00:00I have the biggest purchase in Walmart history, $70,000.
00:03I get traded from Miami to Phoenix, and I'm the type of guy I have no patience.
00:07So when I get to Phoenix, you know, they have an apartment for me.
00:11Nothing's in it.
00:12Two, three in the morning, I got to go get four or five TVs.
00:15I got to go get printers.
00:16I got to go get laptops.
00:18I got to go get appliances, sheets, towels, underwear, T-shirts.
00:21So at the end, it was $70,000, so I put my credit card in and got declined.
00:26So I pull it out.
00:26And I put it back in, said declined again.
00:33So now I'm saying, oh, no, I'm not broke.
00:37So then I just said, all right, I'll be back.
00:39So then the American Express Security called me.
00:41Hey, man, somebody stole your credit card, and they spent $70,000 at Walmart.
00:46I said, no, that was me.
00:47What the hell are you buying for $70,000?
00:50So they turned it back on.
00:51That's a true story.
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