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Full Episode Of How To Tame A Silver Fox
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00:00:00Oh, looking good girl
00:00:17Another creep just my luck
00:00:23Please pick up
00:00:25Hi dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me
00:00:34Sure thing, hon. Mr. Reed. Are you seriously screwing someone right now? He'll be there soon
00:00:46Drugging girls my club you must have a death wish
00:00:55You got the wrong
00:01:04Shut up you have the worst timing, you know that favor you owe me
00:01:09I'm cashing it in. Now
00:01:20What are you doing? What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:25It's nice and warm in the back of my trap
00:01:32You'll get away from me creep. Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop! That's what else it can do
00:01:44What the hell
00:01:46Mr. Collins, that's and his best friend
00:01:56You're shivering
00:02:13Come on kiddo
00:02:15Kiddo? Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like five Christmases
00:02:40It's tougher than I've been
00:02:41Something wrong?
00:02:47Um
00:02:49Your arm is
00:02:53Wet
00:02:55From the rain
00:02:58Wipe it then
00:03:11There's no rain up there
00:03:22Rain, sorry
00:03:28So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be
00:03:33busy running your nightclub or
00:03:35eating up
00:03:37sleazebags not
00:03:38picking up some guy's daughter
00:03:41Come to think of it
00:03:46I actually
00:03:48Don't think I've seen my dad in months
00:03:50I don't do small talk
00:03:54Okay then
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop
00:04:01I need to pick something
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol
00:04:04I am 22 years old
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me
00:04:09Look, I'm having a little kick back at my apartment later
00:04:12And I need to buy alcohol
00:04:13Because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:15And then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year
00:04:17And nobody
00:04:19If I take you
00:04:22Will you shut up?
00:04:23Yes
00:04:24Yes
00:04:25I'll be quick
00:04:33I'll be quick
00:04:44You're not going out there dressed like that
00:04:46It's not safe
00:04:48It's not safe
00:04:50Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:52Yeah
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:55I just did
00:04:57You freaking creep
00:04:59Give me a jacket or something
00:05:01How did you do it
00:05:02I did
00:05:03You're not going out there
00:05:04It's not safe
00:05:05To see what you think
00:05:06You did
00:05:07I did
00:05:08You're not going out there
00:05:09I did
00:05:11What you did
00:05:12You said
00:05:13You were you
00:05:14out there
00:05:15And you were
00:05:16thinking?
00:05:17Just being able to
00:05:18know
00:05:18You were just
00:05:19That's working
00:05:20You were looking for
00:05:21You were looking for
00:05:22When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out. That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo. It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:52You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback. Looks like a goddamn circus in there. Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that. I live here now. He put me in charge. And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:49I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine. Have your kickback. Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:09Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you? Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian. Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:33Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:43You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:02You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:07God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to mark.
00:08:25Whoa!
00:08:27Who's this?
00:08:28Bob Grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:37Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run, greet wife.
00:08:45Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:58Hi, hi.
00:08:59Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:06Uh, couldn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, um, please feel free to, uh, help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:34Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:05Sorry, ladies.
00:10:07I don't like my women.
00:10:09Desperate.
00:10:13Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they
00:10:26can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper, hey, listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and ew.
00:10:47Okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're like, you're school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course.
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:10What dirt can I find?
00:11:28Oh, this is gold.
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:58I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:13The hell?
00:12:20Attention, everybody.
00:12:23Hello.
00:12:23You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:46Oh, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:57I just need to give it back!
00:12:58Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:06That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:09And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28There's all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on.
00:13:37Let's cool right down.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:48No!
00:13:48No!
00:13:48No!
00:13:49No!
00:13:49No!
00:13:50No!
00:13:50No!
00:13:51No!
00:13:51No!
00:13:52No!
00:13:52No!
00:13:53No!
00:13:54No!
00:13:54No!
00:13:55No!
00:13:57Fuck this!
00:13:59Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:29You are supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:37Come to her party, you take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:42It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54I wish that's enough. Let her go.
00:14:59Yeah, one last thing.
00:15:02What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:08Petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight here.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:22But we're literally just girls!
00:15:24I don't give a fuck!
00:15:25Everyone out!
00:15:26The fuck out!
00:15:35What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:43She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:06You're crying.
00:16:08Why are you crying?
00:16:10I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:19Stupid.
00:16:20I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of-
00:16:24I'm gonna stop you right, babe.
00:16:25And she's the queen of our-
00:16:26I said stop!
00:16:30I said stop!
00:16:31I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:36I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students just cause you run some sort of shady business.
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:47I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:17:00Oh yeah?
00:17:03If I'm such a kid?
00:17:05What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry kid.
00:17:13That's my gun.
00:17:14You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you wanna turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:21You better not be a single T-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:35I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:37You better not be a single T-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:42I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:44Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:53Oh!
00:17:55God.
00:18:02What?
00:18:09What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:14No.
00:18:19This cannot be happening. He's going to be back in any second.
00:18:31You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't want to... I don't want to play.
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:18:58What are your manners?
00:18:59Say, please.
00:19:06I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:08Give me the key.
00:19:18What the...
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:21Are you ready to listen?
00:19:23Like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:31Rule number one.
00:19:32There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:38You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:41So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:44you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:46I can take care of my...
00:19:48Rule number two.
00:19:50No talking back.
00:19:52I am the last guy.
00:19:55You want to piss off?
00:20:01Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:08You're not ready to play.
00:20:09So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:30My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:33Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:37Oh, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:44Until sunset.
00:20:46What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew.
00:20:52Ah!
00:21:07How's my daughter?
00:21:15Um, hot.
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:25Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark.
00:21:33Good.
00:21:34You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:44You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:46Give me some time.
00:21:55Give me some time.
00:21:56Stay with my drive.
00:21:58Open my head.
00:22:00You're the only one you say.
00:22:04Is it the way?
00:22:06Open my head.
00:22:08You're the only one you say.
00:22:12You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:28Oh, excuse me.
00:22:42We're filming.
00:22:43Filming?
00:22:45Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff.
00:22:48Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:49Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:51I'm looking for Harper views.
00:22:52It says her location is here.
00:22:54So step aside before I make you.
00:22:56Um, nope.
00:22:59Harper is my best friend.
00:23:00And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for-
00:23:02Hey, wait!
00:23:03Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:12He looks so sexy.
00:23:14Keep going.
00:23:14Harper?
00:23:23You shouldn't be here.
00:23:25You shouldn't be here.
00:23:26I tried to stop him.
00:23:29Hey!
00:23:31No, Harper.
00:23:32You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:35It's for a class project.
00:23:37Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:39Class my ass.
00:23:41Is that what you want to-
00:23:41You told her to get her here?
00:23:43I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:44Chris, stop!
00:23:45Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:47Then the camera's next.
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:49Not the camera.
00:23:50Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:51You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot you porn.
00:23:54That is enough!
00:23:55That is enough!
00:23:55These look amazing, Harper!
00:24:12Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:14Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:16No one's going to see these.
00:24:18Deleting them.
00:24:19What?
00:24:19That is art!
00:24:21Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:25creeps a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:30Your choice.
00:24:39Camera it is.
00:24:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:44You asshole!
00:24:46If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:24:51your throat.
00:24:52You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:24:58I'm leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:11So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:16I did it for your own good.
00:25:18You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:21You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:25You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:29Like a piece of me.
00:25:31My classmate?
00:25:33It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:38Jealous?
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:40You're cute, Harper.
00:25:46I'll give you that.
00:25:48And those...
00:25:49things you do?
00:25:51They're cute, too.
00:25:53You know what's not cute?
00:25:56Me jealous.
00:25:57Now, you were right.
00:25:59I'm in some shady business.
00:26:00And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:03But you better not test me.
00:26:04Or I'll break you.
00:26:09In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:15Well, guess what?
00:26:17You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit...
00:26:24that you want me.
00:26:25What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:34There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:40You know what, Chris?
00:26:41You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:43Fine.
00:26:43But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:46Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:48So...
00:26:52Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:55No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:59Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:27:01Ew!
00:27:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:05He was sent here to...
00:27:07keep me safe.
00:27:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:11I don't know.
00:27:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:16Um, wait.
00:27:17You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:24We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:31So that's step one.
00:27:32Hmm.
00:27:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:37He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:38Yeah, right.
00:27:39Jealous of me?
00:27:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:42He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:48Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:50Jealous over you.
00:27:52It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:55So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:00Until he snaps.
00:28:01And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:05And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:12Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:14Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:17Because I get what I want.
00:28:19Tell him.
00:28:30Sexy outfit.
00:28:32Check.
00:28:33Popcorn.
00:28:34Check.
00:28:35A notebook.
00:28:36The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:38Check.
00:28:39What do you want?
00:28:51You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:53Um, popcorn?
00:28:55Harper, you idiot.
00:28:58Seduce him.
00:28:59I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:04But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:07Come on, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:11I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:13Your pulse is racing.
00:29:15What's going on?
00:29:19Has your ex-boyfriend given you trouble?
00:29:22No, I just...
00:29:24I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:28But it's...
00:29:29Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:49But what about your date?
00:29:50Jane, please, Jane.
00:30:02Jane, Jane, not the one.
00:30:10How are you not crying?
00:30:12This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:14Because it's not real.
00:30:15This is ridiculous.
00:30:18No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that
00:30:21for someone like this.
00:30:23It's true love.
00:30:25There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:28Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:31Or...
00:30:33maybe...
00:30:36you're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:39And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:49What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:00Now, come on.
00:31:02Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:03Shh.
00:31:04Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:11I'm not a toy.
00:31:12I'll ruin you.
00:31:13Well,
00:31:13I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:16As hard as you try to convince yourself,
00:31:18I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23Not a lie.
00:31:25You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:28And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:30You can't handle me.
00:31:32Try me.
00:31:33I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:40I don't kiss.
00:31:41And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:45Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:47No.
00:31:49I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:55Not anymore.
00:31:57And even when you're at school,
00:31:59they never loved you.
00:32:03Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:10I'm sorry.
00:32:11I love you.
00:32:13This is the last thing I can do for you.
00:32:15You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:26Not be seduced by him.
00:32:28I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37You're late, big daddy.
00:32:40But you sound pissed.
00:32:42So I'll wait.
00:32:45You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:47Not tonight.
00:32:48Busy.
00:32:50Busy?
00:32:53Never for me, you're not.
00:32:55When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:59Are you with another woman?
00:33:00Woman?
00:33:01No.
00:33:04Not a woman.
00:33:05Do you know how many guys would kill
00:33:09to be with me right now?
00:33:17Not this guy.
00:33:19Lose my number.
00:33:28Whoever this girl is,
00:33:30your days are numbered.
00:33:32Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:35She's going to be the dead to me.
00:33:54Dead.
00:33:57Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:05Stay.
00:34:14Damn it, Harper.
00:34:35You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:34:59you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:01Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:06Oh my God, did we have sex?
00:35:08I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:10His business partner.
00:35:12I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:14No, but we might as well
00:35:17if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:23So, so we didn't?
00:35:24No.
00:35:27Because you're still alive.
00:35:29Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:32One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:35You don't know that.
00:35:38Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh yeah?
00:35:42Explain that.
00:35:43That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad
00:35:54and can't take a hint.
00:35:57Is that what you tell all the guys
00:35:59to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:02Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:04Well, what's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:14I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:21With my friend.
00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:34Well, this will do.
00:36:57So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:36:59and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:04Struggling much?
00:37:34I don't know what your game is,
00:37:37but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning
00:37:40is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:44I had no other choice.
00:37:46I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:53You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not.
00:37:56No wonder we're...
00:38:03That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:14What are you going to do?
00:38:18Punish you.
00:38:18I don't know.
00:38:29What do I know?
00:38:33You don't know?
00:38:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:45I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:49I'd say, do your worst.
00:39:04I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:08What the heck?
00:39:08Why are you stopping?
00:39:09You deserve someone better
00:39:15that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:18But...
00:39:19But what about...
00:39:20There's no buts.
00:39:24Can't let this happen again.
00:39:36Cockblock!
00:39:36You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:47You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51That was part of the plan!
00:39:53I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:55I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:57Was it...
00:39:58Big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick
00:40:05for a second longer.
00:40:06It's bad enough that I basically fondled him
00:40:09like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:11He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like...
00:40:13BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards.
00:40:16Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait.
00:40:26Do you think he's going to show up
00:40:27to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's
00:40:30future sugar daddy.
00:40:32Crap.
00:40:32What if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:36if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:53Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni
00:40:56and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00Yeah, how else you're going to will your man.
00:41:03He is not my man.
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10No, leave, Brian.
00:41:12She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting this loser
00:41:16make your decisions for you, Harps?
00:41:18Huh?
00:41:19What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:32Harper, are you sure?
00:41:34It's okay.
00:41:34Maybe if I talk to him,
00:41:35he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:36Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:02I want to get back together.
00:42:03You cheated on me.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian,
00:42:08and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago.
00:42:12Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on,
00:42:19and you should, too.
00:42:22What do you mean,
00:42:23moved on?
00:42:24Hmm?
00:42:25Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut!
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:33Let me see, then.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me.
00:42:36Show me!
00:42:37Let go of me!
00:42:39There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:42I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:45I don't have time for this.
00:42:47You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:50That's not happening.
00:42:52Ever.
00:42:52Ever.
00:42:53Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:56Me.
00:42:57We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:00Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:03It's not a threat.
00:43:05It's a fact.
00:43:11You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:13But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:15I'm gonna come after your bitch
00:43:17that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:25Help!
00:43:25Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:28Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:34You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:36I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:41And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:44You just made me rid of it, asshole.
00:43:46Oh!
00:43:47Are you okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:06Stop it!
00:44:07You're gonna kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:13If you contact her,
00:44:15if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:16I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:20Fuck.
00:44:22You almost killed him.
00:44:28Fuck.
00:44:42Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:45Should we call 911?
00:44:47Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:58You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:24So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now?
00:45:26Hmm.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:34Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:47Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:54So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:45:59I'm going to throw up.
00:46:15Breathe.
00:46:18You can do this.
00:46:19I'm right here.
00:46:47Don't focus on the water.
00:46:50Just look at me.
00:46:56It's not hard to do.
00:46:58It's okay.
00:47:11It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:13I got you.
00:47:14It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:21You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:24Just breathe.
00:47:31Just keep breathing.
00:47:35How are you feeling?
00:47:43Fine.
00:47:44Just insanely distracted.
00:47:46Ready for the next step?
00:47:55I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:58I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:02I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:06What?
00:48:06Oh, my God.
00:48:11Oh, my God.
00:48:12You're talking about swimming.
00:48:15You're talking about swimming.
00:48:19What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being under water.
00:48:25Parker!
00:48:49Parker!
00:48:50Parker!
00:48:53Parker!
00:48:53What happened?
00:48:58What happened?
00:48:59You blacked out.
00:49:01You're okay.
00:49:03You're okay.
00:49:04Sorry.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07You did amazing.
00:49:12You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14I can't do this.
00:49:16It's okay.
00:49:20We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:23Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him.
00:49:29If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Hartley.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:42Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:57I want you.
00:49:59And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:01You're like me.
00:50:17What the hell?
00:50:19What are you doing?
00:50:20We need to talk about this first, inside, with our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:24Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:26I'm not a tease.
00:50:27I just care about you.
00:50:28So you are a grandpa.
00:50:31Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:33Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:39No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:44I'm going to shower.
00:50:45Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:07So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:10Running a daycare.
00:51:12Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:15Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:21I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:25I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:30And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:32He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:37Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger, like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:42Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:46Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:50You've been tracking him?
00:51:52What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:53The same kind he is.
00:51:55Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10I'm surprised.
00:52:13Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:16Just all around...
00:52:19Not intense enough for him.
00:52:21Not intense enough?
00:52:25Yeah, well...
00:52:26Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:28Oh, please.
00:52:32Don't make me laugh.
00:52:33I mean, look at you.
00:52:34You're the most vanilla missionary, pillow princess pepper.
00:52:40You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:41Don't call me that.
00:52:46You want to know?
00:52:47How Chris likes to fuck.
00:52:49He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:52Handcuff you, so you can't run.
00:52:54Choke you out.
00:52:56None of that.
00:52:57Kissing.
00:52:58Pillow talk.
00:52:59Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look
00:53:03at your face.
00:53:07He'll be bored of you and weak.
00:53:10He actually lives here with me.
00:53:13You're a skank.
00:53:14Ah!
00:53:23Help!
00:53:24Help me!
00:53:24I can't swim!
00:53:29Help!
00:53:30Help!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:43Harper!
00:53:45Harper!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:48Smile for T&D's pleasure.
00:53:51Please don't!
00:53:52Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:55That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:00Oh shit!
00:54:01Harper!
00:54:02Baby!
00:54:04Harper!
00:54:24Come on, go!
00:54:26Come on, go!
00:54:28Be honey!
00:54:28Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:50Harper! Harper!
00:54:54Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:54:56You're safe.
00:54:56I thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to die.
00:55:02You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:05You're safe now.
00:55:06Just breathe.
00:55:08Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:13It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:17Harper could never homewreck us a lot.
00:55:20She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:22I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:28We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:32She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:39Jokely, Carter.
00:55:40I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:47I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:50How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:57She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:59What are you doing?
00:56:10Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:16and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:20You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27Do you got that?
00:56:29Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No.
00:56:32I'm telling you.
00:56:33Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:38Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait.
00:56:41Please, don't.
00:56:43I'll do anything.
00:56:44Please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:45No.
00:56:47Ah!
00:56:50Chris, no!
00:57:00Wait!
00:57:01Wait!
00:57:01Oh!
00:57:02Oh!
00:57:02Oh!
00:57:02Oh!
00:57:03Oh!
00:57:04Oh!
00:57:04Oh!
00:57:05Oh!
00:57:05Oh!
00:57:06Oh!
00:57:06Oh!
00:57:20I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.
00:57:25She will not bother you again.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:28Don't worry about it.
00:57:33I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:46A lot of brain to her.
00:57:47Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:01She said that...
00:58:03That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:09That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:23Satisfy you.
00:58:25In bed.
00:58:25Okay.
00:58:30That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:34You'd never be into me.
00:58:40Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:48But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:52I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:53When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:01I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:16I told you.
00:59:39I'm sorry.
00:59:39I was there.
00:59:39I'm sorry.
00:59:41I was there.
00:59:42I'm sorry.
00:59:42I'm sorry.
00:59:43I'm sorry.
00:59:43I'm sorry.
00:59:44I can't wait.
00:59:45I was here in the shower.
00:59:46What the hell am I doing?
00:59:49Why don't you stop again?
00:59:52You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:54Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:56I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:01This isn't about Mark.
01:00:03It's about you and me.
01:00:05So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:10I'm too dangerous.
01:00:12So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:21It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:23There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:26Yeah.
01:00:28It's because you're a coward.
01:00:31You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:32Just admit it.
01:00:33You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:36Just be a man and own it.
01:00:37It's not you.
01:00:38Don't!
01:00:39You're a psycho.
01:00:42I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:58Morning.
01:01:00Bagel?
01:01:01I'm not hungry.
01:01:06You need to eat.
01:01:12No.
01:01:16What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:26Are we even now?
01:01:30Bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:33What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:35I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:37Well, you should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:52Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:55Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:01:59I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05Promise.
01:02:13Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:16Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:20Nope.
01:02:22And he's never going to.
01:02:24Huh?
01:02:24I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:31Oh, hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:34Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:40And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:42Stop moping.
01:02:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:46Okay?
01:02:46Okay.
01:02:48Okay.
01:02:49Okay.
01:02:49Okay.
01:02:54How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:05Like a million hours?
01:03:06Who the fuck cares?
01:03:09We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:14Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:24I think I hear them coming.
01:03:39Let's go.
01:03:41One last touch.
01:03:42Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:03:55Perfect.
01:03:59Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:02Huh?
01:04:03What?
01:04:06No, no, no, no.
01:04:07My final project.
01:04:10How am I going to graduate?
01:04:11Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:18Harper.
01:04:20Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:23Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:26Shh.
01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:31Shh.
01:04:32Don't say that.
01:04:34It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:37Did you do this?
01:04:46Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:51We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:53You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:55Guess what?
01:04:56You have no proof.
01:04:58Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:00That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:05Harper.
01:05:06There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:08Professor, I can explain.
01:05:12Harper?
01:05:15Is this your work?
01:05:17It's so ugly.
01:05:19Isn't it, Professor?
01:05:20We have to fail Harper.
01:05:22It looks like a complete choke.
01:05:25Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:29In fact, I guess just bought this piece.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:34Who would buy this crap?
01:05:36I would.
01:05:37Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:52I would.
01:05:55It's you.
01:05:56You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:00Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:02Don't you know who this is?
01:06:04Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:08There's no way.
01:06:09That's okay, Professor.
01:06:10Not everyone has taste.
01:06:15How much for this painting?
01:06:16Oh, no.
01:06:17Our starting price is $18.
01:06:23Done.
01:06:26Wait, $1,800?
01:06:29Do you even study at this school or not?
01:06:31We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:35You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:06:39whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:46Here's two mil.
01:06:48What?
01:06:48Take the rest and buy art supplies,
01:06:51whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:54Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:57Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:58Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:03Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:10Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:14My father still runs this university.
01:07:18Money runs this university.
01:07:20And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor,
01:07:22who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:26You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:30Professor, you can't.
01:07:32Please.
01:07:33Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:36No, wait, Professor!
01:07:37Not so fast.
01:07:38What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:42I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:58Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day
01:08:02is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:04I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:07Those dresses, though.
01:08:09What?
01:08:09Huh?
01:08:09What dress?
01:08:23This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:25You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:28What was it that you two said?
01:08:30Oh, right.
01:08:32Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:33The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:39You're being suspended.
01:08:41Let's go!
01:08:42Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:43They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:46Let's go!
01:08:47Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:50I'll see you later.
01:08:55Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:08:57Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:58That's $18,000!
01:09:02Seriously?
01:09:04I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:10What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:14He, um, I mean, I, I was an idiot, and I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:09:29A blindfold?
01:09:46I want you, Harper.
01:09:47I want to do things to you.
01:09:53Bad things.
01:09:56But only if you want me to.
01:09:59I do.
01:10:13Why'd we stop?
01:10:15I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:18I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:20Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:27And I'll wait for you.
01:10:29Why'd you wear that for me tonight?
01:10:38Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:41Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:43You need to look at this!
01:10:44Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:45I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:51No, no.
01:10:52That's what I need to tell you about.
01:10:53Harper, look!
01:10:54You've got the wrong gun, I swear!
01:10:58The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:01Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:03You need to move out now.
01:11:04You can't keep living with him.
01:11:06I need to talk to him.
01:11:07Okay?
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Taxi?
01:11:18For Harper?
01:11:22Who are you?
01:11:23Hey!
01:11:24Let go of me!
01:11:25Stop it!
01:11:25Please, please let me go.
01:11:37If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:43Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:46Harper.
01:11:46Why are you doing this?
01:11:50We broke up.
01:11:52Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:54You psycho!
01:11:56He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:00He humiliated me!
01:12:02But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:08Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:09Yes.
01:12:11Once he arrives to save his little princess,
01:12:14well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:19No.
01:12:20No.
01:12:21You can just watch.
01:12:24No.
01:12:25No, no, no.
01:12:26No, no!
01:12:27No!
01:12:44A trap?
01:12:47What the hell?
01:13:04Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:06I hope you don't mind.
01:13:10I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:14Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:13:16you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:23Hey, crap.
01:13:24I can explain.
01:13:25You're gonna explain.
01:13:27But first,
01:13:29you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:32Is that text a prank?
01:13:34Harper's in trouble.
01:13:37We need to go.
01:13:37Okay.
01:13:41Should we have some fun with you
01:13:42after we kill Leather Graham?
01:13:46Hmm?
01:13:47Should we make him watch?
01:13:49Hmm?
01:13:52Oh!
01:13:54Looks like he's here.
01:13:55Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:01Huh?
01:14:01Mm-hmm.
01:14:02Get ready, boys.
01:14:17I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:25That's what happens, Chris,
01:14:26when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:28What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:47What?
01:14:47Can't talk without you, the bodyguards?
01:14:49Let me go!
01:14:57I-I-I-I leave all the-
01:14:58I already told you once.
01:14:59You should have listened to me then.
01:15:04I'm going to kill you,
01:15:05you goddamn bitch.
01:15:06Are you okay?
01:15:25Did he hurt you?
01:15:28Chris,
01:15:29I put you in danger.
01:15:32You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:35When it comes to you, Harper,
01:15:36I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:44Would someone
01:15:45like to tell me
01:15:47what the fuck is going on?
01:15:52Oh my god, dad, what the hell?
01:15:54It's okay.
01:15:56I'll handle it.
01:15:56I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:58Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:01I want an answer now before I-
01:16:02before I kill him!
01:16:03No, dad!
01:16:04Look,
01:16:05I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:09But?
01:16:10Deep down,
01:16:11I know that
01:16:12you just want me to be safe.
01:16:20Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:23Please don't be mad.
01:16:24Well, you're wrong about that.
01:16:28It's not deep down.
01:16:30It is the most important thing to me,
01:16:33your happiness.
01:16:36If that means being with Chris,
01:16:39then he better not screw this up.
01:16:42Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:45I believe you.
01:16:47You
01:16:48keep her safe.
01:16:50with my goddamn life.
01:17:10You remember my instructions?
01:17:12Yes.
01:17:13in the morning
01:17:14but I can't
01:17:16leave
01:17:16You know what I came here for
01:17:20Throw that jacket on the floor
01:17:22Kissing me goodnight
01:17:24It's just one more life
01:17:25Yes, daddy.
01:17:26You tell me
01:17:28You tell me
01:17:28You tell me
01:17:28Save it
01:17:29Push me away
01:17:31Yes, daddy
01:17:32We always play
01:17:34Tell me to go
01:17:35I always stay
01:17:36I want to fight
01:17:37I want you to beg for it
01:17:39I want you to beg for it
01:17:39I want you to fuck me then
01:17:44I want you to fuck me then
01:17:48Love in you is a day
01:17:55Stop teasing
01:17:55I want you now
01:17:58My father
01:18:00Daddy, say it, or I'll punish you.
01:18:22Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:30You're pushing down on me when I'm around you, but without you, don't know where I'd be out of sight.
01:18:39Are you sure about that?
01:18:43One more night.
01:18:47You and I.
01:18:53You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:18:59You can either uncuff me, or fuck me.
01:19:20You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:24Rich or am I?
01:19:28Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:35Get away from your heart.
01:19:39It's too late.
01:19:42To get back from yesterday.
01:19:46Once I start, I'm not stopping.
01:19:53I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:19:59You're different.
01:20:06Ready for round five?
01:20:08Stop it.
01:20:09I'm sore.
01:20:10Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:15What if I don't?
01:20:16What was that?
01:20:17Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:18Honey, you home?
01:20:19Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:26Stop it.
01:20:27I told you I was busy.
01:20:28I told you I was busy.
01:20:33This is my home, Harper Reeds.
01:20:34If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:40Okay, I will.
01:20:41Can you get out?
01:20:42I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:20:49Can I please just open my eyes?
01:20:50No.
01:20:51Please keep them covered.
01:20:52I want to give a speech.
01:20:53And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:20:55I get nervous when I open up.
01:20:57And, you know, I say it.
01:21:00I can't look at you.
01:21:02Okay, I will.
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:07I can't.
01:21:08I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:11Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:13No.
01:21:14Please keep them covered.
01:21:15I want to give a speech.
01:21:18And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:19I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:22Open up.
01:21:23You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:28Just get on with it.
01:21:30What I do for a living.
01:21:32The not-so-legal part.
01:21:36It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:41And for me to be...
01:21:44Vulnerable?
01:21:46Yeah.
01:21:47But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:51And you're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:55And I want to be around you.
01:21:57Forever.
01:22:08So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:13I'm moving you in there.
01:22:16As a graduation present.
01:22:18And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:27Only if you want to.
01:22:30Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:33Are you serious?
01:22:36What's wrong?
01:22:38It's a tacky?
01:22:39I liked it.
01:22:41I thought...
01:22:41Deal!
01:22:41But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:50But she is.
01:22:51You have to move in there with me.
01:22:54Deal.
01:22:55Deal.

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