00:00Of course, fucking Lenny.
00:02Citizens of the world!
00:04May I have your fucking pathetic attention?
00:06DeadSec! DeadSec!
00:08Is a bunch of losers spamming your newsfeed that they pretend to be the saviors of your free will.
00:17When really, they're just some script kiddies who want desperately to be popular.
00:28It all stops now.
00:30I am going to teach DeadSec a lesson.
00:34And DeadSec, if you think I won't, won't, won't, won't, won't...
00:41Can't destroy your system?
00:47Well, then, please allow me to introduce myself.
00:53Tell me it's just Kiki.
01:01It's just Kiki.
01:03We're housecleaning the felines.
01:05Josh is brute-forcing the crypto key.
01:07Oh my gosh, shut the fuck up!
01:09Ah!
01:10Oh...
01:11All right. So, are we gonna work for this?
01:14Absolutely. We're not letting these trolls drag us into their sewer. DeadSec doesn't back down.
01:18So what?
01:20Well, what good is going to work with them?
01:22It won't break their lock on us. It doesn't change anything.
01:26They couldn't!
01:27No, fuck that!
01:31Hey, listen up!
01:33We're not gonna let Prime 8 derail us.
01:36Let's be smart about this!
01:38All right.
01:39Prime 8 sells zero day exploits to anyone with money.
01:42Yeah, fuckin' governments, Bloom, Noodle, even goddamn terrorists.
01:48Sons of Ragnarok.
01:51What?
01:54Hell yeah, Sons of Ragnarok.
01:56They hire themselves out to Sons of Ragnarok, right?
01:59So we find out as much as we can about their people and their operations.
02:04We're not gonna roll over, not for anybody.
02:07Yo, Josh, man, where you at?
02:09Now it's war. Move.
02:17I'll put a message out on the back channels.
02:19These guys are bound to have enemies who will give us some intel.
02:24Let's cornhole these motherfuckers.
02:39Let's go!
03:00Yeah, badass. Looks good.
03:03looks good ready for the chip then ah hold on i'm savoring oh look at this dick bag so
03:13how many lap dogs you got scrambling behind the scenes to crack my uncrackable lock credit where
03:18credit to do now you want me to ask nicely because you could just give me the key and i'd be on my
03:25way what it's ransomware motherfucker which means you want what oh i want you to make one of those
03:34idiotic vids of yours wow i didn't know you were a follower oh you want the precious pros to adore
03:42you not on my fucking watch fuck i want a public broadcast that says dead sec isn't worth two
03:56seconds never mind 15 minutes of the public's fucking time spice it up
04:02add some tears is that all sure for now but if you don't do it then i start naming names
04:20that's right names identities a veritable who's who bitch damn looks like you're not leaving us much
04:30choice yeah go ahead get good until then why don't you run along and make the video i want
04:50what does she want she wants us to release a vid where we smear ourselves
05:09no way are we doing that we're gonna send her a message all right we're gonna blow up her
05:13shit instead ragnarack just hired prime 8 to upload malware into atm
05:18bank machines it is folks they run that through their main club hangout ronda's diner i'll send
05:23ghoulie there to scope the place meet up with him when you get there
05:31and i'll send her a message every damn day i see you party dude we're at the
05:48the
05:56claren sausalito
06:07hey there
06:14too bad
06:18good
06:35good
06:40good
06:42good
06:43good
06:44What's up, Ghoulie?
07:06What's up, Retro?
07:07Ragnar boy's hired Prime 8 for some machine hacks, huh?
07:10Ragnarok has been using credit skimmers for a long time.
07:12Low-scale payoff, but hiring P-8 to load malware into the bank machine has tripled their cash flow.
07:18I'll bet it has.
07:19The code skims the data and sends the copy to P-8.
07:22Neither the user nor the bank have any way of knowing.
07:25Ah, but we know.
07:27Yes, we do.
07:29Won't take much to mess with their code.
07:31Imagine how pissed Sons of Ragnarok will be with Lenny and Prime 8 if anything were to happen to that operation.
07:38That's the idea. It's gonna be dangerous. You hang back, Ghoulie.
07:41Alright, man. Good luck.
07:43Time to fuck up this operation.
07:44We gots to swoop down on these nosy bitches.
08:07Alright, ATMs are here.
08:09Destroy the machines however you want.
08:12Copy that.
08:27Stand by. Something's wrong with columns.
08:28Field of purges.
08:33Ah!
08:34Uh...
08:35Ugh!
08:40Ah!
08:42Ah!
08:42Ah!
08:44Ah!
08:45Ah!
08:46Ah!
08:47Hey, wait. Something's up. Can you hear me?
09:04Sicaros on the way to rematar these pinche pendejos.
09:17Sicaros on the way to rematar these pinche pendenjos.
09:41Sicaros on the way to rematar these pinche pendejos.
09:46Yep, copy that.
10:03Hey fam, need to strap up. Some bitches need to learn a lesson.
10:16Find them! Let's go!
10:28My ears make it stop!
10:32I read you. Do you read me? Hey! Hey! Do you read?
10:59Gotta be there! Keep it up!
11:02Ah!
11:04I hear you.
11:08Watch it! Gunfire!
11:12There's no way through!
11:19Someone's stepping around. Track him down!
11:25Hold it!
11:32Get off!
11:44Fuck this shit!
11:45Find it to cover!
11:46Copy that, my friend.
11:47Grenade out!
11:50Get it to cover!
11:51Get it to cover!
11:55Come here!
11:56Lord!
11:58Hey, cover me!
12:01Fuck this noise!
12:10Should be right there!
12:11He's bleeding!
12:12He's bleeding!
12:13Mine's mine!
12:23What the hell?
12:24What the hell?
12:25We can't handle this!
12:26You can't read!
12:27Anyone out there hearing me!
12:37We can't handle this! You can't read!
12:38Anyone out there hearing me!
12:39No way!
12:41What the hell?
12:42Woo!
12:43We can't even get started!
12:45You're not going to hear me.
12:46Aat!
12:49You got it!
12:51Aat!
12:53Aat!
12:56Ah!
12:57Ahhhh!
13:27Think we made our point?
13:29It's as though a bajillion people exploited by zero-day fraud cried out in gratitude.
13:34Lemmy's gonna have a hard time explaining this to the sons.
13:57You stupid...fuckin' hamster!
14:20Septic waist purple dragon snot cocks!
14:23Lenny, that's some telemarketing charm right there.
14:26So, we're not gonna do that vid thing.
14:29You know what?
14:30Do whatever.
14:32Don't even care. Not two shits given.
14:35I know my lock is still on your server.
14:50Lenny's right. Kiki's still locked, Marcus.
14:53It doesn't matter. Game time is done. We go to their digs and get the decryption key.
14:57Backchannel info says P8 has a bunker.
15:00A bunker!
15:01But there's no location.
15:02Lenny has an RFID implant. Can we find the bunker with that?
15:05Yeah. It's possible.
15:07Sweet. Time to go see Lenny. No more fuckin' around.
15:10French, you're my backup.
15:11Yes, I am.
15:12It's okay if I call you a sweetheart.
15:25Sure.
15:26You sure you want to keep going with this?
15:36I hate you. Fucks.
15:39And you know why? The propaganda vids, the graffiti, the anti-whatever do-gooder bullshit.
15:47You assholes take yourself so fuckin' seriously.
15:50No, you comin' at us, but you need to understand. We are all in this together. We can all be-
15:55Hey! What kind of fuckin' noob do you think I am? And what kind of shit stain are you for getting caught?
16:05I just thought it was worth a show-
16:06Hey!
16:08Okay. Fuck.
16:10Boofuck.
16:12See how far you get with dead servers, loser.
16:17I hope you close the bathroom.
16:34I'll be back.
16:36I don't know.
16:37I don't know.
16:38I'm good at that.
16:39You're a big-looking man.
16:40I'm good at that.
16:41I'm good at that.
16:42You're a great-so-loose.
16:43That's right, you're a great-so-loose.
16:44I'm a good-so-loose.
16:45We got a ping on the primate bunker and Lenny is clueless about maybe come on you guys give her too much credit
17:15Wrench important question time aliens versus predator the question doesn't make any sense
17:24I mean aliens basically use predators as an external womb to perpetuate their species and the predators
17:30Well, they come from a world where you hunt or you die
17:34They need xenomorphs to hone them into elite warriors. It's a fucked-up ecosystem. That doesn't really have a winner
17:41Okay, ignoring the science behind it purely hypothetical one-on-one who wins are we talking Ridley Scott or Cameron?
17:48I like the sequel better. Let's go with them Marcus. That's a bold statement
17:53We need to have that conversation later, but first is a Cameron alien
17:58They're more aggressive so the predator wins easily he's way ahead on a technological level
18:04So he's gonna stand his ground on the Xeno rushes him
18:07But that's like asking who wins between one man and one zombie
18:10The aliens hunt packs, okay, okay?
18:14How many aliens would make it a fair fight with one predator three I?
18:18Could see a predator spear master keeping two away with a youcha combo stick
18:22Well, the third Xeno is gonna be able to get in close
18:26Even if he kills it that blood splash is gonna melt right through him. It's a hard call
18:31You have to plug their stats into a probability algorithm. Yeah, they both fought judge dread which is pretty badass
18:37Aliens fought Batman so the predator let's not forget superman and Batman versus aliens and predator who won?
18:44Yeah, remember doesn't matter. You know what I give the overall win to predator. Yeah enlighten me predator has taken on Archie
18:52Shit, you're right Archie's basically the top of the food chain
18:56You think predator is more of a Betty or Veronica type of guy neither
18:59Gotta go it's Sabrina. Hmm. You make a good argument. I buy it predator comes out on top
19:10What's the plan get in get the key free Kiki we have the bunker can we can we you have to help clean it this time
19:21Let's start with getting in first
19:29Okay, guys, what's the plan? Well, Lenny's got that door seriously locked down
19:58So plan B I got something there's an old exhaust duct probably overgrown, so I'll find it
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23:37Oh, oh, oh stinks of beer and cheesy feet just get that decrypt key fast
23:42Uh
23:43Get your hands off my shit
23:45Oh, hey Lenny, I'm in your house fucking up your shit
23:49Oh, hey Lenny, I'm in your house fucking up your shit
23:53Think you're fucking fucking up your shit
24:00Think you're fucking fucking smart?
24:02Fucker boom boom boom boom was my failsafer sons of rags rock, but
24:07Yeah, this will work, this will work too
24:09Can't have my hard drive seized by undesirables
24:13Is that Lenny?
24:23She's rigged the place to blow
24:25What?
24:26What are we looking at?
24:27Two, no, three
24:28It looks like shit
24:30Hmm
24:31Maybe four
24:32They don't seem connected so I don't think the order matters
24:34How many nodes?
24:35Just find another way out
24:37Guys, guys, I need to concentrate
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