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How To Tame A Silver Fox - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong, God, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I've ever met.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:45Um, your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be...
00:03:33busy running your nightclub, or...
00:03:35beating up...
00:03:37sleazebags, not...
00:03:38picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:39Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Ooh!
00:04:00Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly.
00:04:07Ugh, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well,
00:06:16maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here,
00:06:22and neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17Who's this?
00:08:28powerful grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's House when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:45I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or...
00:10:00No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:06Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:28Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:11What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:11What the hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody!
00:12:24Hello!
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:32A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Hey, dear diary.
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:57No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:12:59Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:11And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33Let's fuck right down.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:48Fuck this.
00:13:59Fuck this.
00:13:59Fuck this.
00:14:00Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:30You are supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:37Come to her party, you take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:43It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54First, that's enough. Let her go.
00:15:00One last thing.
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty. Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:22But we're literally just girls!
00:15:24I don't give a fuck!
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:27The fuck out!
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:45She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:07You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me in front of-
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our-
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:32I said stop!
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just cause you run some sort of shady business, does-
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you...
00:16:52to stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:01Oh yeah?
00:17:02If I'm such a kid,
00:17:05what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you wanna turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:21Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:22You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:34I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:35You better not be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:43I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:44T-shirt in there Chris Collins I swear. I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:49What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:14No no no no no no it cannot be happening he's gonna be back in a second you know if you wanted to play you could have just asked I don't want to I don't want to play what do you even do with these you perv oh I'm the perv
00:18:44you're the one who came into my room into my closet when I wasn't here
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here
00:18:53uncuff me
00:18:56what are your manners say please
00:19:03I don't have time for your games old man
00:19:10give me the key
00:19:13what the
00:19:20you and I are going to establish some ground rules are you ready to listen like a good little girl or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day
00:19:32rule number one
00:19:35there was a lot
00:19:37scarier shit out there kiddo
00:19:39you just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:19:42so when I tell you
00:19:44that I'm here to protect you
00:19:46you better listen to everything I say
00:19:48I can take care of myself
00:19:50rule number two
00:19:51no talking back
00:19:53I am the last guy
00:19:55you want to piss off
00:19:57rule number three
00:20:04don't start any games
00:20:08you're not ready to play
00:20:10so what else do you have planned today?
00:20:31my plans are none of your concern
00:20:34here in the regular no violent non mafia America
00:20:39we have this thing called privacy
00:20:42you can have your privacy
00:20:45until sunset
00:20:47what does that mean?
00:20:52you have curfew
00:20:54ah
00:21:09how's my daughter?
00:21:17um
00:21:18hot
00:21:19what was that?
00:21:20uh
00:21:21sh
00:21:22she's hot-headed
00:21:23why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24that's why you're watching her and not me
00:21:26is she back from class?
00:21:28she was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:21:30Chris
00:21:31is my daughter okay?
00:21:33she's fine Mark
00:21:34good
00:21:35you're my best friend
00:21:36you're the only one I trust to keep her safe
00:21:39you better have a good excuse when I find you
00:21:47give me some time
00:21:54still when I'm driving
00:21:55open my hair
00:21:57open my hair
00:22:00what do you say?
00:22:02You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:32Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:22:45Filming? Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location is here. So step aside before I make you.
00:22:58Hmm. Nope. Harper is my best friend. And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:04Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:13He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:23:16Harper?
00:23:17You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here. I tried to stop him.
00:23:31Hey!
00:23:33No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:37It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:41Class my ass. Is that what you want to do?
00:23:43You told her to get her here? I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:46Chris, stop!
00:23:47Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:23:50Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera. It costs a thousand dollars.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:56That is enough!
00:23:57These look amazing, Harper!
00:24:14Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:16Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:18No one's going to see these.
00:24:20Deleting them.
00:24:21What?
00:24:21That is art!
00:24:23Give him this camera back or I swear to God,
00:24:25I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:30See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:36Your choice.
00:24:41Camera it is.
00:24:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:46You asshole!
00:24:48If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again,
00:24:51I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:54You will be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:04We're leaving.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:06So, first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:23You need me around for your safety,
00:25:25because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:28You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:31Like a piece of meat.
00:25:32My classmate?
00:25:34It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:42Jealous?
00:25:47You're cute, Harper.
00:25:49I'll give you that.
00:25:50And those...
00:25:50Things you do?
00:25:53They're cute, too.
00:25:55You know what's not cute?
00:25:58Me jealous.
00:26:00Now, you were right.
00:26:01I'm in some shady business.
00:26:02And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:05But you better not test me.
00:26:08Or I'll break you.
00:26:09In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:17Well, guess what?
00:26:19You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:24Just admit...
00:26:26That you want me.
00:26:27What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:40Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:42You know what, Chris?
00:26:43You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:45Fine.
00:26:46But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:49Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:52So...
00:26:52Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:57No.
00:26:59Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:01Oh, my God.
00:27:02Maria, no.
00:27:03Ew.
00:27:05That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:07He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:10And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:13I don't know.
00:27:14But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:18Um, wait.
00:27:19You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:22Think about it.
00:27:26What?
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:31The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:33So that's step one.
00:27:35Hmm.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:39He was jealous, Harv's.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:42Jealous of me?
00:27:42I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:45He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:50Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:52Jealous over you.
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:57So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:02Until he snaps.
00:28:03And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:07And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:13Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:21Mm-hmm.
00:28:22Sexy outfit.
00:28:34Check.
00:28:35Popcorn.
00:28:36Check.
00:28:37A notebook.
00:28:38The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:41Check.
00:28:41What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:56Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:00Seduce him.
00:29:01I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:07But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:11Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:12I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:16Your pulse is racing.
00:29:18What's going on?
00:29:20Uh.
00:29:21Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:23Uh-uh.
00:29:25No, I just...
00:29:26I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:30But it's not important.
00:29:32Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:29:53Okay.
00:30:02How are you not crying?
00:30:14This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:16Because it's not real.
00:30:19This is ridiculous.
00:30:21No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:25It's true love.
00:30:28There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:30Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or.
00:30:36Maybe.
00:30:39You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:43And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:52What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:03Now, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:12Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:14I'll ruin you.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:18As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:26It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:30And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:32You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:36I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:43I don't kiss.
00:31:44And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:51I don't think you are.
00:31:55What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:57I don't think you are.
00:32:00And you can go into her as well as I never loved you.
00:32:02You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:32I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:36I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, big daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:45So I'll wait.
00:32:47You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:50Not tonight.
00:32:52Busy.
00:32:53Busy?
00:32:55Maybe for me you're not.
00:32:58When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:00Are you with another woman?
00:33:03Woman?
00:33:04No.
00:33:07Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:20Not this guy.
00:33:22Lose my number.
00:33:23Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:37She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:57Good.
00:33:58Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:03Stay.
00:34:13Damn it, Harper.
00:34:18Do not flake.
00:34:56You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:13His business partner.
00:35:15I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:21So, so we didn't?
00:35:28No.
00:35:30Because you're still alive.
00:35:32Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:35One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:38You don't know that.
00:35:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah?
00:35:45Explain that.
00:35:47That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:50Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:03Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:15What's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:18I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:27Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:33Well, this will do.
00:36:50So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:16Struggling much?
00:37:20I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:46I had no other choice.
00:37:50I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:57You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:59That's not.
00:38:06No underwear?
00:38:06That's bad man or his angel.
00:38:17What are you going to do?
00:38:21Punisher.
00:38:27I don't know.
00:38:33Okay.
00:38:34I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:47Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:50And so you do your worst.
00:38:53And so you do your worst.
00:38:54I'm sorry.
00:39:10I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck?
00:39:12Why are you stopping?
00:39:17You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:20But, but what about-
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:27I can't let this happen again.
00:39:40Cockblock!
00:39:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:48You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:55That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:59I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:00Was it big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:14Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:15He's a sex freak?
00:40:16Like, BDSM?
00:40:18The whole nine yards.
00:40:19Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:35Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:57Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:01You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:04How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:10I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:14No, leave, Brian.
00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:21Harps?
00:41:22Huh?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:26What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay.
00:41:38Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:40Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:06I want to get back together.
00:42:08You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:14But that was months ago.
00:42:16Huh?
00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:22I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:26What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:28Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:33Hmm?
00:42:33Get pissed.
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:36Get off of me!
00:42:36No, no, no.
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:40Show me!
00:42:41Let go of me!
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:46I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:49A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:51You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:54That's not happening.
00:42:56Ever.
00:42:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:00Me?
00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:07It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:09You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:17But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:19I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:23I love you.
00:43:28Help me!
00:43:29Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:32Stop it.
00:43:33That's enough!
00:43:33oh good girl you are gonna regret that you bitch i don't think she will actually
00:43:42that's for calling her a bitch and this next one is because this suit is a dior custom
00:43:48you just made me rip an asshole you okay
00:43:56take her you psychopath she's fucking used goods anyways
00:43:59stop it you're gonna kill him good he's not worth it let's go
00:44:18if you contact her if you go anywhere near her i'll finish the job i promise let's go
00:44:29look
00:44:46chris you almost killed him
00:44:50should we call 9-1-1 seriously harper he tried to hurt you you still care about him
00:44:56i handled myself just fine and if i wasn't there to save your ass what would have happened
00:45:11you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:28so you're the little slut that chris wants to play with now
00:45:31let's see who you are
00:45:48do we have to do this what does swimming have to do with self-defense
00:45:51doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim your dad wants me to keep you safe so yes
00:46:00we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
00:46:05i'm gonna throw up breathe you can do this
00:46:31i'm right here don't focus on the water just look at me
00:46:59it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay i got you it's okay it's okay
00:47:19it's okay
00:47:26you're fine you're fine harper
00:47:35just breathe just keep breathing
00:47:40how are you feeling
00:47:40fine
00:47:48just insanely distracted
00:47:53ready for the next step
00:47:56what
00:47:56i don't know i don't know if i'm ready i'll hold your hand the whole time
00:48:07i thought you didn't make love
00:48:11what
00:48:14oh my god oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:48:18what goes on in that head of yours
00:48:28i want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:40i want you to get used to be in my room
00:48:50i want you to be dressed up
00:48:53harper
00:48:55harper
00:48:58harper
00:48:58What happened?
00:49:03What happened?
00:49:04You blacked out.
00:49:05You're okay.
00:49:06You're okay.
00:49:07I'm sorry.
00:49:08I'm sorry.
00:49:09For what?
00:49:10You did amazing.
00:49:15You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:18What you did is...
00:49:20It's okay.
00:49:23We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:26Just kiss me.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:31Your dad won't like this.
00:49:33Don't think about him.
00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:57Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:01I want you.
00:50:03And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:05You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07What the hell?
00:50:08What are you doing?
00:50:09What the hell?
00:50:10What are you doing?
00:50:11We need to talk about this first.
00:50:13Inside.
00:50:14With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:15Why are you being such a tease, Grandpa?
00:50:17I'm not a tease.
00:50:18I just care about you.
00:50:19So you are a grandpa.
00:50:20Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:24Come on.
00:50:25Come on.
00:50:26Let's go inside.
00:50:27No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:29I'm going to shower.
00:50:30I'm going to shower.
00:50:31I'm going to shower.
00:50:32I'm going to shower.
00:50:33Come on.
00:50:34Come on.
00:50:35I'll shower.
00:50:36I'm going to shower.
00:50:37Why are you being such a tease, Grandpa?
00:50:38Why are you being such a tease, Grandpa?
00:50:39I'm not a tease.
00:50:40I just care about you.
00:50:41So you are a grandpa?
00:50:42Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:43Come on.
00:50:44Let's go inside.
00:50:46No.
00:50:47I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:50I'm going to shower.
00:50:59Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately. Running a daycare.
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10I am surprised.
00:52:11Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:13Just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:14Not intense enough?
00:52:15Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:17Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:18I mean, look at you.
00:52:19You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:24You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:25Don't call me that.
00:52:27You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:28He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:29You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:30Don't call me that.
00:52:34You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:35He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:36Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:37Choke you out.
00:52:38None of that.
00:52:39None of that.
00:52:40Kissing.
00:52:41Pillow talk.
00:52:42Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look
00:52:44at your face.
00:52:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:46Don't you?
00:52:47You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:48You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:49Don't call me that.
00:52:50You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:53He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:56Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:59Choke you out.
00:53:01None of that.
00:53:02Kissing.
00:53:03Pillow talk.
00:53:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look
00:53:08at your face.
00:53:09He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:14He actually lives here with me.
00:53:17You little skin.
00:53:19Help!
00:53:20Help me!
00:53:21I can't swim!
00:53:26Help!
00:53:27Help!
00:53:28I can't swim!
00:53:30Help!
00:53:31Help!
00:53:32I can't swim!
00:53:33Help!
00:53:34Help!
00:53:35I can't swim!
00:53:36Help!
00:53:37Harper!
00:53:38Harper!
00:53:39Help!
00:53:40Smile for T&M's loser.
00:53:41Help, Mammy!
00:53:42Please help!
00:53:43Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:46That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:53:49Help!
00:53:50Help!
00:53:51Smile for T&M's loser.
00:53:52Help!
00:53:53Please help!
00:53:54Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:55That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:53:57Help!
00:53:58Help!
00:53:59Help!
00:54:00Help!
00:54:01Help!
00:54:02Help!
00:54:03Help!
00:54:04Harper!
00:54:34Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:55Harper! Harper!
00:54:58Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:55:00It's okay, I got you. You're sick.
00:55:02I got you sick.
00:55:03I thought I was going to die.
00:55:05I thought I was going to die.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now.
00:55:11Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:30I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:44Totally harder.
00:55:46I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:52I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:55How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine.
00:56:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:15Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:32Do you got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:36No.
00:56:37I'm telling you.
00:56:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:41Get out of here.
00:56:45Wait.
00:56:46Please, don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:49Please.
00:56:49What are you doing?
00:56:50Chris, no!
00:57:05Wait!
00:57:06Wait!
00:57:06Wait!
00:57:10Wait!
00:57:20I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:57:30She will not bother you again, I swear.
00:57:35Don't worry about it.
00:57:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:48We weren't a thing.
00:57:51Not a brand of her.
00:57:56Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:06She said that...
00:58:08that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:17She said that...
00:58:19that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:28Satisfy you.
00:58:30In bed.
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:41Is that true?
00:58:42That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:51But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:56I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:03When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:05I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:15What did you regret?
00:59:19I'm not doing this sooner.
00:59:22I was like.
00:59:23I don't know.
00:59:23I'm not doing that later.
00:59:24I'm not going to die.
00:59:25I have some things to do.
00:59:27I had to give up the world.
00:59:29I had to step up and be able to do something.
00:59:32I have to do something.
00:59:33I decided to make to do something.
00:59:34I know.
00:59:35I'm not something to do something.
00:59:36I have to do something.
00:59:37I could feel it.
00:59:38I saw you.
00:59:39I don't know.
00:59:39I know.
00:59:40I don't need to do it anymore.
00:59:40I'm not.
00:59:41I don't know.
00:59:42I don't know for a while.
00:59:42what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
01:00:00to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to this isn't about
01:00:07mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours you need
01:00:13to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and i should forget this
01:00:25ever happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:32it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:40you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not don't you're a psycho
01:00:46i'm just trying to protect you
01:00:55morning
01:01:04bagel i'm not hungry
01:01:08you need to eat
01:01:13no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:27are we even now
01:01:33bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:38what's wrong ghetto i hate seeing you like this you should have thought about that before
01:01:44you broke my heart
01:01:45columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students harper reeves
01:02:05i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:10promise
01:02:12has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:24nope
01:02:27and he's never going to
01:02:29huh
01:02:30i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:34why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:37oh hey hey
01:02:40let's forget about that douchebag okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor
01:02:44so you can pass this class and i am not letting you fail
01:02:48stop moping let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:02:55how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours who the fuck cares we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:16make sure no one's coming
01:03:23i think i hear them coming let's go
01:03:37i think i hear them coming let's go one last touch
01:03:44i think i hear them coming let's go one last touch
01:03:49good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight heartburn
01:03:58tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:08huh
01:04:09what
01:04:11no no no no my final project how am i gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:04:19Harper
01:04:26Harper i'm kind of confused is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:32is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:38don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:44did you do this
01:04:51christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:57we're gonna report you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:01guess what you have no proof
01:05:03good luck with that losers
01:05:06that's what you get for fucking with me harper harper
01:05:13there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:15professor i can explain
01:05:19harper
01:05:21is this your work
01:05:23it's so ugly isn't it professor
01:05:27we have to fail harper it looks like a complete choke
01:05:31ladies i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:36in fact
01:05:38guests just bought this piece
01:05:40wait what
01:05:41who would buy this crap
01:05:43i would
01:05:56who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:58i would
01:05:59you
01:06:02it's you
01:06:03you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:06:07christina don't be rude
01:06:09don't you know who this is
01:06:11chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14there's no way
01:06:16that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:21how much for this painting
01:06:23oh no you
01:06:24our starting price is 18
01:06:26done
01:06:29wait
01:06:33eighteen hundred dollars
01:06:35you can study at this school or not
01:06:37we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:41you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account
01:06:51here's two mil
01:06:53here's two mil
01:06:54what
01:06:55take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake
01:06:59sir mr collins this is too much
01:07:02oh my god oh my god
01:07:05are you fucking kidding me
01:07:08are you fucking kidding me
01:07:12language miss hawkes
01:07:14don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:16who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:21my father still runs this university
01:07:24money runs this university
01:07:26and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:31for disciplinary action
01:07:34you're going to get us expelled professor you can't
01:07:38please
01:07:39getting expelled sounds just about right to me
01:07:42no wait professor
01:07:43not so fast
01:07:44what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:48i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:08:01good luck proving it was us
01:08:03knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves everyday is satisfying enough for me
01:08:09i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:12those dresses though
01:08:14wait why huh
01:08:16i
01:08:17what was it that you two said
01:08:22oh
01:08:25right
01:08:26good luck proving it was me
01:08:29oh
01:08:30what was it that you two said
01:08:34oh
01:08:35right
01:08:36good luck proving it was me
01:08:39oh
01:08:40the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:46you're being suspended
01:08:47let's go
01:08:48why are you grabbing us
01:08:50they're the ones who did this arrest them
01:08:52let's go
01:08:53oh
01:08:54i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:56i'll see you later
01:09:01congratulations on the sell miss reeves
01:09:03chris that was eighteen grand
01:09:05that's eighteen thousand dollars
01:09:08seriously
01:09:09i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:17what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:23he um
01:09:26i mean i
01:09:29i was an idiot
01:09:30i was an idiot
01:09:31and i'm sorry
01:09:32but i think this might help
01:09:33show you how much i want you
01:09:36i want you
01:09:51a blindfold
01:09:53i want you harper
01:09:54i want to do things to you
01:09:55i feel my pain
01:09:57but it hurts like hell
01:09:58but it hurts like hell
01:10:00but it hurts like hell
01:10:01like a poor one more dream
01:10:02but only if you want me to
01:10:04i do
01:10:07I do.
01:10:20Why'd we stop?
01:10:22We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:25I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:27Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:34And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:48Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:50You need to look at this!
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having...
01:10:54very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No! No!
01:10:59That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:00Harper, look!
01:11:01You've got the money!
01:11:02I swear!
01:11:03The guns and the money, it's not just for show.
01:11:04Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:05You need to move out now!
01:11:06You can't keep living with him!
01:11:07I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:09Harper!
01:11:10Harper!
01:11:11You need to move out now!
01:11:12You can't keep living with him!
01:11:13I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:14Harper!
01:11:15You need to move out.
01:11:16You need to go to Harper!
01:11:17You need to go to Harper!
01:11:18You need to walk out of the room and exit.
01:11:19You need to go to Harper!
01:11:20You need to go to Harper!
01:11:21Taxi? For Harper?
01:11:29Lori? Hey, let go of me! Stop it!
01:11:42Please, please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:48Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:53Harper.
01:11:54Ryan, why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:11:58No, no, no, no. We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho! He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me!
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies. Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:18Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:22Well, we don't need to get into boring details, do we?
01:12:26No. No. You can just watch.
01:12:30No, no, no, no! No, no!
01:12:34No!
01:12:52A trap?
01:12:54What the hell?
01:12:55I'm falling apart.
01:13:00I'm falling apart.
01:13:01I'm falling apart.
01:13:02I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:05Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:16I hope you don't mind.
01:13:18I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:13:23you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:30Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:13:32You're gonna explain.
01:13:33But first,
01:13:36you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:40Is that text a prank?
01:13:43Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:48Should we have some fun with you
01:13:49after we kill other Grants?
01:13:53Should we make him watch?
01:13:59Oh!
01:14:01Looks like he's here.
01:14:03Are you ready to see
01:14:05your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Huh?
01:14:09Get ready, boys.
01:14:11I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:32That's what happens, Chris,
01:14:33when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:35What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:54What?
01:14:55Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:57Let me go!
01:15:04I-I-I-I'll leave all the-
01:15:05I already told you once.
01:15:07You should've listened to me dead.
01:15:11I'm gonna kill you,
01:15:13you goddamn dick.
01:15:14A-ивают!
01:15:25Thanks.
01:15:26You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:31Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger. You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:51Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:56Oh, my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:08I want an answer now before I kill him.
01:16:11No, Dad.
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17But?
01:16:18Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:26Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:33You're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:41If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:49Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:52I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:01Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:21Yes, Daddy.
01:17:36Say it.
01:17:39Yes, Daddy.
01:17:44I want you to beg for it.
01:17:46I want you to fuck me, Dad.
01:18:03Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:13Daddy.
01:18:15Say it.
01:18:15Or I'll punish you.
01:18:30Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:31Are you sure about that?
01:18:50You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:09You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:14You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:33Or it's your mind.
01:19:37Do you worst, Daddy?
01:19:38Daddy.
01:19:38Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:02I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:13You're different.
01:20:14You're different.
01:20:14Ready for round five?
01:20:32Stop it.
01:20:33I'm sore.
01:20:34Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:38What if I don't?
01:20:39What's that crap?
01:20:44It's my dad.
01:20:45Honey, you home?
01:20:46Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:48I'm sorry.
01:20:48I'm just going to come in.
01:20:49I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:02Can you get out?
01:21:17I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No, please keep them covered.
01:21:25I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:31You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:36Just get on with it.
01:21:38What I do for a living.
01:21:41The not-so-legal part.
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:55But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:59You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:06So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:22I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present.
01:22:26And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:43What's wrong?
01:22:46It's a tacky?
01:22:48I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:49Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me.
01:23:02Deal.
01:23:03You have to move in there with me.
01:23:04You have to move in there with me.
01:23:05You have to move in there with me.
01:23:06You have to move in there with me.
01:23:07You have to move in there with me.
01:23:08You have to move in there with me.
01:23:09You have to move in there with me.
01:23:10You have to move in there with me.
01:23:11You have to move in there with me.
01:23:12You have to move in there with me.
01:23:13You have to move in there with me.
01:23:14You have to move in there with me.
01:23:15You have to move in there with me.
01:23:16You have to move in there with me.
01:23:17You have to move in there with me.
01:23:18You have to move in there with me.
01:23:19You have to move in there with me.
01:23:20You have to move in there with me.
01:23:21You have to move in there with me.
01:23:22You have to move in there with me.
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