Tonight is a very special night at Jason's place, because he's having his good friends Norman and Boris come over for dinner! They haven't seen each other in a while, so they have lots of catching up to do, and Jason has been preparing a delicious meal for all of them to share! Let's just hope that Boris and Norman appreciate what Jason made for them...
Fun Fact: This video was filmed in one night in order to pad the runtime of the "Boris and Friends LIVE" show that me and my friends hosted at the Cranford Theatre in April of 2025.
--- Cast Boris Rybalko Jason McCargo Norman Revalier
--- Director Boris Rybalko
--- Editor Boris Rybalko
--- Music Gaîté Parisienne, No. 23, Barcarolle - Jacques Offenbach String Quintet in E Major, G. 275, Op. 11, No. 5, Minuetto - Luigi Boccherini Gaîté Parisienne, No. 12, Allegro Vivo - Jacques Offenbach Rêverie in F Major, L. 68 - Claude Debussy Orchestral Suite No. 1 in C Major, BWV 1066, No. 7, Passepied - Johann Sebastian Bach Romeo and Juliet Suite No. 1, Op. 64bis, No. 7, Death of Tybalt - Sergei Prokofiev
00:11It's so late. They said they'd be here an hour ago.
00:15Finally!
00:19Hey!
00:21Long time no see, bro!
00:22Long time no see, man!
00:24Aw, man!
00:25I'm really looking forward to this dinner, man.
00:27Alright, so we will slowly be getting out of here.
00:29I'm fucking hungry! Are you fucking alone?
00:30I'm fucking hungry!
00:31I'm fucking hungry!
00:32Let's fucking eat!
00:33Let's eat!
00:34Yeah!
00:35Man, nice place, Jason. You got a good cake.
00:39Yeah, man, I know. I have so many things to show you about this house.
00:42Hey, show me around, man. Show me around.
00:44So yeah, guys, this is my interpretive art collection.
00:46Wow, listen to this. This is impressive, man.
00:48I gotta say, you've got some really nice pictures over here.
00:51What the fuck is that?
00:54Ah, I see you're also in the arts of the interpretive kind.
00:59More like the pissein kind. What the hell am I looking at, bro?
01:03Pure perfection.
01:05Okay, where's the dining room, then?
01:08Oh, yeah, it's right over there.
01:09Oh.
01:10So yeah, guys, I've been planning this dinner for, like, weeks, and I'm so excited to have this dinner for you guys.
01:16Oh, I'm excited, too, man.
01:17Yeah, bye.
01:18Bye.
01:19So guys, I have the best dinner plan, but it's gonna take a little while to finish the complete.
01:25I hope you guys don't mind waiting.
01:26No, we don't mind, man. It's all fine.
01:28We'll wait.
01:31Yeah, sure.
01:48Bye.
01:49Bye.
02:18So, how long is this we're gonna take to get ready?
02:31It's done!
02:32Whoa, yeah, baby! Let's go!
02:34Fucking finally.
02:35Gentlemen, let's bring out the fine china.
02:38So guys, I hope you're ready for the best dinner you're gonna ever have.
02:42Well, what is it? I'm hungry, I'm starving, I wanna eat.
02:45Oh, you're gonna love this.
02:47Get ready.
02:48I made a fresh batch of mac and cheese.
02:51Fuck yeah!
02:53Oh, sweet, man. How long did it take for you to make this?
02:56Oh, it's the fucking days.
02:59It doesn't take days to make mac and cheese, bro.
03:02You know, I had to make sure it was fully cooked, man. It's mac and cheese.
03:05What could be better than mac and cheese?
03:07Mac and cheese.
03:09One second.
03:12Boom! Mac and cheese with a side of mac and cheese.
03:24I'm gonna be like Toastin' Taran after this dinner, bro.
03:26Now, allow me to say Grace before we eat this bountiful meal.
03:30Why do they call it Grace, anyway?
03:31I think they're talking about Grace works at the Crousers. You know who I'm talking about, right?
03:34Oh, yeah, the one who makes the sub sandwiches. Yeah, she fucked on my order like three times.
03:38No less doubt that means.
03:40Can you just bless this food already?
03:42The only thing that needs blessing is your busted ass Nissan.
03:44Good lord, we come here today to bless this mac and cheese that we got from the shock break for $5.99.
03:56We give our thanks that the price of mac and cheese hasn't risen like eggs because of the greed sons of bitches that live among us.
04:02We pray for salvation and solace in our hardships so that we may have good health.
04:05Even when it's completely unforeliked, O'Brien, the CEO, decided to fuck around and find out until you pressed the Kaluigi button on your gamepad.
04:11Ooh, we got popped with so many caps in his ass that for once he knows it was like he had fucking inflated cream rooms every goddamn year.
04:16Then you would've actually had a place at a table with his greedy abs.
04:18Hopefully you can enjoy the space of a space both were shot in the afterlife.
04:21We bear witness to the extravagance of your will, played out to your service, and we rest our trust in your most perfect plan. Praise our lord, the ruler of all worlds.
04:29Amen.
04:30Who the fuck is Brian?
04:37No, no, don't worry about it.
04:38Like the family guy, dawg?
04:40Nah, I will say this, those eyepressers are really getting out of control though.
04:43I don't get what the big deal is.
04:44All you gotta do is reach into the chicken's ass and grab it, and that's it.
04:48Bro, I don't know who we were praying to, but it wasn't the almighty, I'll tell you that for sure.
04:51Can we just fucking eat already?
05:00This ain't fucking mac and cheese.
05:05Bro, yes it is.
05:06Why do I taste cauliflower and asphalt running down my fucking esophagus right now?
05:11So what about the vegan brand?
05:12It saves lives.
05:13Bro, I'm about to lose my life with a fake cheese getting stuck in my throat, you insufferable fuck!
05:17Jason, there's mac and cheese in my mac and cheese.
05:19Shut the fuck up!
05:20I put my heart and soul into this mac and cheese!
05:23I made this with love!
05:24You wouldn't know what love tastes like!
05:25I'm the only one who's had sex in the spring group.
05:27Please at least tell me you got drinks, man.
05:29You bet your ass I did, I made homemade cocktails!
05:32Oh sweet, nothing beats a classic.
05:34Are you twisting my dick right now?
05:36A la mode, motherfucker!
05:37That's it, I can't take this anymore.
05:39Is there anything in this house that isn't mac and cheese?
05:42Well, I do have this blueberry-
05:44God's sake.
05:49I said I was thinking you're wanting to sing with one of these videos.
05:52Give me that muffin!
05:53You're not taking my muffin!
05:56Muffin!
05:57Get away from me!
06:03Finally, my muffin is safe.
06:05No, it's not!
06:06No, no, no!
06:07No, no, no!
06:08Get away from me!
06:09You fucking morons!
06:10Get away from me!
06:11Give me the goddamn muffin!
06:12You're not gonna do it with me!
06:14Leave my muffin alone, you fucking maniac!
06:16No!
06:17No!
06:18It's mine!
06:19It's mine!
06:20I miss my wife, Boris.
06:28I miss her a lot.
06:30You were never married!
06:31Hey, man.
06:32You know, it's fine.
06:33It's cool.
06:34You know, people come and go.
06:35You know, they're just gonna mess around with you and all this stuff.
06:39You just gotta let it go, man.
06:40Yeah, man.
06:41I mean, come on.
06:42People come and go in life all the time.
06:44But what matters most is that we enjoy the positive times that we had with them.
06:48So that way, they'll always be with us on the inside, you know?
06:51Yeah.
06:52I guess you guys are right.
06:53Yeah, man.
06:54We've always got your back.
06:55You don't have to worry about a thing.
06:56Mm-hmm.
06:57You wanna know what makes me feel better when I think about losing my wife?
