no, they didn't.
05:06They didn't see it, no.
05:07But only thanks to the purest good fortune,
05:10that they don't actually happen to have been born yet.
05:13Um, otherwise, I, I dread to think what damage may have been caused.
05:17It was simply disgusting.
05:19Yes.
05:20I think...
05:21Simply disgusting.
05:22Terry?
05:24Simply disgusting.
05:26Sue is the producer.
05:29Do you feel, Colin, that you...
05:31Mmm.
05:32Mmm.
05:33Mmm.
05:34Mmm.
05:35Mmm.
05:36Mmm.
05:37This is obviously a very, um, very difficult problem.
05:38Uh, perhaps, um, it might help if I explained that I don't give a flying toss about Mrs. Banks.
05:44There you go.
05:47Um...
05:48I think you're part.
05:49Now, I've only got an estimated, um, 47 years left on this planet.
05:55I don't propose to waste any more of them in idle chatter with a confused old gas bag right here.
06:03So, to talk to a friend about making another programme, which I fully expect and hope will irritate you and your half-witted friends even more.
06:10Goodbye.
06:11So, Mrs. Barrett, are you satisfied with what you've heard?
06:21Well, not really, no.
06:23Tough.
06:24Colin Esdell, a last word from you?
06:26Pimhole.
06:28I had shares in gas, water, electricity, the lot.
06:32Um, but then the government sold them all, unfortunately.
06:35Yes, I've had sexual intercourse with her.
06:38Yes.
06:39But only in the biblical sense.
06:40Ah, good morning.
06:41Sir, it is a good morning.
06:42Sir is handsomely right to say so.
06:43Yes.
06:44Right.
06:45Was sir aware, I'm in the business of wondering, er, that I made so bold as to remark to the youngest of my mother's earlier today on the goodness of the morning as she wheeled me into an upright position?
07:05Was sir in an awareness of that?
07:08Er, no, no, I had no idea.
07:10Here is a morning, mother of my bosom I averred, as fine and crisp and gutty as any since the days that Compton and Eddridge opened for England and the sun never went down on the British without asking permission first.
07:22Did you?
07:23Sir, I did.
07:24I did, sir.
07:25And if two broad-shouldered, long-fingered young men such as ourselves can come independently to the conclusion that the mourning they are currently experiencing is one of a goodness, then one of a goodness it most assuredly is.
07:40Really?
07:41Really, sir.
07:42And you can spank me quietly with a shammy leather of it, isn't it, sir?
07:47Aha.
07:48But sir didn't come into this shop to trade insults with me on the state of the morning, unless I am more vastly mistaken than a man who thinks that Hilaire Belloc is still alive.
07:56No, no, I've, er...
07:58Do sit down, sir.
07:59Oh, er, thank you very much.
08:01Er...
08:02No, sir has brought his fine, handsome-bewart young frame into this shop with the express purpose of going about the business of buying some jewellery.
08:12Am I close to the mark?
08:13Er, yes.
08:14That's more or less right, yes.
08:16Do you mind if we stand up, sir?
08:19I think perhaps your sitting down idea was a little ahead of its time.
08:23Er, yes, now the thing is, erm, I'm getting engaged next week.
08:28Would you like an opal fruit?
08:30A nice strawberry opal fruit, or indeed any flavour?
08:34Oh, well, yes, yes, that would be very nice, thank you.
08:37Mm-hm, mm-hm.
08:38I won't be long.
08:39Where are you going?
08:40Where are you going?
08:41Where am I going?
08:42Yes.
08:43Er, there is a sweet shop not two miles away from here, and I happen to know that they sell opal fruits.
08:48No, no, no, no, really, really, don't bother.
08:49Don't bother?
08:50No, really.
08:51Is sir in absolute possession of sureness in this regard?
08:53I just came in here for an engagement ring.
08:54I merely thought that if you, you know, if you had an opal fruit on you.
08:55On me?
08:56Sir, I have no opal fruit on me.
08:57I can and will go further.
08:58I have never had an opal fruit on me.
08:59Perhaps sir would like to check the top of my head if he remains unconvinced.
09:00No, look, can we just forget about the opal fruit?
09:01The opal fruit is irrelevant.
09:02Can we just concentrate on the engagement ring?
09:03Sir, I am chastened and bowed.
09:04Ever the man of affairs, sir, has reminded us all, all of our duty.
09:07An engagement ring for sir?
09:08That's right.
09:09What flavor of engagement ring have you in mind?
09:12Flavor?
09:13What are you talking about?
09:14I mean, sir, it's not an opal fruit.
09:15I have never had an opal fruit on you.
09:16On me?
09:17Sir, I have no opal fruit on me.
09:18I can and will go further.
09:19I haven't had an opal fruit on me.
09:20Perhaps, sir, I would like to check the top of my head if he remains unconvinced.
09:21No, look, can we just forget about the opal fruit?
09:23The opal fruit is irrelevant.
09:24Can we just concentrate on the engagement ring?
09:27Sir, I am chastened and bowed.
09:29engagement ring had in mind. Flavour? What are you talking about? Just my little joke. You'll humour a dying man.
09:37We have a large range of engagement rings which I would ask, sir, to cast over with sir's eyes,
09:42which I cannot help but notice are of a startling cobalt blue that would go very well with the
09:46wallpaper in one of my godniece's back rooms. Right, I'm leaving. How about this one, sir?
09:52What? This one here, sir.
09:53Well, yes, that's quite nice. Sir, the issue of the quite niceness of this particular ring has been
10:01raised in Prime Minister's question time. Well, how much is this one? I would be wrong to let it go
10:08for more than 40,000 of your earth pounds. 40,000 pounds? I would be equally at fault if I let it
10:19go for less than 90. Right, so, it's between 40,000 pounds and 90. Sir is as dogged in his pursuit of
10:27detail as Roy Walker, presenter of the never popular catchphrase, is dogged in his pursuit of a thick
10:34earlet. Yes, perhaps you could, in preference to me walking out of here just after hitting you very
10:41hard in the face. Just tell me the frigging price. Since, sir, has been kind enough never to be Peter Sissons, I can
10:49let him have it for 218 Poundingtons. 218 pounds? 200 and 18 pounds, that should be.
10:59That's what I said? That's what you said. I barely spoke at all. Right, well, could you put it in a
11:05presentation box, please? There's no need, sir. I'll wear it straight away. I beg your pardon? And I really
11:11think you should talk to Father. He's upstairs in the cellar. Right, no, I really am leaving. Leaving, but
11:17we're engaged. Bye-bye. Men are such bastards. If you still remember my first ever girlfriend, her name was
11:32Latifa. And she was something like the chief engineer on a Syrian minesweeper. I met her at a party in High
11:42Wickham. Nice girl. Bit soppy, but nice. And then there was Judith. Judith was amazing. I met her, let me see, at the
11:54semi-final of the Daily Telegraph crossword competition. I can't remember when. Peterborough,
12:02I think it must have been. And she cheated, I'm afraid. She had a dictionary hidden in her tights.
12:09But then so did I. And Judith... Judith worked for the Bader-Meinhof group. I don't know,
12:18but she was the one who introduced me to Lola, who I eventually married. Quite by accident,
12:25as it happens. Lola was flying VC-10s for British Airways, or VOAC as it was then. And I was on board
12:33when she did this emergency landing in Helsinki because of an undercarriage failure or something.
12:39And I went forward to congratulate her on this brilliant piece of flying. And she didn't speak
12:45any English at all. And I only have a smattering of Hebrew. So it wasn't until the next day that I
12:51realised that I'd actually mistakenly asked her to marry me. She died at the ceremony. Which is very sad,
12:59because I really did love her. She was in her 80s or early 90s, if that might have been. So it was a good
13:04experience. And then after Lola, there was Felicity, who was, I suppose, I suppose you'd call her a piss artist.
13:20I mean, she really was a piss artist. She used to adorb these enormous canvases with urine.
13:24Not hers, I don't think. I could be wrong. Dora, who I don't really remember much about Dora,
13:33except that she was immensely tall. She was well over seven feet tall. You know, really tall.
13:43Oh, yes. She used to have these sneezing fits whenever she went to the theatre. It was only the
13:47theatre that did it, funnily enough. Because I remember we had tickets to see the second night of
13:53look back in anger in Lisbon. And, you know, almost before it had started, there she was,
13:59just sneezing away. We left, couldn't, didn't see any of it. Still haven't seen it.
14:06And then after Dora, I don't see who came after that. It's weird, isn't it? I mean, where did they
14:13find these people? I know. I mean, nobody has actually come out of a barber shop looking like that.
14:19Oh, well. Anyway.
14:25Now, ladies and gentlemen, mystery objects. I wonder how many of you can guess what this is?
14:33Any ideas, Stephen? No, not really. No? Oh, unless, um...
14:38Ah. Are we going back to 1974? 1974, that's absolutely right, yes.
14:43Um, ladies and gentlemen, this was one of the stars of an episode of Doctor Who,
14:47uh, way back in 1974. Uh, this is one of the, uh, Wondarks from the Watay galaxy.
14:53Uh, well, it was the Wondark spaceship, wasn't it? It was, yes, that's right, it was the spaceship,
14:57I'm sorry, yes. The Wondarks were played by packets of silk cut.
15:00That's right, yes, yes. Anyway, um, I don't know if we can get a camera in really close here. Can we have a look at this?
15:06I don't know if you can see that, but this is actually made out of an old squeezy bottle.
15:12Um, it's, uh... I know it sort of gives away the illusion of it,
15:16but it's amazing to see what they can do, isn't it, really?
15:18They can create an alien world. Yeah. All for the price of a crap haircut.
15:28Hello. Morning.
15:29We're from the Westminster Society. The Society, yes.
15:33And we wondered if we could come in and talk to you about our aims and the possibility of you joining us.
15:38You may want to join us. Well...
15:41Well, thanks ever so much. Thanks very much.
15:43Thank you, I say, what a lovely front room.
15:45A handsomely proportioned room, yes.
15:47It's a lovely front room. Indeed, very nice front room.
15:50Um, my name's Mr Willis, by the way, and this is Mr Barracuff.
15:54Barracuff is my name, yes.
15:56No relation, in case you're wondering.
15:59Sorry? We're not related, in case you thought we were.
16:02You may have thought, perhaps, that we were, but we're not.
16:04Why should you be? Well, we shouldn't be, that's what I'm saying.
16:06Should he say that we're not?
16:07I'm saying we shouldn't be related, and we're not.
16:09Yes, that's right. Hence the totally different names.
16:11Yes, that's right. That's really why we've got completely different names.
16:14So, what can I do for you?
16:16Well, as I say, um, we're thinking of founding a society.
16:20My colleague is really thinking of founding a society.
16:22And perhaps he'd like to join us.
16:23And you may be interested in joining us, who knows?
16:26What is the society for?
16:28It's...well...
16:31That's obviously one of the things we've got to look at.
16:36Well, all right then. What is the point of the society?
16:39I mean, you've got to have a point, otherwise there's no point.
16:43That's a good point.
16:44It's a very good point.
16:45Yes, that's a good point, well made.
16:46Hmm.
16:47I mean, are you going to collect postage stamps, or...?
16:50Yes.
16:51Yes, we are.
16:53Yes, we are going to collect postage stamps, definitely, yes.
16:55Or are you going to practice Highland dancing?
16:57Yes.
16:59Yes, we do.
16:59Postage stamps and Highland dancing are very high on the society's agenda.
17:02Hardly anything higher on the agenda than those two.
17:05But you don't know?
17:06Know what?
17:07Know what, precisely?
17:09You don't know for certain what society's going to be for.
17:12Well, we've made one or two notes.
17:13We have made one or two notes, yes.
17:15Yes.
17:15But unfortunately, nothing to do with the society.
17:17No, on a completely different matter.
17:19Hmm.
17:20So, to answer your question in the spirit in which it was asked...
17:23That self-same spirit...
17:24We believe that the society should be run in the interests of its members, really.
17:31But as we don't have any members, we don't really have any interests.
17:34So, our hands are tied.
17:38Can I make a suggestion?
17:40Oh, that's a good idea.
17:41Suggestions.
17:42Now, Eureka, suggestions, yes.
17:43Tuesdays and Thursdays could be suggestion evenings.
17:45Suggestions would be Tuesdays and Thursdays.
17:47No, can I make a suggestion now?
17:49And that is that you come back when you've decided what the society is going to be for.
17:53I can't stand here talking all day.
17:55Now, that is a good idea.
17:56Ah, now, that's...
17:56A society for people who can't stand here talking all day.
18:00They can't stand here talking all day and all night.
18:01I mean, when you think of the people who ring on your bell.
18:03Who knock on your bell, yes.
18:04That's right.
18:05Jehovah's Witnesses.
18:05Well, there are witnesses to the Jehovah's Incident.
18:07Charity collectors.
18:09Charity collectors.
18:10Estate agents.
18:11Small boys wanting their ball back.
18:12Small boys whose ball's accidentally gone over your fence back.
18:15Would you be interested in joining such a society?
18:18Um, I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.
18:21Excellent and wonderful.
18:22Excellent, yes, quite right, too.
18:23Askiness to leave shows a definite and absolute commitment to the aims of a society
18:29for people who just can't stand here talking all day.
18:31I'm going to open the door and I want you to go.
18:33Oh, this is wonderful, wonderful commitment.
18:36I'm a valuable member.
18:37I think I may have to ask you if you wouldn't mind being elected our treasurer.
18:40Yes, I'll certainly go for you.
18:41I'm going to shut the door now.
18:42Right.
18:44Well, that's one member of our society.
18:46Yes, one definite member for definite.
18:47Yes.
18:48Shall we try next door?
18:49Why don't we try next door?
18:50Hmm.
18:51Well, you think you've left the iron on.
18:56Damn it, Peter.
18:58Thanks, John.
19:00This is, what can I say?
19:01This is good work.
19:03Well, I kind of hope we might be along the right lines there.
19:06Right lines.
19:08Damn it backwards into a narrow space, Peter.
19:11This is set to change the face of Utoxeter's service and leisure industry forever.
19:16Jill reckons that from that of full plans, 10 days at the most,
19:20which means we could have the whole thing up and running by the 29th.
19:24You mean?
19:24Exactly, John.
19:25The Derwent Enterprise's board meeting.
19:29And with something like that nestling in your hip pocket, you could really kick some ass.
19:42What's up, John?
19:44I was just thinking, Peter, can you imagine how Marjorie is going to react to this?
19:50Well, I guess I'd say she's going to be wilder than a hungry hellcat in a tornado.
19:57That's putting it mildly, Peter.
20:00Is it?
20:02Yes, Sarah, what is it?
20:06Hold on.
20:07John, John, it's Marjorie.
20:09Marjorie?
20:12Talk of the she-devil.
20:14What the hell?
20:15I'll take the call.
20:15It's not a call, John.
20:17She's outside.
20:18I wants to see you.
20:19Marjorie, check.
20:22Show her in, Sarah.
20:29John, are you out of your goddamn mind?
20:31We don't know what it's about, Peter.
20:33Well, to hell with what it's about, John.
20:35Peter, we need to talk.
20:36Where and when?
20:37Around the table right now.
20:38I'm on my way.
20:40John, listen, you and I, we bust our hump building up this health club with Marjorie
20:46gunning for us every inch of the way.
20:47Now, now, you're just gonna let us swat in here.
20:50Now, listen to me, Peter.
20:52Listen to me down, John.
20:53Do I have to remind you that that hell bitch fiend tried to break us in two?
20:58Peter!
20:59I'm not gonna let you do it, John.
21:02Hello, John.
21:05Hello, Marjorie.
21:07Peter.
21:09Marjorie.
21:10I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
21:13I know where that is.
21:15I, there was no, it just, I didn't do it.
21:17All right, Peter.
21:18You look a little uncomfortable.
21:21Yeah, maybe I'll, maybe I'll go outside and get myself a, a bite of air.
21:26The atmosphere in here seems to have got to my stomach.
21:33You, uh, you look well, Marjorie.
21:36You look damn well.
21:39New breasts?
21:43Swiss.
21:44They suit you.
21:46I like what you've done to your hair.
21:47It looks much better there.
21:51Thanks, John.
21:52You look pretty fit yourself.
21:54Fit?
21:55Yeah.
21:58That's one of the perks of running a health and leisure business, I guess.
22:02If I do still run it.
22:04The meeting will decide, John.
22:06You know that.
22:07Yeah, but who will decide how the meeting goes, Marjorie?
22:11Damn it, old man Ashby's in your pocket.
22:13Dextra and O'Neill will do what you tell them and Tim will, well, I guess Tim will jump with the tie.
22:18Do you still like it straight up?
22:22Ice, two lumps.
22:23I do what I do for the boy, John.
22:28You know that.
22:29Yeah.
22:30The boy.
22:32Have you taught him to hate me, Marjorie?
22:35Hate you?
22:37Hate you?
22:39You'll never really know me, will you?
22:41Not if I live to be 300 here.
22:45Peter resents me.
22:49Seven dams and a fat blast, Marjorie!
22:52Haven't you given him cause enough?
22:54Haven't you kept shutting him out, making him feel an outside aid?
22:58Who do we need, Peter?
23:00Do we need, Peter?
23:02Damn it, Marjorie.
23:03What are you after?
23:06Yeah, what are you after?
23:08I just want you to know that whatever happens at that meeting this afternoon,
23:12it wasn't personal.
23:13Strictly business.
23:15I still like you, John, a lot.
23:19Come here, you, you, you, Marjorie.
23:23I'll see you round the boardroom table.
23:38Yeah, round the boardroom table.
23:40Oh, and Marjorie.
23:42Yes?
23:43Damn you to hell, you're one hell of a woman.
23:47I know.
23:49Well, you know where to find me.
23:51Marjorie, I...
23:55No, no, don't do it!
23:58Can't you see what she's trying to do?
24:09I suppose they'll be saying Hitler was a racist next.
24:14Morris Stewart and Jill Gascoyne.
24:17Neither of them wrote back.
24:18Can you believe these people?
24:20I mean, how much trouble can it be to just bung a pair of stockings in the post?
24:26Uh, letters.
24:27Letters.
24:31More letters.
24:32More letters.
24:34Still more letters.
24:35Still more letters.
24:37Sorry, we'll be with you in a moment.
24:38We've just got some filing to do.
24:41While you're waiting, why not sit back and relax to the sociable sound of Joe Loss and his orchestra?
24:46Still more letters again.
24:51More letters again.
24:55Uh, yet further letters.
24:57Yet further letters.
24:58Oh, dear.
24:59Oh, dear.
24:59Oh, dear.
25:03Oh, dear.
25:04Oh, dear.
25:05No, that's a pity, isn't it?
25:05Yes.
25:06That's a great disappointment.
25:07So, you know what this means, don't you?
25:09You know, this is going to mean letters.
25:12Hmm.
25:13We mentioned genital fungus and some of you laughed.
25:17We're now going to get hundreds of thousands of letters accusing us of making fun of genital fungus.
25:26Which is something we never have and never would do.
25:28Never, never.
25:28Some of, obviously some of you, quite a lot, in fact, seem to find genital fungus, well, amusing in some way.
25:36Yes, you know, attempting to laugh at other people's misfortunes.
25:39My name is Stephen Fry and I'm an alcoholic.
25:44Here's one.
25:45There's one here.
25:46Here's one.
25:47I told him I was an alcoholic and he laughed.
25:49Alcoholism is one of the most serious and destructive conditions prevalent in this country.
25:53And you find it funny.
25:54Sicko.
25:55Creep.
26:01My great aunt Mutie died in 1944.
26:03She was a good and decent woman.
26:10But her death to you is just a source of entertainment, isn't it?
26:14Oh, please fondle my body, please.
26:19Thousands of people are dying every year because no one will fondle their bottoms and you find that funny.
26:24Uh, uh, no, no, Stephen, they're not.
26:27Aren't they?
26:29No, they're not, no.
26:30Oh, I thought...
26:31No, well, never mind what you thought.
26:32But, uh, no one has ever actually died from not having their bottom fondled.
26:37I sometimes feel quite unwell.
26:40Well, yes, that's about it.
26:41No, but you can't, you can't blame this woman for laughing at bottom fondling because no one genuinely suffers from it.
26:45Oh, highly amusing.
26:47That is not even remotely funny.
26:51I'm sorry?
26:52I'm suffering very badly as it goes.
26:54I've been told that I'm going to die within six months unless my bottom is fondled.
27:06Satisfied here?
27:08Oh, bollocks.
27:10Look, I'm sorry to hear about this desperate condition.
27:13Um, do you need help?
27:14Well, yeah, I mean, I'm at the end of my tether, mate.
27:16Yeah, of course.
27:17Well, what sort of, what sort of help do you need?
27:18Well, you know, I need money.
27:19Money, yeah.
27:20So what, what, what for?
27:21Well, to buy vital equipment.
27:23Yes.
27:25Vital equipment, yeah.
27:26Yeah, a CD player, in fact.
27:30You know, I know how expensive they are, you know.
27:32Yeah, well, I tell you what, if we all put our hands in our pockets around here tonight,
27:34a few pounds, three pounds each, something like that.
27:36I'm sure we could raise enough money.
27:37No, wait a minute, wait a minute.
27:39What is going on here?
27:40We're having a whip round to get this man a CD player.
27:42No, no, no, I'm sorry.
27:44No, you, sir, are exploiting the compassion and generosity of this audience, frankly.
27:50Hugh, Hugh?
27:51No, no, we're all, we're all sorry that nobody fondles your bottom.
27:55You know, that, that's a damn shame, but you can't go using that just to get free hi-fi.
27:59Hugh, you may not be aware of this, but the new Yamaha 600 RS CD player has a,
28:03has an electronic arm that comes out and fondles your bottom.
28:09Oh, God.
28:11Without it, this man will die.
28:13God, I'm, I'm so sorry.
28:15I, well, I mean, I just, well, what can I do?
28:19Well, you could fondle his bottom, please don't.
28:22Well, it's only fair.
28:33I'm, I'm sorry.
28:34I'm so sorry.
28:34Let's see.
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