- 4 months ago
El Chico Que Odio en Español
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00:00:00You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:00:05Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:00:08We're going all the way to New York in that.
00:00:11What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:00:14What do you remember about me?
00:00:17Aww, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:00:24You're saying you don't remember me?
00:00:26We remember shit we did as dumb teens anyways.
00:00:28I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan, would appreciate that.
00:00:34But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:00:38We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:00:47I hate you so much.
00:00:50I want you so bad it scared me.
00:00:58Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache so I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:01:12Oh, there's Tristan.
00:01:14I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her?
00:01:20It's also killing me, is that?
00:01:22And he's my best friend.
00:01:24She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:01:28Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:01:31Okay.
00:01:37Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:01:39All those feelings last night?
00:01:45Are they just... gone?
00:01:52I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:01:54I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:01:59Look, even way, I'm not letting you drive across the country alone trying to figure out your life.
00:02:04Oh my god, wait!
00:02:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:02:08No.
00:02:09I'm going to text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:02:11I love you! Bye!
00:02:13No, no, no, no, no, no, Ren!
00:02:15You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant!
00:02:21Never mind, Ren. She's up now.
00:02:24Never mind, Ren. She's up now.
00:02:28So, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:02:30I'm going to text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:02:32I love you. Bye.
00:02:34No, no, no, Ren!
00:02:36You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant!
00:02:39Tristan, long time no see.
00:02:44Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:02:46I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:02:51So, is this your outfit or...
00:02:55Just, hold on.
00:03:02I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:03:09We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:03:13I don't remember you at that party.
00:03:15I, uh, left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:03:21Steven.
00:03:22Boyfriend.
00:03:25Is that all your luggage?
00:03:27Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:03:29So...
00:03:32Mind giving me a hand?
00:03:39I got it.
00:03:54We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:03:56That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:03:58Wow, Tristan.
00:03:59You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:04:02Tell me, smiles.
00:04:05What exactly do you remember?
00:04:07Tell me, smiles.
00:04:12What exactly do you remember?
00:04:24Not much.
00:04:25Perfect.
00:04:26Makes two of us.
00:04:28You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:30Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:33Yeah.
00:04:34Totally.
00:04:35But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:04:40We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:04:43Agreed?
00:04:44Suit yourself.
00:04:45I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:04:47Steven.
00:04:48Would appreciate that.
00:04:49Want to go for it,家?
00:05:17Everything alright?
00:05:22Yeah, uh, I'm just, I'm just worried about Renee.
00:05:28Tell me about it.
00:05:29She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:05:32Does she even know the guy?
00:05:34Uh, he and Ren seem happy.
00:05:36I guess they're in love.
00:05:38What about you?
00:05:41Me?
00:05:42Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:05:44Yeah, yeah, actually, I am.
00:05:47Yeah.
00:05:49Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:05:51I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:05:57Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:06:00Yeah, more important than you.
00:06:03Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:06:10You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:06:15No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan. I'm a big girl.
00:06:19I was gonna say...
00:06:22You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:06:28Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:06:33You're right. Absolutely.
00:06:36I can't believe you just said that.
00:06:37Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:06:42All right? Please?
00:06:43All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:06:50You got ten minutes max. No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:07:04Stephen, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:07:07Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:07:16What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:07:19Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:07:21Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:07:25Tristan, what are you doing here?
00:07:32I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:07:34What happened?
00:07:36Nothing. Let's go.
00:07:38No, you're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:07:40No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:07:43Sammy?
00:07:44You didn't catch us, right?
00:07:46That's weird.
00:07:46I thought I heard.
00:07:50Can I help you?
00:07:51You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:07:56You slimy piece of shit.
00:07:58Do I know you?
00:08:00Nah, but I know you.
00:08:02You're the guy stringing along someone amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:08:07Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:08:11How do you even know Sam?
00:08:12Better yet, why do you even care?
00:08:14Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:08:16Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:08:21Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:08:26And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:08:30You don't deserve to say her name.
00:08:32All she ever does is care about you.
00:08:35And you're here talking shit.
00:08:36When you should be thankful, she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:08:40Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:08:43I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:08:46I'm going to give you five seconds to get the hell out of my...
00:08:49Oh my god, Steven!
00:08:54The fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:55Security!
00:08:58Get the hell out of my...
00:09:00The fuck is wrong with you?
00:09:05Security!
00:09:06You're lucky, that's all I do.
00:09:08If you ever badmouthed Samantha's mouse again,
00:09:11you so much as look at her wrong.
00:09:14You won't just be losing a client or two.
00:09:16You'll be losing teeth.
00:09:17Got it.
00:09:26What the hell was that all about?
00:09:28Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend.
00:09:30Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:09:32God, are you insane?
00:09:33This has nothing to do with you.
00:09:35Why would you just...
00:09:36Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him
00:09:39and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:09:41Why does it piss you off?
00:09:43Why do you even care?
00:09:44Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:09:47He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:09:49and...
00:09:50I would never do that to you, Sam,
00:09:52because I just...
00:09:53I...
00:09:54Because you what?
00:09:56Sorry.
00:10:00I...
00:10:00I...
00:10:01Just...
00:10:02Forget it.
00:10:08Because you what?
00:10:10Forget it.
00:10:11What I want to know is why you don't go in there
00:10:13and just dump the guy already.
00:10:14I can't.
00:10:15Okay?
00:10:16You can't?
00:10:16So you're just going to pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:10:18Tristan, it's okay.
00:10:20No, it's not okay.
00:10:21He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:10:22Look, I'll deal with Steven later.
00:10:24All right?
00:10:25I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day,
00:10:27so I'll just wait after the wedding.
00:10:29Okay?
00:10:31Smiles.
00:10:32You know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:10:35I just want to get out of here.
00:10:37Okay?
00:10:38Please?
00:10:46Fine.
00:10:47Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:10:49Or...
00:10:49I don't know what I'll do.
00:10:52I don't know what I'll do.
00:10:53I don't know what I'll do.
00:10:54See?
00:10:55Better.
00:11:16Hey, Sammy.
00:11:17Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:11:19Today was crazy.
00:11:20No, it's okay.
00:11:22No, you're busy.
00:11:23That.
00:11:23Plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:11:27Oh no.
00:11:28Are you all right?
00:11:29Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:11:32Seemed like he knew you.
00:11:33Big blonde guy.
00:11:34Kind of looks like a surfer.
00:11:35Nope.
00:11:35Doesn't sound familiar.
00:11:36But I'm glad you're okay.
00:11:38Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding.
00:11:40I gotta go.
00:11:40Have a safe drive, honey.
00:11:41Love you.
00:11:42Yeah, I love you too.
00:11:43See you soon.
00:11:44Don't look at me like that.
00:11:47Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:11:49This isn't forever.
00:11:50Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:11:51Good night, Tristan.
00:12:14Move.
00:12:27Just a book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:12:48You know what you need.
00:12:50A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:12:52I can't even swim.
00:12:54Then I can just teach you.
00:12:55Duh.
00:12:55I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:13:02To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:13:07Earth to Samantha.
00:13:08I...
00:13:08Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:13:22Do you guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:13:37Uh, sure.
00:13:38Hey, Savannah.
00:13:57It's Samantha.
00:13:58Oh.
00:13:59Right.
00:14:00For sure.
00:14:00Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:14:06You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:14:11I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:14:12I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:14:14Come on, Sabrina.
00:14:15You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:14:17Girl.
00:14:18I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:14:21You don't need me to get him.
00:14:24I know, buddy.
00:14:27What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:14:29What?
00:14:30What's your problem?
00:14:31Please.
00:14:31No one actually reads anymore.
00:14:33That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:14:36What?
00:14:38Hey.
00:14:38Hey!
00:14:39You want to be different so bad.
00:14:42You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:14:46What?
00:14:46Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:14:48She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:14:52Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:14:56I do not have a crush on him.
00:14:58God, just leave me alone.
00:14:59Oh, yeah?
00:15:10Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:15:12So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:15:15Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:15:18You want his attention, sweetie?
00:15:20Well, then let us help you.
00:15:29Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:15:39She's not coming back up.
00:15:41Come on.
00:15:41Come on.
00:15:59Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:16:20Oh my god.
00:16:21Wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:16:24Don't fucking touch me.
00:16:25All right, just get out of here.
00:16:27Babe, come on.
00:16:28It was an accident.
00:16:30We were just messing around.
00:16:31I said get out before you get thrown in the water next.
00:16:37Go!
00:16:42Are you hurt?
00:16:44Well, they must have nicked me with their nails.
00:16:58Thank you for saving me.
00:17:10Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:17:16It isn't your fault.
00:17:17Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:17:19God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:17:20You're not a piece of shit.
00:17:21You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:17:25And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:17:30Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:17:31I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:17:33I don't know why I just did that.
00:17:35I just...
00:17:35Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:17:39That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:17:43Oh, really?
00:17:44Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:18:00We shouldn't.
00:18:02No, no, no, Ren is my best friend.
00:18:04You kissed me first.
00:18:06Remember?
00:18:06I, I know.
00:18:07But you're her older brother.
00:18:10And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:18:12I...
00:18:12But, but, you're not just any girl, Sam.
00:18:24Forget everyone else.
00:18:26It's just you and me.
00:18:32Do you want me, Sam?
00:18:36I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:18:38Was that a yes, Ren, though?
00:18:42I want you, Chester.
00:18:48I want you, Chester.
00:18:56But we can't...
00:19:12I don't want to suck.
00:19:41I want you, Chester.
00:19:42Don't.
00:19:44It's fine.
00:19:51Have you ever done this before?
00:19:56I think I'm ready much my first everything.
00:19:58Sam?
00:20:12Sam? Where were you?
00:20:31Where were you?
00:20:32I went to the bathroom.
00:20:34I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:20:36I lost track of time at the lake.
00:20:43You were asleep when I got back.
00:20:49The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:20:52You brought me this.
00:20:55So like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:20:58Wren, I...
00:20:59Do they think I'm stupid?
00:21:00Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan?
00:21:03It's all anyone does.
00:21:04It's always about Tristan.
00:21:05Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:21:14You would never do that to me.
00:21:16Right, Sam?
00:21:17You're my friend because you love me.
00:21:20Of course.
00:21:22You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:21:26Come on.
00:21:27You know I hate him.
00:21:28We both hate him.
00:21:29He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:21:36Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:21:38And he never will.
00:21:42Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:21:44And he never will.
00:21:45I know I can trust you.
00:21:48Always, Wren.
00:21:49Come on.
00:21:51It's me and you.
00:21:51There they go.
00:22:02Should we go with Golden Boy?
00:22:03Again.
00:22:04Attention, everyone.
00:22:06We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:22:09You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:22:13My boy's going to be a longhorn.
00:22:14He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:22:22Isn't that right, son?
00:22:23Yes, sir.
00:22:24Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:22:37Oh, great.
00:22:39The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:22:42Hey?
00:22:44Whoa, are you okay?
00:22:46You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:22:48You want his attention, sweetie?
00:22:50Well, then let us help you.
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:57Oh, yeah.
00:22:58Fine.
00:22:59God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:23:01I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:23:03You want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:23:05Yeah.
00:23:06Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:23:08Okay.
00:23:12Hey, Tristan.
00:23:13Can I talk to you?
00:23:14I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:23:16All day.
00:23:20Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:23:22Need something?
00:23:24No.
00:23:25Never mind.
00:23:26Just...
00:23:28Forget it.
00:23:31Forget it.
00:23:31Okay.
00:23:46I knew you'd come around.
00:23:59Want to take this to your room?
00:24:02Not in the mood.
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:04Okay.
00:24:05Okay.
00:24:05Okay.
00:24:06Okay.
00:24:07Okay.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Okay.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:14Okay.
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:16I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:24:24Tristan!
00:24:25Come on!
00:24:26Open up.
00:24:26It's already 10.
00:24:27We got to get on the road!
00:24:29If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:24:33my fist!
00:24:37Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:24:39Please tell me you're not naked.
00:24:43Please tell me you're not naked.
00:24:45Put some clothes on!
00:24:46The people of Utah don't need to see that!
00:24:47I hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:24:55If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:24:57Shut up!
00:24:58There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:25:00Put that on.
00:25:01God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:25:04Gee, thanks.
00:25:05Well, I'm just paying back the favor.
00:25:06Consider us even now.
00:25:07Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:25:11Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:25:12No.
00:25:13Why would I be?
00:25:14Grew up Ren, you and Ren.
00:25:15It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:25:16It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:25:17We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:25:18You can't tease me like this.
00:25:19What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:25:20What if I'm serious?
00:25:21Tristan Montgomery being serious?
00:25:25We'll believe it when I see it.
00:25:38Do I look serious enough now?
00:25:39Is it a scar?
00:25:48Are you serious?
00:25:49we should uh get going
00:25:54meet you outside
00:25:59we're out of gas
00:26:09no we're not filled up yesterday
00:26:10hey
00:26:14gas gauge is broken genius
00:26:16got gas last night we were taking your depression
00:26:19we're driving 3,000 miles in a car
00:26:21with a broken gas gauge
00:26:22gotten us this far haven't I
00:26:23do you know how many asshole sounding things you say a day
00:26:26so
00:26:35what have you been up to the last five years huh
00:26:37I thought you didn't like small talk
00:26:39come on lighten up smiles
00:26:41no harm in some conversation right
00:26:43it's basically just school and work
00:26:45and I graduated last year now I'm a bartender
00:26:48you don't do sculptures full time
00:26:50as much as I'd like to I can't do art full time unless it's paying my bills full time
00:26:55what about you
00:26:56I own my own business
00:26:58cleaning pools
00:26:59how did that happen
00:27:01a year ago I overheard some rich lady
00:27:04at a bar complaining about
00:27:05how disgusting her green pool was
00:27:08her friend started saying she should hire a good looking pool guy to make her husband jealous
00:27:12that's where I came in
00:27:14sounds like a bad porno
00:27:15a bad porno oh you wound me smiles
00:27:19hey smiles you still awake
00:27:34I have a hell of a headache
00:27:46you have any aspirin
00:27:47yeah
00:27:48come in
00:27:49thank you
00:28:01you're gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it
00:28:13I'm sorry
00:28:14I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met
00:28:18how did you get it
00:28:22playing football
00:28:23I remember it was raining
00:28:26I was calling the play
00:28:29lining up on the field
00:28:31then
00:28:31nothing
00:28:33I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere
00:28:38that was the last time I played college ball
00:28:41I lost my scholarship
00:28:43I'm so sorry
00:28:45well
00:28:49you still got the rest of our lives
00:28:54don't we
00:28:55thank you for the aspirin
00:29:08I'm gonna let you get some sleep alright
00:29:10I'll see you tomorrow soon
00:29:11what can I get for you
00:29:20just two coffees please
00:29:22so you folks aren't from around here are you
00:29:25you and that popping hot dish of a man outside
00:29:28oh no
00:29:29we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City
00:29:32he's her older brother
00:29:33so you're shacking up with your best friend's brother
00:29:35no I have a boyfriend
00:29:36well that's complicated
00:29:38but Tristan and I aren't
00:29:39I mean we hooked up once
00:29:40but it was years ago
00:29:41he doesn't even remember
00:29:43oh sweet pea
00:29:46you think the man
00:29:49giving you bedroom eyes
00:29:50from all the way across the road
00:29:52wouldn't remember something like that
00:29:53I think he can't
00:29:56who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways
00:30:00hey
00:30:05anything sound good
00:30:08what do you remember about me Tristan
00:30:11what do you mean
00:30:15you can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me
00:30:19right
00:30:20I remember
00:30:24you always wore two braids split right down the middle
00:30:27yeah
00:30:28what do you remember about me
00:30:33I remember every summer
00:30:42at your family's cabin at Big Bear
00:30:44especially
00:30:46the last one
00:30:47I remember every summer
00:30:54at your family's cabin at Big Bear
00:30:56did some stupid shit there
00:30:58guess we all did stupid shit
00:31:01you know what else I remember
00:31:04I remember you being a selfish arrogant
00:31:07fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself
00:31:10oh really
00:31:11is that it
00:31:13what's that supposed to mean
00:31:15nothing
00:31:18you are completely right smiles
00:31:22that's exactly what we are
00:31:26did we just run out of gas
00:31:44I filled up three hours ago
00:31:46I told you this would happen
00:31:53we're out of gas
00:31:54no we're not
00:31:55for the last time we did not run out of gas
00:31:58oh yeah how do you know
00:31:59I know my car
00:32:00my god
00:32:02do we have a problem
00:32:05you are my problem
00:32:07my best friend is getting married in three days
00:32:09and instead of giving me a real answer
00:32:11you're saying cryptic shit
00:32:12like I know my car
00:32:13because you're too much of a man to a man
00:32:15when you don't know anything
00:32:16what do you want me to say
00:32:22that it's my fault
00:32:24fine
00:32:25it's my fucking fault
00:32:27this whole mess is my fault
00:32:28god I should have never agreed to do this
00:32:31so just told Ren no
00:32:32agreed to what
00:32:33Ren talked you into this
00:32:38didn't she
00:32:40you didn't want to drive me
00:32:43Sam
00:32:44Sam
00:32:48no no I'm sorry
00:32:49I'm sorry I didn't mean it
00:32:51hey
00:32:53hey
00:32:54I'm frustrated too
00:32:59we're in this together
00:33:04alright
00:33:05you and me
00:33:07what in the devil
00:33:17are the two of you
00:33:18doing all the way out here
00:33:20you two are real lucky
00:33:25I found you
00:33:26well I'll have one of my boys
00:33:27come out and tow your car
00:33:29bring it back to the shop
00:33:30we'll take a look in the morning
00:33:31for now let's get you
00:33:32someplace cozy
00:33:33hey we appreciate the help
00:33:34oh if possible
00:33:36could you please tell them
00:33:37to be careful
00:33:37I have a gift for my friend
00:33:38in the trunk
00:33:39and I don't want it damaged
00:33:40you have my word miss
00:33:42thank you so much sir
00:33:44ah
00:33:44just call me Bob
00:33:46so
00:33:48what brings you two
00:33:50around these parts
00:33:50we're on our way to New York
00:33:52my best friend's getting married
00:33:53well then you're the maid of honor
00:33:55I bet you're a hell of a stunner
00:33:57in your dress
00:33:58don't you agree son
00:33:59100%
00:34:01how can I help you tonight
00:34:10two rooms please
00:34:11shoot
00:34:14I'm afraid there's only one room left
00:34:18I'm afraid there's only one room left
00:34:24that's okay
00:34:29we'll just go somewhere else
00:34:31thanks
00:34:32uh
00:34:33sir
00:34:34we're the only spot in town
00:34:37everything else is
00:34:39over three hours
00:34:40three hours away
00:34:44one room will be fine
00:34:50look
00:34:51it's just one night
00:34:52sorry I was being silly
00:34:55so are we gonna talk about it
00:35:09I
00:35:11I think it's better if we don't
00:35:15just forget it
00:35:17sorry
00:35:25about what I said
00:35:28at the cafe earlier
00:35:29I didn't mean it
00:35:30I know
00:35:31goodnight Sam
00:35:37hey honey
00:35:45sorry I haven't called
00:35:46I've been caught up at the office
00:35:48how's the drive been
00:35:49it's been
00:35:50crazy
00:35:51honestly
00:35:52the car broke down
00:35:53and we had to
00:35:53that's nice
00:35:54anyway
00:35:54I got some bad news
00:35:56Sammy
00:35:56my boss wants me to go to Napa
00:35:58this weekend
00:35:59can't make it to the wedding
00:36:00after all
00:36:01are you kidding
00:36:01I mean
00:36:02no you're supposed to fly in Friday
00:36:04you can't miss one single fucking work event
00:36:06honey
00:36:06you're being ridiculous
00:36:08I can't tell my boss no
00:36:09he needs me
00:36:10yeah well what about what I need
00:36:11do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone
00:36:14I mean
00:36:14no no no
00:36:15we've been planning this for months Steven
00:36:16god how could you
00:36:18I
00:36:34thank you
00:36:35thank you
00:37:04.
00:37:34.
00:37:36.
00:37:38.
00:37:40.
00:37:42.
00:37:44.
00:37:46.
00:37:47.
00:37:48.
00:37:49.
00:37:50.
00:37:51.
00:37:52.
00:37:53.
00:37:54.
00:37:55.
00:37:56.
00:37:57.
00:37:58What was that?
00:38:00What was that?
00:38:01Huh?
00:38:03Oh, no, I think my co-worker just said something.
00:38:05Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back, okay?
00:38:09See you soon.
00:38:17Hey, you okay?
00:38:20What happened?
00:38:21Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:38:23I broke up with him.
00:38:27What are you gonna say? I told you so.
00:38:29You should have dumped him from the start.
00:38:30Smiles, you dumbass.
00:38:31Sam, no. I'm sorry.
00:38:34No. Everything in my life is falling apart. I don't want to hear some bullshit. Like, I'm sorry.
00:38:38Okay, just wait. Just wait.
00:38:40No, I should have never agreed to this. I should have said no. I should have...
00:38:43Sam! Sam!
00:38:57Sam!
00:39:01God! I mean, don't fucking jerk!
00:39:05Will you just stop? I'm trying to help.
00:39:07Why?
00:39:09Because.
00:39:10Because why?
00:39:11Because you can't swim.
00:39:14You remember.
00:39:16Sam, just listen.
00:39:18Don't. You lied to me, Tristan.
00:39:19You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin. Everything. Don't you?
00:39:23Oh, yes. I remember.
00:39:29Sam, where are you going?
00:39:39Sam, where are you going?
00:39:41Get as far away from you as I can. Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:39:46Sam, just stop.
00:39:48Samantha.
00:39:53Yeah.
00:39:54All right.
00:39:56Yeah, be right there.
00:40:03Fuck.
00:40:11Fuck.
00:40:11Fuck.
00:40:15Fuck.
00:40:17Fuck.
00:40:21All right.
00:40:21Fuck.
00:40:22All right.
00:40:22All right.
00:40:23All right.
00:40:23I picked up the car, but we're not going to leave in Toei.
00:40:38We're not going to leave in Toei.
00:40:42Talk.
00:40:46I don't feel like talking.
00:40:50What are you doing?
00:40:54I don't know.
00:40:57But I don't want to think anymore.
00:41:00Never.
00:41:08How much have you had to drink?
00:41:10Doesn't matter.
00:41:14You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:41:18Things I've never felt before.
00:41:21I hate you so much.
00:41:24But I want you so bad it scares me.
00:41:27Don't name it.
00:41:35When did it take 30 minutes of my heart?
00:41:37Baby.
00:41:39Let's go.
00:41:43eld
00:41:57I'm sorry. I can't.
00:42:20Hey, you hungry?
00:42:27Is this how it's gonna be the rest of the trip?
00:42:36Like what?
00:42:38Like you not talking to me.
00:42:41Not even looking at me.
00:42:45Is this all because of last night?
00:42:50Hey, answer me.
00:42:53Yes!
00:42:57This is exactly how it'll be.
00:43:01If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:43:04I can handle words, but I can't...
00:43:07You want me to embarrass me like that.
00:43:09Why? Let me make a fool of myself over you again.
00:43:11Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:13You think I don't want you?
00:43:16You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:43:19I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:43:24And last night...
00:43:26I almost lost control.
00:43:29But you were drunk and...
00:43:32I wasn't gonna take advantage of you like that.
00:43:34No, no.
00:43:35No.
00:43:36I get drunk.
00:43:38No.
00:43:39No, no.
00:43:40I mean...
00:43:42What are you okay?
00:43:44No.
00:43:45I don't want you, Tristan.
00:44:15Hey, so one room or two?
00:44:30Um, one room, please.
00:44:36Here you go.
00:44:38We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:44:39Wait, can I use your phone?
00:44:41Mine died in the pool.
00:44:43Tell her I said hi.
00:44:44Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:44:47Tell me where you are right now.
00:44:49Renee, it's me.
00:44:51Oh my god, Sam?
00:44:52Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:44:53I fell in a pool.
00:44:55It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:44:58Don't be.
00:44:58I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:45:00I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:45:02God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:45:05So you just telling each other everything?
00:45:07Yeah, about that, I...
00:45:09Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:45:11Love you.
00:45:12Everything good?
00:45:17Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:45:22You okay?
00:45:24Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:45:27Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:45:31it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:45:33What?
00:45:35Why?
00:45:35Is this because of Renee?
00:45:37Yesterday was a mistake.
00:45:43And it can't happen again.
00:45:46Really?
00:45:48Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:45:51I don't know.
00:45:55You tell me.
00:45:56No, you tell me.
00:45:57You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:45:59Let's do it.
00:46:00What are you talking about?
00:46:01You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:46:04Some stupid shit there.
00:46:06You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:46:09I hate Tristan.
00:46:13Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:46:14Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:46:15And he never will.
00:46:17Ring any bells?
00:46:18You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:46:24Did you mean it?
00:46:25Of course I didn't.
00:46:27Then why'd you say it?
00:46:28Why'd you push me away?
00:46:29And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:46:33Renee is my best friend.
00:46:35And she...
00:46:35You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:46:39I just...
00:46:39I didn't want to hurt her.
00:46:41God.
00:46:43I'm sorry.
00:46:44I just...
00:46:45I don't regret last night.
00:46:48And I do want to tell Ren I just...
00:46:51I'm so tired of secrets.
00:46:55Yeah.
00:46:57It's okay.
00:46:58I get it.
00:47:02You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:47:08You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:47:14I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:47:25Tristan!
00:47:28My parents are going to try and play nice at the wedding but...
00:47:32My mom's a fucking mess.
00:47:34And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:47:39Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:47:40Last month I opened my first art gallery and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:47:47I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work and I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:47:58It isn't stupid.
00:47:59You're what makes you happy, right?
00:48:04Then it's worth it.
00:48:07My ex wouldn't think so.
00:48:09You're still in love with him, are you?
00:48:13Oh, God, no.
00:48:13Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:48:18Then why did I stay with him so long?
00:48:20Everything with Steven was easy, comfortable.
00:48:24Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:48:29It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:48:38I'm so scared of failing and I haven't let myself live.
00:48:41You deserve everything.
00:48:56You hear me?
00:48:57Everything.
00:48:59I wouldn't hate you.
00:49:03But I don't.
00:49:05I don't.
00:49:07I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:49:09I never have.
00:49:39Oh, finally made it.
00:49:42I have something for you.
00:49:49A cell phone?
00:49:51If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:49:59Wild Stallion?
00:50:00Is that your code name?
00:50:02Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:50:05I can't help you.
00:50:06We hate each other.
00:50:07Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:50:13It's what you want, right?
00:50:15Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:50:17I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:50:22Ow.
00:50:23Your head smiles.
00:50:24I said I understand.
00:50:26You can give me dirty little secret.
00:50:27Yes.
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:30So did you tell Renee we're here?
00:50:31Sure, you motherfuckers.
00:50:36Took you long enough?
00:50:39You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:50:42Oh, whoa.
00:50:42Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:50:44Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:50:47Just good to see you again, man.
00:50:49And you must be Samantha.
00:50:51Renee has said so much about you.
00:50:53I feel like I already know you.
00:50:54Bring it in.
00:50:57I'll take your bag.
00:50:58Yes!
00:50:59Oh, my God!
00:51:01I can't believe it.
00:51:02I know.
00:51:03I was surprised.
00:51:04Did Tristan play nice or do I need to beat his ass?
00:51:07What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:51:08Do a pirouette on me?
00:51:09A pirouette on her corpse if you were meaning my bestie, yes.
00:51:12Relax, run.
00:51:13It wasn't bad.
00:51:14It was kind of nice, actually.
00:51:17You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving around with no gas
00:51:21gauge like a dumbass.
00:51:22Yeah?
00:51:23And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:51:27I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:51:31I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:51:34Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:51:36They really do hate each other.
00:51:38Yeah.
00:51:41Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:51:45I need to get my maid up all who fitted into a dress.
00:51:52I need to get my maid up all who fitted into a dress.
00:51:57No.
00:51:58Deep tissue.
00:52:00Okay, a tie works.
00:52:05Mom.
00:52:06Please.
00:52:08Okay, mom.
00:52:09We'll figure it out.
00:52:11Are you alone?
00:52:13You wish.
00:52:14I'm with Renee in her room.
00:52:15My room's next door.
00:52:16That's too bad.
00:52:17You should be in mine instead.
00:52:18Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:52:20I like it when you call me that.
00:52:22What's your room number?
00:52:22I'll be there in two minutes.
00:52:23You can't.
00:52:24I'm with your sister.
00:52:25Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:52:26Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:52:28I need help picking up my earrings.
00:52:30See what I mean?
00:52:30Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:52:32Come to my room later, please.
00:52:34Sam?
00:52:35Are you alive?
00:52:36I gotta go.
00:52:37I'll talk to you later.
00:52:42Okay, which ones?
00:52:44I think the pearls.
00:52:47Thank God you're here.
00:52:49I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean a wedding again.
00:52:53It just took me so long to get here.
00:52:55I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:52:56Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:52:58If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:53:00when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:53:03When does he arrive anyways?
00:53:06When does he arrive anyways?
00:53:10I broke up with him.
00:53:13When?
00:53:14Why?
00:53:16He's cheating on me.
00:53:19You were right, Wren.
00:53:21I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:53:23I just blindly went along with it.
00:53:26Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things,
00:53:29but when he told me he couldn't make it and all,
00:53:31I just...
00:53:32I couldn't do it anymore.
00:53:34God, I'm sorry.
00:53:38But I called him and told him it's over,
00:53:41so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:53:44How do you take it?
00:53:45Like a pussy?
00:53:46I have no clue.
00:53:47My phone drowned at the Iowa motel pool.
00:53:51Come here.
00:53:53Oh, serves him right.
00:53:56Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:53:59I'm done with him.
00:54:02That's the fucking spirit.
00:54:04Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:54:07And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:54:10Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:54:26We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:54:29I'm gonna hedge you all to myself for days.
00:54:33Non-stop.
00:54:34I'm hooked on you now.
00:54:36Wait, hold on.
00:54:38Can we talk?
00:54:40Sure.
00:54:41What about...
00:54:42I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:54:44Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's,
00:54:50so she wouldn't find out.
00:54:51Thank you, Tristan.
00:54:54I didn't even think of that.
00:54:57So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:54:59Does she know about us?
00:55:00No, but I think...
00:55:03I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:55:08Are you sure?
00:55:09Your parents are gonna be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets.
00:55:15I'm done, too.
00:55:18No more hiding.
00:55:19I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:55:21I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:55:51I...
00:55:52I...
00:55:53Why was she here?
00:55:59Did someone see?
00:56:00Mom showed up this morning, and, uh...
00:56:04Dad wasn't with her.
00:56:06She found out about the affair, and she came here.
00:56:10And she saw us, and...
00:56:12Mom's down in the lobby.
00:56:38I mean, she's in shock, too.
00:56:41Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:56:46I'll be okay.
00:56:46I'll see you over here, so, okay?
00:56:58I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:57:10Thanks for coming, guys.
00:57:16It's good to have you.
00:57:19Excuse me.
00:57:19How's Wren?
00:57:20How's Wren?
00:57:25As well as can be expected.
00:57:26You know, Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:57:29Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:57:34Maybe something happened to him.
00:57:36Like, his flight got canceled, or his phone died.
00:57:39I...
00:57:40Surprise!
00:57:41Steven, what are you doing here?
00:57:47I left work for you, Sammy.
00:57:49Aren't you happy to see me?
00:57:50Didn't you get my text?
00:57:51What text?
00:57:52I didn't get any text.
00:57:53The text I sent you in Iowa!
00:57:55Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:57:57Oh, my God.
00:57:58I broke up with him.
00:57:59Wait.
00:58:00Don't I know that guy?
00:58:01God, I cannot believe you, Steven!
00:58:02Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:58:17And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:58:20Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:58:21Let's just go talk some...
00:58:22No!
00:58:23Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:58:29God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:58:32And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:58:34I broke up with you!
00:58:35Excuse me?
00:58:36I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your
00:58:49secretary.
00:58:50And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious
00:58:54fucking asshole!
00:58:55Honey, what?
00:58:56What are you talking about?
00:58:57What are you talking about?
00:58:59Come on, you're being crazy.
00:59:01You know I love you.
00:59:02I would never cheat on you.
00:59:03I saw her.
00:59:05She was on your lap.
00:59:07You're going to dump her ass.
00:59:08You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:59:10Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:59:12You were there.
00:59:14Sammy, honey.
00:59:15Listen, that girl, she's nobody.
00:59:19I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:59:21But I can change.
00:59:22No, Steven.
00:59:24I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:59:28But it's over now.
00:59:29I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:59:31Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:59:34I know you love me.
00:59:35You can't live without me.
00:59:36You even told me so.
00:59:38Listen to me.
00:59:39You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:59:41You need me.
00:59:43Not anymore.
00:59:44Now get out.
00:59:53My dad isn't coming.
01:00:04Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
01:00:09Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
01:00:12I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
01:00:15I tried calling.
01:00:16This is typical Tristan.
01:00:19It doesn't like anyone seeing him.
01:00:20This week, he gets after my dad.
01:00:24Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:26It was your wedding.
01:00:27I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
01:00:30It's bullshit, and you know it.
01:00:33You're right.
01:00:35I didn't tell you because...
01:00:37Because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
01:00:42And what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
01:00:45I'm an adult, Sam.
01:00:46We're all fucking adults now.
01:00:48I didn't want to tell anyone.
01:00:50Not even you.
01:00:53Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
01:00:56I didn't know if I was ready for that.
01:00:59You love Tristan?
01:01:04Yes.
01:01:06I love him.
01:01:11I love him so much.
01:01:13Then you need to tell him.
01:01:21I know.
01:01:21I know.
01:01:21Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
01:01:44Her mother and I do.
01:01:46Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
01:01:52I do.
01:01:54Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
01:01:57I do.
01:01:59Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
01:02:03I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:02:07You may kiss the bride.
01:02:27Haven't you called or texted me back?
01:02:30Are you ignoring me?
01:02:31I don't know what you mean.
01:02:32I'm sorry.
01:02:33I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
01:02:35You told me you broke up with him.
01:02:36I did. I swear.
01:02:39Then why was he here?
01:02:40Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
01:02:45Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
01:02:48I told you how that shit wrecked me, and you just let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
01:02:57Please, let me explain.
01:03:00Save it. I'm done.
01:03:06Hi.
01:03:10What are you doing in here? You should be at your reception.
01:03:15I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
01:03:18Come on, I locked the door. Will you please come out?
01:03:20Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to sit.
01:03:31Remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year?
01:03:35It's because he was in a bad accident.
01:03:38I know.
01:03:40He told me his football career was over after that.
01:03:43But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:03:47All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:03:50So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you with Steven, I ended it with Steven.
01:03:57He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:04:00I know.
01:04:01I know.
01:04:01He won't even talk to me.
01:04:04Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:04:08If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:04:12Come here.
01:04:12Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:04:23Samantha Smiles.
01:04:23I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:04:37Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:04:41She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:04:45I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was, are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:04:49I had been with the man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:04:55How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:04:58I realized, Ren had it right.
01:05:03Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:05:06Because love is about being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you.
01:05:11Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks or a few days.
01:05:18That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:05:20And that's how I did too.
01:05:22To the bride and groom.
01:05:25And to love that is timeless.
01:05:27Excuse me, is this sculpture yours?
01:05:41Um, yes, it's mine.
01:05:43I own a gallery in Soho.
01:05:45Give me a call when you can.
01:05:47I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:05:50I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:05:52Absolutely.
01:05:53Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:05:56I look forward to your call.
01:06:17Hey, can we talk?
01:06:18Oh, now you want to talk?
01:06:20After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:06:21I know.
01:06:22I stood up in front of all those people.
01:06:24I...
01:06:26I was scared.
01:06:29Okay?
01:06:30I was shitty to you.
01:06:32I know that.
01:06:33I was angry, hurt.
01:06:35And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:06:37So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, he started pouring out of me again.
01:06:43I mean, he had you for five years.
01:06:45I only been with you for a few days.
01:06:47Eventually, I dropped the ball, and you'd see that it wasn't enough.
01:06:52So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:07:00You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:07:02Trust him.
01:07:04I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:07:12I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:07:15I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:07:22Time stops when I'm with you.
01:07:27It stopped the night at the cabin all those years back.
01:07:32And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:07:36Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:07:44How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:07:47Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:07:57I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:08:04What do you say?
01:08:04Forget the past, ignore the future, let's just get in my car and drive, you and me.
01:08:09We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:08:11I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:08:13You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:08:16Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:08:19You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:08:22Just say yes.
01:08:24Please say yes, please.
01:08:34And I won't run out of gas.
01:08:49I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:08:55Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:08:58Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:09:00No fucking way.
01:09:02They're making out too.
01:09:03You owe me 50 bucks?
01:09:07Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:09:11I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' sweating.
01:09:14Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:09:17Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, okay?
01:09:19You're always going to be number one.
01:09:21Oh, we will see about that.
01:09:23Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:09:26We are going to hit the road.
01:09:32Where are you guys even going?
01:09:33To the gas station.
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